Rainbow Roadtrip specialWritten by Kim Beyer-Johnsonhttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7c5jqp913: Between Dark and DawnWritten by Gail Simonehttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7bp13ghttps://mega.nz/embed#!pagBgQzT!WdSM3WQPhpKyLbWCuYJMaCSrCjg-b27zkPvoohOL4mMSpirit of the Forest #2 storytimed here>>33983499 Comic #79 is storytimed here>>34002171 My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1 download link here!http://www.mediafire.com/file/f0he2sntndjuonv/MLP_Manga_Vol1.rarPrevious thread:>>34023537
Good morning, I hate dougs.
Would you smash her like button?
>>34026670There's no way a cute filly could be evil.
912: The Last Crusadehttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ba29aBest Gift Ever: The Specialhttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6wabafYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oUpcoming US broadcasts:914: That's A Laugh - When Pinkie Pie seeks help from her old friend, the super-silly Cheese Sandwich, in finding her life's purpose, she discovers the unimaginable has happened.915: 2,4,6, Greaaat - The School of Friendship is starting a buckball team and Rainbow Dash has to come to terms with the fact that she won't be coaching the team.916: A Trivial Problem - Twilight's hopes of keeping her Trivia Trot winning streak alive are waylaid when she's unexpectedly paired up with Pinkie Pie who has never been to a trivia night before!917: The Summer Sun Setback - Twilight is determined to make Celestia and Luna's last Summer Sun Celebration memorable, but things start going horribly wrong.918: She Talks to Angel - When Fluttershy and Angel Bunny's relationship hits the skids, Zecora gives them a potion to help them understand each other.Episode Links:https://xxnightmaremoonxx.de/vweb/?page_id=79&page=9http://yp1.yayponies.no/videos/episodes.phpDiscoFam Countdown:http://mlpg.co/countdown/MLPG Event/Activity Calendarhttp://mlpg.co/htc/https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/2019/02/14/toy-fair-exclusive-my-little-pony-rainbow-roadtrip-animated-spec/
>>34026708Actually, it's way simplerponies are furry.
>>34026720why are you spam this shit everythread
>>34026726Don’t worry about it, brony
Would you still love your waifu if she was ugly?
>>34026791I'd salute her shorts, if that's what you meme.
>>34026793fuck you young people saying things that make no sense
This is a great filly. I loved how she was voiced by an actual non-actress girl. She's adorable and I love her freckles. Would daughter/10
>>34026802Same but with incest included
>>34026811I knew I'd piss someone off just by doing that.
>>34026802Ranking of fillies:>Noi>Wind Sprint>GollyNo particular order:>Strongfilly>Diamond Tiara>Kettle Corn>Silver Spoon>Sweetie Belle>Scootaloo
>>34026802I want her to put me in her peepee
>>34026802I want her to put her peepee in me
>>34026816Well, it goes without saying that a daddy's duty is to pleasure his daughter and make sure she has a lot of orgasms.
>>34026828Who the fuck is Noi?
>>34026856who the fuck are you
>>34026856A filly with a very fun and wonderful life
What is it about background ponies that makes them so fascinating?
>>34026847>>34026855wtf I love mlpg now
>>34026884They're the main characters in stories we haven't seen.
>>34026887You've never walked in somewhere and used your brony benefits card?Never leave home without it.
Princess "One fish, two fish, red fish, dead fish" Pence
>>34027009I'm sorry, I don't believe in the show bible
>>34027018That's okay. neither does Josh Haber, and he ended up being the head of writing for the show.
Flash Sentry got dumped for our sins
>>34027005Birb a qt
>>34027022Well, let's see
>>34027021disgust beyond words
>>34027031Aw, what a cute birb. I want to jack him off.
>>34027044More like fug la bug
I think mlp peaked around S2 and it's been a bunch of highs and lows over the years
Still a better love story than Twilight
>>34027060Looks like Spike is getting pussy where he can.
>>34026684Eh, this looks like some normie shit.
>>34027120What a stupid whorse.
>>34027120What an adorable cutie.
>>34027120what an average individual.
>>34027140Why can't I have a horse wife who smiles when I kiss her on the cheek?Fuck this gay earth
Anyone else feel super tired after work?I have no energy to do anything and will just eat some food and go to bed earlyWhere do you guys get all this energy to watch pony?
>>34027166I don't care what people think of me anymore. I'm going to do what makes me happy.
>>34027161>Admitting to being underageRetard
>>34027158I only watch it on my days off. This sucks because I work weekends and miss all the premieres. Not that premieres exist anymore because everything is leaked
>>34027169Horses are such slutshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSt1G7NK22k
>>34027192>scratch my ass or I'll kick yoursHmm.
>>34027206>you will never have your ass kicked by a filly demanding butt scratches
How did i just find out today we got a second movie I have obly been out of the loop since for a week or 2 i think i feel like i fell into a alternative universe
>>34027286Technically, Rainbow Roadtrip isn't a theatrically-released movie, and the first G4 movie to be released in theaters was Equestria Girls
So I'm binge watching MLP again from the beginning, I get to "Flutter Brutter" and I never really noticed just how thirsty brah was. He wanted that RD puss BAD.Dude's into the tomboys. I can't blame him
I want a little filly girlfriend. Which filly would be the best girlfriend?
>>34027335I didn’t get that he was actually attracted to her. He just knew how to tease her
This is your Trixie Lulamoon for today.
>>34027335We all know what the endgame is
After tomorrow, only 8 more episodes until the end.
>>34027358I dunno man, it was too genuine. I like to think he had a huge crush on her since they were kids or whatever and that just lasted into adulthood
>>34027367>weebEw, burn it with fire
I want to fuck Shimmy Shake and Lighthoof so bad.
>>34027393You can just tell they want to draw anthro flly porn
>>34027395Naah, definitely not Holivi's style.
>>34027398Are you sure?https://derpibooru.org/2050455
>>34027390I just want them to dominate me. Hold me down and sit on my face, step on me, stuff like that.
>>34027402Pretty sure: if you see something "lewd" in that pic, maybe you should take a seat.
>>34027410If you say so man
>>34027421This isn’t my amputee waifu
super mega adorable cutie
>>34027479DON'T WEH$400 FINE
What makes Trixie a cutie?
>>34027486what's a $? I only have bits
>>34027487her gorgeous hair, her beautiful coat, her pretty tail, her attractive eyes, her cute ears. but mostly her precious smile
I'm trying to draw poniesI really want to fucking die
trixie has one cookie left, she decided to share it with you!
>>34027503Pony believes in you
>>34027503Don't die anon
>>34027503Don't feel bad bro, I draw clop too.
>>34027503remember that failing is a good thing! don't be discouraged by it. you're going to make a ton of shitty drawings before you ever make anything that you're remotely pleased with.Learning what you're doing wrong and acknowledging your faults is the best way to improve.
>>34027573Rarity is pure, stop this nonsense.
Rainbows a gossipRarities a slutFluttershy hits angelPinkie deals drugsApplejack spends all her money gamblingTwilight stopped praying
I wonder if Celestia feels bad that Twilight stopped sending friendship letters
>>34027586Rainbow is fat, pregnant and illiterateRarity is epilepticPinkie Pie has diabetesTwilight is autistic
Hey, so I'm watching the show from the beginning. Is the timeline of this show kinda fucked? I'm looking at that Hearthswarming play from Season 2 and...should they have a flag with Celestia and Luna on it? Were they alive yet? Who raised they sun and moon before them?
>>34027597No one, it's all a lie.
>>34027597I don't think they ever touched on that (nor does it really matter all that much desu)
>>34027601>>34027602Okay then. Just wondering. Wish I'd come to this fandom earlier.
>>34027607Don't worry, you're just in time for the show to be "ruined forever" again. Not like the last bajillion times, for real this time.
>>34027597The sun and moon used to move completely normal by themselves, similar to our world.A bunch of corrupt unicorns used all their magic to move the sun manually and it ended up disrupting the cycle and stopping the sun in it's tracks.When all the creatures ended up coming together they decided to give all their magic to celestia and luna so that they would move the sun and moon for everyone
It was explained in The Journal of the Two Sisters
>>34027613Oh good! I'll get the popcorn.>>34027615Well. When was that established? Comics? An episode I haven't seen?
>>34027597A group of powerful unicorns combining their magic but it would permanently drain them.I think this was the answer from some comic with Starswirl or something.I could be wrong.
>>34027617Comics and books have a lot of lore in them if you're curious. The main show brushes all that off though and doesn't care for because the writers are fucking hacks
>>34027449I want to suck on her stump.
>>34027617Welcome on the ride
>>34027619Never trust a unicorn
>>34026876SPAH 'ROUND HERE
Rarity's pregnant, and Spike's the father.
that was so awful the thread died from itanyway, new chinese eps tomorrow, I assume?
>>34027749He knows exactly what I mean
>>34027767please reverse the colt beam on poor telescope butt
>>34027776>please reverse the colt
>>34027783That is not what I meant
>>34027776What would happen if you were to colt beam a colt?
>>34027794total molecular dissociation
>>34027794The coltness of the colt would increase
>>34027776>please insert the telescope in colt buttReally dude? Fine
>>34027812that is in no way what I said anonymous
>>34027812>FS is gaypedo nowAnother man fall for the colt charm
>>34026684>No hooves trashNope
>>34027842That thing Mac did is still more impressive
>>34027857STR vs DEX
>>34027860You better not be implying AJ is a dexfag
>>34027866AJ lost to RD in hoof wrestling. Her STR isn't so great.
I just realized that the 2010s will be over soon.How were the cartoons of this decade, in your opinion?
>>34027878A mixed bag. There were some gems that only lasted one or two seasons while everything I didn't like (aside from ponies) got a bunch of seasons
>>34027860Cute stat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other stat
>not being a griffon with all points in the paw stat
>>34027910I love that little apple.
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Why does it feel like I spend more time waiting for updates to load than actually playing my games?
I'm a ponyI'm a straight up Pthe pony lifeis the life for me
>DEX>STRINT all the way
>>34027927One day I'm going to figure out why this is so hot to me
>>34027927>INT>not FAIIt's like you don't even praise the Sun
Is there such a thing as too much pony?
>>34027943If only the goddess of equestria wasn't the biggest jobber of the show...
>>34027949Probably. The pony stat limit is always 999
I'm ready for the raid. f2p btw
>>34027949Yes, but only if the pony concentration exceeds 450 ppm
>>34027963The ponies will raid you.
>>34027975>fillies & coltWhy they put endgame enemies in this raid? this isn't fair
>>34027963Who let a rando like Trixie join the party?
>>34027993She is probably the joke gimmick character or just a buffbot. You always need them in a raid
>>34027984>& coltthat's Twist
>>34028001ohh... at least my party will not get charmed by "dat fro". That is a whole turn wasted
Where is your filly paladin bro? Don't tell me that you're a f2p poorfag that don't support the game?
>>34028016I'm more into instakill with my assassin filly
>MLP rpg never ever>MLP rpg MMO never ever>MLPG raid party never ever>Male heal slut FlyingSaucer never ever
>>34028028>Implying FS can actually focus on healing
I want to take Rarity's virginity.
>>34028036I really love when the flank is blank. More filly butt to appreciate
>>34028028>tfw gauntlet horses never came to be>tfw the fire emblem knockoff never happened>tfw Klondike never fucking worked on his game
>>34028041Filly butts are important.
Suddenly, PONY STRIKES
>>34027997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybFvTcAOf4Trixie's class. It fits someone of her... skill level.
>>34026720Is there a boop up?
>>34028054I want to be menaced by Pinkie
fart power tiers in terms of volume and smellS: Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Sci-Twi, Ember, SonataA: Applejack, Trixie, Celestia, Chrysalis, Big Mac, Maud, SpikeB: Granny Smith, Sunburst, Mudbriar, Sunset ShimmerC: Fluttershy, Cadence, Fleetfoot, AdagioD: Starlight Glimmer, Rainbow Dash, Spitfire, Shining ArmorF: Rarity, Luna, Soarin, Aria
Getting banned sucksWhy are mods always complete shit human beings
>>34028146Why can't you follow the rules?Everyone else does. You're not special.
>>34028179I did. When I pointed out that they banned me incorrectly he just responded “lol” and ignored me.
>>34027009They never did have Rarity wearing an outfit like this in the show.
>>34028198Yeah yeahIt just sucks I can’t use my pass for 2 weeks. I haven’t been banned since like 2011.
>>34028186Well that sucks.I guess that means ban appeals don't have to be handled by that board's mods?
>>34028199pony wears the saddle
>>34028213Not sure, but that would explain why he didn’t give me the time of day if he didn’t like ponies.
I want to take Dash’s treasure
Shimmy Shake and Lighthoof are in denial that they're a lesbian couple, and insist that they're just friends.
>>34028268Well why does a pony need treasure?
>>34026685Gracias for the yegua, we appreciate it gaucho - boy
>>34027044You forgot to pick up your Bug again.
I'd take all the important ponies to a wrestling show.
>>34028353Bug is playing EDF. It's fine they're space aliens.
>>34027615>the sun and the moon used to move normally, like in our worldYou do know that the sun doesn't move that was does is the earth on an heliocentric model, right? Right?>inb4 that not what ma bible says
>>34028356You smell stinky smelly, phew!
>>34028358How dare you question Celestia
>>34028357Stop playing video games.
>>34028361At least the trip to the moon is First Class.
>>34028366The lunatic is on the grassThe lunatic is on the grassRemembering games and daisy chains and laughsGot to keep the loonies on the pathThe lunatic is in the hallThe lunatics are in my hallThe paper holds their folded faces to the floorAnd every day the paper boy brings moreAnd if the dam breaks open many years too soonAnd if there is no room upon the hillAnd if your head explodes with dark forebodings tooI'll see you on the dark side of the moon
How can I tell my mom that I like my little pony without coming off as a huge creep? I'm being serious by the way, I plan on telling her tonight and I would like to not be as autistic as possible
>>34028408just show her your porn folder, she will understand
>>34028426didn't you even read the second sentence of my post
>>34028408I don't see why her would or should care. If I were you I would just hide your PL. She WILL think you are either a faggot, a pedo, or a pedo - faggot. Basically your typical flying saucer
>>34028408Show her your foal folder.
>>34028426she'll be like 'ew it's all unguligrade anthro'based mom
>>34028432Sadly, I have to tell her, I have no other choice right now
Sorry nerds but you're not kewl enough to hang out with these ponies.
>>34028446>>34028446If you don't mind me asking, why do you have such a strong need to <<come out of the stable>> as some of you young pilgrims would say?
>>34028408Why does she need to know? Is there a reason you are telling her this or do you feel a need to come out of the closet? Mine doesn't know and I don't plan on telling her.
>>34028453>>34028463I asked my mom if she would be willingly to go Baltimore with me as I wanted to go to a convention there. She said that she would but she wants to know what kind of convention I'm going to. I didn't have the nerve to tell her it was bronycon. I plan on telling her tonight but I'm really nervous.
>>34028471Just tell her that it's the last bronycon and that, since you liked the show, you wanted to go there. It's a good "end note" to following a show.
>>34028471shes already looked it up.you have failed
>>34028471I have no idea what kind of person your mom is but I guess just be honest and be ready to answer questions.Does she know what a Brony is or have heard of FIM?
>>34028471Go alone to the convention kiddo. If you bring your Mon along she will either be extremely bored or completely horrified at our general degeneracy
>>34028501I already talked about it with her, she said she would find other stuff to do
>>34028505So she will come to Baltimore but would not join the convention? Good call sony
How can I tell Celestia that I like her little ponies without coming off as a huge creep? I'm being serious by the way, I plan on telling her tonight and I would like to not be as autistic as possible
This man is coming for your filly, mlpg
NOPEI CAN'T DO THIS NOPE FUCK IT IT'S NOT WORTH ITI'M NOT RISKING MY REPUTATION WITH MY FAMILY FOR SOME STUPID SHOWI DON'T CARE HOW MUCH I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY, I DON'T CARE THAT THIS IS THE LAST BRONYCON, I DON'T CARE THAT I SAVED UP FOR MONTHS, I DON'T CARE THAT I REALLY WANT TO GOFUCK IT I'M NOTGOING
>>34028524There are far better conventions to go to anyways and conventions aren’t as fun if you don’t have friends to go with as well.
>>34028528HAHAHAYEAHFRIENDSI HAVE PLENTY OF THEMLEMME GO GRAB ALL MY FRIENDSHAHAHAHA HAH AHA H H HH H HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA HA HAHA AHA
>>34028524sissybetter to die with no regrets than to live burdened by themAs long as you're not a complete degenerate they won't care.
>>34028532Hang out with MLPG irl
>>34028533I know this. I know this so much, I know I will 100% regret not going, the con probably won't even be that much fun for me, but I still want to experience it, mlp has been such a big part of my life that my mind is telling me that I have to goWhy do I care so much what people think of me? Why do I let them dictate my life? Why can't I just do what I want? Why am I like this
I've just been crawling through the internet and found this completely at random, anyone remember or know about this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsG9HiKcPM0
>>34028532There are meetup groups for specific interests for any major convention, and there are almost certainly people even more socially awkward than you in them. You just have to go to their forums or reddit page.
>>34028540You are literally stressing yourself out over nothing.It's not like you're going to roll up in a custom, 5k fursuit you built yourself.And when you tell her, if your mom doesn't want to go then just go alone. You've been saving up, and I assume you're of legal age. It's not like they can stop you.
>>34028541I remember it being posted here, but I don’t think it was for any particular reason. Just someone doing something creative per the olden days.
>>34028532I would be your amigo muchacho. I don't plan going to the con though
>>34028600Goodnight little appleI hope that weird anon stops trying to marry you
This filly is ready to get married with you.CAUTION: she can't cook
>>34028603Will she settle for a head pat and being called a good filly?
>>34028605Of course, she even love cuddling in the bed.
Good night everybody. I hope you all get to dream about ponies. Until tomorrow caballeros
>>34028528Which conventions are better?
Time to hit the bed. See ya MLPG
>>34028601I can't marry her twice tho. I think.
>>34028524>>34028532Conventions are overrated, use that money for something else, something more useful.
>>34028618Oh bloomie you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mindHey bloomie
>>34028576This had me going until the end
>>34028614I’m from Florida so I have a SE bias, so I love DragonCon and MegaCon.But I’ve also been to Emerald City ComicCon and HeroesCon which we’re both a blast. Most major cities near you will have a con worth going to way more than Bronycon. I’ve been to single-interest cons and they’re boring to me. I like the variety of a bunch of different people and interests coming together for the bigger ones.
>>34028562They can't stop me, sure, but is it worth risking ruining your relationship with your mom over some dumb convention?
>>34028621I've never been to a convention so I can't fairly judge, but aren't conventions a ton of fun? They have lots of pony activities to do, you get to meet a ton of the staff, there are a lots of panels, and even lauren is going to have her own panel. Plus all the exclusive merch you can buy there and just the overall experience you get from being surrounded by ponies.
>>34028666It’s not like you’d be hanging around and talking to the staff. Usually. Larson was a hell of a guy. You’ll be in a hotel chair in row looking at them on stage while bronies ask them dumb questions. Which can be fun but it’s not really meeting them.
Rainbow Dash is too smart for blog posting
>>34028677But this is a blog post.
>>34028675You're right. Why did I even want to go to this stupid con? Sounds boring, I ain't going to this shit. It's going to be terrible. Boring mess, I bet it will even be sold out too
>>34028621>use that money for something else, something more useful.alcohol. imma buy lots and lots and lots of alcohol that weekend
>>34028678>He really thinks thatYikes!
>>34028680I think just since it’s the LAST ONE people really want to go. But it’s still bronycon.
>>34028677are you implying that discussing bronycon is blogposting?
>>34028689>Talking about drama and how you feel about ithmmm
>>34028689It probably feels like it for people who don’t give a shit, but I think it deserves some leeway.
>>34028666Believe me satan. If you go alone you will get bored really fast>>34028680>Why did I even want to go to this stupid con?Go with friends, talk with the friends about things that can be talked in their own house watching a movie, take photos of the cosplayer, buy overpriced fanart of the artist(if they even go there, now the most important ones aren't bronies anymore), buy overpriced official merchandise, buy exclusive con related merchandise(but right now you get shit like pic related, no more cool stuff like the statue of fluttershy and discord of the comicon), buy overpriced regular food, buy overpriced regular drinks , smell the stinky bronies and feel buyer remorse later
>>34028686Nice original catchphrase.
>>34028703Nice butthurt response lol
god dashfags are no fun
>>34028699>most important ones aren't bronies anymore)Or they're fucking dead
I want to have a lot of friends like rainbow dash. She is awesome
after 1000 years I'm free!it's pony posting time
>>34028720>I want to have a lot of friendsno you don't. no you FUCKING dont. don't have friends, don't do it, just don't
>>34028715>stupid dip shit head faggot retard. god i hate youanon's yelling at his bedroom mirror again
>>34028759imagine watching a show about friendship for 9 years and not having any friends
it's all so tiresome
>>34028762Supergirl is thicc as hell and I love it
>>34027486You know what's funnyyou can't honk on facebook anymore so the original picture is still somewhat relevant
>>34028781you mean you don't have a dragon either?
>>34028739Not sure, one of the fashion show eps I believe.
>>34028739The last episode with coco pommel with an speaking role
What if there's a twist ending and Twilight doesn't become the new Celestia?
>>34028803If I was a filly I would be smug too.
>>34028810That's not smug, that's just a lustful expression.
>>34028817So... a normal filly expression
>>34028780Why would Danny be lusting after his sisters?
>>34028827I don't understand the question.
see this is why I warned about you guys enabling him. He was mentally unstable from the start but noooo he's quirky, we like him, that's just him doing his thing!Yeah, look at that now faggot
Trixie (slang)From Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaJump to navigationJump to searchTrixie is a generally derogatory slang term referring to a young urban white woman, typically single and in her 20s or early 30s. The term originated during the 1990s in Chicago, Illinois. The term was popularized by a satirical website dedicated to the Lincoln Park Trixie Society, a fictional social club based in Chicago's upscale Lincoln Park neighborhood.Contents1 Concept2 See also3 References4 External linksConceptTrixies are described as "social climbing, marriage-minded, money-hungry young ladies that seem to flock to the upwardly-mobile neighborhood of Lincoln Park." Another description calls them "the women with Kate Spade bags for every day of the week; the ex-sorority girls still lusting after big, dumb jocks; the women who go to law school to find husbands." The stereotypical counterparts of Trixies, and the men they usually end up marrying, are referred to in slang as "Chads".Shane DuBow of National Geographic, reporting about the Lincoln Park Trixie Society website, wrote that the Trixie stereotype describes a "blond, late-twenties woman with a ponytail who works in PR or marketing, drives a black Jetta, gets manicures and no-foam skim lattes", noticing that the website looked like a straight-faced parody.The term "Trixie" was used by some Chicago businesses: a salad being named the "Trixie Salad" at a Chicago restaurant, and a hair salon named the Trixie Girl Blow Dry Bar.
>this whole thing
>come to mlpg! We have pedos, bugs, gay bugs, gay pedos, gay pedo bugs, dougs, avatarfags, forced memes, image spams, and the occasional pony post but we keep those on the low not to detract from the experience
can we nuke the board yet
no we must suffer more
>>34028867Don't let the door hit you on the way out, person formerly known as the trixie avatarfag
I will post one last loli and go to sleep. Trixie get help
>>34028877Can I touch your chest?
>>34028880Can I touch your chest?
>>34028878Dry those tears and let me touch your chest.
>>34028894stop touching chests
>>34026670OP goes through all the trouble of making this thread and we hardly give him any (You)'s
>>34028899>being this retarded
>>34028899What is there to say about it?
>>34028903yes, that is goodI also haven't posted these images in years
>>34028909I hope Leth is safe and sound in a nice RAID database somewhere
>>34028899Yeah, 'cause it's SOOOO hard to copy, paste, and make a minor edit for each thread in this day and age.
And there he gets banned againdidn't he get banned and have all his posts deleted like last week tooI hope he gets off for real this time>>34028912One can only hope.
>>34028918probably not banned, just deleted posts
>>34028917wow Pinkie, way to be a JERK
>>34028942Fine. Present your ponut and I will lick it.
>>34028957I don't think that's how taxes work, but I don't know anything about pony taxes
oh my god shut uppp
>>34028962if there were any justice in the world he'd get a perma ban and that'd be the end of it
>>34028959*slurp slurp* What were you saying? Sorry, I was licking a beautiful asshole.
>>34028969Hey man save some for me
>>34028962Don't you miss filly discussion hour?
Imagine rimming luna or nightmare moonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GISnTECX8Eg
>>34028971You can eat her pussy. This ponut is mine.
>>34028980but it's the tastiest part of the horse where all the foodscat comes from
Did you know that Glimmers VA was in Zoids:New Century?
>>34028973I miss funit looks like we forgot how to fun several years ago
>>34028985Fine, you can eat her ass once I've had my fill of her foodscat and farts.
>>34028977>Rimming Nightmare Moon>Toilet paper wasn't a thing 1000 years ago yeah, no
>>34028997Now you know why they have royal guards
>>34028937Then stop being lazy Nonny.
>>34028995ok but I get sunny D rights and you can only drink it when I've had enough
>>34029002man, /tg/ used to be one of the best boards back in the day.
>>34029002The ponies have toilet paper.There is a need for toilet paper to exist.
>>34029016then how do earth ponies wipe?
>>34028968don't need to perma ban me. i'm happy to cut ties with this shitty community
>this conversation again
>>34029025I wish derpy would stop borrowing my monitors
>>34029020The ponies are extra flexible.
>>34029023this is the third or fourth post you made after saying that you'll leave foreverwhy don't you just likeget the hint and fuck off already
>>34029027>not let derpy borrowing your monitors
>>34029016Why is imagining ponies pissing in a toilet really turning me on right now? Imagine a mare sighing in relief as she empties her bladder while sitting down, or a stallion shaking the last drops of yummy piss from his semisoft dongSemisoft, by the way, is something I'm definitely not right now
>>34029030i get notification when someone responds to my post, maybe you should take a hint and stop responding to my fucking posts dumbass
ok leave now
just stop watching the thread
no he said he'd leave
>>34029051no, not you, him.
>>34029053who's on first?
>>34029054what are you asking me for?
>>34029039Maybe you still have undiscovered fetishes?Happy relief + genitals + being something private but normal + imagined and not actually experienced = good time?
>>34029071One of my biggest turn-ons is public freeuse sex in a fantasy world where people just fuck openly in public and you can just walk up to anyone and just use them sexually at any time, place, or situation, and no one sees it as anything out of the ordinary. Freely pissing in public during mundane activities is just one part of this hot fantasy.
>>34029098I wonder if girls like that actually watch the show.
I gave my filly some vodka and she passed out on top of my dresserIs she going to be ok?
>>34029098My brain is saying no but my dick desperately wants to be inside them.
Filly watched Alitait was mediocre
>>34029129It really made my robot and loli fetishes tingle. I hope someday I can own a robololi sex doll.
>>34029129Filly should just be thankful she didn't watch Super Mario Brothers, Double Dragon or Assassin's Creed.
>>34029135Maybe a robololi not versed in Panzer Kunst, then.
>>34029109most likely not.
>>34029138Well, I certainly wouldn't want her to use it against me, but it would be nice to have a bodyguard as well as robolover. Who is also a 1000-year-old cyborg with a loli body but is totally legal, I swear.
>>34029135jesus christ those eyes are freaking me out
>>34029147You watch a show about ponies with eyes bigger than dinner plates.
>>34029148yeah but ponies have big heads this is some uncanny valley anime shit
I miss Season 1.
>>34029148it's an uncanny valley thing
>>34029150See this? Eyes as big as half her fucking head.Why am I not creeped out? because somehow they're proportional and because she's a horse I guess.That robot chicks with 1.5 bigger eyes than normal instead is triggering my fight or flight instinct
>>34029144Just make sure you don't pick one who's connected 24/7 to some kind of Defense HQ, and whose boyfriend is named after a grappling hold.
>>34029150I miss how season 1 made me feel
>>34029162stop shipping a awful character with a good character
Oh boy it's that guy again
>>34029156I don't want to sound picky, but there is a reason for the "doll sized" eyes: I haven't seen the movie but in the comic there's a doll theme going on with Alita / Gally (basically two characters try to treat her as such, much to her dismay)
>>34029156My fight-or-flight instinct is overridden by my instinct to make gentle love to her robotic body.
>>34029158unf?>>34029166Oh, I'm sure there's a reason I'm just saying that I find it really unnerving
I always thought that making a character's eyes bigger made them cuter because neoteny, which is why we got the anime eyes trope to begin with
>>34029171consistency has its price.
>>34029182yeah that's super weird, those eyes look ok to meI guess it might just be a CGI thing, the style of the character is incredibly realistic, so it looks almost human but not 100% which is basically what uncanny valley is aboot.now I wonder if other people had that same reaction
yep, they didI'm glad I'm normal
>>34029186that's because it's the first volume, she's not even sporting the octopus lips, yet.My guess is that the movie design sticked to how she appears in Last order (the absolutely pointless sequel)
>>34029194OH NOMY ONE WEAKNESS
>>34029198she even gets constantly mocked about it by 2 of her roboclones (weirdly refitted as pleasure bots)
>>34029209trust me, they arehttps://battleangel.fandom.com/wiki/Elf_and_Zw%C3%B6lf
Pony didn't think a good chunk of her adult life would be feeling weirded out at kids finding out and suddenly rediscussing en masse stuff you used to read/watch 10 to 20 years ago.
you did this
>>34029213What a resourceful filly.
>>34029223...sparkle, sparkle, sparkle?
>>34029209Why is it current year and we still don't have robots to have sex with yet?
>>34029230because we don't have the tech yet, duh.
>>34029231jews have it
>>34029174Remember when this used to get posted all the time?
>>34029232so, it's all a conspiracy against your dick, huh?
>Today is Different Colored Eyes DayDesu.
>>34029234I remember that cap, yeah.by the way us that from ponychangood god it's been nearly a decade
I wish Trixieanon would be my friend
>>34029262That girl took that punch like a champ.
>>34029267>red shirt yells at white shirt's woman>white shirt defends his girl>random girl tells them to stop fighting without intervening>white shirt punches the fuck out of random girlwho was really in the wrong hereit looked like red shirt was instigating the fight but white shirt just punched that chick for no reason
>>34029262how do I know you're a /pol/ crossboarder
Colt is stomping his hooves and waving his toy sword, while screaming that colts are rational and driven by logic, and that fillies are temperamental and driven by emotions.
colt applies the rincewind rule to all fights.
I put colt in a dress
>>34029295colt rebuked he's a warrior and that you will pay once the day of the grope will arrive. And then pouted in a very cute way.
>>34029307LUNA, STAHP, THAT'S TAKING IT TOO FAR
>>34029304>day of the grope
>>34029312STOP LAUGHING, IT'S THE DAY WHEN ALL JUICES WILL BE DRANK
Imagine being a cute filly
>>34029319why do you gotta make this weird I just wanna grope little kids not give them blowjobs
>>34029323>blowjobsColts says "juices" as in "fruit juices". Colts will drink them all so that fillies will have none. Also, what does this has to do with inflating balloons for a living?
filly's consciousnessgone forever
>>34029327are you sure he doesn't want me to drain his quivering balls into my mouthis this some kind of subliminal message
>>34029321That would be nice.
>>34029330Colt says he doesn't play quidditch. Also you're being weird.
>>34029334I REQUIRE COLT JUICE
>>34029337A-HA! You're a filly spy! Colt knew it!
>>34029342>Noi casually belching during the coronation parade
Stallion is very happy of being a beautiful, happy, useful member of society and also being a part of the dominant species of his planet, the unicorns.
You are not pretty enough to be a pony.
I'm fine being a zebra
speading a pony's horsepussy and licking it
>>34028680Come to the /trash/ pony thread. You can blog all you want there.
I'm never buying overpriced asian frozen trash againeverything tastes like shit pony said
>>34029390definitely. Not pretty enough.
Hardcore Pawn in equestria
N-noit's impossibleyou died
>>34029423good afternoon, murrka
>>34029425>implying there's only one faggot here who likes trixie
there should be
>>34029428I mean...I like Trixie too.
what's for breakfast/lunch/dinner MLPG
Pony wants to know if you're done pretending everyone you hate is just one single poster.
>>34029420will pony be as disappointed as most everyone else when they get to volume 7 and the story focus shifts completely
>>34029439I guess I have to watch this stupid show now
>>34029437Chicken breast cooked in milk and mashed potatoes
>>34029442Not him.Just checked the MD5 and there was no volume 1 or 2... I'm scared.
>Still no 1080p version of Rainbow Roadtrip available
>>34029459>bored to death in 1080p
>>34029454pony, you're sprouting
>>34029454If I pluck that sprout, will you die?
"The game is on, darling"
>>34029482Is that bomb ass tea?
>>34029459There is, it's also without logos. Don't be a lazy cunt and learn how to find things.
>>34029498just coffee love
>>34029423Morning. I've got my coffee and I'm good to shitpost
>>34029574>early as fuck thread>the same pedo retard
What exactly is that retard's damage?
>>34029580Would have made one after the image limit, but oh well.
>third thread in a row>people still flock to itMaybe gollyfag isn't the retard, but we are.
>>34029631I'm not much into eqg and their designs but I'll be damned if that peek from behind the pillow doesn't melt my heart
>>34029605janitors have deleted threads that waited before
I have a feeling that guy would just go to bronycon to shoot it up or end himself shortly afterneeds urgent help
>>34029605>implying the people who post here have anywhere else to go