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assume the pet posture
>>34016726Fizzy has no hands, and she must cover her face.
>>34016755She has no hands and she'll be forced to stare at Flutterpet in all her glory
>Check DB late after noon yester day.>Rarijack tag is just over 5600.>Check this morning.>It suddenly has more than the sparity tag.>There is more rarijack than sparty on DB.Guys what the fuck happened
>>34016910Rarity is scared someone might steal her wife f she doesn't top all the charts, so she blew her work money on commissions.Or maybe just RoF anniversary yesterday.
>>34016910>>34016917Perhap thanks to that guy who has been shitspaming rarijack for the entire night
>>34016975god bless rarijack
>>34017144>Most of the tag's first five pages are uploaded by the same guy.I feel like this was 4D chess given how close it was to Sparity in numbers already.
>>34016755Fizzy shoving her nubs inside flutterpet when
>>34018159All the way in, doggy style?
>>34018262That's pretty cute
>>34018155Pretty much, although let's see if the consistency stays, whcih basically has been the reason how Sparity was number one.It took basically 6 years for another ship to take over "a dead ship" (as some like to call Sparity)>pic relatedTwidash used to reign supreme in the old days
>>34018632>Twidash and Pinkiedash at number 1 and 2Simpler times
>>34018661>when derpydash was actually a shipI remember having the wallpaper on my laptop in HS being that one image of Derpy and Rainbow sleepsnuggling in a cloud bed. Nice evening colors. Showed it to the whole class on the projector. Yeah. Haha...good times...It was this one btwhttps://derpicdn.net/img/download/2012/1/22/1279.png
>>34018661>Simpler timesHappier times
>>34018198on both holes
>>34018661God I love TwiDash so fucking much. You know what's even better than TwiDash though? Xenophilia TwiDash herd
>>34018835YOU ARE A BEING OF ULTIMATE CULTURE AND I SALUTE YOU AS AN EQUAL!!!
>>34019201Why would Pinkie need a gun? She's already a walking Flak 38.
>>34019236And more importantly, why would Sunset be riding something that looks like it wants to be a crotch rocket when it grows up?
>>34018835>Xenophilia TwiDash herdNever heard of that. What is it?
>>34019590Xenophilia. It's a story on Fimfiction. One of the earlier and in my opinion best HiE fics. Human starts a herd with Dash, later Twilight and Lyra join. Not exactly thread appropriate, but a great story.
>>34019590>Forward Dash with tsun TwilightI like this role reversal, anyone got anymore like it?
>>34019605There is a bit of mare on mare though, but if I remember right most of it involves (you)
>>34019700That pretty much sums it up, yeah.
All these thots they make no sense
this thread needs more true humanized (aka not rainbow skin tones)
>>34020196Then post some yourself, nothing is stopping you
>>34020207I don't have many
>>34020145imagine those two getting all flexible and checking each other out only to end up dry humping each other with their clothes still on as the sun rises lol
>>34020145Damn, that's quite nice.
You think they drew yuri porn?>>34020944
>>34020990Undoubtedly. If they're shipping at all, they're shipping all the way.
>>34018835Tired: Aunt Holiday and Aunt Lofty becoming parental figures to Scootaloo.Wired: Twidash becoming parental figures to Scootaloo.Fausticorn inspired: Twidash becoming parental figures to Applebloom.
>>34019587Is it just me or is the front tire wider than the back tire? In any case, a bike with such a wide front tire wouldn't steer properly. Just took me out of the moment.Pinkie having a gun was less off-putting, that's just her prepared to cause maximum chaos.
>>34020990Without a doubt.The question is: how lewd? Are they just semi-nudes with tiddies mushed together, or full-on detailed pics of two girls scissoring with their clits tilted slightly as they rub against one another?
>>34021322Well, considering what was said later on in the twitter convo...>From Mogon: "Whatever they're thinking, what we've drawn is probably worse."
>>34021352Just imagine: lesbos doing each other with magical pingashttps://derpibooru.org/1915269
And now back to Fluttershy living out her totally innocent, helpful, non-degenerate fantasies with her best pal Tempest: https://pastebin.com/MBLkRBzB>Things between you and Tempest are a *little* bit awkward the next day at school>Then again, things tend to be awkward between you and pretty much everyone you know>But it's a bit hard to look another girl in the eye when you spent yesterday afternoon in front of her, on your knees>With a collar around your throat>You raise your hand up and rub your neck as you silently walk the halls between classes, rubbing the spots where the collar bit into it>They still hurt a little>But you're excited to put the collar back on...>"Fluttershy.""Eep!">You're just leaving home-ec when you hear Tempest's voice near your shoulder>She's resting casually against the wall, her arm-stumps at her side, staring straight ahead"Oh, um. Hey, Tempest.">"Hey. It's been hard to get hold of you today.""Heh, yeah, I can be like that sometimes.">"You aren't avoiding me, are you?""W-what, no!">"Okay. I was worried I'd done something wrong, yesterday.""Oh, no, you did everything perfectly! It was wonderful...">"Excuse me?""I mean, you did wonderful! I think you're really making progress. With our therapy.">"Ah, right. That's what I wanted to talk to you about, actually.""O-oh?">You feel a small squick of nervousness, wondering if Tempest is going to back out of the whole thing>Maybe she was just humoring you yesterday...>"I wanted to say thanks.""Ah, I'm so sorry-- wait, what?">"Yesterday was weird, I have to admit. But after leaving, I felt better than I have in a long time. And today, I've felt weirdly calm. This stuff you're doing, I think it's working. So... thanks."
>>34021544"Y-you're welcome! You're so welcome! Wow, I was so worried that I'd-- oh, well, just... ah...">"You okay? You're kinda sweaty.""Mhm. Yeah, really okay.">"Great.">Tempest looks gives you a respectful nod, which you guess is about as close to a smile as she gets>"Sooo, are we meeting-- I mean, uh...">Tempest lowers her voice>"Am I going to play with you again after school?""G-guh...">You slump against the wall, lightheaded>Tempest rushes to support you with her stumps>"You *sure* you're okay?""Totally fine! Just, um, uh...">Hearing her say that out loud gave you the biggest head rush of your life!"L-low blood sugar! Should probably get down to the cafeteria before next period. Get a snack. Heh.">Tempest looks skeptical>You both glance down, where her stumps are currently supporting you beneath her armpits>Then both of you glance away from each other, and she steps back>"Right. Makes sense. I'll be at your house at four, okay? I'm sure Principal Celestia will want another meeting with me.""Four sounds great!">You turn and run towards the cafeteria, your heart still trembling in your chest"I, um, can't w-wait to play together!" >"Please don't say it so loud..." Tempest mumbles, wincing>Though, as she watches her go, she's leaning back on her heels, rocking herself slightly as a nervous excitement fills her
*"as she watches you go," in the last line
>>34021613hnng yeah, get that slutty pet to bend over and mewl some more
>>34021613>As soon as classes end, you say goodbye to your friends and practically skip home, you're so excited>Once you're there, you throw yourself on the couch, kicking your legs in the air>You can already feel your inner puppy bubbling up>She'll be here soon!>You wonder what you should do to prepare>Should you make snacks?>After yesterday, there's still some leftover cookie ingredients, you could make cookies>But Tempest doesn't seem like she's a huge fan of sweets; then again, she doesn't seem like much of a snack-y person in general>So maybe there's no pain in making food>Or maybe...>You sit immediately upright as a wonderful idea spreads through you>Tempest knocks on the door just as you're pulling your creation out of the oven>They're still steaming, and you quickly toss them into a bowl before running to let Tempest in>She's dressed surprisingly casually; you think it's the first time you've ever seen her just in regular jean-shorts and a t-shirt>You both say "hey" at the exact same time>Tempest coughs>"Can I come in?""O-of course! Just let me go get the snacks.">"Oh, that's fine. I already ate.""Heh. I didn't think you would want any. These are kind of for, um... for me.">Tempest raises an eyebrow>"Okay?"
>>34021740>She stands by the couch and waits while you run into the kitchen and back, carrying a bowl full of your handiwork"They're, um, probably not as good as Pinkie could have done, but...">You hold up the bowl and show her what you've made>Inside are about twenty little small, hard cookies>They're un-iced, and don't have sugar, chocolate chips, or anything else to adorn them>Really, they're pretty boring cookies, aside from the fact that they're all shaped like tiny dog bones/>Tempest takes the bowl from you and stares at the cookies for a moment, confused>Then tiny pink splotches appear on her cheeks as she realizes their purpose>"You made yourself treats?""Yep. And you can give them to me when I'm g--">Your voice catches in your throat"When I'm good," you whisper out, and a tiny shiver races down your spine>"Ah. Yes, of course. An owner should have rewards for her...">Tempest also hesitates, struggling against a similar lump in her own throat>"...for her good girl.">You fall immediately to your knees, slightly bruising them>Tempest towers over you>She looks over at the coffee table, where the collar is ready and waiting>And this time, there's an old threadbare leash lying coiled next to it>Holding her bottom lip between her teeth, Tempest slips her foot from her boot, grabs the collar between her toes, and hands it to you>You raise it gingerly to your neck, feeling goosebumps run down your arms and back as the rough faux-leather runs along your skin>It clicks into place, a pleasant warmth spreads through you
>>34021860>The playful pet inside you comes alive, and you look up at Tempest with big, adoring eyes"Mew! Mewmew!">She shuts her eyes, shivering>"So, what do you want to do today, F-Flutters?">She stumbles over your pet name, but just hearing it makes you want to throw yourself at her feet>You crawl towards her and gently rest your face against Tempest's knee"Meeew?">"You want me to pet you, yeah?""Mew!">Tempest sits on the armrest of your couch and strokes her foot along your forehead>You arch your back, pressing your face up against her gentle touch>Tiny coos escape your lips, and you turn your head so that her sole is against your cheek now, gently stroking your face>Slowly, you scoot forward, letting her foot find its way down your neck, then down to the small of your back, so that she's stroking along your entire body"Mew~">Delight courses through you now, and the entirety of your body feels electrified and alive from Tempest's touch>It really does feel great for a pet to have her owner's attention!>Tempest rests her foot on your head, patting you gently>"Did you like that?""Meeeew...">"I'll take that as a yes.">Tempest glances over at the leash resting on the coffee table>A tiny, uncertain frown appears on her face>Following her gaze, you immediately bound over to the leash>Without even thinking, you pick it up in your mouth, tasting old rope>You suppose this is a little unsanitary, but you don't care!>The adorable little pet inside you is in control now, and all you have to do is follow your instincts>As you bound back to Tempest, you throw the leash in front of her, then sit back on your knees, panting excitedly with your tongue hanging out
>>34021942This is giving me a very complicated feel, Pie.
>>34022148It's gonna get even more complicated when the petting with stumps happens.
>>34021942This is levels of lewd not seen since WindyDash>>34022148>Sweater only shyThis is giving me complications too
>>34022148I'm hooked on the sweater dress Flutters asking to be fucked
>>34022155Flashbacks of /b/ dance in my head.
>>34022166Please elaborate, I am a lowly newfag of a mere nine years.
>>34022155I've been wondering in the back of my head if Pie's going to title the story 'Stumped'.
>>34022172Nothing to really elaborate on. Just some standard shock porn from yester-decade. Perhaps involving stumped limbs and midgets
>>34022186Yup, I 'member that. Still rather watch it than hang out in an old gore thread.
>>34022160>Pinkie as Vulpes IncultaSunset: "I pray for the safety of all good people who come to Canterlot High School, even Dazzlings, but we can't expect God to do all the work."
>>34021942Gosh, I hope this degenerate fetish doesn't spread to anyone else--
I ship these two fell beasts of the chaos and darkness between the stars. Am I alone in this? >>34022315That's funny, my bullshitometer just exploded. I'm sure it's nothing.
>learning to use your wings from your friends
>>34020990Honestly I'd rather just see some more SFW Rarijack from them. That stuff was cute.
>>34024737Eh...It just seems that much hotter when Flutters is the one being strung along on a leash.
>>34024803I'd say it has something to do with a character who struggles with their timidity and submissiveness actually being able to revel in a form of it, but I'm always reading a little too much into things.
>when your blood storage bags fill out the sweater dress after a hearty succ
>>34026036i bet they squish their tits together hugging each other
>>34026227They like to hold the hug a long time specifically for that reason.
>>34027989It’d be funny if Flutters’s core got solid from all that pet play. Chasing after thrown objects in all fours and pawing at things like a cat would be some kinky workout.
>>34028009I've always kind of headcanoned that Fluttershy is actually extremely strong from all that bear wrestling and walking forty dogs at the same time and such.
Gleaming x Cadence lesbo smut when? Bonus points if Gleaming kept the dick
>>34028518Das illegaland hot
>>34027989What if RD keeps trying to flex (literally) on how physically fit she is to seduce a girl, but every time she does it, it turns out her love interests are just as fit if not completely outclass her? >FluttershyWrangling animals, vigorous pet play, regular handiwork at the pet shelter>ApplejackHauling heavy harvests, fixing shit around the farm, re-built her barn countless times by now >RarityThot workouts, power yoga, works as a high class "lescort" and has really rough sex every night>Pinkie Pie Youtube personality who makes P90X hardcore baking videos (hauls double digit pounds of ingredients)>Twilight Sparkle Got caught hacking, is on parole and still has a shredded prison bod>Sunset Shimmer Her "Flanksy" persona has her climbing buildings for artsy tags, does hardcore parkour to run from the cops
>>34028563It'd be a pretty funny take, although in my head the only one that clearly outclasses her is AJ, and only because Dash's muscle is all lean as opposed to AJ just being ripped from essentially constant powerlifting.
>>34028537>Gleaming ditched the dick but Cadence has a magical copy>Cadence can feel with it when it’s “on”>so can Gleaming
>>34021230I'm still baffled that they built up Scootaloo and RD becoming family over the years, only to siphon her off to a pair of Aunts we never met at the last minute.
>>34029253I figured they were never actually going to make Scootaloo a canon orphan. The aunts came kind of out of left field, but we knew about them from the comics or books or whatever for a while, right?Anyway, Rainbow adopting Scoots as a single parent was never going to happen, they already said there weren't going to be canon relationships for the M6, so that was out the window, too.Honestly, I just expected them never to touch on that part of her backstory, which I might have preffered. I haven't acually seen the episode, so I don't know the details or anything, but the thought that they resolve her parental situation like THIS while never really giving us closure on her flight situation kind of boils my blood.
>>34031451That’s quite a romantic suicide
>>34031460Oh, shush, you. T-they're f-fine!
The new girl is rather popular with the Shadow Five...
>>34031583This whole gender-swapped Flash thing is all over the board and I love it. Wish it was more the hobo rocker version, but I'm not going to complain.
>>34031607This version? All shaggy haircut and her voice probably sounds like she chain-smokes and knocks back whiskey shots after a concert?
>>34031607I think a lot them just wish they were smoking hot lesbos
>>34031611That's the one. I think it's just that she looks happy and confident while in all the other ones she looks scared or confused.>>34031644Probably, yeah.
>>34031607It's a better outcome than his other path
>thread gets the petplay fetish fever >leaked episode has Fluttershy become one of her pets hahashame about the cuckening though
>>34032862It's all in how you interpret it. Anyone that legitimately lets the whole thing effect their opinion of their waifu is a brain-dead sheep.
>>34032862Lest we forget the comics did it first and betterbless you based Pencils
>>34032875>Anyone that legitimately lets the whole thing effect their opinion of their waifu is a brain-dead sheep.That's a fucked up thing to say man. Everybody goes through different experiences which drive their personal contexts and interpretations of things, things which may ultimately mean more to them than it does to other. Just because it doesn't bother you personally due to your own upbringing allowing you to disregard such things easily does not make it so easy for others. You don't know their life experiences, you don't know what their most intimate thought processes are, and saying that they don't adhere to your own personal structure of interpreting and dealing with things makes them sheep, well that's just unnecessarily cruel and frankly makes you ironically the sheep you call them.
>>34032891It doesn't make me a sheep, although it might make me insensitive.I guess I was brought up to value independent thought, and in the realm of imagination letting any outside influence override your own feelings is just ridiculous.
>>34032907It's not about independent thought, though. It's about literally empathy, understanding where a person is coming from in their feelings and *empathizing* why they may be feeling that way. Maybe they've had a traumatic upbringing, maybe a life ruining relationship. Anything at all can influence how people deal with things that matter very deeply and closely to them, fictional or real. Simply saying "lol dude just keep liking it lmao, ignore that other shit" isn't taking into fact that some people, maybe even many people, aren't good at or taught that kind of thought process. People will be and are influenced by external factors. Being able to easily discard those factors as nonexistent or unimportant is a sign of either mental illness or the strongest mental fortitude and discipline, and guess what? Both of those are not the norm. So telling others to just "ignore that shit" is extremely insensitive and automatically defaulting to a position of assumption that everybody is able to do as you do and those that can't are just sheep is a very sheep thing to do, not to mention callous. I don't want to draw this out into a long debate. I'm just telling you to empathize. And for God's sake please don't fan the flames
>>34032939Usually I'm actually considered too empathetic. I guess this is just a hot-button topic for me. Seeing people let others tell them what to think makes me mad. That's basically the long and short of it.I'm not trying to draw out any kind of argument from you, just saying what I think.
>>34032881>half lidded eyes>squirming I have no doubts at all that she went back to her cottage that night and furiously rocked her cunt while wearing a tight fitting collar.
>>34032997She certainly does have that 'I'm reliving something really tasty right now' look on her face, doesn't she?
>>34033015She even has a full-on wingboner and doesn't seem to care who sees 'em. It's as though she completely forgets that she's a meek and shy little thing when she's thinking about becoming the pet, completely losing herself in the sensation and not giving a hoot about public wingboners or winking.
>>34033025Oh, who's gonna see her? Twilight? Twilight's seen and done far worse.
>>34033208Yesss. Everyone's lewd secrets are safe with Turboslut.
>>34033223The worst thing about that video is that it's NOT SciTwi.She just dressed up like her and put her name on it Like Phoebe's sister from friends used to do.
>>34034552I would love to see a flashback episode of how those two first met.
>>34036153I-I think you're getting unstable again, T-Tempest...
>>34036610Is that Fizzle being wrapped in a blanket of Twilicorn wings?
I want more of that Suri green.
>>34035036>>34035343Sunset cuddling pone Twilight always makes me think of pic related.
>I talk to animals, I wanna marry Eris
>>34036738>wanting to marry that lanky slut with a criminal record and a hodgepodge of limbs Are quiet ones always this crazy?
>>34036755I mean, yeah, usually.
They did it again
>>34037387We were tricked into believing in some sort of lesbo shipping, when the actual endgame is Ragamuffin x Elusive
>>34036627Yeah, sorry about that. I've been having trouble getting anything written recently.
>>34025632>>34035774I've always loved the idea of Sunset being bigger and/or taller than her girlfriends, the only exceptions being Fluttershy, Gilda, and Tempest. But it's especially cute when Trixie is the shorty by a long shot.>tfw Trixie wears platform shoes so she doesn't have to go tiptoe to kiss Sunset
>>34038423Speaking of the shoes thing, I can't seem to find the pic where Sunset's in a suit and Trixie is trying her best to not be much shorter than Sunset, who's looking at her quizzically. It was really adorable.
>>34038425Haha, found it!
>>34038438Short Trixie is the ultimate in Trixie technology. No one can even dare fight her tiny tiny power.
>>34037387This is the first time in either FIM or EQG that Applejack has shown any romantic interest in a boy...
>>34038459She did in a EgG book once with some called guy Jonathan, but I don't think they even pretend that those are canon. Besides, I saw it more as her being starstruck since he's a musician. Sunset had a similar reaction seeing the Postcrush girls.
>>34038459I mean, there was Prince Blueblood for Rarity, but that didn't last long at all.Speaking of whom, a fun EG idea would be to have Rarity trying to go on a cruise with Blueblood because she's trying to get him to sponsor her work. The rest of her friends are given permission to join her, but as it turns out, The Dazzlings are also on the cruise, and their goal is to seduce Blueblood and go gold-digging.Throughout the trip, Blueblood generally treats Rarity kinda shitty, which is really laying down the hurt on Rarity, who's trying her best to put up with it so that she can get a business going. When the Humane Seven find out about The Dazzlings' plot, especially after seeing what Rarity's going through, they have to decide whether they help The Dazzlings for the sake of revenge, or to foil the sirens' plans.Sunset is far too salty to deny that she would wring Blueblood's wallet dry if she could, and so she sides with The Dazzlings with absolutely no remorse or shame for what she does.
>>34038459Applejack suffers daily and she needs whatever break she can get. https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/7/14/2091868.webm
>>34038524She may be able to have any girl or mare she wants with just a single wink, but it will never stop the whispers she hears that shes only a background pony.
>>34038854A nice lay isn't the same as really mattering to somepony, and she just can't bring herself to believe she does.
>>34018632>>34018661>twidash was big in the old daysFrom freaking what? There's like noting for the first three seasons that would create any fuel. Look at season one: Appledash has Fall Weather Friends, Rarijack for a long time only had, but had, Look Before You Sleep. Pinkiedash had episode 5 and maybe Party of One, Rarishy had the spa/model episode, Sparity had the diamond dog episode, etc.There was always a justification for a starting point with the others whether you agree or not. Twidash for a long time was like shippers forcing two mismatching puzzle pieces together and than trying to get it to stick on the wall.
>>34038930It was always there as an opposites attract dynamic, but it really picked up with the whole them both liking Daring Do thing.So, your starting point would be Read it and Weep, although it was popular well before that.
>>34038930I think I used to be an Appledash fan in the first season. But now I'm Rarijack all the way.
>>34038930It was less about the episode and more the art and fanfics that were coming out at the time. Why should we only be beholden to canon when making shit up and reaching for straws is like the main basis for this thread existing?
>>34038955>it was always there as an opposites attract dynamicEven if that were true they barely interacted early seasons. And the Twilight and Pinkie duo from Feeling Pinkie Keen and Rarity with Applejack in Look Before You Sleep showcased a far better opposite attract angle.>Read it and WeepA few things: Twilight and Rainbow Dash barely interacted; the other mane 6 were shown to enjoy reading too but aren't paired with Twilight for this; Rainbow doesn't love reading itself but Daring Do so Read it and Weep is more an example to ship Rainbow with AK Yearling.>>34039037Because Twidash was created from pure fanfiction with no bases. Like it or hate it, rarijack has a lot or screentime or fuel to get to the height it is today; like it or hate it sparity has a canon reason to exist because Spike crushes on Rarity.For the early seasons twidash reasons felt contrived and forced: oh their both the best at what they do so naturally ; oh Twilight has this secret ambition to fly; Rainbow secretly loves library!No saying it shouldn't be shipped and there are good canon stuff like with the eqg spring special but Twidash just should not have gotten as big as it did before season 4. It just felt more like people wanted to ship popular character together than anything else.
>>34039418Who were the two most popular characters in the early days? Wasn't it Rainbow Dash and Twilight? Maybe that's why. I could be misremembering but Rainbow Dash was like, the most memed one at least. Except for maybe Pinkie I guess.
>>34039418Honestly, I think I had a twinkling of TwiDash from the moment they met when Dash crashed into her. I'll admit I'm an unabashed shipper, though.At the time Twilight was my favorite character, Dash my second, I liked their dynamic and Dash screamed 'GAY!!!' anyway.In the early days I was socketed pretty firmly into TwiDash, Twixie and a little bit of TriDash. That's just what I liked at the time. Canon rarely has much to do with how I ship characters.
>>34039454Pretty much. Everyone more or less liked Twilight, and most people liked Dash, although she also had the most vocal haters.
>>34038459You sure it was romantic interest and not fangirling?
>>34036832At least she's got good taste literally
>>34040085I'll just never get that scene of her waiting in the dark in that kitchen out of my head.It was hilarious, but super creepy.It also makes me look around my kitchen late at night in the hopes that she's hiding there in the dark.
There's only one gal for Trixie. Trixie is already sexually involved with her.
>>34040138Trixie would be the type of girl to excitedly identify as Narcissus but not know who he was.
>>34040142>Narciss-us? Hah! Trixie's interest is piqued, but she refuses! >Although, Trixie is flattered that girls would "narcis" themselves before her...
People in this thread are obsessed with "purest form of love."Well, what about the greatest form of love?
>>34040163The most powerful form of love, if you will.
>>34040163Every time I see something like this, the scene just progresses in my head with her setting the mirror on the floor, throwing one of those surface stick-to dlldos down on it and hopping on, then riding it into oblivion while screeching about how there's no one that can get them off as well as they can.This scene GRIPS me.Why?It's so specific.I don't get it.
>>34040348That's the thing. The Great and Powerful Trixie is lesbo all the way and would never let anyone of any gender penetrate her..... Unless it's herself. To Trixie, letting herself penetrate her is the ultimate display of love and affection, and that turns her on mightily. She'd broach THAT unspeakable taboo of hers if it's for lovemaking with herself.
>homoshit>but it's still RarijackWHAT DO I DO I'M SO CONFLICTED
>>34040363I'm fine with this as long as that taboo doesn't extend to penetrating others.
>>34040369She’s going to be penetrating other Trixies. In fact, there will be an inter dimensional orgy where hundreds of Trixies chase each other around, each trying to stick her magic wand in the other Trixie. Glim is there too because reasons.
>>34040366Follow your heart, Anon.>>34040383How much begging and flattery do you think it'd take to convince her to spread the love?
>>34040366>If they build up rarijack and bait and switch to this at the last second.https://youtube.com/watch?v=6btEQrcKCsoAlso delete this off-topic image.
>>34018692Oh god, its perfect
>>34040366This is basically the no hooves version of our "best ship incoming" meme.
>>34040396The Trixies would do it for free.
>>34041649I wonder how they're taking the new guy.
>>34039454Twilight was first and Dash was third. I think either Pinkie or Fluttershy was second.>>34039467Fair enough. I remember Spike/Applebloom and Twilight/Luna being the first ships I ever like.
>>34040366Here let me help you;>one is simple, honest and believes in the good nature of people but came from a poorer family that worked the earth and dealt with harder times; this one dreams of breaking free and finding a new life in the big city>one came from a fashion, trended world where everything moves fast and years are taken to master the social ladder; at the peak of success and with a golden voice, this one wants to leaves it all behind, give back and maybe find a true exchange with someone can see beyond celebrity There you go--oh wait I made it worse.
>>34042541>came from a fashion, trended worldNot really, no.
>>34038423Sunset is smaller in "other" aspects...
If anybody wants to date a truly tall woman, they can just go straight for the school honcho. Last I heard she's getting past 30 and starting to feel very, very lonely.
>>34042684>Pinkie.... I'm really tired
>>34043240I kind of wonder if Pinkie would offer to eat her out or just plow obliviously onward.
>>34042684I mean, pretty much everyone is inferior to Pinkie in bust size, except maybe Celestia.
>>34043210Luna:>All I wanna do>Is stick fingers into>My sister's pussy, my sister's pussy>All I wanna be>Is the gal who gets to eat>My sister's pussy
>>34043374I can't believe they got away with that episode
She needs to get laid before she does something regrettable from being so desperate.
>>34043619Celestia is damn lucky Dash ain't a snitch.
>>34043622Even luckier. Some of her pupils have Oedipus Complex that's easy to twist and redirect towards any motherly figure, all from having absent or working parents. They actually get off on the more lascivious "after school" activities.
>>34044461Top: successfully twisted and doesn't even blink an eye when Celestia licks her horn god damn that's lewdBottom: still has a long way to go
Do you think she preys on her students because she's desperate? Or because the thought of being a deviant and a predator turns her on something fierce?
>>34044461god why can't I be her student i just want Celestia to do lewd things to me and groom me to become a huge pervert
>>34044461Wasn’t there a green about Celestia molesting her students and that being the reason of sunset leaving?
>>34045065That sounds familiar, I think they even used that pic in the course of it, but can't find it in the archive.
>>34045065>>34045127I wrote it, didn't think anyone would remember it. It was something really short I cooked up. Not really a writefag so I never expanded on it.>She knew it was wrong>She knew everyone would be disgusted if they ever found out>But she didn't care, who could stop her anyway?>Ever since her sister was banished, she felt so alone>They were hers to play with>She made sure to actually teach them of course>But when she had the time and privacy, she had her fun>An entire school of pretty girls for her to play with>Her pupils would always be her favorite though>The most gifted unicorns she ever met>Sunset sadly grew to resent her once she figured out what she was doing>That's the true reason why she left and rarely vists>Fortunately she seems to have repressed those memories >Twilight was always there though>So loyal, so eager to please >She still has some special fun with her to this day>All hers, they are all hers
>>34045268>So loyal, so eager to please GOD i wish that were me
>>34045268It's short, but it's just the right amount of cute and dark to stick around.
>>34045268Thank you so much!! Being a writefag or not, that little green is so great and I love it. You should be proud.
i want to be molested by her
>>34047030I would not say no.Just like pic related couldn't.
>>34047042I want to be molested by her like these two molest each other after a long, grueling combat fueled with adrenaline.
>>34048493Twidash is best
>>34049060Weird way to spell Twixie
>>34049495No opposites attract. They'd be adorable
>>34049495Funny way to spell Sunata.
>>34050163Awkward way to spell Rarijack
>>34050163I'm suddenly very interested in this particular take on Sunata
Post more anal slut to summon the Flutterpet
>>34050192>Trying to use purest horse as a bribe for degeneracyThat's illegal
>>34050177The Earth incarnations of the Dazzlings being mermaids is a fun idea, to be sure.>Sunset the Sailor ventures into uncharted waters >when her ship gets caught in a storm, she hears singing before the ship crashes into a bunch of rocks>Sunset awakens on a warm, sandy beach with three colorful mermaids looming over her>the mermaids are kinda stumped, since they were expecting a bunch of men to drown, not some hot, seafaring chick>they figure that of they aren't going to kill her, they'll make her into their girlfriend instead
>>34049060Really wish the EQG ones wouldn't use Equestria's Twilight so much.
>>34050793Cute! Scitwi is honestly a better character as far as the ship goes
>>34050968It really massages my nerdy damsel x brash knight fetish real well.
>>34050968>>34051121Are there any EQG-specific fics?The Big Cleanup is the only one that comes to mind, but that's debatable since it was technically written before her inevitable introduction.
>>34050707Shipwreck Shimmer is my new flavor of the month
Which couple is going to get knocked up first?
>>34051705Who says it has to be just one couple?
>>34052024is it still triplets if you knock up three girls at the same time?
>>34052471They're fish demons, who knows if there's not a whole clutch of magical lesbian spawn inside each of them
>>34052627god that sounds incredibly disgusting and fucking lewd at the same time
>>34052627>>34053047>tfw they drain the pool and fill it with seawater before dumping huge clusters of transparent, faintly colored eggs into it>tfw Sunset could be richer than Elon Musk and still wouldn't have enough money for child support
>>34053598>"Lyra...is that an eggplant?"
>>34053784>"Or are you just happy to see me?"I'm so sorry, I just couldn't resist.
How do you guys feel about Sparity officially being sunk?
>>34054531Nbd. I always liked him more with the CMC or Silver Spoon.
>>34054531That shit got sunk when Rarity hushed them as they fell to their doom.At least we will always have this https://www.deviantart.com/vanripper/art/myLittlePony-likeFineWine01-452575496
I'm going on a nofap strike until the next Flutterpet green
Post more of these two since it's their VA's birthday.
>>34054893Like, of both, or is art just of one okay too?
Gosh, that's a lot of rather familiar looking hairstyles... I spot>Moondancer>Coco>Twilight >maybe Adagio
>>34054924Nemo is getting way too friendly
Flutterpie is the most underrated mane 6 ship
>>34054893>>34056612They're cute. I wish they got more screen time together on the show, like a map episode or something. The buckball episodes are better than nothing, I guess.
>>34056661I think them not getting episodes is down to them not knowing how to write them so they can't foil off each other, and two; ot's not as noticeable when they're in the group but they sound real similar, probably not best for a kids show. I like how excited Fluttershy sounds like Pinkamenia and I just want a prank episode about that.
What's the bipolar bitch saying and how did Sugar Cunt end up with her hair down?
>>34053224A gross, yet adorable conclusion to the best ship.
>>34056931She told Sugarcoat if she took a shot of vodka she'd give her access to Sci-Twi's exclusive patreon tier. She hasn't stopped shlicking for three days.
>>34057072>Sci-Twi's exclusive patreon tierI get the feeling that Sugar Cunt would've destroyed anything in her path to get access to that, and would've borderline tortured Sour Skank to get access to it. Pic related: Sugar Cunt wrestling with Indigo Sack and about to fist her (his) buttpussy for more info on SciTwi's Thotreon tiers.
>HERE ARE THE CUSTOMARY GIFTS>NOW WE MUST COPULATE
>>34021942>"You... want me to *walk* you?">Tempest looks down at the leash resting between her feet, and an uncertain look stretches across her face"Mew!">"I don't know exactly how that's going to work," she says, raising her stumps"Mew! Mew mew mew!">You crawl in a circle around Tempest, excitedly yelping and rubbing up against her>A walk sounds amazing to you right now!>More than anything, you want to feel that leash pull at your neck, to let your master lead you around>You position yourself back in front of Tempest, crouching on your stomach and hopefully gazing up at her>She averts her eyes, her cheeks slightly red>"Alright, fine. Man, always gotta make this such a hassle...">Though she tries to look annoyed, Tempest eagerly sits in front of you and grabs the leash with her feet>Showing a surprising amount of dexterity, she clips the leash's carabiner around your collar's metal loop using only her toes>Then she slips the other end of the leash around her ankle, and stands back up>You raise up on your hands and knees and yip excitedly, bounding towards the door"Mewmew! Mew!">Tempest cries out, staggering as you pull at her ankle>Her stumps pinwheel, and she nearly falls flat on her ass, only saving herself at the last minute with some careful footwork>"Hey, relax! You're gonna trip me!""Mew!">Tempest frowns>"I'm serious. Don't go dragging me around like that.""Mew?">"You really won't break character for anything, will you?">You sit up and give Tempest a quizzical look>She groans>"Fine, fine. Bad girl!">Her words echo with such commanding force that you immediately throw yourself on the ground, cowering>You're shivering too, but definitely not from fear...
Oops, forgot my name. It's me tho.>>34057390>Tempest looks over at the back door>She adjusts her stance, balancing her weight on the leg with your leash so that you can't trip her>"Alright. Let's... let's go for a walk.""Mew!">You lead Tempest out into your backyard, where a small emerald patch of unmowed grass sits surrounded by a high wooden fence>Various empty cages dot the yard, ranging from tiny ones built for rabbits to ones big enough to house a great dane>You trot happily into the yard, feeling the soft earth squelch beneath your hands and knees>Tempest keeps pace with you, holding your leash steady with her ankle>Giddy feelings flare up inside you as she leads you in a small circuit around the yard>Suddenly, a burst of energy floods through you for reasons you can't explain; your inner pet is just loving this too much!"MEW!">You randomly sprint forward, but Tempest is ready for you this time>She plants her foot and tugs your leash backwards, pulling the collar tight around your throat"M-m... *gurk*">You go sprawling in the muddy grass, panting heavily>Tempest runs up to you>"Are you okay?" she asks, sounding genuinly concerned. "What are you doing? There's nothing for you to chase! Crazy little...">You stare up at Tempest, dazed>She's already treating you like her pet, you muse to yourself>The wetness and muck beneath the grass is rapidly soaking into your jeans and blouse, ruining them and making you slightly itchy>You wriggle on the ground, trying to scratch yourself>Tempest just sighs
>>34057409>"You can be such a handful. Come on, let's get back inside.""Mew...">You sound disappointed, but you follow your master anyway, letting her lead you back into the house>Back inside, you crawl along behind Tempest in your muddy clothes>Occasionally, you lag behind so that she has to pull at your leash>Each time she tugs at you, you respond with a tiny, pained squeak"M-mew~">"You okay?">You don't respond, but merely shuffle forward and nuzzle her leg>Tempest bites her lip, blushing>"I, um...">She groans>"I seriously can't believe I'm saying this. But you were good on your walk, so I think my s-special girl deserves a reward.""Mew?">"You want a, um...">Tempest winces as the desire to appear cool wars with her desire to spoil her precious pet>"...you want a treat?">At the word "treat," you go absolutely bonkers"MEWMEW MEWMEWMEW MEW MEWMEWMEW MEW!">You scramble around your living room, knocking over furniture and tracking mud all over the dumb place>After a full lap of the house, you end up back in front of Tempest, on your knees with your mouth open wide>Your inner pet wants nothing more than a treat>You don't even care how it tastes, you just want to know she's proud of you!>Your tongue lolls out, begging for her to give you what you want...
>>34057417>Tempest looks kinda shocked, but amused>Hiding a smile, she pinches one of the cookies between her toes and raises it up, balancing herself on one leg>"You want this?""MEW!">"Were you a good girl?""MEWMEW!">"Can you...">Tempest pauses for a second>"Can you do a trick?">Without even thinking, you roll onto your back, spreading your legs and holding out your arms"MEW!">Tempest nearly chokes>"G-good girl.""Mewmew~">She drops the cookie, and you somehow manage to catch it in your mouth>You choke the entire thing down without tasting it, not even caring about the cookie itself>You made your master happy!>That alone sends waves of delight rolling through your body that no cookie could ever replicate>You're currently rolling around on the ground, purring and mew-ing with joy>Tempest flops back onto the couch, sighing>"Man, of all the things I never thought I'd see...""Mew?">You recover from your daze and get back on your hands and knees, obediently crawling towards Tempest>She looks down at you, confused>"Uh, I don't think I have anything else you want. Isn't that enough for today?""Mew...">You sound extra sad, and stare at Tempest's thighs>Some pet-instinct deep inside you demands that you curl up on top of those thighs, and your spoiled little pet self will not be denied>Tempest hardly looks like she has the willpower to deny you, either
>>34057427that's a good girl
>>34057427>"Fine," is all she says>She leans back on the couch, offering you plenty of room>Purring with joy, you clamber up onto the couch and crawl into Tempest's lap>Her body is solid and muscular, as you expected>But her thighs are the perfect firm mattress for you to curl on, and you do so, making yourself into a tiny little Flutter-ball atop her lap>Tempest keeps her eyes trained on the ceiling, trying to remain stoic through the whole process>But the blush slowly intensifies on her cheeks, until finally she can't stand it anymore and looks down at you>You raise your head and meet her eyes, letting out a tiny mew>Tempest groans>"This is so wrong. Why do you have to be so cute..." she mutters"Mew.">You lower your head, practically begging her to pet it>Since her legs are currently occupied by your weight, Tempest doesn't have many options>She awkwardly places one of her stumps against the back of your head, running what remains of her elbow along your silky pink hair>Both of you breathe in sharply>Her stump is surprisingly gently, and slowly Tempest strokes down your back, stopping just shy of your butt, then returns to your head>"I don't really have any idea how to pet a normal, let alone you. Is... is this okay?""Meeeeeew~">You let her know just how much you love it>And you raise your butt up in the air a little, letting her know she doesn't have to stop>No place is off limits, not with Tempest's special little pet
>>34057442>Tempest still seems a little shy to get below your waist, but when her stump next passes low enough, you press up against her and rub your butt on her forearm>Tempest inhales sharply>You wiggle your hips in the air, mewing>A pet wants to be played with thoroughly, after all>You don't even consider how absolutely uncouth what you're doing is; all you want is to be properly taken care of, like your pet instincts demand>Tempest gingerly lets her stump run across your buttocks and down your thighs, making you shiver"M-mew...">Tempest runs her stump down your back again, though this time she stops at your butt, lingering there slightly longer than she needs to..."Mew?">Tempest freezes up>"O-okay I think that's enough for today," she sputters. "Good session! Your methods are really working, I should be going now!""Mew?">You shake your head, feeling as if you were surfacing from a pool of deep, warm water"I mean, really? We can keep going! I mean, um, if that's what you want.">You clamber of Tempest's lap, sitting yourself on the floor, and she jumps to her feet>"I'm sorry, I simply have to get home. There are... matters! Very urgent matters which I must attend to.""Oh...">You try really, really hard to keep the disappointment out of your voice>Being her pet was getting so enjoyable, why did it have to end?>You force yourself to brighten up"You'll be back tomorrow, right?">"Of course!" Tempest barks out almost immediately>She calms herself down, slightly embarrassed>"I mean, I believe so. Assuming my schedule isn't too bad. And other things.""I hope you will. I *really* like doing these.">You lean forward and nuzzle your face against her knee>Tempest gulps
>>34057463>"I do too. They are, ahem, quite beneficial!">Tempest staggers to her feet, swaying slightly as if she were drunk>"Regardless, I'll be in contact with you tomorrow. If you have any new adorable tricks-- I mean, any more therapeutic assignments, please feel free to introduce them to me.""Oh, I will~">Your voice comes out sounding *way* more suggestive than you mean>Both you and Tempest stare at each other, then look away"I mean, um, I definitely will! Let you know, I mean. Lots of therapy. Assignments. Heh. I wonder where I can buy a riding crop, heh...">You let out a shuddering breath"Or maybe a shock collar.">Tempest tugs at the collar of her own form-fitted shirt, and then shuffles over to the door>"Yes, right. Well, I'll leave you to that.">...>"Goodnight!""B-bye!">The two of you part in the most awkward way possible; you sprint up to your room, and Tempest finds her way to hers, all the way across town>Both of you throw yourself into bed, thinking about what an idiot you must have made of yourself back there>But both of you are also trembling with excitement, thinking of what tomorrow will bring>And you, especially, are wishing you could be Tempest's pet even more than this little slice of afternoon you're getting now...Whoa, Fluttershy is kinda huge pervert. Who would have thought that this wasn't just an innocent therapy technique? One can only hope she won't start turning this into some sort of weird sex thing, that would just be wierd
>>34057482Damn, Fluttershy really taking after her animal friends, almost instinctively getting into that mounting position, ass stuck waaaaay out. What an animal. Hopefully she doesn't have any more 'tricks' like that *wink* *wink*
>>34057482>One can only hope she won't start turning this into some sort of weird sex thing, that would just be wierdOh, but Flutters just loves being the perfect pet for her new master. I bet she can't help it even if she wanted to. All forms of therapy must be tried... even the lewd and sexual ones. After all, Flutters was also hurt from Fizzy's ordeal and she deserves to get some therapeutic value out of this mutual play. I think Flutters would be the type to get a lot of "therapeutic" relief out of feeling a riding crop rub against her bare flank. Maybe leave the panties on so it doesn't scare Fizzy away.
>>34057494She saw how dexterous Fizzy can be with her toes and wants to experience what it's like to be "fingered" by them. It's just a natural reaction. There's no telling how much of the wetness was from the muddy grass outside and how much is from her own arousal.
>>34057482>One can only hope she won't start turning this into some sort of weird sex thingStart?!
>>34057563with every green we set the bar of degeneracy ever higher.
Best ship coming throughGet the pun here?
>>34054531Great, now nothing can dispute Rarijack as the OTP ship of Rarity and AJ.
Anyone want some crackships?
>>34058342>Fizzle, when you are around, you make me->P-princess please>-Hard as rock
>>34059272>Hard as rock So, it is true that alicorns possess the magic of all ponykind. ALL of them. Does that mean any changelings that transform themselves into alicorns also get the similar "magic"....? https://derpibooru.org/287492
>>34058342Depicted: a superior ship.
>>34059316>>34059320>>34059325Think the Sheriff knows the Prince(ss?) is actually a smol teenage girl?
>ywn receive a Patented Pinkie Pie Tongue Bath
>>34059331Not only does she know, she's fucked them all. The facade, the "one thousand year old" teen, and even the angry version. The sheriff liked the angry version the most.
>>34059367Thinking about Purplesmart the whole time?
>>34059389>thinking Probably. But I suppose the Night Princess did it to help her get Twi off of her mind and relax for a precious moment. Or maybe this one thousand year old pervert takes on the shape of Twilight sometimes during sex as some fucked up reminder on what the sheriff's fighting for. Maybe that's why the sheriff reacted so poorly to Trixie's own attempt at disguising herself as Twilight.
>>34059331I was thinking more the scene in Spaceballs where Sanders walks in on Dark Helmet. She knows, but she chooses not to acknowledge her badly hidden secret.
>>34057482TIME TO GET THE PEANUT BUTTER BABY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_BGiO68unEWhat are your thots on this mild dykeshit?
https://derpibooru.org/2097150god i wish i was rarity in this pic
>>34060779>finally, some good fucking cunny
>>34060781wh-what does AJ cunny taste like?
>>34060787Apple cider. Angry Orchard flavor
I think we can do something with this
>>34062332Some ridiculous getup Yellowquiet wears to the next tea party or whatever the fuck vampires do when they get together in an ill-conceived attempt to convince DT that she's hip with the fledglings?
>>34062332carpet munching lips
>>34062332>>34062777Aggressive Fluttershy is best Fluttershy, prove me wrongpro tip: you can't
>>34062332We have no need for your young thots in this realm!
>>34062884god i wanna unclasp Luna's dress and touch her in lewd places
>>34062332>>34062777Makes me think of how much better Sunset looks in a punk getup.But dear God, do I hate my work on this one. I need to redraw Sunset all punk'd out at some point.
So uh What if Princess Celestia hopped the portal to the human world? This could be from that episode about retired Princesses doing what each of them thinks is relaxing, and maybe this was one of Princess Celestia's idea of relaxing. Working a food truck at some music festival.
>>34062927>hopped the mirror portal >ended up really far from the statue and ran out of human world money >welp, gotta do *something* to earn the bus fare back to school
>>34062884I like to imagine that this sexual predator takes a “souvenir” with her from every festival. Some innocent girl’s virginity.
>>34062941>sex addicted Celestia>alcoholic and/or weed addicted LunaMy new lewdquestria headcanons.
>>34062927Luna being the same size as her sister just feels off
>>34062947I don't feel like Luna would be an alcoholic so much as she would favor hard liquor over the wine and champagne her sister likes so much.
>>34062947>Celestia: goes to Amsterdam for the whores>Luna: goes to Amsterdam for the weed>Cranky: goes to Amsterdam to sniff Celestia and Luna’s panties while they’re out doing their thing >also Cranky: sends selfie of himself wearing Celestia’s panties to Celestia, she replies with a thumbs up selfie perverts together forever
>>34062961Ok perhaps not alcoholic, that may be a bit too strong, but definitely a day drinker. Celestia may not be a full rapist either, but she definitely masturbates frequently in her office and loves to semi-expose herself on 'accident' in front of the students in her office.
>>34062975Celestia’s nickname in CHS is “Principal Whaletail”
I find this dialogue strangely sexual.
>>34063354>I have a nervous