Hey anon! Would you like to be a part of our herd as the only stud?
>>34153816uhh uh uhhh I guess uhhh >rape
>>34153816>This is the moment,>The moment I ascend to chad status.Fuck yes>I can feel my muscles grow taught as they expand>My pants gets tighter just from ascending as my dick grows inches more>My skin darkens as a natural fake tan permeated throughout my skin>The mane 6 look on in horror as I am in the midst of transforming from a beta to chad>Towards the end of the transformation I gain knowledge of the forbidden sectors, barred to me from society for being a beta>Knowledge of... sports.... clubbing and... sex now enters my cranium >Although I seemed to have forgotten my years of training on the internet>But it doesn't matter.>I'm now a full chad>I settle to the ground after the transformation and look on as the mane 6 are staring at meLater virgins ^:)
>>34153816what's in it for me?
>>34153837You wont be at the top forever, Chad!I'm on year 908 of no fap and soon I'll be able to bend reality to my very will
>>34153816"Really... y-yeah, I.. Yes!">"You will do that for us, darling?""Yes, I actually thought about that... a lot.">"That's so sweet of you, sugar cube.">Applejack's eyes hidden by her hat and she's smiling>other ponies start to giggle>"Eeee? Really now?">Rainbow Dash falls over and starts to laugh loudly"What...">Twilight comes closer to confused Anon>"Did you really, even for a second, thought that somepony will actually ask you to join a herd? I can't believe you.">Pinkie rolling on the ground laughing>"Herd? I can't even imagine somepony to be his friend. ""Why... Pinkie?">Applejack looks somewhat angry>"Disgusting two-legged mutant.">Twilight radiates displeasure with all of her body>"You don't deserve to live here, why are you even allowed to be here?""But I thought...">Rarity looking at Anon like he's some kind of garbage, dirty and disgusting>"Filthy creature, you don't deserve to be in the same room as us. You don't deserve to breathe the same air as us.">Twilight start to charge her horn
>>34153816>Those painted linesGoddamn I never could figure out how the fuck to pull those off without it "blending" into the color beneath it.
>>34153998>And then Anon called them all Ziggers, turned 360 degrees and moonwalked away.
>>34153998"awww Twilight, you absolute rascal you">a look of utter confusion dawns on her face as you wrap an arm around her>her horn is still charging the spell, but it's slowed"it's absolutely adorable that you think you can hurt muh fee-fee's like that. I'm immune to your feeble attempts.">The rest of sparkle's slut squad stand frozen in place, absolutely baffled, while you flick Twilight's horn>"What in Equestria do you mean you giant hairless monkey?""Becuse, tiny horse, you can't make me hate myself any more then I already do">you slip one of those magic suppressing rings onto t-spark's business>her eyes go wide as her spell fizzles out>"Anon! You motherbucker!""Now if you'll excuse me ladies, I'm gonna go rail Lyra while Bonny watches">Turn 360 degrees>Moonwalk away
>>34154164>"I think we broke him.">Pinkie tapping Anon's shoulder>Anon just stands there>"Huh?">Twilight stops the spell and looks really disappointed>Anon is not moving, his eyes stuck at one point in space>"Oh, please...">Rarity kicks him in the gut with one of her karate moves>he falls on the ground and doesn't move at all>"Can I kick him too... if you don't mind?">Fluttershy asking very quietly>"Horseapples, let's just ditch him somewhere.">Applejack takes out her rope>they dump him at the hospital>doctors didn't look very pleased with that>he died four days later >his body was cremated with other animals>he was completely forgotten in a week>all is good in Equestria
Stud? So that means none of them are lesbians...HA! SEE I TOLD YA!
>>34153998>>34154237Stop with the hate projection anon. Surely these ponies can't be that cruel right?
>>34153816>Squint eyes'Okay, what's the catch?''Y'all not fooling me, what's the catch?
>>34154487you forget how ponies locked their doors, shuttered their windows and kept their children hidden from a zebra. A creature that visually is very much like a pony.
>>34153816I would indeed love to be your stud, my fine mares. The only possible complication that comes to mind, if you'll indulge a man's silly worrying for a moment, is that MY FUCING DICK DOESN'T WORK AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOO. Are we still good to go, girls? Do let me know, as I am still very much interested in your proposition.
>>34154536What about the nu-lings? Gryphons? Hippogriffs? Yaks? Dragons? I'd think the ponies, at least in Ponyville, act recently much more open than they did S1/Pre-S1
>>34154487Without asspulls, shitty writing, and a dose of realism. Surely they can and your average Anon don't deserve anything better.
>>34154657>dose of realism>about candy colored magical talking ponies that spend all day learning about the magic of friendship and only working if they feel arsedWhy are there people like this.
>>34154740To laugh at people like you.
>>34154794That's cool, we laugh at you too :^)Wanna grab lunch sometime, babe? The hatefucking would be great.
>>34153816>you will never be in a casualish sexquestria>where the sex is still pretty chill, but actually also a pretty loving activity between good friends>you will never be the only guy that the mane six are cool with banging>you will never find out they have meme staminas of roughly a minute>you will never turn them all into a cuddly puddle of giggly, kissy sex kittens after only a few minutesVR boys, let's make this shit happen.
>>34154536That's because they were horsey back then and horses are skittish herd animals that run from unfamiliar things. There is literally not one iota of hate or cruelty involved either way.
>>34154657>wants to be enslaved by poniesJust create your own general anon
>>34153816Sure. On two condition : 1. No sex2. I get to pet your mane, rub your belly, tickle your sides, boop your nose, scratch your ears, and pinch/squash your face for free permanently
>>34153816Sorry girls, Monogamy for life
>>34153816I'll be with Fluttershy thanks
>>34153816>>34155309Anyone know where I can get stories like this? Yeah, I know there's those casual sex threads, and that's great, but the links are terrible and I can't find any with this exact premise. Anybody got anything?
>>34156253>Taking in several mares for the sake of sex>Not giving all your love to a mare and making a proper familyPolygamy has sociopathy of the male as a requirement. FLDS, Muslim fundementalists and royal harems prove this
>>34156346Not him, but come on. I mean, I wouldn't harem in real life, and I've had a single dedicated waifu for years, but the fantasy is appealing. Course I look at it not like just sex, that'd be shitty, but I look at it like not taking sex seriously and enjoying it with friends. Yes, that doesn't work in real life, but neither do adorable magical talking ponies that learn the magic of friendship, it's an appealing fantasy.
>>34156022Discord won't allow it. Take it all or get nothing.
>>34157486Ha more for me. I get the mane 5 and Fluttershy to fick. All he has is angel.
>>34157510Remember : you will be their meat shield, their punching bag, their shoulder to cry on, their guard dog, their pillar to support on, and their luggage
>>34156346>Not wanting the ego and confidence boost that is several cute mares fighting over who gets to fuck you first./nmp/ is that way, you fucking incel.
>>34157806>spacingyikes cringe m'doggerino
>>34153816No way fag
>>34153816>Brain.Exe failed to launch. Try again?"What.">Twilight giggles, clearly not recognizing your disbelief as genuine>"Don't be coy! You heard me, what do you say?""A herd. A STUD.">"Ugh, yes, Anon, a HERD! A STUD! Now will you just answer her? Sheesh. I was kinda in the mood right now so-">"Now hey, nopony said ya'll would go first Dash! We agreed to draw straws!">What is happening"Go first?">"Honestly, dear. It was cute at first, but now you're milking it perhaps a hair too far. I suppose you just want to hear the words? It's terribly uncouth, but fine, we want-">"FOR YOU TO FUCK US AS HARD AS YOU CAN!">u wot m8>"P-Pinkie...! Don't shout it...">"Come on, Flutters! We'll be shouting soon, why NOT START NOW?">You legit can't believe this>You think you're being played>You slowly learned these ponies were really lax sexually>Basically, if ponies were good friends, they were almost automatically friends with benefits>And mostly just did each other on the down low for fun>Even the tales of herds reached your ears, but...>You're still the same old virgin loser, and nopony has once made any attempts on you>Not any that you've noticed, anyway>Neither have any of these girls, so...>They have to be trolling you>You let out a laugh, getting over yourself as you let them have their gag, swallowing the small pang of hurt, seeing as they don't seem to be bashing you or anything"That's a neat story, girls. Why would you want me as your only stud, or one of your studs at all?">"Whaddya mean, you goof? We don't really hang with any other stallions, and any we do know we don't all like the same. You've been our bud for over a year, we shoulda made you our stud ages ago!">"Now, now, we didn't know how he would react! You've heard him talk about human sex practicies-">"They're lame, he'll prefer ours. Here, I'll prove SHIT!">Dash tried to advance on you, getting lassoed down by Applejack>"We're. Drawing Straws."
>>34160431Continue? I don't know where I'm going with this and haven't writefagged in ages, but I'll try to supply if there's a demand.
>>34160437You may continue anon
>>34160532>as soon as I get the go ahead I feel tired as fuckEvery time. WELL, WE HATE 3DPD FOR USING THAT EXCUSE SO I'M GOING TO AVOID BEING A HYPOCRITE.btw boys I'm just putting this in Season 1, so twilot has been nerfed of wings>>34160431>You take a seat on the nearby couch>Feeling mildly agitated at the fact your penis is reacting to what you're hearing even though your brain knows its bullshit>And you were only wearing sweatpants, so you had to cross your legs>Probably obvious as fuck, you bet their internal laughter will get external soon>Ah, fuck it"Really. You're going to draw straws on who gets to do me? What, then the rest of you want a go?">Dash snorted from the ground, still struggling>"You're cool, but not that-NGGH-cool. I want you before you get used up and need a nap.">You scoff at this, even though you know you'd probably blow your load in five seconds>It's not like you'd quit being horny as if you were watching porn>Right?>You're still young and virile, your dick might not even soften>Even if it does, you'd probably be horny enough to dry hump them and rub them off before you get hard again>Oh god, you're letting the fantasy root itself in your head>Dumbass>You notice Dash is still talking, Applejack letting her off of the floor with a weary leer>"Don't worry, I'll only need about a minute or so, then you can do whatever you want. You can keep yourself hard long enough for that, right?">Oh shit>Ponies have meme staminas>BRAIN, STOP>PENIS, STOP>"Hey! I'm still going to want a turn!">"A lady can wait, Pinkie...Just not too long.">"I'm not a lady, I'm HORNY! Which is funny come to think of it seeing as you're the one with the horn...Does that mean you and Twilight are horny all the time?! Ooooh that sounds FUN!">You've heard enough"So let me get this straight. You want me, some weird alien primate from another dimension, to have sex with all of you?">The enthusiastic nods make you laugh"Prove it."
>>34160649>The ponies all eye each other>Oh fuck, this is where the joke breaks and the laughter comes>Thank fuck you kept your cool, or you'd look like a fucking faggot>Instead of that, Pinkie pulls a few pieces of hay from out of nowhere, and puts them into a bag, shaking it up like she plans to somehow use it to paint graffiti over Twilight's books>Then, she holds it out, slamming her hoof into the bag>The others follow suit, withdrawing their hooves and holding the straws together>Dash clearly trying to make her straw appear longer>Multiple groans escape their lips as they one by one realize they've lost>Then, all eyes fall on Fluttershy>Fluttershy herself looks down at her large strand of hay, blushing furiously>When she speaks, it's barely a whisper>"Uh...Uhm...I don't feel so good, maybe I should wait...Who wants to-">Dash snatches the piece, trading hers for the one held by the far more timid pegasus>"Finally! You're mine!">Before you can do anything, Rainbow forces your legs apart and yanks your pants down"HEY! FUCK!">You were very unused to any sort of physical contact, and that shit made you feel like a doctor was prodding your stomach in a checkup, but all over your legs and crotch>So basically you cringed super hard, simultaneously almost laughing and almost jizzing yourself with an extremely uncomfortable laugh>Your erect cock swings up, slapping the adventurous pony on the way by, making her laugh, and making a small amount of precum leak>Holy shit this might not be a fucking joke"Uh...Uhhhh...">"What, you've never done this before?" She teases>Your lack of a response and fresh blush makes her pause>It makes them all pause>"AAAAAHAHA! SERIOUSLY?" Your assailant asks, sniggering>Your blush deepens, but now you're horribly embarrassed>Fuck, being a virgin is a no-go here too>Wait, maybe you can save this"N-No.">...>That's it?>Good job, retard, you really convinced them>"Whatever, that makes it even better that I'm first"
>>34160753>You were about to say something, you don't know what, but you were going to form words>Before you could try to cuck yourself a second time, this eager pony lurched forward, her mouth covering yours as she leaned into you deeper and harder>Your eyes widened as you made confused, mindless sounds>With a shift of her weight, Dash was slowly leaning into you more and more, before her stomach was pressing against your dick and sandwiching it against you>You sunk further into the couch, still sitting upright as your eyes began to close>Of course, you can't relax for long, with your ravenous partner now climbing on top of you, unceremoniously lowering herself onto your shaft"HHMMMMNNFFF!">Ohshitohshitohshit>You can't do this!>Yes, you can!>No, you can't!"Yeeaaahhoollyysshhiittt!">Wrapping her forelegs around your neck, Rainbow breaks the kiss and begins to lightly bounce on your cock, gyrating as she pants>You're looking at the ceiling, probably straining so hard you were about to burst a blood vessel>Your arms, which have been frozen this whole time, get grabbed by her forelegs as she puts your hands on her flanks>"Are you...Hah...Going to...Mmmn...Make me do everyAH!">You squeeze her ass as hard as you can, awkwardly thrusting into her contracting snatch with uneven breaths>Looking into her eyes, all you see is thoughtless lust as she starts to playfully lick your face and nip at your ears>Completely overwhelmed, you look behind her, seeing the rest of the girls all staring with varying degrees of interest>Pinkie was just straight up schlicking herself off with a dreamy look>Okay, too much, you're going to fucking nut
>>34160837Is Fluttershy gonna get in on this?
>>34160837>How long have you been at this?>As soon as you thought that, the all too familiar sensation begins to build>You don't even care about performance or your audience, you just thrust as quickly as you can, clenching your teeth as you try to get as many thrusts in as you can before your dick gives up>Tensing up, you blow your load inside her as her superior horse pussy milks you dry>You squeeze Rainbow's ass even harder as you hold her down over your dick, grunting as she still writhes on top of you, getting herself off>Wetness collects on your lap as you feel your partner come as well, arching her head back with a howl>Your combined weight and movements cause the couch to tip backwards, slamming on the floor as you both cling to one another>The two of you steadily slow down, before you're just snuggling and breathing hard>"Now that, was fun." Dash giggles, rubbing her face into your sweat soaked shirt, breathing it in through her nose with a hard sniff>You can't think, you can't pay attention to anything, you can't do shit>Which is precisely why Pinkie Pie decides to loom over you from behind with a manic grin>"Mmmmmy turn~!">Your head falls back, and you see the rest of the girls full on aroused, their tails visibly raised, and you can see a wet streak going down the inside of Twilight's legs"Uh...I need five minutes.">Pinkie pulls a mewling and half-asleep Dash off of you as she lays on you, rubbing against your stomach>Pinkie points a foreleg behind her to your dick>"He needs a second, these don't.">She grabs your hands and has you play with her pussy and tits as she humps your stomach>Funny, a minute or two ago that would have had you howling in laughter>Now you're kinda dazed>The other four ponies all advance on you as Dash rolls around, laughing to herself in her sleep>This is going to take a while
>>34160859Well, that's all for now. I can continue tomorrow unless I have to fuck off, then this shit will probably never be finished. If this thread is dead tomorrow, I'll throw it in the Casual Sex thread, but if that's gone too, then you Anon's are cucked.>>34160858Well, I'm getting tired. I originally planned to do all of them, but I forgot how fucking long it takes to write, like damn boy. I'm not even a Dashfag, it just sounded better that way in my head to start it off like that.
>>34154164>the mane 6 hated you the whole time>all that friendship crap was bullshit and they're as selfish as you first were before you learned from them>your entire part time education on being a horsefucker was flipped on its ass.>how do you get revenge??>///no, we can't go back now. not after everything you've learned, even if they were fake, you can't be. it's not worth going that route.>you move on/>you stare at them from afar, the mane 6 still in shock from you moonwalking>you just walk away...>you stop by lyras>you rail her>bonny watches...and films...>you start thinking of new friends/>how do you make new friends with the show gone?>you contacted some old ones >'heyyyy, member me? yeah. whatup man? ah yeah that's cool that's cool...me? I've been on vacation. oh uh, hawaii, one of those private islands. yeah dude... I met this hottie, the people I was with on the trip though were all spergs though. oh you know: they just think they're better then people or something I dunno, it was kind of honestly weird they were acting all out of sorts... yeah I've known em for a while yeah we hung out before... meh I dunno. hey when I get back we should do something. watch mlp? well we could if there were more episodes buuuut... maybe some other show. "
>>34160871Bumping until you have the will to write again
>>34153816No thanks, i only love one mare and it's none of you.
>>34161702Tell me her name anon
>This thread's still up>Even if it wasn't the Casual Sex thread is still up>I have to deliverFuck.>>34161614Yeah, I'm back, buckle up, buckaroos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhNypbg1DgM>>34160859>The hyper pone continues to molest your gut, a goofy smile on her face>You decide to pinch her rock hard nipples, causing her to gasp>"Pffffthahaha! Come on! Thahat tickles!">You hear Twilight directly behind you, her hooves clacking on the floor in an uneven series of weak stomps>"Pinkiiie! Come ooon! Share him before he's used up!">You look back at the unicorn, eyebrows raised>What, are the guys like frigid women here?>Sure, even though you're still hard, it's too sensitive for you to start again so soon>That said, you're not completely useless>Freeing your left hand from the glorious crotchtits in front of you, you decide to test a little thing you've overheard a time or two>Reaching up, you grab Twilight's horn, causing her entire face to go a shade similar to that of fine wine>Bingo>When you squeeze, her legs buckle, causing her to collapse>You start to jerk the horn slowly>"Hooh...Ohhhh dear...Ah...">Rarity speaks up to your right>"My, my...Quite the gentlecolt, tending to two of his mares at once...May you have a third?">Oh no>You're not acting like the calm one"My, my, didn't you know the proper etiquette is for a lady to beg?">Have a group of cute, sexy girls share you one time>Think you're badass>Fag>"Hmmmph...Oh, Celestia dammit! Fine! Please rub me off too! I'm begging you! Pleeeeeeeeeease?">You laugh, making her face scrunch>You pull away from Twilight's horn lightly, causing her to shift along the floor as she tries to keep up with your hand, bringing her to a more comfortable position by your side>You beckon Rarity closer, and she obliges, before you grab her horn roughly>"Aaah!">Now she falls to the ground, moaning as you jerk her off>"Now, hold on! What about us?">Oh shit, there's more of them
>>34162390>You hear Dash tittering to herself in her sleep, almost it if it's directed at you>Looking over, you see Fluttershy hiding herself behind her hair, and AJ looking at you expectantly>Man, you were a virgin like, two minutes ago, what do these guys expect, tentacle porn?>Just then, Pinkie huffs from your chest>"Right, that's enough foreplay!""WhaAAAT?">You suck air in through your teeth as Pinkie roughly shoves your cock into her slit>You clench your fists in reflex, making the two unicorns you were holding scream in a mix of pleasure and pain>With your penis still sensitive, you breathe rapidly through your mouth, much like a woman giving birth>"Alright, ah had enough of waiting.""Well you'd better fucking learn some patience apple horsmmfffff!">Instead of following your advice, the cowgirl decided to ride your mouth>With a grimace you prepare for some unpleasant shit, but...>Huh>Doesn't taste like anything, who would've thought a farmhand could keep that fresh>You lick and suck at her lips, eliciting a deep moan from her>You don't know what to do, but you figure as long as you keep your mouth wet and your teeth out of it everything should be okay>In the corner of your eye, you see Fluttershy watching with a wide-eyed expression, her mouth hanging open slightly>Poor girl>You'd have to tend to her when these maniacs are finished>Just then, Pinkie starts to jackhammer on your dick, roughly at the speed that you'd jerk yourself off due to your deathgrip>So basically way too fucking fast>And this is a hard uncomfortable floor>This is a porn moment, but that cold, uncaring fact remains unchanged>You try to voice this, but only muffled garbles come out>Which make Applejack groan as she tilts her head back>Warm, wet, and slick liquid coating the inside of your mouth>Tasted kinda sweet, to your surprise>Maybe it's from her fruit diet>"YYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!">Just then, Pinkie Pie, the horniest mare in Ponyville, came all over your dick
>>34162511>You lie there in a daze>Is it over?>Applejack frees herself from your head and settles next to you, nuzzling your face even though it's got her juices on it>Pinkie just rubs back and forth on your shaft, panting>Rarity and Twilight...>Where are they?>Just then, ponk pone gets levitated off of your dick, surrounded by a purple glow>All she can do is whine disappointingly as she's deposited, shakily, onto the ground next to the now upright couch>Now Twilight's in your face>"Enough teasing, enough games, get on that sofa!">Suddenly Rarity>Rarity everywhere>"No! I'm the one that had to BEG! It's my turn to teach this colt a lesson!">"Hohohoh...It's cute when you think you can intimidate me, Rarity.">"Don't try me, Twilight!">"Or what?">You watch with an incredulous grin as the two unicorns argue over your dick>Yeah, this can't be a dream, your dreams are never this cool>If this were a dream you'd have woken up after Twilight first asked you to be their stud>"I'm going next!">"No, I am!">Do you intervene?>...Nah>Both of their horns begin to light up, a couple of books now swirling around the library as they square off>Okay now this is going too far"LADIES!">The two look back at you, their eyes full of crazed lust as the books swing in your direction, thankfully all missing you"I have a solution, fret not!">You get up, walk over to the front of the couch, and beckon the girls over>They follow, still eyeing one another with venom>Maybe you can use this>You pull of your shirt and throw it aside, same with the socks you were still wearing>You sit on the couch, patting on the seats on both sides of you>The girls take their places at your sides, still fiercely eyeing their opponent"Now I'm a little weak after Pinkie went nuts, so I'm going to need a bit of attention...">Rarity placed a hoof on her chest>"I would be HONORED to assist you, Anonymous!">"Oh, right, because you've certainly got practice in that kind of 'assistance.'"
>>34162630>"NOW SEE HERE!""ENOUGH!">The both of them shut up, but still full of rage>You look over to Fluttershy and give her an apologetic look, who seems to want no part of the shit in front of her>As if these crazy chicks would let a third in anyway"Both of you just fucking share, then I'll take care of both of you. Either that, or you stay frustrated.">Now their wrathful looks are on you>You don't flinch, somehow>The one time you need a good poker face in your life, and you have it>Eventually, they both cool just enough to nod>"Here is how a LADY does it, Twilight, be sure to observe carefully.">From there, Rarity opened her mouth and throated your entire length, making your toes curl as you let out a small whine>Then, with your shaft still in her mouth, she started tracing circles around your dick with a devilish look at Twilight>Oh god>Pulling back with a loud pop, Rarity smiled sweetly>Twilight smiled back even more sweetly>Yet both of them still had a vicious eye>Mares, man>"Very GOOD Rarity! Oh, yes, I'm very impressed by your life of hard work and practice at the world's oldest profession!">You snort, stifling a laugh>Then Rarity glares at you, making your grin evaporate>"Now, allow me to demonstrate MY craft!">Twilight's horn begins to light up, and purple light begins to cover your rod>Enveloping it in a tingly sensation>That's neat, but"Oooooooohhhhh whaaatt theee fuuuuuucccckkk?">Your entire body feels like it's made of honey as what feels like every nerve in your penis got cranked to eleven>With, you're not even ashamed to admit, a girly moan, you let your head fall back as the light starts to pulse on you>Still trying to keep an eye on it, the energy slams up and down your dick, taking you from tired to on fire>Then, Rarity decides it would be a good idea to angrily start sucking on you>Then, Twilight goes in, fighting Rarity's mouth for ownership of your genitals
>>34162713>You watch helplessly as the most intense sexual pleasure you've ever felt in your life is augmented by two very eager mouths>You always thought if a woman was mad and had you in her mouth it would end badly>Mares>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Women">As they sucked, they would occasionally run out of room, letting out angry moans and noises when their lips would touch>Kissing and sucking sounds filled the room as you realized you were screwed"OhshitstopI'mgonna!">Too late>You blast cum everywhere as both of the girls squeeze your dick with their mouths, still staring one another down as cum lands on their muzzles and manes>Rarity didn't even notice>And yet>You were still rock hard and horny as hell"What the fuck did you do?" You ask, panting heavily as your cock tries to soften, but simply erects again>Twilight keeps her mouth on your cock, not wanting to show weakness first when she responds>"It'th ah sthamina thpell thoo!""Oh." You say, dumbly>The two of them squeeze against your manhood as the light fades, and the pleasure drops from hellishly overpowering, to just intense>Looking back at Fluttershy, she looks about as half as flustered as you, timidly touching herself as she watches>Then blushes and looks away when you eye her>Not wasting a second, you pull their heads apart>"Hey!">"Watch the hair!">"It's covered in semen, get over yourself!">You roll your eyes as you get up, turning back to the couch>You lift Twilight>"HEY!">Then, lay her over the arm of the couch>After that, you lift Rarity and put her on top of Twilight>"Watch it!">Both of them seem annoyed at this, but Rarity shoots a look at Twilight and wiggles her ass>As if saying, "Haha I'm on top, loser.">To which Twilight growls>Fuck it, this cartoonish weird ass place lets crazier things happen, surely this porn move won't break the seat>Getting behind them, you see they're both wet and leaking profusely, despite their temperaments
>>34162790>You grin as you start teasing the entrance to Twilight's pussy>Making her pout and whimper>Then you move to Rarity, doing the same, and drawing a similar reaction>You've just came twice, and have been augmented by some weird ass Sparklebuff>You can do this>Rubbing your dick up and down, you get their juices all over you and spread them over their holes>By this point, they were moaning and panting>Yet they still had time to struggle against one another and continue their little fight>Sounds good to you>You slide into Twilight, pump her for a moment, then pull out and switch to Rarity>You watch their faces in awe as they go from orgasmic to disappointed, to orgasmic again as you alternate>They both start moaning even louder>"Ahhnohnnnn!">"Anoohnnnn pleeaaseeee~!">You swear your cock tried to finish right there, but it was simply too soon for the tired bastard>Increasing your pace, you fuck one as hard as you can for five seconds, then move to the next>This continues for an unsurprisingly short period of time, before you feel Rarity contract around you>"OOHH CELESTIA! YES!">You growl again as you try to pull out, clamped down and held there by the marshmallow pone's vice snatch>Not wanting to leave Twilight unattended as you tried in vain to get out, you cover your hand in the fluids and rub it against her pussy as she begins to scream>Just before you thought it would be too late, Rarity's hold loosens and you can slip out, wasting no time in slamming into Twilight as she rides a treebrary wrecking orgasm>Books fall off of the shelves, unlit candles flash with an intense purple flame that immediately vanishes, and windows and doors begin slamming open and shut>"AAANNNOOONNN!">Everything goes dim, and Twilight slacks, drooling over Rarity's mane as she giggles to herself>Rarity doesn't even notice, lost in the same state>Just then, groaning and creaking>Not from a living being>Oh shit
>>34162864>The couch buckles, and the two of them collapse onto the ground in a heap>Thankfully, Twilight loosened enough so you could pull out in time>Looking down, you see your dick and the two little ponies are unhurt>They just grab some cushions and pillows from the couch, hugging each other as they fall asleep>Jesus>You're going to level up from a porn addict to a sex addict>Implying you can be addicted when it's freely given by beautiful mares>With a sigh, you look over the library>Little ponies are all curled up in varying stages of sleep, all looking pretty damn chill>Minus one>You look back to Fluttershy, who looks as embarrassed as ever>You move over to her, and she hides behind her hair>You move her pink mane out of her face, and give her a soft smile>She returns it, meekly, still shying from your eyes"They're all asleep now, you don''t have to be nervous." You whisper>She smiles and nods, a little more confident>You grab a few of the unused cushions from the pulverized couch and lay them on the ground wide enough so you can lie down>You gesture Fluttershy over, and she walks up to you, still looking nervous>You take her in your hands and lower her onto the pillows so that you're overtop of her with her looking up at you>She blushes, hard, like some anime chick>Or like how you looked a couple minutes ago>You lean down, and give her a soft, deep kiss on the mouth>Again, very little practice, but you seemed to do an okay job of calming her down>All at once you feel very exhausted>So all you do, is you gently guide the head of your penis to her vagina>Not taking your eyes off of hers, you slowly push inside>"Eeep!">With a smile, you hold the back of her head and put your head over her shoulder, gently humping her in the missionary position>But it's not for procreation, it's for recreation, so relax boys, we're not that degenerate>The shy little horse lets out a quiet series of squeaks and moans
>>34162918>gently humping her in the missionary position>But it's not for procreation, it's for recreation, so relax boys, we're not that degenerateYOU STILL DISGUST ME. WHAT NEXT!? HOOFHOLDING?
>>34162918>You pick up the pace of your thrusting just a bit, but still keeping it slow and gentle>Fluttershy herself seems to grow comfortable, and kisses your neck softly, humming into it>You sigh as you smooch her neck back, the two of you completely relaxed>"Oh, Anon...">After everything, the simplicity and tenderness of lovemaking with the sweet pegasus was bringing you close>You increase your pace just a little faster, moving so that you can look her in the eyes>She finds herself unable to look away, and the two of you orgasm together>Riding the waves, the two of you kiss again, longer and deeper, before you both slump down, spent and exhausted>At some point the other ponies had partially regained consciousness, and were forming a cuddle puddle, with you at the center>Lying there with all of the ponies cuddling you and whispering sweet nothings, you knew you found paradise"I love you guys." You say, drifting off>"Love you too, Non-non.">The rest of them murmur forms of agreement>You smile, just about to drift off, when...>"DUDE!">You open you eyes>Spike's at the top of the stairs>He was watching"Uhhhhhhh...">"That was AWESOME! I gotta go find the Cutie Mark Crusaders! See ya around!">He bolts out the door>...>You shrug, noticing none of the other ponies seemed to pay much mind>With that, you drift off to a peaceful and powerful slumberAND THE FUCKING END.I did not see me writing this, my waifu isn't even in the Mane Six and I'm a monogamyfag, but this fantasy is gucci. If even one of you faggots enjoyed it, it wasn't a waste of time.
>>34162980>spike running off to the CMC>not getting angry that Rarity was just railed in front of himI still enjoyed the little fantasy anon. Thanks for writing.
>>34162929You have to be gentler to Fluttershy, come on bro. Sometimes you just have to take one for your girl, its gross, but it needs to be done.
>>34162989I noticed that, but I wanted to go for a gag instead of throwing in more plot when I really just wanted to wrap shit up. This is the directors commentary, and I'm saying Spike came in late, and was at an angle where he didn't see Rarity, I guess. :^)
>>34162980Thank you anon
>>34162980That was really good Anon. Thanks.
I want all of them to take turns using my mouth as their personal toilet.
>>34154536Zecora also came out of the everfree in a spooky cloak, dug at houses and never tried speaking to anyone.
Post your headcanon herd :>Starlight's herd : Starlight Glimmer, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon>Sunset's herd : Sunset Shimmer, Flash Sentry (pony), Tempest Shadow
>>34165213All of them. They all just do each other whenever, in any combination.
>can't stop looking at this stupid drawing>it's just a bunch of fucking digital color on a screen >of a fake cast of fictitious creatures twisted into happy seeming shapes>accompanied by the greentext of some guy I've never met>yet I want them so badThat's enough /mlp/ for today.
>>34153816 Heh. It'd be the second poly relationship I'd have managed to be in. The question being of course, do you have to end up a pony to stud, or do I end up a walking heat cooler cause none of them want foals right now?
>>34168585See you tomorrow
>>34169738Yo. Afternoon nigga.
If you guys could have a herd, any combination of mares you want, what would you go for? Aside from all of them, I mean.>Mane 6>Celestia and Luna>A griffon, for flavor>A Hippogrif, for more flavor>maybe a small dragon if their pussies be slick and they aren't underage but still aren't house sized
>>34173467That's a good cheat code, but I prefer the waifus themselves. Will definitely add a couple changelings though, that's smart.>>34172296And a few of those. It's like shopping in a candy store.
>>34173640But Changelings consume love as nourishment, so they can shapeshift into any character to attract your attention.
>>34174535Yeah but I like the real deal. This is an autistic sperglord fantasy, why am I going to go with a copycat when I can just bust in the real thing? The copycat is for kinkier shit and fetishes. Maybe watching a waifu bang herself, no limit to imagination on imaginary shit.
>>34153816Can I bring a gay stallion with me?
>>34153837>mfw have that face but no blue eyesfml, bros.
>>34177281Penis or gtfo
>>34176464Yes. But you must allow all mares to watch you fucking each other. Every singe time.
>>34180234No, fuck off
>>34181742What are you? Dyke?
>>34182123>DykeNope. I'm both
Are the concept of herd exists in the show?
>>34183407This is american show. They would have gotten +16 age restriction for hoofholding, +18 for kissing and +25 for mentioning of herding.No, it is TV-Y, so no herding.