>tfw you accidentally sit on your own crotchteats
>>34983948>tfw you accidentally sit on her crotchteats
>tfw she sits her crotchteats on you
>tfw you accidentally sit on her marecock
>tfw no crotchteatss to sit on
>>34983948So how come it’s the fandom consensus that a pony’s breasts are down there?
>>34983948>tfw ywn bury your face in your waifu's crotchtits>ywn gently caress and massage them as they plump up with milk>ywn suckle on them
>>34984294why would they be anywhere else?
>>34984294Because that's how horses work. The real question is why do artists think they're angled towards their rear or attached to the vagina.
>>34984329Because I recall seeing art suggesting pony breasts are where human breasts are.
>>34983948My hamster used to sit on his own testicles like they were a built-in seat.
>>34984532well then I guess that solves it, time to delete all the crotchboob porn
>>34984569[magical horse noises]
>>34984569how could a man satisfy this goddess
>>34984619Not a man, but an Anon
>>34984566legendary image. such a cute mare.
>>34984569>tfw princess will never look at you this wayWhy is she so goddamn perfect, bros?
>>34983948>This many deletionsWow, Jannie must be mad.
>>34984338These are cartoon horses, not real ones. They don't have long faces, they don't need crotchteats or photorealistic taint.
>>34984815It's about the AESTHETIC! Ponies with tits on their chest look wrong! They belong on their crotch!
>>34984822>Having to rewrite the same comment 3 times so Jannie doesn't get triggered and deleteI guess I still made my point.
>>34984837you're a legend in your own mind, Anon
>>34984834Ponies with realistic deflated teats look wrong. They look more like dog ponies than equus ferrus, chest fluff is the better option.
>>34984294Rarity in Make new Friends but Keep Discord confirmed that they have breasts where humans have
>>34984916>Teats where humans have them>Cartoony or human nethers>Chest fluffBased.
>>34984921What people with bad taste like. Same with realistic private parts and thinking RDXAJ is in anyway canon.
Faust stated ponies reproduce by mundane mamalian means. This would imply they also have mammaries, and having chest boobs only happen on species who have hands with which to hold their babies up to the boobs with. Literally only apes have chest boobs, and as far as I can tell, ponies aren't apes.
>>34983948Does Fluttershy have the biggest plump crotchboobs?
>>34984532that's fucking retarded
>>34984294Have you seen a horse?
>>34984569You will never give belly rubs to this goddess
>>34984815You're wrong. If you don't understand how a gaping winking horsey puss is superior... then go find 3dpd pron. You don't need ponies. And chest tits on a 4 legged creature just look ridiculous. Gtfo
>>34985887Off by one, madman
>>34984909Chest fluff is furfag bait, miss me with that shit.
>>34986191I totally would if I could. Gtfo normie.
>>34986191why are you even here? you should go back yo redtit if horse pussy offends your snowflake sensibilities.
>34986376so I guess this is the new nyx spammer?
We need to discuss crotchtits more often
>>34986386He's been doing this off and on for about two yearsI still don't know what he's trying to accomplish
>>34984815Humans aren't apes either. Primates yes, monkeys no.
>>34987061Humans are one of the four types of great apes
>they have no genitals in the first place
>>34987071>putting gigantic teats on poniesStop doing this, they aren’t humans or pregnant retards
>>34987147Putting human traits on ponies is fucking stupid, sorry you don’t get it. People bitch about no hooves on this board the proceed to put human traits and pretend it’s not the same thing. The only thing remotely human about them is their intelligence.
>>34983948So you crushed your teats with your vagina?
>>34987162>To be fair they have a shit ton of human traits. Front facing eyes and suchHell honestly they are called ponies but they have so many traits from different animals they might as well be called chimeras.
>>34987185Yes there are a few I missed, but stuff like liking huge teats on them is a human thing. Same with the weights listed on there, those are average human weights, while ponies normally weigh a lot more than that. Your waifu would literally crush you if you attempted to pick her up lol
>>34987211>Your waifu would literally crush you if you attempted to pick her up>implying i'm not into that
>>34986426You're the one who gets offended at a word and report on topic comments.
>>34987218>getting crushed by 400 lbs of pony pussy Just another reason why putting human traits is shit tier, people can’t embrace what they are, they have to keep adding humanisms to cope
>>34987228We weren't talking about trenchfag you retardIt was about the fat trixie spammer
>>34987239Fat trixie? I never saw any in this thread?
>>34987242https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34983948/#34986376They get batch removed, I think a mod is hitting the "delete all posts by this ip" button every time he evades
>>34987246At least we can all agree hyperfat is fucking garbage.
>>34987287>I prefer cartoony smooth bits on my cartoony smooth, fluffy, warm, nice poniesGod strike me with lightning for my preference.
>>34987185Doesn't help you're not supposed to call them horses
>>34987071>3 feet, aka large dog sized>Not 4, 3.5 feet minimum, aka small pony/horse>Big mac pretty much as big as the princessessBesides the last one this is not even that off, suffering from the pet sized horse disease that plagues the fandom, but its still so well made that it still really triggers my autism
>>349879123'3"-3'6" is optimal average ponyscale, at the shoulder of course. This scale would put Princess Celestia at the height limit to be considered a pony.
>>34983948>Jannie deletes my perfectly on topic postLol.
>>34987970I doubt Celestia and perhaps even Luna are ponies, even canon horses were basically as tall as them from the transformed rats way back then, weren't they?I actually imagine Celestia being big enough to be face to face with a 6' dude
>>34987983She even suffers the same hardships of a 6' person.
>>34987983But with this scale she would be that tall.
>>34987988Kinda wish we had seen an episode about Celestia's hardships amongst the pony society, instead of just the ones we got with her being dumbed down to fit the script>>34988004Wasn't questioning that but the spoiler
>>34987983>even canon horses were basically as tall as them from the transformed rats way back then, weren't they?Why does that sound so familiar?
>>34984619With your mouth
>34987971You know you're only fishing for (You)s nigger, don't pretend otherwise. Your opinions might be genuine, but your bait has become too obvious. This is your last reply, spend it well.
>>34988057<Only fishing for you'sYou dont speak for me. If you get offended because of my opinions oh well. You can become like the posters who seethe at EQG posts.
>>34987983>canon horses were basically as tall as them from the transformed ratsThe transformed mice were the only "horses" in the show as far as I remember, they were also significantly bigger than Princess Celestia.
>>34984920>human genitals >on poniesFeel free to neckrope ASAP. Because this is possibly the worst take on ponies in existence.If this is b8, I fell for it hard>>34984916>muh cartoon cover-up pose is proof of chesttits>not just done for comedic effectAnon, remove your head from your furfag-lovin' ass.>>34984815>they neigh>they have horse-like anatomy>literally called ponies>"tHeY'rE tOtALlY nOT eQuiNE gAiZ"Ok retard
>>34987185They re more like squirrels than ponies when you think about it
>>34988317Inflationfags need the rope
>>34988317Kill yourself, Jane
ITT anon without sex gets mad that ponies canonically have sex.
>>34987912Well its obvious that they are not the same as earths ponies. And the tittle referees to them as LITTLE ponies. Not to mention we have those japanese statues that show what a true humanise pony would look like and they are not that big by comparison. The average six foot male would be a giant to them.
>>34988977the heads aren't big, the bodies are small
If we're really gonna science the shit outta these ponies, how much would they have to eat for their comparatively small digestive system to support their huge brains?
I sit on my own balls all the time. They're really fucking small so I don't know how it keeps happening.
>>34988977>implying any anons look like thatthey wish kek
>>34983971She seatsHer crotchteatsOn you
>>34988320They give each other the rope already.
>>34989035It's from the autists in the shimmer general. what did you expect?
>>34987071A human being took the time and effort to draw this
>>34989222>being this saltyYou just want nayaa to draw your waifu
>>34989308How is it being salty?I don't imagine myself as some buff giant and waifu a doug.A better question is why you need that escapism to fantasize.
>>34989315Pay him no mind, shimmerfags think everyone else is "le salty angry boy". Just don't feed them (You)s.
>>34989315>A better question is why you need that escapism to fantasizeWho said I did? The dude drew Anon to be so yuge and buff because it's hotter to juxtapose this gigachad with a smol and petite horsegirl not because it's absolutely required for "escapism".
>>34989035Hey man, im working on it and making steady progress, thats more than you can say
>>34989386>shimfag damage control
>>34989386Sure whatever you say, anon.
>>34989386>horsegirlJust how delusional are you?
Does human sunset still have crotch boobs?
>>34989407This is a girl who is also a horse.She is a horsegirl.
>>34988299Better than nasty winking pussy you salivate over. A cartoon has absolutely no requirement to bend to our reality nor your gross tastes. A smooth cartoony version or human-esque nether region fits so much better with the rest of a pony.
>>34989433Next thing you'll be telling us you put human dicks on the colts. Gtfo
>>34989429where is the horsey-ness>>34989433as if you actually care ayylmao. https://derpibooru.org/1483521
>>34989440>Big long mushroom spotted unsightly dicks on cute fluffy brightly colored coltsActually.....
>>34989458What is the mindset of people who actually want this on Shimmy? True blue beastiality enthusiasts?
>>34989458If you wouldn't fuck that you might as well leave mlp and just go find hentai. There's no pony in human cartoon pron
>>34989444No that one is actually kind of okay, because its smoother and matches the rest of the body.
>>34989466And she can wink it. We may make a proper horsefucker out of you yet.
>hide trenchfag threads>ignore trenchfag posts>do not reply to trenchfag postersSeriously, stop taking his bait.
>>34989444Triple brings the goods. Nice work
>>34989484What bait? If bait to you is simply not liking horsepussy then you're the one with the problem.
>>34989484Or just post horsevag in it. I like my plan better
>>34989464I like the two basic components, so when you add them together there's a chance that I'll like the result
>>34989505I like apples and tacos, mixing them in a blender doesnt make something nice.
>>34989484>Comes to pony board to complain about lack of human traits. There's only one stranger here and it's (You)
>>34989489Listen dude, no one gives a fuck about your opinion and your incessant screeching will change no one's either. Fact is, your posts will always keep derailing threads and be seen as low effort bait, either that or you're trying way too hard to stand out as the ultimate contrarian.tl;dr: no one cares, shut up.
>>34989508Actually... ever tried a mango salsa? Apples might actually work. Seriously dude. Think outside the 3dpd box. And try to remember where you are. Btw, if you love human pussy on a 4 legged hooved cartoon animal you're totally without any ground to stand on. And if you only love humans then why are you even here?
>>34989522>Incessant screechingIsnt a thing, you're the one who screeches.>Derails threadNope, you just angrily respond to a simple opinion like an idiot.
>>34989510>Comes to pony board to complain about lack of human traitsI'm not, you seem to be confused. Pay attention.
>>34989532IOW stop liking things I don't like.
>>34989465>>34989525Pretty much this
>>34989525>If you only love humansUh, EGQ is a thing dude.
if you're not here to talk about crotchboobs, just leave and stop posting. If you can't resist posting, you are admitting you have severe autism and should seek professional help.
>>34989588Fine, I posit Chest Fluff>Crotchboobs. Your move.
>>34989595chest fluff and crotchboobs can exist in harmony
>>34989610Nigh, deflated crotchteats do not work with glorious fluffy chestfluff.
>>34989595>>34989617You act like the choices have to be mutually exclusive. They both occupy different parts of the body.
>>34989654But I dislike crotchteats, and like chestfluff. So one goes, the other leaves.
>>34989659agreed, so you should leave and never post on this board again
>>34989669>I dislike this one thing but love most of other thing>You shouldnt post hereVery territorial aren't you.
>>34989659but that’s retarded. also, chest fluff is not indicative of crotch teat size, dont listen to those pegasi whorses
>>34989674>Posting kirin>Chestfluff and side fluffYou talk my language, post more chinese knockoff cuties.
>>34989674you are aware fluttershy is a pegasus, right? and we all know she has a big ol pair of hungolomghnonoloughongous.
>>34989679anon delivers some of the time>>34989690she is a rare event, not all pegasi are true to the stereotype
>>34989035>Imagine being so beta that you dont do anything to improve yourself
>>34989776He'd rather put others down than put any effort into improving himself.
>>34988057>>34987971Failing to link is failing to using a chan.
>>34988320This wasn't an inflfag by the looks of it. You'll want them to get rid of fatfags.
>>34989035It's an analysis, newfag.>>34989222Trips of truth.>>34989308I want. It's her. So I'm happy if he does more of her.
>>34989659Chest fluff is furfag garbage. Go back to >>>/trash/
>>34990054The ponies literally have a coat of fur on them.
>>34989949I didn't want to give him more undeserved (You)s.
>>34990068Horses have "hair"
>>34990054>Chestfluff is furfag>Anatomically correct horses is notWut?
>>34990083he's just a confused anon
>>34990068Placing a human tit analogue on a pony makes them look like a half anthro abomination.>>34990083Ponies aren't furry, see above.
>>34989429Does she like horse like a real horse girl?
>>34990097I hate the pony/ furry comparison. There is no comparison. I haven't seen a single piece of furry art that I like. And I love most pony art. If furry wasn't so sexualized and anthro I could see liking cute animal drawings. But most of it is anthro filth.
>>34988110Were they bigger than Trouble Shoes?
>>34990106The closest this binch is to a horse is her ability to ride one. There's nothing pony there. Fuck humanification of ponies
>>34990097Ponies literally have fur.
I just realized the horses coat is very thin. There's no tufts whatsoever except for some breeds that have it around their hooves. Considering Lauren has stated that the G4 ponies have the same anatomy as horses I don't see why they would have chest tufts, I've touched a few horses and it barely feels like "fur".
>>34990150horses literally do not have 'chest tufts'. its a work of fiction, brought to you by the website that thought inducing schizophrenia in themselves was a good idea
>>34990150I deviate from reality in this regard. MLPs are soft like puppies. A real pony isn't. They are quite coarse if you've ever pet one. Since MLPs are cuteness perfected, their coats are more doglike. And before someone calls me bullshit... look at the way MLP ears work. They pin themselves back when afraid or sad or guilty etc.. a real horse pins ears when angry. But pinning ears like dogs is cute. And that's all the logic I need to accept certain non equine behaviors or traitz from our little ponies. That said being on the crotchtits and horsepussies... they are perfection. But chest fluff is ok too
>>34990130Please illuminate me on why ponies should be grouped together with furry anthro abominations, I'm sure you have some very compelling arguments. Your lies fall on deaf ears, furfag.
>>34990178This. I don't even care if you love furry. But linking the two makes no sense to me
I dont see how liking chest fluff on ponies make you a furfag. I'm pretty sure people like that head cannon because its cute and makes them look like one of those fluffy dog breeds. Who doesn't love fluffy things?
>>34990201Yeah i hate anthro furry but like chest fluff, ear floof, horsepussies, and crotchtits. Can we order a la carte and still stay safely this side of the pony/furry divide?
>>34990201I was just describing above you how much the animators took canine traits with pony. I see no problem with your position
>>34989957It was an inflationfag, fatfag and vorefag all in one.
look i'll just say it: the horsier the better. call it bestiality, call the cops, idgaf
>>34990219Oh also... look at the larger MLP ponies' chest and midsection. A real horse has got a gut. It is large and almost hangs down. The gut works on the littler ponies because its a cute pudgy thing. But they opted for a more chest barrel and small midsection with the larger alicorns. Obviously purely for the aesthetic. Many things done by Lauren were about making our ponies as appealing as possible. She hit a home run in stretching the reality of equine traits in all the right places. Cuteness perfected
>>34990241There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man
>>34990249Horse hairs for a man's toothbrush?
>>34990114Trouble Shoes height is variable but at his tallest point he's the same height as Princess Celestia,he's usually shorter.
>>34990275Weird i remember him being a bit bigger than the princess.
>>34990294That's cause the animators' scale is all over the place. He's bigger around than the Princess and his head is bigger as well though.
>>34990313Speaking of Trouble Shoes I always wondered if he was suppose to be what a hybrid of a pony and buffalo would make. I know hes based on a real horse breed but for the mlp world that could explain why hes so big.
>>34990336Buffalo+Pony=Trouble Shoes? Seems unlikely.Some form of gigantism is more likely.
>>34990313So funny for a flash puppet show
>>34990294They called him "the biggest pony designed"
>>34990681If he was supposed to be bigger than Princess Celestia the animators did not get the memo.
>>34990703Well according to this...
>>34990706>>34990747Actually height wise these do seem to be the same canon heights, it's just in the first chart they measure up to the top of their manes rather than where their head would be.
Ignore trenchfagsIgnore barbie loving eqgfagsAcquire pony teatshttps://derpibooru.org/images/2261984
>>34990706I had more to say but I lost power for a sec in the middle of typing and I'm not going to type it it out again. Non-euclidian size comparison posted. Don't have Celestia, KL is close enough, heads the only unique asset between the two.
>>34990934https://derpibooru.org/images/2212606>>34990975That would effect height is what I meant.
>>34984532In like 2011, lmao.