>WHAT IS THIS?Everyone wants to have a special somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day, and Secret Admirers is the autistic, spaghetti filled solution for our lonely lives. Anons are paired with each other and help their assignment, ahem, “get in contact” with their waifu by procuring cards, letters and art (and occasionally goodies and lewdery) so that we have something to open on Hearts and Hooves Day. If you want more details, read the FAQ:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J1yMYOXQ-GdBcYhzuNI6pvfpoN3DYccGpmF0yB-wARQ/edit?usp=sharing>WHERE DO I SIGN UP?Signups closed a while ago, girl. Check back in mid-January; we’d love to have you!>WHEN DO I GET TO SEE THE HORSE COCKOLATES AND LEWD ART?Well, there was that one very intimate card already posted but most openings occur on the 14th.>I HAVEN’T HEARD FROM MY VALENTINE!Feel free to email me with concerns; I do my best to smooth things over where I can.If you have any questions, email me at: cupidponeATgmailDOTcom
>>34975342Hey cool; glad you got it, even if it is a bit beat up. I hope nothing got water damaged or anything. Yeah Friday is fine. there’s nothing perishable in there. I got in that other thing in the mail but I haven’t shipped it yet. Sorry it won’t reach you by the big day.
>>34917229Warm Nuzzles, I got your tracking info! I am excite!>>34974648Yay! I'm glad it arrived safely. Glimmy worked hard on it.
>>34975427Its all good man, thanks for all the effort your putting into it! I also forgot to post a pic of the package, just a little beat up and torn. I guess that happens when you ship stuff over 3000 miles.
>>34975643I don't know how some of you fags managed to commission art in such a short time. Guess there's some pretty quick artists out there.
>>34975495I wanted to open it so bad when I got it but I'll definitely wait till friday :) lol I'm so excited!
>>34975408Thank Celestia I had a blowtorch on hand to help make my card.
Heyy Lewd Booper I've been keeping an eye on the tracking of your package and I also nodiced it hasn't moved scene Feb.3. It says expected delivery is today so I'm really hoping they get it to you on time. If your package doesn't arrive today let me know and I'll call Canada Post and USPS and find out what's going on
Big Apple! Your package did arrive! The Pear Butter is absolutely delicious. The art of Best Mom is fantastic too. thnx bro
Hot Glue, Derpy picked up your letter today and it should arrive by Hearts and Hooves Day! However, there was a bit of a hiccup with your second parcel, so it will probably arrive after Hearts and Hooves.
Fuzzy Tuft, I received your package yesterday and will be opening it up tomorrow!
Lewd Booper I called Canada Post and they are telling me the package was delivered already. Please let me know if you got it I'm worried something happened to it :(
>>34975388Ugh. This sounds like filthy, autistic roleplaying to me.
>>34977890Yeah the card is you pretending to be someone else, but there is no back and forth, so really it’s more like writing a green.
>>34977890It brings a tear to my eye that someone actually read the FAQ.
>>34977890so? at least it's fun to me.
Am I allowed to open my letter the second it's 14th or will I have to wait until the night?
>>34978175I just spilled some water on my lap, I swear!
>>34976500>>34977872Hi Sunny! I’m afraid that I haven’t seen it show up, but I’m not too worried yet because USPS and Canada Post’s websites both say that it’s still in transit. The last update is from a facility in Chicago that’s notoriously terrible at parcel processing, so the delay is probably just a result of some good old fashioned USPS incompetence.
>>34977013Thanks for the update. I'm looking forward to it whenever it arrives.Hey Kneepads, are you there? Just checking to see if your package arrived alright. Tracking says you should have gotten it a few days ago.
Hoof Holder, I got your box. I can't wait to check it out. Thanks a lot, buddy.
>>34978397Yep, Thanks so much! Cant wait to open it tomorrow
>>34977890That's exactly what it is. And until we figure out how to open the portal and actually send valentine's letters to our waifus, it's the best we got.
>>34978278I hope it gets sorted out soon I really want you to have that on the big day. I opened a service ticket to find out what happened and I was told they would call me back when they know what's going on. Hopefully it shows up soon.
>>34975388>That feeling when you discover that this post is so far down the page that you think that no one is doing this thing this year only to discover that said post and discover that indeed they are and you miss the whole thing.Son of a Mare. I am sad now. I been checking every other day and haven't seen this up and really wanted to participate this year since last year was so great.
>>34979681There's still a little time, I can make you a shitty e-card if it's any consolation.
>>34975388>Check back in mid januaryThen do this on a discord? Why have a thread if i have to wait a year?
>>34980030>can’t tell if trolling or dumbFor all of the people who didn’t miss the deadline and already got assignments and are sending cards? And because fuck dicksword.
>>34980017It is possible for I to get some Ecard out, but I really think that ship has sailed. I never signed up because I never saw any of these threads. Only really myself to blame I guess.
>>34980128This. Discord trannies need to go. It's much more fun when it's a random Anon I can't pin an alias too asside from the fun throwaway ones we get. I do agree it should be mentioned sooner. Maybe first of january with 3 weeks of sign up so we can hop right in as Secret Santa starts wrapping up. It'll be more fresh in the mind. But a sparse event is more of a reason not to have a dedicated chat. These threads are dead as is.
>>34980251Which is why often enough they are on the bottom of the last page and overlooked.
Fuzzy Tuft, the packaging on this box was 10/10, would spill my spaghetti all over again. You had me in shock, then in stitches the second I took a look at the declaration form. The lady at the post office wore a forced smile as she handed this lovely piece of work over to me.
>>34980928As for the package itself, thank you so much for passing this beautiful letter from Tia over to me and all the goodies that came with it! I love the /mlp/ patch, the candies, the small bouquet, and the panties. Hot damn, you glorious bastard. I'm gonna put these on my plush.Thank you so much for everything! Hope you have a wonderful Hearts and Hooves Day!
Broken Choker, have you received your card yet?
>>34980928Ayy glad to hear that! thanks!>>34980948Hey the letter should be classified. Also, just for the record, i totally did not take any budget that was supposed for kirinvirus outbreak and misuse it for Royal Hearth's and Hooves Day celebration. Just saying first. ^:)By the way, does the perfume worked? You can still smell something nice in the box? also, there should also be some chocolate flavored condoms, the cash register guy help me choose that one. Note: Condoms are NOT edible.>Thank you so much for everything! Hope you have a wonderful Hearts and Hooves Day!Thanks! you too! looking forward to >>34981174>>34980951Unf that's hot! quite a nice fit!
>>34978598Glad to hear it got to you in time
>>34981304Cute card! And heck yeah, Buckeyes!
Good morning everyone and HAPPY HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY!It looks like we’re already starting into the fun, but I just wanted to take a moment to wish everyone a lovely day and lots of good times with your cards!
>>34981304This horse turned you straight?
>>34981397HAPPY HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY! Thank you for throwing this event this year, I enjoyed receiving items from my waifu and eating them too. I look forward to this again next year.
>>34981397Happy Hearts and Hooves day to you and everyone!!! This has been a very fun time and thank you for holding this wonderful event. I look forward to joining in every event I see :)I'm preparing myself for all the aweosme posts today *yay*
>>34981543what was wrong with this picture
Wow, I really thought Valentine’s Day didn’t matter or affect me in the slightest, but I woke up this morning depressed and lacking the will to do anything. I guess I can thank capitalism for creating a money milking fake holiday that makes single people feel bad, really hope I get my card today.
>>34981583Yup! Never forget: you are literally worthless if you don’t have a significant other for whom you can buy gifts and a disposable income with which to buy said gifts.
Horizontal Mambo I got my amazing card from my waifu Glimmy! It was such a heart felt card I love it so much *hug* and the picture she sent me omg it's so great! Her picture is going up on my wall *yay* Thank you and Glimmy so much for the hard work and personal touchHappy Hearts and Hooves Day!!!
And here is the picture she sent me :)
>>34981304There’s a message on the back of the card
As soon as I'm finished with work, I'm gonna crack this open. Can't wait!
>>34981792Awww, this is super sweet. Great job Horizontal Mambo!
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, everyone!Morning Wood, I’m guessing you haven’t gotten your card yet, so I’ll ask your waifu to start working on a replacement in case it never shows. She definitely wouldn’t want her affection to go unknown! I do apologize for the delay, I was hoping that 14 days would be plenty of time for it to arrive.>>34979273Sunny Buns, thanks for taking the time to look into it even though it’s really not your fault at all. I’ll check my mailbox after work today, but even if it takes some extra time I’m happy to wait!
>>34981855That moon has a very appropriate candle. Good for her.
Fluffy Fetlocks! I opened your package!I had no idea RD was such an amazing artist!
>>34982159Oh my god she sent me prints too!
>>34982163She even wrote encouraging messages on the back!
>>34982166She sent me chocolate too?! It looks delicious! Tell her I really enjoyed the package! Best gift I've gotten in a long time Thank you so much!
Ringabel here, gonna post soon. I'm hurrying back to the hospital before they kill me for overstretching time limits.
>>34982228They kill people at the hospital? Someone needs to go over just the bare basics of the Hippocratic Oath with those guys; they’re doin it wrong.
Damn there’s a lot of chocolate, I’m getting second hand diabetes, great stuff>>34981888Yeah no sight of the card, but I’m holding out hope, there’s still 7 days to go after all, they can get lazy with this stuff, it’s not your fault at all bro you sent it pretty damn quick don’t worry about it, there’s still plenty of time for it to get here.
>>34982159>>34982163>>34982166>>34982173Oh boy! I’m glad nothing got damaged along with the parcel! Just know that Dashie is super proud of all you do and thinks you’re gonna go far! Apparently the chocolates are to reward yourself for when you’re awesome. Hope you have a very happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Thick Seed! You’re a great dude!
>>34981888Happy Hearts and Hooves Day Lewd Booper *hug* I called again this morning to see if they had an update and I was told it's just still in customs but they said you will definitely get it but likely not today. Hopefully it gets to you asap
>>34981855Here's the letter! Thank you so much for this! I don't think you ever used your name in the thread so I'll stick with anon. I absolutely love the letter, and the other items are just perfect!
>>34982496I love how you included some of her own feathers, as well as an adorable piece of art! I can't thank you enough for this, seriously you've done an amazing job!
>>34982503These feathers are gorgeous, and I love how they look a little blue in the light (hard to capture on camera)!
>>34982496>>34982503>>34982511Nailed it. Fucking great.
>>34981184Full Moon, I got your card and I love it! Thanks for delivering Pinkie's sweet message to me, as well as for the awesome artwork. You've made this anon's day a little brighter. Have a great Hearts and Hooves Day!
>>34982643I'm sorry if it's not as grand as it could have been, I've been super busy over the last couple weeks and could barely find time to work on the card. I didn't want to send you the card without at least drawing something for you (even if my drawing skills are shit) and writing you a good message, and I'm glad to see it made it to you safely! I'm so happy you enjoyed the card, I put alot of work into it for what little it is, and it's nice to see you're happy with it!
>>34982561>>34982511>>34982503>>34982496Thanks Anons. I got a lunafag writefriend to help me proof the letter and make sure the olde English was error free since she knows her stuff. Those Iridescent quail feathers were the longest to get in and I'm glad you like it. In case you missed it in the last thread here's the Luna painting in full resolution plus the psds if you want them. https://anonfile.com/d0n4a0Yen6/Full_Moon_rar I had a whole lot of fun putting this together.
>>34982643That’s exactly what Ponk would draw.Exactly.
>>34982683You did great mate. This is the sort of thing I think really makes a great card. It doesn’t have to empty your wallet; some blue feathers and a great letter are perfect and really a great touch.
>>34982708Yeah. It also helps I'm a drawfaggot so I didn't have to commission anyone for the art.
>>34982722That's your art? Amazing stuff.
Hidden Pocket I got your card, she's such a cute pone. I love the handwriting in the letter, feels so cozy. Also wow, that is a ton of stamps for a card
>>34982792>you’re my cup of teaNice.
Tent Pitcher, is my letter still up in the air? I´m willing to send some prose to you via Cupid Pone to soothe your possible heartache and grief. Believe me when I say, the wait for the physical manifestation of undiluted autism and love will be worth it.
>>34982827Ah Shit making my letter I bought some balloons but I didn’t know what to do with them so I just didn’t use them, really should have inflated them, drew something, deinflated them and sent!
What's that, Derpy? You have a package for me, and you're delivering in person! That's so sweet of you!
>>34982906OH BOY! A new friend! And he's Hearts and Hooves colored! I guess I'll have no choice but to cuddle him tonight!
>>34982911Frankly, sweetie, you look ridiculous. And I can't read what's in that letter if you don't stop wearing it like a mask! It's very cute though.
>>34982827>>34982853Key Inky, you did everything right, but I wasn´t home to collect the parcel. The darn kiosk will next open up on Monday. That´s annoying, but also quite discordy, and I´ve still had a fun challenge in setting up decorations, taking a few photos and cleaning involved dishes in less than 2 hours. HAPPY HEARTS&HOOVES DAY, ANONS!>>34982792simply charming>>34982683very professional>>34982643jiggly, bubbly, uplifting message, and no, the Pinkie isn´t cursed>>34982173quality and quantity in one awesome package>>34981792wow! That´s very mutual understanding.>>34981528Thanks for sharing in pics last thread.>>34981304The picture is more blurred than mine but you appear not to go hungry again, soon.>>34980948I LOVE the outer >autism and the Canterlot Guard Report. It´s wonderfully formal yet warm-hearted.>>34976692What might be sweeter: the pear butter or Pear Butter?>>34975643Open it. Reveal its secrets, anon. Spread the love.>>34982906>air mailShe took very good care of it. Enjoy.I´m so happy to be part of this. Poni cures depression, it´s proven once again.
>>34982915Awwwww. That's such a sweet letter. I will put it in a shoebox with dried rose petals and keep it under the bed. When I die many years from now my great grandkids will be so confused when they find it.
>>34982924Whoops! Forgot to use the rotated version of that letter.And look at all this chocolate! I definitely haven't stuffed handfuls into my mouth like a gross animal! No sir, not at all. And I don't regret not doing that, either!Thank you SO MUCH, Mason Jar, for the hard work helping Derpy get this to me. I really love the card; the eyes and little tail on the back are amazing! I also really like the little cardstock cutie marks that are scattered in amidst the candy! You really brought a smile to my face and some extra love into my life today, and you are awesome! Wishing you the very best on this Hearts and Hooves Day!
>>34982159>>34982643Imgurs for posterity?
>>34982899Aw shit, and I forgot to mention they're meant as a pun on blowjob.>>34982827Also, the roses are the color of Discord's eyes and magic and thereby alike to narcissus flowers and his narcissistic streak. AJ, in case one spots her, says "Thanks for, uh, noticing me... sem-puy", Twilight wishes you all a MAGICAL holiday with your Special Somepony. (and so on).>>34982941 The chocolates might make for a nice snack on some of the long walks mentioned. Ms Hooves probably has amazing skills in exploration to admire, given how she's an experienced mail mare. Derpy a good-natured cute.
>>34982827Post prose in thread. Everyone wins.
>>34982952Sure thing, Anon.https://imgur.com/a/Dnxu5YY
>>34983190I really enjoy that the ponut has clearly been lovingly designed more than any other part of the anatomy. This is not a criticism, to be clear, I Take a lot of joy in this
>>34982941I am glad you liked it, Derpy and I loved working together on this wonderful gift for the special day we have brought you. I had a blast making this for you, the card looked good on Derpy as a mask.~Snuggles with hearts and hooves pony~ Are you going to give her/him a name?
>>34983283Hmmmmmm.A name. Yes. I will ponder over dinner and let you know
>>34982792I wasn’t sure how many stamps to put on so I said fuck it I’d rather overpay to make sure it go there. I’m glad it got there safe and am happy you enjoyed it!
>tfw my assignment received their package, but haven’t posted it yetI-I hope they’re ok
Alright, just got home, gonna go get my stuff set up and everythingAlso while I think of it, Big Apple, has your package from me arrived yet?
>>34983439no, sadly. I'm sure it'll be here tomorrow though, it's chill.
Hey Morning Wood, I just opened everything and read through it all. I love these little wood art things, Im gonna them on a bookshelf next to my bed, I thought that the little hearts being there to represent chocolates was cute, I thought that both the card and the poem were well written and in character, as well as being cute, and I like how you blacked out some of the words, and I also like the little drawings you did in, I see why you asked my favorite artists ;). But yeah, this was all really good man, thanks so much, and Happy Hearts and Hooves
>>34983450Shit, I’m sorry I didn’t get it out earlier man, I was really hoping that it’d make it to you on time
>>34983555s'all good man.
What great timing, just this afternoon this thing showed up in my mailbox. Holy crap, I was just expecting a card.
>>34983582Whoa, that's a lot of candy. There's a whole bunch of Finnish stuff here I've never even heard of. I can't wait to try it.
>>34983596Now with picture...
>>34982410holy fuck Fluffy where did you find these chocolates they ARE SO GOOD
>>34983604And this lovely letter was included. It's so nice to know that she's watching too.
>>34983615And finally this hoof-drawn picture. She's such a talented artist.Thank you so much!
>>34983283After much deliberation and a seared tuna salad I have decided on Gilly. Short for Gilded Gelding, on account of how he has gold accents and no genitals.
>>34981191Unfortunately, I couldn't really smell any chocolate in the box - but I did get the condoms! Apologies for not posting them earlier.
>>34981528Once again, I'm glad you liked them! Hope you had a wonderful Hearts and Hooves Day, Mason Jar.
>>34983604Oh dang, those look tasty!
>>34983551I’m glad you liked it!Sorry if it’s a little lackluster compared to others here, I thought if I made it all out of paper like materials it could go as documents, so I couldn’t add anything big, then it turned out those materials aren’t documents at all and I had to send it as a package, but then it was to late to steer and add more stuff so I just sent it, but it turns out it wasn’t too late at all because it got there really fast, and maybe I could have added chocolates because one company told me I couldn’t but I didn’t ask the one I ended up shipping with and it’s a whole thing, first time doing this and I definitely have more experience for next year.Also, I was planning to write a song for/by Trixie, but it went through many revisions and life got in the way, so I just have a little piano instrumental, which for the sake of having a name, is called I know you’re out there.https://clyp.it/w2leeafiI guess you can listen to it while thinking of Trixie or something idk kek
>>34984284Forgot to mention, those words in old ponish do mean somethingold ponish is the same as old english
>>34983874I love the name, and the explanation behind the name made me chuckle. I hope he brings you lots of joy and happiness for all time.
>>34984078I did enjoy them a lot thank you so very much for all your hard work. The muffins and cookies were delicious, Derpy enjoyed a few bites as well. Also I had a wonderful hearts and hooves day, I hope that you did as well.
>>34983947My bad, i mean the smell of perfume in the box. Not the chocolate smell.Its ok, just wanted to make sure there aren't any loose ends ^:)Anyways have fun!
>>34984284Bro you don’t give yourself enough credit this looks like a great card. I love the popsicle stick art!
Hey Broken Choker, I got your gift! Sorry for not being able to post pictures but I can't post images from my phone's IP range. The hand written papyrus like letter was excellent along with the ferrero rochers! I also liked the manga you included because of my name, very clever. I'm honestly debating whether or not to open its packaging just because I like it so much as a gag gift. I'll see if I can't post an imgur link to the photos tomorrow!And for my gift recipient, Mr.Hands. All I can say is that you should prepare yourself. Your package should be arriving sometime this Saturday.
bump for more cards.
There's gotta be more cards 'ere, anons.
>>34985901Well, I do think a lot are in the mail right now. As far as I can tell nobody has complained about being outright bugged yet so I bet they’ll trickle in.
>>34985146Glad to hear you enjoyed the gift! Hopefully the letter wasn't too illegible, the paper's texture made it tricky to write on at times. Hope you had a good holiday!
>>34984475Since yesterday afternoon I’ve eaten a double handful of the candy hearts and the entire top layer of the box. This is your fault. You did this to me.
>>34983604Update on the candy. A lot of it is liquorice. Really salty liquorice. It's a good thing there's so much, because it's going to take a while to get used to.
>>34986721Yeah the small boxes and one of the bars of chocolate are salmiakki aka salty liquorice. Glad you liked the package.
>>34986166>Since yesterday afternoon I’ve eaten a double handful of the candy hearts and the entire top layer of the box. This is your fault. You did this to me.I am sorry I gave you such delicious sweet things. I am glad to see you enjoying them, what did you think of the first layer of chocolates you ate?Also what was your favorite flavour, if you can choose just one. I hope you had an awesome hearts and hooves day, I know I did.
>>34986802According to the box lid I think it’s called Palomine Fudge. It’s sugary and amazing and I love it.
>>34986721Some people say that black licorice is gross, and those people are wrong.Some people like black jelly beans, and those people are also wrong.The duality of anise flavoring is a great mystery.
>>34987463The palomine fudge is awesome, for me it's the chicken bone nougat. The chocolate and cinnamon hearts flavor is awesome.
>>34987870Does it have chicken bone in it though?
>inb4 transparency fail
>>34988756JPEG can't be transparent, anon. They're the join photography experts group, they only care about camera pictures.
>>34988761Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a derp-dang Ditzy Doo!
>>34988770Isn't she adorable?
>>34988771Seems like I double derped, first uploading a "jpeg" and thinking it wouldn't get renamed to png, missing the part between her ear and mane and then not even doing the transparent edges properly
>>34988777You're doing her proud
Lewd Booper I hope your Hearts and Hooves Day was full of pony love :) I'm so sorry my package hasn't made it to you yet, I feel really bad I wanted you to have it on Hearts and Hooves Day.I'm going to give them a big kick in the ass when I call them and try to get a rush on it. It's crazy that I paid for 10 day shipping and they cant even get that right. I'll definitely keep you updated on anything I find out.
>>34988770I really like how you aren’t me but that’s definitely what I would have said.
>>34988183Haha that's funny, on the contrary to the fact the word “bone” is attached to the name, this chocolate treat does not contain any "chicken bones" whatsoever. In fact, it's a soft cinnamon cream covered in dark chocolate. It is a really nice flavour and it isn't too overwhelming of a cinnamon heart flavour.
>>34989187Desu that looks delicious
I got this letter yesterday but I was out all day so I'm posting it now.
I got these inspirational words along with her sweet message and gorgeous picture. Thank you very much for getting this to me Cupid Pone.
>>34989235>lots and lots of mountingSweet hell, I want a pony to tell me this.Excellent letter!
>>34988983Thank you for the kind wishes, Sunny! Don’t worry, you shipped on time so it’s absolutely not your fault. I don’t mind a little extra waiting, and honestly the anticipation is half the fun! Derpy will surely get the package to me eventually.
>>34989235This is a really well constructed letter. You can tell they tailored it to your “about me” section even without knowing what was in there.
>>34990147Yeah, it was really well made and I will treasure it forever, it really brightened up my weekend and has given me the fighting spirit I need to take on next week.
>>34989187That name kind of turns me off, but it sounds good. >>34989225Sexy sexy pony butt
>>34991655What a silly mailpony. No wonder the cards are still arriving.
Bumping for post weekend card deliveries.
>>34993161Seriously nobody got theirs in today?
>>34995144the post office is closed on president's day, in america. its a federal holiday. no cards couldve been delivered.
>>34995177Oh, ok. Guess I didn’t know about that one.
The feeling when waiting for the mail service to update the package I sent on the 1st. I dont want this to end until he gets my package.Time to call the mail service and give them kick in the ass.
Bumping. I'll be able to pick up my parcel on Thursday or Friday, Key Inky. Looking forward to the letter.
>>34995177I guess that explains why the letter I sent hasn't arrived yet
>>34999657That’s really nice.
>>34999657wew. Thanks Anon.
>>35000686Her true love
>>34997992Hey Ringabel, I’m sorry it couldn’t reach you in time but I hope it’s worth the wait!
Lewd Booper I just got off the phone with Canada Post and they opened a high priority ticket to find out what's going on with the package. I also called USPS and I have the number for the facility where it's currently at and I'm calling them now. I'll have an update on your package today I hope.
>>35001151I hope you'll receive your card soon as well, not sure why it's taking so long
Another day, another empty mailbox.
Morning Wood, your waifu is officially working on a replacement package for you since the letter she sent on the 1st seems to have gotten lost. You should get a tracking number through Cupid Pone when it ships in a few days! I’m so sorry that the first letter hasn’t made it and I hope that a proper package makes it up to you!>>35001881Good on you for being persistent, Sunny! Thanks! <3
Ringabel,Sorry for keeping you waiting, but I just got your card today. It's beautiful and really heartfelt. Thank you so much.
>>35003829Damn that’s a pretty card. What a great job. Aces, ringabel!
>>35003829bro that pop up face is sick
>>35003829I'm so glad she's finally reached you. The pop-up cards needs a little readjustment though. After so long a travel, even a princess needs a neck and wing massage. (The face needs a little broadening)
>>35002929Nice! I was still holding out some hope, but I guess by now the chances werent so good, it's fine man no worries, and thanks for working on a replacement, for many it's easy to leave it as it is, thanks for not being that guy.Actually, my birthday is kinda soon, guess that's a good present!
>>35005992Blessed waifu birthday greetings.
Slipping Time, thank you so much for your card and gifts! I didn't even participate this year, didn't expect anything... And then I got your package. It really has made a hard time just a little better. Thank you so much, Anon!
>>35007648You didnt participate and got a package? hows that fair? >:(
>>35007648That’s super sweet.Hoofbump to your Santa for the big follow up.>>35007841Based on the names this is a secret Santa card. But /ss/ is dead and this thread is alive. Don’t begrudge someone a nice card, friend.
>>35003829>>35005150Twilight gets one step closer to realizing her ultimate goal of becoming a book.
I got this heartwarming letter in the mail today. Thank you secret admirer! it put a smile on my face.
>>35009563I really dig the Lyre watermark in the back
>>35009563>>35009568Perfect example of a great simple letter. Good job anon.
Hey, Lurk n' Twerk, just wondering if there's any updates since the thread's slowing down. I'm also still waiting for the letter you sent last week.
I’m sure my anon will come through with that pony love, soon. Maybe pony waifu is just really busy...
>>35010979Dear Anon,I’m sorry I couldn’t get this to you sooner, but I’ve been dreadfully burdened with affairs of state, and I’ve had to prioritize the good of the country. Please find enclosed a $5 coupon for Hardee’s.I’ll try to write again sometime next quarter.Yours,Princess Twilight Sparkle(Dictated but not read)
>>35010995>dictated but not readOof.
Just wanted to drop in for a moment to say I love all the stuff posted so far and I’m still getting emails pretty consistently from folks communicating shipping updates. Nobody seems to have been bugged this year; or if so they’re staying awfully quiet about it. If you have a concern that you have been skipped somehow fee free to let me know. Otherwise it looks like everything is going pretty smoothly! Thanks for the great communication, friends!
>>35002864I'm still waiting for my Santa to mailhe isn't grinching me right?
>>35012937>SantaNigga, it's February 22nd. Email Santa Pone and ask them to get specific details about what's up from your santa. It's long past the time to be tastefully late, and since the threads are done, not much point in being secretive anymore.
>>35013126I didnt even catch the santa part. Nigger should have said something January 1.
>>35013126>>35015803I was being a whinebaby yesterday, my Santa has been keeping me updated right up to thread 30 telling me it is almost doneI'm just sad I have to bug santa pone now to ask for updates when they have other things to do instead of asking in a thread, I'm not grinched, I was just feeling bitchy, sorry for making a negative post in a happy thread
>>35016143great picture for ants
WELCOME TO SECRET SAINT PATRICK’S DAY /SSP/ 2020>WhAt is THIS?Sign up for to send an anon all of your gold and clovers! >WHAT R THE DAFES?Whenever teh fuck St Patti is.>THESE KIDS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL ME LUCKY CHARMS!Screw those kids. Come out ye blacks and tans, we’re gonna have to murder some lucky charm thieves.>BUMPbump
>>35017128Are we gonna continue that throughout the year? Eggs for Easter are next in another 1-2 months
>>35017249WELCOME TO SECRET MURICA! Sign up to send fireworks in the mail.>and then anon went to prison
>>35017249I don’t want another event, but I do want to see pictures of anon opening a crate full of raw, upadded eggs that have been just obliterated in transit.
>>35019289Oh my. How sultry.
Sweet Release, do you have a tracking number? It has not arrived. Not sure if it got stuck or something.
Mason Jar, I feel like I should tell you that Gilly has become primary in-bed ploosh. He’s a good lil poner.
>>35021204Fluffy we are so glad Gilly has found himself a loving home, he looks so cute sitting there by your pillow. He looks so happy, being the sleepytime ploosh he was meant to be.Derpy and I are glad you have enjoyed your hearts and hooves gift as much as we enjoyed putting it together.
Hey Sleeping Time!i got your package today!Although it's supposed to be secret santa, and i plan to post it for this year's /ss/. But your card is valentine's day themed so might as well post it here first! Thank you for the lovely gifts! it really surprised me a lot, the babies are terrifying, metal cup is cool, candies are nice, i got Maud for the blind bag. Also, thanks for the 1bit tip! I like the designs of the cards, gave me a kek with the guards :-) Thank you!
>>35021348forgot to mentioned the horse storage, at first i'm expecting clop but wew lad that's a big filesize for a small chip ^:) Nice collection you got there.
At this point I'm concerned the letter I sent got confiscated or something
>>35021596Just take solace in knowing that someone out there a customs officer is violently masturbating to your card
>>35020721A piece of pie you say?
>>35021352I had a bunch of games, but then I realized I had no idea how the law worked, so you only got the sfw ones. You got some PPPP on there, though. Because I forgot about it.
>>35021204what a cute pony
>>35021610How do I get them to stop masturbating
>>35022903PPPP? the law in 3rd world shithole is kinda like this, If the cops didn't see it, it didn't happen. ^:)
>>35025543There is no way.
>>35021596Me too. I'm sure the customs agents flipped their shit when they saw the picture frame that said it had "two pictures of Rape and a filly" inside.
>>35026125Yeah I think putting "PONY RAPE INSIDE" on my envelope wasn't a very wise idea
>>35026232But based as fuck.
>>35020177Goddamn it, no, I had one of my friends drop it off at the post office. Sorry I didn't see this earlier, I'll make another package to send out to you, and throw in a few extra goodies as an apology for it being late. At best, you'll end up receiving two packages, at worst you'll only get this second one. So sorry about this man
>>35026692Thick Seed, I finally got that shit packaged so parcel 2 is going out tomorrow.
>>35027817Looks like there room in that fort for one more.
>>34982683Holy shit I just got the joke in your name. I’m a fucking idiot.
>>35029088I was once reading a story on fimfic which had an OC named Belle who got nicknamed "Ding Dong", and it took me about 800k words before I got the joke.
Thick Seed I sent that second package today. Cupid Pone should have the tracking for you.
Hey Lewd Booper! Just wanted to say Ive been busy and only now checked my email and saw I received the tracking number two days ago! Works completely fine, hopefully everything will go without a hitch.