>post literally anything about discord, weddings, or shippings>flutterfags reactions when
>>34154367Not a Flutterfag, but non-canon shipping is kinda cancerous. Don't disrespect the waifus like that.
>>34154367Discoshy is Canon and waifus are garbage for lonely betas.
>>34154386Why don't you have one then ZING!
>>34154391Because I am married to a real wife where I can have real sex rather than fantasize about beastiality with a pony like some sickos do on here.
>>34154400What're you doing on 4chan's talking llama board then mr functional
>>34154400Anon just cause you put a soda pop ring on your hand doesn't mean you're married to it.
>>34154386>>34154400>3dpdYikes. Get on my level, grandpa.
>>34154412Eeyup! When I was your age waifu is what you said hung over making breakfast and blowing trannies meant car problems.
>>34154400>lying on the internet
>>34154415Not lying. You need a woman's touch, them you'll understand DiscoShy, SugarMac, and CadanceShiningArmor
>>34154386>buzzwords and thinking anything after Lauren left is canonlol
>>34154449Lauren didn't say shit about Discoshy being Canon but Andrea Libman did after I saw that post about comic Con in another Flutter thread.
>>34154414Back in the "Good Ol' Days" the financial system was not burdened by debt, high living costs, inflation, and backstabbing, self-interested THOTs. The real red pill is taking the waifu pill and embracing the fantasy. Waifus can't blackmail, sue, seize your shit upon separation, or get you thrown into jail. Free your mind, 'cause your ass is stuck in a living nightmare.
>>34154467Typically happens when you marry the wrong woman and overlook the warning signs.To prevent that:Make sure the sex is good, especially the oral part.'Listen' to her feelingsOh and don't forget any anniversary...ever.
I wonder what the sex is like between Fluttershy and Discord and if they cosplay too.
>>34154478>muh life advice We are literally balls-deep in dated boomer wisdom. Your posts assume that the waifu-fags are settling for the mind-games when they cannot get the "real thing," but really it's a viable option and it's a good one to avoid the normie trap of marriage. Nobody is buying this shit, salesman.
>>34154478>to prevent her fucking up your life, just bend over backwards to herno thanks grandpa
>>34154524There's always a rise in this shit during the summer.I miss when they used to just focus on the sadsacks and wannabe trannies on r9k instead of infesting other boards.
Ree wrong file.
>>34154367>>34154560It must hurt to have your soul ripped out.
>>34154426post your wife then
>>34154565Feelings there man! Feelings!
>>34154660What idiot would post their family on this board? Clearly a bigger idiot. Would you post your family or spouse so some asshole could track her down and commit some criminal act?Didn't think so.
>>34154697So it's fake then.
>>34154367Flutterfags might be on the edge, i think
>>34154565Even Angel and Spike already know its canon
Fluttercord is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.
>>34154697thanks for confirming you were lying
>>34154367Waifufags are cancerous and anti-waifufags like you are equally cancerous, especially the "lol cuck'd" spammers. You're not any better.>>34154407>everyone here has to be as weird as meeeee!!!
>>34155156>being a normalfag
>>34154796He said he doesn't confirm or deny it, but rather is not interested. However canon begs to differ.
>>34155001Tell that to my bank account and the ring that destroyed it.
>>34154779Exactly! Angel lives with Fluttershy. He knows her secrets and she is gullible enough to confide in him. Everyone has that asshole friend that can't keep a secret.
>>34155873post bank information
>>34155877All baseless claims made up by your shifag mush of a brain. Get those headcanons out of your head and realize angel is an asshole
>>34154367How would you feel if the show stole your waifu and then a bunch of faggots supported it and rubbed it in your face? I mean just look at this beauty!
They won't give up without a fight and even then they'll still be kickin'
How is this not a beautiful thing? They make a cute couplehttps://derpicdn.net/img/2015/9/22/985491/medium.jpg
>>34155945Because I wanna be that cute couple. Hell I don't even want a wedding. Being at fluttershy's side would be enough.
>>34155956There's a girl out there waiting for you to tell her the same thing man.. a real girl.
>>34156225I know but I'd prefer my waifu above all else
https://youtu.be/fNo8mLu-v2sWhat can I say? I love my waifu.
Jokes on you both. I wanna fuck discord and Fluttershy and I will
>>34156225This could be us but you playin'
>>34154796Who would you rather trust? The Virgin Jimbo or the Chad Andrea?
>>34156322Andrea. She does the voices, she gets the first look at the script and story so she can rehearse. Jimbo is protecting his investment.
>>34154381>>34154386I’ve never seen a decent thread jump the shark so quickly.
>>34155909>All baseless claims [...] realize angel is an asshole>anon clearly states angel is an asshole in his postDo you just hear "discoshy" and your brain immediately switches to retard mode?>>34156334The animation team see the scripts before the VAs. They need to storyboard the dialogue.>>34155916I wouldn't have a waifu to begin with. This guy >>34154386 is right. Waifuism just leads to cringe. The rage replies are proof enough.
>>34157097>Not having a waifu.Hey when you get to Equestria you might wanna get outta town.
>>34154367>Posts literally spam about non Canon topics, insults to flutterfrens, and waifu hating.Ftfy