>"Come on Anon, Sarge wants out on patrol to keep watch for Charlie"
>>34029047Fine but I'm point man this time. You fucking suck at spotting gooks in the trees.
>>34029047>Implying the average anon is fit for military duty
>>34029047"yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not what she meant">"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SOLDIER!?""First of all, it was not 'sarge', it's our Principal, Ms. Celestia. We're teens and this is 2019, not 1971 in Vietnam. Second, she probably told you to 'keep THE watch for Charlie BUNTON', the new kid , which would also explain why you're holding a quartz watch in your hands-">"IT'S FOR SYNCHRONICTY, SOLDIER! WE HAVE A WAR TO F-""-and lastly, have you been playing Cowwadoody all night again?">"...m-maybe"
>>34029047Let's go make the grass grow Shimmy.
Rainbow seems more fit for the army than Sunset desu
>>34029091SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
>"There is one thing they don't prepare you for in the army.">"And that is the repeated exposure to Fortunate Son."
>>34031208Alex Mason accidentally discovers the portal to Equestria via a horrendous Vietnam flashback, thus confirming what the numbers mean, and where they're being broadcast from.
>>34029047They're in the trees!
here's some trivia for you.they're called charlies because in the nato phonetic alphabet the letter c is "charlie". so the viet cong or VC were called victor charlie, and communists were charlie. charlie applied to both, so enemy combatants were just called charlie.