>”You’ve got to be kidding! They’ve sent a HUMAN to stop us!?”
>>34575111*sperms all over the filly*
>"I'm just the diversion.">Shoots self in the head
>>34575111aren't you part human yourself, you big buff red asshole?
>>34575153Don't be crazy, Tirek is half Centuar, half Minotaur. He's the world's first Taurtaur.
>>34575111Who said anything about stopping you? I'm here to help you defeat the unpure races and bring Equestria back to it's pure heritage. Think about it, you'd all win if we work together. Cozy could still lead Equestria, Teirk would be able to drain the nonpony races, Chrysalis could keep the rebels as love generators.
>>34575111I mean there's no magical juice for tirec to suck, no magical dependency for tirec to give me, no love for chrysalis, and a high manipulation resistance. What are you gonna do about it?
>>34575111"You see, I don't have any magic to drain, I can see through layers of your silly bullshit and I don't love anyone. I'm here to tell you one thing - leave these pony fuckers alone, let's hang out or something, wait several years and come back. With five alicorns and one fag of chaos they'll kill each other soon, and then you'll conquer Equestria with no effort."
>>34575237>High manipulation resistance>To adorable fillyWut
>>34575194Pretty based. Divide and conquer, then puppet the remaining authorities so the Empire of Humanity may have an endless amount of resources and magical subjects, to attempt a reverse engineered device that will prove to be the next super-weapon.
>>34575237Crush your head, probably.
>>34575187Are Minotaurs allergic to him?
>>34575111"Uh... So you guys didn't order this pizza? Shit, well seeing as I've been the butt of some dickhead's practical joke you may as well just keep the damn thing."Pro tip: The Pizza is poisoned.
>>34575111I’m no humanhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VhDRzaJd8HU
>>34575111I'm afraid I may have visited the mirror pool and now you're outnumbered.
>>34575111>It didn't have to be like this.
>>34575491If there was a crowd of Ponies in front of the three villains, and Twilight was on the other side, how would they defend themselves?
>>34575491He can't keep getting away with it!
>>34575111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j05hzwQf8pAthe small pink one that says GOLLY has been kept as a pet. too adorable. her frustration only makes her more adorable.
>>34575111Guys they are going to turn you to stonebut if it a fight you want, my friend here can give it too you
>>34575111They sent a human. This human.
>>34575293Return Equestria to it's roots. The princesses have been corrupted by discord's influence and must be recleansed.
BEHOLD my halloween costume!
>>34576080That's a sick fuckin warhound.
>>34575111>proceeds to pour oil to the ground>inb4 us army cums
>>34575111*fortnite dances @ u*
>>34575111>heavy metal starts playing
>>34575111"Look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems..."
>>34576628The story that's from sucked mad dick.
>>34576622Wait, is his shotgun canon that small? I always thought it was bigger and had a future shell like 40g or something.
>>34577331Looks like a 10 or 12 gauge.
>>34577346Yeah it does now, but I had some weird idea of it using sone future shells or something. Not just a 12g sawed off.
>>34575111A human in Equestria wouldn’t stand a chance. Human/anon in Equestria is all supremely cringe and disgusting I’d rather turn into a cute pony and become Chrysalis’ Sex Slave
>>34577603After the first punch, the rest will listen to what ever Saitama says.
>>34576212I'm honestly curious what they used to make that
>>34575111But can you stop a PS90?
>>34577594THISEquestria is for PONIES
>>34576212Get out, CIA.You're on the wrong board.
>>34575111>You laugh now>Just wait till you see what's up my ass
>>34575111Oh, you guys don’t know? I’m the most evil creature of them all. https://youtu.be/Hm1fDwlFqao
twilight I don't think the spell is working
>>34575111I'm just here for bugs and golly.You two ever had HMD?