HOWHOW DID THIS SMUG LITTLE FAGGOT COME UP WITH SUCH INSANELY CATCHY CHORD PROGRESSIONS WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC THEORY AND BREAKING EVERY RULE THERE ISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
its not hard
>>84492516creativity friend, some people have it some don't
>>84492597Then why can't jacob collier do it? Why cant 2 year autistic azn violin virtuosos do it?
>>84492516Because he had an encyclopedic knowledge of protopunk-to-post punk to new wave and lots of 'pop' guitar musicNirvana was basically mashups of PiL, Killing Joke and Boston and loads of other stuff using a guitar instead of a sampler. If you know music theory and you reach the theory singularity you come full circle and realize that people who learn loads of songs instead of taking lessons know theory very well without knowing the technical terms
Ever heard of The Crossroads? He eventually had to pay that debt back.
>>84492516Brute force. And by listening to a lot of music and taking it in
>>84492516Jesus fucking Christ you're a faggot, music theory is intuitive, writing pop hooks is generally not that hard
because he knew the key to making pop music is to basically make nursery rhymes for teenagers
>>84492628>people who learn loads of songs instead of taking lessons know theory very well This.
>>84492903that's not really true of nirvana though, there's hecks of chromaticism and harmonic tension in his songs
>>84492627because they have no soul
>>84492516music theory is for uncreative, pretentious try-hards. just play what sounds good, keep trying new things until it sounds good.
>>84492870>writing pop hooks is generally not that hardit's hard to do it above mediocrity though, not to mention be really clever about it like cobain was
>>84492870THENWHYCANTJACOBDOITANSWER ME YOU PRICKS
Cobain and Nirvana was dogshit.
>>84493360Hmmm asian and soulless sounds like a racist dog whistle. Are you racist anon?
>>84493434why would you automatically associate the two, are YOU racist?
>>84492516>breaking every rule there isThere are no rules when it comes to music theory, it's all linguistics.
>>84492516>HOW DID THIS SMUG LITTLE FAGGOT COME UP WITH SUCH AN INSANELY GREAT WAY TO EXIT LIFE WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT PHYSICS THEORY AND THEREBY BREAKING MANY BONES IN HIS HEAD WITH JUST ONE SHOTGUN BLAST?
>>84493416more to the point WHY CAN'T WE DO IT
>>84493416he’s a soulless robot
>>84492627this is why im not envious of "virtuosos", because they usually have no soul or ounce of creativity. Also this:>>84492628
>>84493416he's an NPC as is Adam Neely, imagine 'mastering' thousands of years of people trying to figure out what makes music sound good when you probably don't even like music nor have emotions
OK that's it.I've decided Nirvana was written by the Tavistock Institute. Adorno was dead (his last song being Kashmir by 'Led Zeppelin') but he trained people in the art. That's the only explanation. It was created by big brained people who were masters of theory to brainwash the youth. Cobain was a photogenic actor designed to be the public face of the music
>>84493961Hey! Vsauce. Can'twriteagoodsongthany fagtano here, the internets busiest failure bringing you the latest in useless factoids to impress idiot normies
>>84493965There is no way that The Beatles actually wrote their own songs. If you knew what scousers were actually like you'd know. And it wasn't different in the 50s-60s it was actually worse.The thing is, the adjacent areas of liverpool are 99% of those who come into contact with them other than scousers themselves: northwest english people with australian abo-tier IQ so they're not going to be aware of anythingScousers are weird, stupid and annoying. They're so dumb that the government/lizard people actually tried to purge them via economic sabotage in the 70s.Scousers could not tie a shoelace never mind write a song, The Beatles were chaperoned by dodgy characters like jimmy savile throughout their career and George Martin was an ex-military Fleet Air Arm "aerial observer" which was his fake job title, as my great grandfather was a "fleet air arm observer" captured by the nazis in gran canaria for spying on warships at the port (this was carried out by MI6) and his records which were obvious forgeries - incongruous with actual fleet air arm positions and activities during the war.George Martin was classically trained and writing their music for them, probably with groups of other southern spies. Nothing good has come out of Liverpool since The Beatles. During the whole Madchester and Britpop thing even small northern towns had big bands but l'pool is so uniquely shite they had nothing (the Zutons doesn't count).
>>84493416He doesn't want to.
He just grew up listening to a balance of heavier rock (black Sabbath, later Melvins type stuff) and melodic pop music (big Beatles fan from childhood) while practicing the guitar/songwriting for years (probably because his life sucked).Its all just circumstance and practice aligning at the right time. He offered what pop music had desperately needed at the time (debatable)
Brains are fragile funny things.You know how some people just understand math and learn way faster than the rest of the class? Well thats pretty much these guys, they just understood/learned really quick. They figured it out kind of like reverse engineering songs. Some people become insane painters really quick, for some it takes a longer time. Its not about them knowing about it beforehand they just learned fast as fuck and outpaced everyone else.
>>84492516imagine thinking music theory matters
>>84494672>implying Jimi Hendrix ever wrote a good songGreat guitar player though.
>>84494483the la's and dead or alive were good you bastard
>>84494555AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAFUCK OFF FAG
>>84494151what is wrong with his teeth?>british surnameah that explains it
>>84494483>Nothing good has come out of Liverpool since The Beatles*blocks your path*
The true redpill is that Kurt Cobain was an Irishman. A sentimental and self pitying race who are adepts at creating catchy little morose tunes on their gypsy violins. Like Lennon, McCartney, the Pogues, Johnny Rotten, the Gallagher trogs, W.S. Sullivan and many others. Horse faced pure anglos are good at abstraction but cannot create anything catchy to save their lives. Look at Pink Floyd. Have they ever written an ear worm?
>>84494483Echo and the Bunnymen's from Liverpool.
>>84493072>>84492628Know loads of songs, as well as spend a lot of time with their respective instruments. The visualization aspect that comes with playing is indispensable to this.
I remember some anon shitting on the chords of Lithium using theory. Biggest yikes i’ve ever seen on 4chan
>>84495684They weren't *from* liverpool their families were from cheshire and souf fc
>>84495221He never didn't write a good song
>>84494483actual woke as fuck post
most musicians i know don't even know what music theory is lol ur overthinking it
>>84497622what are these musicians that you know? neighbor kid playing guitar in garage at sundays? lol ;)
>>84492627>>84493416>His mother, Susan Collier, is a music teacher, violinist, and conductor at theRoyal Academy of MusicinLondon.Collier's maternal grandfather,Derek Collier, was a violinist who also taught at the Royal Academy of Music and performed with orchestras around the world. His father, Patrick Moriarty, is also a musician. Regarding the role music plays within his family, Collier says, "We singBach chorales together as family – Proof that environment plays 0 role