Your darling and devious little sister who needs your love and a hard spanking to set her straight editionGeneral Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6Updated bin(?): https://pastebin.com/SSdQjjhULast thread: >>34032285
Why do you keep this general going? At this point, it's just another eqg thread
>>34092249Because it's been that kind of thread for fucking our hypothetical relatives since it was made, why are you acting like its a new thing? Filter it if you don't like it.
>>34092238>little sister>flipping the birdsomeone needs to teach her some manners
>>34092270My thought exactly.
>>34092238I want to have sex with ponies only!
Incestuous?!What. The. Fuck.Nasty ass dude.
> Yes brother! You can do it! slay the darkness within me!
>>34092282Then go out and fuck your little horse sister then, anon, the world if your oyster
>>34092296Fucking paywall bastard, even has shit dick in a lot of them.
>>34092283Why are you insecure?>>34092296How is that hot?
>>34092312Dicking evil is almost universally hot, especially when its to turn them to the side of good. Or at least not trying world domination or mass murder.
>>34092312Fucking perv. You should be castrated so fuckers like you don't multiply.
Nephew? I think we need to talk about your sleeping walking problems. I can only explain away your presence in bed with me to my husband so many times before he going to start getting suspicious
>>34092337Remove the husband and replace that with Aunt Gloriosa and you got something there.
>>34092249Because we can and we are allowed to do it
> Oh these? My little brother got them for me for my birthday. Isn’t he a sweetie?
> Ok dad, I know this looks bad. But I explain why we and my little cousin are half naked
>>34092416You just take it the boob augment potion from my lab? again?
>>34092238Two option1. Join her and dominate the world2. Cuddle her enough to take away her desire for world domination
>>34092416but why?I know that for some miracle or twisted joke that life pulled that he is related to the 3 of you and a direct link to 3 families but you girls shouldn't bang your cousin.if you go that road, there may be some consequences to pay but if you are willing to face them then I won't say anything.it was too soon, you should of have at least try to ease him to the idea first and talk this out instead of kidnapping him.>>34092370and flutters, dearie, the only explanation for the sudden growth is that those boobs are filled with milk.
>>34092515Could we do both?
>"Come on, little bro! One more lap, then we can hit the showers!
>>34092261>no foreign cousin gf who may or may not be in the mobm-mi scusi...
I wrote this last year but this general hasn't had any decent green lately so I'll just repost it. >Your alarm clock blares its piercing scream, signaling the morning has come.>You instinctively reach for the off button and press it.>Eyes slowly opening, you peer over to your alarm clock to see the time.>7:00 AM.>Fucking hell.>It's Saturday for crying out loud.>Waking up this early should be a crime.>But you didn't have a choice, your mother forbidding you to sleep in on weekends.>"You'll thank me when you're older." She said.>Fuck that noise.>You weren't an adult yet, why should you be deprived of being able to sleep in?>But you knew mom was serious, and you didn't want her busting down your door to shake you out of your sleep.>You throw the covers off yourself and lower your legs over the side of the bed.>You did not feel well rested at all.>Maybe splashing some water in your face would help you get going.>Not like you had anything to do today.
>>34092897>You stand up and make your way to the bathroom down the hall.>Leaving your room you blink repeatedly, trying to adjust to the darkness that still covers the hallway.>It must still be dark outside.>Why are you awake again?>Taking slow steps toward the bathroom you glance toward your left to see inside your mom's room.>Sprawled across her bed, limbs stretching in every direction, was your mother Celestia.>Being the principal of the local high school she naturally had to be awake very early most days.>Today however she appeared to be sleeping in, much to your indignation.>You stomp towards her bed, prepared to forcefully rouse her from her slumber and give her a piece of your mind.>But as you reach the side of the bed you notice her head sitting near the edge. >Her mouth was wide open, a bit of slobber running down her cheek.>Must've been a long night for her.>Probably paperwork or something.>She's snoring lightly.
>>34092897reruns are fine with me, family tree
>>34092910>Mr. Happy from down under decides this piques his interests.>You can't blame him.>You heard from a couple of your friends the hidden pleasures of sleeping blowjobs.>You've even seen a few videos of it in action, usually with an actress faking sleep.>You didn't think it was actually possible.>Mr. Happy on the other hand was all too eager to give it a shot.>You shoot your boner a contemptuous look but it doesn't shy away from your harsh gaze.>Oh well, what do you have to lose?>Your self respect, your mother's love for you, your semen.>Oh, right. Those things.>You gingerly lower your hand toward your mother's face and snap your fingers.>Again and again.>Nothing. No reaction at all.>Your mother's out cold. >This pleases the dick.>Weighing the risks you decide to at least try.>This might be the only opportunity you'll ever have to get a tongue bath from your mother.
>>34092930>The erection you were sporting was big but it could be bigger.>You grab hold of your mom's sheets with both hands and toss them aside, revealing pale white skin with a tinge of pink.>She's only wearing a bra and panties, both a similar shade of pink.>You blush immediately, seeing her half naked form.>So she doesn't wear any night clothes when she sleeps.>You make a mental note to remember that for later monkey spanking sessions.>Gazing upon her smooth skin, you see her pillowy mounds barely contained in a bra that's obviously too small for her.>Maybe she just wears it to bed instead of simply throwing it out.>With every inhale her breasts rise and fall.>It's almost mesmerizing in a way.>Dick is now at full mast Captain.>You strip off your underwear to free your member of its confines.>Standing at the edge of her bed you rub your dick on her cheek.>Some pre leaks out and you decide to get down to business.
>>34093023>Grabbing your manhood, you line it up with your mother's mouth.>The tip just barely grazing her soft lips.>It's now or never.>With slight apprehension you thrust forward.>You're met with incredible warmth the further you slide in.>Haze clouds your vision and you quickly hilt in your mother's throat.>This is better than anything you could have imagined.>Mom's throat felt heavenly against your meat.>Pulling back out, she groans in her sleep.>You instantly freeze, heart pounding in your chest.>You pray it's just a dream and she's not gaining consciousness.>If she were to wake up now there'd be no explaining your way out of the situation with your dick stuffed in her mouth.>Thankfully she seems to have quieted down and you resume pulling out.>Her muffled groans did wonders to your junk though.>The vibrations it created made you arch your back in newfound pleasure.
>>34093043Good choice. Sorry, Anon. I was getting out of the writefriend's way.In >>34093038 I asked. Who is the cousin?>Hard modeNot Octavia.
>>34093023jeez a tight bra to bed? poor thing.
>>34093037>You were almost tempted to lightly slap her to get her to do it again.>Wait, that's a terrible idea.>Your judgment is being clouded by the gratifying feeling of warm walls suckling on your thing.>You do a double take, eyes wide at this new development.>Your mother's actually suckling your cock.>The sensation completely blows away anything you could accomplish with your hand.>That must be some dream she's having.>You rest there for a while, dick halfway in her mouth, cherishing the feeling of a girl sucking your dick.>A part of your mind reminds you this is your mother.>The woman who gave birth to you.>However that small part of of your mind was quickly drowned out by the sensuality of the situation.>It wasn't like your mother was old and unattractive.>Quite the opposite actually, as you scan her voluptuous breasts again.>What you wouldn't give to see her girls in full glory again.>Why not now? You've already gone this far.>>34093054no need to delete your posts on my account
>>34093023Fuck you pro incest pieces of shit. Celestia ain't a momma and she ain't blood related either. But damn as a human, I'd make her walk funny in the morning.
>I'll never be Momlestia's post school board meeting stress relief
>>34093083>Your hand lunges at her bra strap to free the soft flesh underneath.>It's hard with only one hand but you manage.>With a pop the bra loosens and you pull it down to reveal two beautiful mounds.>They weren't totally unfamiliar to you of course.>You were breastfed by this nice pair of tits many times in your life.>But that was well over a decade ago.>Seeing them now was completely different.>In fact one could say it was very>Naaaaaaughty>You knew your mother was busty but this was ridiculous.>You throb in her mouth at the sight.>You grab her tit with your free hand and feel the texture of it.>Extremely soft you noted.>She moaned a bit at the contact.>Looking at her nearby clock you see the time.>7:30 AM>Might wanna hurry before she wakes up.>You shove your cock back down her throat as she continues her light suckling.>Combined it makes for the best blowjob you've ever received.>The only blowjob you've ever received you remind yourself.>You never thought your mother would be your first.
>>34093124>Looking down at her sleeping features makes it all the more erotic.>You can feel your sack tighten.>You weren't going to last much longer at the rhythm you were going.>The thought suddenly crossed your mind as your impending orgasm reared its head.>Should you nut inside or on her face?>Well that seemed obvious. >She would definitely feel cold jizz on her face when she woke up.>But she might also taste it in her mouth as well.>You'll take your chances with cumming inside.>You place both hands on the other side of her pillow for grip and force your dick inside as far as it'll go. >Bracing yourself for the onslaught of pleasure you're about to experience, you close your eyes and try to contain a quiet moan.>The first rope of cum shoots directly down her throat.>You feel yourself going blind as your dick pulses with each glob of semen ejecting from it.>You ride the orgasm for a while, still dribbling cum every so often.
>>34093139>Afterglow has never felt this good, but all good things must come to an end.>You slowly withdraw yourself from your mother's mouth, an extra shock of pleasure riding up your spine as your tip brushes past her lips.>You observe your handiwork.>Your mother was still drooling, although her saliva looked distinctly more white.>Her tits were still exposed and you could see the cold air was making her nipples erect.>Better cover them back up before you forget.>No way you'd be able to strap the whole bra back on though.>Oh well, she'll probably think it broke in her sleep.>Pulling the covers back over her sleeping form you hastily leave the room, making sure not to make a sound.>Making a move for the bathroom you realize you feel pretty awake now, so you skip splashing water in your face and just head to the kitchen for breakfast.>That blowjob almost made waking up early on a Saturday worth it.>Almost.
>>34092416>>34092468Are we being invaded by weird foreigners again?
>>34093173I just read this in my head as Pue'o Ri'an Cadenceaka Princess Mi Amore Cadenza Clarita Alondra Evita Del Quinta, stoopid.
>>34092468>You speel it the boob augment potion all over the floor again, mang! Why you not theenkeeng? Who's going to cleem all this up? I no cleem, I'm not cleem, okay?
>Love you big bro~
>>34093468I miss the first Sunset sister stories we had at the start, those were good, damn shame they went the way of every Pie family story and got abandoned.
>>34093468> tfw you can’t take your Goliath sized brother’s cock in any of your holes> tfw you can’t even blow him> tfw the most you can do is let him hotdog you
>>34093487>Implying she wouldn't try to take it in her wombHorse girl memes are good, especially with horse magic involved.
>>34093490> I don’t know Pinkie, she’s been stuck like that since this morning. She’s still alive but she just won’t wake up
>>34093497Heh, no matter what, a Sunset doing horse things is always cute.
>>34092714> Cousin you make harder than is. You take cousin Trixie on hot American night on town, and nothing happen to dirty cyka girlfriend Rarity.
>>34093176As much as I enjoyed reading this, boy fuckin' howdy do I need to stretch my sense of belief to buy that she'd stay asleep to someone cumming down her throat.Unless she was awake the entire time.
> *Sigh*> What’s wrong Adagio?> It’s nothing Sunset. It’s just whenever I come to the beach it makes me miss my son. He would’ve love it here.> S-son?! But you’re still in high school!> Sunset I’m an 1000’s of year old siren stuck in the body of a high school girl. The Dazzlings and I have been stuck in this dimension even longer than you. You think I’ve never popped out at least one in that time.> I suppose that wouldn’t be a surprise when you put it that way. But where is he?> Probably down in the depths where I left him. His father was VERY adamant about keeping him.> The depths? You mean.> Yep, the ocean.> Who's his father?> Cthulhu > Cth-CTHULHU?!> It was a dark time in my life. Sunset. Better be happy my boy wasn’t with us when we tried to take over. Would’ve been a cake walk.> I see.> My boy is probably full grown man now. *giggle* swimming trough the brine, chasing all the fish girls. You know, on the quieter nights, I can hear him, way down there. Calling for me. I want to go to him but...> But?> His father an I weren’t exactly in love. Hell, I didn’t even like him. But I loved what he could do for me. I tried to take his power, even the smallest fraction for myself. Ended up pregnant. And then. Let’s just say when his underlings came for my baby, things got messy.> My god Adagio, I’m so sorry.> Don’t be, I was millennia ago. *sigh* my sweet handsome boy.
>>34093532What are you implying sir?
>>34093538I hate to burst your bubble, sir, but I have a feeling that your mother isn't as pure as she may claim.
>>34093558>"Hey nerd, wanna fuck my son with me? You get unrestricted access to the library if you say yes."
>>34093565She had Twilight at “fuck my son”
Were the preps /ourguys/?
>>34093533>Little did Sunset realize that Adagio wasn't soaked between her thighs from their dip in the ocean
> Fuck me bro. Right here in the open. No one’s is gonna remember
>all these mobilefag posts
>>34093932>little sister needs your love and a hard spankingWould love to watch introvert-girl get a hard non-sexual spanking.
>>34093533>I want to go to him but...> But?But nothing Chthulu Jr (or the name Adagio gave him, Anon) should have felt the massive amounts of magic coming from the surface and gone to check on his momma
>>34093533>>34094043Adagio's long lost son comes to the surface when he senses massive amounts of magic. Sees his mom on the beach and rises out of the water.>I like em big>I like em chunky
>>34094139Oh my god
>>34094139Non’Mous (the singer in the dark) rises to claim a bride
>>34093666Is she going to pour me a drink using her thighs as the dish a-and make me drink out of there?>>34093932you wanna talk weird? i've discovered some online erotic stories from 2009 with a character named Wallflower whose things are going unnoticed and exhibitionism
>>34093932>"God, why is that Anon so into naked pushups?">"Oh leave him alone, it must be hard being an only child"
>>34093533Not the worst idea I've heard but it does reminds me. I miss Grandma 'Nata's Tatas.
> Applebloom what are you drawing?> A beast with two backs> A-And how do you know what that looks like?> My cousin Anon taught me
>>34094903My sides. what would that even look like
>>34094908It's a terrible monster with two heads four arms four legs and to butts but no front.
>>34092238Why are there two pastebins?
>>34095086That looks cozy
>With the power of all the elements of harmony within me, I will be able to fuck my brother so fast even he won’t be able realize what happened
>>34095202It’s Crystal Dash, retard. Dyewts
>>34095086Good to see this cute stuff from you again, man assuming this isn't a repost, can't remember. Top tier Fluttercest
I want to spend all day tomorrow cuddling with my little Fluttersister, watching Disney movies with the quiet droning of a rainstorm lulling us to sleep
>Your recently divorced father had just woken you and your sister Sunset up early for a "family meeting">Due to the budget being cut in half thanks to your mother's frivolous sexual exploits, changes needed to be made>Using less electricity, buying food within our budget, combining laundry, conserving water>That last one caught your sister's attention>"You mean Anon and I have to shower together now?!">You shot each other uncomfortable glances as your father reluctantly nodded his head>In an effort to shrink the water bill, the both of you would bathe at the same time for a period no longer than ten minutes>You could see your dad was squirmish at the idea of his teenage children showering together>He was cheap, not naive>You decide to finally speak up"How long do we have to keep this up for dad?">"For the foreseeable future Anon. May have to take a second job somewhere down the line depending on how the bills end up stacking up.">With no hope of privacy in the shower in sight, your expression became even more crestfallen>A quick glance at your sister showed her expression to be the complete opposite>"You can't expect me to shower with him! That's a complete invasion of privacy, not to mention disgusting!">You tuned her out after that>She could complain all day as far as you cared>Seeing your sibling stark naked wasn't exactly your cup of tea either so you understood where she was coming from>Your father apologized for the crummy situation you two found yourselves in and left to make dinner
>>34095837What do you think her favorite ones would be? Jungle Book for sure, with all those animals>"Haha, Bare Necessities...">"Anon, you're like my Baloo." She straddles your supine body and looks down at you cutely. "What if I was more... bare?"
>>34095929I get Pocahontas vibes from her with her love of animals and being one with nature and whatnot
>>34095901>After your father left, the two of you stared at each other>Your gaze lowered to her sizable chest>The realization hit you that you'd be witness to her bare tits pretty damn soon whether you wanted to see them or not>The thought gave you a stiffy that made you feel ashamed>That was no way to think of your hot sister>Fuck, you just called her hot>Sunset must have sensed your perverted gaze as she loudly coughed to get your attention>"Listen here Anon, I don't care what dad says. This-">She pointed at you and her>"Is not happening. I'll hop in the shower first and then you go in after me.">You rolled your eyes but she was clearly adamant>You raised your hand to silence her bullshit"Dad strictly said ten minute showers. That only leaves us each with five minutes at most to wash our asses.">"Yeah, so?""You can't even take a shower without it being a thirty minute affair.">"That's not tru-">Cutting her off, you continued"When was the last time you actually got out within ten minutes?">Her face was blushing by now, and she thought long and hard about your question>With a defeated look, she confessed that she couldn't remember"Exactly. I can take a ten minute shower easy, heck even a five minute one. But we both know that's next to impossible for you.">"So what are you saying exactly?""I'm saying you better get used to seeing my hairy ass when it's time to soap up, sweetheart."
>>34096021this is like my favorite scenario type
>>34093932Someone is a kb fan
>You know we can’t keep meeting in secret like this big bro.
>>34096363nicethis thread needs more poners
>>34096425> Not loving your waifu in all forms
>>34096542That includes ponies, which this thread is increasingly lacking in.
>>34095901>>34096021Please continue.>>34096639I'm ok with either TBQH.
> So, you finally decided to quit that ridiculous army nonsense and come home to mama?
>"D'aww, ain't it just so sweet of you to take your poor, old Auntie out on a 'hot date?' Let me finish up this paperwork, grab my things, then we can be on our way."
>>34097590Man where does she workon one hand, fucking stacks of paper and a laptop you'd have to fucking hunch over to useon the other hand they let you work naked from the twat down
>>34096899Good lord, what an awful drawing.
How is Cozy Glow not freezing in OP pic?>>34096899That's too busty.>>34097590I don't think her legs would be that thick.
>>34097857obviously she is freezing
>Well well we’ll if it isn’t Adagio’s little crotch spawn. What, you grew out of your little spawn pond and think you can run with the big fishes now? We’ll see after we give your vocal cords a good and meticulous workout
>>34097590I don’t know about you auntie but I’m having a ball
>>34097919"Aunt Aria, aunt Sonata, you two are talking mad shit for being within cumshot distance."
>>34098397Damn straight, ... Floor Bored?I would incest the fuck out of Floor Bored.
>>34097590>ywn take Auntie Indigo on a hot date.
>>34097919Pls no bully
>>34092238>devious little sister who needs your love and a hard spankingI'm torn...Is it better to put her across my knee, brush aside her petticoats and frilly panties to deliver that spanking myself?>orTo have her blackmail me, making me her slave and exposing me to all manner of her cruel abuse?
>>34099755First the former, then healthy play version of the latter so she learns how to get those urges out without hurting anyone
>>34099755> You leave the country so broaden your horizons.> Little sis get angsty because you’re gone and through a series of events takes over and makes herself empress> Due to shenanigans it doesn’t get back to you.> When you return you see posters of her with a crown on her head everywhere. > You march down the capital building, back handing anyone that tries to stop you.> Kicking open the door to her throne room you see she’s there whipping the former ruler with a belt.> She looks up and sees you.> Her pupils shrink to pin pricks.> “I leave for a month and come home to find this?!!!” You wave your hand around the room> She blabbers excuses but you’re not hearing it.> You sit on her throne and bend her over your knee despite her protests.> Then,On camera in front of the entire country you spank. Her wails and cries ring through every radio,TV, and speaker.> She’s a sobbing mess by the time you’re done.> You make her apologize to the former leader.> Then you cradle her as you walk out of the building.> Only the sounds of her sniffling breaks the stunned silence.> The government Is restored and the people are free
> You bests be looking ta marry me cuz!
>>34099840Badly needs to come back.
>>34099840You make it sound less than incest and more like it's just a normal couple roleplaying.
>this thread lately
>>34099931am I the only one that finds those weirdly cozy?What if you lived in a shantytown with your sister Li'l Strongheart and had to protect her?
>>34099966> Protect her
>>34100217>All your childhood, she was the tough one. Despite being your little sister, she stood up to bullies when you mostly just let them do whatever because you were that kind of kid>But sometime after puberty happened for you guys, the dynamic shifted. You were significantly stronger than her, nothing was a threat to you, nobody even tried anymore>But you've caught people looking at her with some bad intentions. You start keeping her by your side all the time.
>>34099931I’m at Bronycon, so I can’t really contribute shit this week
> When you brother won’t stick his hand in your wizard sleeve
>>34092238OP image reminds me of Gertrude.
>>34096021>Eventually the time came for both of you to get clean>You both agreed to get in before bed so Sunset would be alert enough to bathe within the time limit>Staring at each other awkwardly, you end up popping the question"So we doing this thing or what?">Her blush becomes fiercer and pointed an accusing finger your way>"Are you getting some sick sense of enjoyment out of this Anon?!""Don't flatter yourself. I just want to get this over with so we can eat dinner.">"Or maybe that little virgin mind of yours is drooling at the thought of seeing tits for the first time!">You roll your eyes"Those deflated things you call tits barely even qualify as the real thing.">She looked ready to slap you"If I wanted to see a pair of wrinkly saggy witch titties I'd visit grandma's.">To say that Sunset was visibly angry was an understatement>"Look here shithead, my tits are the real deal. Round like oranges, none of that flabby grandma shit you're going on about!""And just as wrinkly too I bet.">That sent her over the edge>"Okay smartass, since you're the fucking boob expert-">She suddenly reaches under the hem of her shirt and unclips her bra>Holy shit, there's no way she's taking it off in front of you>She throws her black silk bra on the floor >You've seen it on her bedroom floor before>"Here!">Sunset immediately pulls her shirt up with a smug grin on her face >Your eyes bulge out of your head at the tantalizing sightSorry for the long wait. I've been having a rough time lately. Any suggestions or scenarios are greatly welcomed.
>>34102109>"Those deflated things you call tits barely even qualify as the real thing."Destroyed beyond recovery.
>"Hey anon, watch this!""What are you...oh! Nice!"
>>34102999>You creep up on sunset from behind.>She promised to binge watch Naruto with you over the weekend but instead went to hang out with her stupid friends.>She’s looking at a brochure, completely unaware of your presence.>The power of a younger sibling flows through you as you position yourself behind her, clasping your hands together and out stretching your indexes.>Here goes...“1000 YEARS OF DEATH!!”
>>34102999In rare form today cringeposter
>>34103040>you didn't think she was wearing leggings>you thought she was wearing panties>your fingers slipped in suspiciously easily
>>34103065That’s not how pants work my guy
>>34103065>>34103103hentai logic at it's finest my guy
>>34103115Fair enough. Now go fap. You’re being stupid again
>>34102999is that a yuri paddle
> What happens next, is a secret to everyone brother darling
>>34102109Thanks for continuing writefriend
>>34103252You mean that age where she locks herself in her room, stays in bed, and thinks about killing herself because she's afraid to face the terrors, responsibilities, and uncertainties of the real world?
>>34103707hitting a little too close to home buddy
>hehehe so,how much lunch money did you bring for me today?
>>34104231Would you rescue your sister from an abusive relationship with a rabbit that she may or may not be imagining?
>>34104241I would convince our parents to send her to an insane asylum,
>>34104303where they'll do the shit they do to people there?
>>34104231>bullying your own sister
>>34104322> Ywn constantly bully her> Fluttershy will never take it all in silence> Ywn escalate your abuse to the point where you have pinned to the bed with her dressed hiked up and her panties rippled > She will number cup your face in her hands right before you were about to commit the ultimate atrocity upon her.> She will never look at you with the most love and understanding you’ve ever seen anyone give you.> Ywn breakdown into tears.Despite everything you’ve done you’re still her big bro. And she still loves you
>>34104494So what number does she c u pee with? Fucking moron. Break your fingers for writing that
>>34104494It's a cute fetish, but i usually require another angle to itlike she has deep-seated fears, and acting out such a vulnerable submissive act is the only way she can safely work through them. Even better when there's a psychologist pushing you to go along with it
>>34104603>You bully your sister>You’re about to rape her when she lets you know she accepts it>”that’s cute”You sir, are seriously fucked up in the head. I can’t believe fags like you ran kb off
>>34104726Nah it's not like thatI could find you an asstr story that does a better job with the premise, it would take a bit of searchingideally see it takes you a little time to accept fucking your sister at all, but not too much, and then more difficulty understanding why she has this extreme submissive thing and wants to be raped, and the therapist explains how it's this healthy thing to explore, to get over some powerlessness trauma she's had with someone she trusts.. it's all about the pacing, so you get used to the idea.
>>34104736Nice deflection. But the point is you find incestual rape “cute”. Sisters aren’t for abuse
>>34104763Lots of nice things can resemble bad things. For example, fiction. Or imagination. Or play-acting.
>>34104494This could be a neat premise. It'd be interesting to see an Anon who's straight up a bully to their sibling and knows it, and the only thing keeping him from being completely irredeemable is that he's young and going through a lot of his own issues—and his little sister figures this out and empathizes with him.
>Bro? Why can’t I get boys to like me
>>34105270because you don't wash your crusty cunt, Dash.
>your sister Moondancer is getting horny>your parents are sick of her masturbating nonstop in her room and know she needs a man in her life>could they convince you to give it a go?
>>34105395Hard pass. Unless she takes the glasses off, I guess. Then I would accept payment.
>>34105451"Hey Moony, I've got two presents for you.. Uh.. unwrap the contact lenses first."
Little sister is for hugs
>>34105697she's such a little mini hot cocoa mix marshmallow, I feel like I'd squish her if I hugged her
>>34105270Because you do shit like this dash
> You saw my brother doing what?!> That idiot, that MANWHORE! > Frolicking around town with some floozy when he has me at home?!> UNBELIEVABLE
>>34106141>Frolicking around town with some floozy when he has me at home?!>UNBELIEVABLEWay to make it sound unbelievable and like Rarity's a retard who doesn't give a shit about letting the world and her parents know that she's fucking her family.
>>34106150I thought we got rid of you
>>34106163Are you trying to say I'm wrong?
> Your sister will never fight your GF for you
>>3410616310 months now.
Imagine having be the big brother of these little shits
>>34106240>right fist is on left hand>left fist is on right handI hate that I'm autistic enough to notice shit like this.
>>34106721I can't complainhttps://imgur.com/a/Pd6afga
>>34106163why do we have so many annoying regulars here?oh yeah, because we keep running off anyone who's even half-decent...
>>34106721This would have a lot of potential.. I'm no colt crumpler, but blindfolded schroedinger's licky licky would at least be an experience.
>>34108022Just distract the brother with videogame so you can expend time with this >>34107026
>>34106154I laughed at this harder than I should
>>34108147aw you can't split up twins though, they need to be canoodling nonstopthat little minx needs more than you can provide anyway
>>34106154Pls no... these peoples have autism in their DNA and are easily manipulable. Literally a walking atomic bomb that can explode in a single bad day
> I miss my nephew girls.
>>34108373Those are called nieces, whichever fish you are
>>34108340Just write some between those two alone then.
>>34108453She misses her nephew, you dingus
>>34109634I'm making fun of how she didnt use a comma and so the meaning sounds weird
>>34109685Yeah, Anon. I agree, dude. It's so fucking annoying when people forget that a direct address always needs to be separated from the rest of the text with a comma, man. How hard is that, bro?
>>34109723well honestly I leave it out sometimes in order to make a sentence flow properly, especially if it's meant to sound quick, but in this case it's necessary to avoid ambiguity
>>34109752There are cases where that's probably warranted, but that's a dangerous slippery slope. I've seen writefags abuse that exception, and it's not pretty.
>>34109807You're probably right, but I'm not worried I'm getting lazy, sine I'm still able to proofread and make money doing it, and so few people even care anymore, even the associated press is full of errors now.
> Y-you promise nothing will change between us big brother?
>>34110069nah this one I would let slide. no ambiguity, and there's definitely a verbal difference between pausing there and not pausing and just making it a continuous line
>>34110081Ehh, I wouldn't let that one slide. The error in this case made the sentence feel incomplete. My mind immediately went "between us big brother WHAT?"
>>34110101it doesnt help that it's such an awkward question, lacking the 'do'it makes it a statement begging for an affirmative
Out here in the fields, no one will be able to hear us, cuz.
>>34110606fresh and sweet, but not apple bloom enough for my taste
>>34108351You better keep her happy or she will kill all her family and take your eyes
>>34111184Did Naruto rip that shit off from Hunter x Hunter or was it t'other way 'round?
>>34111390HxH came first by a whole year, so Kishimoto definitely ripped some shit off from Togashi. And the Chunin Exam is practically the Hunters Exam, so yeah
>>34112002>the exams were alikehardly. HxH felt like a real MiB situation, testing your adaptability. Naruto feels like a job application or trying out for a sports team
>>34112941>You will never argue about anime with your sister
>"Come on in, brother"
>>34112963Is that... is she just wearing pants that go all the way up to her armpits?
>>34112941>Both exams have the characters surviving in the wilderness and can easily die, and then ends in a tournament.>Both have a pale, creepy, super strong pedos formerly (in Orochimaru's case) apart of an evil organization who entice the revenge-hungry protagonist with power he'd need for revenge. >Both have a murder-happy child struggles with his past and later becomes good friends with the protagonist. Man, c'mon. I'm not saying Naruto ripped HxH off—I like the Chunin Exams more if anything, but there are definitely similarities.
>>34113120I guess when you put it that way.I just find HxH is too silly and Naruto is too mundane, so when things are on either side of where I like 'em..
>>34113489Depends on what you mean by silly, but the later arcs of HxH are some of the darkest, heaviest arcs in Shonen (drug peddling, genocide, mafia, selling of organs, etc)
>>34113532just the setting is ridiculously over the top and yet still has semblances of real life modern world, which is strangethe revelation of the true nature of their world makes it make much more and much less sense
>>34113797I can agree to an extent, the show never really explains why the so similar yet different to our world, but I enjoy that it can have superpowers blended in to mature themes and modernized organizations. Helps that most characters aren’t stupid and analyze/break down the magic system in a way that real human beings would.We should stop talking about this now, we really need more talk of incest.
I just hope that anon Uchiha fuck his sister before the whole clan shitshow. Fucking Itachi ruining everything
>>34114002The incest story we need and deserve
>>34114002>implying that anon and his sister don't escape and they're the one that needs to repopulate the clan
>>34112963>rarity liking anime
>>34113006>"It's a catsuit darling."
>>34116227>"What does Takamaki-san have that I don't have?!"
>>34116869How do your bangs work? Is that just a really weird comb over?
>>34104889How about I whoop yo ass nigga, while dressed like fluttershy? It may seem bad but it’s good if you use your imagination
>>34116869>>34117515Where does the hairline start?
>>34117557Fuck off. Those literal animal fuckers couldn’t get the axe faster
Why do people say incest is disgusting? If you think it is you clearly never done it.
>>34117634Because everyone has different tastes in what makes them hot and someone somewhere is gonna think it’s weirf and wrong. I’d fuck my hot mom but I think footfags and brapperz need swift death from tetanus
>>34117634Human was literally created on incest
>>34112800Hard fucking N bud
>>34112800No. Zephyr is a good little brother to be corrupted by such slut sister. He is more a mommy boy
>>34117640>I’d fuck my hot mom but I think footfags and brapperz need swift death
>>34092270She's not the only one in need of a good spanking
>>34103252>be from conservative farm house>Cant be home schooled anymore, get into highschool >finally a fucking break from the loneliness in the farm and have other human beings to interact with>feeling like getting all of your lack of human interaction out, like compensating or finally scratching that companionship itch that isn't with someone a decade older than you and blood related>become a über extrovert>want intimacy like crazy, to have people close to you that isn't your family >become a mix of that friend always available as a shoulder to cry on plus a massive thot and attention whore >become addicted to the approval and validation of people >always want more >more More MORE>Realize becoming an snapchat instagram type thot gave you a lot of that >sneak into big bro computer history>you figured out that way you could get to know what boys were into >half of the videos were edits about a Brazilian male solo dancing and being smug >the other half was roleplay lesbian incest >you can hear a banjo and people singing about Alabama at the back of your head>at least know some of the fetishes boys have>you are no ripped brazilian dancer so you scratch that off and stick with the weird roleplay >realization hits you >if you were going trough this weird craving for attention, Apple jack likely went trough it as well>you wonder if Apple jack would be willing to do kinky stuff with you for attention too>you would even get more attention since you were authentic family members >didn't even mind that fact, since big sister used to bath with you to save water since you were a little girl >she sometimes does that now and even gets upset if you say no>she even taught you about masturbation and the fact you had more than one hole>a baby maker and one to pee from, ain't that weird >she went as far as help you find your g-spot >if she was so confident and close, she probably wouldn't mind a few pics or Vids for your friends, right?
>>34117806>half of the videos were edits about a Brazilian male solo dancing and being smugGuess I don't need my sides anymore
>>34117845Was it really that funny?
>>34117850No He is just pretending to have fun like people in v
>>34117850Yes. Ricardo Milos is meme treasure.>>34117854Show us where internet stranger hurt you
>>34117863It was v
Taking over the thread, darling
>>34117894>”GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!”
>>34117901Too real 4 me
>>34117901>>34117903>Anon wants no part of the sister he sees as a bitchy popular girl
>>34118100>Sweetie stops moving when Rarity enters the room from her spot under the desk.
>>34116227You lack imagination, watch this.>Be Anon.>Knocking on your sister's door before making your way in"Yo Rarara, you in her-">Rarity looks at you like a deer caught in headlights>She scrambles up from her compromising position and tries to put a stop to what is displayed on her TV.>"A-Anon!? It's not what it looks li- Why did you barge into my room!" She tries to hide the screen with her body but she fails.>You feel your throat parched so you have to open and close your mouth before asking the real questions"Is... Is that Sailor Moon?">"O-Oh this?" She dislodges herself from the TV "I guess it is, why, of course it is! Sweetie Belle wanted to see it, but she's at such an impressionable age, what kind of big sister would I be if I didn't see if it was appropriate for her? Ohohoho""Rareware, Sweetie already went through her Sailor Moon phase years ago, remember?">"Ohohoh...oh... oh?""Yeah, she's all about that... InuYasha or whatever, now">"...""...">Rarity can't take it anymore "Fine, you've found me out, my dirty little secret! I watch anime! Laugh at your sister's faults, go on! A beauty like her, on the cusp of womanhood, beloved by all, watching imported cartoons from the far East! And subtitled no less!">She dramatically swoons down onto her bed and grips at her sheets>"Go ahead, say I am no longer your sister! Disown me as my dearest brother, Just know that I regret nothing: when I see those elegant forms donning such beautiful pieces, the romance of it all, I cannot help but have my maiden heart be enraptured! I can only beg you that you do not tell a single soul! It would be the worst possible thing!""Damn Rarity, heel, there's nothing wrong with having guilty pleasures, stop with the melodramatics, you're damn lucky you aren't a dubshitter, or else I'd disown you for that">"I beg your pardon?""Also, once you're done with that, I recommend Cardcaptor Sakura: a different costume every episode">"O-Oh my""Anyway, dinner's ready"
>>34118114>sailor moon Clearly you do too
>>34118114Dubs are usually better though
>>34118114Don't let her watch jojo bizarre adventure. That anime have the wrong side of the male fashion shit
>>34118121Are you implying Rarity wouldn't start out with entry level basic bitch Magical Girl shows?She's not Flutterweeb.She'd just catch a glimpse by accident and be interested on the costume designs and transformation sequences, she'd start delving into more magical girl shows and be completely desensitized to their brand of weirdness, she'd then escalate into secretly using her sewing skills to make a costume and it's all downhill from there.>>34118126Very rarely. But even then it's a matter of do you want something serious or to you want to lose your shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnu0giUS00
>>34118157>very rarelyNot in the ones I watch
>>34118157I’m implying you also lack imagination
>>34117651You might've been, judging by that sentence structure.
>>34118312Meant to say humanity. Eat my cock faggot
>>34117806How about pic & vids for cousin Anon. We had a couple of good AJ & cousin Anon greens/ideas going a while back.>>34118104How does Rarity enter the room from under the desk? Is there a trap door or something?>>34118114I like thing. Rara, Sweetie & Anon bonding over Anime.>>34118157I can see Rara making extra money creating cosplay outfits.
>Dammit did you asked for this sis
>>34118846Better you than that creepy janitor discord
>>34118846That's pretty hot.
When did your niece become so, developed?
> Gotta stitch an extra large pouch for my little guy’s package~
>>34118846Is the sentence a question or a statement? it's so bad I can't tell
>>34118846>Molesting an underage drinker who is also your sisterwhere is this rape and bully sisters shit coming from? Do none of you even feel confident enough that your sister or whatver would fall for you without any substances in your own wish fulfillment?
>>34119493You act like you've never molested your sister before
>>34119555No. I haven't. I did have sex with my 16 year old cousin, and pounded her mushy tight puss from behind, and came on her huge ass cheeks though
>>34119493Who says she’s underage? Flutters could just be your older sister in college, who can’t handle her alcohol very well due to how small she is. Plus, it’s not like alcohol makes you a completely different person, it’s more of a truth serum that gives you more confidence to do stupid shit, and less care towards the consequences. It’s better that her brother takes her home and takes care of her instead of some frat douche.Did you ever think that Fluttersis has just wanted your dick for years and was just too afraid that you’d reject her?
>>34119806>Wants your dickWhy can't she want your heart anon? Why does she have to be some cock hungry CanterTHOT?
>>34119865She's your sister, she already loves you and knows that you love her. It's just that she loves you a little more than a sister should.Plus, she's caught you staring at her tits before, you think she didn't notice?
> Hey bro, wanna share a bottle? I snuck it from the party.
>>34118100Good shit right there.
>>34120801That’s why she said share you lightweight
>>34120402>>34120801Communist in streets, SS in the sheets
>They chose the skimpiest swimsuits they could get away with this time because of the jealousy they felt when you stared at the other girls on the beach last time
>>34092296>Demon Rarity likes to play Devil Trigger loudly for ‘ambience’ whenever she fucks her half-brother Anon.
>>34119865>Why can't she want your heart anon?Because according to a few here, then it wouldn't be incest.
>>34122310>Be Anon>Have two younger sisters>Not too much younger, but they don't have drivers' license yet and you do>As soon as school lets out for the summer they beg you to drive them to the beach>Mom agrees "Go! Get them out of here!">It's only June and she's already tired of them being around the house all day>So you load up your 15 year old shitbox car for the trip to the beach>Before swimming they say they need swimsuits>So...shopping with your two sisters first>At least they can pay themselves>Babysitting & allowance money>Mom told you to keep an eye on them, so you can't just leave and rendezvous later>For the next 2 hours they parade sexy bikinis in front of you"How does this one look?""Is this one cute?""How does my butt look in this one?">Questions no brother should have to answer>Your only advice;"Celestia, Luna, come on, be realistic."Those suits are WAY too skimpy"Mom & Dad are gonna freak when they see them.">But your sisters choose tiny bikinis anyway>At least this part of the ordeal is over>You almost popped a boner several times in the swim shop>But you were strong and stayed mostly flaccid>Finally, the beach>This part is fun>You run into friends>Swim, play volleyball, hang out>None of them get too fresh with your sisters>You have a good day together>Drive home>Warn them to change before Mom & Dad see those swim-suits they bought>Having them strip naked in the back seat at a highway rest-stop is awkward>But you get home before dinner>Two younger sisters safe and fully clothed>Older brother success, right?>Nope>Your dumb friends posted pics of the day all over social media>Including Tia & Luna in their barely-bikinis>Mom & Dad saw it all>And somehow it's YOU who gets in shit for it"How could you let them wear swim-suits like that?""You were supposed to be in charge!">Fucking sisters.
>>34122637Not bad. I'd like to read more if you have the time.
>>34122637I like this premise a lot, have we ever had an Anon older than Celly and Luna in this thread before?
>>34122542Don't bring this shit up again anon
I can't wait to kiss my NBR sister
>>34122999>your NPR sister Twilight is always talking about seemingly reasonable political shit but with snippets of just unacceptable weasely liberalism mixed in>You realize she'll shut up if your cock's in her mouth
>>34122999Those digits don’t lie
Summer vacation time;Little sister Scoot has decided she will not take a bath until school restarts in September. It's still June and she's already rank.As her big brother, what is your plan to scrub her stinky ass clean?Bonus Mode:No molest.
>>34124550I don't see how that's a bonus.
>>34124550God dammit, I love filthy unwashed tomboys, but 2.5 months is significantly longer than you can go.... can I trick her into going swimming? or put itching powder on her head then examine her and say I found lice, then I have to shampoo her (and I have to do it, it says on the bottle you can't do it yourself)
>"You're becoming a big boy, Anon. I think it's time mommy showed you what a Shimjob is"
>>34124589Having Scootaloo for a little sister would be...demanding.Beyond the obvious of constantly having to stop her from doing dangerous, dumb stuff, can you imagine how clingy she'd be? You see how she is around Rainbow Dash, she'd be even worse with a big brother. Which, if she was stanky, would be pretty horrid.
>>34124844>ywn defend your honor against Rainbow Dash for who Scootaloo looks up to more as an older sibling
>>34124844>going around barely dressed>constantly bouncing back from things that would badly sprain or break others>smells pretty damn amazing up to the point where she hits that really-needs-to-bathe-now limit>constantly stares at your dick but at the same time likes looking at your naked girl drawingsScoot would be the best sister.Maybe she's just refusing to bathe to force you to force her into the shower.
>>34124550Hose her down outside when she isn't looking.
>"Daddy?! It's not what it looks like!"
>>34126070What.. does it look like?
> Go out on a date with a classmate.> Nothing serious and it probably won't work out, but it's still a big deal for you.> Excitedly tell lil sis Rainbow Dash.> She gives you a look like her world is collapsing and you've betrayed her in the worst possible way.> She starts singing "Every breath you take" a LOT more often than is healthy.> yfw
>>34126220>Clingy Stalker Little Sister Dash
What about Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo as Anon's two little sisters?Dash is the clingy teen who begs to be brought along everywhere and be included with your friends...then jealously sabotages any chance you have of achieving sexual.Scootaloo is the innocent little sister who keeps putting Anon in compromising positions.
>>34126294>What about Rainbow Dash and ScootalooHad me there>as Anon's two little sistersand then you lost me.There's a point where shoehorning your precious Anon into everything makes things sound nothing but stupid.
>>34126220How could you do this to her
>>34126475>His issue isn't in Dash and Scootaloo being siblings>But instead it's in throwing the reader insert character into the mix, because clearly that's where that anon went a step too far.What are you even doing here, man?
> Pfft who’d fuck their brother? So disgusting. Only conformance do that. Now cousins on the hand...
>>34124724But I’m not ready mother!!!
>>34126524Hey, ain't nothing that says Dash and Scoots can't be related.
>>34126475>mad about using Anon on /mlp/, let alone 4chanDo you even have a grasp of an understanding of where you are right now?
>>34119120It started when she sucked (You) off in your sleep
>>34127160I'm getting the feeling that you didn't quite understand what I said.
>>34127930No sir, no exceptions
>>34127930I won't stop licking every drop of sweat from her body..
I'm surprised at the low number of dad-daughter stories. even that one where anon was a cop and daughter was... dash? it was hard to even pick up that they had that relationship, good as it was.
>>34128865Nobody can top the classic with Rarity and Sweetie
>>34128865Yeah, could use some father/daughter stories again. Brother/sister stuff sorta dominates everything here, not that I'm really complaining.
>>34127930This, pedophilia isn't allowed here. Only big sisters, aunts and moms
>>34129082You're just adorable
>>34129103Those are some slutty calves.
>>34129082Little sister deserve love too
>>34129082And daughters. Especially daughters.
>>34129327Ponkle, I told you about wearing panties.
>>34129459That's not a very responsible thing to teach your daughter, Anon.
>>34129655Teaching her to avoid infections and save money, like her grandma and all her grandcestors.
>>34129655It teaches her to keep ready for daddy. And isn't that the most important lesson of all.
>>34129594The janitor/mod delete it. The message is clearYOUR DEGENERATE SHIT ISN'T WELCOMED HERE
>>34130127Yet here you are, in the incest thread.
>>34130127Speaka de English, motherfucker
>>34130127>"They don't like YOUR degeneracy, they like MY degeneracy!"Didn't know you could even turn being a degenerate into a dick measuring contest.
>>34130168whoa, that is a kawaii sweetie...
>>34125182>eye examI know that's why I'm getting undressed.
>>34125182I need to talk with rarity about this. Why she make that skirt so short?
>>34124844It may sound neat, but in reality it is shit. I've been there.
>>34131299she knows you are a fucking weirdo and finds it kind of hot
>>34131583Why rarity is teasing me with my little sister? She don't care about sweetie belle?
>>34124844>she'd be even worse with a big brotherGuessing you have completely forgotten that Scootaloo only praises Dash because she is a cool athlete? Can you say the same? Otherwise, Scootaloo would stay away from you.
>>34131033holy shit it DOES say eye examall this time I read 'an exam' and I was confused
>>34131595She wants you two to get together so she can watch
>>34132037voyeurity is best rara
>>34130203youre obviously new to the internet then
>>34131595She cares about sweetiebelle. That why she want to pair sweetie with her beloved brother
>>34134238Because their parents don't exist anymore?
Honestly sis, if you’re gonna make it this easy I’m out.
>>34117774Tfw someone saved my crappy edit
>>34134238What if rarity is into sweetiebelle but also into cucking She wants nothing more than corrupt her little sister
>>34134255>Anon thinks it's weird his sister is working so hard to get his dick wet, much less with her as a 'captive audience'>what's weirder though is all the women she's suggesting, happen to be related to him
>>34102109Ouch, felt the burn off that one.
>>34104494Learn to write before making a depressing smut prompt.
>>34122774Don't think so, pretty sure it's always been younger brother or middle child Anon.
>>34134470>CS on a fucking laptopTruly there can be no greater sin than this.
>>34130203Am I the only one that heard this is his TFS voice?
>>34134238>"Sweetie Daaarling, you must understand, boys are only interested in one thing! Our dear brother is the only man you can trust">"What about Dad?">"You stay away from Dad. Dad's mine."
>>34134655>what's weirder though is all the women she's suggesting, happen to be related to himThis is another one of those retarded-as-fuck ideas.
>>34135368Place your bets, folks. Let's see if this goes>Little sis suddenly wants her green brother's dick for reasons unknownOr>Anon convinces his little sister to bang himOR>They fuck like crazy because who gives a fuck that they're related
>>34135368>badly dawn pedoshit>badly set up pedo greenlearn how to write faggot
>>34135368Fucking cute. Fucking cute as fucking fuck. Don't die plzok
>>34135407Not really planning on taking it any further, I was just setting a scene.Anyone else who wants to take this over, feel free.
Based mod dabbing to the pedophiles
Couldn't have just deleted the file and kept the story? Dumbass mods...
>>34135407I'll take>You're incessant bitching about things no one cares aboutFor 500
>>34135499If it scares off "advertisers" the kike mods and gookmoot don't want it around
>>34135499>Incest=OkayThat SHOULD be the case, but if only people who come in here thinking 'incest' is some nothing nonsense word. Then get offended when anyone mentions people who are related to each other being attracted to each other in any way.
>>34135513>but if only people who*but if only people didn't
>>34135499get a load of this guy
>>34135513>That SHOULD be the case>I'm so retarded that I don't know what board I'm on.
>>34135525I like where rara's knee is, but where's sweetie's other leg?
>>34135537>It's not my fault I don't know what words mean and get offended by everything! That's just how the board is!>N-n-no you're retarded!
>>34135499Global rules have been the same for years, cry and moan all you want newfag
>>34135513>>34135537>>34135565>>34135575Shut the fuck up and go fuck your possibly underage relatives already
>>34135547She lost it in the great buyer war of the 2020 black friday They had Pudgy Manoush yarn in discount in a local store and she needed it for her crochet
>>34135547I just kind of assumed it was behind Rarity's leg, but looking closer that doesn't quite check out. Does look odd.
>>34135606>look ma i can use memearrows and claim victory
Motherfucker. And now even this place is turning into pRoGrEsSiVe hellhole. How much stuff we lost already?
>>34135986starve those people of attention
>>34136018Doesn't work; newfags see their idiocy and believe themselves to be among good company.
>>34136028i didn't say it works, i said do it
>>34135986There's a reason why IT HURTS was banned for a while.
>>34136102No there isn't. The Anonfilly thread complained about getting banned so they banned It Hurts to make them shut up.
>>34136102That was back when everything was getting banned to justify banning anonfilly.
>>34136121are you retarded?
>>34136138What? That's what happened
>>34136153Youre implying they would have never been banned if anonfilly didnt bitch about it, it was only a matter of time since it was under their radar you moron.
>>34136163No it wasn't, NOTHING happened until the erpfags from anonfilly started to bitch and moan about IT HURTS involving """minors""".
>>34136163They also banned IRT and Lewd Sleepover at the same time as IT HURTS, which was a few days after Anonfilly.IRT was the only one that actually fought to get back.
>>34136175no one cares, it would have gone the same way with both getting banned if ITS HURTS went on to bitch about double standards. They were banned for pedophillic shit, not to placate one group. You must be a fucking retard to even think the mods cared about anonfillly poster raging at all.
No one cares about your pedophile fantasy. This general only want mature girls
>>34136206Shut up you dumb wetback
>>34136192Considering they unbanned everything but anonfilly it's pretty easy to assume there's one mod that's super asshurt about it still.
>>34136187>and IRT was banned again for pedoshitreally didnt think that one through
>>34136217replying to weak bait is bad, anon
>>34136226There wasn't any pedoshit going on in either Lewd Sleepover or IRT at the time.
>>34136229they were banned for pedoshit multiple times, and there was the same level of it as IRT
>>34136206Not every green is just about fucking. We cherish cute stuff too
>>34136240Lewd Sleepover got banned once and there was no pedoshit, IRT only had a Cadance story happening. Regardless of any of this you still fail to explain why Anonfilly is still banned while It Hurts is unbanned despite still being pedoshit.
>>34136248It Hurts is fucking dead, retard, it's near 500 posts of "uhh more?" Check the thread if you don't believe meQuit bitching and fuck off
>>34136248Anonfilly still being banned is probably because filly pedoshit is still banned and gets deleted all the time. it doesnt make lolicon shit OK and you're in denial that lst wasnt pedoshit because it was literally harboring the same posters as IT HURTS when that was banned
>>34136254That doesn't change the fact that it's fucking unbanned when the other "pedo" thread isn't.It's literally just one asshurt mod that banned a bunch of shit to justify banning something else.
Little sister deserve love too
>>34136264they need cuddles and tongue kisses
>>34136264>>34136285oh look, its the ITS HURTS crossboarders right on que
>>34136264123 not it!I mean, uh, Spoon!
>>34136206>ywn imagine cute lil sis Cozy who secretly just wants your attention doing her best to be lewd towards you>ywn imagine her springing her seduction tactics out in public and nearly getting the two of you caught>ywn imagine your little sis getting more wet the closer the two of you are to getting caught while she's not wearing any pantiesDamn, dude, it must really suck to have no imagination whatsoever, I'm so sorry. You should really just kill yourself at this point, going on any longer would just be letting yourself suffer.
>>34136258Why are you here?
>>34136333imagine them deleting the only green that this thread has gotten in nearly a hundred posts twice.
>>34136346It’s summertime and third worlders and glimmerspammers usually come out this time of the year in full force
>>34136365>age of consent in third world countriesnice try
>>34136342It's one of the boards resident barneyfags/rulecucks, it's literally only here to ensure no fun.
>>34136380I didn’t know drawings could consent
>>34136388you literally have one of the autistic third worlders spamming lolishit right now, you cant really play this off.
>I-I will tell the canadian p-police about your drawings!
>>34136423I can play with myself though
>>34136437lmao where is that guy he's unironically good for a laugh
>>34135511but /a/ is allowed to have full frontal loli nudity, why can't we?
>>34136459>things that never happened
>>34136417>nintendo switchSorry sis, but we're a playstation family
>>34136464No, it did happen. There is lots of torPedo shit and nude stuff out there. And onle went there twice.
>>34136489Cartoons aren’t pedo
>>34136385It's probably the same guy who shows up every other week to get butthurt about how incest in the thread isn't treated like actual incest.
>>34136515Imagine not having a stable incest relationship
>>34136417Would you experiment with your little sister if you were also a girl?
>>34136646That's a requirement
>>34136121>>34136122>>34136263>It's literally just one asshurt mod that banned a bunch of shit to justify banning something else.This
>>34136671anonfilly fags NEVER shut up though, they only stopped giving a shit about here when /mlpol/ took them in
>>34136671>implying this changes anything>implying he wouldn't ban this thread as further justification>implying doing the same thing that got one thread banned and a second thread banned and a third thread banned but unbanned later won't result in this one being the fourth banned for the exact same fucking reasonEven if the mod was just using those bans for flimsy justification, there's literally nothing stopping him from including this one too. The fact that you can see the first three bans are bullshit isn't a magical shield protecting you from a fourth.
>>34136693This one did get banned though, the whole thing was likely a rouge janitor because nobody was getting banned for posting the threads but they would be deleted on sight.
Imagine if we hit the bump limit while arguing over stupid shit that barely involves incest
>>34136655She's gotta learn how to lick pussy somehow.
>>34136333That bloomy is kinda chubby. She need a diet
>>34136777Wouldn’t be the first time.
>>34136785more to love, man
>>34136785She's just full of mercyI mean corn pone
>>34136785Time to get /fit/ with big bro
>>34136777Might as well let the thread die at that point.
>>34136333Purge the Flash
>>34137169Nah, Flash is the bro that will always support you not matter how "horrible" is your fetish because he is turning into the weirdo without friends in EQG
>>34137202Derpy is friends with him.
>>34137202it's hard being a guy. nobody wants to be around us.
Why do people hate fun?
>>34138115Because people can be faggots, anon
>>34136515I'm in and out of the thread, got any caps of his posts? I want to check something.
>>34138160No caps unfortunately but he usually just posts about how characters in the story being ok with incest is wrong.
>>34138176Ah. Just sounds similar to the satyr troll.Lurks the threads, bitching about how "and everyone is just okay with it", or crying about child abuse or how Celestia'd banish you or shit.
What if you started dating your daughter, but neither of you know that you’re her dad?
>>34138578Then there's nothing taboo as far as we know.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attractionBut I can be sure that once we find out, I'll be safe in my knowledge that she'll let me keep battering her womb like daddy's princess should.
>>34138584honestly I think both that and its opposite (westermarck) are both bullshityour genes want what they want. sometimes you need more of what's already in your gene pool but not in your own genes personally (like my sister got all the genes I didn't get, and her body type is what I go for). Being around someone growing up isn't going to change what your nose tells you. Especially since those relationships all change at puberty anyway (the time when family members suddenly want to get the fuck away from each other and don't seem to reconcile til it's over and hormone levels have gone back down a bit)I think the reason people think the westermarck thing happens is that... if you know those people your whole life, you're going to NOTICE not being attracted to them. whereas the 50 million unattractive strangers you come across every day, nobody's going to notice that
>>34138594If you married someone and then one day found out you were related, would you stop loving them?
>>34138627hell nawbut the bible makes that pretty clear. like, if you're trying to make a new fledgeling nation of escaped slaves work in the middle of a desert, it's not a good idea. they're gonna be inbred enough already.but compared to faggotry it's nothing. you don't stone them, you ask them politely to leave town. Presumably wherever they set up shop next, nobody will know them.It's basically like polygamy: historically it's so necessary that it's inevitable it happen here and there, but it rarely works out.
>>34138627Where do you think we are?
> *gasp* Is that yer pecker? It’s so cute~
>>34136515>>34138270>Pinning everything on one guyNot trying to defend him/them or anything, but it's like you refuse to believe that you're on a board filled with thousands of posters.
>>34138901You do this everyday, of every week, for about 10 months now, and every time you get called out all you have to say is, "there are other posters though". Quit with your shitposting, its just you being an annoying faggot. The guys that kept telling you to fuck off were right, you are just an insane shitposter.
>>34136679If this general got banned for no reason, you wouldn't shut up either.
>>34138923Not sure it's the same guy as our troll, would need to see more of him posting to compare if it's the same literally autistic shitfits he repeats like a record, but that dude's been doing it non-stop for at least 5 years now, and only just started tapering off.
>>34138940It did get banned for no reason, and we got it back
A daughter's place is carrying her father's children.
>>34140590Funny way of saying sister you got there
>>34140618Good idea tiny asian girl, where's your mother?
>>34140624she's a taco muncher, anon, have you never seen the commercial?
>>34140625She just needs a good sloppy and dripping sausage to go down on. Just ask Sonata.
>>34136471But playstation don't have the incest franchise fire emblem...
> So, my sweet sweet Anon can’t see me as more than a sister? We’ll see after tonight.
>>34141168>big hair and makeupi'm not queer, Rara. I know you think that'd be cute, but I like girls.
>>34141168>Rarity walks into Anon’s room, expecting him to be asleep, but finds him getting head from Sweetie
>>34141673It's lube for him to take Rarity from behind.
>>34141168> Rarity will never leave a lipstick ring around the base of your cock
>>34141814Because I’m dating Sweetie
>Older sisters Tia and Luna, along with your cousin Candy, take you out for your first legal drink
>>34142240Candyass has one empty look
>>34142240>deviantart watermarkThey still doing this. For the fucking simplest picture of three characters author put the watermark. Fucking WHY.
>>34142240"And that's how you were conceived, Flurry" you tell your daughter, rubbing her pregnant belly.
>>34142325Because it's re-draw of Dazzlings. Celestia as Dagi, Luna as Aria, and Cadence has Sonata's empty look (wonder why).
>>34142337you might think the artist an autist for doing that,but what you don't realize is the people who look at these pictures ARE the type to steal themand post them everywhere and claim they made it.. and make a big ridiculous drama and quite likely try to get money (more likely 'points') out of other gullible stupid little internet kiddies whose parents never raised them
>>34142240it's hard to imagine the same culture that has royalty would have a drinking age.
>>34142344Pretty spot on. Princess Peetzer probably doesn't have much more than Taco Tuesday rattling around up there.
>>34142361Holy fuck. I never thought of that.
>>34142378It's a fucking fucked up world out there, man.. we've got to set good examples by not caring or showing attachment to such frivolity, but we can't blame the ones who wade crotch-deep into the sewage and protect themselves beforehand
>>34142240I'd actually be super down for a full green of this, maybe in a setting where your sisters are taking care of you after the death of your parents.Celestia would definitely be the motherly one of the two sisters; being the oldest, Celly's always looking out for your safety and sometimes butts heads with Luna because of it. She probably gets called out for pampering you a lot, but she'll sometimes let loose and be a little irresponsible at times, showing that she still has a fun streak in her. Because of her busy and tiring work schedule, Celestia tends to hit the hay rather early, which allows her younger sister to sneakily steal you from her from time to time.Luna would be the more fun, rebellious older sister; having spent a good majority of her teenage years never leaving her room from the trauma of losing her parents, Luna is often out of the house at night and partying the night away to overcompensate for her previous antisocial behavior, though she can often be oblivious to certain social cues. Luna often tries to push you out of his comfort zone and bring you with her to parties, and is prone to being jealous of her older sister; thinking that you favor Celestia over her, blaming herself that the two of you aren't as close as you could be, etc..Your cousin Cadance often acts as your family's mediator; Candy used to babysit you all the time when you were younger, what with Celestia always out working and Luna cooped up in her room. At this point, you more or less consider Cadence your third sister, since the two of you have always gotten along really well. Even to this day, she still she tries to made it a point to spend time with you to make sure you don't feel too lonely. Sometimes she tries a little too hard though, as her romantic nature can get a little grating when she's always trying to set you up with dates, even though you used to have a childhood crush on her.
>>34142440I'm very interested. If only we had someone to write it. Give it a shot
>>34142364The human world isn’t really royalty. She’s a principal
>>34144568Already beated by Rhea.She is literally condensed incest >Your ancestor>Your grandmother>Genetic basis of your mom>Holy Blood of your dad>Your daughter(because MC is the reincarnation of her mom)And yeah, you can marry her if you S rank her.
>>34144597celestia edit when?
>>34142440I like the idea.
Anyone else gonna make the new thread this time? If so, don't wait all night so that the thread doesn't end up being archived without a link to the new thread, like last time...
>>34144983Soon it'll be time for the next oneDirty Sister Scoots Edition?Overly Pushy Coach Aunt Dash Edition?Precociously Curious Sister Apple Bloom Edition?Open-minded Mama Twilight Doing Experiments On You Edition?
> You, you can’t possibly mean that bro!
>>34145005Naw I was just fuckin with ya. I DO want your bod.
>>34145003I like that last one, we need more moms around here.Twilight Sparkle, or Twilight Velvet?
>>34145010It's more fun if it's an obsessive and quirky sciencemom trying to experiment with your dingdong. i dont know anything TV is known for.
> My beautiful son, surely the night appeals to you more than your pathetic humanity
>>34145005It doesn't count if it's anal
>>34145010Velvet. I’d like to fuck my mom and sis together
Disgusting degenerates. How can you live with yourselves and not feel disgusted?
>>34146324>Twiggy for pic>one of the avatar of IRT - SparkleCest
>>34145003>>34145010>>34145045>>34145047>>34145659I too am down for some momcest green.
>>34146456make the new thread already