Fallout Equestria, a story that bleeds two franchises together to build something magical. On one side, you have death, destruction, decay, and misery - on the other, you have ponies. Doesn't sound like it should mix? You'd be surprised. When the world around you is wasteland, all you're left with is hope, and as we all know, ponies can do spectacular things with just a little hope.The last thread: >>34691150Read Fallout Equestria by Kkat to appreciate the setting that many writers have then lent upon after being so captivated by the wonders.The original story which spawned its own fandom can be found here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/These next four stories comprise the rest of what is considered "the big five", alongside the original. They were biggest hitters early in the fandom, be it for having started before many others, their length, or overall quality.Project Horizons:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/Pink Eyes:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/931/Murky Number Seven:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/47300/Heroes:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/662/Though, a reminder; just because these are the most well known, that isn't to say that there aren't other stories out there! There are many hidden gems that simply don't get the love they deserve purely because people don't give them the chance. Why not open your heart and try to find a new favorite? Anons are absolutely welcomed and encouraged to return with fic discussion of even the most obscure fics!We have resident drawfags, authors, greentexts, CYOA's and general chatter - so jump on in and have some fun in our own little slice of the Equestrian Wasteland!
>>34794315F-E need more batponies. A flying character without Enclave or Griffin faggotry could be good
>>34794368Enclave faggotry I can understand but>griffinDon't you mix smug faggot pegasi with catbird chads. And indeed, batponies are superior to pegasi if done right
>>34794498B*tponies are universally shit. Dare I say, worse than alicorns.
>>34794368>batponiesis this a nyxfag ploy?
More like "buttponies", am I right?
>no griffin raider gf
So, even if i'm at home, Wasteland Equestrians is still in need of testing so if some of you guys manages to get some people anf play it i would then draw a sketch of yor character. or you raider waifu.
>>34796258Man I wish my rig wasn’t packed up in moving shit
>>34795409No, they're good. We don't have "canon" lore on them, so they can whatever we want. I like to imagine that batponies are ancestor of 'star-blessed' ponies who followed Nightmare Moon to the end.In the great war, they were elite princess Luna troops. Very few in numbers but deadly.>>34795413>NyxPlease, we don't need that here
>>34795409I don't get the hate for batties. They're top cute.
>>34794315Yay, new thread!Please review my Fallout Equestria fanfic.I know it isn't one of the big famous ones, but all feedback will be welcomed!I want to improve as a writer.https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13107414/1/Fallout-Equestria-Sunrise-Stardust-and-The-Burned-World
>>34797283Your story reads like an greentext from 4chan and not an fimfiction story. Not like it's a bad thing. You're really good. When i read your story i have a feeling that i'm reading an Anon in Equestria greentext. (Vulgar language, memes)
Thoughts on the music Wasteland Wailers released?Just listened to them recently and they were pretty good.
>>34798690The music is great. It's just a shame the related game will never see the light of day.
>>34798690They are pretty good.>>34798697A game? What game? Because i already played Fallout remains 50 hours and still not finished
What a dumb pony. That revolver is angled too far to the left. The shot would miss the target completely and leave a big opening for a hoof to the face.
>>34798740t. pony with a gun in their face
>>34798737Ashes of Equestria is the game the songs were supposed to be featured inthe last build was ok, but it's not a really complete game
>>34798845I will try the game as soon as i can
>>34799271https://theovermare.com/They've released a few very, very rough demos or tech demons of their game.
>>34800193>roughThey're okay for a fan game, especially one that is coming along so slowly.
New year bump
Giving a bump out of kindness
>>34801764You wouldn't need to bump the thread if a multi-post multi-user discussion was started about this: >>34797283
>>34801245Also, do you have any drawings of your characters? Fanarts on derpibooru? When i read a story i need to 'see' them in my head to be truly immersed, to care for them and what not.
Would you like to spend the dawn of a new decade with a loving alicorn?
>>34803344yeah I'm already with Nyx.
>>34803344What if 'she' was a stallion before becoming alicorns?
>>34803355She's turned into a natural female now. No homo happening.
>>34803344Wait, when did this get recolored?Thought this was a greenie
>>34803518I don't think there's a green version of this image. It is supposed to show Lacunae, if I recall correctly.
>>34803536Oh, derpYou're right. I'm an idiot
Can you still get a print version of FoE? I've never read it before, would be fun to go through a physical copy.
>>34803628they sell it from time to time but it costs a lot
>>34803863How much in freedum dollars do you know?
>>34803910Oof you weren't wrong about the price.
>>34803344No, fuck muties they're UGLY and they STINK
>>34798690I know I listened to at least one of their lyrical songs several years ago, but I remember nothing of it. I remember this instrumental one fondly, though. I really like it, and wish there was a longer version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjqhMHKrXMc
>>34804843>uglyFactually incorrect>stinkThen fucking wash her. Give your mare the treatment she derserves.
>>34803910Oh shit, the Murky's one is not bad at all. And the book covers are really gorgeous.
>>34802695I knew I was forgetting something!https://www.deviantart.com/silverstarapple/gallery/?catpath=%2F&edit=0&q=Fallout+EquestriaHere you'll see my art of Sunrise Stardust, what his robot I-DM will look like once it's built and upgraded, and art of Evergreen Sage.
>>34805647Did you like how I set up his Stats to resemble a Jojo's character's eyecatch?Strength 7(+2 Early Bird=9)Perception 7(+2 Early Bird=9)Endurance 6(+1 Applejack Statuette=7)(+2 Early Bird=9)Charisma 7(+2 Early Bird=9)Intelligence 7(+2 Early Bird=9)Agility 6(+2 Early Bird=8)Luck 8(+2 Early Bird=10)(+1 Black Star Leader's Jacket=11)
>>34805647>>34805671Wow, he sure is strong! Even my courrier in New Vegas doesn't have stats so big and he's pretty much inkillable one man army cyborg min/max legend. But hey, it's your story, just let me time to finish it
>>34805671You fucking disgusting piece of shit
>>34805857What can I say, Gifted and Early Bird does some bloody good things to your stat spread. Starting with 7 6es with a spare 5 to distribute wherever you want, plus a +2 during the day to cap everything off.It's not like the -1 to all stats during nighttime matters much when you exclusively sleep at night surrounded by armed guards.Then again for the sake of challenging him, I do have shit happen at night he has to deal with, including one planned big fight that drags on for hours into the night.As for the 11 luck...Stats above 10 are tracked in Fallout NV, but they don't do anything to your skills or derived statistics like HP.In fallout 4, stats above 10 are tracked and they do great things for your derived statistics and stat checks. I know from that unfinished "7 legendary craftable effects per weapon/armour+any mod on any weapon" mod I made.>>34805836Funny, the courier I ended up with was part of the inspiration for this character's build. A mix of that and the bullshit I ended up with in Fallout 4, only toned down since he's not meant to be a one-man army but instead the leader of an army.
>>34806198Fun trivia: Originally, he was going to be a Glass Cannon type with 1 END, combining Fast Shot with One In A Million(0.25x crit chance, x2 crit dmg).Then I decided big numbers will look more impressive.
Any of you guys play Besti X?
>>34806543Nope. I wouldn't know where to get it anyway.
>>34805647>jojo>falloutultra trash design
>>34805212That is a nice song
>>34806609Well I liked it.How would you improve it?
>>34806721by keeping jojo and fallout separated, like you should. so scrapping it would be best
Bald raider gfYes/no?
>>34807715Potentially yes, unless the raider part of her tries to chop me up or something.
>>34807774All raiders try to chop you, no exceptions
>>34809507That could be a bit of a problem. I'd like to live, you know?
>>34807715Extremely closely shaved mane, preferably with some motor oil or grease smeared across her forehead
>>34806901Good thing the only jojo is on that picture then, eh?
Which one was it, anons?
>>34810124Gotta be Somber, but it could also be one of the other Fimfic autists
>>34810124>What could possible go wrong? I like mlp but showing my powerlevel? At work?
>>34810124>Teacher>Mentally unstableYep, we've got a Somber here.
>>34810124I don't know why this fandom attracts so many mentally unstable people and low-IQ "everything I don't like is autistic and makes me shocked emoji" redditors.
>>34810742It's just any fandom that attracts retards
This but it's Rampage's fat ass packed into a pair of spandex shorts
>>34812971Who is that?
>>34812971>How to Not Properly Color Your OC Pony in 10 simple Steps
>>34812415I wish all fatfags will die one day.
>>34813831Not today, honey... Not today...
So i started to read Murky for the first time. Shackles is so evil it's funny. The moment when he said: Unicorns to the left and earth ponies to the right and leaving Murk in the middle made me laugh. He's like a mustache twirling villain from cartoons one moment and scary monster the next! Good character
Imagine a new wasteland, one without famine.Where all the ponies are thicc as a bricc.Join the radfarming initiative and together we can feed the future.
>>34816397Here is a stallion for you, since you're so clearly homosexual.
>>34816551You could have at least posted a hot FoE stallion you disgusting piece of shit.
>>34816610I might like fat mares, but at least I'm not gay.
>>34817004I'd rather be gay than crushed and suffocated in my sleep by smelly fat rollswhy don't you go drink bleach
>>34816610I don't think Calamity is hot. I mean the guy wash himself one time per year?
>>34817836Meditate on the miasma
Bump topic:Kip is now beginning to draw ponies. Who wants to place bets on how long it'll be before he goes for mutiecorns?
>>34818168>how long it'll be before he goes for mutiecorns?I bet his first 'serious' attempt will be a mutiecorn. Probably even Eos.
>>34818168He hasn't drawn them already?
>>34818556Nope. So far he's drawn a moomin, Applejack twice, Fluttershy, and some other stuff.
>when the Stable-Tec jumpsuit rides up the thicc mare's ass
>>34820806Damn ponka is so cute. I hate how she ended her life in Foe
>>34820806they knew what they were doing
>>34821784Kip. The greatest alicorn humper in known history.
I asked someone to review my Sunrise Stardust story but he turned out to be a ledditor.Just kept hurrdurring the usual useless meaningless soundbitesThen he posted a scropped screencap of a Displaced Parody I wroteonly without the parts that make the parody thing obvious.Between this and trashfics like Nyx getting super popular...Why are fimfic reviewers such brainlets?
>>34821981Nyx was never popular.
>>34821789that explanation is not helping muchdoes he do porn?
>>34823034Kip(pershy) writes a story on FimFiction, called Broken Bonds. No idea how much lewd it contains though. And I've just heard today that he has begun drawing ponies. He is, however, famous for of his fetish for alicorns. Ask him about anything regarding alicorns, and he will chew your ear off. Not necessarily in a bad way, but he tends to text a lot.
>>34822530Oh, good.Why do redditors comment on what they see as low-hanging fruit?It takes far more effort to create something than it takes to copypaste some faggy saying a bingo board could predict.Do they feel inadequate about only being able to do this? When I called the redditor a faggot, out came the "haha u mad" damage control.Must be nice, to be too stupid to wonder if you're wrong.
>>34823311You are Sunrise auteur? I'm reading your fic and i like it so far. However, one phrase make me cringe really hard: >Then, everything changed when the Zebra Nation attacked. You wrote it two times in the beginning of the first chapter. I liked the Avatar series but i can't explain why but this passage rubbed me in the wrong way. Like an old and unfunny meme that /tv/ post without stopping. Keep writing your stories because you're good
>>34823937>Avatar referencesInstant demerit
>>34823078Broken Bonds itself has some implied lewd but Kip doesn't get into the nitty gritty of it. The spin-off / sequel / whatever you want to call it, Broken Bonds Cloptacular, is where you can find a whole bunch of surprisingly high quality smut.The beginning of his main story is a mess (though it gets better, it is a harsh slog to begin with) but when it comes to smut, the man is up there with the best.>>34823034See above. He writes high quality smut and tried to draw some lewd yesterday. He did okay for a newbie.
>>34826037>When the Nyxfag thread is healthier than the Fallout oneWhat crazy bizzarroworld are we living in?!
>>34826043>mfw I am a nyxfag
>>34826237Fuck the fuck off
>>34826247Ok boomer.Taking Littlepip /r/s.
>>34823937Thank you! The memes are toned down after a while because they don't fit the more serious tone and dire situations later on.Popular pony fics have a shitton of unfunny fandom memes like "20% cooler" and "worst possible things" and "Gee you sure are the element of ____ and I HONESTly believe this because I am HONESTY".>>34826043The nyxfag debate (is the story trash or good? when does it get shit and are its spinoffs and fans worse than the original?) is more profanity-laden than the Fallout Equestria discussion (What the fuck did I just read? Was that a plothole I just saw or did I read this wrong?).
I had a dream last night that a professionally made FO:E game was released. It was an open world game with mostly realistic graphics and the beginning was entirely survival, but after a certain point the plot activated, which apparently was so good that absolutely nobody would spoil it.I was actually disappointed to wake up and for a few minutes had a burning desire to make this game real.
>>34827243Wow, this is a game that i would play with pleasure. So many possibilities.
>>34826253Littlepip mad that she has a bow in her mane
>>34794315I absolutely weep for Lacunae. She had the worst end of all and deserved none of it. Such a cruel waste of a cutie.
>>34827243You could dedicate the next four years of your life to making it, or you could keep your life the way it is and give up on this dream.Which sounds better to you?
>>34827795In a couple months when all of my writing projects are out of the way I will write a fic for it.
War... War never changes
>>34829179What? I don't get the image.
>>34827849If you're sure it'll make a good story, go ahead.
>>34829540Some shit with the US and Iran. Basically all the boomers who have no have of being drafted are up in arms about some middle eastern shit and desperately want WWIII so they can watch from their McMansions while millenials and zoomers get sent off to war.
>>34827849Don't forget: A good story means a good villain.
>>34830559Only when the hero isn't interesting enough to carry the story by himself.
>>34830559The final bit before I woke up was my character being chased by unkillable martial artists while trying to escape some facility, so I am sure that I can extrapolate something from that
Threadly reminder that bi Pip is best Pip
pip version y/n?
>>34831246>unkillable martial artistAkuma from SF is an exemple. An old zebra, master of fallen caesar style, travelling the wastes and seeking a strong opponent>>34833270There's a dozen versions of this picture and you choose Nyx
>>34833750It's one angry fag
Hey, dunno how active foe horses I'd anymore but I figure fuck it why not. Been working on a story. Only up to chapter 3 but they're meaty ones. I'm mostly a hobby writer so this is more personal pet project than anything else. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/450366/fallout-equestria-second-chances
>>34833750>An old zebra, master of fallen caesar style, travelling the wastes and seeking a strong opponentI'm having flashbacks to the Grand Poobah from Project Horizons.
>>34832174>sharing your mareEh. Monogamy has a purpose, you know?
>>34836143Horses are non-monogamous by nature
>Blackjack comes out of the dark towards you>she's drunk as fuck and mumbling something>her eyes are bloodshot>she looks crusty and smells like cumWhat do?
>>34794315Reminder that Fallout Equestria: The Chrysalis is one of the most underrated completed fics in the genre.
>>34835188On to the read later list it goes. Can I get a quick rundown on why I should read it?
>>34836827I got a few chapters from the end and stopped because I felt like I already knew how everything was going to end. I liked the fic but it was kinda boring at times. Too safe and tried to go too hard for realistic plausibility. I also think it letting the group know Whisper was a changeling was too early and killed suspense. Sickle was one of the best characters, Dusty was cool but didn't change much, Whisper felt shallow, and Starlight was kinda meh. I liked the Alicorne a lot but that was late and I don't know how it pans out. I huge autism from that Alicorne was hilarious. I would say that Chrysalis is the only foe fic that tries to get a wasteland war right. The entire battle scene viewed from radio net was great.All and all I think it is a good and underrated fic. Major props for actually being finished, but I still felt really bored with it sometimes.
>>34837001Valid take, I get pretty hard from slow, gritty, realistic wasteland but I could understand how that doesn’t appeal to others as much. Worth finishing, even if the climax is kinda fucky.
>>34836798Depends if she's crying or not. But knowing her, she probably is. There isn't much we can do except asking her if she wants to talk or how we could help. And she will probably refuse both.
>>34836961It's a labor of love and close personal project. As to why you'd wanna read it or should? I dunno how valuable your time is but it's a bit different from most of the stories focusing more on the personal impact people can have on you and dealing with personal trauma, as well as value of punitive justice as a whole. Its centered around a slaver, hes close relationship ship to Red Eye and his admittedly flawed moral compass. It's dark but I wouldnt say grim. It's more tragic than anything else.
I'm pretty new to FO:E, still reading the original, but are there any stories where the main character isn't an unkillable God of destruction? Or at least a story with less focus on combat? I have an idea for a a story where the main character is a scientist and I want ideas.
>>34837940Read Murky. Really. The character is weak and vulnerable and the auteur is much better that the original. I'm not even 1/4 of the fic and the tension never stops
>>34837963Thanks. Browsing the last few threads made me suspect that Murky was what I was looking for
>>34837968I do believe Murky is the best written FoE fic of all Time
>>34838014That is a noble goal. To write something better than MN7 would grant you a lot of horsefame.
>>34838018Replied before I could correct my typo. Now I just deleted a post for no reason.
>>34838023>unironically deleting a post over a typo
>>34838038Its not good optics when you are discussing making a story and you make a typo
>>34835338How bad is it? No spoils pls
>>34838056It's not good optics to be posting here at all, lad
Give me a lewd greentext idea, /foe/
>>34838608A protagonoist (Pip, Blackjack, Anon, whoever) gets lewded by a wing of alicorns who managed to keep their telepathic link up after Unity was shattered.
>>34838608Anon got captured by griffon gang. Or female raider gang. Lot of lewd next
>>34838608Littlepip adventures at watching other ponies go at it, to take notes for the next time she mets Homage of course, not like she likes doing that on her off hours or anything
I can't get over the fact that Kkat had Pacce's porn fanfic included in the official printings.
>>34840515Eh, it doesn't really break anything for being there.
>be Dew Drop, working at Stable 69 in Flank>comfort pony>with Rampage in your sound proof locked room>you use your magic to clean weeks worth of Reaper grime from her coat, mane, and tail>you skillfully braid fresh razor wire into her tail>you rub her back with a hoof as she sobs into your chest>she spills her guts to you about the family of scavengers she found slaughtered by raiders and what they did to the filly >and what she did to the raiders in turn>you kiss her forehead and tell her she is a good pony >even Reapers need somepony to talk to>out of the hundreds of ponies you see and service in a month, Rampage is special>when she comes to town, you clear your schedule>your time is only for her, and you spend it for free>because, even though this mare could turn you inside out through your dick hole, and would if you ever let what happens in this room out, you love her>the threat of death is the only thing that makes you feel alive
>>34837940Angel in Infinate Potential is a doctor and refuses to use firearms. She is pretty clever though. Wasteland Economics also has a protag that doesn't fight well but I'm pretty sure it stopped updating.
Steelhooves/ApplesnackS:9P:3E:10C:5I:3A:5L:1Good character, i really like a fallen hero trope
>>34810742I have a feeling it's for the same reasons stuff like Sonic is popular
>>34843999Pip needs a proper dress.
>>34843999>ywn have Pip as your maid
>>34844702Pip would be a terrible maid desu. Lacuna however...
>>34844871She certainly looks good in a dress.
>she guards my stash>notice the bottles seem to mysteriously be losing alcoholDammit, BJ!
>>34833750>master of fallen caesar styleWhat?When did Zebras have a martial arts,and where did all this Zebra-Caesars Legion stuff come from?
>>34837999Murky is literally the only good FOE story.
>>34845042Around Blackjack, never relaxjack
>>34845296What thread do you think you're in?
>>34845296That's all been established in the original fic already.
>>34845319Don't you want a cybermare having her way with your bits?
>>34845042>Trixie plushOkay, he based.
>Page 10Have a cute alicorn wing to brighten the mood.
Will you help murk?
>>34847240Bruh what's all that shit on his face?
>>34847217How lewd is an alicorn?
>>34848337On a physical level? Very lewd. They have the beautiful stature of a fully grown alicorn and are only suprassed by the princesses themselves. On a mental level, well, probably too. If you are lucky enough to encounter a lost alicorn shortly after Trixie was nuked, you could try to become her new anchor in a world where she needs to find a new place. You can always try to bond with her. First as her guide, then as her partner, and eventually as a lover.
>>34848592...you put a lot of thought into this
>>34848634Eh, that tends to happen when you like the idea behind them.
>>34848592I like your way of thinking
>>34848592Any fics with simular themes? I'm intrigued
>>34849705Not directly. The only one I can think of at the moment is Fallout Equestria: Starlight. It has an alicorn protagonist but the story is set some time after the events of the original fic, so no lost alicorn trope in there.
>>34850180After finishing Murk story, i will read this one.
>>34850878It's certainly not a bad story.
>Page 8 again Jesus.
I think we need a new discussion topic.
>>34853718Yeah, i'm about to finish the main story and the general seems to be dying.What was the general like in his best years?
Is Project Horizons worth going back to? I dropped off after Blackjack was in the Core and someone was going to the moon or something? Like does it actually get better because it started to read like a bad anime
>>34853805I didn't read the fic, i stopped just after BJ gassed her stable. I heard that the battles are very anime like. Like fucking overpowered shit with giant explosions and 'teleport behind you' stuff is this true?
>>34854124Yikes>>34854409Aye I get where that criticism comes from, especially bits with trottenheimer's folly involved. Was most annoyed by Blackjack straight up dying every 2 chapters to just come back
>>34854409Yep, the anime fights really got into motion about the time the zebra legate jerk popped up.
>>34854428Look I don’t think the intent with project horizons was to ever be quality. It was just supposed to be something to read whenever you’re sad as fuck and don’t want to leave your bed for a week and just want to read fanfiction. It’s not quality, but it has good enough characters and writing that it’s not pure autism. I certainly have read quite a bit of it
>>34854428>>34854443After the moment she gassed her stable i stopped but honestly, it's not that bad. I will definitely pick it up again after i finish a few other fics. My problem is FoE Heroes. Two times i dropped this fic and i didn't even came close to chapter 5. There's something bad with protag and the story. Do it get better?
>>34854616I've already read up to the point of Deus being dead but like, I felt like that's where the fic originally fell off in the first place so I don't know whether to carry on or not>>34854443I don't know mate Blackjack and her 1000 speechs of not being good are pretty autismo, don't think the characters really get anywhere close to FO:E's either
>>34855033>Speeches of not being good enoughIn some sense i understand her, in rpg games i always trying to do the best ending possible. Saving everyone, helping everyone no matter how many times i need to retry/savescum. I just can't ignore someone in need
>>34855033>Deus dyingThen you're already close to the end anyway.
>>34855959What's the non official end point to drop the fic then? 78 chapters is steep if it doesn't get better past shitty almost dying sequences
>>34855981For me personally? Lacunae's literal annihilation. Her fate ist the worst of all because she cannot even find peace in death.
>>34856015I don't even remember that point from my original read through, is that before or after the HMS Celestia being blown up?
>>34856028I think afterwards? It happens during Pip's final trip to Maripony. You know the one.
The best thing about Project Horizons was the idea that the entire war was Luna's second attempt at conquering the world, and it threw it out in a single chapter something like 85% of the way through after years of meticulous buildup.
>>34856134Like, I know that he threw it all out in the home stretch because people complained about Goldenblood and how he was handling Luna, but that was literally the plot of the story. You can't just say "actually, it was all a misunderstanding" after years of writing and who-even-knows-how-many words!
>>34857553Luckily not anymore.
>>34856213Same with 'raider' sickness
>>34849705Kip's Broken Bonds has this as a running theme later in the fic. Painful start, but worth it in the end.
>>34858004I'm pretty sure that one never actually went away. It was a plot point into the late middle/early end.
>>34858049Oh. OkI hoped he dropped this plot point because raider sickness is silly. It's even stupid. Raiders are cruel because they live in a cruel world, not some zombie virus bs
>>34858291I think the point was initially simply have an explanation for how nonsensical Fallout 3's raiders are. They aren't simply cruel, but totally insane.
>>34858012Thanks ! Look interesting, also i see that the mc is a stallion! Not like Murk who's a filly and Pip and BJ who are dykes. What's the catch? He's gay?
>Page 10 againThis place is a wasteland today.
>>34860837Dummy brought back soul food and gave the wasteland an obesity epidemicHe has the thiccness sickness, so you all must have it too
>>34859641Nope. Total playboy wish fulfilment type character. He's an arrogant asshole but the one redeeming factor is at least he doesn't have a bitch fit about killing ponies, ever. That alone makes him win a point with me after dealing with so much whining from other characters about not wanting to kill despite being cold blooded killers.He's also fragile as fuck and it's fun to see him hurt.
>>34862282Interesting. I will check this fic in the future After all i'm sure there's hidden gems in all FoE fics who are not the Big 4There's one where a Space Marine came to FoE, too bad it's dead now
Quick rundown on FoE Economics without spoilers?
>>34858291uh, i guess you didnt read that part but its pre war zebra disease that lighthooves found out about and used it, not gonna get into specifics
So, I've always had an idea that they were separate, but how do the SPECIAL stats work with Statuettes?For that matter it's always peeved me we never see ponies SPECIAL stats or their skills, same for tag skills.
>>34864145>Every statuette gives a small bonus in one stat. Except luck because luck is a bitch.
>>34864165Ahhh, was that it, I always wondered because there are only 6 main ponies.AJ is Strength.Twilight is Intelligence.Rarity is Charisma?Other than that I wouldn't be sure on the others. I'd wanna say RD was Endurance or Agility because I figured Pinkie was Perception.
>>34864172But what Fluttershy's one does? I'm starting to believe that she's the one to have Charisma. Rarity have the endurance because diamonds can endure anything. In the fic, when Pip passes charisma checks i'm pretty sure there's "Be kind" in her head and when she's about to give up there's "Be unwavering" from Rarity
>>34864517Hm, fair doose.
>>34865016Scot slang, sorry. It's fair dues/ fair enough.
>>34805647Wow, you've literally just managed to make a stereotypically bad OC. Just need to add wings and you've got the full shebang. Please stop while you're ahead autist, your stories are horrible, you haven't improved whatsoever, and you seem to lack any semblance of self-awareness. Obvious samefagging doesn't help your case either
I have a story I'm writing that's been through many interations and I passed it by FO:E years back, seemed to have some interest then.Reworked it into a plot and I have a beginning and a middle. Working on the end, planning it out before I write.Got the second chapter done and working on a third, I want to be able to keep interest generated if I can.I'm pretty meticulous, got a spreadsheet with each characters stats, perks, and skills on it, along with inventory. It's really quite fun, I just wished I'd had the conviction to put it out there back in 2013/14.
>>34861347>explicitHow the hell is this explicit? There's nothing to see except some (too much) fat.
>>34866478It's Celestia's buttplug.
>>34866481Oh, didn't see that.
>>34865240Well? Show us your story. Maybe even a quickrundown
>>34867412Well it's not up yet, I want to draw cover art for it (I'm not terrible with art) and get at least another two chapters done so I can release them and keep hype going between chapters, and also figure out the end to my story.However, a quick rundown, see if any Anons recall my idea. Bear in mind this was pitched to FO:E in 2012/13 before Fallout 4. Which has a Vault in it Gunners took over, with a story slightly similar to what I had the idea of, apparently.Basics:Have our main character, not a lesbian for once, just a small stallion.Lives in a military style stable, it's run like a boot camp/training facility/milly base.The stable is divided though, there's a high class of ponies that rule the stable, with stable security under their hoof.The grunts who train perform the task of becoming soldiers, as was the intention of the stable. They're waiting for the day the call is made and they take to the surface to defend what's left of Equestia against the Zebras.They train with that understanding, they earn the right to stay in the stable by doing this.Nopony speaks out because they don't want to be booted out.The populace is so used to this treatment they don't have the will to rise up, the Security forces are incredibly strong and punish the slightest infraction.Cue main character in all of this.Main character is just trying to do his duty and serve the stable, knows life is shit but is content so long as he doesn't get booted out.He hates the system but is a slave to it and feels this is pretty bad, still feels powerless to stop anything though.He clearly has a myriad of issues with his past and it constantly affects him, is terrified of doctors and the medical wing, and of one doctor in particular.This is life, until bad shit starts happening.Civil war eventually breaks out, and forces him and his few allies, plus this doctor he hates, to leave.Cue wasteland shenannigans.
>>34868566Basically there's a whole bunch of shit with this stable that becomes important later in the story regarding the stables purpose.Four or five chapters of the story focus solely on the stable and its workings because I feel a lot of stories gloss over stables and just get right into the wasteland.Plus it's still relevant to the story even when our main posse is in the wastes.Story will go into the main characters mind and their issues, the ponies around him that affect those issues in both positive and negative ways, and his overcoming of these problems with new allies and a forming of self.
Bump before bed, damn this place is dead thesedays.
>>34869083We don't really have much to talk about.
>>34868566>>34868569Interesting, i like it. Especially the stable with his boot camp. And for cover, could you just ask an artist to use his art?
>>34870450I could but I can't find any artists that draw FO:E stuff, last guy I asked whose cover I liked stopped drawing FO:E stuff.
>>34870767Cover it's the last thing you need to worry about desu. The story, characters and plot are priority, but i'm sure you know it alreadyDid you find the names of the main characters?
>>34871154Pardon?My characters have names.
>>34797283Does this have any reviewers yet?One time someone reviewed a different pony fic I wrote, quoting and commenting on relevant text. I learned a lot from that.I want to make the greatest Fallout Equestria fic of all time.
>>34871167Oops sorry, i assumed you were only started to write your fic.>>34872399>I want to make the greatest Fallout Equestria fic of all time.it's good to be ambitious. But it would be very hard to find reviewers outside Fimfic.
>>34872399>One time someone reviewed a different pony fic I wrote, quoting and commenting on relevant text. I learned a lot from thatWhat fic was this?
>Page 9 againMan, what's going on?
>>34872685I noticed.>>34873195It was my Silver Star Apple fanfic. In an earlier revision, SSA the Unicorn was a whiny depressed cunt who bitched at everypony around him, making him an utterly detestable character. Over time he learns to love and lighten up and ends up marrying Twilight.I rewrote him to make him more interesting and enjoyable to watch.Forget depressed businessmanpony who is taught joy and whimsy, now he's a fun and kind guy who's secretly dying. He gets Twilight to help him find a cure, also there are magic cards that need collecting because they give people superpowers.
>>34874047Ah, was wondering if it was one I did. Never read that though
I will host a game session of Wasteland Equestrians today, with irl people. going to get some photos of the tokens and map if i remember that
>>34874830I want to see the tokens
>>34874047Can you try to post it on fimfic? Maybe create a new account?
So what have you guys been doing?
>>34876066Donating to Trump’s impeachment defense fund.
>>34876073Trump for Unity! Unity! Unity! 2020?
>>34877057According to the prophecies the next president will be this woman. trump is doomed to failure
>>34875068So be it
>>34877377And what if he becomes an alicorn? Then he's a female by default.
>>34877674>>34877778Nice! It look like Spacehulk. Are the ghouls the only enemies? Any raiders or slavers?
>>34877674>>34877778Damn, that's some effort.
>>34877377Trump ran for president in the 2000 elections. Simpsons didn't predict shit.
>>34878109it was a subterranean complex where there where only the ghouls. unfortunately we didn't had enough time to go further since we had to start later and two players also had to leave earlier>>34879039thanks
>>34880099What the names of your characters? Or you guys don't RP?
>>34880489That was a one shot i hosted during a brony meetup in italy and they where using pre-made characters. they are the same i posted some time ago:Copper Brake (Female Earth Pony - Brawler), Lock Stock (Unicorn - Stable Security Guard), Gyrp (Griffin - Barber Surgeon), Slingshot (Pegasus - Speed Freak Messenger) and Ledyanoi Svet (Female Crystal Pony - Researcher).The premise was that they where seeking for shelter from a storm and found an abandoned ruion where they also discovered an old console which opened an hatch which allowed them the access to a subterranean structure and decided to explore it. At first they thought it was a stable but Lock Stock was the only one with such knowledge and explained that Stables have a bigger entrance with gate and not a generic blast door
>>34880099>Red crossI don't want to be a douche, bit wouldn't that be three pink butterflies instead?
>>34881221Just one butterfly.Because it kinda looks like a red cross, you see.
>>34880574I like Slingshot. What's his role? Pegasus in small spaces can't fly very fast
Here's a better photo of the group (the hat guy was just spectating).I'm the one holding the printed version of Pink Eyes, which is also autographed by the author (is not mine, the guy with the blue shit owns it)>>34881910Mostly flanking and being quite mobile in re-positioning. he has a single rifle mounted on his battle saddle
>>34882375Look's comfy. Except maybe the fedora guy,he look's like a reddit mod for cuckold sub. Also, Pink eyes. Is this fic good?
>>34883058"Fedora Guy" is just wearing the hat he "stole" from another guy, for fun and is just making up a silly face for the photo, but is actually a chill dude which also did some awesome cosplays as TF2 Scout, r63 Spitfire with Academy Uniform and Pinkiepool.Regarding Pink Eyes is one of the most favourite Spin Offs, along with Murky Number 7 (is even listed in the OP)
>>34881221>>34881242The butterflies are used by ponies and i doubt other races would use them, like zebras and griffins, unless they scavenge them somehow. All the pre-made characters have their own backstory, for example the Crystal Pony was unfamiliar with equestrian iconography and factions since she is from a place which become isolated way before the war even started
>>34882375You all look like nerds
>>34885352They look like normal people to me
>>34885386Yeah, look like the persons you can find in my university. For mlp fandom, it can be much worse
>>34882375Willing to bet money that's a dude in the back
>>34885386The only one who looks normal is the guy with the beanie, and maybe the guy across from him.
>Page 10Oh no, you almost slipped.
>>34886185in the back of what? behind beanie guy? well, go get your wallet since yer gonna loose money
Any griffins stories? Or dragon? Maybe Bat Pony or crystal pony?
>>34887606Yeah, there's no way that's areal girl
>>34887815I think none of the big ones have those as protags.
>>34889358That's a shame. I really want a dragon protag. Not a giant one but more like Ember size.
>>34865144Get a life, NPC.Nobody worth anything considers "you lack self awareness" to be the ultimate insult.I made something, you achieved nothing. I don't care about what you consider stereotypical when this fandom cheers and nuts for the shallowest and most stereotypical trash.Get over yourself and make yourself useful by learning to critique works properly or fuck off back to r e d d i t.
>>34890098You're a fucking muppet.If you had any self-awareness to how you sound you would realise that that is one fuck of an insult for any writer.Shallow or stereotypical does not equal bad either, you absolute weapon.His critique is valid to a degree, would be better if he lended some parts of your story, but from what I see of that OC, I don't want to read your story based on the main character being an OP Donut Steel with near to Max stats and having ALL magic at his disposal.That, in Fallout Equestria, looking like a fucking JoJo character, is retarded.I hope to the love of god you're baiting, I really fucking do.
>>34890098>I made something, you achieved nothing.I've publish two stories, the worst-rated of which has a 30:1 like/dislike ratio. > shallowest and most stereotypical trashLike your OC? >critique works properlyYou want me to hold your hand and say 'Oh, well your character is sooo cool and original but maybe I don't like his mane color', no, fuck off you emotional aspie, your OC is a Shadow the Edgehog-tier stereotype
>>34887815>GriffinLongtalons is the only one I know of. There *is* a crystal pony fic, but I don't remember which exactly it is, sorry.
>>34890991Thanks. Well, i think i will soon start that one fic where the protag transform in alicorn Twilight Sparkle. I'm ready to bet she's a dyke
>>34890439>>34890466Hoes mad hoes mad hoes madBut seriously, kid, let me give you some advice on how to more convincingly pretend to know what you're talking about.When people who know what they're talking about critique work, they don't need to mindlessly repeat stale soundbites copied from some youtuber who makes a living off sensationalizing and documenting the mentally ill.When literary critics know what they're talking about, they analyze and critique literature. Because they can do that. Those who can't do that instead to try and make judgements about the author's morality and behaviour, even before the author does or says anything wrong.You're calling me a faggot because you are a faggot, this is obvious.I legitimately don't care what you've decided to think about me based on a Jojo's-themed piece of art I made for fun.I suppose this is the part where you feel inadequate, and tell me I do care about you. After all, would I be giving you attention if I didn't care at least a little about you?I've been here long enough. I've seen this song and dance from NPCs like you before. You don't sound like someone whose opinion is worth anything, so I don't care about your opinions on me or my work. If you have the intellectual capacity to critique a story and say something intelligent about it, try to do so for once. Don't bother with the "Nuh uh, you!" talk. If you want me to care about what you have to say, say something worth something.I think you're a faggot, so prove me wrong about you. Try putting effort into your posts instead of dragging discussion down with tired and worthless cliches. Hold up your end of the conversation and give this thread some genuine activity that isn't just post after post of "God I want Littlepip to step on my face and call me a little bitch".
>>34892204You're not worth the effort, I think you must be baiting or genuinely retarded.Go ahead and take it as 'No U' but I'll watch your stupidity continue without responding in anything but memes.
Does anyone have the Littlepip spaghetti greentext? You know the one. Asking for a friend.
>>34892336No, but I wish Littlepip would step and sit on my face and call me a retarded faggog
>>34892204>you've decided to think about me based on a Jojo's-themed piece of art I I won't ask if you're retarded, because I know you are. Nigger, do you think putting a link to your fucking deviantart is sneaky? Every regular here knows who are you are, mainly because you constantly post cringy shit, and not to mention the fact that you got yourself banned from FiMfic because of your autism fits
>>34818164>ywn be in Stable 99
>>34893860Thank God for that.
>>34893860They kill the stallions when they reach 20 years old. These poners are little retarded
>>34892219>>34893238*dabs*ladies and gentlemen, behold a "pony critic".nothing to contribute but retarded giggling.
>Nyxfags will outlive this generalReally sad desu. If only FoE had as many writefags as RGRE general...
>>34893860Let's turn this around. Would you live there if you could?
>>34892336>tfw original author of spaghetti greentext>tfw it's still talked about and posted sometimes>tfw I've become at least a footnote in /mlp/ historyfeels good man
>>34895686Why would anyone write for a fandom that's too busy sucking off its "greats" to support small writers starting out?
>>34897041You mean like Fallout Equestria?
>>34897653Tons of new FoE stories every week. Just check fimfic.
>>34897041Isn't it the case for every fandom?
>>34895712Yes, why is that even an option?
>>34898359No. Every healthy fandom respects new content and gives it a chance.This isn't a fandom, it's a circlejerk where nobody ever stops whacking off over Fallout Equestria, Project Horizons, and sometimes the only good one Murky Number Seven.
>>34896988>>34898535Brave, really. What's the appeal to you?
>>34899839Why bump when you could instead write quality content or advertise FE writers you like?
>>34898955what's the alternative? give past sins a try?nah senpai
>>34899924new fallout equestria fanmade content, genius.Past sins can suck my cock.By the way can I get feedback on my Fallout Equestria: Sunrise Stardust and The Burned World story?
>>34899924>>34899945imagine anyone unironically liking that shitty mary sue fic
>>34899438On one hand, muh dick. The other hand, it'd be interesting to observe a society structured like that and watch how it develops from the very beginning with civilized ponies who may not want to breed in such a way.
>>34900227>muh dickDaily beatings is not cool bro. And i doubt they let you see anything from their society.
>>34900227>On one hand, muh dick.Guess being a literal sex slave is a fetish.>Observe a societyI don't want to stir up that drama again, but you won't get to observe much. You'll be locked in your room and recycled after 20 years.
>>34901138How did it get so bad?
>>34901368You mean how Stable 99 turned into a feminist's wet dream? I don't recall all the details, but the stable had a rather strict hierarchy from early on, and with the overmare being traditionally a mare, it eventually meant that stallions got the short end of the stick. It wasn't that bad most of the time, but somewhere down the line it led to a revolt of highly dissatisfied stallions which ultimately failed. After that, the surviving stallions were reduced to nothing more than cattle/sperm banks until Deus came along and wrecked the place.
>>34901138>>34901573Wanting to be a sex slave/wanting to be dominated is such a pathetic fetish. I'm glad I'm a normal person who just wants to fuck slime girls.>>34900119If you want that soundbite to mean anything, you need to explain why you think my OC is a mary sue.Calling someone a faggot is unhelpful. Explaining why they're a faggot is helpful.Besides, it's "Gary Stu" when it's a male character. Unless it really is more Sue than male fantasy as is the case with Harry Potter.by the way I redid chapter 2 to change the pistol he starts with. Your thoughts? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13107414/2/Fallout-Equestria-Sunrise-Stardust-and-The-Burned-World
>>34902095>who just wants to fuck slime girls.Ew, no hooves.
>>34902165That's the beautiful thing, mate. They can have hooves, or hands, or tentacles, or whatever you feel like seeing tonight. They can take any shape and please any desire, and they're fucking invincible so you can be as rough as you like. They're everything on the internet made flesh and condensed into a sweet soul that wants you to be happy, and doesn't mind reshaping herself every hour to better suit your mood.Compare that to a bitchy human woman who wants you to reshape yourself to suit her!
>>34902177>Compare that to a bitchy human womanI'm well beyond that point. All I want is a mare who I can love and who loves me in turn.
>>34902095he meant nyx not your dumb gary stu
>>34902425Oh, ok. In that case he's totally fucking right, Nyx sucks.This guy's reviewing the Nyx fic https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/248482.html and explaining why it's shit, it's rather interesting.
>>34902525>I'm listening to a biased /pol/ tourist explaining why pony is badchrist no wonder people hate her if this is how much of a group think tank you are.
>>34903755>ponyYou mean one shitty fic you keep shilling
>>34904232where do you think we are
>>34810124Unless the guy just looked up somber's job and made it up, no way it's anyone else
All the fics seem to be the generally 100 or more years after the war. Anything taking place immediately after, or the first few years after?
>>34903755Why do nyxfags dismiss everyone who doesn't like her?Why do tankie brainlet fatfags dismiss everyone who doesn't like their retarded liedeology?>>34901573>men failing at gender rebellion>men being punished based on gender foreverChrist, that really is a feminist's wet dream.What was the name of that infamous historical event where Roman men forcefully took back their women from the thuggish and mindless enemy barbarians they were sleeping with, again?
>>34904316>where Roman men forcefully took back their women from the thuggish and mindless enemy barbarians they were sleeping with, again?No idea what you refer to. Sounds like an idiotic thing to do though.
>>34904316pot calling kettle black
>>34902525>/Mlpol/Oh shit, i didn't know this existed. I still remember the first april. Fun times
>>34907354Yeah, it exists but it's become its own thing
>>34908997Yes, they have a very slow board
Is there any information about world population before the bombs fell? Counting every pony,griffin or zebra? Few millions? Maybe 20-30?
Tunnel Snakes rule!
>>34911906Not that I know of. Maybe in PH it mentions it.
>>34912295What's up with this retarded webm? I've seen it in multiple threads.
>>34907354Do you think Littlepip or Blackjack would win in a fight?>>34905157The Rape Of Sabine, is what it's called. Last post mentioning that got deleted.
>>34913264It's just logic, the medecine is really advanced and magic healing spells make the pre war Equestria with a very small mortality rate. It would be normal if the world population make 1-3 billions. If 9/10 died when the bombs fell, it's still leave hundred of millions of population
>>34904306What if there was a fic where vampire fruit bats had become massive hulking beasts that wiped out an entire area and turned survivors into zombies and you followed a group of vault dwellers who had been released a couple years after the war and had to figure out what happened to survivors and how to stop the bats? Wouldn't that be cool?
>>34914914Don't eat the bat soup
>>34913545>Pip vs WhiskeyPip has an inherent advantage because she can just lock BJ with her magic grip. So she is more likely to win whilst BJ will find yet another way to rise from the grave.
>>34916926Depends on which Whiskey, BJ got pretty OP
>>34917802Yeah, but Pip can simply hold every version of Whiskey in her magical grasp. She can't do much after that. But it's okay. Blackjack will always return.
>>34919032Is she really that strong with magic?
>FoE ends>Littlepip closes her fanfic and looks around>She was still in Stable 2, Velvet Remedy never left>The wasteland was uninhabitable completely and the notion that she'd survive outside was complete fantasy>There were no raiders, enclaves, or alicorns>Just radiation, mud, and skeletons>Her Pipbuck beeps, it's time to show up for her shift>Nopony ever leaves the Stable
>>34919688Think like thisPip only spell is telekinesisPrecision, power, duration, all dumped into itThat is all
>>34919688Pretty much what >>34920132 described. Levitation is the only thing she can do, but she does that very well and well beyond what is normal. Pip even calls herself a one trick pony in this regard at some point.
>>34920132It's not bad in my opinion. With strong telekinesis, your options are unlimited. In novel Eragon, strong telekinesis users are capable to kill entire armys just by popping one vein in their head. Just imagine Littlepip see some enemy and imagine one blood vein in the head of some raider/slaver and squish it. Easy and impossible to counter it.
>>34921184Even better. Pip once 'convinced' a rogue stallion of her arguments by holding his horse balls in her magic grip. He returned the favor later on to save face, but she still forced him to not bother her further unless he'd wish to be in a world of pain.
>>34922091What else can she do but didn't because the autor didn't have the imagination? Telekinesis strangulation ? Heart choke? Super press?
>>34922616>Heart chokeThe alicorns have a heart attack spell.>Super pressNot sure what exactly you mean, but Pip used her telekinesis to drop a whole boxcar on an alicorn. I guess that counts.
>>34922616>super pressI'm not sure exactly what you mean but I imagine a raider pulling a gun on Pip and just getting crushed into a meatball
>Page 10Not on my watch.
>>34922722>>34922929>Super pressCheck "Gantz gravity gun" in google. I mean it by that.
Would you pet her?
>>34924871No. Killed too many alicorns. Bad hobo.
>>34924871Only if she agreed to suffocate me with her fat stable-mare ass.
>>34925440ThisStable ponies can't hide that they're fatties
>>34926594Bro... I'm sure that this is not even healthy
Someone bitched about some Jojo's Bizarre Adventure-themed art I made for my story, so I'm adding JJBA-style stands to my Fallout Equestria story.Sunrise Stardust's stand is named Black Hole Sun. Guess what it does.
>>34926983>Black Hole SunDoes he bend over and spread his ponut open to suck up Dio with his black hole ass?
>>34927623Lol no that's gay.Think about the symbolism of black suns, how his gang is named "The Dark Stars", and what the song Black Hole Sun is about.It's really clever.
>>34928151I'm not gonna listen to some gay song unless it's Fallout Filly
What if fallout equestria, but its terminator post judgment day, and not fallout related at all?
>>34926983Congratulations on proving yourself to be even more of an autistic twat with no understanding of quality content! No, I'm not calling JJBA bad, I'm calling *you* bad.
>>34928529But...B-but my raider waifu? What about her?Seriously, it could be good but only if they send some in the past
>>34836827this is the case. Sickle is one of the best characters I‘ve ever read, better than most official MLP characters. The writing in general is just superb, if you can get past the slow first 3 chapters. Its a crime the fic is not discussed more. At least there is a very good reading on YouTube. Also if I would pick any pony my waifu ever, it would be Sickle>>34837001well said
I want a raider mare to choke me with her giant marecock.
>>34929360She look's damaged. Can you tell more? Without spoilers of course. This fic is on my top list on my future reads
>>34930517This time, I saw her in the light of day, however overcast it might have been. She stood there without her armor, glaring out at us, as I realized that my imagination might have been lacking.She wasn’t just big. She was easily the largest pony I had ever seen.Now, admittedly, I had never seen any of the princesses with my own eyes, but that wouldn’t have changed that statement. I’m reasonably certain that only Celestia would have stood taller, but even she wouldn’t have come close to matching Sickle in size. The closest I could think of was some old stallion who had retired in Appleloosa; in his prime, he had stood nearly as tall as my queen, and was strongly built. Even then, I suspect Sickle surpassed him.She was large, and she was thick, and she looked like the strongest pony ever.A bit of a clarification: when I say she looked like the strongest pony ever, I imagine it conjures up different images to different ponies. I’m still getting used to how perceptions have changed since the megaspells, but I know that during my stay in war-time Equestria, many ponies asked to picture an extremely strong pony would think of bodybuilders. They think of ponies with ultra-low body fat to highlight the contours of muscles, with focused exercises that lead to big, bulky shoulders and narrow hips and legs. Personally, as something of a professional in the arts of body alteration and morphology, it’s a look that always struck me as profoundly unnatural.Sickle didn’t look like that. She didn’t have some perfectly sculpted body. She just looked thick. Her hooves were the size of my head, her legs as thick as my chest. Her body was strong and thick all the way through. Some might have looked at the soft definition and the roundness of her belly and concluded that she was fat, but I knew quite well how fat distributes around a pony’s body, and that wasn’t what I saw on her; what I saw was a healthy bit of padding over an immense, powerful frame.
>>34929360This man has patrician taste.
And an out of story comment by the author on Sickle"One thing to keep in mind with her is just howhugeshe is. Think like Trouble Shoes; the shoulders of a mare like Applejack were about even with the underside of his chest, and a fairly big stallion like Big Mac would stand with the top of his head about even with Trouble Shoe's shoulders. That's about how big Sickle is. Whisper is probably about eye-level with that bullet-scar on Sickle's chest, if that. Now just imagine the sight of something that big and that armored barreling down on you. Sickle is scary."
>>34926594bruh, there's easier ways to transition.
>>34930517Sickle is a tank. She wades into gunfire ignoring bullets and shreds normal ponies like paper. I believe she could go toe to toe with Brimstone Blitz and probably win.Hellhounds have nightmares about herAnd her heart is big enough that I doubt an Alicorn could crush it.She'd fuck up anything in her pathI want to make sweet love to her
What makes her so insanely badass is that her strength allowes her to carry this thick armor, so she never uses firearms but charges straight up into gunfights, wrestles baddies to the ground and stomps them or rips them apart with the blades attached to her front hoof armor. Also her helmet has a metal horn to stap opponents.Like in the Fallout vidya, but also just like IRL soldiers, she abuses combat drugs, but taken to a comedical level in that she almost nonstop blows through some beverage, pills or inhalers.
All this shilling has made me hate that fic without even reading it.
>>34931527its a superb fic you dumb nigger with exquisite characters
>>34931527>discussion about a fic is shillingThe fuck are you smoking bitch? You need to leave
>>34931527>>34931571ThisI think the premise is shit and I hate it for that reason, but you're just fucking delusional
>>34931395So she's really strong? i.e. strongthicc
>>34931139>>34931155>>34931376>>34931395Thanks for your answers, i really like when a scary giant have a heart of gold. I started this fic and already read first 3 chapters.
>>34931583You don't really know what "premise" means, do you?
>>34932836That's actually interesting. If she was male you would call her bara, although barafags will want to kill you and tell you how stupid you are to use it as a description of a bodytype even if 100% of their images depict bear-like thicc man. A female version of bara does not exist. So there is actually a need for a new word, I will adept strongthicc for myself for now.
See babe, this is that book I've been reading. Fallout Equestria Project Horizons.I'm leaving you for Blackjack, by the way.
>>34933636I guess it's technically just part of the premise if you really want to split hairs over itThe whole deal with the zebra war is just retarded
>>34934802True.Fallout's war started because of resource shortages, MLP's war started because Zebra "Pirates" kept kidnapping innocent civilians and killing their rescuers while Zebraland's moustache-twirling leader tried to call Celestia and pals the baddies for being heroes.Fallout Equestria's Zebras are literally worth less than niggers. And that's a fucking accomplishment!
>>34928833Oh, the horror. Someone worthless and unimportant on an anonymous message board called me a twat.That hurts my self esteem sooooo much.
>>34934987>Fallout's war started because of resource shortages, MLP's war started because Zebra "Pirates" kept kidnapping innocent civilians and killing their rescuersErm, wrong. The tensions between Equestria and the zebras started with resource shortages as well. The zebras had coal, the ponies gemstones. Both resources ran low after a while which created scarcity, and therefore enmity. The hostage part and the wonderbolt disaster were just the last straw in a longer chain of events.
>>34935472Don't forget the 'stars' stuff too. 4 stars of evil, 4 god of chaos? Warhammer reference right?
>>34935698I personally can't see that link to be honest. Discord and Chaos were no major topics in the fic because it was largely written before S2 came out. One of the very late chapters, I think during the battle of the cathedral, briefly mentions Discord as a side note which was never taken up again though.
>>34935472Ermmm, right, actually.At no point in the entire Fallout Equestria story do we see anything other than Zebras being absolute shit.That caused the war. Not ponies lacking a resource they could easily do without, and weren't shown to be willing to kill over.Honestly, mongoloid, drop the smugness. You love a shit story, and you have shit taste.
>>34935472>>34936478The ponies are implied to have invaded the zebra's lands for their coal, but even when the ponies are killing them and taking their shit, it's still the zebras' fault for being greedy and raising their prices. Ultimately, it's a whine about energy independence and trade.Kkat tries to claim it's a nuanced tale of misunderstandings, but it doesn't hold up when one side is always right and the other is always insane, awful, and objectively wrong about everything.
>>34935780No? Well,the company who betrayed Equestria and who planted the bombs right in the heart of the cities named "Four stars", like 4 god of chaos,who live in distant void of space. Tbh, it's a stupid theory but i like Lovecraft's works and warhammer. The idea that something evil live in the distant void is interresting
>>34937548>Well,the company who betrayed Equestria and who planted the bombs right in the heart of the cities named "Four stars"Yes, and there is an in-universe reason for it.
>>34929266it could be a half million words of a filly born in this world, going on an adventure across the land, uniting unlikely ponies, forming alliances and then eventually finding a time machine and being sent into the past to prevent her future
>>34936478>At no point do ponies blame themselvesWell jeez, anon, I wonder who would go and blame themselves in a time of war? In a time where you have a government that's actively looking for anyone willing to say things like this to make them disappear? And won't allow books/pamplets that say anything other than ponies = good, zebras = bad?What about the whole Steelhooves Canterlot arc?Hmmmm...
>>34938929>well maybe if you want to see nuance in this story, you should ignore what is canonically stated, pretend you're being lied to, and replace bad writing with "better" headcanon! You ever think about that, smart guy?God you're an idiot.What's next, are you going to tell me you think Twilight and Fifty Shades are complex love stories because you headcanonned away all the bullshit in those stories, too?Stop talking to me, you sad little clown. Or put your money where your mouth is and write the "quality literature" version of FE that exists inside your head.
>>34936625Remember when Zebras sent adult soldiers into a pony school to sandy hook absolutely every teacher and student there, just because two idiot zebras fleeing Equestria got shot for trying to sneak across the border?Remember how there are no equivalent atrocities on the pony side, and we don't hear about any "Ponies raided the biggest diamond-mining down, Pinstripe, stole billions of dollars of diamonds like a bunch of bloody pirates, and fucked off back to Equestria. Celestia is quoted as smugly stating that these pirates are just as affiliated with Equestria as those Wonderbolt and civilian-killing Zebra pirates are affiliated with Zebra" events because they never canonically happened?What's stupid is that it's easier to clone a character's soul (without them noticing) and split it up and put them into mass-produced minifigures...than it is to magically duplicate coal/diamondsOr figure out a way to turn rubies and emeralds into diamonds.Or mind-control one Zebra diamond-mine owner into working with ponies, or drug him with a mind-control potion/love potion/wantitneedit spelland at no point does realism hit and result in the rise of blood diamond warlords with child soldiers, even though diamonds actually have value in the Fallout Equestria universe and it's not just some jew company scamming the US into thinking wedding rings need diamonds to count.Fallout Equestria has absolutely shit worldbuilding.Enchanted items literally allow any race to use magic. Potions do the same but not as effectively since potions require specific ingredients for each effect while all an enchanter needs is an item, a gem, and knowledge of the right enchantment. You can't unbrew a potion to get its ingredients back, but you can probably disenchant an item.Every race on Planet Equestria should want Zebras to quit their greedy bullshit and give diamonds to their betters if it means getting to wear Flight Boots and Invisibility Cloaks and intelligence-boosting hats.
>>34939219On what grounds do you dispute my argument? What actual points do you have to back up your opinion? Because your opinion sounds shit.>Ministry of Morale always searching for zebra sympathisers to put them in jail>Ministry of Image always making sure everything released is pro-pony & pro-Equestria>"HUUUUUUUUR, THERE'S NOBODY BLAMING THE PONIES OF EQUESTRIA SO ITS SHIT"
>>34939245You are telling me that I need to ignore what the story outright states, and believe in your headcanon instead.You are telling me that I cannot judge the story on its own merits, and must instead mirror your opinion exactly, even though you're only able to have this opinion thanks to your headcanons.You have "rationalized" and "bargained" away the terrible writing within this story, by excusing it with battered wife-tier justifications.>"Just because we've never seen evidence that I'm right, it doesn't mean I'm not! Now prove my positive claim wrong, loser!"You are a depressingly pathetic individual. I've heard better justifications for bad writing from EA and Fallout 4/76 fanboys. It's a good thing this is an anonymous message board and you don't have a "Username", eh? Otherwise you would never live down embarassing yourself like this.Fortunately this means you can shut your mouth and keep your hands still for a few hours, and then resume posting a while later. And nobody will know that it's still you. Which is good. If I was you, I wouldn't want anyone to know it.
>>34939305Holy shit, I thought I was autistic. You need to go throw yourself off of a building, m8.
>>34939305>MFW seeing how much SEETHE there is in your post
>>34939305Nice non argument, faglord. You better watch out bro, you just posted cringe. Your social score is gonna plunge.
>>34938010Didn't know that. Can't believe i never saw that.
>>34940123I thought it was mentioned once in the text as well.
>>34794315My wife Littlepip is so cute when she gets angry.
>>34940995But Pip is a dyke.
>>34941733Is it so hard to find a mare who is into a conventional relationship?
>>34816551That's a good stallion.
>>34939305Hey, fuckhead, did you ever even read the story? Can you tell me what each ministry did? Can you tell me what the focus of the story was? No?You are the pathetic one out of you two.
>>34942607Just chill the fuck out, write a better story, and come back with a plot that's not a shitty anime crossover
>>34942607>>34939319>>34939465I don't know why you're still talking, when you are so obviously wrong.You are telling me I can't judge a story based on what's in the story?That's what I'm doing.But you're a faggot, with very low standards.You imagine things in the story that just aren't there. You imagine depth that just isn't there.Words can't describe how pathetic that is.Not even Twilight (vampire novels) fangirls will say I need to imagine a better story into their story before I can judge it properly.Can you imagine me behind you? Do that, and then imagine me using magic to remove your irrational love of this terrible fanfiction and fix your mental disorder. If you do that, you will be able to move on with your life.
>>34939330oh hey, this post exists too.Ten bucks says it's the same guy.I guess if you're going to pretend your favourite fanfiction is good, it means you're able to pretend I'm angry when I explain to you why you're such a sad thing.Oh, well. You're incurable.
Wtf is happening ? Chill guys
>>34945341A pegasi cutting wood? Strange
>>34946429Why does she look like she's going to rip my head off any second?
>>34939240>Remember when Zebras sent adult soldiers into a pony school to sandy hook absolutely every teacher and student there, just because two idiot zebras fleeing Equestria got shot for trying to sneak across the border?Oh, no, the Littlehorn Massacre is better than that.Nine years into the war a convoy of covered wagons with a zebra military escort rolls up to Luna's school, which is built way the fuck in the middle of nowhere, with the closest settlements being friendly zebra tribes who live a day's travel away. None of the ponies who live and work at this remote school whose only neighbors are zebra speak zebra and none of the zebra speak pony, so they panic, activate the automated defense system, and blow the convoy up. Surprise! The wagons turn out to be full of women and children, because they were refugees from the tribes that lived nearby who were fleeing from the war. Then a zebra assassin who was part of the convoy uses his stealth cloak to suicide-bomb the school with pink cloud to avenge his family, killing everyone.There really isn't any part of this that isn't awful, from its setup to its implications. Within and without, it just gets worse the more you think it over.
>>34947011Tragic. After this the war should have stopped but no, zebras went full retard with "stars and shit"
>no Littlepip gf
>>34949802It's going to be a hard job to gain her trust and affection, Anon.
>>34949868All you've got to do is tell her she's a good person. That's pretty much the whole of it.
>>34950038And you've got to break her fixation to mares.
>>34949802>the pone is rubbing her ass on the carpet againI think we need to get her checked for worms.
>>34950582She's been asking me to scratch her ponut with my mouth. Should I be worried?
>>34947011Wow. Am I having a fucking stroke?Why weren't the Zebras dosed up on "Speak any language" potion while in pony territory mid-war? Are none of them taught to speak Pony in Zebra boot camp?Why did they take military troops and wagons onto Equestrian soil nine years into a war?Why would they take Zebra women/children to a pony school for fucking Unicorns, and not to any nearby Zebra towns in Equestria, or to some docks so they can escape back to Zebrica?Why the fuck are there Zebra towns in Equestria while these races are at war? Is Equestria getting "Culturally Enriched" in the middle of the war like fucking London and Sweden?Why did that one assassin have a building-destroying amount of Pink Cloud with him?Christ, this is even worse than I thought.>>34945328I like chilling too, I wish logic-fearing faggots knew how to chill. Unfortunately their identity is based solely on the media they consoom, so they can't allow people to critique nu-Star Wars, nu-Star Trek, nu-Marvel, nu-Pokemon, Fallout Equestria, and so on.
>>34950739The thing you're missing is that Kkat and Fallout: Equestria agree with you.
>when you actually get into Stable 99
>>34951787>Get intoYou must be really fucking desperate if you even want to go there as a male.
>>34952496Must be better than the wasteland, right?
>>34952785You're literally selling yourself into slavery. Sure, you might get to fuck more mares than you could otherwise, but they'll just turn you into an asset with no say in anything whatsoever. Oh, and I have bad news for you if you're older than 20.You'll get euthanized and thrown into the bio recycler on the spot.
>>34952830>it's possible that BJ send her father to the grinder.
>>34953274Was there a scene where they threw a pony in?
>>34951787"Shalom, you have illegally entered Stable 99. Please come with me for processing."
>>34953456I think there were all kinds of nasty things going on after the Stable got infected with the raider disease. But I don't remember any details.>>34954235>ShalomBloody hell, even someone as fucked up as Blackjack isn't a banknegro.
>>34954235>ywn eat Blackjack out
>>34954235Please define 'processing'.
>>34952785No, life in one of Sunrise Stardust's settlements is better than life in the Wasteland.He gives you a job and you do it if you don't want to get thrown out. But aside from that, life is great! Weird and amazing pre-war food gets made by ponies with Cutie Marks in cooking, not in something normal like killing.Isn't that insane?
>>34954760>Sunrise Stardust's settlements is better than life in the Wasteland.We were talking about Stable 99 though. Not some settlement in the wastes.
>turning 20 tomorrowT-time for one last ciggy...
>>34955705Not sure if glimsticks are allowed in Stable 99 in the first place.
nourishing wasteland rations bump
>>34956191I second that.
Somehow we always return to Stable 99 as a topic.So let's try something else. Assuming it would be possible to realize, how much would have to change about the place for you to be ready to move in there?
>>34954819Well sure, but a Stable can only ever get so big before it starts killing off its ponies and limiting their birth to make room.Stables are stopgap solutions. Not a long-term fix for the Wasteland problem.
>>34958038Literally just don't kill the stallions, everything else is cool.
>tfw radioactive water
>>34958437You'd still be held in slavery as a glorified sperm bank and pleasure tool though. Mares may technically not be allowed to physically harm you, but that rule doesn't do much when it's the mares and only the mares who make the rules. Are you fine with that?
>>34959238You fine with eating ass all day?
>>34959784>>34959410Yes and yes
>>34959410Don't bother, slavefags have an absurdly romanticized idea about what being mistreated by a woman/her gynocentric society is like.They would literally allow a woman to kick them in the nuts every day, because "At least she's touching my dick now! Later, virgins!"Or rather, they like fapping to the idea of it. But if a woman actually mistreated them they'd cry foul because "She isn't lovingly dominating me like the raider waifu of my dreams, waaah! I just wanted to give up being a man and get treated like a good man would treat a pretty girl, waaah!"Don't expect to gain anything out of an intellectual discussion with them on the merits of legalizing slavery.They fantasize about being taken and dominated by other men, being reduced to naught but a cum dumpster, property, a sex toy...But they're too cowardly to admit how gay this is.So they imagine the big men fucking them in the shower to be women instead, which makes it okay in their turbo-gay heads.Honestly, they're just lost causes as men. Even feetfags aren't this obnoxious.
>>34821981Go back to Mlpol, I saw you mentioning that shit there.
>>34959976Low-IQ and low-test post
>>34960808>not wanting to be a slave equals low IQAre you a Swede, mayhaps?
>>34959976>They would literally allow a [mare] to kick them in the nutsI imagine a little bit of rough play like this can be quite hot, but it has to be consensual and done in moderation. But hey, I'd only be fine with it in an even relationship. Slavery and permadoms are cancer.
>>34959976>y-you want to fuck women so you must be gayTerminally retarded
>>34863667>Mare works in small town as blacksmith >messes with the wrong ponies>given ultimatum>goes on quest >fic is super deadUPDATE IT YOU FAGGOT
>>34961991If you're willing to sell yourself into slavery for sex, you have some severe mental problems, dude.
What's in the box, Littlepip?
>>34963404A new thread. Someone?Seriosly, little Pip is such a marelet
>>34964384I'd be up to another round of wasteland pones.
>New bread when?
>>34961991no u >>34961453never thought i'd agree with a cock and ball torture fan>>34963093Thank you for not being retarded, new friend!