Greetings! This is a general for all stories involving incest in Equestria or EqG, be it between brother and sister or whatever. Have fun!General Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6Updated bin(?): https://pastebin.com/SSdQjjhULast thread: >>34092238
>When you're not sure which Twilight's name you're calling out during a threesome with your mom and sis
>>34147542Either you're tripping on something heavy, or everyone is failing to find a general on [catalog] that is called the same thing for reasons unknown.
>>34147562He put the subject in the name field 'cause he's retarded. He's talking about this thread. >>34147525
almost wasn't sure this was the right thread until I saw the name desu, we pretty much never use pony pics for this thread
>>34147566Better than nobody else doing shit, you lazy faggot. Make the thread before it dies next time
>>34147579>He can't wait because he HAS to get his greentext fix>He can't check the catalog before making a thread
>>34147582>being too much of a stupid, lazy, unemployed nigger to make the thread himself
>>34147566>He put the subject in the name fieldYou mean like pretty much everyone so far has done?
>>34147595>>He put the subject in the name field>You mean like pretty much everyone so far has done?The fuck are you smoking?
guys, relax, we're here now. it's fine.
>>34142440I still want this to be a thing
>>34147606Either you're smoking something so heavy that you keep forgetting everything you do, or you're an underage.
Oh, cool. Another empty thread.
>>34147655It's only been up for 30 minutes
>>34147633Ah, jumping straight to calling me underage. Nice.Show me an older thread that has the subject in the name field. I just looked at the last 12 threads and don't see any threads like that.
Wouldn't be an IRT thread if it didn't start off with stupid arguments I guess.
>>34147633>>34147674Not the other anon, but I am the one who made the deleted thread. I did genuinely fuck up when making the other thread, I kinda blanked out hard and didn't realize where I was typing. The only other thread I've made in ages was the one prior to this one with Cozy, and I was a bit distressed because this is the second time now that nobody else wanted to make a new thread.Guess I'll make the new thread after this one just as we hit the bump limit next time :L
>>34147674>Show me an older thread that has the subject in the name fieldAre you seriously so drunk right now that you cannot tell where you are anymore?
>>34147723I'm in a thread that has the subject in the subject field.
>>34147579Or better yet, you could just leave it dead. This dead general is only used to shit post at this point.
>With your budding daughter in the throes of her puberty, you're having a hard time keeping up with buying her new bras every couple of weeks when she outgrows her old ones >Maybe your wallet would appreciate it if you just let her go bare while she's at home?>Unfortunately for you, your dick seems to appreciate that decision even more when you notice that her high beams are poking through all her shirts
>>34147749>Fortunately her, shall we say, unburdened friend Tree Hugger educates you on the folly of brustenhalters. or 'boob prisons' as she calls them>So at least now you feel like you're doing right by her
>>34147679It’s not an IRT thread if it’s not at least 75% stupid arguments.
>>34147919>replying to it
This thread needs more mothers/sisters/daughters who enjoy teasing you>How? By walking around the house bra-less underneath their loose t-shirts, letting their jiggly, pendulous breasts sway freely as they're moving about doing chores>Occasionally bending over in front of you to pick something up, giving you more than an eyeful of her magnificently marvelous mounds
>>34147986or even>Nudity has always been normal in your house>But your mom has been bending over like, right in front of you. a lot.>Or reaching over to grab things so her arm spends a lot of time in contact with your junk>or spreading her lips open and asking if you can see a mole inside
>>34147986>BabsThe memories are painful.
>>34147986Needs more daughters in general.
>>34148142Kirko's story about Anon, DT and Babs.
>>34148165Don’t say that name please. He’s banned from here
>>34148180Maybe in your own imagination land he is, but you're the only person who whines about him.
As long as I have a face, Sister Candy-Ass will always have a place to sit.Just like as long as there's an incest thread, Kirko will always have a place to post, despite the ree-ing from the few.
>ywn be greeted by mama Adagio offering you a "full body massage" when you get home from school
Pick a daughter
>>34148309but I clearly had six somehow
>>34148309So... I'm a vampire?This is Hotel Transylvania but with incest ending?
LIKE HELL YOURE GOING OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT!!
>>34148403jeez, girls, it's the same thing I always wearMaybe go out by yourselves if you're so embarrassed of my clothes.
>>34148403>Aria's outfit looks like the female uniforms from the original Star Trek, but sluttier>She's a closet sci-fi nerd, and as her father, it's your job to both occasionally tease her about and support her secret hobby
>>34148403Bitch, I’m fabulous
>>34148403>3 different motherssomeone failed biology
>>34148551>3 different mothers>same father
>>34148734>being a brainlet
>>34148309All 6. It's make an incest baby day, and I'll be damned if any of my daughters miss out on this important lesson.
>>34147521they're not related though!
>>34147555Both obviously.>picUnf other than the flat-topped heads>>341476252nd.>>34148254This>>34148025>>34148292I'm loving all this mama stuff.
>>34148165I still remember too
>"If Anon ever found out what was in this, he'd think I'm a freak..."
>>34149224>Each page has a lock of his pubic hair, she snipped off during his sleep taped down
>>34149224>"Dashie, DAARling, incest is becoming almost chic lately! Everyone who's AAANyone is banging their brother. Why, Anon probably thinks you're a.. a SUPER freak. You're super freaky. Or is it frea-kay..">>34149230>"Oh.. Ohhhh well, that, um... Perhaps you should just write a steamy confession on the first page and hope he doesn't get any further than that."
>>34149224>>34149230"If Dash ever finds out I'm spending half my allowance on merkins because my pubes keep falling out so rapidly, she'll think I'm a freak!"
>>34149237>"If Anon and Dash ever find out I've quit my job to become a merkin salesman, they'll think I'm a freak! Oh shit, that's him. Gotta put one on my face as a disguise... Oh Celestia, why do I allow returns??"
>>34149224>>34149230>>34149234>>34149237>>34149254sometimes you guys are REALLY cool
>>34149259We don't have a ton of greens anymore, but we still have a few grins
>"Rarity, what's a 'merkin'?">"Scootaloo told me her cousin Anon needed one."
>>34149457No. The joke is over, and you're not cool for trying to get in on it
>>34149457>MegasweetThere's a dick under that
> When catch your son watching daytime soap operas
>>34148551I can tell you didn’t grow up in an all female household
>>34147986>This thread needs more mothers/sisters/daughters doing it with each otherCouldn't agree more.
H-hey sis? You wanna hang->........Oh...okay
>>34149647Shut the hell up and go to lesbo thread then, this is a thread for fucking mothers/daughters/sisters/aunts deep dick style.
>>34149775Now now. They’re just trying to intentionally piss you off. Don’t respond. Instead talk about how you love Yona, or your half sister DT! Or big sisters Candy or Saffron
>>34149785I want to talk about Pie sisters, but that always goes Rocks Fall All Writers Die.
>>34149850You may fit into most overhead compartments but I can't keep carrying you around school, people will ask questions
>>34149850For cuddles and kisses
>>34149795What? Are you foreign?
>>34150891>"Take me now, brother! Right here in the woods!">You take your stick from the fire and blow on the marshmallow at the end>'..Alright, 1. This isn't the woods, it's the backyard, and 2. mom and dad are still up. Patience, gorgeous.
>>34149775>being so adverse to girls fucking each otherhate to tell you, Anon, but you might legitimately be a faggot>>34149785>anyone who tries to suggest new ideas must be a trollwhatever you say, man
>>34150942Do you need to be told again that there's already a dykeshit thread for clamsmashing faggots?>Aduurrrr but it is incest and we are in the incest thread 10 months of this shit, jesus christ
>>34150891>>34150917Big brother isn't for corrupting, Cozy. Little sister duty is to maintain his big brother pure until the marriage
>>34149963'rocks fall everybody dies' is a DnD thingtry to give people the benefit of the doubt
>>34150952>it is incest and we are in the incest thread way to ruin your own argument.
I don't understand incest as a fetish. What's attractive about it? Do any of you actually have siblings?
>>34151084it's about having someone that knows you and cares about youknows your story, your references, your accomplishments and your embarrassing points, and loves you anyway.almost impossible to find in real life, and the older we get, the harder it becomes to catch anyone up on your life story, the less you can trust the people you meet.
>>34151084Yes, I love my sister but my cousins are hotter
>>34151084A lot of it is the taboo aspect admittedly, I don't think incest as a fetish would even exist if nobody batted an eye about irl incest. Though what the anon above said is also true. It can be pleasing and lewd to imagine breaking all boundaries with someone who's known you for most of your/their life, pushing that connection from just "by blood" to... other fluids as well.As for your other question, I only have half-siblings that I've never met, so I don't really consider them full-fledged siblings. I've popped a boner to some of my cousins and aunt before though, ngl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>34151084I have brothers. So I fucked my cousin instead
> Caught you mirin’ bro~
>>34152259I'm mired in my own misery, if that's what you mean..>perky sister cheering up depressed brother by flaunting her hot bod when
> Brothers, who needs them? This family would be a lot better off without them. In fact; I say we get all the brothers, put them on a big boat, send them across the ocean and sink it halfway.
>>34151084It's the fantasy of having a family that loves you, the fucking is just a side benefit mostly.
>>34152291Hey, buddy! My wife's a brother!
>>34149637>>34150987unf worthy pics. Thanks for the share.
>Your sister **** will never show you her cheerleader picture
>>34152259What are you? The tank top over a pony?
>C’mon Chrissy, it’s been 20 years since youve seen your son.> Candy ass, I haven’t seen my boy since I gave birth to him. He won’t even know who I am. > That’s why you should meet him! You’ve served your time and it’s time you pick up where you left off.
>>34153462You sure you wanna go down this rabbit hole anon?
>>34153462>The aroma of Oregano and Basil slither into your nostrils. This sauce is going to be delicious.>You carefully stir it, not wanting it to start burning.>It’s Sunday, and you’re home for a family dinner for the weekend. >Your name is Anonymous. Only son of the Armor household. Well...Adopted son, but they treat you as if you were their own.>Mom was especially enthused about you coming over. She said she had a surprise for you. You wonder what it is.>After stirring for a solid three minutes, you lower the heat and bring the wooden spoon to your lips.“My god. That’s flavorful!”>You’re a cooking genius.>You’re about to put the used spoon in the sink when a pair of petite arms wrap themselves around your waist.>”I want to taste tooooo!”>A smile forms on your face. It’s your little sister, Flurry Heart.“I used this spoon. Let me get another.”>She buries her face in your back, tickling you.“Oy! Cut it out! You know that’s my weak spot!”>”Hee hee! I know!”>You roll your eyes, getting a clean utensil for Flurry Heart to try the sauce with.>Her face takes on a dreamy expression after tasting it.>”Oh Anon...That’s amazing. Make this for me every night when we’re married!”>You flick her forehead.“You’re only 16. That’s not something a girl your age should be saying.”>She sticks her tongue out at you.>”You’re not that much older!”“Mhm.”>Flurry pummels your chest with her softlittle fists. You can’t help but laugh. It’s like an anime.>”Getting along as usual, I see?”>The play-fighting is interrupted by the arrival of Mom, and Dad, who are hand in hand as usual.>”Mom! You have to try this sauce, anon made! It’s out of this world!”>”Oh? Let me taste it then...”>You watch as both Mom and Dad partake of your creation.
>>34153531Oh hell yes continue
>>34153531>This is like every sitcom you used to watch as a kid. Family Matters, Full House. All of them. It all seemed like an unattainable dream from that lonely little one bedroom apartment, but here you are.>Dad puts his hand on your shoulder.>”I see you’re putting that Culinary degree study to use.”“I better be, considering how much it cost for me to even get my foot in the door.”>Dad chuckles.>”What’s a few years of crushing debt, if it produces the next Gordon Ramsey?”>He winks.“Well then. Everything is ready. Is the table set?”>Flurry raises her hand.>”I set it!”>Dad claps his hands together. >”Then let’s eat! I’m starving!”>Mom, who had been helping herself to the pasta sauce, wipes the corner of her mouth.>”Oh! Before I forget! Make sure you set the table for one more.”“One more? Is Twilight coming over?”>Mom, and Dad exchange knowing looks.>”You’ll see.”>Mom smiles reassuringly. This must be related to the “surprise”.>The two head into the dining room, whispering to one another all the while, leaving you with Flurry.“What’s that about?”>She shrugs.>”Who cares? I’m ready to eat!”> You shake your head, jealous she inherited her mothers metabolism, as she takes a big pot of Noodles you cooked earlier to the table for you.>You soon follow with sauce.>Everyone is at the table already, Mom and Dad still whispering to each other.>Flurry taps the seat next to her, while looking at you with a huge grin.>This girl...>Sitting the last component of dinner on the table, you scoot in next to Flurry.“Alright. Soups on!”>”Yay!”>Flurry tried to grab a piece of Garlic Bread, only to get her hand slapped by Mom.>”Ow! What was that for?!”>”Everyone isn’t here yet. You have to wait.”>”Huh??”>She confusedly looks at you, then your parents, rubbing her hand.>”J-Just give it a moment sweetie.”>Dad seems noticeably nervous. It makes you suspicious.
>>34153597Chomping at the bit
>>34153597“Are we waiting on somebody? Who is it?”>Mom bites the corner of her mouth, looking to Dad for backup.>He does the same to her.>Seeing no other option, Mom starts talking.>”W-well you see...Uh-“>”A family member is going to be joining us today...!”>You cock an eyebrow.“Oh? Then why didn’t you say so? Who is it?”>Mom gulps audibly.>Flurry is pouting, while eyeing the food.>Mom puts a finger on her temple.>”It’s...ah..,”>NOK NOK.>Both Mom, and Dad perk up.>”It’s time to meet them!”>Mom quickly gets up, disappearing around the corner into the living room. You can hear the door open, and intense hushed talking.>You look at Dad, who awkwardly smiles.>Finally footsteps. More than one set.>Mom is first to enter, with an uneasy smile.>”Anon. There is someone I wanted you to meet.”“...Okay?”>Mom turns to the person hidden around the corner.>”Come on. He’s ready.”>Someone takes a deep breath before stepping into vi-“...What...”>A tall woman with long green hair, stands across the table, her hands folded together in front of her stomach.>She shivers, keeping her gaze on the ground.>The silence is tense, and thick. Stifling almost. You feel like you’re being choked.>Flurry touches your tightly clenched fist, you didn’t know was balled up, as you glare at this failure of a woman with pure hatred.>Mom and Dad sweat nervously, watching with bated breath.>The woman raises her head slowly, peeking at you through her long locks.>”H-hello Pharynx...I-it’s Mommy.”
>>34153531>>34153597>>34153651Please stop. This is cringe
>>34153651DAYM BOI. Pharynx? Is that a name?
>>34153665It’s thorax’s Brother in the mlp show. DYEWTS?
>>34153652>>34153651Ignore him. Continue
>>34153669I do, I forgot and never actually saw how his name is written.
>>34153676>>34153678>inb4 someone starts complaining even though the green just started about something asinine
>>34153704Eh... I'm not, actually. Just get curious at the name.
>>34153651I see a lot of potential here. By the gods please, please continue.
>>34153462Thanks for the great idea Anon. I'm looking forward to reading what comes of it.
I'm trying to flesh out a Twilight/Shining(human) idea where after beginning a secret sexual relationship Shining happens to mention that he was very sexually active in high school, surprising Twilight who had completely failed to notice this at the time because she was too busy being a big nerd. Feeling she had wasted her teenage years she decides to re-live what she missed with Shining by doing things like dressing up as a cheerleader. What else should happen?
>>34153651>You blink a few times in disbelief, looking from this wretch of a human to Mom, and Dad.>Mom is pale. She can see things aren't going like she thought they would, and her face says she is thinking of a way to remedy the situation.>Flurry is still holding onto your hand, with pleading eyes. She's clearly unaware of what is going on, but the expression on your face is enough to tell it isn't good.>As you stare at her, it all comes back.>In a flash, you're that little boy again. That little boy whose big brother left home when he hit Eighteen, and left you alone with "her". The same "Her" who would go out every night, looking for love in all the wrong places. Did she find that love? Yes. She found it in the bottom of a bottle. She found that love in a needle. In powder to be snorted in her nose. In random men, that she put over you whenever possible...even when you got...>You taste Iron. You've been biting your lip this whole time.>She looks up at the trickling blood, with worried eyes.>"Pharynx...you're bleeding-">She's about to come around the table, but your sudden death glare freezes her in her tracks."You...If you come around that table...I swear to GOD...I WILL KILL YOU!!">You reach for a steak knife, and point it at her threateningly.>Flurry flinches at the venom in your tone. You're a completely different person.>"A-anon, calm down!">"It's fine son! Just breathe...">Mom, and Dad have already made their way around, trying to deescalate the situation.>Your teeth are grit tightly. Your eyes are bulging out your skull, and tears are streaming down your cheeks."Y-You! You ruined my life! Broke me! Abandoned me, and now you have the FUCKING NERVE to come here, and call yourself "Mommy"?! YOU SICK BITCH!">The "woman" looks down in shame.>"This was a mistake. I should go-">She turns to leave, heading to the front door.>Mom's head is rapidly going between the two of you, before she chases after the "egg donor".
>>34154406Our boy is back
>>34154316>What else should happen?Sex between them.
>>34153652I've seen you call shit cringe so often in this thread that the word has completely lost all meaning here. Are you 14 or something?
>>34154461Well, yeah. Tons of sex is the main way Twilight tries to capture an (exaggerated) notion of being a cool teen that she missed.
i don't understand why Big Mac went for Sugar Belle when he already has Applejack
>>34154406>"Put the knife down, Anon...it's okay...">Even though she isn't in the room, you dare not drop the Knife. Your knuckles turn white from clasping it so tightly.>Dad puts his hand on yours slowly lowering your arm. >"D-daddy? What's going on?">He hugs you close, not caring for the blood and tears staining his shirt.>"Just a passing bad memory Flurry. That's all.">You retired to your old room for the evening, long having lost your appetite.>Flurry wanted to console you, but Dad thought it best you have some time alone to process things.>So here you are now. Filled to the boiling point with rage, and Vitriol. Your heart racing like you're about to have a heart attack, and your fists are balled so tightly, the palms of your hands are raw."That fucking whore...who the fuck does she think she is?!?!">You hammer your fist into one of the pillows on your bed."I hate her! I HATE HER!">More punches. What you wouldn't give to hit her instead.>Tnk Tnk."...">Your door opens slowly.>It's Mom.>"Anon, sweetie...can we talk?">You sit up, looking at her with intense, puffy red eyes.>Mom gasps, bringing a hand to her mouth.>"Oh Anon...My baby...">She cautiously approaches, hugging you much like Dad did earlier.>"I'm so sorry...I'm so so so sorry!">You sit there stoic, and still.>It's a few minutes, before Mom holds you at arms length, stroking your face.>"I swear to god, Anon, I didn't want this to happen. I didn't want you to be hurt!""Was it you?">"H-huh?">You look at mom with those frightening, weary eyes."Was it you who brought her here?">Mom brushes your ear with her thumb, trying not to avert her gaze.>"I..Well...""Mom.">Mom looks scared to speak any further.>"I-I did.">A low throaty growl, makes mom sweat a little.>"W-wait! Please let me explain, honey! She contacted me once she got out of Prison! She said she was a new person and she wanted to be part of your life again-""NEW PERSON?!?!"
>>34153531>>34153597>>34153651>>34154406>>34154575Thank you for this, been a while since we've had some long-form green. Please continueAlso, welcome back, don't let the autists run you out this time
>>34154575interesting premise. glad to get some green.I wonder if Phanonyx's sitcom fantasies are going to backfire. sitcoms have farcical misunderstandings
>>34154574He asks in a general where a few people will get triggered beyond hell unless every male in every story is Anon.
>>34154674>AutistsIts just Faggot and that guy that stalks the thread for him.>>34154702Because no one likes your shit taste taking up 10 months of threads.
>>34154706>Its just Faggot and that guy that stalks the threadYou mean you and yourself? Can't think of anyone else who keeps shitting up every thread there is with endless screeching the second he sees something he alone doesn't like.
>>34154727You've been screeching for months even when people ignore you, do you think the thread is as brain damaged as you are?
>>34154741>You've been screeching for months even when people ignore you, do you think the thread is as brain damaged as you are?Stop staring at a mirror when you make a post.
>>34154727>>34154741>>34154751Here we go againCan you two have your small-dick measuring contest somewhere else and not ruin the afterglow of good green?
>>34154787Say that to the only Anon who seems to have a massive problem with literally everything that is not to his liking.
>>34154741>a thread can have intelligenceim going with you have brain damage on this one
>>34154575The green is off to a great start. Welcome back and I look forward to reading more.
Oh no... she is using that face...
> You know what? Ok, just this once little bro~
>>34156232Oh no you don’t. Take responsibility mobile poster. The current green is your fault
>>34156282>Your faultWhat does that mean? Do you not want content?
>>34154575>Kirko's back!That's good>his green is shitThat's bad>The REEEEEEtards are at it againThat's normalGlad to have you back you magnificent bastard.
Please just one entire thread without interthread bickering. Is 500 posts REALLY that much to ask for?
>>34156314>Cousin Bonnieoh to reminisce
>>34156314on 4chan? Yes.
>>34156314It's too late Bonnie.It was always too late.
>>34156314>>34156323I would hard enough to shatter her pelvis
>>34156314if you feed them, they will come
>>34156335>ywn have a threesome with your sister and her girlfriend Fucking unf
>>34156335>>34156496>picunfYeah, I miss big sister Lyra and cousin Bonnie.
>>34156312Wait. So you hate the green?
>>34154575Yeeees finally kirko’s back with awesome green. Good have you back buddy. I know this is asked alot but any chance of getting any more of that diamond tiara green too.
>>34157635Now all we need is Badly and Jeff back and the gang will be back!
>>34157782Jefe' come back, we'll overlook Aunt Coco's penis we swearSeriously dude come back
Are the nieces coming back anytime soon, SC?
>>34154575>Your rage can't be contained any longer."What's new about her?! She meet some nation of Islam retard who found god after committing crime after crime? Do you honestly think that spending ten years in prison is enough to get her on the right track?! How long until she goes looking for more men to spend the night with or drugs to shoot up into her withered out veins??">Mom silently listens, taking a seat next to you."You know what she did to me Ma. You know the state she left me in, before she went to prison!">"I do.""Why would you even entertain the notion that she gave a damn about me in any sense? You know what it is? She needs a place to stay. She needs money to go have fun with, and since she can't find Thorax, guess who's next in line?">Mom sighs.>"I suppose...I thought you needed closure. I mean, as a mother myself I just thought that if I had been separated from my boys for so long, I'd be trying my hardest to see them again.">You put your face in your hands, and sigh loudly, as Mom rubs your back tenderly."I don't need closure. I just need her out of my life. Forever.">"Anon...""No mom! She had her chance, and she blew it. BIG TIME.">"Anon please! Just-""Mom! NO! All the nights I was hungry! The Men! The molesting! I'll never forgive her!">Mom clasps your cheeks.>"I'm not asking you to forgive her! I'm asking you to talk to her...to forgive yourself.""Forgive-?">Her words are confusing. Why would you need to forgive yourself? You didn't do anything wrong! You didn't force her to practically abandon you, or force her to sign away her rights to you.>You still imagine to this day what would have happened if Mom didn't kick that door down, seeking the mistress of her cheating fiancee.>You probably be dead, or living the same way "She" did.
>>34159755being in a kirko bangz story is suffering
>>34160544Just forgive your mom.... by making her your girlfriend
>>34160594honestly this looks like one of those "you're too fucked up to be a mom again, but we can be friends... with benefits" situations. I can't imagine her ever redeeming her original role or anything close to itif anything anon gets to be the boss. could even be therapeutic to pull her hair a bit. put a collar on her, take her for some walks.
>>34159755"Mom...I don't understand. I don't need her. I just need you, and everyone else...">Mom blushes lightly, rubbing your cheek affectionately.>"It's been long enough sweetie. Do this for your soul.">You grunt, as Mom gets up.>"She left, but maybe the two of you can meet up for coffee tomorrow? It's still the weekend. Maybe you can get on the road to patching things up?">Patch things up, huh?>It's odd she would start with you, and not Thorax. Then again, she knew exactly where you were and who to contact to get in touch with you.>You don't know what she did to Thorax, but as far as you're concerned, she did you the worst. The Night Terrors still come and go to this day."I'll think about it, but I can't make any promises. I don't know how I'd act alone with her.">Mom lets out a sigh.>"Then what about if I invited her here tomorrow morning? Would you at least try?"".....">"Please? For me? I'll be here to mediate things so it doesn't get out of hand.">You smirk."Are you sure? I mean you originally wanted to beat her up.">Mom's cheeks puff out.>"For that, you're DEFINITELY gonna try tomorrow morning.""Aw come on!">She leaves the room in a huff. Maybe you went too far with that one.>Laying back on your bed, you begin to reminisce. You were in that cold, filthy apartment watching Full House, while hugging your scrapped up, dirty knees. "She" was out as usual. Said she couldn't take you stressing her out when you told her about how the guy she brought home last night touched you.>"And what do you want me to do about it? I know you're lying! You just don't want me to be happy! You need to understand I .have my own life to live!" Her exact words.>You just sat there. Envious. Sad, and too tired to cry anymore.>Lucky bastards.Having Siblings who are always there. Family that protected you.A clean house. Food.>The tv suddenly seems louder. People are shouting, but the mouths are matching up.>Wait. It's from outside.
>>34160711now is this "wew" or ew? Because if you're gorssed out now the incest part is gonna make you hurl
>>34160756but wincest is nice
>Cousin Twi always knew you were a hands-on learner>Thanks to her help, you're sure to ace your human biology final
>>34160703>The words "whore", and "Cheater" are being thrown around. Sounds like the neighbors are fighting again. You go back to watching TV.>BAM.>The impact against your door makes the wood crack."Wh-who is it?!">BAM BAM->"Open up bitch! I know your loose ass is in there!">BAM.>Is it another Dealer, owed money?>BAM->The door flies open after another hit, and a young woman barges in, with a nervous guy behind her.>"KNOCK KNOCK WHORE! AVON CALLING!">What's Avon?>She looks around the dilapidated apartment, and looks back to the guy.>"You slept with this slut, and she lives in a Roach Motel like this?!">The lady scans the apartment until her eyes fall on you.>You stare back with large frightened eyes, making the woman's rage-fueled scowl soften. She looks back at the guy again, who just shrugs.>She reluctantly kneels on the dirty floor.>"It's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you...""...">"Is your mommy around? Are you by yourself?">You start to shiver.>"No no no! Don't be afraid!">She touches your knee. Her hand is warm."...She left. I don't know when she'll be back. I never know when she'll be back...">"?">The lady looks around again.>"This place is a mess. When was the last time you ate? What did you eat? Where's your father?">So many questions at once...it hurts your head.>"This isn't right. We should take you to the police-">"A-are you sure honey? I mean, we don't want to be kidnappers...">She shoots him a look shutting him up, before turning back to you with a friendly smile.>"What's your name? I'm Cadence.">Nok Nok>You're broken from your flashback by the sound of someone knocking on your door."Come in.">It slowly opens.>Flurry quietly steps in, closing the door behind her.>"H-hello, Anon.">She stands in the middle of your room, playing with her hands."Hey.">"Can I sit with you?">You chuckle. She's such a kid."C'mere.">You hold your arms out for a hug. She of course wastes no time diving into your arms.
>>34160833just once I want to see one of these tests that ask you what the body parts are and how they work
>>34160703>watching Full HouseI can only forgive kid Anon if he watched it solely out of family envy, but he's walking a thin line.
>>34160897it's not THAT bad...
>>3416089Anon, let me educate you on real life.It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page. think about it. Love and tradition of the grand design? Some people say it's even harder to find. but fret not because then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls Cause all I see is a tower of dreams and real love burstin' out of every seam. As days go by, it's the bigger love of the family!
>>34160917>reply to post from 2012>nothing to do with thread>ramblings of a mad manthis deserves all the ???'s
>"Did my Dad fuck your Mom?">"Did he make it sound like someone was fisting a jar of mayonnaise?">"Have you ever seen his dick?">"He never shows it to me whenever I ask.">"Oh, wait... was he the one that, you know... touched you?">"I guess it would explain why he's never come after me."
>>34160917Gotta get back. Back to the past.
>>34160838sorry for the previous post redundancy.>Flurry practically sits on your lap.>She just quietly holds you saying nothing."Are you okay?">"I should be asking you that. I;ve never seen you that way! It was so scary!">You stroke her bobbed hair."I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to scare you.">She puts her head on your shoulder, sighing.>"Who was that woman? She called you "Fair-rinks".""She's....a bad reminder of the past. It;s also "Pharynx". It's my old name before I had it changed.">"You changed your name? It wasn't always Anonymous?">You shake your head."Nope. I had a whole other life before I came here.">"Will you tell me about it?""When you're older.">Flurry gets off your shoulder with an expressive gasp.>"I'm old enough to understand stuff like that!>You ruffle your hair."Sure you are.">"Dangit Anon! I'll show you!">A wrestling match starts between you, and Flurry Heart. Your laughter could be heard throughout the house as the small girl tried her best to pin you down, It goes on until she falls asleep right there in your bed.>Leaning over her slumbering form, you kiss her forehead. This is what you always wanted, but now you're starting to feel..."different", and you know why. >You lay next to Flurry, staring at the ceiling."Just coffee tomorrow? Can I do that?">Flurry snuggles up to you, mumbling something.>All you do know, is you don't want to scare her or your parents again. They don't need to see you like that. This is your family. This is your ONLY family, and they all love you.
>>34160917wow archive integration goes pretty far backalso, wrong Miller-Boyett show. That's the Family Matters theme.
>>34161013I want to lovingly marry Flurry Heart
>>34161046Liar. You just love the way kb writes her.
>>34161055Can it not be both?
Warning.An episode about the cmc growing up airs this weekend. Chances are this thread and others will die if not watched. I have named this event the “avalanche of muh” god help us
>>34161195And if you're not a faggot, you would've been jacking off to them already
>>34161208I’m curious to how they’ll look and sound in burger speak.
>>34161211>burger speakThe show is Canadian
>>34161013That's a good little sister there. Making sure her big brother is ok and trying to cheer him up. Very comfy. Thanks for the update and I look forward to read the next one.>>34161046Me too.>>34161055And yes. I do like how she and Cadence were written in CH.
>>34161225The episode in question isn’t premiering in English poopface
>>34161013Her hair *
>>34161002>>34161330I feel like I'm missing context
>>34161347He’s being a faggot using Flurry’s image. Nothing more
More father/daughter pls
>>34161380Write it then
>>34161453I guess fag migrated to poortrix thread. Keep him.
Why do replies mentioning certain writers get deleted?
>>34161585Because years later, some are still butthurt over the effect Candy Hearts has on the general.
>>34161601What's Candy Hearts?
>>34161603Old kirko green about anon getting semi adopted by candanse and fingerbangonf flurry while shiny is dead.Had a rushed ending because faggot kept complaining about it, overall it was good though.
I can't believe I didn't know this thread existed, and the last thread expired for 3 days.3 WHOLE BLOODY DAYS! That's how fucking tired I am
>>34161601How many years has it been since Candy Hearts?
>>34161740Year and a half to two years I think
>>34162269Been about 2 years since last month.
>>34162281Happen to have the link where someone compiled it in a pastebin by chance?
>>34161390Do you make replies like this to everyone here who wishes to see more of one thing or another? Or just to the things you hate?
>>34162585Probably both, but he has a point. Anyone can start writing here, so if you wanna see more of something, try writing it yourself and see where it goes from there.
>>34162789Because seeing almost every post have a reply to it that says "Just write it then" would be great, wouldn't it? It's like you have a problem with Anons merely wanting to see a thing.
>>34163023I don't, but don't be pissy if somebody if somebody tells you to write what you want to see. Nobody here is obligated to write anything for you or any other Anon, bud. If they want to write what you're looking for, they might, just be patient and wait. But if you ask for it and nobody cares enough, then nobody's stopping you from doing it yourself.
>>34163052>don't be pissy if somebody if somebody tells you to write what you want to see>if somebody if somebodyHue.>Nobody here is obligated to write anything for you or any other AnonThat's true. One thing you seem to be forgetting here, tough, is that this is NOT a safe haven for whoever anyone is.>If they want to write what you're looking for, they might>but if you ask for it and nobody cares enough, then nobody's stopping you from doing it yourself.So in your words, everyone who wants anything should make it themselves.>>34156232>>34160833>>34161002Write it then.And that's just three posts in this single general. See how annoying it would be if everyone were to act like you?
>>34163079Different anon here, but I'm almost tempted to start doing it if it'll annoy you and possibly kill the stupid posts at the same time.
>>34163079>>if somebody if somebodyWas meant to be "to somebody if somebody", but whatevs>So in your words, everyone who wants anything should make it themselves.Yup. Is that harsh? I don't care, that's just the way it is. You might get lucky and somebody will come along and give you what you want, but you shouldn't expect anyone to care enough either. Otherwise, do you think that any of the writefags here would've written green at all?>See how annoying it would be if everyone were to act like you?I mean, even to prove a point, you're still contributing to your own problem by doing that. But either way, it's your own fault if you get annoyed by it. Instead, you could be taking it as a motivator to actually "write it then". And at least it's better to have your idea acknowledged in some way instead of nobody replying to it at all.
>>34163108>I'm almost tempted to start doing it if it'll drive posters awayGo ahead then.
>>34163137Why would I? Now that you've given resident shit posters a way to annoy you and possibly drive others away, they'll do it for me.
>>34163131>that's just the way it is.>ImplyingIt used to be that one would post an idea and, as long as one didn't spam it, hope that a writer would pick it up and do something with it.If you think it used to be that nobody ever posted an idea and instead just waited for writers to appear out of the blue with ideas of their own, then you truly are a newfag ass.
>>34163162>implying that I ever said that everybody shouldn't post ideasDo you have reading comprehension issues? My point is that if you post an idea and somebody tells you to write it, then don't cry about it. If nobody cares enough to write your idea, learn how to write and do it yourself for once if you want it so badly. And if you still don't want to AND nobody cares to write your idea, well then I guess you'd better think of something better/hope and pray again.
>>34163162>all this whining because someone told him to write his own Dad/Daughter green
I just want to have sex with Apple Bloom.What if she asks AJ for advice, not knowing it's her brother she's asking about, and AJ just gives her the boistrous encouragement you'd expect hearing she's sweet on a feller.
>>34163928>big macs posts on /mlp/
>>34163955aside from his quietude, his hugeness does make it easy to identify as the biggest of macs.
>>34163983Wasn't he dwarfed by the other big ass horse though?
>>34164652sure but I'm dwarfed by basketball players. I'm still big.
if we're not doing the "AB is secretly AJ and Big Mac's daughter thing" then Big Mac trying to sneak sex with his youngest sister is kinda cute.
>>34165396it's cute either way, but if we were doing that, he should involve AJ. gotta keep the whole family together, not sneak around on his sisterwife
>>34163189>My point is that if you post an idea and somebody tells you to write it, then don't cry about itAnd my point is that if everyone who posts any kind of ideas were to get nothing but a "write it yourself, fag" as a respond, then there would hardly be a lot of active generals here.
>"Boy, Anon sure does work out naked in public a lot since his daughter moved out."
>>34166757I dont get this one but I do want more exhibitionist wallflower. it's so weird there's a character by that nickname with similar proclivities in a literature-ass story that's been online since 2007
>>34167686>I dont get this oneHe's fucking his daughter in public, but nobody notices her.
>>34168286Anon has a daughter? Since when
>>34168304You know, the baby ones he had over the last couple of years. Not sure where their mothers are, though. Maybe they're adopted.
>>34168286oh fuck me, I got it last time when it was her brother doing naked pushups... in fact, I think I'm the one that posted that. Jeez I can be thick sometimesThough if they never notice her, it's odd they're aware she exists and think she moved out. did her invisibility just start recently?
>>34168348I guess. I'm not actually sure of the actual show rules. But obviously her dad can't forget his little brood princess.
>>34161390>Write it then>>34166705>"write it yourself, fag"
>>34166705Just write it yourself
>>34168304Don't you know? If it's a story between daddy and his daughter, then daddy is always replaced with Anon and his green dong.Twilight Sparkle x Anon Light.Fluttershy and Anon Shy.Rarity x Anon Flanks.
>>34169317Remove all hotheads
>"Awooooo! Your wolf sister is in heat but she can't find any mates. Will you do your part for the family?"
>>34169327>mates>pluralShe shouldn't be permitted out of the family anyway if she can't contain her thotery.Inbreeding for a more wholesome future.
Reminder to always hug and kiss your little sister.Kissing her lips is optional
>>34169416Why are her hands and feet so tiny compared to the rest of her?
Kirko. Don't leave us. I want to hug Flurry, ruffle her curly hair and serve her tasty meals. I want it. Everyone wants it. God want it. Don't stop it.
>>34169327>wolf sisterAlready got one of those, quite happy with her, thanks anyway
>>34169327either one of those is fine to bed down withand spin around 3 times first
>>34169317While I also prefer characters without established dads, most outside kb aren’t creative enough to do that
>>34169317>not getting the joke that people don't know that Anon's a dad because barely anyone acknowledges Wallflower's existence>turning it into a rant about how people don't cater to you when writing green
>>34161013>The police station is cold, with an air of loneliness.>You sit there on a hard wooden chair, while the Detective types something up.>With all the Family Matters you've watched with Carl Winslow, you know what's happening.>He finally stops with a hard thud of the keyboard.>"Alright son...">You look up at him.>"Your mom...did some really bad things, and she's going to be gone for a long time-""I don't care. I hate her.">The detective gives you a pained expression.>"I see...">He takes a deep breath.>"Do...Do you have anywhere to go? Any family that'll take you in? What about your father?""...">He rubs the back of his neck.>"Right. Well then. I'm gonna give Child Services a call, and we'll see what to do next. I'm really sorry about this-">A packet of papers brushes past your face from behind, as someone puts a report on his desk, making you look at the officer.>"Here's that report for the Tirek bust, Spear.">Wait...you know him.>He looks down at you, and his face turns pale."You're...">"Wh-What're you doing here, kid??">The detective looks between you both.>"You know each other?">You nod."His Girlfriend kicked down-">"ON CRIME! She's an avid speaker for stomping out crime. H-hahaha!">Detective "spear" cocks an eye.>"What is he to you?">"The cop sweats.>"I...I'm his-">You look at him wondering what his answer is going to be.>"He's...my...."~~~~~>Your eyes flicker open to a white ceiling.>Flurry is curled up next to you, still sleeping. Another dream of the past. A past you didn't want to explore ever again.>You sit up, getting out of bed, and go to the bathroom.>Dad is in there shaving.>He notices you in the doorway.>"Good morning kiddo. I was just finishing up.""It's okay...">Rinsing his razor off, he flashes you a look.>"You okay? I know yesterday was pretty hectic. I'm sorry we put you through all that.""...">You lean on the door with crossed arms, saying nothing,
>>34171136i wanna curl up with flurry
> Anon, are you sure you want to go through with this? I’ll no longer be your sister. And if we fail, things will never go back to the way they were. Can you do it Anon? Can you look at me as a woman? If so, then do what comes naturally.
>>34169416>Kissing her lips is optionalWhich ones?
I'm trying to get together a Twilight/Shining (human versions) incest idea based on Twilight's 3rd-season transformation making her taller and much curvierSo far what I've got for the beginning of their secret sexual relationship is that that happens between Twilight's transformation and the final scene of the episode in which it happens; there's a sudden transition from Ponyville to Canterlot so it's easy to insert time in there.Cadence and Shining have been trying to conceive a child but she's too busy for their regular fuck because she's busy late into the night arranging things with Celestia for Twilight's ceremony. Shining, missing his nightly nutting and terribly bored, wanders the empty library in the castle. He thinks of browsing through some books but by comical chance every book title just reminds him of his unrelieved penis. (Need to come up with some gags here).More restless than ever, he notices there's unexpectedly another person in the huge library at this late hour. With nothing else to do, he casually moves to investigate. Approaching unseen from behind he notices it's a young woman with a plump shapely ass. Shining was a successful ladies’ man from high school until the time he got married so he decides to divert himself with some harmless flirting with whoever this chick with the sexy ass is.He gets close enough to get her attention with some sort of flirtatious quip and is shocked when she turns around and is Twilight, whom he hasn’t seen since she transformed as she’d just arrived in Canterlot late that day. He didn’t recognize her at all from the back given how much curvier she’s become. He’s terribly embarrassed that he tried to flirt with his sister but lucky for him it went totally over her head. However, as they talk, he finds himself becoming very attracted to his sister and has trouble ignoring these feelings when she starts to candidly talk about how much bigger parts of her body have become, including her ass and chest.(cont.)
(cont.)Twilight’s stunted social skills growing up left her fixated on her brother but she never thought of him sexually and got over her childish possessiveness when he was married, but even Twilight eventually notices the sexual energy he’s barely suppressing and realizes it can only be focused on her. Unlike Shining, she doesn’t even resist the feeling and her instantly-reawakened fixation on her brother causes her to submit to the desire he is radiating. Ironically this probably wouldn’t have been possible if she hadn’t discarded her childhood feelings for him, allowing new ones to suddenly take their place.I’m a little stuck at this point. Shining is failing to control his lust for his thiccened sister and Twilight, without any rational thought, has become willing for incestuous sex, but what would actually set them off to actually fuck? Sensing Twilight's willingness would make Shining even hotter, but what would make him throw common sense away and decide to fuck his sister?
>>34171958you have the option
>>34172007looks to me more like her arms are in proportion to her head and tits but then everything else gets tiny
>>34171136>SpearWait a second
>>34172049>it's a sparkle-cest againDo you have more ideas? For real?
>>34171958She is blushing right now... that only means one thing...
>>34171136>letting out a sigh, you merely shrug."I...I don't know. It's like I'm a kid again, in that dirty apartment, starving half to death.">"I can imagine. I'd think you would feel that way each time you see your mother around doors.">You chuckle."...Dad?">"Hm?">You're gonna regret asking this you know, but..."Did you really...?">"Did I really what?""You know...Sleep with "Her"?">"URK.">He freezes up at your question. Guess that's all the answer you needed.>"W-well...We all do stupid things in our youth! Ehehe...""Right. How did she even tempt you?">He looks at you, then rushes past you looking into the hallway. Seeing the coast is clear, he comes back inside the bathroom.>"Chrysalis was really pretty in her day. Don't get me wrong, your mother is gorgeous too, but...""You wanted something a little strange for some change?">"Th-that's one way of putting it.">You won't lie. She IS beautiful. Even after all the Drugs and booze, she's still got her looks. That makes you sick. It's almost like God is rewarding her evil deeds.>He nudges you with an elbow.>"This whole Coffee thing? Just give it a try. Just one shot. Your past? You're better than that Anon. I believe in you.">I believe in you. Those words almost make you tear up."H-heh. Okay dad.">He pats you on the shoulder leaving the bathroom, to finish getting ready for work.>You take this time to look yourself over in the mirror.>You really do look like her."All I need is green hair...">You splash yourself with some water, and take a deep breath. "I can do this."
>>34172347Cozy's the kind of daughter who'd help you lure in other girls.
>>34172423oh fuck, you're only half-adopted?fuck yes>for some changeI feel like you mean 'for a change' unless chryssi was so much of a sloot she literally handed out coins to people who fucked her.>All I need is green hairyou don't? I always assume Anon does, except when he's a redhead because he's related to Tree Hugger or someone like that.
>>34172499Have you never heard the saying “doing something strange for some change”? Lol what a zoomer
>>34172423>Completing the holy Trinity, you reluctantly head downstairs, after seeing Mom, and Dad weren't in their room.>The smell of Mom's favorite columbian Roast, and butter are getting stronger as you get closer to the kitchen.>"-nk this was a good idea. I mean don't you hate me also?">You can hear talking. You can make out Mom's sigh.>"This is about you, and I. This is about making things right with Anon. I don't want him to go through life living with this over his head.""...">Ceramic clinks against the table. Suppose you can't sit out here eavesdropping forever. You enter the Kitchen, your heart beating a mile a minute.>Both of them look to you with big eyes.>"Pharynx...!">"Anon! Good Morning..""Morning.">"She" lowers her head, not wanting to meet your gaze.>You sit next to Mom, resting your hands on the table, staring at that wretched person who gave birth to you. The silence is deafening and the tension thick. Easily comparable to yesterday.>"W-well! How're you doing this morning, Anon sweetie? You sleep well?""I did.">"She" traces a finger around the rim of her coffee cup.>You narrow your eye, and cross your arms.>Mom fidgets with the collar or her shirt.>"W-well...I think I hear your father calling me. Be right back Anon!""What? I didn't hear anythi-">Mom hurriedly gets up, and leaves you both there alone. You and...Ugh. Just acknowledging her makes you ill.>She peeks through her green locks at you like yesterday, as you stare at her.>"H-Hello Pharynx...""It's Anonymous. Don't call me that name again.">"R-right. I'm sorry.>You suck your teeth, looking to the side. >"S-so Cadence tells me you're into cooking...?">You glare at her, gripping your bicep muscle."Yeah. All the times you left me alone to fend for myself at home, I learned how to combine different kinds of crap to create something mildly edible. I figure, why not make it a career?">She winces at your comment.
>>34172518>It's not black coffee
>>34172526It’s not coffee.
>>34172502"Put a baby in her, daddy! Mine will need someone to play with."
>>34172423This actually be like that sometimes when you want a crackwhore instead of your pretty princess.
>>34172536More like he found someone to play with his prostate with her face. Cadence uses a strap and it hurts him
>>34172518Like that, boy. Crush her.
>>34172559Had a nice post ready next but my laptop died. I’ll update later
>>34172518I want to read a giant novel of this and cry myself to sleep
>>34172571It was also gonna be angry incest. Guess it’s better than going to work with a massive boner from chrysalis being molested by her son
>>34172598https://derpibooru.org/2105707?q=queen+chrysalis%2C+humanizedFor the sake of imagination purposes
>>34172598It is a huge question who is going to molest who.
>>34172634He just said who doodoo face
>>34172526>>34172527 Because god forbid people enjoy coffee without the bitter blackness
>>34172699>not getting a joke reply Nice job milk drinker. I bet you’ve never even been to the cloud district
>>34172700No. I meant to say that’s tea. Not coffee
>>34172700Just drink boiled earth bruh
>>34172281Rarity fucks her dad because she secretly has a mustache fetish.
>>34172526Fuck black coffee. Im not saying get homosexuality in a cup but a splash of cream and a little sugar or some of flavor syrup is fine. except cold brew thats fine black
>>34172526Fuck off Godot
>>34172281I like it.shrug.jpg
>>34172700>god forbid people drink coffee that isnt blackYeah I know but when I see other coffee it just doesn't do it for me. I like it black especially when I get off to work.
>>34173510Not with Shining though.
>>34173329Are you in the wrong thread?
>>34173510Have fun on your vacation
>>34173693>crying to mods
>>34173510it's easy if you try.
>>34173733>he's so new he doesn't know anthro has been banned since the board was created seven years agoCan you imagine what his life must be like to defend anthroshit? The poor guy.
> When your big bro didn’t walk to school with you
>>34169689This.>>34171535unf>>34172049>>34172054It has smut potential with a bit of romance potential coming from Twi. I guess it depends on where you want to take it. Is it just going to be lewds or do you want to develop some forbidden romance. I'm interested either way though I prefer the latter.>>34171136>>34172423>>34172518So much potential I don't even want to guess. Thanks famalam. I eagerly await the next update.>>34173510Nice.>>34173926Have we had a Sister Trixie story before?
>>34174124>I guess it depends on where you want to take it. Is it just going to be lewds or do you want to develop some forbidden romance.I imagine Twilight as having an intense crush on her brother a *little* like what she had before he was married, but now they're fucking regularly. Twilight sometimes seems a little nuts to me so she's willing to accept an incestuous affair once it starts more or less by accident.Most of the rest of my ideas are pretty goofy, actually, like the cosplay thing I posted about earlier in the thread, or a gag where after sex Twilight embarrasses Shining by expounding on her theory of why he was able to be sexually attracted to her despite the psychological mechanisms against incest.
>>34172054It's not exactly original but you could, but you could go the route of both Twilight and Shining trying to convince Cadence to have a threesome.Shining could mention he's found a woman open-minded enough to sleep with another chick. While Twilight just straight up asks Cadence to fuck after she shoots down Shining's offer. Pleading it as a gift for her coronation.As for book gags, you could go with Moby Dick, 100 Recipes for Cream Pies, Your Body and You, and or A Premature Conclusion.
>>34174341the flowers ruined it
>>34173880>imagine trying to hide the fact that this board is filled to the brim with diet furries
>>34174341I was planning a gag ending to the series (?) with Cadence where she stuns Twilight and Shining by revealing she knows they're fucking and she thinks it's hot. She's so into it they're creeped out. She eagerly suggests further lengths of depravity they're not willing to go to, like bringing their mom into it or impregnating Twilight.I kind of dislike Cadence's introduction to the series where she has little personality so I decided to go silly and make her a freak.
>>34174728>>34174716>A Wild Faggot showed up>It used, Total FurryFigures, only a queer could have shit taste as you, and the autism to shitpost here for months.
>>34174750This entire board was built on autism towards a show for little girls, you and I don't have much of a leg to stand on either, dipshit.
>>34174788We don't spend months shitposting daily on one thread. At least I hope you don't Anon.
This kind of shitposting make me miss the lolifags. At least those one were tolerable
>>34174824Hey, you asked for it then>ywn have an overly affectionate little ponk sister, who moves around a little too much when she sits in your lap
>>34174728i dont understand why people wear those weird mascot-suity fursuits instead of something you build around your face so it uses your real eyes, mouth connected to your mouth, opens with yours, etc.. how hard could it be? I built something like that when I was 9, out of a foam mattress topper.
>>34174857What you're describing sounds nightmarish, but maybe I just can't quite grasp what you're talking about
>>34174730i saw 'bringing their mom into impregnating twilight' and now it's even hotterI liked her introduction in the series, in twilight's flashback. she was cute.>>34174788technically the board was built on the bad reputation for a show gained by a bunch of false-flaggers spamming it on every board, and people fell for it.
>>34174863So... it was built on autism, just a different brand of autism than we have today.
>>34174856>At a certain point you try to find a way to explain why she can't keep doing that all the time>Maybe if you point out the... increasingly large wet spot she's leaving>"Oh gee Nonny, I didn't realize!">That's better>"If you're getting THAT sweaty, you should probably take off your pants n' undies. That's what I did, see?"
>>34174861well sure if you did it wrong, but a mascot-type one is nightmarish no matter what.
>>34174874i would categorize that under 'terrorism' but sure
>>34174899terrorists are the reigning kings of autism
>>34174906hm maybe. but as far as i can tell, autistic people have trouble understanding the emotions of others, while terrorists know EXACTLY how to manipulate people's emotions to get what they want.
>>34174885At least she's being innocent... I hope. Also anon have to deal with all the other pie sister too. I guess that anon would only be safe with Marble
>>34174949>implying Marble isn't the biggest freak of them allIt's always the quiet ones, anon
>>34174863Well the gag is the incestuous siblings are no match for Cadence's perversity and they bail.
>>34174824Just embrace it. Enjoy the summer in the private family island with her
>>34174949Marble is definitely the cutest pie sister>Marble being a shy and clinging little sister>You MUST hold her and comfort her, or she'd be sad and you'd feel like some kind of monster for leaving her alone at all
>>34174949You need to be there for your little sisters anyway. They need a good male model for the future. Just look what happened with Maud in the show, she is literally dating a pony Sheldon Cooper .
>>34175424Daughters are for loving impregnation.
>>34175455>He wants to watch filthy rich impregnate his daughter Is this cuckoldry?
>>34153531Ah yes, the monkey's paw of writefags. You'll get good story, and then psychotic twists that destroy any integrity said story had.
>>34174730>Cadence knows and thinks it's hot.Yes; all my yes. I'd read it.
>>34174730This is so fucking plain.
>>34175535but anon, this time it started OUT with that part, so kirko could get it out of his system.
>>34175425>>34175432It would be a handful giving enough attention to four little pies, but worth it. A car in every garage and a finger in every pie.
>>34175750A bun in every oven.
>>34175535Cool story bro
>>34175535Then don’t read it. My god. Show everyone how a story is supposed to have “integrity” then. It baffles me how we only have one green going and people still manage to complain
>>34175535>>34175723He should go back to the poor trixie thread. The poorfags love mentally damaged people. He’d fit right in
>>34175424I'm more into little sister Silver Spoon
>>34175990Spoon always include her best friend to the fun.
>>34176093It's just an insurance . No one would suspect anything if you pretend to date the daughter of another rich family . Keep the bonds strong for the future
>>34175702What's wrong with it?
>>34176230>It's another episode of sparklecest with a "I'm cool with that"-Cadence.I dunno, man. Try to figure it out. We need a big brain work over here.
>>34176288I'm not as jaded about horse-incest. Sparklecest is the most obvious incest concept for a reason.
>>34176358>Sunburst and his mom>Starlight and her dad>Rainbow-family>Cakes>etcAnd you pick the basic one.
>>34176425I like it.
>Be Anonymous, big surprise.>Long day at the office as usual, draining to the very core.>Entering a warm home with hot dinner helps elevating that feeling.>”Welcome home father!”>Zecora, your daughter->...Adoptive daughter actually.>-had since your dear wife’s sudden divorce taken up a great deal of responsibility in the household. >Cooking, cleaning and at the same time juggle school and social life. Seeing her here at home however each evening concerned you she chose the latter over the former.>”Baked potato fries and steak, medium rare as you prefer; no mistake!”“That’s great honey…”>Oh Christ.>Glancing into the kitchen you caught a glimpse of your daughter by the stove, clad in only white, panties and an apron.>...yeah her choice of clothing had also drastically changed to very scantally. Her entire demeanour had changed to risque and… slutty. >And it was definitely directed towards you. >Now, Zecora was a big, budding girl becoming a woman, a beautiful woman too.>And that meant her feelings and urges as a woman has starts to emerge and that’s something you get but…>Why you?>Can’t she just find a nice boyfriend?>”Father?”>She rounds the corner, concern clear in her eyes.>”Is there something amiss? Not hungry? Or do you…”>Her hand trail up to the neck strap of the apron, beginning to open up the knot.>”... rather have this?”>Too late to stop her, the apron falls to reveal her ample breasts for just a moment before you back to her.“Zecora! You can’t keep doing this! We shouldn’t do this!”>...>”...why not?”“Because you’re my child! My daughter! It’s not… not right.”>Zecora sighs deeply, then places a hand on your back.
>>34176784>”...I only wish to give back for all you provide. To be caring, loving and not be like mother… the cheating bride.”>Hearing that still hurts. >”Father...I know it is ‘till death do you part’. A good wife should stand by this and I will, because I love you with all my heart.”“But you’re not my wife Zecora. You’re my child.”>You turn, momentarily frozen staring at her rack, then placing your hands on her shoulders.“I love you too-b-but as a daughter. It isn’t meant to-”>She interrupts by closing in and hugging you tightly, head resting on your chest.>...she smells really nice. Fresh and exotic.>”You took me in and gave me a better life. You and… hrm, mother saved me from a world of probable pain and strife.”>Her hands rubs your back, slowly making their way downwards to your belt.>”You deserve love and care. The duty of a faithful daughter to bear~”>You can’t really stop her from unclasping your belt and pulling down your pants. You can’t stop your throbbing erection from rubbing against her tits.>Down she goes, giving the tip a gentle kiss before taking in your length. It elicits a moan and you reflexively put a hand on her head, pushing her down all the way.>Zecora moans at your slight force, vibrating your cock for each push you make.>You can’t hold it for long, shooting a load into your daughter’s mouth. Exhausted you let go of her head, watching her clean and leaving not a string left behind.>But you’re still hot and erect.>You need this.>You need her.>Without warning you grab her firm, ebony cheeks as she stands and carry her to the kitchen. Down onto the table you lay her down on her back and tear off her panties. “Zecora I- I love you.”>”And I you,” she breathes. “Father.”
>>34176792>Just how sultry she says it drives you mad and gives enough fuel to breach the gates. Zecora moans loudly as you enter her hot slit, already soaking with her juices.>You refuse to be rough with her anymore, taking slow and passionate thrusts into her, occasionally leaning over her and kissing her. She eagerly returns all love you give, kissing, caressing and even wrap her legs around you to keep you close.>You lose sense of time and space until it feels like your nuts are about to burst.“Z-Z-Zeecora!”>”Inside!” she groans. “Pleeease inside!”“Zecora!”>”D-d-dad!”>You finish inside her with a primal grunting, feeling light headed as fuck. She manages to overpower you with a moan of her own, going slack in your embrace.>Many minutes passes as you stand over her, recovering from probably the best sex of your life. She still won’t let go, so you just have to lift her as you make your way to a stool. You sit with Zecora straddling your lap. “That was… amazing.”>”Mmm~” she purrs, resting her head on your shoulder. “Anything for you father.”>In silent content you sit and snuggle and kiss, basking in the afterglow. Some time later, you remembered the dinner she made for you.“Steak’s probably cold…”>”Mhmm~”“...sitting here and gathering mold.”>Zecora sits up, staring at you with a deadpan expression.>”That was terrible.”>You chuckle, leaning in and kissing her neck.“I’m not hungry anyway. Not for food at least.”>”Mmh, neither do I. So take me to the shower…”>She leans in, whispering in your ear.>”...and plow me dry~”>You smile, kiss her deeply and carry your beautiful adoptive daughter to the shower for round two.Dunno how terrible it is but I did my bestr8
>>34176795> cute and comfy> not indulging into ooga booga like every damg green or prompt9/10, one point down for dismissing a good steak
>>34176795Good stuff, feel bad for that steak dinner though. That sounds tasty as hell.
>>34176795Good read.Reminds me of that Sunset daughter one.
>>34176795Something good with Zecora. Wew.