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>"The only true failure is forgetting the pioneer spirit! And staying far away from challenging the hardships!"
>"There is no such thing as failure in this race!"
>"There are only adventurers!"

Whether it is the first edition or the 100th one, the spirit of this thread carries on!

This is the /jojo/ thread!

Ever wanted to concentrate your autism by mixing colorful magic horses and high school girls with posing, rock references and bizarre superpowers? Here's your chance to do it vicariously, through characters who totally aren't self-inserts, we swear!

Previous Thread:

Discord: https://discord.gg/htPXJ5r
Don't be afraid to ask for the link again if it expires.

Story archive: https://pastebin.com/k1qPevEU

Thread archives:
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If you're in the mood for some Stand-Makery, we got a Stand Generator at the ready (good for free bumps too):
https://en.shindanmaker.com/672391 (results change every day)

If you like to see abilities quantified or just like cool graphs, try out the Stat Graph Generator to go with your new ghost buddy:

If one becomes a Stand User, at least once in his life will dream of being the strongest alive.
The ALL-STAR is the absolute winner!
What's so wrong with a little competition?

Here comes a new ALL-STAR BATTLE!

>List of generated stands (not up to date): https://pastebin.com/Cna1bVBL

>LoodStandAnon's Lewd Stands: https://pastebin.com/XgxjwV62

>Pick a Stand from any of these threads and make 'em clash like a pair of action figures!
>Example: Anonymous with [Saturn's Children] vs. [BLACKRACERS] Applejack.
>You don't even need a 1v1. Make it a team battle! A battle royale! A 3-on-1! 4-on-1! The world is your blue oyster!
>Or if a fight isn't your style, make a conflict that needs resolving.
>Example: Spike can't figure out why ponies begin to go missing every time something gets [OPEN]. He seems unaffected for the moment. Can he solve this on his own?

You want previous ASBs? WE GOT EM!
>Four Anons prove their mettle:
>Three Pinkies strut their stuff:
>Two swordsmen collide:
>A group of Stand Users come together to save the world:

Can a group of autists match blows with the Joestars?
>Jonathan vs.「FIRE IN THE CHURCH」
>Giorno Giovanna VS Erich Rammstein
>Jolyne Cujoh Vs.「SATURN'S CHILDREN」
>Care Root Vs. Gappy

Write on and 「STAND PROUD!」
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And now, a short CYOA to get things in the mood.

>"The saying goes that 'something' cannot be born from 'nothing'"
>You recall the soft rocking of Old Gramps Mous' chair.
>"But I don't think that applies to everything."
>He used to ramble on and on while you tended to the horses.
>"Sure, the most precious things come when you put [effort]. Only then you are able to get a proportional [reward]"
>Gramps loved his horses.
>He loved his farm and his family.
>And even though he didn't say it out loud, he loved when others recognized him for his work.
>"But there is [one thing], listen closely, there is [one thing] that is the opposite."
>You had never seen Gramps become so serious before.
>"There is one thing that appears from 'nothing' and you have to do a great amount of 'somethings' to keep it."
>He was so serious about it that, you could swear on it, the air rumbled when he told you about it.
>"That thing is..."
>You wake up with a jolt.
>Or rather, your body attempts to move but isn't able to do so.
>There is something heavy on top of you, but you also feel too sluggish to get it off.
>"Oh? he seems to be waking up!" you hear someone say.
>"Now, don't let him get away," a similar sounding voice says," at least not until he has repaid what he owes."
>What could they-
>You know those voices.
>Just as you realize this, you feel the pull of something metallic on your teeth.

What to do?
>Try to scream for help.
>Push away the man on top of you.
>Give Up.
A post ending in odd numbers will decide what to do.
And if you get dubs or higher trips you get to add something to that choice!


Im on part 8 now
All I have to say is SBR is probably my favorite part
Cool songs and motifs for a man that won't reach the truth.
>Thr only being truly worthy of the arrow.
A classic.
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>Push away the man on top of you.
Try to punch him in the face or bash his skull with something.
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>The man on top of you grunts while doing his best to pull out your molar.
>His knee is in you gut and his other foot is stepping right on your face.
>You try to explore your vicinity with your hands but they don't respond as well as you want.
>Shoot, this is the last time you accept a drink from those dastardly scheming brothers.
>They like to take advantage of you only beca-
>You feel it!
>Something just rolled over to your hand!
>You squirm your fingers until-
>You got it!
>Just as you feel the guy on top of you pull the hardest, you bash the back of his head!
>The guy on top of you falls to the side.
>"Well, well, well. It seems lil' Anon thinks he is too good to pay us what he owes."
>You hear a matching set of footsteps coming your way.
>"Oh we can't allow that can't we dear brother o' mine?"
>You think you are regaining your feeling in-
>Two boots kick you hard in the ribs.
>"We can make this a lot harder for you boy."
>Two boots stomp on your face repeatedly in perfect synchrony.
>"So you better fess up and tell us where is our-"
>A gunshot resounds over the Saloon.
>>"I thought I was pretty clear when I told you pair of snakes to not make any trouble in MY town."
>"Why, Sheriff Silver Star we were only playing around with our friend."
>"Yes! There is no need for the law to get involved in a friendly dispute!"
>You hear the sheriff growl.
>"But if you insist then we will humbly step away from your town."
>The stomping stops.
>The siblings step away from you and begin to leave.
>"That is to say..."
>"Until this afternoon of course."
>You hate it when they complete each other sentences.
>"See you later..."
>"lil' Anon"
>It makes your blood boil.
>You wait until you can't hear his footsteps any longer and only then make an effort to sit.
>>"You okay there son?"
"Well, I'm beginning to feel pain again in my body... so I guess I'm good."
>The sheriff sighs at your response.
>>"You are as tough as your gramps boy."
>It didn't take long for the Saloon to get clean an proper and for its usual patrons to get in.
>The sheriff also had the croon that was pulling at your teeth in a cell in no time.
>>"So you are having trouble with Flim and Flam."
"That's the only kind of interaction one could get with those two."
>You down the glass the sheriff was kind enough to pay for you.
"But it is nothing I can't deal with."
>You try to leave discreetly, but the sheriff blocks your way.
>>"Don't try to fool me kid. This is clearly more than you can bite."
"Oh yeah? What makes you think that?"
>>"Kid, I found you in a Saloon naked with two grown men dancing on top of you."
>Huh... you thought it was just a breezie day.
>>"I've heard about what happened to your place."
>You still remember that night.
>The fire had already engulfed your room by the time you realized what was happening.
>You had to jump out from the attic's window to escape.
>>"- let those two keep taking everything you have." Silver Star continued over your thoughts.
"I'm sorry. But this is a family matter and I can't let anyone else become a part of it."
>You turn around and march decisively towards the exit.
>>"Would it kill you to at least accept a pair of pants?"
"That I can do."

>You wander around the stables, this time clothed.
>"Sorry kid, but I can't sel you any of my horses for less than $100."
>"I can't even sell you a bushel of wheat for that."
>"Flim and Flam told me about you. I can't let you near any of my horses."
>This is hopeless.
>You knew it was a longshot, but no one was willing to lend you a horse even if you worked for them for a month.
>You remembered the 'plan' you came up with to get out of your problem.
>Step 1: Acquire a horse.
>Step 2: Enter into the derby.
>Step 3: Get a lot of cash.
>Yes, it was far fetched considering everyone here knew Flim and Flam had every single jockey under their fingers.
>You don't know how they do it.
>But it seems they are able to get dirt on everyone.
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>...even Gramps.
>You look around or whomever is calling you.
>"Over here!"
"Who is-WAH!"
>You jump back at the sight of the man creeping next to you.
>He is dressed in a way you've never seen before.
>Almost as if he tried to mesh a bunch of different things into one.
>He has graying hair neatly tied up in a ponytail, and bushy eyebrows and a messy beard that contrasted heavily with it.
>He is giving you a huge grin, with a fang that doesn't seem human, his yellow eyes piercing your soul.
>He looks so... bizarre.
>"You wouldn't happen to be of the Mous family, right?"
>Your first thought is to bolt out of here, but you have the weird impression that you can't escape from this man.
>"Oh, what am I saying, with a skin so green you MUST be one."
"D-did Flim and Flam sent you?"
>You don't feel exactly relieved about this.
>"I don't know who you think sent me here, but that doesn't matter."
>He lifts you in the air with his bare hands as easily as if he were lifting a newborn.
>"What really matters here is that you can help me find Anonim!"
"M-my grampa?"
>"Oh so you really are related to him! Let' waste no time and go meet him!"
"H-he died a week ago."
>The man lets you out from his grasp and you fall unceremoniously to the ground.
>"He died?"
"Yeah. The house burned down while he was asleep. It's just me now."
>The bizarre man strokes his beard deep in thought.
>The look in his eyes is not what you expected.
>Your Gramps was a well know man around here.
>When people heard about his demise you saw them become sad, or even give you a look fo pity.
>But this man looks deeply... upset.
"I take it... you knew each other?"
>"He was... a true friend."
>You decide not to pry any further.
>"You said you were his grandson."
"I'm Anon."
>You reach out to shake his hand.
>The man looks at you, measuring you from head to toe.
>"I guess... you'll have to do."
>"Follow me kid. I have something for you."
>You follow the man a long way outside of town.
>As far as the eye can see there is only sand, rocks and cacti.
"Are you sure you want to go this way? If we go any further we might run into indian territory."
>The man doesn't react to your warning.
>The sun is blazing right on top of your heads right now.
>You should thank the sheriff for the clothes next time you see him.
>Otherwise your behind might be cooking right now if it weren't for his kindness.
>Why, when you really think about it following this man you just met into god knows where might not have been the most sensible idea.
>This man...
>This man...
"Come to think of it, I didn't catch your name."
>"My name? Mmmm." he stops abruptly, stroking his beard in deep thought.
>Was that such a difficult question?
>"My name isn't something I go around telling to anybody who asks."
>"But you are Anonim's grandson, so I guess I can tell you... provided of course that this remains between us."
"I'm not so sure anymo-"
>The man shuts you up with one of his boney fingers.
>He looks around a couple of times, and only when he is absolutely sure he isn't being observed, he comes face to face with you and whispers slowly.
>"Joe Mama"
>You aren't sure how to-
>"I'M JUST KIDDING!" he laughs out loud while merrily palming your back.
>"You can just call me Discord." he says while wiping away some tears.
"Sure. Discord."
>You don't know how your Gramps became acquainted with this fellow, but you sure as heck don't share his sense of humor.
"You know, for a moment there I thought your had the name of a wanted person or something."
>"I have."
>"The part about not going around telling my name was true. And I expect you to keep that advice or else..."
>He lingers on that sentence.
"...or else what?"
>"Oh look! We've arrived!" he says while pointing to a rundown cabin.
>He dashes towards it, leaving you dumbfounded on how you didn't notice it before.
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>It takes you a few seconds to regain your wits and follow him.
>By the time you reach him, he is waiting for you with a hand holding the doorknob.
>"Before we continue, it would be better if I told you a bit more about your grandpa and me."
"Can't we do it inside?"
>"No. It is absolutely imperative that we do this before we go inside."
"Fine. I've followed you this far, might as well hear the whole thing."
>"You see, a long time ago I was a-OH SHIT A RATTLESNAKE!"
>Before you can turn around and see, he has already locked himself up inside of the cabin.
"Oh come on!"
>You can't believe this guy.
>You hear the rattling coming closer.
>Without losing composure you turn around and kick a small rock near the snake.
>The snake slithers away from it, following its trajectory until it crashes against a group of stones.
>From under it, a few mice jump out.
>The snake, having found its prey, slither away from the cabin.
>"Well, I've be darned. You really are hs grandson." you hear Discord say from behind the door, peeking through a hole.
"I know my way around animals."
>You had already noticed the snake's trail in the sand and the mice droppings near those stones.
>This wasn't your first time in the desert after all.
>"That alone gives you a passing grade."
>He still doesn't open the door.
"Isn't that enough?"
>"As I was saying, a long time ago-"
"This again?"
>"-I was in a... let's say 'dire situation', but your grandad managed to help me out of it. So, since Discord doesn't allow such a good deed to go unrewarded, I decided to give him something in return."
"We had to come all this way for you to tell me this?"
>"Of course we had! Here is where I keep them!"
>Before you could voice your concern, Discord opens the door and pulls you inside.
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>The place would be shrouded in darkness if it weren't for the thin rays of sunlight coming between the wooden planks.
>"You see, it took me a while to find it. Something so amazing that is equal to saving the marvel that is me."
"How modest."
>"Thank you, I know. I almost thought I wouldn't pull it off, but it wasn't until recently that I came across these. the rarest of their kind."
>You are sure Discord could make a fortune selling snake oil with all the big words he's been using.
>But as he lights up a gas lantern your doubts about him clear away.
>They are all the way in the back of the cabin.
>Chained up so that they can't get away.
>You had seen a lot of ponies when you worked with Gramps, but none as colorful as them.
>The one on the left was deep orange with a blonde mane.
>The one in the middle was of a light blue like the sky and it's mane must have as many colors as a crayon box.
>You can't help yourself and take a few steps closer to them.
>They seem to notice you almost immediately.
>The blonde one glares at you intensely while huffing from its nostrils.
>The other looks at you... and then turns around and lays lazily on the floor.
>You could swear it is trying to ignore you to look cool.
>But that would be silly.
>"What do you say? I bet you have never seen any other horse like them."
>You can say that again.
>They appear to be branded, although you don't recognize the marks.
>Apples and... a stormy cloud?
>They are even colored.
>"So... which are you going to choose?"
"You are giving them to me?"
>"Only one!" That is enough to repay the favor!"
>This is... actually too good to be true.
>"What's it going to be boy? The one with the apples or the rainbow one?"
"What about the other one?"
>You point to a trembling lump covered by a blanket.
>When you do so, a long and pink mane retracts from under it.
>"Oh yeah... that one might be too dangerous to handle even for you... but if you so choose it I wouldn't mind it."
Which Pony should Anon choose?

>The angry orange and blond one.
>The cool cyan and rainbow one.
>The one hiding under a blanket.

A post ending in an even number will be the chosen vote.
But dubs and higher trips can overrule it.
>The one hiding under a blanket
>The angry orange and blond one.
Go with Applejack!
AJ for the win!
>The one hiding under a blanket
Choose the shy one.
Choose Fluttershy bro.
Don't settle for the rest.
Choose the best pony.
>Applejack is aggressive towards Anon
Pick that one!
Pick the angry orange and blond one
We have a winner!
I'm continuing the story in a few hours.
>tfw best pony wins.
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>tfw you DON'T live long enough and still become part of the villain.
Did Jonathan had the roughest destiny out of all the Jojo?
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Bumping for cowboy anon
A late review of the latest manga chapter.
>mfw Tsurugi's disease finally starts to kill him.
Still not as bad as the villains like [Not the bad guy] proves in his newest video.
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It really sucks to be Diavolo.
>Stand Name: [I'm Loving It]
>Ability: It increases fat.
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Phantom BUMP
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i still have no idea what JoJo is about other than people wear flamboyant outfits and fight each other in it.

and the reddit response to that might be "XD that's pretty much it!" so i said it first.
If you like action and music references then you should consider watching it.
Is Jojo lowkey an animu for boomers?
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Uuuuuuuhhhhh sure.
But it can be enjoyed by everyone.
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Sorry for not updating the Cowboy Anon CYOA, but IRL stuff has been keeping me from it.
I'll try to get better and continue the story as soon as I can.
BUMP Tendency
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BUMP Crusaders
Mamezuku impersonator against the Comic Book Resources.
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>But what if... Jojo was rebooted into a part 3.5 web series?
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>The cyan one seems too lazy.
>And the other... you don't think you can do much with it if it only wants to hide.
>You step closer to them.
>But this pony...
>The way it's green eyes look at you.
"So much passion and not even a shred of fear."
>Somehow, they feel nostalgic.
>No. This isn't the time to get sentimental.
>You have to seize the opportunity with this... pony?
"This isn't a pony."
>You have no doubt in your heart about it.
"This is a champion!"
>"I take it you've already made a choice."
>Discord walks towards the pony.
>You don't know from where but he already had a bridle in his hand.
>"Now, I'm sure you noticed these ponies are a smaller type of breed than the ones most are accustomed to," the pony sees taken aback while he forces the bridle around its muzzle," so it shouldn't come as a surprise if you need to have a saddle custom made for it."
>Despite the attempts from the pony to trash away, Discord managed to place the bridle with no problems.
>"This here girl is mighty stubborn, so I'd advise you take some precautions as to not get hurt."
"I've worked with horses bigger than me since I was a kid. I can handle a little pony."
>Discord smirks at your words.
>"I'll hold on to your word then."
>You hold his lantern while he unties the pony from the straps on the floor.
>"I won't be here for long, but if you need anything from me.."He gets up and turns to you seriously," then don't even bother. Discord doesn't associate with anyone that can trace him back."
>With a push mighty push, he hands you the reins of the pony.
>"You are gonna make your gramps glad."
"What do you mean by that?"
>"Now go!" he exclaims while dramatically opening the front door, "And let the legend come back to life!"
>You and the pony exit the cabin, trying your best to ignore the manic cackling you are leaving behind.
"That man was loonier than a wolf howling during the day."
>You and your new pony are going back towards the town.
"Still, I shouldn't see a gift horses... although you are a pony."
>You chuckle to yourself.
>The orange pony doesn't react to your words.
>You are used to start conversation with the animals you tend after.
>It helps them, as well as you, to form a sort of bond.
>Or at least that's what gramps used to tell you.
>But this pony just looks occasionally to the sides towards the emptiness of desert surrounding you.
"You must still be feeling on edge little girl. That mad man had you all tied up in a cabin in the middle of nowhere without hay or water."
>You feel the slightest tug against you from the reins.
>"But once we win today's race you can have all the ha-AAAAAAAAA"
>The pony breaks into a dash dragging you along!
>She gallops with amazing power, kicking dust and rocks along the way towards your face!
"How come you are so strong!"
>This mare is smaller than your average pony, but she is giving more fight than a workhorse!
>You can't keep holding like this for long, or you might lose your arm or smash your face.
>but you can't let her escape either.
>Without her you have nothing left!

What should Anon do?
>Keep holding from the reins until she gets tired.
>Try to ride the pony.

The post ending in an even number will decide what Anon should do. Dubs can override the choice as well as add their own suggestion to the way their choice is performed.
>Try to ride her
>Keep holding from the reins until she gets tired.
If you can handle being kicked in the face over and over you can do the same with a small animal.
>Try to ride her.
>try to ride the pony.
>Keep holding from the reins until she gets tired.
The pasta sniper from the novel.
>try to ride the pony
>try to ride the pony
>Keep holding from the reins until she gets tired.
>Keep holding from the reins until she gets tired.
>Keep holding from the reins until she gets tired.
Earn her respect!
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The adventure will resume shortly.
BUMP is Unbreakable
i love this image. Get rid of winona though.
She truly is the best little horse.
Steel Apple Run
>that one time jojo and MLP had a crossover.
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The more you know.
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Rammstein's bizarre adventure Chapter 9:
A slippery situation part 2

>Three months go by.
>It seemed that the thefts stopped.
>At least, for the time being.
>The gym is still being rebuilt, but its raised a few questions about what's going on in the school.
>Apparently, this isn't the first time there's been some event in which the school needed to be rebuilt.
>Principal Celestia seemed to have some connections to the Speedwagon Foundation, and she had to use them to try to keep authorities from looking too deep into it.
>You wonder how she realized Stands were involved, but you heard from Applejack that paranormal things happen all the time in Canterlot High.
>Just a year ago, Sunset turned into a demoness and destroyed the entire front of the school in a battle.
>You remember her mentioning something like that previously.
>Celestia must've contacted the Speedwagon Foundation then, too.
>Kept it all hush-hush.
>Perhaps she still doesn't know Stands are involved.

>Which means you've still got time to plan
>You've been growing closer to the girls in your down time.
>You couldn't go to work, nor could you get out much, given the state of your leg.
>So in the meantime, the girls would visit you occasionally.
>Sometimes one on her own, sometimes two or three.
>You would always treat them like a good host.
>The goal, they would reason, was to build trust between you and them.
>They didn't know you as long as Applejack did, after all.
>You occasionally got into arguments with Twilight, but nothing that made you turn hostile towards each other.
>Sunset seems really happy to see you a lot, perhaps appreciating your convictions to your cause.
>In fact, the two of you share a lot of similarities to each other.
>Pinkie is lighthearted and joyful, and you appreciate her efforts to keep your spirits up during your recovery.
>Rainbow seems to sympathize with you a lot, and wants you to recover quickly. She thinks a man with your muscle doesn't deserve to be inactive. She also shares a few tips on maintaining your physique while you're laid out.
>Rarity actually insisted on bringing you food and necessities while you couldn't be on your feet. She also got her fan club to apologize to you directly after she explained the situation.
>They didn't know the guy you were chasing, but they remember seeing his eyes before. They only knew he was a student.
>Fluttershy didn't really come around much, except with friends. She was a wallflower, and though you tried to be a gracious host, she didn't really open up to you.
>You and AJ still hung out, and teased each other a lot. When you could, you played a couple games with her on your computer, since you couldn't really visit her at her farm.
>You start to realize you haven't felt this happy to see people in a long time...

>You had met up with some of the girls at the mall.
>So as to not give them any flak, you came dressed in civvies.
>Black suit with a white button down and red tie.
>And a Homburg on your head for good measure.
>Sitting at the table with you in the chow hall was Rainbow, Pinkie, and Twilight.
>The last of whom you were currently engaged in a debate with, as per usual.
>"...And that is why love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. There's really no such thing as love, because if there was, we wouldn't have any chemical reaction to it."
>You shrug your shoulders, taking a sip of root beer.
"That makes you a hypocrite."
>Twilight looks at you curiously as you put down your drink.
>"How so?"
>You begin speaking, matter-of-factly.
"You trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. If you're going to call into question something like love, and reduce it to nothing more than a series of chemical reactions, you might as well call into question the whole spectrum of human emotions. Anger, fear, comfort, friendship...You believe all of those are merely chemical reactions in your brain? Does the positive reaction towards your friends just amount to a chemical reaction happening inside your mind? If so, then why would you give more value to a friendship with Pinkie, for example, than you would a vial of Californium? If not, then that completely destroys your argument, as you admit there's a deeper connection than a mere chemical reaction in regards to your friends. So why wouldn't the same hold true in regards to love?"

>Twilight merely shakes her head.
>"I've felt love before, though. There's certain guys I'll admit I've...reacted positively to. And I didn't feel any deep connection to them the same way I did my friends."
>You regard Twilight with doubt on your face.
"But that's not love, Twilight. That's a crush. True, a crush can often become love, but a crush is just a simple reaction based on a first impression. Love is more like a flower. If you ignore it, and treat it as a mere decoration, it will wither and die. But if you nurture it, care for it, and give it room to grow, it blossoms into something beautiful. A crush isn't love on it's own, so I daresay that you've never experienced love."
>You smirk.
"But don't worry, you're in good company. Very few people in this world have experienced it. And when you do, you know it."
>Pinkie smiles at you, fluttering her eyelashes.
>"...In the words of Rarity, that was absolutely divine, Ricky. I've never heard anyone describe love quite like that."
>You shift in your chair, a little uncomfortably.
>She's friendly towards everyone, but wasn't that a bit much?
>Twilight clears her throat.
>"Yes, well, As pretty as that sentiment was, I don't think I can take it at face value. There's no real basis from personal experience or anecdotal study that I can draw from to verify your claims. That being said, it sounds as if you've experienced it yourself before, and if that's the case, then I'll concede this one to you. I obviously haven't felt what you felt, therefore it's safe to assume what you had was clearly something worth looking into."
>She offers a handshake, and you smile.
"That's very insightful, Twilight. You're correct. In which case, I'll graciously accept your surrender."
>You take her hand, and with that, the conflict is resolved.

>"Wow, I never knew a fight between two Eggheads would actually be fun to watch."
>Rainbow chimes in, having stayed quiet while you talked with Twilight.
>"It was like you were having a race, but with your brains. Every time I thought someone finished the conversation, the other person spoke to make a point, and pulled ahead! I didn't think a simple conversation could be so fun to watch and listen to!"
>Pinkie gasped with a wide smile on her face.
>"I know exactly what you mean, Dashie! First Twi made a point, and it was like woosh! Woosh! Zooooom! But then Ricky came around the curve and went Errrrrt! Vroooooom! I swear, I could listen to them talk all day!"
>You and the others give Pinkie a confused look.
>"Uh, Pinkie, you know I don't actually mean they were racing, right?"
>Pinkie shrugs nonchalantly, responding with a smile.
>"Yeah, I was just envisioning it as one in my head."
>...well you can't fault her for being imaginative.
>Bust gosh, this silence is awkward.
>You decide to clear your throat.
"Speaking of weak segues into other subjects…"
>You try to think of something else to talk about.
>Your mouth opens without much more thought.
"Have we heard anything about our thief?"
>It's only afterwards you realize that this might not be a subject the girls would want to discuss out in public.
>And judging by the uncomfortable glances, you can tell this might be a misstep.
>Fick dein Leben.

>Scratching your cheek, you sigh.
"Forgive my lack of tact. It's an excuse at this point,but I'm still not good with social situations."
>Twilight raises a hand towards you, signalling to yield.
>"Oh, no, it's nothing that you did, it's just, well…"
>Her words drift away from her, as Pinkie speaks up.
>"Um, Ricky? Are you sure you still want to go after this guy?"
>You give a blank expression.
"Yes, of course."
>Pinkie narrows her eyes.
>"Are you REALLY sure?"
>Is this a test of your resolve?
>How annoying.
"Of course."
>Pinkie gets out of her seat, and leans over the table to stare through you.
>"Are you REALLY REALLY sure?"
>This is trying your patience.
"Of course I'm sure!"
>Pinkie is now on the table, standing on all fours.
"Pinkie, enough!"
>Your outburst causes all the girls to jump back a little.
>You sigh, rubbing your eyes.
"I know what's going on. We've been over this several times. This is a point of personal pride, and clearing the stains on what little reputation I have. I'm going after him, regardless of your assistance."
>Pinkie seems dejected, as she sits on the table with a pouty lip.
>Rainbow speaks up, a bit confrontationally.
>"Rick, look at it from our point of view. You got put in the hospital last time because you were helping us. And now you want to go after him again? This guy is crafty, and you're not invincible. What if something worse happens?"
>You hold up a hand to silence her.
"Then it's my choice that put me there, not yours. And regardless of your concerns for my safety, this degenerate still needs to be brought to Justice. He hides from the law behind his Stand and his trickery. That makes me the only one capable of judging him."
>Rainbow sighs, shaking her head.
>"AJ was right, stubborn as a mule. I can see why you get along with her."
>You nod.
"So tell me. Is there any new information on the thief?"

That's it for this installment of Rammstein's bizarre adventure. As always, feedback and constructive criticism is welcome.
I like that Erich now gets along with the Rainbooms. I like EVEN MORE that the Diamond Dudes apologised to him.
Let's hope Erich manages to accept help and not get played by that thief again.
Want to read about a battle were Mista DOESN'T shoot himself?
Check this out! >>34613831
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Who here can defeat this stand without prep time or being aware of its existence or user?
You can download JoJo's Bizarre Adventure II: Golden Heart, Golden Ring from here

Erich, Apparently. His Stand is attached to him through his own shadow. It would make sense that it would still be in the dream world, since his shadow is in the dream world.
When you shoot yourself so many times that your stand evolves.
New Jojolion, now with more ORA ORAs
What would be the perfect counter/ability for dealing with the main characters from the stories in the thread?
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Gappy is becoming best boi with his resolution.
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Araki delights us with a new expo coming this January.
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How Jolyne could have gotten closer to her father
And tonight we answer the question on everyone's mind.
Who wins in a match between people with punch ghost against purse owners?
Honestly I think if she developed a stand much earlier she'd be very close to her father. I think since she had a stand and knew that he has a price on his head he'd teach her how to use it effectively.
This raises the question, which stand users would be actually good parents?
For argument's sake, feel free to speak about Jojo characters as well as greentext characters.
Josuke would probably be a good dad. Koichi too
I wanna say kakyoin but well there's the problem that I don't think he'd be super attached because his kids might not be able to see HG.
Stands are hereditary tho. There are high chances his kids might also get stands.
>inb4 Jota Kujo and Charmy Green
What about Jolyne? She didn't have a stand from birth
Yeah, but that's cause her mother's filthy normie blood was cockblocking the joestar genes.
Im saying if Kakyoin were to marry a normal girl then he wouldn't be as close to his kids because they can't see HG
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Dude. Let's be real here. JotaroxKakyoin OTP.
Okuyasu would be one hell of a dad.
>inb4 Erich Rammstein's kids would be communists during their rebel phase.
Even worse. They become jewish SJWs that side with everything he hates just to spite him.
They also refuse to learn German and speak in hebrew in his presence.
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I guess one can only judge who is a good parent by seeing the quality of their children.
Forget best parents. Holly is best Joestar period.
And some children needed better parents.

He would make fun of them to no end, knowing they're just doing it to get a rise out of him.

>"It's not a phase, dad! This is who I am!"
"I didn't know I was raising a socken-in-sandalen-trägen, Blockflötengesichten, Gehirnverweigerer."
>"I don't even know what that means!"
"Then maybe you should learn Deutsch."

So you don't have to look up the translation, Erich is calling his child a flute faced, brain dodging idiot who wears socks with sandals.

Basically someone who refuses to use his brain, blows hot air, and has poor taste.
...but who is the mom?
Not Aryanne if they become jewish.
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>"Ich habe keine Kinder!"
What a crazy days

Who indeed...

Well, there's plenty of candidates.
By the way, if this would be Aryanne expressing distate, a better phrasing might be "Ich have nicht Kinder."
Liked the chapter? Now watch the review!
XForts is looking each month more and more like Mamezuku.
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>Equestria Girls Italian edition.
Time Accelerates
Hey guys, part 7 is canon
"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #87
Ted Anderson (w) • Tony Fleecs (a & CVR A) • Sara Richard (CVR B) • Muffy Levy (1:10 RI CVR)

Strap in, sports fans, because it's time for the biggest race in Equestria-the Draytona Breach 500! And where there's a race, there's Rainbow Dash, ready to be trained by the most unlikely of ponies... Big Macintosh?! Meanwhile, a plunderer of ancient antiquities known as Sacks Roamer throws a wrench into the competition when he steals a priceless artifact. It promises to be the fast and the furriest in this brand-new My Little Pony adventure!"
>Sacks Roamer
Is this the worst name yet?
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A cursed image that makes you gay... but if you are here already for the ponies then you don't have to worry.
Torture on a yachty
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>"My name is TJPones."
>"I'm 28 years old."
>"My house is in the Queens section of Westminster, where all the villas are."
>"And I am not married."
>"I work as a shipping manager and I get home every day by 7pm at the latest."
>"I both drink and occasionally smoke."
>"I'm in bed by 2am every night and I make sure to get 3 hours of sleep every night no matter what."
>"After a warm Coke ZERO and doing absolutely no stretches I usually have a lot of trouble sleeping."
>"Just like a 70 year old asthmatic, I wake up every morning with a lot of fatigue and anxiety."
>"I was told at my last check up there a re a lot of problems."
>"What I'm trying to explain is that I am who fails to live a very healthy life."
>"I enjoy conflict, but if I were to fight..."
>"I wouldn't win against anybody."
Why you should watch PART 5.
Refer to this pic >>34653084
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>when your stand literally fucks time.
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Do the shy ones get the stronger stands?
What can they do?
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Quick! A crime against food is about to be made!
What ability do you use to prevent it?
Stop the clock! Beat the shit out of that bug before that "fruit" even touches the delicious meal.
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I have an idea for a story, yet I also have a question.
Do I have to use the stand generator website to create stands for characters, or can I create them myself, provided they are of course fair and balanced?
There are no restrictions on how to write the story besides it being both Jojo and MLP/EQG related.
The generators are there to help you out, but if you want to use your own ideas, then there are no problems with it.
Heck, you can even write about unbalanced OP things if you want.
There are no limits to the fun.
Just have to work on my current fanfic first. It's been 7 months since the last update, and it's high time I get on a schedule.
Thank you, good sir.
Looking forward to it!
>Remember kids, If you see someone so crazy cool in the club, they are most likely stand users or fishes from another dimension.
Dubdubs confirm. Stand users and Sirens both meet at clubs.
The grooviest dancing encounters.
>Bizarre Dancing All Night.
>Stand Name: [Wild Side]
>Ability: The user obtains the characteristics of any animal it chooses. Can only do one animal at a time.
>When a the song that references a Stand User's ability comes up, the owner of said ability has to perform a dance off against someone else.
>Yfw there are almost as many stands as Smash Bros. characters.
What is the current meta?
Star Platinum is still top tier, but some people have begun to use Soft and Wet more frequently. Might see a change in the tiers coming next January
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>inb4 some characters will always be low tier.
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>a bing bing wahoo fighting game has more characters than a manga that's been running since the 80s
the fuck, Sakurai?
Araki did all the characters by himself.
Sakurai gathered his from other games.
Do you know how much work it is to make a fighting game character? There's a reason Them's Fighting Herds only has the mane 6 stand-ins after all this time.
We talking quantity rather than quality here son.
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>Tmw you suspect your foalsitter might not be the same pony as always.
Now I want to hear "This Day Aria" but performed by Kira Yoshikage.
>"This day is going to be perfeeeeeect~"
>inb4 all Changelings are stand users.
While we wait for the Cowboy Anon CYOA to continue, let's talk about Jesus!
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Starlight's Glimmglam Adventure
>every episode is her achieving Heaven and apologizing afterwards
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>Starlight resets the world to become the main character.
>Inmediatelly regrets it when she finds out she has to become likable for it to work.
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Check out the Jojo Hernandez twitter for more pics like this.
This crazy trained beautician is fixing super HOT chicks and basically your fate is rancid. How? ..Just watch the free video!
There's..uhh...there is a lot of porn in there Anon.
Did [Cinderella] change Kira's fate and setup his demise?
What are your thoughts?
>inb4 Aya was the true responsible for Kira's defeat.
Jotaro would be a nice dad, he reminds me of my own father punchy ghost aside.
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Stern Stand User Dad Adventures
How are you sure your dad isn't a stand user?
The power of Dad Rock is nothing to take lightly.
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EQGs are already OP. Is it too crazy to give them stands too?
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>Neigh 2 U!
my sides
If one becomes more autistic, does one also turn into a stronger stand user?
It certainly helps for becoming one.
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The image of a strong stand user.
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but after she is defeated...
The thread's theme
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At what time do the writefags post their stories?
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>tfw your coffee is under attack of an enemy stand
>[Smoke on the Water]
I keked
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I-i can see it too!
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Pick a pone and a part of jojo
How do you think the pone would change that part?
>Phantom Blood

The vampires would have been dealt with way more easily.
>Thing Pone
>Battle Tendency

Can she assimilate the Pillarmen or will she be eaten by them?
Either way, we all lose.
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[Interior Crocodile Alligator]
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Lewd gramps
dutch bump
Joseph's brings sexy's back.
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He is so cool and talented.
Killer man tries to order pizza.
Helping Giorno become a Gang Star!
>Best mangaka lives forever thanks to stone mask.
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>Luchador!Anon has to fight against the beasts of the night using his hamon and lucha skills.
Someone write this please
>José Joaquin is a new student in Canterlot High.
>A mild mannered gentle giant that wants to be away from trouble.
>But when some alumni begin to play with forces beyond their understanding, he will have to fight back the forces of evil while wearing his family heritage...
>The green mask of the luchador "Anonimo"!
Got problems understanding the Joestar Family Tree?
Here is some help.
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When you combine [The World] with [Killer Queen].
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Who is better Josuke or Gappy?
Gappy is getting better with each new chapter.
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Who is the best mommy in Jojo?
Holly is best mom.
But Lisa Lisa is best mommy.
>"My stand can stop time and turn things into bombs. It has no weaknesses!"
>Current Jojo distracts it with a ball of yarn.
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Discussion Idea inspired by this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6hZfCl0n8g:
Gappy and Giorno are both heroic reflections of former villains, from their Stands:
>The song Gold is all about ignoring superficial quality/happiness/etc and reaching for something greater, like Dio desiring to reach "Heaven", and Gold Experience can literally give life, reflecting Dio's goal of immortality
>The song Soft and Wet reflects Kira's sexually motivated murders, and the Stand takes and aspect of something for itself, like Kira's hand fetish
To their origins:
>Giorno and Dio both suffered from abusive fathers and a generally shitty society, BUT Giorno's timely encounter with a mysterious mafioso inspired him to become a better person and improve the world around him
>Kira and Kir8 are both apathetic narcissists who mainly keep to themselves and care little for others BUT Kir8 genuinely cared for his family and was willing to sacrifice his life for someone else (also, Gappy is actively searching for an identity, while Kira attempted to rid himself of his to become another face in the crowd)
Now I ask of you:
What JoJo (or MLP) Villains would you see "hero-ified" if given the chance? How? They don't need to be main antags. Just any villain from either series you can think of. Even Thunder McQueen.
Would Thorax count as Chrysalis heroic version?
I could see it. There's also that Reflections storyline from the comics with an alternate Chrysalis on the cover. Guess I'll read that real quick.
She is only in the background sadly.
Although fans have depicted Mirror!Chrysalis as a loving grandma figure.
>A heroic Thunder McQueen would still have the same ability, but he would probably give talks aimed towards people with depression or suicidal tendencies. Teaching them than there is nothing to gain by following that one way road to hell.
How'd you like that?
That's an interesting way of going about it. I like it!
Last Jojolion of 2019!
>Yasuho spends the holidays being flushed down a toilet.
What a way to end the year!
Someone had to inherit Polnareff's bad luck with toilets.
Read the chapter? Now you can enjoy Xforts last chapter review of the year.
The beauty of the character who grew the most and was the one truly chosen by the corpse parts.
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A toilet stand would be scary.
>[Rabbit Hole]
>Ability: Nightmarish creatures come to our plane through any hole the user has marked. The holes must be in contact with water and feces to work.
That's what I call a shit ability.
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>Scary Monsters but it turns things into ponies.

Who wouldn't want that ability?
Twilight's Stand is named [Magical Mystery Tour] and nothing can change my mind.
What about the other Mane 6 then?
>Turns horse into a pony.
>Becomes a pony itself.
>Turns people and furniture into ponies.
>Gets partially transformed into a pony with hooves or wings or even a horn.

I think this is the most /mlp/ stand one could ask for.
And you don't even need to change the name!
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Is Jojo PC?
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It is very progressive.
>"Whatever nigga."- Anonymous 2019
>tfw you can't decide on a mare for your stand to impregnate.
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>Tfw you die by snakebite
>Doesn't care. Had stand sex.
Here's for everyone to have happy and bizarre holidays!
Happy jojomas!
Mewwwwrrrrrrrrry christmas! And a /mlp/ new year!
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Happy Holidays!
How would "The best gift ever" plot go if you replace the mane 6 for the Joestar family?
>The cross-generational family of Joestars gather at Joseph's state for the holidays.
>Each of them has to get a present for a specific family member, so they try their best to make it as meaningful as possible.
>But there is a strange man going around, and his stand [All I want for Christmas] is sure to make things harder for the Joestars.
>Will they be able to get the right presents or will they have to spend their christmas [RETIRED]?
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[Jingle Bells]
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>"Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level. Coming from my STAND!"
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Is this to lewd for Rarity?
Rarity would sploosh all of Ponyville at the mere thought of being in that situation.
Further proof that DIO is a [POWER BOTTOM]
...which of them is the stand?
The one that is a made up figure.
Well... one is summoned when gathering its corpse parts.
Since the year is ending, let's rank the anime parts!
>All are S rank.
I agree with this video.
Let's get [a e s t h e t i c] in here.
Make a stand based on [v a p o r w a v e].
What does it do and who is its user?
Also, how would a stand change if it became a lo-fi version of itself?
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>[Vaporwave Star Platinum]
>The stand loses the ability to stop time, but is now able to land any attack regardless of range or space.
>[Plastic Love]
>Ability: simplifies things.
Now here is an underrated stand that can do A LOT with the right user.
>turns bizarre situations made by stand users into something more manageable.
>turns difficult to understand stands into simpler versions.
>Can beat [King Crimson]?

This stand might be top tier.
>Stand Name:『ALBUQUERQUE』https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn58OF_lA-Q
>Ability: Forces its victim to constantly ramble
And the award for 2020's most annoying stand goes to... 『ALBUQUERQUE』!
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Happy new year from everyone in /jojo/!
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And in this 2020 I give you all the gift of BESTO WAIFU.
For a year with more vampires, stands users, ponies and destiny bound bloodlines.
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Starting the year by putting Kars in his place.
I hope that's paint
Whatever it was, it isn't thinking no more
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>turns difficult to understand stands into simpler versions.
>Can beat [King Crimson]?
>"Don't have to worry about the sun when you wear shades this Gucci."
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>Ability: The user can change colors around him. The world adapts to these changes as best as it cans.
>Color people green to make them sick.
>Paint purple spots on them to have them been already beaten up.
>Turn the sky black during the morning to fast forward into the night.
>Paint a Cutie Mark the same color of the fur so that the pony loses its talent.

This is could be a very creative/dangerous ability if used correctly.
But which of these stands can win against DIO's army of stand users?

Hard mode: Which can defeat the MLP villains?
Ironically, plastic love could unintentionally make dio infinitely stronger by simplifying the world's time stop and causing the time limit to be removed
That raises an interesting question. How does this "simplify" ability work?
If it depended on the user's perspective, wouldn't it just turn DIO's stand into tje ability to teleport?
It's possible, but a teleporting vampire is only slightly less dangerous than a time stopping one
>Can't be surprised if your vampire can't stop talking.
>Can't be caught if suddenly he turns metallic and his body becomes too heavy to move.

Those three could manage a win if they work together.
>inb4 teleport is one of the most OP powers one could have.
The situation just simply got worse.
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>[Ocean Man]
Is Pinkie Pie bizarre enough to interact with Stands?
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Totally bro.
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>Equestrian Bizarre Girls
Pinkie is a Stand and Gummy is her user.
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The realest character in all of mlp.
Only Pinkie can become friends even with the dead brojos.
DIO is funny because he misses the point.
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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The leader that keeps the team together.
How fitting.
I'm sure Twilight must have some magic that casts zippers.
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Let the sound of Pone take you higher!
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Ponies still have to dominate the concept of cosplay.
They got the expressions right.
Because what is Jojo without memes?
Did Jojo create the concept of memes?
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The same type of Twiggles
>inb4 pics that upset those who know about Jojo.
From a whole horse to a little pony.
How does he fire his stand if he doesn't have fingers?
Stardust Elements
With his dong
Obviously there's a horn under his hat.
The Bizarre Adventure of Three Little Fillies.
>”Glad to see you Applejack. Ah have to say I'm surprised you made it. I'd thought the harvest would've left you too busy.”
>”Ah shucks, Goldie. Ah can't well ignore an ol' mare in need of help. Besides, we could always just double down at the farm after this.”
>Which would cut into your free time, no doubt.
>You and the other Crusaders were hoping to go by the lake for some rest and relaxation, but you guess that plan's shot.
>Between schoolwork, crusader business, and the constant help your sister expects around the farm, it's a small wonder you haven't worked yourself to death yet.
>You are Applebloom, not Rockhoof for cryin' out loud!
>It's been two weeks since the three of you could just hang out and relax, you needed a day off.
>You even chipped in extra at the farm to ensure you got that break.
>Now it looks like all your hard work was for naught.
>You'll never see a lazy day again...
>NO! Don't think that way, Applebloom!
>You're going to get that day off even if you have to work all through the night.
“Mrs. Delicious, what do ya want us to work on?”
>Fortunately you had the right team for the job.
>”Ah, I almost forgot about the littlest member of the family and her closest friends.”
>She gestured a hoof to a room to your right.
>”Jest start taking stuff out of the closet and putting it in the wagon outside; It's all junk anyhow.”
>With the mention of the word 'junk', a certain orange pegasus filly's interest was piqued.
>”Hold on! If we see anything cool, can we keep it?”
>”Now hold yer horses Scoots. Yah can't just ask for a mare's stuff like that! Didn' yer momma ever teach you manners?”
>Now it was Sweetie's turn to pique in.
>”But if she was just going to throw it away, then what's the harm in keeping a few things?”
>”Who said anythin' about throwin' it away? Ah jest said it was junk.”
>You were confused, and judging by your friend's faces so too were they.
>You were just about to apologize when you heard the telltale sound of laughter.
>Looking around, you found it to be none other than Goldie Delicious and your own sister.
>Were they playing some kind of prank on you?
>Was that what this was about?
>You're feelings must have been obvious, because the laughter soon died down and Applejack addressed you.
>”Ah shucks, Applebloom. We didn' mean anything by it. Lighten up a little.
>This time you chuckled.
“That's rich comin' from you.”
>Her sheepish look told you exactly how she felt.
>”Heh heh. Yep, guess it is.”
>”So, does that mean we can?”
>”Of course you Youngins, you can have a few things.”
>”Just don' take everything; we're tryin' to clean her house not dirty ours. Understood?”
>”U huh!”
>”Then stop standin' there and get to gettin'!”
>You needed no further motivation.
>Together, the three of you headed over to the closet and opened the door.
>What you saw inside was almost awe inspiring.
>Piles upon piles upon shelves upon piles of stuff!
>So much stuff...
“An' we have ta clean all of it.”
>”Do Ah hear backtalk?”
“No Applejack, just surprised at how much there is.”
>”Heh. Me too, Applebloom. Me too.”
>”So. How are we going to do this?”
“Pretty obvious to me, Scoots. We carry this stuff to the wagon bit by bit. If we see things we like we'll put 'em aside and store them separately.”
>”And then we have to sort them out when we get back. I almost forget why I agreed to this.”
“Because I helped with your science project that one time.”
>At this, Sweetie chirped in.
>”And my sister's surprise party!”
>Yes Sweetie, that too.
>”I said I 'almost' forgot. Even if I did I wouldn't turn down a friend in need of help. Now let's go!”
>And so the three of you began, inspecting each item before putting it aside or in the wagon.
>You've seen clocks, suitcases, old dresses, and even some books!
>On the one hand you felt like Daring Do going through a forbidden tomb.
>On the other hand..
>”Ugh, there's nothing that looks cool!”
>”Do you think that's why Goldie said we could take some things?”
“Ah doubt it, Sweetie. This floor looks like it hasn't seen the light of day in years.”
>Sadly, you had to agree with Scootaloo; nothing really looked interesting enough to claim despite hours of work.
>Ah well, you weren't here for that anyhow.
>Right as you were about to head back to work, Scootaloo says something that really caught your attention.
>”Hey! What's that?”
>You and Sweetie look towards where she was pointing her hoof, and though at first you couldn't see anything...
“Is that thing made of gold?”
>Sweetie answers.
>”It might be, or it might be something like pyrite.”
>”Pyrite. You know, 'Foal's gold?'”
“Ah thought it was fool's gold.”
>”The terms are used interchangeably, and they both convey ignorance about the true nature of the material.”
>You were about to inquire further, but Scootaloo spoke up before you could.
>”The way I see it, if it isn't gold it still looks awesome. And if it is gold...”
>She didn't speak further on the matter.
>Frankly, she didn't need to.
“Then it's settled. How do we get it down?”
>Sweetie smiled and puffed out her chest with the kind of confidence you'd expect from Rainbow Dash.
>”Do not worry; I can do it!”
>She turned to focus the strange gilded object, and immediately her horn started to glow.
>That didn't worry you.
>Now, her visibly straining to move something so small, that was another story entirely.
“Sweetie? You sure you have it.”
>Her reply was just a bit strained, with her eyes shut tight in concentration.
>”YES. I just...need a bit...more...Celestia's sake! How is it this heavy?!?”
>Maybe it was all the stuff on top of it?
>Stuff that you could see Scootaloo starting to move.
>Stuff that Sweetie couldn't see was being moved.
>Yeah, this could only spell disaster.
“Sweetie, Stop!”
>And she did, but just a little to late.
>For just as you shouted your warning, Scootaloo pushed one of the boxes off of the treasure.
>With Sweetie's magic still pulling it, it launched out of its former resting place.
>Right into Sweetie's foreleg.
>Now, you weren't an expert on injuries, but that wound looked mighty painful.
>The screaming probably gave away how much it hurts as well.
>Quick as the wind, you and Scoots rushed over to Sweetie's side to remove the...
>Why would Goldie have an arrow in her closet?
>Why would she just leave it in her closet exposed like that?
>Why was Scootaloo having trouble pulling it out?
>It looked like it struck, but it didn't seem that deep.
>And why was it heading straight towards you?
>You quickly came to a few realizations.
>Firstly, the arrow flew out when Scoots did manage to pull it out.
>She must have been a bit tired from the work today, since her grip is usually much stronger than this..
>Secondly, the arrow's head was rather detailed.
>You only managed to see it for half a second, but you could tell even that it looked more like an art project than a weapon.
>Were it not for your third and last observation, you would've guessed it was just some kind of decoration.
>Suddenly, the searing pain disappeared, leaving only a mild stinging.
>Looking down, you see the arrow was removed.
>Good news.
>Looking up, you see the arrow now found a new home in Scootaloo's hoof.
>Right in the frog no less.
>Bad news.
>”Now what in tarnation happened here?”
>Turning around, you see your sister more mad then that time Discord 'helped' out at harvest time
>More bad news.
>Fortunately, the minute she saw the injuries the three of you sustained, worry replaced rage.
>Good news? Maybe?
>She rushed towards your side, just as Sweetie helped pull the arrow out of Scoot's hoof.
>”Sweet Celestia, Applebloom. What happened?”
“We found somethin' cool lookin'.”
>”An' you wanted to take a closer look?”
>You nodded your head.
>”Consarnit, Applebloom. Ah thought Ah told you to mind yourself around sharp things.”
>”Don't blame her! I was the one who screwed up!” spoke Scootaloo.
>You had to thank her latter; that seemed to have gotten you out of a verbal lashin'..
>Judging by the barely contained fury of your sister, you'll also owe your friend an apology.
>”Now what's goin' on ov'r here?” Said a voice from the doorway.
>You turn to see both Goldie Delicious and Big Mac standing there, both looking concerned.
>There was going to be a long talk, alright.
>And so Scootaloo recounted the events that had transpired, over the past...
>You think it was a minute, but it's hard to believe everything happened in so little time.
>After that Scootaloo apologized for not thinkin' before actin'.
>Sweetie apologized for pulling the arrow out with too much force and not noticing being more vigilant.
>You apologized for not saying something sooner.
>Really the entire situation was a massive case of poor communication on everyone's part.
>When all was said and done, you and your friends all looked towards Applejack expectantly, waiting for her response.
>You in particular were worried she might ground you for a week.
>That was something you just couldn't afford.
>After a few seconds she responded.
>”Well at least you three learned your lessons.”
“So you aren't gonna ground me?”
>”And your not going to tell Rarity or Scootaloo's aunts.
>”Now that wouldn' be right fair. I can't remember the number of times I got injured as a filly. Besides, I'd say the pain is enough punishment.”
>You would be more relieved at that had her expression not morphed to shock the instant she finished talking.
>”Sweet Celestia, I almost forgot! We need to treat those injuries right no...”
>And now she just looks confused.
>You were almost too scared to ask 'what's wrong?'.
>Fortunately, Sweetie posed the question for you.
>”Applejack? Is something wrong? The wounds aren't infected, are they? Rarity would kill me if they were.”
>It took her a moment to respond, and you knew your sister well enough to know that was never a good sign.
>This was the Discord incident all over again, except without all the fancy magics, spider legs, or fruits changing.
>”How did...the arrow...Land's sake's fillies, you're nearly healed.
>Nearly healed? What does she mean?
>You were just pierced two minutes ago
>You look down and see just what exactly she meant.
>Kind of obvious in hindsight, though you still have trouble believing it.
>The spot where you were hit was almost gone, now nothing but a bare patch of reddened flesh and some bloody fur.
>Even then you swore you could see some fur growing on the former wound.
>Looking towards your friends, you can see they're healed too.
>Almost by magic.
>Feeling a bit confused yourself, you grab the arrow in your mouth by the not pointy bit and bring it over to Goldie Delicious.
>Call it intuition, but you had doubts either of your siblings could answer your questions.
>Big Mac looked just as confused as you were, and Applejack was bordering on a Twilight level breakdown.
>Realizing what that implied, you quickened your pace over to Goldie.
“Mrs. Delicious, you know anything about this?”
>”Of course dear, it is mine.”
>Yeah, kind of a dumb question on your part.
>You set it down in front of her, letting her inspect it.
>Didn't take long for that trademark look of recollection to appear.
>”Ah remember this! This 'ere arrow used to be an ol' family heirloom.”
>”Used to be?” Scootaloo inquired.
>”Yes. See, an' this is kind of embarrassin' here, Ah kind of missplaced it and couldn't find it for the longest time.”
>For a moment she looked up at the piles of stuff that still remained, an assortment of trinkets and what-not that were buried for longer than you've been alive.
>”Ah really should've gotten this cleaned sooner.”
>”You think it might be a magic heirloom? Like those noble ponies in Canterlot?” your sister asked.
>It sounded silly to you; you weren't a particularly old family and you didn't have any unicorn blood in you.
>Though given Mrs. Delicious's contemplative face, you're starting to think otherwise.
>”Hmm. Might be. Never really asked that myself. Tell ya what, keep it. It's family property an' your sister here did help find it.”
>”You sure? I don't want too be a...”
>”Hey! Ah said your little sis an' pals can take a couple things.”
>” No buts missy!”
>At this point you choose to interject.
“C'mon sis, please?”
>With pressure from multiple sides, Applejack eventually folds.
>”All right. But we're givin' it to Twi too look at first. If it's magic Ah wanna know what we're lettin' in our house.”
>”Isn't Twilight busy now that she's Princess of Equestria?” Asked Scootaloo.
>It was a good point; you sure forgot about it.
>You just hope Applejack has a good response.
>”Oh. Yeah. Forgot. Well, a princess needs a hobby too! Twi always loved studying magic, so maybe...”
>You're pretty sure even a blind pig could see she has apprehensions.
>You would too in her situation.
>I mean, it seems like just yesterday she was just a normal unicorn helping around Ponyville.
>Now she's ruling all of Equestria back up in Canterlot?
>You think the word is 'Sir-Real'
>”Why can't we just ask her?”asked Sweetie Belle. “Isn't she supposed to be in town to move some things out of her castle.”
>At this, Applejack went stiffer than a frozen patch of land.
>Yeah, you do remember somepony mentioning that, but why would she react in su-
>”Ah Fooey!”
>”Sorry Ma'am. Ah forgot all about that!”
>Oh dear, she's panicking.
>This really is going to be a Twilight level freakout, isn't it?
>She's even pacing the room, picking up stuff like the arrow and your friends.
>Your friends?
>”Sorry Goldie, but Ah got to head back right now! We'll finish this some other time!”
>”Oh don't you worry about me dear; I'm not going-”
>You didn't catch the rest of that sentence, as Applejack choose that moment to put you on her back.
>”Big Mac! We're leavin'! You got everything?”
>”Then let's go!”
>And so you were in the wagon and on the trail in record time.
>And judging by how Applejack was edging Big Mac on, you're pretty sure you'll arrive in record time too.
>For now though, time to have a chat with the other Crusaders!
>You turn around, and...
>They're asleep.
>Come to think of it, you're feeling kind of sleepy too.
>You sure hope it wasn't that darn arrow, but that was always a possibility.
>Even as you start to drift off, that possibility still lingered.
>You sure hope it was magic and not a darn virus or something.
>Magic was at least fun, viruses involved a bun...a bunch af....


I'll attempt to update my stories more often this year, and I'm hoping working on multiple at a time will help in that regard.
That's a nice start for a story you've got right there.
Not gonna lie, it is kinda weird that AB refers to Goldie Delicious, a member of her family, as "Mrs." And it is also weird that her thoughts don't rightly sound like how she talks.
But other than that, I want to read more.
Keep it coming man.
Cool story! It is good to see someone write greentext again while the other authors are taking a break.
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>when you see him...
There's a little dong under his hat.
Wait. Have you written here before?
This thread, no. This board, yes.
Your style seems familiar. In which other threads have you also written for?
That moment when you realize David Bowie has always been the inspiration for the main villains in Jojo.
The "Anon in Equestria" and now dead "Magicless Anon" threads.
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>Magicless Anon thread.
And now here. Truly the best of both worlds.
God, this thread is old.
I know. It's soooooo not 2020.
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Just kidding!
Jojo and MLP are always topical.
>Rarity gets inspired for her next line of clothing.
>She makes the Rainbooms model it.
>"Bizarre Chic" doesn't trend as much as Rarity expected.
>But for some reason it became popular with men.
>[Gin & Juice]
>Ability: Makes everyone around the user become as intoxicated as it currently is. The more drunk/high/poisoned the user is, the further the range of effects become as well as the strength of the intoxication.
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>Skipping parts.
>Reading parts out of order. And I mean reading something from the middle, then going back to the start, etc...
Yay or nay?
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What is Twiggles' stand?
>Skipping parts.
Only those with no chivalry do that.
>Skipping parts.
You'd make any Joestar disappointed if you did this.
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A lilttle butter knife.
Yes. Every single meme that is or is going to be, is essentially a JOJO reference.
Her chubby cuteness is stronger than any stand abil-
I stand corrected.
Who is responsible?
>"I'll make arrows out of this meteorite. What's the worst thing that could happen?"
A man way beyond his time.
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She developed it since she was born!
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A power that can bring down gods
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>Derpy asked Josuke to fix her eye.
>But it turned out...
>She was perfect just the way she was.
Could the Joestars have dealt with the Legion of Evil from the last mlp season?
That's a tricky scenario.
The LoD were crazy strong, not to mention if magic is involved there is no certain way to know how stands scale to it. Probably magic outclasses it.
Could [GER] work? Probably. Although the villains do have a desperate last resort of unleashing Discord's chaos magic. What comes out on top of that clash, we are probably better not finding out.
Shit gets real in the first Jojolion of the year!
Yasuho just can't catch a break.
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Bump Experience
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Giorno acting like his dads.
>The mind of DIO and the heart of Jonathan.
Giorno truly is the strongest Jojo.
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Just how the hell are you supposed to beat the head doctor?
Oh. That's how.
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