Greetings! This is a general for all stories involving incest in Equestria or EqG, be it between brother and sister or whatever. Have fun!General Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6Updated bin(?): https://pastebin.com/SSdQjjhULast thread: >>34092238
>When you're not sure which Twilight's name you're calling out during a threesome with your mom and sis
>>34147542Either you're tripping on something heavy, or everyone is failing to find a general on [catalog] that is called the same thing for reasons unknown.
>>34147562He put the subject in the name field 'cause he's retarded. He's talking about this thread. >>34147525
almost wasn't sure this was the right thread until I saw the name desu, we pretty much never use pony pics for this thread
>>34147566Better than nobody else doing shit, you lazy faggot. Make the thread before it dies next time
>>34147579>He can't wait because he HAS to get his greentext fix>He can't check the catalog before making a thread
>>34147582>being too much of a stupid, lazy, unemployed nigger to make the thread himself
>>34147566>He put the subject in the name fieldYou mean like pretty much everyone so far has done?
>>34147595>>He put the subject in the name field>You mean like pretty much everyone so far has done?The fuck are you smoking?
guys, relax, we're here now. it's fine.
>>34142440I still want this to be a thing
>>34147606Either you're smoking something so heavy that you keep forgetting everything you do, or you're an underage.
Oh, cool. Another empty thread.
>>34147655It's only been up for 30 minutes
>>34147633Ah, jumping straight to calling me underage. Nice.Show me an older thread that has the subject in the name field. I just looked at the last 12 threads and don't see any threads like that.
Wouldn't be an IRT thread if it didn't start off with stupid arguments I guess.
>>34147633>>34147674Not the other anon, but I am the one who made the deleted thread. I did genuinely fuck up when making the other thread, I kinda blanked out hard and didn't realize where I was typing. The only other thread I've made in ages was the one prior to this one with Cozy, and I was a bit distressed because this is the second time now that nobody else wanted to make a new thread.Guess I'll make the new thread after this one just as we hit the bump limit next time :L
>>34147674>Show me an older thread that has the subject in the name fieldAre you seriously so drunk right now that you cannot tell where you are anymore?
>>34147723I'm in a thread that has the subject in the subject field.
>>34147579Or better yet, you could just leave it dead. This dead general is only used to shit post at this point.
>With your budding daughter in the throes of her puberty, you're having a hard time keeping up with buying her new bras every couple of weeks when she outgrows her old ones >Maybe your wallet would appreciate it if you just let her go bare while she's at home?>Unfortunately for you, your dick seems to appreciate that decision even more when you notice that her high beams are poking through all her shirts
>>34147749>Fortunately her, shall we say, unburdened friend Tree Hugger educates you on the folly of brustenhalters. or 'boob prisons' as she calls them>So at least now you feel like you're doing right by her
>>34147679It’s not an IRT thread if it’s not at least 75% stupid arguments.
>>34147919>replying to it
This thread needs more mothers/sisters/daughters who enjoy teasing you>How? By walking around the house bra-less underneath their loose t-shirts, letting their jiggly, pendulous breasts sway freely as they're moving about doing chores>Occasionally bending over in front of you to pick something up, giving you more than an eyeful of her magnificently marvelous mounds
>>34147986or even>Nudity has always been normal in your house>But your mom has been bending over like, right in front of you. a lot.>Or reaching over to grab things so her arm spends a lot of time in contact with your junk>or spreading her lips open and asking if you can see a mole inside
>>34147986>BabsThe memories are painful.
>>34147986Needs more daughters in general.
>>34148142Kirko's story about Anon, DT and Babs.
>>34148165Don’t say that name please. He’s banned from here
>>34148180Maybe in your own imagination land he is, but you're the only person who whines about him.
As long as I have a face, Sister Candy-Ass will always have a place to sit.Just like as long as there's an incest thread, Kirko will always have a place to post, despite the ree-ing from the few.
>ywn be greeted by mama Adagio offering you a "full body massage" when you get home from school
Pick a daughter
>>34148309but I clearly had six somehow
>>34148309So... I'm a vampire?This is Hotel Transylvania but with incest ending?
LIKE HELL YOURE GOING OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT!!
>>34148403jeez, girls, it's the same thing I always wearMaybe go out by yourselves if you're so embarrassed of my clothes.
>>34148403>Aria's outfit looks like the female uniforms from the original Star Trek, but sluttier>She's a closet sci-fi nerd, and as her father, it's your job to both occasionally tease her about and support her secret hobby
>>34148403Bitch, I’m fabulous
>>34148403>3 different motherssomeone failed biology
>>34148551>3 different mothers>same father
>>34148734>being a brainlet
>>34148309All 6. It's make an incest baby day, and I'll be damned if any of my daughters miss out on this important lesson.
>>34147521they're not related though!
>>34147555Both obviously.>picUnf other than the flat-topped heads>>341476252nd.>>34148254This>>34148025>>34148292I'm loving all this mama stuff.
>>34148165I still remember too
>"If Anon ever found out what was in this, he'd think I'm a freak..."
>>34149224>Each page has a lock of his pubic hair, she snipped off during his sleep taped down
>>34149224>"Dashie, DAARling, incest is becoming almost chic lately! Everyone who's AAANyone is banging their brother. Why, Anon probably thinks you're a.. a SUPER freak. You're super freaky. Or is it frea-kay..">>34149230>"Oh.. Ohhhh well, that, um... Perhaps you should just write a steamy confession on the first page and hope he doesn't get any further than that."
>>34149224>>34149230"If Dash ever finds out I'm spending half my allowance on merkins because my pubes keep falling out so rapidly, she'll think I'm a freak!"
>>34149237>"If Anon and Dash ever find out I've quit my job to become a merkin salesman, they'll think I'm a freak! Oh shit, that's him. Gotta put one on my face as a disguise... Oh Celestia, why do I allow returns??"
>>34149224>>34149230>>34149234>>34149237>>34149254sometimes you guys are REALLY cool
>>34149259We don't have a ton of greens anymore, but we still have a few grins
>"Rarity, what's a 'merkin'?">"Scootaloo told me her cousin Anon needed one."
>>34149457No. The joke is over, and you're not cool for trying to get in on it
>>34149457>MegasweetThere's a dick under that
> When catch your son watching daytime soap operas
>>34148551I can tell you didn’t grow up in an all female household
>>34147986>This thread needs more mothers/sisters/daughters doing it with each otherCouldn't agree more.
H-hey sis? You wanna hang->........Oh...okay
>>34149647Shut the hell up and go to lesbo thread then, this is a thread for fucking mothers/daughters/sisters/aunts deep dick style.
>>34149775Now now. They’re just trying to intentionally piss you off. Don’t respond. Instead talk about how you love Yona, or your half sister DT! Or big sisters Candy or Saffron
>>34149785I want to talk about Pie sisters, but that always goes Rocks Fall All Writers Die.
>>34149850You may fit into most overhead compartments but I can't keep carrying you around school, people will ask questions
>>34149850For cuddles and kisses
>>34149795What? Are you foreign?
>>34150891>"Take me now, brother! Right here in the woods!">You take your stick from the fire and blow on the marshmallow at the end>'..Alright, 1. This isn't the woods, it's the backyard, and 2. mom and dad are still up. Patience, gorgeous.
>>34149775>being so adverse to girls fucking each otherhate to tell you, Anon, but you might legitimately be a faggot>>34149785>anyone who tries to suggest new ideas must be a trollwhatever you say, man
>>34150942Do you need to be told again that there's already a dykeshit thread for clamsmashing faggots?>Aduurrrr but it is incest and we are in the incest thread 10 months of this shit, jesus christ
>>34150891>>34150917Big brother isn't for corrupting, Cozy. Little sister duty is to maintain his big brother pure until the marriage
>>34149963'rocks fall everybody dies' is a DnD thingtry to give people the benefit of the doubt
>>34150952>it is incest and we are in the incest thread way to ruin your own argument.
I don't understand incest as a fetish. What's attractive about it? Do any of you actually have siblings?
>>34151084it's about having someone that knows you and cares about youknows your story, your references, your accomplishments and your embarrassing points, and loves you anyway.almost impossible to find in real life, and the older we get, the harder it becomes to catch anyone up on your life story, the less you can trust the people you meet.
>>34151084Yes, I love my sister but my cousins are hotter
>>34151084A lot of it is the taboo aspect admittedly, I don't think incest as a fetish would even exist if nobody batted an eye about irl incest. Though what the anon above said is also true. It can be pleasing and lewd to imagine breaking all boundaries with someone who's known you for most of your/their life, pushing that connection from just "by blood" to... other fluids as well.As for your other question, I only have half-siblings that I've never met, so I don't really consider them full-fledged siblings. I've popped a boner to some of my cousins and aunt before though, ngl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>34151084I have brothers. So I fucked my cousin instead