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Karaoke edition


All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv

Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0

For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens

Discord:
https://discord.gg/FmXhV7K

Old Shattered Gem:
>>34033267
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34033267
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Best and based dazzle
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What was the their plan?
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>>34108494

Riding eternally, shiny and chrome!
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>>34108494
Taking it day by day brother
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I'm Adagio
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>>34108986
Big fan.
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>>34108994
Stop stalking me creep
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>>34109020
"No"
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>>34109030
Can't argue with that.
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>>34108986
>>34108994
>>34109020
>>34109030
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>>34109064
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>>34109125
I love it
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>>34109125
Nice
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>>34109064
>>34109125
Is this a series of pics or is this the only one?
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>>34109413
there may be more days ahead. I wonder if day 2 would just be an audience of anon's applauding each other for each compliment
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>>34108494
Break the (magical) wall and go home.
They want to go back.
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Whoever can art. I need an image of Adagio doming a dolphin with a 44.
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Full Res -->
https://derpibooru.org/2107743
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>>34110491
But Adagio is flat chested.
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>>34110491
Full Res -->
https://www.deviantart.com/strawberrycat14/art/Minicomic-Beach-thingy-2-3-Incomplete-545190727
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> Anon! How can you join them?! They’re evil!
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>>34110571
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>>34110620
>Implying Anon's a good boy
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> Ywn adopt them
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>>34110620
They give me free sex.
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>>34110620
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE PONIES ARE EVIL
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friendly reminder, the poof can be tamed.
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>>34111387
Fucking Delete This.
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>>34111406
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>>34111387
>>34111412
i think i'm going to be violently sick.
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>>34111062
> Then you are truly lost!
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>>34111030
>All you had to do was ask.
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>>34111387
>Mirror Universe with no poof
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>>34111929
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>>34111929
This is wrong. THIS IS WRONG.
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>>34111929
>>34112209
>"Adagio! What did you do to your hair!?"

>"Oh dear Sonata, whatever is the problem?"

>"Why'd you do that your hair!? And why are you talking like that?!"

>"Aria, you are so silly! I have a fresh lease on life! I wanted to show the world a brand new me!"
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>>34111929
>>34112264
Guys stop
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>>34111854
Gross.
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>>34111929
Artist sauce? It's a great image.
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>>34112326
Oh sorry is this better?
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>>34108494
It doesn't matter what their plan is, what matters is who they are.
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I wonder if the Dazzlings would ever team up with another villain for a chance to get their magic back. It's pretty much their only option for revenge unless they stumble across another artifact.
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>>34108494
Crashing this thread.
With no survivors!
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>>34111929
woah shit, that took me for a loop
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>>34108641

...There is something about that hair...
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>>34112880
As long as they don't totally botch their characters I don't care what their shown doing. I'd watch a podcast of the Dazzlings just tearing apart every EQG movie, short and special they're not in.
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>>34114637
Or just talking about life and shit without their magic. Their group dynamic works well enough they could make almost anything entertaining to listen to.

Sigh...
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>>34112456
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If they make the Dazzles good than that’s just lazy, because they aren’t that kinda people. The point of them being predators is that they only help themselves. Boo to the redemption idea.
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>>34115598
Finally a good namefag take. Dazzles are best as villains. The Anon that implied they can't still have character growth and be villains last thread was far off base.
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https://i.imgur.com/Dsyfice.jpg
Enjoy
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>>34115844
The fuck is up with all the Dazzle hypno lately?
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>>34110620
>Anon's got a bitchin' singing voice
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The Dazzles being good or redeemed just ruins the entire point of them.while they weren't the shit starters in SBP, i'm glad they weren't friendly.
TL;DR, Sundagio is a stupid ship.
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tl;dr - using a name on an anonymous forum is a stupid thing to do.
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Eh, It doesn't hurt anyone.
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>>34115907
Good art relating to it at least
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>>34115961
True, but it don't change the fact that Adagio would sooner kill Sunset then fuck her.
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>>34115850
There've been a lot of sexy edits of this frame, but never a sexy redraw before.
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>>34116166
>redraw
really?
*checks back*
o shit it is
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>*Gasp* Oh, you’re not Anon.
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> Anon~ you know I’m sensitive there~
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>>34116530
"I'm brushing as softly as I can cunt!"
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>>34116559
>Brushing Adagio's hair
Sounds like both an excellent and nightmarish experience.
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>>34116559
You will never gently comb and untangle Adagios big bushy bush
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>Can I suck on your straw Anon?
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>>34116625
"BITCH IF YOU WANTED A BAJA BLAST YOU SHOULD HAVE ORDERED ONE!"
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>>34112456
Delicious.
>>34115433
Haha, nice.
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>>34115970
Which is why I was so disappointed ny their interaction in SSBP. I half expected the sirens to straight up kidnap Sunset or do something besides just taunting her. I mean, she just tells them there's magic at play and they don't look into it? Why didn't they pretend to help her so they could get it for themselves? I know there's plot reasons but it makes their characters look kind of dumb and lazy.
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>>34116864
Honestly I think it would have been more interesting if the Dazzlings had been aware of the time loop as well. Would have given them more options in the story. Then again I think Pop Crush could have just been replaced by the girls all together and been their story. Only problem with that is trying to follow up RR and not feeling like a downgrade from their previous appearance. It would take some good story writing on the level of FF but I think it could be done. The Sirens with a time altering device could be very dangerous.
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What kind of Bra and Panties do the Dazzlings wear?
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>>34116864
Yeah, I guess the writers just didn't care enough to go with that kind of angle and just couldn't leave them alone at the same time. Despite them being the best thing to come out of the series by far I guess it's just about the most we can expect from this show, but it makes me wish they would have just left them alone kinda.
Though despite the missed opportunities I did enjoy getting to see more of them interacting with each other and such.
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Which Dazzling on which days?
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>>34117055
All three all the time, because they all deserve love and affection.
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>>34117055
Aria on Mondays and Thursdays, she's skipping school and giving herself a four-day weekend anyways.

Sonata is a party girl, Friday and Saturday is when she does her best work.

Adagio is the responsible one, she needs a little fun on Wednesday to get her through the rest of the week, and on Sunday is when she gets all her crazy out of her system before starting the week again.
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>>34116918
bump for internist.
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>>34116918
>>34117247
Sonata is a pure white good girl
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>>34117055
Aria - Monday Wednesday Friday
Sonata - Tuesday Thurs Saturday
Adagio - No.
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>>34117099
Dubs confirm for best answer
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>>34110891
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
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>>34117805
Fantastic post, anon. Truly inspiring. Here is your (you).
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I got your waifu pregnant with my kid
What now
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>>34117822
Cry
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>>34117830
Haha loser
Make sure to raise it well to mock you as well when he is grown up
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>>34118031
Based and dare I say fish pilled as well
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>>34118055
Ah shit, how did you know.
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>>34111929
that's a dude
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>>34115907
How you eat a bag of Dicks
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>>34118589
For being realistic.
yeah aight blueface baby
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>>34115907
Sounds like they have an ed, edd and Eddie kind of relationship with the world
>try to con people out of their whatever until whatever equestrian creature spots them and either try to join them or talk them into being goodie 2 shoes or whatever mixed bag of shenanigans they bring in
>they are mostly apathetic to the rest of the world except for the people they interact directly with and whoever they interact with their cons
>once every few moons they try to cross the portal or contact one of the equestrian inhabitants in the human world, it's not like its very different eating in the human world and eating in equestria
>in fact is arguably harder in equestria considering there are 2 new alicorns and 6 chosen one thingies plus a very powerful unicorn like sunset
>worst of all, the tacos in equestria are all vegetarian. Mexicans already throw a hissyfit when humans use fried tortillas to make them, you can't imagine the siren equivalent of that, if sonata was forced to only eat hay ones
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>>34118651
Yeah. I can see that.
I enjoy that they stick together as sisters. As well that they realize where they fucked up.
But again, being nice to the one who fucked them out of their magic isn't in character. Negative neutral is where it should end.
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>>34118668
tbbqh I see sonata being caotic neutral/evil/good. She is more dummy than evil and thus often being the one that gets them stuck of whatever situation they are in need of external help.
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>>34118690
>The "Sonata is more good then the other Dazzles" argument
I don't get this. She obviously enjoys being terrible to people. Sure she doesn't incite it as often, but that's more due to her not being a bigger picture villain. Sonata goes along with what schemes the other girls plot because she trusts their (mostly Adagio's) judgement.

At most I could see her being non-hostile or bored when interacting with most people. She doesn't seem like she'd care about people much besides their entertainment value. The cutesy, ditzy girl attitude is just how she is, that doesn't mean she'd act that way positively towards anyone but the Dazzlings.
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>>34118869
Thank you for saying what I've gotten tired of saying. Too many times have I had to say that just cause she's ditsy, doesn't make Sonata any less evil.
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>>34109980
>>34115598
>>34115907
>>34115935
>>34115970
>>34118031
>>34118070
>>34118599
>>34118668
>>34118887
>tripfagging
>worse: failing a dub quad
>>>/out/
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>>34117805
Chinese and Indians think like this.
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>>34119042
boo hoo
Move on.
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>>34119042
>calling attention to it and being a drama queen
fuck off and quit attention whoring.
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>>34119042
First time using this site, thought it was funny,
nobody really should care lad.
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>>34117805
I know this is pasta, but anyone who unironically thinks this is such a beta cuck basedboy that it could not matter less what their political beliefs are. Especially if foregoing Dazzling children for such a philosophy. Dazzle daughters are for loving, not coveting.
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>>34117805
>It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
I have thought about it and it makes no logical sense. Cuckoldry is a well defined term and exclusively applies to risking caring for an unfaithful spouse and one or more kids who aren't genetically your kids. Not only are wives more reliant on their fathers, making the "father-in-law syndrome" very real.
Explain to me: why do most cultures on Earth simultaneously say daughters are the greatest gifts and also say to kill adulterers.
I'm unsure as to whether the Sirens would want
>>34117817
>caring for the number of responses
Redditors, on the other hand, are genuine cuckolds. I'm not memeing, they do believe it's okay to have "open relationships" and in the end they don't score.
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Would you journey with her?
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>>34119112
Her entire train of thought.
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>>34119112
will she let me see her panties, piss herself, then let me feel her snatch after?
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>>34119156
No. But she’ll still shoot ya though.
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>>34119061
>>34119073
>>34119078
Samefag.
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Oh my god he's still on it.
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>>34119245
>Breakfast
I could go for some Dazzle breakfast
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>>34119258
>"HEEY waiter guy! Can we get some tacos over here?"

>"Adagio...Can you please tell her to sit down and stop shouting?"

>...Maybe if I pretend I'm still looking at the menu they'll stop bothering me
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>>34118668
>I enjoy that they stick together as sisters.
They're actually never seen apart so they effectively act as a single unit like an aquatic cerberus. Though I think it would be neat to see each of them on their own at the music festival in a 'The Tales of Ba Sing Se' style. Maybe have them interacting with other musicians or their fans. Maybe other past villains there like Wallflower Blush. But that's not the kind of thing EqG tends to go for unfortunately.
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>>34119368
Well when you've been together for 1000s of years, it makes sense, but also they are out as a unit.
I'd have liked to see one person just want to talk to Aria while ignoring the other two in a short but oh well.
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>>34117189
But Sunday is for church, what are you implying?
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>>34119418
Sunday is for the worship of Dagi ass.
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>>34119432
Thick thighs save lives,but fish thighs are my demise.
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>>34119258
BRO, where are the pancakes!!
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>>34119498
It was Sonata's turn to pick breakfast.
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https://i.imgur.com/X2zNWy1.jpg
Enjoy
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>>34119619
https://i.imgur.com/RrHFR79.jpg
Enjoy
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>>34119630
https://i.imgur.com/MjsuYtA.jpg
Enjoy
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sona doga
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>>34119641
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>>34119201
>failing to link to a post
Redditor.
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>>34120173
Accurate.
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>>34120273
You have to go back.
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>>34120290
No
I missed one link to post.
bite me.
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>>34120296
then lurk moar newfag.
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>>34120301
dunking on the new guy aye
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>>34115918
Just add his name to the text filter
Worked wonders for me
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Caption this
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>>34120370
Jesus ya'll take the name thing seriously>>34120370
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>>34120377
If you aren't posting art or a story drop the name you faggot.
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>>34120379
Hopefully he takes the hint. But he is a firsthand user he said so it’s whatever. Move on.
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>>34120376
>"Ay, yo! Lemme smash!"
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>>34120376
>Let down your nose so I may stroke it my dear
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>>34120442
FUCK Anon. Now I can't unsee how long her nose is.
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>>34112340
The artist is Annon.
I didn't spell it wrong.
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>>34121480
>Annon capable of drawing a woman who isn;t a disgusting blowup doll with 30 pounds of makeup caked on their face

I think Hell just got a little colder. what's next, Sundown drawing Twilight and Pinkie again?
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>>34121486
He drew a couple mirror characters designs before being bimbos.
He's done normal human versions of Ember, Gilda, and a couple apple family members too.
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Siren in the shower
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>>34120296
you delete your post and repost corrected.
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>>34120377
The entire site used to make memes about naming yourself for shit you post on a Mongolian tapestry presenting forum.
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One of my favorites. I love it
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Description:
Commission from Fenrox!

Sonata and Aria spent years tracking down a suitable replacement for their Siren Gems, and one day came across an old curio shop that sold them magical necklaces to feed on discord as they had before. But where their old necklaces empowered their wearer, these necklaces caused men around them to view the Sirens as monsters meant only for sex and abuse, and filled them with a deep, violent hatred. The necklaces could only be removed once enough hatred and lust was absorbed…or until the wearer died.

“S…stop…we took off our clothes…please let us go home…”

“You stupid cunts are still covering your tits! Put your hands down or I’ll give you something to really cry about!”
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>>34123767
Spot the whore
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>>34124266
The Abridgenator, is that you?
Stop raping my cute fishy girls.
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>>34119042
>trip
he's namefagging you fucking retard. Why don't you take your own advice
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>>34124429
it's adagio.
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>>34124660
This man has no taste.
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>>34124660
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>>34124675
i mean adagio being a whore isn't a bad thing, it just means she knows how to use her sexy body to her advantage.
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god, adagio's new look is so fucking sexy.
look at that jacket.
look at those shorty shorts showing off her hips.
look at those fucking sexy fucking boots.
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>>34124687
Wouldn't all three know that as that's in there nature as sirens though?
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>>34124690
This man gets it
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>>34124691
yeah but adagio is the best at it, that's why she's the leader.
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>>34124690
>the only villains to not be redeemed
How did our girls get away with it bros
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>>34124708
Cause they are the best as assholes.
Its just how they SHOULD be.
fuck the idea of them getting redeemed
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>>34124708
cuz they weren't used much.
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>>34125549
me on the bottom
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I will award namefag with a free doodle for the sole reason of pissing off everyone who bitches about it.

deadass. Gotta be dazzle related tho.
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>>34125549
He is eating a fish taco.
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>>34124660
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>>34124660
you're not wrong.
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>>34126073
t. namefag
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> Get me a drink, Anon. Heavy on the Orange Juice. You know how I like it~
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>>34126482
bet
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>>34126502
so how does she like it?
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>>34124690
i wanna fuck adagio while she wears those boots.
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>>34126073
I appreciate it.
i'll cut out the name thing after this, but if you would draw Adagio cuddling a plush blue lobster, that would be amazing.
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>>34119042
>tripfag
Where's the trip code? Oh wait, there isn't one. He's a namefag, not a tripfag.
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>>34124690
Imagine how her feet must smell after being in those boots all day. She'd probably want a massage after walking for so long, so you'd be right in front of them for a while. Holding them, rubbing them.
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>>34126822
He could be worse with it to be honest. He ain’t going on with the this is my identity bs and is a at least willing to stop. Idc. More Dazzle talk damnit.
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>>34126840
gas yourself footfag.
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>>34126724
Heavy on the orange juice. Didn’t you hear her?
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>>34126915
S E E T H I N G
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>>34127285
I don't remember there being a clear variant. That's good shit!
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>>34126840
I already wrote how could you fuck Adagio by being her foot massagist.
Check desuarchive.
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>>34126978
so she wants frozen orange juice?
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>Page 9
Must be a sleepy slow day, it is a Wednesday after all
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If they ever got to feature again, would you prefer Villain Dazzlings or Redemption Dazzlings?
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>>34128448
Thats fuckin easy
villains
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>>34128448
Read the thread anon. I think the general preference is them staying villains.
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Why doesn't Sunset just rape the Dazzlings?
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> Despite the fact you took them in the Dazzlings give you a lot of shit.
> Then your birthday comes around and you come home to this
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>>34128589
>>34128590
So far they're the only Eqg villains not to get redeemed. Isn't that odd?
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>>34128448
How man fucking times is someone gonna ask this?
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>>34128605
It's almost like someone's just trying to keep a slow board's thread going.
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>>34128602
Who gives a fuck if it's odd? It's great.
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>>34128608
I wish they'd ask something that hasn't been discussed to death in the past like 3-4 threads now.
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Not Sorry.
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https://i.imgur.com/HGCiaYD.png
Enjoy
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https://i.imgur.com/tom1scI.gif
Enjoy
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>>34126915
Being a failure at procreation is enough, mate.
There's nothing a woman hates more than a fartfag* and after that a footfag.
*This includes anyone with a penchant for sniffing or smelling.
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https://i.imgur.com/IdW7NaS.png
Enjoy
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>>34129427
The tacos are somehow still the worst part about this.
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>>34129455
>Spoiler
This honestly
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>>34130296
> Why is it that whenever something happens it is always you three?
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>>34128599
sauce on the nude version?
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>"Really Anon? Page Nine? I guess you were lying when you said you loved me."
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>"Page five anon? You make me sick. Fake followers like you are worth less than the dirt under my boots."
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>>34129427
>not compressed to death
>somehow has air and light in there
Vorefags are the worst.
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>"Page 5 again!? Anon, I think you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"
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>>34132419
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Here we go again
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>>34132453
STOP it doesn't have to go again!
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>>34132453
>>34132458
Post it just to spite this anon
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>>34128331
It's real sleepy hours
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>>34133172
Alright what the fuck is this shit,
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>>34132439
This is actually cute as fuck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM7D9zHWXIw
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>>34133961
Heh...
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>>34133172
cursed
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>>34131632
maybe if you were a better dazzle this wouldn't happen.
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>>34133961
Am I the only fuckwit that thinks Aria's archives is overrated af
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>you meet your waifu and start dating
>she is the evil version of an autistic person and only knows how to do things trough aceritve means
>at the end of the day she feels like a fuck up and doesn't want to see you anymore out of shame
Wat do
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>>34134518
it definitely is.
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>>34134518
No. I'm pretty sure every other anon on here thinks it's mediocre or shit. I'm not fond of the author's choice of drama or characterization myself.
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>>34134501
>Mindcontrol
>Fat
>Implied growth
Absolutely disgusting. 1/10 see me after class.
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> Anon, be mommy’s good little boy and get her a drink from the cooler will you?
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>>34134764
>tfw you overexert yourself before fapping to Adagio so that you'll feel you've earned it
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>>34134764
>Sorry shrimp; I can’t take you out on the waves till your older. Besides, if your mom knew I put you on a board without her permission she’d freak. Why don’t you go find Sonata? Knowing her she’s probably making sand castles. Or getting chatted up by some guy.
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>>34134890
> Uh huh, yea that’s cool I guess. OH THERE’S MY LITTLE GUY!
Wait this brat is your?
> HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH! THAT’S MY SON YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! SAY THAT AGAIN AND I WILL BEAT THE FAKE TAN OFF YOUR BEHIND!
Pssh whatever lady. Should’ve known a hot piece like you would’ve had some little crotch spawn running around.
> Anon let’s leave this loser an go get some ice cream.
*****later*****
> Thanks for showing up Anon. That guy just wouldn’t leave me alone. *giggle* you’re my little knight in shining armor. But uh, don’t tell Adagio I called you my son ok? She gets really peeved when I try to claim you like that.
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>>34134521
Ask her out again so she knows it's ok
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>Page 6. Page 6, really? It's one thing to kick Sonata's sand castles, but this make me want to spit in your cereal.
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>>34132453
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https://i.imgur.com/SJSOcJO.png
https://i.imgur.com/KfJQS7F.png
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https://twitter.com/nadairead/status/1159857614542577669
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>>34135753
>https://i.imgur.com/KfJQS7F.png
Aight this is pretty neat stuff,
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>>34135741
>annon-mlp

No sir, I don’t like this.
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>>34134687
Ok good.
The forced gay for gayness sake is ludicrous
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I dreamt I was playing a 2D siren game. I was fighting a boss with Sonata. One of her attacks was to sing/breathe a small cloud into existence and have it pour damaging rain.

>>34134764
>>34134890
>>34134915

Three and a half sirens.
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>>34134501
Somehow it can get even worse.
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>>34134764
Here you go mommy :)
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>>34137119
Sinful
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>>34134764
>>34134890
>>34134915
Swimsuit Dazzles are the best part about summer.
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>>34124708
They ran out of time when they were making Rainbow Rocks.

>>34124718
Also this in regards to the five years of non-redemption limbo.

>>34124716
If anything I'd like to see them as bad as before or worse from their hatred for Sunset.

>>34127366
Villains. Vengeance-seeking Dazzlings along the lines of Darth Maul in Clone Wars would be my ideal, seeing the plot to acquire magic by any means in order to ruin Sunset's life, destroy her friendships and wreak havoc on that world.

But I would accept the compromise of them working with H7 to defeat a greater threat without actually turning 'nice' or becoming friends.

>>34128602
It's exceptional. Almost every other villain including Shimmer is ultra generic during their mean streak and receives instant and undeserved forgiveness. Wallflower is different and one reason she's second best villain. She's the exact opposite of the dazzlings so her reasons and M.O. work differently.

The others like Juniper and Vignette are totally forgettable and even the shadow 5 pale in comparison to the trio. The sirens don't need to change who they are. Anyone who doesn't like them simply has no taste in music or villainy.
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>>34135741
this bimbo shit is nasty.
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>>34136855
>I dreamt I was playing a 2D siren game. I was fighting a boss with Sonata. One of her attacks was to sing/breathe a small cloud into existence and have it pour damaging rain.
That sounds rad as hell.
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>>34134521
>>she is the evil version of an autistic person and only knows how to do things trough aceritve means
Being "acertive" is evil and/or autistic?
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https://i.imgur.com/nwwH1DB.jpg
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>>34138554
>sundown
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>>34138721
>replies to wrong post.
It's ok anon you tried.
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>>34138727
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Game night with the girls
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>>34138879
Shame Knighty is dead. He made some good stuff over the year or so he posted.
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>>34138554
man, this dude must be doing an awful job.
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>>34138721
>he thinks this is sundown
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>>34139164

I miss our contentfags and the other anons who used to come here to talk and socialize.

>>34137622

It was a nice fight.
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>>34140187
Well theres always room for growth
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>>34140803
in my pants maybe
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found some momdagio.
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>>34136886
there is always something worse.
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i need some flatdagio. flatdagio is always fun.
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>>34141825
colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit colour edit
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>>34141825
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>>34141825
>>34141837
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>>34141825
>>34141837
>>34141838
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>>34141825
>>34141837
>>34141838
>>34141842
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>>34135741
https://i.imgur.com/HDSnron.jpg
Enjoy
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>>34141846
fuck no. that shit is fucking nasty.
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>>34141845
The anatomy on the others isn't too bad, but this one is just too much. That torso needs a do over.
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>>34141846
I did not enjoy that.
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:)
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>>34142222
>Oh boy now is my chance to get an ebin get
>Posts this
Tard
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>>34142225
Sorry pal it was reserved for my girl
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>>34140187
>I miss our contentfags and the other anons who used to come here to talk and socialize.
I've been here pretty much every fucking day, asshole.
I'm even the guy you responded to about the dream just then, you fucker.
I've just been practicing so I can deliver better content. But here, here's an old doodle I went ahead and cleaned up, I might color it later. Don't you ever hurt me like this again.
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can somebody make a short adagio and tall anon version of this?
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>>34142692
Very cute poof. Hope to see more from you soon friend
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>>34142323
dude, I can't eat cheetos anymore. Each one that I would eat would make me feel sick just a little bit. I love my cheeto, but I can't have A cheeto
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>>34141127
do you think she would now make sure it does happen?
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>>34144444
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>>34144449
Best Dazzle does it again!
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>>34144449
Gross.
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https://i.imgur.com/8A20VYs.png
Enjoy
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>>34144527
I have come full circle in different poon styles and settled for show accurate
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>>34144771
do that. only patricians do that.
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>>34144449
Well at least it wasn’t adagio.
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>>34144794
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>>34144443
...what?
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>>34144794
Kys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bah2fgxEXsU

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/01/world/asia/inf-missile-treaty.html

New START
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouSYCSOXKSc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bah2fgxEXsU
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>>34142692

Hey don't call me an asshole, you tiny bra-drawing asshole!
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https://i.imgur.com/dd2oPo2.jpg
Enjoy
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>>34135740
Not
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>>34146200
Sorry.
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>Adagio teases you until you ejaculate
>You cum on the ground
>She stomps your spilled seed like a cigarette butt
>"Human scum."
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adagio is a like a flat plank of wood. flat and in need of screwing.
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>>34147189
I'd rather eat peaches
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https://i.imgur.com/OTQYMCX.png
Enjoy
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can i get a flatdagio edit for this crime against dazzles?
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>>34143218
Short-stack Adagio makes my pee-pee hard
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>>34148297
>Adagio has a Napoleon complex
>Napoleon was a great leader
>Adagio is a leader
At last I truly see.
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>>34147068
Very gay.
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>>34143218
Give me a day
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>>34148445
No you
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>>34148640
you'll get two and a half!

>>34148726
no u
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>>34148762
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>>34148796
no your mum.
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>>34148844
No you're mum
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>>34148303
Like pottery
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>>34148857
Come to mommy, Anon!
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>>34148297
>5'1"
>She's wearing heels, looks to be around 3 inches
>Real height: 4'10"
Somehow, she's even cuter than before
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>>34147068
Hot
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Unrelated but can anyone here read moonrunes?
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>>34149643
what you want translated
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>>34147189
*blocks your path*
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>>34149953
Can't block my path if there's nothing to block with
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>>34150144
Must be hard being blind :(
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>>34149953
Ah yes, AA cup.
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>you will never have a pass to the Dazzle's backstage
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>>34149658

See, I'm playing this hentai game and I don't know what I'm saying yes or no to. I've been playing for hours and I still haven't gotten to bang this cougar.

>>34150552

Is it me or does the special's title sound like a porno? "Sunset's backstage pass". As in the hole she is going to take it up in order to get backstage and get gangbanged.
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>>34149473
She really is petite, She's able to sneak into a middle school and get free lunches
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>>34149953
stuffed bra's can't stop me!
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Just ate at Taco Bell. I always feel closer to Sonata when I'm eating tacos. I love her so much.
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I always see the Dazzles dressed up as The Pillar Men, but I've always wondered what their stands would be.
Its safe to assume to keep them in their respective genre:
Adagio: 80's Disco
Aria: 90's Grunge
Sonata: 2000's pop
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>>34151051
god i wish that were me
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>>34150874
Well, she did gave her pussy to the guard.
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>>34149261
>With bronies, comes fanart
>And with fanart, comes fetishes
>And you have a lot of weird ones

Adagio is just salty that sunny has more boobs, and more people like seeing a girl getting railed by horses than just shake her bum around.
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>>34151467
Truth
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>>34151021

Adagio stuffs her bra with grenades.
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>>34151316
Eating taco bell?
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>>34151625
Yes
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>>34146201
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>>34151582
I'm ready.
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>>34151787
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Full Res -->
https://derpibooru.org/2117222
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>>34151467
>sunny has more boobs
What? Like in rows down her stomach or something, like a dog or a pig? Is that what they meant about fetishist liking Sunset? Gross.
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>>34151796
artist?
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>>34151517
sauce
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>>34151855
"amazingpuffhair"
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-amazingpuffhair
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>>34151867
https://derpibooru.org/876401
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>>34151867
https://i.imgur.com/SKU8vUo.png
Enjoy
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>>34151869
Thank you! >>34151875
Also ow
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>>34151846
I meant Sunset > Adagio
>https://derpibooru.org/859038
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>>34151915
>not posting the MOGGED version
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>>34151915
>I meant Sunset > Adagio
Into the trash it goes
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>>34151915
Sure you did, you sick shimmerfag.
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>>34151937
But dagi is the trash
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>>34151964
DELET
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>>34151915
>Sunset > Adagio
Real shame about Sunset's hotdog nips though.
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>>34151970 >>34151964
nibbas who post Sunset/Shitting on Dazzles, (especially best Dazzle) must leave or die.
or leave by death>>34151964
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>>34151937
I like Adagio as I like Sunset, but I like to play with titties too.
Eating dagi ass is fine, but I am not an ass-only man.

>>34152025
I don't mind those. It's easier to draw breastfeeding that way.
I only start to mind them when they look more like salamis.
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>>34152051
>I don't mind those.
Fair enough, someones got to not I suppose. More power to you.
>I only start to mind them when they look more like salamis.
Careful with that breastfeeding then, they just might.
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>>34152027
>Nibba getting mad that people are dunking on Garbagio

It just means they have taste.
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https://i.imgur.com/prMhaXZ.png
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>>34152184
Fucking boss this image.
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>>34152184
>human skin tones
Yikes
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>>34152308
>Why would you tell everyone you peed in the pool Sunset? For realzies that's like, gross!
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>>34152308
Uh, Gross.
That video has brought all the shimmerfetishist here for fucks sake.
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>>34152327
*sniff
*sniff
Smells like a horse's ass in here, what happened?
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>>34152335
A pissfag made a post and got deleted.
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>Sunset's infamous temper flares up during a discussion about busts
>She starts yelling about Adagio having no tits
>"Look, I'll show you!"
>Sunset pulls Dagi's bra off, revealing natural breasts of reasonable size
>In front of the whole school
>Everyone freezes for a moment
>Then Adagio screams and covers her tits with her hands

Man, I wish I could draw.

>>34152150
>nibba

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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I meant
>Accusing Adagio of stuffing her bra
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>>34153428
Anon shows up later:
> Adagio I’m with the F.B.I. An anonymous tip came in that you stuff your bra and posterior region to make them look bigger. I’m gonna need you to assume the position while I check, your breasts, butt, bush thinkness, and virginity for authenticity. Don’t make this any harder than it is
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>>34152937
https://i.imgur.com/li8KdON.png
https://i.imgur.com/C8UTAW9.png
Enjoy
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I like how the Dazzlings were portrayed as nice in Find the Magic but were shown to be mean in Sunset's Backstage Pass. Find the Magic was shown from the crowd's perspective, who are oblivious to the Dazzlings' true thoughts.
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>>34143218
Alright, I thought this would be a simple trace but the proportions are all off. It's going to have to be an actual drawing, so I'll need some more time. Saturday
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>>34154734
take all the time you, bro.
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Description:
NOTE: I did not make this. All credit goes to the original artist

I’m surprised nobody has addressed that these 3 pictures are connected. It starts with Adagio hypnotizing Fluttershy (for whatever reason), then goes to Fluttershy hypnotizing Rainbow Dash, and ends with Dash hypnotizing Pinkie.

If this were to become an ongoing series, here’s how I’d imagine the rest of these going:

Pinkie hypnotizes Rarity—Rarity hypnotizes Applejack—AJ hypnotizes Sunset Shimmer—Sunset hypnotizes Sci-Twi

Do you think this artist should make this an ongoing series, or are these 3 pics enough?
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https://i.imgur.com/KiFCAaV.png
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https://i.imgur.com/3KKJV0a.png
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>>34155499
Why are all these artists doing Dazzle hypnosis and not using their fucking singing magic? It's so obvious and fits more with their theme.
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>>34155551
^this
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>>34155501
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Is the coast clear for fun facts? I got plenty in stock
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Psst..

The U.S. military spent over $20 billion a year on air conditioning in Iraq and Afghanistan. Just how much is 20 Billion, with a B. Well, it's more than the entire budget of NASA

The ozone layer above Antarctica is showing signs of healing, thanks to the worldwide ban on chlorofluorocarbons. The hole in the ozone may fully heal by 2080.

A Mongolian couple believed a folk remedy and consumed raw marmot meat and organs to improve their health. They ended up contracting the plague and died shortly thereafter.
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Smol lewd fact:
A leech has both male and female organs. In total they have 18 testicles and 2 ovaries. They also have 32 brains and 10 stomachs.

A US study found that the more money you make, the less time you spend on the internet. Wealth also predicts the type of websites visited.

When Prince died in 2016, he did not leave a will for his estate worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Within three weeks of his death, nearly 700 people claimed to be his half-sibling in hopes of cashing in on his death. As of 2019, his estate has still not been settled.
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The show Stranger Things was rejected 15 to 20 times by different networks before Netflix finally picked it up.

If a self-driving car gets in an accident that is clearly its fault, then the owner doesn’t pay damages, the manufacturers do. So Mr. musk has my back, but I can't say the same for his workers

There is a d.i.y. Netflix Project to create a “Netflix and Chill” button. Dubbed The Switch, when you activate it, the lights dim, your phone is set to do-not-disturb, food is ordered for delivery, and Netflix is readied for streaming.
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Instead of “Once upon a time,” many Korean folktales begin with “Back when tigers used to smoke…”

Disney has credited their coffee guy in 8 of their films, including Zootopia and Frozen. He's credited under "Caffeination"

Two guys used their dead friend’s ashes as fishing bait and caught the words biggest carp. Guys, we need to use Mayde's burnt ashes from helping churn out the new Tool album to catch us some real dazzlers finally
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South African scientists detected traces of Cannabis on pipes found in William Shakespeare’s garden.

Helium (He) is the only element on the periodic table that was not discovered on Earth. It was found when analyzing the sun’s spectrum, hence its name which comes from the Greek god of the sun Helios.

Mississippi is the only state that allows you to drink alcohol while driving, so long as your blood alcohol content level stays below the legal limit.
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Ichiro Suzuki, baseball’s all-time hits leader, learned Spanish just for the purpose of trash talking opponents.

There are only 3 human beings that have died outside Earth’s atmosphere. They are the three cosmonauts who died aboard the Soyuz 11 in 1971.

A 900 lb Mako shark was once autopsied and found to have two pugnose eels living inside its heart chambers. That's a big boy, imagine a siren having an anon living in it's lungs or something
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All right, time to get primed for the lewd

A 2013 study found that men who are wealthy prefer women with smaller breasts while men who are less financially secure prefer larger.

I was about to post that japan has panty vending machines, but It turns out we now have a clothing vending machine here in the US.
A Japanese clothing chain named "Uniqlo Co." has been placing them in airports and malls. There's one in the Queens center mall
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If one wants to get /fit/ for that special waifu or husbando, just the simple act of walking is a start. Just do, like, 30 minutes a day and you can reduce risk of heart disease, lose fat, get better balance, get stronk.

Speaking of walking, your ass hair and pubes keep your loins and cheeks from chaffing
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Removal of said pubic hair can increase the chances of STIs. The skin in the outback is sensitive and prone to micro tears and cuts while grooming. Bacterial and viral STIs can then enter the system through these cuts. People who groom their pubic hair are two times more likely to get herpes, which can spread through the skin, 90% more likely to have lice and 70 percent more likely to have STIs that spread through body fluids such as Chlamydia.

If you really want to get some off, just trim it down, but don't shave. I think I mentioned this story before, but I had this friend that tried shaving his dick and balls, but uhh, his hand slipped
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While letting the weeds grow might be better for your grungus health, research shows that women who do go ahead and remove their cabbage patch have a greater interest in sex and indulge in more oral sex, fingering, clitoral stimulation and increased duration of penetration, among other things. So it is scientifically proven that when your girl goes the extra mile, she's that extra kinky
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Back in the Victorian era, pubic hair was considered a sign of fertility and health. Even though women would shave their pubes to prevent lice infestations, they'd use beaver wigs to maintain the illusion. Even in pre-Victorian Britain, men from upper classes wore their lovers' hedge trimmings on their hats as proof of their potency and sexual powers. Lovers often exchanged grass as a gift of love and even today, a museum in Scotland has a snuffbox that belonged to King George IV, filled with one of his mistress' poof.
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>>34156533
>BRRAAAAP
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Last facts

A new alternative cancer treatment is being researched and involves injecting dead cells into the body. Preliminary studies show injecting dying cells into tumors helps the immune cells target the cancer. It's like putting table food in your dogs food to get him to eat it

From 007 movies Dr. No to Quantum of Solace, James Bond has killed 352 people and slept with 52 women.

In 2012, a designer from Georgia created a fake Louis Vuitton condom and sold them for $68 a piece.
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Last last facts

Mayde finally did it, the New Tool album after 13 years is coming out at the end of this month. You can check out the title song that's out right now. He's credited as the coffee guy probably and an animated music video that doesn't exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7DfQMPmJRI

Sal doesn't have hands, but he has feet

Finally got to post fakks again

Drawgod is cooking up a smol dazzler
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>>34156399
ya know i was intriuged till you posted an Adagio lewd.
th-then yee lost me
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>>34156578
Based fax Anon
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>>34156586
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>>34156578
>Drawgod is cooking up a smol dazzler
more proof that drawgod is facts anon!
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>>34156626
Nah
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>>34156533
needs small titter edit.
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>>34156655
I'm assuming you're a wealthy individual Mr. Dubs
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>>34156536
Based
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>>34155238
>>34148297
Your copy has the names in the bottom-left in the wrong places
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>>34155551
Is it not supposed to be after they lose the gems? That's what I'd assume.
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>>34157763
You could assume that, but since it's non-canon fan art there's no reason they can't include whatever they want anyway.
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>>34158586
Sure, it just seems that if theres no explanation then that makes the most sense to assume.
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>>34156399
>“Back when tigers used to smoke…”
Why?
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>>34159386
dunno, any Koreans in the thread?
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Because nicotine is a hell of a drug.

I guess it is a more efficient way of saying "Way back in the age of myth when tigers could turn into humans and enjoy a good toke of pipeleaf."
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>>34147924
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>>34159627

"Freeze, or i will have to mildly inconvenience you with the bullets from the worlds smallest handgun."

>...Aria, why do Sonata and i have guns that are unlikely to kill mosquitoes, while you are toting around a handheld howitzer?

>You know the deal, Dagi. Sonata handles the food budget, i handle the weapon budget, and you handle the dildo budget...If you are unhappy with the deal i guess we can send back some of the monstrosities that you have bought. Maybe rubber trees wont go extinct this decade.

>Touch the Analhilator 3000 and i will end you...Admittedly not with this sorry excuse of a gun but still.
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>>34159726
I guess they keep getting lost in her poof, that's why she goes through so many
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>>34159864
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>>34159726
This reads like a dream Aria would have.
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>>34161270
that's a big dick
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>>34126766
sry for delay i been tired af
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>>34161664
That's cute as fuck.
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>>34161664
>>34161664
Wee does it again
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>>34161664

Dagi and Mr. Snappers.
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>>34161664
Don't worry about delay, this is cute as fuck, and made my day. Thank you so much!
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Description:
A scene interpretation from a wonderful movie from Japan by Hayao Miyazaki. (Spirited Away) And inspired by my friends story My Chemical Reaction on Fimfiction.

Gotta bring back SparkleBlaze people! ^^
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>>34162518
weeb shit begone.
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>>34159639
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>>34159478
Nicotine wasn't discovered until the Americas were discovered and they smoked opium back then.
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>>34162518
It's as if the artist is stuck in time
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>>34162534
Why the hell would having sex with a "good guy" reform Adagio?
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>>34162886

Magical dick of redemption.
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>>34162534
flash fan wank.
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If I could draw, I'd draw the Dazzlings bullying Steven and mocking his efforts to redeem them. Also I'd draw graphic gore and rape to get across my feelings about this and that.
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let's be honest here, sonata's the second best breeder of the dazzles after adagio.
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>>34163164
Dr.Seuss face
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>>34162886
>>34162900
You never seen a woman that’s usually really bitchy and mean suddenly flip when a certain guy talks to her. Dick is more powerful than we give it credit
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>>34163218
dumb porn fan wank writing more like it.
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>>34163302
Where's the Dazzle anon? WHERE'S THE DAZZLE?
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>>34163218
Yes, but how much more powerful is pusy? How many great works of art and monumental achievements have been made, all in the name of pusy?
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>>34163308
>https://youtu.be/IcTWCFu7r6w

Trust me, this shit happened 30 years ago, and it only made itself a fact with time.
And don't come with the "latino retard speaking of what he doesn't know" scapegoat only because there's spanish subs.
NEET girls only rised in number thanks to the technological advancements just like us.
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>>34161664
It's shit
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>>34163792
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>>34163792
Be nice anon.
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>>34163792
No U
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Imagine sticking your finger in each of their buttholes. How do they react or respond?
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>>34164617
>Featureless crotch.
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>>34164380
>Just another day at South Park elementary
>You are sitting in class, chatting with the other kids before it starts
>The teacher claps her hands
>"Quiet. Quiet, children. Today we have three new students. Please welcome Adagio, Aria, and Sonata."
>The three new girls enter the class, evoking various emotions
>Anger, fear, insecurity
>Boys on the other hand seem to like them
>The class gives an uncoordinated welcome
>Except for you
>You're just staring at the twins, the poofball and the girl it is attached to, with mouth agape
>The camera focuses on you and music starts playing
[There's a girl that I like...Now more than ever...She gives me butterflies...]
>"The hell are you looking at." asks the girl with the pigtails
"Nothing!"
>Later in the cafeteria
>You're eating with the boys but you're not taking part in the usual discussion about last night's anime and Fortnite
>Your mind can only think of one thing right now, and you're kinda cursing yourself for sitting with your back towards her
>"Hey guys?"
>The boys turn their heads with a collective, unspoken "hmm?"
>It's Bebe
>"What do you think of the new girls?"
>The boys mumble "They're okay" except Cartman who calls them trashy
"I think they're pretty." you say with some enthusiasm
>Bebe leaves to rejoin the other girls, an ugly expression on her face
>As soon as she is out of earshot, Cartman slams his fat fists on the table
>"Are you guys trying to start a civil gender war?!"
>"What?" asks Clyde
>"Haven't you noticed the tension? The girls feel threatened by the new girls."
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>>34164852
>"Why?"
>"Because they are hot by the beauty standards imposed on women by men! And you confirmed their fears!"
>"That's nonsense." says Kyle dismissively
>"And people with girlfriends like Stan and myself are in deep trouble now!"
>"Wuh-why would I be in deep trouble?" asks Stan with concern
>"Dude! Haven't you ever heard of "Til death do us part"? When you get a girlfriend, she puts a hex on you! If she decides she wants a new boyfriend then you'll die!"
>"Cartman, that's stupid." says Kyle
>"Of yeah? Then why did I want to kill myself when I briefly broke up with Heidi?"
>"Hey that's true!" Butters chimes in. "When my canadian girlfriend broke up with me, I felt like I was gonna die."
>"Cartman, you didn't broke up with Heidi. She broke up with you and you begged her to get back together."
>"Because of the curse, Kyle! Because if we didn't then I'd die!"
>"What are we going to do?"
>"There is only one thing to do! We are going to have to hook the new girls up with a boyfriend! That way the other girls won't see them as potential homewreckers because they will be taken."
>The boys go "ooooh" in unison
>"Yeah. That makes sense. But who is gonna bite the bullet?"
>"Anon will."
"Me?!"
>"Yeah. You were the most enthusiastic, remember?"
"Thanks Greg, you're a real man's man."
>"It's settled then. Go now."
"But I don't know how to get a girlfriend! I-I mean...I've smooched a girl in every state, but they weren't my girlfriends."
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>>34164865
>"Try putting your finger up her butt" says Cartman
"What?"
>"A few days ago, mom was out with uncle Mitch until really late and I couldn't sleep because she hadn't tucked me to bed, so I watched some TV. There was this romantic movie on where a guy put his finger in a girl's butt, they became boyfriend and girlfriend, and then they wrestled."
"....Sounds legit. Okay here I go!"
>The boys chant "Go, Nonny, go-go-go!"
>You walk off screen towards Adagio with a spring in your step
>"EEEEEEEEE?!"
>"Look fellers, they're rasslin'!"
>...............
>You're at the PC Principal's office, bandaged and crying
>"What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"My everything huuuuurts...Everything except my peepee because she said no girl would ever touch it..."
>"Oh yeah? And how do you think she felt after you sexually assaulted her?"
"...Her boots have spikes, man..."
>"That's what you get for being an animal."
>PC Principal puts a conical hat on your head
>"You're gonna wear this "rapist" hat for the rest of the day. Now you're goiong to go find that girl and apologize to her for your male nature."
"...But Principal...I can't walk..."
>"Good, cause you'll be apologizing on your knees anyway. Now get out! This office is a rape-free zone!"
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>>34164852
>>34164865
>>34164873
I tried to find the guitar rift that sounds in front of the school, but I had no luck, so:
>https://youtu.be/6ErVLTHULVA
0:19
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>>34163371
The ones who did it had or were dicks?
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>>34166529
I like this. I don't know why, but I like this.
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>>34164873
Interesting
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>>34166776
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>>34166569
Same actually.
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>>34162530
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>>34167930
Prove it
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>>34167930

Is that...a fact?

I`m onto you now, sirrah.
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>>34167930
I, fact anon, can confirm this
People ask me who I really am, and I say, I am who I am
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>>34168298
Well if factanon says it then it must be so. Myth, busted.
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>>34163218
Would hate to be one of those guys, never getting to experience that bitch-y sweetness.
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>>34168973
>>34168973
>>34168973
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