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is she the new queen of /mu/?
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she's the queen of blacked.com
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>>85835998
>ugly voice
>no vocal range
>no vocal power
>parents' industry connections are her primary reason for success
>clout chased X, Denzel Curry, and a slew of other SoundCloud rappers
>fakes being deep
>fakes being socially conscious
>fakes being depressed
>fakes being ghetto
>fakes being edgy
But hey, she's the zoomer Kate Bush.
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That’s not Clairo mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLElKbNM01Q
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>>85835998
Possible however unlikely
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>>85835998
Most obvious industry plant I’ve seen in a minute.
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>>85836059
Forgot to mention the obvious:
>professional musician brother writes all her material, she's stated in interviews she's not creative enough to write anything by herself
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i find the way she dresses kinda funny. i dunno what it is. from what little i've seen of her she looks like a collection of rectangles. i dunno how else to describe it. it's kinda like David Byrne in his big suit, except i'm suspicious that she thinks she looks cool or something. now, don't get me wrong, i dress like a fuckin retard. i get it. but seeing her outfits in a full-body shot just... i dunno.

this whole person just gets a big 'i don't know' from me. i don't know i'm supposed to think of them. i don't even know who they are.
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Kacey Musgraves
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>>85835998
>Clairo threads
>Cardi B threads
>Billie Eillish threads
>Ariana Grande threads
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>>85836059
I'll say what I said in the previous Shillie thread: as much as I love Denzel as an artist, he takes a gigantic L for white-knighting this no-talent thot.
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>>85836131
If you look at her from 2016 when she first hit the scene she looked like a relatively normal indie pop act. Then her label decided she was too "ugly" and overweight to market as a pop princess so they began marketing her as the female equivalent to the sadboi trend complete with ghetto clothing and a fake accent.
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>>85836131
it's also the attitude along with the clothes. like it's this serious poker face or just staring blankly
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>>85836142
Based
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i legit didnt know she was a musician for months I thought she was just some IG meme thot who had a premium snapchat
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Boomers OUT! Billie is a zoomer artist. You grandpas can't get her. You have to be under 21.
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>>85835998
Probably yes. This is the queen this dumb board deserves. Grimes was too good for /mu/, anyway.
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>>85836384
i fucked your dad.
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>>85836384
Boomer here. At least you should have pick someone with actual talent...
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Our queen has cometh to grace us with her presence. I will eternally stan the glorious Billie
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No, she is
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We don't fuck with industry plants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiUkwP9XsYY
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>>85836268
It's marketing. She's considered too fat and ugly to be a "normal" pop star.
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Why is she unable to sing?
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>>85836059
>>85836127
/thread

Then again mu's standards have become so low I don't even know anymore.
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KNOCC KNOCC MUFUCCA YEA U KNOW HOW WE DO
ITS THAT WESTSIDE LOCAL DONE UP IN BABY BLUE
SO WHO IS YOU LIL BUSTA? WHERE YOU FROM NEPHEW?
BET YO MONKEY AZZ JUST ESCAPED FROM DA ZOO
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HIGHLAND PARK BE DA HOOD THAT I CALL MY HOME
BANG DA WRONG COLORZ N IMMA PUT DA GLOCC TO YO DOME
A LAME NIGGA FINNA MAKE ME WHIP OUT DA CHROME
IF U AINT CRYPN STAY DA FUCC OUT MY ZONE
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>>85835998
My phone bricked itself last night when I tried to check out one of her videos. I'm taking that as a sign from God.
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>>85836715
>fat ta >>85836715
mmm baby
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>>85836603
how is she fat
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why do you fags keep replying to these shill threads? if you need to reply, sage.
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>>85836752
My music industry standard's she's fat, and unlike Adele she doesn't have much of a voice to fall back on.
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>>85836507
based pop fag
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>>85836759
>fans of female artist post thread
'>hurr shill
please stop incel
woman make great music too
shocker!!!
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>>85836838
shillie doesnt make her music she just performs it
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>>85836640
Her vocal technique is atrocious. She has to sing in an extremely breathy voice in order to sound halfway decent and hit the high notes, which may damage her vocal chords later in life. Definitely not good if she has to belt in the future.
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>>85836059
add:
>her/her brother's lyrical content is extremely juvenile and will sound embarrassing to sing once she's in her 20s
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i wanna slap all of you haters rhn
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>>85836023
There's no evidence she's having sex with anyone whilst underage. Collabs =/= sex
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>>85836893
I'm not a hater. I think Billie could definitely improve as a singer if she learned how to properly sing, could belt, hit the high and low notes, you get the picture.

What I detest is the amount of praise she gets when her actual work so far has been meh-tier.
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>>85836990
critiquing an overhyped pop star doesn't make name an incel.
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>>85836893
>>85836990
Just asking: do you know Billie personally?
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How many rappers did she fuck?
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>>85835998
no
>>85836023
this
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>>85835998
there is nothing intrinsically appealing that would attract a mutant to her
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>>85836985
>whilst underage.
This guy again.
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>>85837906
>>85838030
Where's the evidence she's having sex? I don't see any of these friendships she's in as being sexual.
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no she's ugly
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>>85838070
just that being out there makes her dirty whore and pretty unfuckable
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SOMEONE POST THE GIF
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>>85835998
literally who is this creatura?
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>>85838148
>>85838168
DESU I get the impression she isn't fucking Curry (assuming she was, WHY would she bring him on tour with her especially with her being underage?), it's more than he's acting as a mentor towards her given that 1. he's pretty redpilled on the culture industry and 2. she's obviously burned out from being pushed so hard by her label and handlers. Just my speculation but I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>85836715
>>85836738
why does she get a pass to appropriate black culture?
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>>85836397
true
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>>85836153
Her entire tour sold out in less than 48 hours. Denzel is lucky to be opening for her.
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>>85838838
you know how industry plants sell out tours? ticket companies purchase most of the seats and sell them back to normies a few weeks before the show begins at inflated prices. most of the places she's playing are stadiums with thousands of seats, no way in hell that many people are buying when she hasn't released an album yet.
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>>85835998
oh no another lesbo with a guitar! so progressive and intimate!
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>>85838838
I'm almost certain Curry is her "safety blanket" at this point. He knows how fucked the industry is, and probably sees clearly how Billie is being pimped the fuck out by everyone around her. She no doubt wants him to come along since he's her moral support.
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>>85835998
I fucking hope not
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>>85836104
Most based girl I've ever seen.
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SHE MAKE PP HARD
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>>85838886
She doesn't play any instruments...
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>>85836104
The girl is right. Billie isn't a great singer by any means. She should quit music and focus on the visual arts instead since she seems to be much better at creating artistic visuals.
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>>85836738
Has to be photoshop
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>>85836884
Thats how i realized im gettin old, modern lyrics are getting too fucking retarded, and im 26.
But i guess that happens to every era.
The late 00's had lmfao for example.
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>>85836777
>music industry
>voice is a fall-back
This is why I hate most of the industry artists these days. It's not that I disagree with your assessment, but that the industry standard is that image talent>musical talent is disgusting.
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she's actually scottish
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>>85838584
>>85839090
interesting hypothesis
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>>85835998
she looks like white negro
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>>85836777
She's not showing skin because shes underage and appeals to a younger audience, the baggy clothes give it away ans make her look extra fluffy.
wait a litle and she will be an empowered sexualized woman.
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>>85835998
>>85836425
>>85836838
>>85836893
>>85836990
http://archive.is/ZC9jB#selection-23643.45-23643.49

Updating the thread to continually archive the forced marketing of this plant on /mu/. We gotta find where they're coming from, still think it's some retarded discord that's posting at the same time with replies.

Gotta get rid of em /mu/. Maybe get the mods involved.
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>>85839410
Billie had a completely different image when she first broke out. That immediately changed some time around 2017 and by 2018 she was already being paired up with SoundCloud rappers and essentially copying their fashion style (the only thing she's lacking is a face tattoo and perc addiction), yet her music style has remained the same (3rd-rate Lorde).
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>>85838091
Yea that ricenigger is ugly
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>>85838091
fucking weebs I swear
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>>85839481
Her label pays people to viral market her. A lot of her social media hype was allegedly due in part to sock accounts created as fan accounts which only followed her and each other.
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>>85839510
Just making sure /mu/ is aware so we can make them BTFO
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>>85835998
Tash Sultana >>>>>>>>>>
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>>85839481
Archived http://archive.is/12sXu
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>>85839544
Thread from yesterday:

http://archive.is/ZC9jB
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>>85838692
Same reason that Riley Reid can say "nigga" a lot and not get shit for the word, if you know what I'm saying. A "Lifetime Achievement" award, if you will.
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>>85839510
>>85839528
Can you explain a bit more?
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>>85839425
That's the thing about virtue signalers: you can denounce them all you want, but they rush to your aid when they know you're drowning.
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fucking normie
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>>85836893
Why exactly?
For not liking something you like?
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>>85835998
No. Fuck off shill
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>>85836023
Based
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>>85836059
not too mention that her new songs chorus is stolen from the doors people are strange loll
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Do we really have to have this thread every single day
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In every pic/video I've seen of her it seems like her gums and teeth are almost too big for her mouth or something.
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>>85835998
This is probably just face-blindness but she looks like a drug addict version of a young Adele Haenel.
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>>85835998
i have never ever heard a song of her
she has 0 fame outside of america
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>>85835998
she looks like she smells bad
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>>85842210
She has Irish and Scottish ancestry, it's very common and is especially noticeable in young women. Another thing Celtic people have is Large foreheads and deep eye sockets.
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You know how I know /mu/ is full of music newbies and kids?
They actually complain about pop music. Upset about who sells the most or has the higher hits.
Music is one of the entertainment forms where you literally just don’t complain about what is popular. It doesn’t matter. You’re yelling at clouds.
Idiots have complained about pop music since it existed. You are wasting your time. Do you really want your favourite music to be at the top of the charts?
Eventually you’ll realize it doesn’t matter. Pop music will just exist as it always does. Just fucking listen to whatever you want.
Pop music can only bother you if you actively frequent places that would show it. You’re never going to hear/see what you want. That’s not how it works
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>>85836990
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>>85842533
woke woke
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>>85836738
those clothes lol its like homer simpson.
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>>85835998
well mu is garbage so that's not a surprise
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>>85842512
Interesting.
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>>85836990
not an argument
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>>85836893
These:
>>85836059
>>85836127
>>85836268
>>85836318
>>85836850
>>85836884
Are legitimate criticisms, not "hate".
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>>85839481
>Gotta get rid of em /mu/. Maybe get the mods involved.
This. It's about time to employ a zero tolerance policy on fake underground/independent industry plants.
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>>85844612
You guys are so young. Every pop star they ever existed is a “plant”.
This is your first taste of being mad pop music isn’t catered to you or your taste and never will. Don’t get mad. You can’t change anything except stop caring about charts or what kids think is popular.
You all sound like when people used to whine about boy bands all day. It doesn’t matter. Stop relying on radio or other pop sources to show you the music you’re supposed to like.
Grow up. Pop music is literally for children. Youre allowed to like it, but complaining about it makes you look dense.
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>>85836153
He's making good bank off of this tho.
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>>85844721
I don't listen to pop, fag.
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>>85844738
But imagine performing a song like Ultimate or Threatz in front of a bunch of 13-year old girls and their 40-year old soccer moms.
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>>85836507
BASED
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>>85844754
Then why do you give a fuck about her or anything related to her? If you don’t listen to pop you don’t need to care what is pop.
You’re just a shitslinger. Your opinion doesn’t matter
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>>85838168
Two friends sharing an iced coffee isn't sexual.
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>>85844858
Because its annoying seeing Billie ellish threads clutter up the catalog every fucking day especially considering she'll be completely irrelevant in 5 years
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this is the beat for billie elish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRm2kYIib4I
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>>85845428
>5 years
Try two. Lorde-alikes have a ridiculously short shelf life.
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>>85844804
Good. He'll wake the audience up after Billie puts them to sleep.
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>>85845428
Well stop replying to them then. They only exist to piss you off
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>>85845783
We need threads about her to expose how industry plants work.
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>>85845977
No you don’t. That’s just pop music.
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>>85845977
Alright, I’ll bite.
Let’s say your “industry plant” meme finally works. Everyone on /mu/ believes Billie, Snail Mail, Clairo etc are plants, whatever the fuck that really means.
Then what? You really don’t know that pop music doesn’t change yet, and it’s okay.
None of these takes are unique.
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>>85846078
It's still worth discussing.
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>>85846215
It’s not. All you do is discuss it to death. Listen to something else.
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>>85846215
Is it? What are you trying to do? Make pop music better? Not how it works.
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>>85838584
The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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Her voice sucks and she's only successful because her parents are industry professionals.
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>>85845977
Do that somewhere else.
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>>85835998
How many black guys did she fuck?
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*aims down sights*
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>>85847340
a grip
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>>85846467
These threads are for redpilling the normies epic style.
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>>85847340
She burns so much coal the EPA should regulate her.
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>>85836893
I don't hate Billie at all. My skepticism lies in how she's become successful despite not possessing a quarter of the talent she's hyped as having.
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>>85847340
XXXtensioncord for sure.
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>>85847702
Yeah welcome to pop music.
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>>85847470
Normies don’t care how music works or gets made. If they like the song that’s all they care about. It’s pop music, guys
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>>85835998
yawn
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I find her objectively ugly as shit and reminds me too much of that faggot lil xan but I'd fuck the shit out of her
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>>85848302
No you’re thinking of NPCs, there are plenty of 30 year old boomer normies who can tell something is fishy but don’t know how to articulate it and that’s where these threads come in. Exposing Shillie Whiplash as an industry plant is making America great again.
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>>85848201
Ewww
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Do you think she just turns into mush at the sight of a white man? Why does she only hang out with ethnics?
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I think she's really talented, and I find her lyrics genuine. I agree with what someone said in that she might have difficulty singing her current songs when she's older, but I think that's a good thing. It just sounds silly when a young artist tries to sing about mature topics because you know they couldn't possibly know what they're talking about. I don't get that with her music, much like I didn't get it with Lorde.

I also really like her singing, I like the way her music pairs her soft, sweet vocals with dark lyrics, and more recently, heavier bass and drums. It's a unique combination in mainstream pop.

I'm just so impressed by what she can do at such a young age. But at the same time, I really do get the impression that she should slow down. In 'bury a friend' she nearly explicitly says that she's only working like this because she can't say no/people keep making her.
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>>85848998
Shill detected.
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>>85848847
Lol 30 year olds don’t care about Billie Eilish. Get real.
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>>85835998
Sorry bruh
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>>85849068
Not her specifically but pop music in general is becoming unlistenable to everyone except Zoomers and this is what’s making people start asking questions. Industry plants are not a new phenomenon but there was a time when adults could still enjoy some Top 40 but those days are gone and Shillie is merely a symptom of a larger disease.
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>>85849066
Just sharing my opinion. It's unpopular around here, but I'm afraid the point to online boards is having discussions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>85849166
The top 40 hasn’t been for adults since at least the 80’s. Adults listen to top 40 yes, but they also are the kind of people who don’t care about music or musicians, really. They like fun songs.

That’s it
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there are 5 queens of /mu/:
grimes
hayley
bjork
kate bush
st. vincent

billie eilish, clairo, snail mail, dua lipa and others are mere fads.
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>>85849234
John Mayer was enjoyable to teenage girls and the adult contemporary market during the 00s so youre off about that and regardless if you can't see the controversy around Shillie within the larger culture war that's been raging since 2016 then you should lay off the Nyquil.
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>>85836104
>makes falid points
>zoomers swarm her like bees, comment section is an absolute trainwreck of pure post 2000born faggotry
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>>85849273
This.
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>>85849462
Zoomers have the intellect of amoebas.
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People who think Billie Eilish is 'alternative' should be taken into a dark room and beaten
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>>85849855
based .... and checked
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>>85849855
She's "alternative trap."
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>>85850033
she's no alternative to traps anon ... even with a strapon
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>>85850033
*alternative BLACKED
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>>85836862
Came here to post this.
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>>85835998
>You're queen? But where's your grammy?
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>>85848201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo5JXupZTK8
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>>85836127
False. Her latest single had two producers.
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>>85836104
I like this very much.
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Her latest single just went from no. 74 to No. 14 on the charts.

SHE'S HERE TO STAY FOLKS.
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>>85836059
She could sing like Kate if she practiced hard enough. It just so happens that the 'welcome-to-my-kitchen' singing is what makes money right now.
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>>85844721
The issue is that all the suposedly "independent" music news source keep talking about pop shit like its revolutionary
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>>85842533
This. A fantastic quote I read in a book once was "Even if you don't like popular music, don't complain about it. Learn from it. It's popular for a reason."
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>>85835998
When she's 18, pls post cunny
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>>85852400
Honestly that's the expected course for music review sites as they get more popular; they sell out. Maybe the problem is that music buffs aren't migrating to the next music news source. Music business has always been about making money as soon as anyone involved gets any sortof traction.
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>>85837237
/thread
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>>85836990
I'm an incel for not liking a pop star who doesn't write her own lyrics and has a bad voice? I like many female singers, so think of a better argument than that.
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>itt uneducated music afitionados claim Billie can't sing
kek
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>>85835998
all billie spam posters deserve painful deaths
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>le generic "indie" "diy" "not like the other girls" from a famous family underage thot
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>>85836104
damn Starbuck looks like this?
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>>85853344
Her vocal ability is sub-par to say the least.
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>>85836023
this
t. og billie fan



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