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Prench cousins need some lovin
General Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6
And What I am pretty sure is our updated bin
https://pastebin.com/SSdQjjhU
Previous thread: >>33932908
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>>33972678
Prench?
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>>33972687
He’s a dumbass. I knew he was gonna fuck up and he did.
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>>33972687
Pony French, duh
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>>33972692
>pony French
>thread focuses on humans
???
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>>33972700
>EqG world full of pony puns
>Doesn't know Prench
God, these dumb newfags. I swear.
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>>33972678
It's a real shame we have so few on this lovely girl
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>>33972725
>>33972678
That was Luna's lovely body originally !! reeeeeeeeee
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>>33972749
Really?
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>>33972749
No
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>>33972736
>Its either forgotten or necrophilia shitposting.
>posting ponies is now shitposting
Wut? If someone mentions ponies and it's forgotten about here, then that's one thing. But to call it that other crap? That just makes it painfully clear to others that you hate ponies. Don't be like that. I've seen plenty of sweet pony incest stories in /mom/ and other generals over the years. So don't go and act like pony incest can't be good and that your word is law here.
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>>33972678


Rare casual clothes
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>>33972856
I bet she likes nachos when no one is watching.
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Fleur looks too thick in OPs pic.
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>>33973187
>>33973194
Benchods!
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>>33972687
they come from Prance, obviously
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>Hear your little brother breathing heavily inside your closet while undressing.
>Keep going.
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>>33973529
>inside your closet
>car picture
an absolute retard made this prompt
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What happen to the other thread?
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>>33973558
it reached bump limit
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>>33973529
She's a cute
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>>33973529
reminded me of this fic https://pastebin.com/i7enW8dU
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>>33973807
Too much hair.
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>>33973558
sure is summer in hueland
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>>33973558
Bump limit, its why we got a new thread.
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>>33973882
It looks kinda like a wig.
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>>33973702
daw
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>>33973936
>spoonfeeding a dumb faggot
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> Why the hell are you late Anon? You know how annoying it is to keep telling these fuckboys I’m taken?
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>>33974091
"Where the assisted suicide victims at? I'll deal with them, go ahead and wait in the car, it will only take five minuets."
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>>33974091
>>33974109
>Roleplaying
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>>33974129
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>>33974141
>ill just call everything bait
>am i fitting in yet?
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>>33974141
Bruh. It’s role play
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soon
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>>33974290
No more, I'm really hungry, and I don't have alot of food.
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> The feeling of your penis inside my vagina would be preferable to the absence of it at this moment brother
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>>33974085
But hurt due to no permaban yikes.
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>>33974718
we do need more sister maud.
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>>33974718
I wish Frosty actually finished anything he started.
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>>33974726
>ESL fag can only speak in broken english memes
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> Join me son. And I will make your face the greatest in Equestria! Or else you will CUM. Then DIE
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>>33975072
oah!
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>>33975072
Wait, so, is she a succubus or a vampire? Why die?
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>Your family is visiting your uncle and his family in France.
>Dad immigrated to Burgerstan when you were but a babe.
>So far, you've hit it off with your cousin Fleur de Lis.
>She's apparently gotten a modeling contract. and she's been rocketing up the fashion world. To be fair, Fleur definitely has the looks for it.
>Your parents and uncle and aunt went off to do something, you weren't paying enough attention to remember
>Fleur wanted to try a new restaurant and she kind dragged you along
>You had a nice lunch, chatted about everything from your life at home, her career and her rather empty love life
>Strolling down the street, you and your cousin come across some less than stellar gentlemen
>The one who seems to be there leader gets a little too close to Fleur for comfort, she's not having it
>You decide to chat with this stranger, he's miffed at this cockblock
>He gets a bit handsy with Fleur, so your hand decides to introduce his face to a local brick wall
>His buddy says something to you in frogspeak you can't quite make out, and then grabs your wrist
>You grab his and pull him into your waiting fist which breaks his nose and orbital bone.
>Fleur is shaking like a leaf after this confrontation and the beatdown you gave
>And as you can't see, also soaking wet
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>>33975072
>"Will you cum in me, or die where you stand?
>"CUM"
>"DIE"
>"CUM"
>"DIE"
>"CUM"
>"DIE"
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>>33975149
do a jerry lewis impression
I heard they like him over there
>oh nice lady your impossibly perfect breasts are falling out of your clothes, froinlaven!
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>>33975099
I think there was a anon that prompted a vampire mom fluttershy and her son being the val hellsing/simon belmont relationship.
how they fight and then make up.
also flutterbat want to /ss/ her son really bad too and that she was into /ss/ since she was filly fluttershy.
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>>33975072
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>>33975161
I think I remember that one around Halloween, but I thought it was the one where Anon was in a mental ward cause everyone thought he was crazy, and Night Queen Mama Shy came in and ate all the orderlies for bullying her baby boy.
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Last time:
"W-well, while we wait, do you want something to drink, honey?"
>Fleur sighs not looking up from her phone.
>"There's a SunBucks over there,Je veux un Macchiato Caramel Triple, Venti, Demi Doux, Sans Gras."
>A literal what?
"Uhm...dear. I'm not too fluent in french..."
>She crosses her creamy long legs.
>"UGH, I want a Triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato! Got it?"
>You're still just as confused. What the fuck is a "Venti"? Wasn't that a chat program?
>She stares at you in annoyance.
>"..."
"I got it baby! Don't worry! I'm n it! You can count on me!"
>She goes back to her phone.
>WH-CRACK- WH-CRACK,
>A Liontamer cracks his whip for a crowd of onlookers.
>You rush over to the Coffee stand, and get in line.
"Shit. Think Anon..Think! What did she want again? Chocolate double onions...Uh.."
>You look at the menu hoping something there will remind you of what she ordered.
"बस चोदो मुझे गांड में! Look at all that! When did Coffee come in more flavors than Baskin Robins?"
>The board is littered with various terms and flavors. Like,wow. Dark rast. Nestley snipes roast. Albino roast. Duble shot expresso caramel onions roast protein -
"What the actual hell-"
>You put your hand t your head. Fleur is gonna bite your head off, and considering she comes from a place that eats snails and frogs, some indian man ain't shit to her.
>"-I called for the next customer please."
>The cashier looks to you with a smile.
"Oh right! I'm sorry..."
>You move to the counter, starting to produce a chilled sweat, as you look at their menu.
>"Welcome to Sunbucks! What can I get you?"
"G-guuh. ah-"
>You wipe your brow.
"I'd like a Dou-Double, Ma-Makaka Onions...tea...No that's not right-I want a Triple...Nipple-"
>Nipple? Where did that come from?
>The cashier tilts her head.
"I-I'm sorry. I'm getting an order for someone else, and I'm nt sure what they wanted..."
>You know the word "Fat" and "Caramel" and "Tea" was in the order. Right?
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>>33975480
forgot about the soi thing eh? would've been a time to fix that. no worries, it was just as funny this time.
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>>33975508
I actaully expect indian people to just have onions in their coffee, would be tame compared to the shit the usually have.
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>>33975480
>"Excuse me-"
>A bony, feminine finger taps your shoulder lightly.
>You turn to see two clearly-never-eaten-a-shred-of-beef-in-their-lives So-
>Right. We can't use that word.
>-Vegan boys, wearing clothes that look like they came from the kids department with big thick scarves around their necks.
>"We have to like, catch a flight in half an hour, and we need our Lattes, so could you like, hurry up?"
>Shooting these fags a dirty look, you smile warmly.
"इससे पहले कि आप महिला पुरुष अभी और अभी बच्चे हैं, मैं जल्दी करूँगा। वैसे आपकी योनि कितनी टाइट है?"
>"Huh?"
>"ERMAGERD. Are you like from Saudi Arabia? What you do to your women is EVIL!"
>You facepalm.
"I'm INDIAN."
>"Liar. Your skin isn't red enough."
>Holding back your growing rage, you ignore the idiots, and look to the Cashier.
"Look...uh..just give me a medium Caramel Latte."
>She starts pressing buttons.
>"That'll be $14.30."
"SAY WHAT?! These better be some golden, dick enlarging beans!"
>The things you do for love.
>You shakily hand over a $20 bill, taking your change, and stepping aside to await your order.
"I just hope I'm in time to see them come off the plane."
>It's been a long 10 years since you left home, and look where you are now. A Hotshot agent in Hollywood, engaged to a sexy Super Model.
>You're living the American dream!
>Taking out your Cell phone, you turn on the camera, and look at yourself. You've changed so much. Will they even recognize you?
>Going through your pictures, you look at an old family photo of you, Saffy, and Dad.
>If you've changed this much, imagine how Dad will look, or Saffy! Does she still have that big puff of hair, and adorable smile?
>"Excise me sir. Your order?"
>You snap out of your reminiscing to take your Coffee.
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>The two ady boys watch as you walk away, whispering to one another.
>For fucks sake, this isn't like Chinese, and Japanese people!
>Fleur is still on her phone tapping away like a madwoman when you get back.
"I got your coffee, sweetie."
>"Mhm."
>She takes it from you, not bothering to look up, or even say thank you.
>You sit down next to her.
"So any word on when the flight is coming in?"
>"Uh huh..."
>Still tapping.
"....Alright? When is it coming in?"
>"Mhm."
>You sigh, as she takes a sip of her Coffee.
>"PBBHHHTTTT!"
>She immediately spits it out loudly, turning a few heads in the terminal.
>"Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?! Pisse de lapin?!? This is disgusting!"
>You don't need a translator to know it's not the right order.
"I-it's a caramel Coffee like you wanted-"
>"c'est de la merde liquide! The only thing you got right was "caramel"! Do you know how fattening this is?! Bouffon!"
>She stands up, marching over to a trashcan, and dropping the nearly 15 dollar coffee into the trash.
"A-ah..."
>"I can't believe you! I just gave you one little task to complete, and you screw up! How can you be my manager if you can't even-"
>DING.
>"FLIGHT 313 AGRA, INDIA HAS NOW ARRIVED."
>You look up to the loudspeaker, forgetting the money Fleur just threw away.
"They're here! They're finally here!"
>"That's nice for you, but what about my drink??"
>You put your hands together in a pleading gesture.
"Let us see them off the plane, and I'll get you anything you want to drink my goddess. I promise!"
>Fleur crosses her arms, poking out her bottom lip.
>"...Fine."
"Excellent! Thank you!"
>You speedwalk to the gates, while Fleur takes a more leisurely pace behind you, arms still crossed.
>Once at the gates, People start to pour out in an orderly line, some carrying small bags.
>You watch closely for Dad or Saffron-
>"Where's the towels?"
>You look to Fleur, who's inspecting the passengers closely as they come off.
"T-towels, honey?"
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>>33975583
I'll never forget how funny that Simpsons gag was when, in a reversal of the then-typical sight of hare krishnas at an american airport, the indian airport had singing christians.
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>>33975583
>"Don't your people wear towels on their heads?"
>She's thinking Saudi Arabians again, or Afghanistan people.
"I'm INDIAN, my love. We don't wear things like that on our head."
>"What DO you wear on your head then?"
"Hats, babe. Like regular people."
>"Huh. I always thought you wore turbans or little hats, like your monkeys."
"That's Aladdin. They're also not Indian,"
>You sigh again. God you need a drink.
>"So where are they?"
"I haven't seen them yet, but they should recognize you, if they can't see me. I've sent them nearly every photo of you in existence."
>Fleur cracks a smile.
>"Oh? Maybe they'll show them to whoever your king is! Imagine him making me his queen!"
"Y-yeah. haha...He'd have to go through me first though! I'd never let my beloved Fleur go without a figh-"
>"Yeah, sure that's nice, do you see them yet?"
"Uhm....no."
>You both stand there until the staff start getting off.
"Wait! Is that all? Where are they?!"
>"You didn't get the day wrong, did you?!"
"Not a chance, my love! I'm 100% positive they're coming today! Maybe their flight is late...?"
>Fleur jabs a finger at you, wagging it in your face.
>"I swear, if you made me..made me...m'a fait perdre mon putain de temps, I will make you pay dearly!"
"E-easy sweetie, I'm sure-"
>Your sight goes from her manicured finger to a large man standing behind her. His hair is puffy, and unkempt with gray peppered in. A woman stands behind him with a colorful shroud draped across her head.
>Fleur looks from you to the man behind her, her venoumous glare still as defined as ever.
>"Can I help you??"
>The man's moustache wiggles side to side, as he takes a hand and forcefully widens Fleur's eyes, then sniffing her arms, and hair.
>"ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
>Fleur yanks away from him, hiding behind you.
>The man snorts.
>"This is the woman my son chose? Look at you! All dressed up like a doll! No meat on your bones at all!"
>"I'm a model you oaf!"
"Wait..did you say.."Son"?"
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>>33975649
What is this. When do they fuck? This story blows. Just quit writing.
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>>33974757
Outside of Dazzle nieces, the two Pie family stories that died were the best quality ones in this thread. Everything else that followed is just a pale afterimage.
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>>33975649
>mfw thought aladdin was indian as a kid
fair enough india DOES have sikhs, and they totes wear turbans. and carry knives. sikhs are boss. India also jas Jains who are like, the best other-religion, because theyre butt-ass naked
it's weird hearing a frenchy be so unPC though, but the one cock they don't fellate is the arab one
>>33975656
we're obviously setting it up so his shiksa gets dropped in favor of his hot sister. try to keep up.
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>>33975649
I pray you know better than to listen to a single word the brainlet shitposters say
You do you, my nigga
Good setup so far
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>>33975659
We had Frosty and I think Blu doing the other one if I remember right, another thread that felt the sting of the disappearing duo. Those two have a shit ton of skeleton stories in their closet that need to be finished.
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>>33975669
What are you talking about? No one said anything.
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>>33975649
> >"Don't your people wear towels on their heads?"
> >She's thinking Saudi Arabians again, or Afghanistan people.
> "I'm INDIAN, my love. We don't wear things like that on our head."
> >"What DO you wear on your head then?"
> "Hats, babe. Like regular people."

Except Sikh niggas would shit on anyone without dastar like it's 1844
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>a lot of good, but kind of unpleasant stories involve a lot of tragedy and bumpy roads on the way to a happy ending
>Just set things up so the tragedy happens to the initial girl nobody likes, instead
pretend I posted an approving horse picture here.
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>>33975649
>Fleir is a cunt
Well... I can take it. After all, she's not the main character.
It goes good, keep it up.
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I wish the keffiyeh was more popular. that's the only thing that actually LOOKS like a towel anyway. and it's just a cooler shape to have on your head, it's a cloth shaped like metal hair, while a turban's a cloth shaped like an afro.
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>BIG BRO THAT IS NOT WHAT WE FILL OUR CREAMPIES WITH
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>>33975674
He's probably referring to that dude who hates just about everything and just wants Anon x random girl porn and nothing else.
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>This thread is suddenly filled with Indians
If you guys know so much, then know how to shit in a toilet instead of on the streets!
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>>33975899
YOU
GET OUT MY 7-11
BASTARD SON OF BICH
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>>33975680
???
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>>33975900
HEY BADDY. MOTHERFUCK YOU
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>>33975682
She’s just a famous Hollywood model. She’s actually the nicest I’ve seen
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>>33975911
Being a model doesn't give you a pass to be a bad person at everyone. Especially at your lover. The fact what she can't distinguish antagonist from Arab is all about her being a bitch.
I wish we had more stories about at least tolerable Fleir in general.
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>>33975925
I could do one easy but please don’t give me ideas or I’ll get tempted to start another story and this one will suffer because of it
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>>33975925
>antagonist from arab
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>>33975925
>Being a model doesn't give you a pass to be a bad person at everyone
If every single one in all stories were to be the kindest people in the world, then stories would quickly become boring. Gotta have a bad person or two sometimes to make things interesting.
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>>33975950
Dont take it like I'm against the story, not at all. It's just my personal observations about Fleir.
>>33975951
Whatever.
>>33975961
I'm not talking about everyone being nice and smooth. It's just about stars and my personal opinion on Fleir. Conflict is a core of a good story, sure. It's just something about a bitchy Fleir being that conflict.
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>>33973529
>you look inside
>his ass is fatter than yours
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>>33975970
>Fleir Fleir Fleir
It's Fleur you astonishing fucking moron, jesus christ.
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>>33975972
Shit, right, my bad.
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>>33975961
>Fleur is bad
She’s not bad. I mean she came to the airport with anon, right?
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>>33975970
Fleur isn’t the conflict. She’s just a symptom
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>>33975970
>It's just something about a bitchy Fleir being that conflict.
Fleur is pretty much a blank when it comes to her personality, so writers can write her however they want. She's a bitch? Okay. A goody two-shoes? Whatever. Just make sure it's written decently.
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>>33975885
That's a good thing for one, for another the story already has Anon. I see you just didn't read anything.
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> I’m only cosplying at this event because I lost bet to my brother. I didn’t think he could eat THAT many chicken wings
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>>33976014
Oh please, don't lie. Rarity knows she could pull of Jill's look with style. And I refuse to believe she didn't make custom armor with Diamond Accents, no matter what happens. I bet she got Kevlar from Twilight.
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>>33976014
>only a costume
>cosplay
Bitch you're basic
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>>33975659
We had some great sunny ones too. Personally speaking I find WFD to be THE most overrated green in the thread.
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>>33976021
>she could pull off Jill's look with style
Yeah she could. I'm thinking a different Jill though
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>>33975990
I hope we can just have fun again. Faggot has been missing and if all goes well, maybe the thread will be nice again and full of food pics
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>>33976116
No idea who that is.
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>>33976014
>Anon plays nemesis.
>Constantly roams the halls of the hotel and event to stalk his sister.
>Rapes her whenever he catches her in a room, hallway, whatever.
> It’s a little game they play to keep it fun.
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>>33976150
>Rape game
Even as role play between them this prompt is just too retarded. Sorry anon
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> When you find out your brother is a porn star with a magnam dong. Whose speciality is incest rape play
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>>33976150
It's not a rape if she likes it. Call it "forcey fun time".
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>>33976150
Uh be a little realistic ok?
where would he even get a decent nemesis cosplay at?
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>>33976296
Well, it is Rarity, if there is anyone that could pull of the costume design, its her. And its not like he's going to run around with actual military grade weapons...probably. Unless Twilight was on a five Redbull Monster mixer binge, and she just build the weapons for it. That girl needs to sleep.
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>>33976296
Anon just need to be bulky. REALLY BULKY.
The costume is a conditional.
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>>33976160
>Her bro went off to college, and found his calling in the porn industry one day
>It was his friend Gilda teasing him in front of a secret camera that did it
>Now Dash can't look either in the eye when they come back after gushing to the brutal fucking Gilda got Anon to do to her
>Or their other videos after that
Would this eventually end with Scootaloo finding these videos with the two toughest girls she knows besides Applejack?
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>>33976300
Then why aren’t you being a good little bro and dicking down your spastic older sister?
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>>33976526
She barricaded her lab door, gave the original door steel plating she got from god knows where, and set up attack drones. There is no getting in there until the binge wears off and she shuts off the security before she passes out.
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>>33976549
You sound like a Quitter. She obviously playing hard to get. She would not dress like that if she didn’t want to get fingered
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>>33976587
stay in your containment slutfag
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>>33976587
Pretty sure it has to do with watching Sailor Moon while exhausted, and is hiding from baddies. Besides, need to get the ambulance and clean up the scratchjob robots
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>>33975649
This is setting up very, very nicely. I tend to like Fleur but I'm REALLY not liking this one. Keep it up famalam. I look forward to reading the next update.
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>>33976323
There might be a premise there. Is "...his friend Gilda..." a typo? It'll make a little more sense to me if she remain's RD's friend who was crushing on or hitting on RD's brother. Gilda follows Anon to college a year later to carry out her plan on bagging him. RD gets conflicted feelings once the deed's done. Big brother was for her and not anyone else.
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>>33977398
Which one is my little sister?
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>>33977403
God, isn't there SOME way to make it bloomy AND scoots? while sweetie watches and jills herself raw? and maybe she's my cousin for extra points?
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>>33977427
cringe
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>>33977398
>"How long's it take to get a dang camera set up?"
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>>33977541
This. Yikes
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I want an apple and a scoot relative and I get to make sex on both of them.
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>>33977398
>>33977403
I'd prefer big sister Scoots actually.
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>>33977817
gay, little sister scoots is for making breakfast with butter toast before she runs off to highschool
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>>33977832
>Gay little sister scoots
REEEEEWE get out gay poster!
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>>33977398
do you imagine that by some twisted string of fate you end up discovering you are related to those 3? that you are their cousin.
in fact there is a slight chance of 1 pony being related to the mane 6.
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>>33977937
>in fact there is a slight chance of 1 pony being related to the mane 6.
I don't know if that will be good or bad.
Do you imagine that THIS pony is the one stallion that is related to the mane 6? the one pony that is close enough to be considered an actual cousin to those 6 mares but distant enough for it to go unnoticed.
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Are we ready for Indian food?
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>>33977959
calm down pajeet.
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>>33977970
that's DOCTOR NINJA pajeet
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>>33978033
I'll give you rupees if I could but sadly some weird ass femboy elf with a green suit and a sword somehow came into my house, broke every single base in it, took all my rupees and run away.
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>>33978103
Did you tried BOMBS?
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>tfw no one wants more Indian
Oh...another day perhaps.
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>>33978594
Anon's can self insert as a lot of characters, dude
Just not indians I guess, I hadn't paid much attention to it but noted that the mc came off as sort of a pussy letting his gf own his ass.
TANK U COME AGAIN
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>>33978594
No one said anything about not wanting the story. Write already or shut up, this isn't a hugbox.
>>33978602
Likely also a reason, but it was worth the set up. Maybe not have it be Fleur with the indian dude. We are interested in the Indian girl though.
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>>33978602
>>33978607
Why do you have to self-insert?
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>>33978634
Because I'm not a faggot like you, mr quality control.
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>>33978607
I’m not writing. I just asked who wanted more Indian food, buttercup
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>>33978637
Whoa. You’re hostile as fuck
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>>33978594
Who said that? Post it now you whiney motafuka.
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>>33978638
Then don't, because all I have is zucchini bread to eat, and I am fucking starving.
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>>33978642
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>>33978648
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>>33978649
>>33978652
I hate you. And wish for nothing but abject suffering upon you.
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>>33978602
>implying you wouldn’t let a woman you love walk all over you
>implying you have a woman
>implying you have love
>implying
Let’s be real here. We’re all closer to this mc than we let on. If Fleur (specifically Fleur) was your hot supermodel gf, you’d be her bitch. I’m man enough to admit I would
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>>33978654
Calm down. We practice naan violence here
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>>33978656
You're just a glutton for punishment then, congratulations.
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>>33978671
We all are.
That’s why we’re here. Just to suffer
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>>33978594
Dude, anything is better than the gatekeepers getting riled up again.
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>>33978692
Quit implying, nothing was said.
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>>33978692
>LiTeRaLly ShAkInG
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>>33978662
>we practice ‘naan’ violence here.

What the fucking hell are you great gangly fucknuckled twat greasy haired cuntbag fuck you
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>>33972678
Everytime I see this pic I need to head to the roleplay general on /trash/ and masturbate+rp furiously, but then I remember that I'm utter shit at roleplaying.
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>>33978981
Then stop fighting with fags, post good shit, ignore gatekeeper gimp, and support good content
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>>33978289
I did but I realized I needed to get HMMM...RICHER
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>You take a few steps towards the aged, pudgy man.
"D-dad? Is that you?"
>He stares at you with squinted eyes, before opening them wide.
>A smile spreads across his face, making his moustache rise. You can see tears form in the corner of his eyes, as he gently grabs you by the shoulders.
>"My boy...MY BOY! HAHAHAH! IT'S MY BOY!"
>He bearhugs you tightly, as you weakly try to return the affection.
"Ack...I missed you too...d-dad...aaagh."
>"Ahahahaha! Look at you! You're so skinny! Have you been eating well?!"
"P-Put me d-down...! Can't brea-!"
>"Oh! Right! I apologize!"
>He lets you fall to the ground, turning back to the woman behind him.
>"Why're you so shy for? Come say hello to your little brother, धूप!"
>"P-papa! I'm 30. Don't call me that..."
>He urges the woman forward, and you instantly recognize her.
>She keeps her hands folded together meekly, not looking you in the eye.
"Saffy...."
>She glances at you, still not meeting your eyes.
"Saffy, you..you're..."
>She finally turns to look at you, with rosy cheeks.
>"Y-yes?"
"You..."
>She gulps.
"You look like a bigger version of you when you were a child!"
>You put your hand on the top of her head, playing with her poof.
"Aren't you the big sister? You're so short!"
>Her mouth slowly opens, and closes a few times in shock. Then she pinches your left ear.
"GAH!"
>"You बेवकूफ! मूर्ख! बेवकूफ! I haven't seen you in 10 years, and that's all you have to say?!"
>Your dad laughs heartily.
"Owowowow! I was just kidding!"
>She releases her vicegrip hold on your ear, and hugs you, burying her face in your chest.
>"I missed you..."
"I did too...Cootie-face."
>You can feel her smile-
>"Ahem."
>Fleur loudly clears her throat, tapping her wrist.
>"Photo Shoot Anon. Remember? I also want my Venti, s'il vous plaît"
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Y'all gone to shit since the last time I've been able to browse. You still around Oni?
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>>33979113
It's simply Awwwww
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>>33979134
W-was your heart touched anon? Should I include a plane crash?
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>>33979151
Of course!
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>>33978662
>We practice naan violence here
Hearty kek. Have a (you).

>>33978981
Me too.

>>33979113
Nice, comfy reunion until Fleur opened her mouth. I'm glad to see you're sticking around. I look forward to seeing the story unfold. Have a EqG Saffron. There's a nude edit too 1183352 .
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> I know much more than a few hat tricks big guy. I know that I love you. And nothing will ever change between us big bro. I promise I’ll become famous just like you!
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>>33979113
>Saffron, and your Dad look around you to an impatient Fleur, with furrowed brows.
"O-Oh! Right! This is my fiancée, Fleur De Lis! I sent you her pictures?"
>"Yes. She is very light. Very easy to see."
>Daddy crosses his arms smiling.
>"But too thin! Needs a good home-cooked meal!"
>Fleur rolls her eyes.
>"Yes, that's nice. Can we go now?"
"Sure baby. Just let me get their bags, and we'll be off!"
>Saffron breaks the hug, with a stoic expression, as your Dad hands you a suitcase.
>"You're not too weak from the easy American life, no?"
"Haha. No sir. Fleur keeps me strong."
>You look to Fleur with a smile, but she's back on her phone.
>Dad cocks an eyebrow.
>"Is that so...?"
>Dad, and Saffron flank your sides, with Fleur staying a couple paces behind.
"So what're your plans? Going to take in the sites, grab a few souvenirs, and head back home?"
>Dad pats you on the back.
>"Maybe spend a week here. get a grasp of American cuisine, and take some photos! I'm hoping for ideas for the "Spice Den"."
>You chuckle.
"You're still running that place?"
>"Of course! Plenty of hungry people!"
>You look to Saffron.
"What about you? You been helping Dad out?"
>Saffron bites her bottom lip.
>"E-ehehe...N-not really."
"Hm? You're not cooking? What are you doing?"
>"W-well...I'm...uh..."
"Yes?"
>She sighs,
>"I work in a call center."
"Saffy..."
>"I had no choice! Dad says I can't help out in the kitchen! He says I should work on having babies!"
>"Well it's true."
>Saffron reaches behind you to push Dad's shoulder.
"Hahahahaha!"
>"It's not funny!"
>She pushes you too.
>Fleur groans.
>"Sacre Bleu..."
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>It doesn't take long to get their bags all loaded into your car.
>Saffron runs her fingers along its silver exterior.
>"Such a fancy car..."
"It's just a Sedan. Tons of people have them around here."
>Fleur is already inside. Front seat naturally.
"W-well Fleur is ready, let's hit the road!"
>Saffron gives you that stoic expression again, as you get into the car.
>As you pull out of the airport parking garage(which took like half an hour) you were finally on the road.
>Saffron leans forward from the back seat.
>"So what's the best Hotels around here? I've read a lot about this "Holiday out"?"
"Holiday Inn, goofball, and what are you saying? You're staying with me! I won't take no for an answer!"
>Saffron, and Dad look at each other, glancing at Fleur.
>"A-are you sure? We don't want to get in the way of you, and your lady-"
"Oh? Me, and Fleur don't live together."
>Fleur is still on her phone.
"We're engaged, but she thinks it's more professional to hold off on moving in together, until we're actually married."
>You happen to drive by "The Cluckin Bell" while workers fix the sign.
"Hm. The "L, I, and I" fell off the sign..."
>Saffron, and Dad exchange looks again.
"In any case, I'll help you get settled in after I drop off Fleur at her shoot."
>"Don't forget my Venti."
"I know Honey. I did promise."
>Fleur looks at you with a stone-faced frown.
>"I'm going to text you my order, so don't mess it up, okay?"
"S-sure my love."
>You can feel eyes from the backseat burning into you, but you won't dare address it. You know what's probably on their minds.
>It's a long awkward ride to the studio to drop off Fleur. Outside the studio, the Photographer Photo Finish, and the Client Fancy Pants are chatting.
>You come to a slow halt, and get out of the car with your fiancée, while Saffy, and Dad wait in the car.
>"Fancy! Comment vas-tu mon amour?"
>Fleur hugs him lightly kissing the sides of his face.
>"Photo! aussi belle que toujours!"
>She does the same for her.
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>>33979501
>She repeats this with Photo as well.
>"It is about time you arrived! We haf much vork to do!"
>Photo hurriedly lead Fleur into the studio, with Fancy close behind.
"U-uh...have a nice day...."
>You say to no one but yourself, and head back to the car.
>Saffron had moved to the front seat, while you were gone.
>"She seems like a nice girl."
"She....She's not always like that, I promise. You just caught her on a particularly bad day."
>Dad chimes in.
>"Do you really love her?"
"Yeah! I do!"
>Saffron crosses her arms unconvinced.
"Look, can we just drop it? Let's talk about something else."
>You pull off, the car filled with more awkward silence.
>"Zzzzz..."
>You look back quickly, to see Dad has fallen asleep.
"Dad must've been pretty tired."
>"It was a long flight, but he really wanted to see you. I wanted to see you."
>You smile.
"I wanted to see you both too."
>Saffron looks out the window at the various buildings, and people dressed up in costumes.
>"So this is Hollywood...So many strange people."
"Heh. Yeah. Shades more different than India, huh?"
>"Yes! I like it though."
"Oh? Maybe you should stay then! Get a taste of American life."
>"..."
>She continues to take in the scenery quietly.
"Yeah, I suppose that's crazy of me to even suggest. I mean think of all the people you'd be leaving behind. Friends, Lovers, etcetera."
>"Hah. Is that how you probe into my personal life?"
>She looks at you with lowered eyelids.
"You should be willing to tell your little brother about yourself!"
>"Hmph. I don't know..."
>She teasingly looks at you with one eye open.
"What about your husband? You can tell your husband, can't you?"
>"AGH! You remembered that?!"
>She turns completely red, covering her face.
"You can't forget a giant girl wrestling you down, and putting you into a kiss submission."
>Saffron balls up her mouth, covering her eyes.
"Awww. Come on Honey. Tell your husband about yourself~"
>"Nnngh..."
>This is gonna be fun.
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>>33978662
carlos you bastard
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>>33979597
Anon knows how to tease a woman. Maybe that's how he ended up with Fleir.
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>>33979501
>>33979597
It's obvious to his Dad and Sister that Fleur is not right for him. They just need to get him to see that. I'm enjoying the little banter Anon and Saffron got going. I look forward to the moment the idea of starting a romantic with each other hits them. I suspect Saffron has already been thinking about it.
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>>33979936
>Fleir
Is this like a Cadence/Cadance/Candace/Candance thing?
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>>33980046
I'm not sure. The typo was pointed out to them earlier in the thread though.
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>>33980046
No. The way he’s spelling it is pronounced “flare”. He’s just a dumbfuck
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>>33980201
the people misspelling pink peetzer horse could also presumably be dumbfucks
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>>33980548
>that fucking knee popliteal
Lookin real lewd there, Ponkster.
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>>33975663
Aladdin (and most everyone else in the story) actually supposed to be Chinese I think, at least in the original version. Except it was a middle eastern story told about foreigners from the far east in a time when barely anybody actually knew anything about said foreigners.
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>>33980569
yeah but I mean, I thought their fashion, taj-mahal-ass architecture, and ethnic features were distinctly indian.
but yeah it's hilarious how aladdin is arabia pulling a 4kids and depicting a muslim china with a sultan and djinns and everything
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>>33980237
Except they’re all pronounced cay-dense no matter what.
Fleur is flurr
Fleir is flare
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>>33980548
This one look dangerous underage. Pls delete yourself
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>>33980577
how are cadance, candace, or candance pronounced cadence? MAYBE the first one, if you glide the a into a schwa
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>>33980579
Don't worry, she have 24
Pinkie is your petite big sister
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>>33980580
I was referring to cadance/cadence
Those others are just blatant misspellings anon, come on
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>>33975818
"Damn, really? No wonder it took me two weeks of freezing my cum to get enough for the base. Now it's all warm again, and I wasnt even doing it right? What a waste."
>Pinkie sweats audibly, licking her lips.
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Here's a real challenge
Which horse makes a better aunt than any other potential role?
I feel like it's Ponkers. She just has that 'wants to be the fun relative' thing. Hell, she's practically an uncle.
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> This next one goes out to all the motherfuckers in the audience
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>>33981396
Please anon. PLEASE. I know it’s you behind all of these, and I know you think you’re being clever or cute but it just comes off as cringe. Please either make your prompts charming or endearing but please for the love of god stop this cringe.
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>>33981419
>telling mobileposters not to be cringe
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> What do you want you little shit. Can’t you see momma is drinking?
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>>33982062
>>33981419
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>>33982064
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>>33982084
Anon... do you want some Indian food?
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I know I want some indian food. poppadoms are like the best thing ever.
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>>33981313
Aj would probably close second with fluttershy being third because she'd probably be more of a mother given Zephyr probably wouldn't atract someone who could raise a kid.
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>>33983415
interesting, you think AJ makes a better aunt than sister or mom? or just that she comes close
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>>33983438
AJ would be the kind of aunt who works you to the bone in the field and then working your bone as wages
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>>33981419
>can't see that it's obviously a joke
Goddammit, I want the old threads back. Was it really just Faggot that changed this place? One fucking guy...
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>>33983576
Get fucked. It’s just as bad when faggots like you blow up over little things like you are now. Go cool your bleeding asshole
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>>33983415
>Zephyr probably wouldn't atract someone who could raise a kid
You think most Anons here are any better than Zephyr? Do you think that guy who screeches at literally everything that doesn't appeal to his taste and his taste alone would be able to attract anyone?
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>>33983894
That's called asserting dominance if you manage to scare it away, classic way to go
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>>33983894
>>33983921
t. faggot(s)
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>>33983415
Having a child would make someone like him grow up and it does most people who realize a life depends on them. He’s the type to become the silly,doting father with a disrespectful kid who finds his clinginess annoying
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>>33984138
>The view you'd often get before you and your older sister part ways for the day
>It's nothing new, you've seen her do it a thousand times, making sure her leggings fit just right under her uniform
>But since puberty hit you like a speeding Mack truck last year, you've been seeing her in a totally different light
>Now, thanks to your raging hormones and thoughts of your stupid sexy sister, you can barely make it to lunch before you have to find an unoccupied bathroom to rub one out
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>>33984138
>>33984598
Nice pics.

>...your older sister...
Older women is my fetish.
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>>33983894
there are girls with taste. not nearly enough, but...
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We gettin mighty low
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>>33985612
On?
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epic
sweater
puppies
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You see your sister on the dance floor having fun and it breaks something inside you. At some point she turns and gives you a wink. And it’s decided.

You’re gonna rape your sister
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>>33985609
I'm gonna relapse if I don't get my fill of best nieces soon, and he just updated not long ago too
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>>33986300
sisters aren't for raping, you neanderthal, she must be coerced into consensual, loving sex.
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>>33986695
>Sisters aren’t for rape
>Coerce her instead
My god, I hope you’re just being funny.
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>>33986712
better than rape, but we all gotta start somewhere

but I'll admit that I'm stupid and used the wrong word, I meant "convince"...
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soon
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>>33986723
hell yeah
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>>33986719
> Not being a Anon ‘The situation’ Mous an walking onto the dance floor and clapping your sister’s cheeks like she obviously wants you to
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>>33986719
There you go anon. Good job
you colossal son of a bitch dumb bastard
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>>33986723
Kent Rollins, teach me how to brew cawfee
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anon if you're trying to curry my favor, it's working
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>>33987558
>advertising your own green
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>>33987590
>Everyone who talks about the current green is the writer
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>>33987558
kek. Have a (you).
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I need some sister Dash
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>>33986345
I love that Josie and the Pussycats look.
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>>33988333
slippers with toes > nearly any other footwear
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>>33988333
Same here, anon
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>>33986810
Please, you know this is what you’d be doing
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>>33986345
>>33988333
>>33988345
>>33989135
> Not the kiss version
Well nothing wrong with being plain I guess
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>>33989269
Oh, crap I forgot about that one. There's gotta be some art of it.
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>>33975818
HAHAHAHA

CUM

HAHAHAHAHAHA HE FILLED THE PIE WITH CUM
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>>33975818
It’s what I fill your pie with
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>>33992441
>roleplaying
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>>33992524
is fun
and often done cringily by cringelords, but so is everything they do. no reason to single out rp
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>>33986723
HYPE
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>>33993090
autism
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>>33989269
I need this image posted
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>Aunt Abby's wardrobe sure has changed a bit since she was let go as principal
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>>33995536
EUGH god no
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>>33995536
>editfags think this is good
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>>33995536
Gross. Why would you post this?
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>>33995536
My dick sooooooooooo flaccid
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>>33986345
Soon
for real this time
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>>33996864
you'll forgive us if we're not bristling with anticipation. crying wolf and all that.
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>>33996864
Whenever you're ready famalam. I'll be here.
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>>33996864
pls, release my nieces from your captive grip, my dude
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>ywn come back home from university for the winter holidays, your body having long since forgotten just how freezing cold your home country is during this time of year
>ywn notice how nicely your once chubby little sister is filling out as she reaches adulthood, she might even be taller than you now
>ywn find that her clumsy attempts at showing her love for you have greatly improved as she learns to use her new womanly assets to her advantage
>ywn have the power inexplicably go out while mom and dad are away, your sister making the best of the situation that she created by happily cuddling with you all night to stay warm
>ywn hold her tightly in your arms as she sobs in her sleep, calling your name over and over and pleading with you not to leave her again
>a few days later, ywn be surprise lip locked by the sister you once thought of with a childlike innocence
>ywn be lead hand in hand to your sister's bedroom, your eyes widening like saucers as she lifts you off the ground and drops you onto her mattress
>ywn watch her lift herself onto the foot of the bed and stalk her way towards you on her hands and knees, a look on her face that captures years worth of pent up lust
>ywn wonder how your sister is making your heart race like a virgin again as she looks down over you, her arms holding her up on either side of your face
>ywn feel your little sister's warm breath on your face as she tells you to "let Yona show how much she has grown."
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>>33996864
Doubt
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>>33997244
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>>33997244
my yona senses are tingling
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>>33997244
My god. You wouldn’t be even mentioning her if not for that faggot and his shitty story. Fuck off already
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>>33997874
I'm the one who first brought up Yona ever in these threads, made the first threads featuring her, and likely inspired him to write his story in the first place.

Sit the fuck back down, retard
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i heard there was a special with sibling horsen in it
I haven't seen it, so I choose to believe they fucked
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>33997954
Just clam up, asshole. Stop bringing him up
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I wanna grab Yona by the buttcheeks and give her a serious swirly clit tongueing
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>33998750
not sure why you act as if he owns Yona, it's not like other writefags have to deal with this shit. stop being a faggot and boogieman-ing Kirko, otherwise that's just one more character along with Cadence and Flurry that nobody's supposedly allowed to write for here without being bitched out by anti-Kirko autists. and you wonder why we constantly lose writefags
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>>33996864
How soon?
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>>33998813
I thought no one writes them because they don’t have good ideas or something better than or equal to CH
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>>33997244
I'd love a new loving & caring Yona story.
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>>33999054
with cuddles and lipbites and fluffy pits and falling asleep together after a massively heavy meal
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>>33999110
yeah, that sounds comfy.
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>>33999689
It is. Very comfy
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>>33999689
>>34000159
Can’t wait for no one to write it
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>>34000198
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>>33997244
Anyone have a Pastebin of Kirko's Yona?
I didn't get a chance to finish it.
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>34000514
You’re a real asshole. Stop bringing up drama. This thread has been peaceful for once with new green. We don’t need you bringing him up
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Your sister's been dropping hints that she desires your cock. Her latest "hint" consists of wearing something scandalously slutty at home as pajamas. You can't keep your eyes off of her thong-clad ass as she bends over into the fridge taking her sweet ass time looking for milk. You're pretty sure she's swaying her ass as she's doing this.
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>>34000535
AppleJack or Mac would kill me, for sure.
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>>34000514
https://pastebin.com/JQCfEwYz
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>34000531
>asking to read a story is drama

Are you trolling, or legitimately this autistic?
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>>34000565
Yeah, why bloom isn't pregnant? why you hate your sister?
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>>34000565
AppleJack in a jealous rage I'm sure.
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>>34000594
>Inbreeding
Fuck. No.
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I want to make sex with Yona
how hungry for cock do you think she is?
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>>34000535
Nice pic. I've see lewder elsewhere on the board.
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>>34000776
you could see lewder on any beach, accepting the paradigm that skin is lewd..
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> Before my dear brother returned from the front, I was lackluster and morose.
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>>34001034
>saving this garbage
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>>34001034
>ywn have a big titty goth gf sister who's secretly giddy and loving around you
why live
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>>34001097
goths with secretly stoked sides are the best..
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>Why didn’t bro come home after his tour like he said? He promised me he’d come home and I could have his flight helmet. The helmet came, but not him.
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>>34001612
Oh cringeposter. You never disappoint and clearly are an only child
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>>34001612
>the helmet came
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If your sister Scootaloo is always hanging out in your room in her towel after a shower, what does that mean?
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>>34003372
She’s comfortable around you and trusts you not to hurt her in any way. That she absolutely loves you as family, you predator.
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>>34003372
That the minute your parents finds out, they will think about moving away from each other, with mom taking Scootaloo while you stay with your dad or vice versa, to ensure no funny business goes on between the two of you.
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Any non-troll answers?
Would it help if I specified she's got it around her waist?
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>>34003814
>You're trolling if your answer isn't exactly what I was thinking of
Why don't you just tell us you simply want porn for the sake of porn right away then? You prick...
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>>34003814
You just want us to help you have a wank, yeah? Do it yourself you numpty
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Okay I feel like some of you have possibly missed the point of this thread.
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>>34003873
See
>>34003852

Just because this is the Incestuous general, does NOT mean that every single answer to every single question MUST be 100% sex-related. And calling others trolls just because their answers doesn't involve Anon's green dick entering a vagina is nothing but a dick move.
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>>34003372
>>34003814
She's not Anon's sister but you might like it. I did.

https://pastebin.com/j7GztJtZ
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>>34003975
>posting mah own story to me.
Anon, I l-luh you.
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>>34003890
Thanks man. Couldn’t have said it any better
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It was the first green that came to mind. I really liked it. I have a rose-tinted headcanon about it 'n everything. I've been on a Scootaloo kick for a while too. Have a Scoots pic as thanks.
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>>34004045
That is a sultry scoots right there.
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>Rarity; I don’t know how that body paint and hair dye didn’t come off in the pool but you’re my sister. You’re not my GF Dash and I’m never going to sleep with you!
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>>34004250
>Drat, I knew I should have worn a swimsuit instead of an evening gown... but it looked so FABULOUS!
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>Playing vidya with little sis babs
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>>34004429
>You're exceedingly proud of her excessively foul mouth. She learned every word from you
>On the other hand, she's never going to make a living as a letsplayer now that they're cracking down on language.
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>>34004459
Well duh, that's why she's getting into streaming with her big bro
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>>34004475
>Every time she accidentally says a double entendre, you give a knowing look to the camera
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>>34004587
>You give her an affectionate hair ruffling whenever she does really well
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>>34004623
>She always insists on sitting in your lap
>"It ehhh, t'll show up betta on camera that way! I get to be in front, I'm the star, y'know! What, you think people are showing up to watch your mug? Dese fat tats are bringing in the subscribers.. you just.. stay back there. An' I mean, y'know, you can gimme the old arm-seatbelts if I'm lookin like I might keel ovah. In fact, you're on Mountain Dew duty. Gimme a sip when my hands are full."
>Somewhere in her mind she's getting off to the idea of sucking on something you put in front of her, despite what a stretch that is. It causes her to grind your crotch even harder with dat ass
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>>34004632
>Sometimes you join in for a bit of co-op, but babs can be a bit...distracting
>And you swear she has to be doing it on purpose to throw you off during fighting games
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>>34004690
>And then one of your buddies copies a link to your stream and sends it to your relatives
>Your life will be royally screwed if you're not incredibly careful about what you do to Babs on live streams
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Your nieces decide they’ll spending summer vacation at your beach house.
You can’t just leave them up there all alone right?
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>>34004988
>You can’t just leave them up there all alone right?
They're adults and around 1000 years old. They'll manage.
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>>34005001
Voicemail left on your phone:

>Uh hey Uncle Anon! So uh yea you’ve always had 3 bathrooms at the beach house right? Well ummm one of them is....gone. NOT MY FAULT I SWEAR! The bidet attacked me first! Soo yea, it’s gone now. Don’t be mad we’ll put the bathroom back the way we found it. Also Aria said to tell you that there was only half of a bottle of that vintage 1908 merlot when we got here. But other than that everything’s cool, no need to come up and check on us. Loveyoubye!

They send you a pic. Your summer home is suspiciously out of frame
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>>34005020
Joke's on Aria, that Bottle's been full of grape juice since last summer.
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>>34005123
>1000’s of years old and she can’t tell the deference.

Aria get your shit together
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>>34004632
>chat donations are near-unanimously sexual in nature
>every stream ends with Babs raring to go and covered in his scent
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>>34005020
Ok the half a bottle of alcohol is plausible. I had this one bottle that I never freaking opened had it’s contents just disappear. Cork still in and wrapped up. Still don’t know wtf happened but someone told can alcohol evaporates
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>>34005853
you sure you just didn't have a stealthy siren niece?
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>>34005853
>I had this one bottle that I never freaking opened had it’s contents just disappear
>Still don’t know wtf happened but someone told can alcohol evaporates
Sometimes I wish the moderators could ban you for 12-24 hours if posting while obviously intoxicated, because you clearly are.
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>>34006189
Calm down, kid, corks can dry over time and let the fumes out.
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>>34006285
He must've stored it in a really bad place then.
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>>34005853
What was left inside? A bunch of tannic acid crystals and grape residue?
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>>34004250
>Rarity is Dash's sister
As long as it's written decently, then go for it.
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>>34006700
hehehe
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>>34003975
I just drained the fuck out of my balls from that story.
Can't believe I've never seen it before.
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>>34005001
>>34004988
>>34005020
>Siren Uncle Anon had been looking forward to a nice fun day out terrorizing ponies with his nieces
>his brother had asked him to watch them while he and his wife go on their second honeymoon, and Anon agreed
>then that dick Star Swirl banished the four of them to an alternate universe and changed their bodies to match the natives
>they’ve been stuck here for 1000 years
>he’s essentially become their new dad in absence of their actual dad
>.... he’s also become their off-again, on-again fuckbuddy
>they were absolutely uninterested in human males, and once their first heat hit they immediately made a beeline towards him as the only male siren around
>sirens don’t have that silly incest taboo that humans do
>now that they’ve lost their powers and are stuck with a measly human lifespan, Anon swoops in to try to fix things and get revenge on the Rainbooms
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>>34008424
You had me for a little while, but then
>sirens don’t have that silly incest taboo that humans do
>Anon swoops in to try to fix things and get revenge on the Rainbooms
Way to make it boring. There's literally nothing that stops anyone from saying that Anon is simply their boyfriend or something since nobody in the EqG world knows who he is. So you're pretty much left with a plain Anon x sirens ship story unless you constantly shove it in the readers' faces that Anon is their uncle.
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>>34007617
what image did i miss?
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>>34009301
WOW! Hot a what baabhabhiat
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>>34009301
I wouldn't mind rubbing sunscreen all over her if she was my stepmother. So long as nobody's nearby, that is.
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>>34009354
What a strange comment
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>>34008424

Uncle = bleh. Brother is better, so they're closer to the same age and the family relation is more apparent. I mean, you can't have some old man getting the three of them preggers. That'd be gross.
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>>34009383
Oh I'm sorry. How about this instead?
>I would let her suck my dick and ride it like she's riding a wild bull while everyone casually walks past us on the beach like nothing weird is going on at all
Is that better for you, my lord?
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>>34009386
>>34009484
>>34009386
>>34009484
>This Sirens, beaten and nearly broken drag themselves to a half submerged cave entrance in a bog on the far side of town.
> After a quick stripping of their attire, they stand at the entrance waist deep in murky water.
> The silence is deafening as they wait for the silent permission to enter they didn’t ask for.
> Of course they didn’t have to speak.
> They knew he knew they were there.
> And in their hands, the shattered remains of their power...and pride.
> Aria stifles a groan as she knows he’s gloating, but wouldn’t dare risk angering the eldest of their kind here.
> Sonata on the other hand is sobbing not too subtly.
> Adagio, the now not so smart one just stands in silent resignation. She knows she screwed up big time.
> A low rumble emerges from the depths of the cave as a colossal green scaly hand reaches out of the cave.
> It comes to rest in front of them and opens expectantly
> The girls drop the broken gems into the center of it and it quickly retracts
> The silence returns.
> A single word is uttered from within the darkness
> “How”
> Before Adagio could explain Sonata wails about the Rainbooms, the school, and Sunset Shimmer.
> The giant hand rockets back out and grabs Sonata, completely encasing her returns to the darkness.
> The remain two Dazzlings begin shaking as they can’t hear Sonata’s wails anymore.
> Another word leaves the cave as dust on the wind.
> “Enter”

How’s this grab you guys?
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>>34009623

Not at all, but uhh... good try, I guess?
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>>34009623
Uncle Anon raping the Dazzlings? Well, it's incest, so I'm not gonna complain on that part. Honestly sounds kinda interesting. Good to mix it up a little, you know? Just pray that the one faggot who demands that every single story must be to his liking doesn't start screaming for all eternity.
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>>34009623
Well I’m bored sooooooo

> Adagio and Aria wade through waist high water
> They know he won’t kill Sonata but then again they haven’t been back here in....yea they better hurry
> Eventually they have to dive as the tunnel becomes completely submerged.
> The pitch black darkness and cold water does little to impede the two girls as they navigate the void with practiced precision.
> They may be sirens, but their body’s are still very vulnerable and one bad move could trap with the dark expanse until HE decided to retrieve them.
> And they know they’re in enough trouble as is.
> The cave maze soon opens to a rather opulent grotto.
> There’s gold, jewelry, and all around expensive items everywhere.
> A far cry the the dankness of the past.
> They make landfall on a pile of gold doubloons and stand but make no other movements
> His presence is suffocating at this point.
> “563 years, 6 months, 20 days and 5 hours. That’s how long it’s been since I’ve seen my little sisters.”
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>>34009692
>since I’ve seen my little sisters.”
Should've seen it coming that you would cave in to that dick who said he hates everything that is not brother Anon x little sister...
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>>34009704
Nah it was my idea from the get go but no worries I got something cooking
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>>34009623
>>34009692
You've got my interest. Please continue.
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>>34009757
>Nah it was my idea
>Those filenames
Just tell us you're replying to yourself the next time.
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>>34009669
eh, people like that will be screaming on their deathbed.
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>>34009692
>>34009692
> A giant tail erupts from the depths of the water and surrounds the girls, blocking any escape.
> “And when they return do I see conquerors? Followed by legions of worshippers? No.”
> A fin from the end of the tail scoops the girls up from beneath the doubloons , lifting them high into the air.
> Bright eyes, bigger than the girls body open in front of them.
> “Instead I find my siblings, in tatters, returning home with their tails between their back fins.”
> Adagio opens her mouth but a deafening roar makes her slam it shut
> “Don’t fucking speak! You three left me TRAPPED in this grotto. Took MY power to supplement your own! And had the nerve to return to me not as queens, but instead like this?!”
> A maw of monumental size appears through the darkness.
> It slowly opens and a long slimy tongue slides out.
> On the tip lays Sonata, covered in saliva.
> She slides limply off the slimy muscle and drops down in front of Aria and Adagio.
> Sonata’s breath is shallow but steady. Much to the relief of her sisters. However she remains in an exhausted slumber.
> Aria cradles her wet sister despite the goop clinging to her body as Adagio presses her hand against a tooth of her monstrous brother as if she was tempting death.
> The fin lowers, as does the giant head down onto the golden pile.
> “But even from failure. Can victory eventually be gained. So here’s what’s going to happen.”
> The rest of the monster form coils around the girls sealing out the cold from the grotto.
> Aria and Adagio sit Indian style in front of the maw as the eyes grow even brighter.
> “You are going to tell me exactly how you failed.”
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>>34010131
More green to read when I wake up
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>>34010131
Why was Sonata in his mouth?
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>"Oh, my goodness!"
>"You've grown so much since I last saw you!"
>"When did you get so tall and handsome?"
>"Why don't you come over and give your Auntie a great big hug and kiss?"
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>>34011663
Do. It.
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>>34011663
>and kiss
You seriously could've left that part out. Now it's just weird.
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>>34012184
Why? It's a pretty common thing to say for an aunt.
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>>34012184
>Nigga never had an aunt demand a kiss on the cheek
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>>34012217
>It's common to have an aunt who says
>"When did you get so tall?"
>"And handsome~?"
>"Come here and give me a hug and a sweet kiss"
Wow, you're right! Having an aunt saying something like that in front of your entire family totally doesn't sound weird at all.
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>>34012248
>Having an aunt saying something like that in front of your entire family totally doesn't sound weird at all.
Except it's... not? Dude, your family is a mess.
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>>34012283
>Except it's... not? Dude, your family is a mess.
>Says the one who thinks it's completely normal and not odd at all to have your own aunt make out with you in front of your family.
Have you ever considered that your aunt may have had the hots for you for a long time? You're a lucky dog, and you may have a chance at some incest with your aunt. Don't let us down, bro!
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>>34012304
No, fuck you, the edit is better
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>>34012300
my fuckin sides
>>34012304
I mean, if it wasn't for her cruelty it would be a hot story.. in my day, little sisters used whining and tears to get whatever they wanted. and they grew up into horrible people, sure, but it was cute and amusing. None of this girls-taking-charge bullshit.
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>>34012305
>make out with you
Who's talking about a whole make out except you, deadass? It's a simple kiss for fuck's sake! A fucking creep you are.
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>>34012248
Jesus fuck dude does your mind live exclusively in anime or something? Fucking sucks to be you.
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>>34012305
Dude it’d only be weird if you were like 23 and she said that. Not if you’re 11-16
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>>34013253
Or even 5-16
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>>34013253
>Dude it’d only be weird if you were like 23 and she said that
So now we're kinda like IT HURTS, except Anon is the underage?
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>>34013314
Do you not want to be the shota?
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>>34013442
not that guy but i'm mostly here for the loli and devoted love stories with someone who adores you because she's grown up with you. i prefer an anon who is a grown-ass beardly man
but I can appreciate well-written shota too. I only lose interest if the tittymonster is all GIVE MOMMY YOUR CUMMIES and honestly I wouldn't like that in loli either.. it's just that isn't usually how it goes. Generally the focus with loli is on acknowledging her maturity
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>>34013459
>I’m here for the loli
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>>34013536
dude, that reply it's a old as fuck pasta
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>>34013552
... I just accidentally an old pasta?
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>>34013552
He was for real
>>34013554
See? There you go. I respect your honesty anon, but it’s still weird and creepy as fuck. I at least won’t shame you for your “dad from immoral sisters” preference
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Little sisters deserve to be loved too
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>>34013878
>"I'm not wearing any panties, big bro. W-wanna check for yourself? I gave 'em up! My p-panty budget is going towards more animal feed..."
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>>34013879
Fluttershy is supposed to be the purest one...
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>>34013916
and she's going to stay that way, through the power of remaining aired out
She'd probably go full Jain if she could.
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>>34013916
She's the purest,but really innocent. You need to protect her from everyone
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>>34013950
A brother who punches literally everyone who gets near his sister and prevents her from seeing anyone? Yeah, that totally won't make you look like a perv to who wants your own sister for yourself...
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>>34013571
I don't know why you're surprised or shocked when /a/ is just down the way.
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Mommy fixing your jammies when she spots an odd stain
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>>34014468
You mean WASHING them? Don’t be dumb cringeposter
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Where the fuck is the Fleur De Lis anon?
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>>34014471
>You mean WASHING them?
I find it hard to believe she'd look closely at every cloth before throwing it into the washing machine, unless you imagine this whole thing takes place in an age where people washes everything by hand. Then again, an Anon handing over a pair of jammies that needs fixing, which he knows has a certain stain on them, to his mom is mighty retarded.
While I am at it:
>>34014468
>jammies
Who the fuck sleeps in jammies? If your honest answer isn't that you only sleep in them because it is really cold at night where you live, then I'm going to assume you're too young to be here.
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>>34014518
Where's Jefe
Where's frosty
Where's anyone, man
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>>34012248
>he thinks it's weird
I feel bad for you
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>>34014773
Don't engage mr quality control
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>>34014534
Don't remind me about Frosty, man...
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>No cute cousin looking use my small above ground pool on a hot day like today
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>>34014518
The anon who keeps saying “fleir”? Why do you want him here?
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>>34015507
>"Ah feel kinda embarrassed.."
"What? It's a pool."
>"Yeah but it's a dang kiddie pool. Ain nothin good starts with the word kiddy."
"You wanna get out?"
>"Well ah didn't say that! It's hot.. This still feels nice. Ah just kinda wish maybe it didn't have The Little Mermaid all over it"
"You fucking love that movie. You watched it yesterday."
>"Ah know, but-"
"You -cried-, Apple Bloom"
>"Anon!"
"No, I get it. You're kinda out here on display.. tell ya what, would it make it better if I get in there with you?"
>"Aint too much room..."
"Yeah maybe I'd better n-"
>"Well ah didn't say that!"
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>>34015529
Time to call the pedo police
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>>34015529
This could have been cute but you went full creepy
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>>34015548
Seems fine to me
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>>34015588
Because you’re here for the loli
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>>34015623
I wouldn't bother with this thread if I was, I just like a wide range of incest pairings
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>>34015513
It was me. I have no idea, he probably means the short start of Saffron's Masala story.
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>>34015529
>You fucking love that movie
I won't badmouth in front of a kid.
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>>34015640
you badmouth the little mermaid, you're gonna get kicked in your groins.
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>"Really?"
>"Again?"
>"Didn't I help you take care of that right before we left the house this morning?"
>"And you seriously can't wait until we get home later?"
>"*sigh*... Fine."
>"Meet me in the 2nd floor janitor's closet after lunch."
>"I have a bit of stress I want to work out before my physics test anyway."
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>>34015632
I’m guessing English isn’t your first language
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>"Dang rich kids, bangin' in my closets like it's an Alabama family reunion. They don't pay me neough to put up with this shit. Least I get to drink on the job."
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>>34016289
And you're right.
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>>34016332
Just leave a camera there
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>>34007617
Yeah, I wish there was more.

>>34010131
Ok, you've got my interest so far.

>>34011663
>pic
unf

>>34016254
There could be something there.
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Hi, how are ya?
wonderful weather we're having
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>"Thank you, daddy"
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>>34017095
Let the thread die.
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>>34017095
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>>34017119
Oh, okay
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>>34017095
FUG

>>34017120
thats cute
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>>34017095
Holy shit, he lives
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>>34017120
Fuck, I'm so down to nap right now.
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>>34017095
I want a flutterpet..
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>>34018241
as long as she was into it of course. I would enjoy dominating a submissister. knowing I could do it safely.
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>>34017095
7.3/10 needs more glasses
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>>34017120
comfy. saved. thanks.
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>>34020258
Stupid social media corrupting my little lily
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>>34020289
>Social media
Not babysitter Pinky putting thoughts in her head
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>>34020707
Time to call the police
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>>34020289
Social media's the ones hating on that shit.
Little sisters need snuggles and kisses.
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>>34020744
>that pic
Sorry lil sis, but I don't want to go to jail
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>>34022102
but she's cold and needs your body heat
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>>34020756
Come on, pinkie just give her the courage.
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She’s your rival, and your sister
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>>34023496
>Good job Ahnon, you're strong!
>Oh my, looks like ahm outta pokebucks, silly me!
>How can ah ever pay you?
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Update probably tonight. The Sweetie story’s not done yet, and I’d really like to do the whole thing at once, but I can post it too if you don’t mind waiting a bit for the actual lewd.
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>>34024026
Take your time.
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>>34023923
GIVE ME YOUR HAT!
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>>34024026
you know I love delayed gratification
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>>34022189
>>34023923
Do you get your ideas from cringy hentai comics or something?
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>>34024507
>It's finally time
>Years of hentai and replaying Persona 5 have led up to this moment
>You're finally going to confess your forbidden feelings to your sister
>You will ooze with confidence and drop the perfect line at every moment until yoi finally seduce her, slowly removing her clothes and leading her to the bed, where you will finally make her yours and yours only
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>>34024507
>that's actually the only references she has available
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https://pastebin.com/sRPmcXew

yes, I know the changing bin is annoying, but this whole project is sitting at over 400kB, and pastebin /literally/ will not sell me a PRO account so I can bundle it all into one for convenience.

>Ten days of droning clockwork pass, mornings of channel surfing and fighting with your doctor to let you walk shifting into evenings filled with company.
>You weren’t expecting such a level of attention, but your girls made it a point to show up as early as they can, often ending in Sonata falling asleep on you as the other two discuss school.
>And your boss made sure to always show up before for some time alone.
>”Hey, big man,” the taller woman sings as her heels clack against the tiling, sauntering to your side. “Doc says you’re getting out in a few days, right?”
“Supposedly,” you roll your eyes as you set down your water mug, wiping your mouth roughly as she leans down to kiss you. “Don’t know anything, for sure, though. Arm’s definitely out of commission for a while, given the three break points.”
>”Yeesh. They still not letting you walk around any?”
“Oh, hell no. I think it’s Remedy just being a pain since I “flaunt patient etiquette” or some other nonsense.”
>You sigh through your nose before a familiar weight rests itself on top of your head.
“Get your tits off me, Celly.”
>”Aw, you don’t like it?” she pouts. “You didn’t seem to mind the past week or so. Are you frustrated?”
“I need you to be serious here. I need your help.”
>”...With what?” she blinks in confusion.
“Flash woke up last night.”
>The sparkling, mischievous grin on her face fades.
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>>34025584
“Kid’s pretty messed up,” you keep going. “Still in the full body cast, and he can’t even eat on his own. They’ve got him laid up as best they can, but he can’t take any real painkillers while his body’s so weak.”
>”What do you need?” she asks, her boss voice in full swing as she crosses her arms.
“I want to talk to him, and I want you to be there. He must feel like he’s hit rock bottom right now.”
>”You’re really not upset with him?”
>You take a moment to breathe.
“I don’t think he’d ever expect something like this to happen. I got to read the accident report - his brakes got shredded by road debris. We’re both lucky to still be here, honestly.”
>She stares at you, unflinching, before slowly nodding.
“Doc’ll demand I use a wheelchair. You wanna let her know-“
>”UNCLE ANON!”
>A body rockets into the room and onto your body, Sonata’s signature giddy giggling ringing in your ears as she binds your arm with both of hers.
>”Sure, wake up the whole goddamn block,” Adagio snorts as Aria and her follow, inspecting her nails.
>”Language!” Celestia hisses, still firmly planted in her school mood.
>”English,” the eldest niece deadpans as she comes to your good side, leaning over Sonata’s head and kissing you on the cheek. “Feel any better?”
“I should be out of here in a few days,” you inform her, all three of them perking up. “Arm’s still busted up good, but that’s just a matter of time.”
>”That’s good to hear,” Aria softly smiles as she idly rocks back and forth on her feet. “Nothing permanent, right?”
“For the fortieth time, no,” you laugh. “I’ll be fine.”
>You reach out and caress the middle child’s shoulder, sharing the quiet before clearing your throat.
“So, the other guy in the wreck woke up last night. You girls want to meet him?”
>”...Why would I want to do that?” Adagio mutters, a growling edge in her voice that makes you frown.
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>>34025591
“Dagi, please.”
>”He almost killed you,” she glares. “I don’t want to-“
“Adagio.”
>Her words die off at your steel tone as you force yourself into a sitting position.
“His car couldn’t brake, and he did everything he could to slow down before he hit us. He’s eating through a tube right now with all of his limbs broken and bound up, and nobody’s come to see him. He needs a friend.”
>She refuses to look at you as she sighs.
>”I’m sure he didn’t want any of this to happen,” Aria speaks up, hands behind her back. “Maybe we can help him.”
>”HELP him?” the oldest sister balks. “How?”
>”By listening.”
>All of you swivel your heads to Celestia, the towering woman taking a deep breath.
>”Anon’s not asking you to dedicate yourself to him,” she continues, prying at Adagio’s mind expertly. “He just wants you to let go of your anger. It’s tough to not want to find someone to blame for all of this, but it’s not that simple. And it’s not healthy for you to hold onto it.”
>You can see her face shift subtly as a myriad of feelings worms through her head, before she closes her eyes and nods.
>”We’ve got you, sis,” Sonata softly smiles, hugging her.
>”...I know.”
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>The chair underneath you clatters noisily as your boss pushes you into the tight room, the cold aluminum backing causing your neck hair to rise as you look at him.
>What’s easily four times the machines you were hooked up to beep and whir in a hushed cacophony around the teenage boy, as his half-lidded eyes scan the strangers around him.
>”Can you hear me, Flash?” Celestia whispers as she leaves you, squatting down beside his bed. “It’s your principal, Celestia.”
>The boy wearily turns his head ever so slightly towards her, unable to even groan.
>”He’s aware of you,” Redheart days from behind you all. “But don’t think he can chat. His jaw’s still wired up.”
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>>34025598
>The stale air pulls down on all of you as his labored breathing fills the room, one of the machines’ droning picking up for a moment before steadying.
>”We were all worried about you, Flash,” Celestia croons with a glowing smile. “But we’re really happy that you’re doing so well. I’m sure you’ll be out of here in no time.”
>Your girls all give grins of varying awkwardness as they stand to your right, trying as best they can.
>”You don’t have to worry about school - we’ll make sure you catch up as fast and as well as we can. I’ll even assign you a remedial tutor so you have one-on-one help,” she tries to continue, despite his barren, hollow stare.
>She looks over at you as if asking for help, lips tight as a minute of choking quiet follows.
>...Well, if that’s it-“ Redheart starts.
“Boy.”
>Your rumbling timbre cuts her off as the mummified teen weakly moves his eyes to meet yours.
“I know what you’re feeling.”
>All your nerves scream inside you, and fall silent as you collect your mind, a composed, simmering anger flowing through them.
“Your band split up. Your girlfriend broke it off with you. The football team’s lost every game this season. And now, your car’s totaled, and you’re wrapped up like a corpse, stuck here.”
>You can see your words pierce him as he shuts his eyes.
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>>34025601
“From where you are, it must seem like the end of an eighteen-carat run of nothing but bad luck,” you continue. “Maybe you think you fucked up somewhere. Maybe you even think the game was rigged from the start.”
>Redheart doesn’t bother to scold you as you stand, looming over his bedside as your stare drills into his very soul.
“Life has a funny way of making you feel like shit sometimes. Trust me. But that’s not how it works.”
>You look over at your girls.
“Tear my shirt back.”
>”W-What-“
“Do it.”
>Aria merely swallows and reaches up to your back collar, prying and puncturing with her nails until the fabric rips and opens.
>Everyone soaks in the sight of your tattoo as you turn your back to Flash, the silver hound on your skin baring his teeth and claws in a feral snarl, as he readies to pounce.
“The game of life’s not like boxing,” you say, throat dry, voice deep and crackling. “The man who gets beat down, who gets bloodied and bruised - he’s not the loser.”
>You look over your shoulder at the boy.
“The guy who can’t tough it out to the end, he’s the one who loses.”
>Static charges the air around you as your brow furrows, free hand tightening into a fist.
“A tattoo’s nothing to me,” you growl. “Broken arm? A concussion? Couldn’t give less of a fuck. Long as I’m breathing, I’ll keep getting off the ground, no matter how bloody it is, or whoever put me there to start. Why?”
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>>34025605
>Nobody dares to answer you, all of them having backed up to the wall away from you.
“There are no K.O.s in life, boy,” you finish. “Remember that.”
>Through the haze, through the mute and powerful intensity of your stare, you see something in his eyes come alight.
“I’ll be waiting for you on the outside.”
>And with that, you leave, not bothering to sit back down in the wheelchair as Redheart steps aside, your ruined shirt flapping behind you as you reach up and yank the rest off, the garment falling to the floor.
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>Two days later, you're nearly throwing yourself out of the car onto the pavement of your driveway as Hyun's truck ferries you up to the garage, killing the engine and watching to make sure you're steady.
>Your lawn's a tad overgrown, but you can deal with that later as Aria and Sonata stand on either side of you, helping you to the front porch and up the three stairs.
“I’ve missed you, door.”
>Hyun bites her tongue at your blissful expression as you caress the wooden entrance to your home, backing up to let her turn the key and slip inside.
>"We tried to keep everything in order," Adagio says as she follows the lot of you, taking seats on the couch and loveseat in the living room, your bulk accidentally sitting on her hair.
"Whoops," you chuckle, her sardonic frown adorable as she pouts and leans against you.
>"We couldn't figure out how to get the furnace filter changed, though," Sonata sheepishly admits on your other side, scratching her head. "That's not gonna cause any problems, right?"
“I’ll show you,” you brush it off. “Don’t mean to be pushy, but do we have anything in the fridge? I’m starving.”
>”They’ve been eating at my place,” Hyun informs you. “Getting them to and from school made it kinda necessary, given how late I get home.”
“What do I owe you for the food?”
>”Seriously?” she scoffs. “You’ve got enough to worry about already. Just let it be.”
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>>34025607
>You don’t have time to thank her as she gets up, slings her purse over one shoulder, and steps out.
>”I’ll call you tomorrow,” she says as the door closes.
>”...Well then, I’m gonna get changed, and then see if I can cobble something together,” Adagio briskly says as she gets up. “Sonata, you get the laundry going. Aria, I need you to tidy up the bathroom.”
“I’ll help you get set-“
>”No no no, you aren’t,” she cuts you off, pushing you back onto the couch. “I don’t trust those muscle relaxers the doc put you on for a minute. You stay put.”
>You’re left alone as all three of them trot upstairs.
<><><>
“Breathe, Aria. We’ve got this.”
>The middle child shakily exhales as you close the bedroom door behind you, Sonata already unbuttoning her shirt.
>”Chill, girl. He already thinks you’re cute. Just gotta lay it on a little thicker,” she giggles. “I know I will.”
“Keep it in your pants, shrimp,” you roll your eyes. “We still have no idea if your little harebrained strategy’s gonna do anything.”
>”Oh, are you and your mosquito bites jealous?” she grins as she hoists her chest up, tongue stuck out at you.
“S-Shut up!”
>Aria bites her tongue with a smile at your furious blush as you hurriedly undress, reaching under the bed and pulling out a plastic bag.
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>”You had the runners, right Ari?” Sonata asks, pulling a pair of scandalously high-up teal jogging shorts, barely any legging to be found.
>”Mm-hmm,” she murmurs, taking the garment and slipping into it, shivering. “Cold already.”
“I’ve got some leggings you can use in my top drawer,” you inform her as you rip open the package of tank tops, six bundles of multicolored cloth falling onto the bed.
>”Dibs on the black one!” Sonata shouts, scratching her head sheepishly as you shush her.
“You want him to run up here?” you hiss. “And where are the jeans?”
>”I went ahead and washed them,” Aria pipes up. “They should be in your dresser.”
>You dash over and pull open the bottom drawer, pink creeping into your cheeks as you look at them.
“I can’t believe I’m doing this,” you groan as you lay back on the bed, slipping your legs into the denim, pulling it up and hitching.
>”Need a little help?” Sonata asks.
“I can... get it,” you struggle out as you fight to get the waistband over your rear, eventually managing to hike it up to your hips.
>”God, you’re stubborn,” your little sister snorts, taking hold of the back and yanking hard, forcing a yelp out of you as they slide up to your waist.
“Why you little-“ you growl before stopping yourself.
>”Hey, it worked, didn’t it? Come on, get a top on! We can’t wait all day!” Sonata bags as she tugs the black one over her head.
>You scowl and comply, taking a green one and dressing your top half, shuffling a bit to get your hair through the neckhole.
>”...Can you even walk in those?” Aria cringes as you turn around, your gait tight and strict.
“I’ll break them in,” you wheeze. “This is why I sprung for the U-cut.”
>You look back at yourself in the mirror, inspecting the fabric.
“Not a bad look, though.”
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>>34025619
>”I’ll say,” Sonata comments, laughing at your yip as she pinches one of your cheeks. “I’m not feeling this, though.”
>Her skirt stands out like a sore thumb against the cheap, casual look of the tank top.
>”Maybe some loose shorts?” Aria suggests.
>”I threw mine out. Old and ratty and whatnot,” she shrugs. “And these bra straps look so trashy, now that I think about it.”
“Oh, so NOW you’re thinking about this,” you drawl. “I should’ve known better than to trust you on-“
>”Idea!”
>Her blurted word leaves you hanging as she flings open the door and skips down the hallway, returning not a minute later clutching a piece of cloth.
>”...Ah,” Aria utters as Sonata pulls your uncle’s boxers over her panties, the loose piece barely holding to her hips.
“Oh good Lord.”
>”Aaaand I don’t think I’ll need this,” the youngest chirps as she reaches inside her shirt, pulling her bra out and tossing it on the bed. “You think he’ll see my nipples like this?”
“Yes, you twit.”
>”Nice,” she smiles. “You girls ready?”
>”I’m not sure about these socks, Dagi,” Aria blushes as she looks at her legs. “Aren’t these kinda... lewd?”
“You look fine,” you gripe, a vein pressing up on your forehead. “Thigh-highs are perfectly fine. Now, are we done playing dress-up, or do I-“
>”Girls?” Anon’s voice bellows up from downstairs. “Everything okay up there? It’s awfully quiet.”
>”Girl stuff! We’ll be down in a minute!” Sonata shouts back.
>”Aight!”
>”Ready to knock him out?” she grins at you and Aria.”
>You pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh.
“Why do I keep letting you have ideas?”
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>Your gut bubbles and troubles inside of you as you intently stare at the staircase.
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>>34025624
“Did they really let that much laundry pile up?” you grumble under your breath. “Swear to God, the moment I’m not looking...”
>Clicking your tongue, you move to try and get up, stopped by the pattering of bare feet against the stairs as they scurry back down, splintering off as they hit the landing.
“Hmm. Pretty fast cleaners, aren’t ya?” you muse to Aria as she sits down next to you.
>”Adagio helped me,” she responds, not looking you in the eye. “She’s getting dinner ready now.”
“And why aren’t you helping her?” you pry, her body language a dead giveaway for some sort of secret. “Seems rather rude of you.”
>”...I’d get in the way,” she mutters. “I don’t know anything about cooking.”
“After all the times I’ve made dinner, you never picked anything up?”
>She shakes her head vigorously.
“...Look, Aria. What’s going on? You’re obviously hiding something.”
>Her anxiety is almost tangible as she hunkers down, shoulders taut and hands clasped.
“What did I say about honesty?”
>You grunt as she suddenly throws herself onto you, narrowly managing to keep your left side from slamming against the armrest as she wraps both arms around you, eyes moist.
>”I... I was scared,” she confesses, head buried in your chest. “I tried to keep quiet, but seeing you like this is...”
>You hear her gulp as she looks up as you.
>”Can I just stay here? I... please?”
>Wordlessly, you reach out and pull your throw blanket off the back of the couch, draping it over the two of you as you grasp the small of her back gently.
“Next time you wanna cuddle, just ask, sweet pea,” you tease. “I don’t mind one bit.”
>She doesn’t respond, eyes closed as her hands come to rest on your sides, sighing in relief.
>You watch her body slowly unwind over the next few minutes, rubbing her shoulder as you look over her outfit.
“Did you get new clothes?”
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>>34025634
>”U-Um, yeah,” she responds, blushing slightly. “All of us put what didn’t fit anymore in one big bag and left it at the local shelter. We needed some new stuff afterwards.”
“They look nice. I really like the stockings,” you compliment her, giggling as her ears turn scarlet. “I’m happy to see you not wearing jeans every day.”
>Mortified, she tries to look away from you, only for your hand to come up to the back of her neck and start tickling her.
>”Hey! Cut it- cut it ouuu-“ she stammers before collapsing into a giggling fit, halfheartedly batting your fingers away even as she moves higher up on you, almost sitting in your lap.
“I didn’t even know you were ticklish,” you grin. “This gives me... ideas.”
>You let up on the assault to give her time to breathe, laughing as she painlessly smacks your chest in annoyance.
>”...I’m just glad you’re home now,” she sighs, kissing your cheek and tucking her head beneath yours.
“Me too. Hey, you down for some-“
>The words die halfway as you realize your current impediment’s consequences.
>”We can’t really do any Kekken, can we?” she chuckles. “It’s okay, we can just watch TV or something.”
“Good luck finding the remote,” you scoff. “Tiny bloody thing wanders off on its own al-MMMMMMMPH!”
>”You doing okay, Uncle Nonny?” Sonata chimes as she appears seemingly out of nowhere, two hands clasping your head and ramming it firmly into her chest. “Those pills Doc gave ya aren’t doing anything weird, right?”
“MMMMMMMMMMPH-“
>”Oh, I can’t tell you how lonely it’s been with you gone!” she bemoans, rocking from side to side. “It’s too quiet, it’s too stale, the bed is so cold - it’s just been awful!”
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>>34025637
>Your hand blindly reaches up, desperate for some sort of leverage to escape your dark, pillowy prison, and grabs hold of something soft.
>Very soft.
>A low moan escapes her, and you finally wrench your head free, immediately breaking down.
“I am SO sorry, Sonata!” you yell. “I didn’t mean-“
>”Oh quit yer worrying,” she laughs. “They’re just boobs.”
>The guilty half-chub in your pants says otherwise as you look at her, her nipples clearly visible through the thin cloth of her tank top as she idly twirls her hair.
>”Like the new threads?” she smiles, spinning on one foot for you. “We just wanted something simple for around the house since all our old tops were, well, old and whatnot.”
“Wait, are those my boxers?”
>”Uh, yeah! They’re super comfy, and you’ve got like 15 pairs. Thought I could save some money like you always keep yammerin’ on about, you know?”
“And I didn’t need to know about you pilfering my drawers?” you sternly ask.
>”I like, just told you,” she replies. “You wouldn’t want this cute lil’ tush getting cold, would you?”
>Wiggling her rear at you, you roll your eyes as she snickers.
“Where did you girls even get money for clothes?” you press.
>”I got it.”
>You look over to see Adagio in the foyer, arms crossed.
>”I’ve been doing some tutoring during free periods for students,” she explains. “It helped me keep busy during all of this.”
“You know charging for that’s grounds for suspension, right?”
>”...No, actually,” she mutters. “Either way, it’s fine now. You holding up okay?”
“For the forth-third time, YES,” you groan. “Just, please tell me next time!”
>”What, I just made a little money, that’s all,” she shrugs.
“And it was ONLY through tutoring?” you grill her. “Nothing else at all?”
>She glares at you for a moment before picking up the implication, her face softening as she approaches you.
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>>34025640
>”It was only the tutoring,” she repeats back to you. “Nothing shady.”
"If you're lying to me-"
>"I've been with Hyun or at school every day for almost three weeks," she cuts you off, unfolding her arms. "You really think she wouldn't catch on if I was getting into trouble?"
>You force yourself to chill out, lest your grip end up hurting Aria as she clings to you, idly humming.
"I have to be sure, Adagio," you breathe. "I know you understand the feeling."
>"You... yeah, I guess I do," she admits. "You wanna call her?"
"No," you choke out after a moment. "After all this, I think you deserve some trust."
>Part of you is screaming, but the small smile she gives you helps you tamp that voice down.
>"Help him up," Adagio commands. "I need his taste buds."
>A grunt escapes you as Aria slides off your lap and offers a hand, dizzy as her and Sonata pull you off the sofa and steady you.
>You don't see Sonata mouthing something to Adagio, before she stops and looks back to you, cheeks red.
>"Can I ask you a weird question, Anon?" she asks.
"Um, I guess?"
>"Do... Do these jeans make me look weird?"
>A bead of sweat immediately pops out of your forehead as you slowly look down, her hips twisting slightly.
"Do those even fit?" you murmur, not entirely aware of your own words.
>"I'm breaking them in," she nonchalantly replies, putting a hand on her rear and bending over slightly. "They didn't quite have my size, so I'm making it work."
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>>34025642
>Her words are a colossal understatement as you dig your nails into your palms, her rear practically bursting out of the denim as she pinches and pulls here and there, shifting cloth and flesh alike.
"I don't see any strained seams or bunching," you try to respond.
>"Good. I wanted to get a second set of eyes on it-THEM," she blurts.
>As she briskly walks away, you look to the other two for some sort of clarity, thoroughly frazzled.
>"I don't think she's used to wearing a designer brand," Aria pipes up with a shrug. "She's always been self-conscious about this kind of stuff."
>You shake your head in a vain attempt to clear it as you enter the kitchen, eyes immediately locking back onto Adagio as she stirs some unknown liquid in a pot.
>"You okay, Uncle Anon?" you seem distracted," Sonata prods you.
"I, uh, I'm just kinda getting used to being back in the house again, that's all," you play it off, even as you ogle your niece.
>"Ah, I get ya. You want your usual seat?"
>She doesn't let you answer as she pushes you into the head seat with a hand, smiling intently at you.
>"God, you're tense. I can feel it just from a touch. Was the hospital bed really that bad?"
"It wasn't exactly a luxury," you chuckle.
>"...Ooh, I know! Lean over!"
>You give her a quizzical look before complying, bending over a little and shivering as her cool fingers press into your back, kneading and sliding.
>"I'm not really an expert, but you've got some really bad knots," she comments. "Here, turn. I can't really get a good angle from here."
>Rotating yourself in the chair, Sonata puts her hands on your shoulders, now inches from you as she digs in, her breasts pressed against you fully.
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>>34025643
>"You're so big," she croons, as you become uncomfortably aware of the weight on your back. "And rock-hard, too. I don't think I've ever seen you work out before, either. What are you doing?"
"A lot of pushups and squats," you reply, trying to concentrate on a particular speck in the marbling of the countertop. "It's just maintenance, though. I haven't tried to make any gains in a few years."
>"You think you could show me a few... tips?" she giggles, her breath nearly in your ear.
"S-Sure."
>"Great! Oh, but I'll need a sports bra. Those things are kinda pricey. You don't mind, right?"
"No problem at all."
>Aria looks at the two of you with a blank stare, a hand to her mouth as her saucer-wide eyes blink.
>"Feeling better?" Sonata asks as you roll your good shoulder.
"...Yeah, actually. I was worried you were going to mess up the cast somehow, but I feel pretty spry."
>"Just ask me anytime you need some relief," she purrs, kissing you on the cheek and winking. "Soup ready yet, Dagi?"
>"When one of you quits standing around and starts chopping, it will be!" the eldest sister snaps. "Are you done goofing off yet?"
>Whilst your nieces busy themselves with meal prep, you glance down at your tight trousers and sigh.
>You really need to get out more.

This was weird for me to write. I knew this was going to have to take a sexual turn at some point, but it was a real task to iron out just how to do it without the kind of plot devices or situations that would work well in a short story. Any feedback is welcome - I'm stepping out of my comfort zone more and more. Sweetie's gonna take a few days to edit and finalize, so expect it sometime this weekend, in full. Whichever one of you promised the Ember green in exchange, get ready to pay up.
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>>34025654
You're an inspiration man
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>"Boy."
Also yeesh, didn't think I could feel pity for Captain Waifu-stealer...

>>34025654
Excited for the direction this is heading in, can't wait for more
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>>34025654
Your stories are a suicide fuel, but can't keep myself from more.
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>>34025654
Good stuff here. Nice wrap up of the hospital stay. The talk with Flash was a good opportunity for the girls character development. The girls "sexiness" levels were just right. You did good there. I look forward to the next update.
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>>34024531
Bruh just hold that sperg down resize her holes.
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>>34025654
I am so paranoid at this point about how Hyun is going to react to the incoming lewd incestuous shenanigans.
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>>34026187
I'm equally concerned about flash possibly joining the old gang after seeing anon's tattoo
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>>33986723
I hate you for posting good looking food.
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>>33999110
>Fluffy pits
explain
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>>34009669
No one gives a shit about your shit obsession with rape Faggot.
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>>34014777
That's Faggot, not the quality control guys.
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>>34016332
Kek
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>>34025607
>”I’ll be waiting for you on the outside.”
Is Flash gonna get the 80s training montage treatment from Anon?
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>>34025654
> this whole story about dudes and stuff
> inspirating, slice of life, yada yada
> oooooooh, shit, we were supposed to seduce him, quick, let's ho the clothes up, we've forgot about it for 5-6 updates, better catch up
Every fucking time. Honestly, I'd rather read just the plot without incest part, it doesn't even look like it belongs there anymore.
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>>34027110
>"plot without incest"
Sorta defeats the fucking point of this story being in this thread then, jackass
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>>34026827
Yona has soft tufts under her arms. Probably nice to bury one's face into.
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>>34027300
It already defeated it, you dingus. I am pointing at "real smooth" transitions, if you have problems reading.
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>>34027360
When would've been a better time to seduce Anon for you then: when the girls were adapting back into a normal life, or when he was in a hospital bed? Any sooner or later than those respectively would've just made it feel really rushed. Incase you haven't noticed, a story here can feel like more than just incest for incest smut's sake, probably why it's one of my favorite story to come from this thread currently.
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>>34027372
Anytime it's not a killswitch into a turboslut mode. Simple as that.
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>>34027374
Didn't know stockings, shirts without a bra on, and tight jeans qualified for "turboslut mode", Anon. You poor, innocent Christian boy...
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>>34027344
Hey muskguy, still refuse to shower properly?
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>>34027381
You definitely have a problem reading. Probably remembering further than a few updates too.
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>>34027427
They had a plan on seducing Anon before Celestia for sake of Adagio's affection for him. It's all according the plan, the steps. Nothing "turboslutish".
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>>34027110
>>34027360
>>34027381
If you’ve got any ideas on how to make these kinds of scenes and the general tone work better, I’m more than willing to listen. Like I said before, this is somewhat out of my comfort zone. I actually did try to get the ball rolling earlier, but the thread overwhelmingly pointed out the many flaws it created, so I pulled it back.
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>>34027673
I see the effort, honestly. Problem is, you're too good at comfy stuff and it's your main focus, while lewds are fitted later. You could probably try planning a plot around lewds, this is easier in terms of segways and hinting ahead.
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>>34027691
i like comfylewds.
we need more little sisters falling asleep with their heads on big bro's chest
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>>34027673
Not those Anons. I liked it. I think it fit within the overall narrative. They only just hatched their plans before the accident.
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>>34027887
looks more like I accidentally kicked her turtle
I'm sorry I kicked your turtle, Dashie. I don't think he felt it.
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>>34027691
Could you give a few examples, please? I’m more than familiar with doing that in the context of a short story, but something of this length has me puzzled on how to properly lay those kinds of lanes for further in the story. With all the ideas in my head, I’m afraid I’m not even halfway done. Good thing I’ve got G5 to wait for, I guess.
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>>34027673
>>34027931
Different anon, but I think you're doing just fine so far if you ask me, though I can see where the other anon is coming from a bit in that the lewds could use more focus within the story and be less spaced out in the future. Try to integrate the lewds into the story a bit more, maybe in places like school or out shopping or something. This was a good start though, I like that each of the girls has their own way of getting a rise from Anon that fits their personalities in this story. And for as much as I love Adagio, I think that each girl needs just as much time with Anon, and Adagio tends to get the most important moments to herself.

Whatever you do though, just don't bend over backwards for us and write the story how you want.
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>>34025654
How old are these girls again, SC?
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>>34028064
I think it was mentioned that they're 15 going on 16 soon, since a relationship with Anon would be legal once they hit 16 in the state where they live, or something like that
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>>34028074
nice
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>"I am NOT letting that old whore steal Uncle Anon away! HE'S MINE!"
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>>34028633
Real talk, I don’t see how they’re gonna get Celly out of the picture. She’s got all of them beat in looks, has authority over Anon, and is thirsty as fuck.
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>>34028723
>why not both
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>>34028740
this guy gets it
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>>34028761
Can you imagine the potential cuddle piles?
>Sunday morning
>After a quick breakfast, your girls pile into your king-sized bed for some cartoons
>Adagio latches on to your side, legs grapevined around your thigh, using your shoulder as a head rest as your arm pulls her closer
>Sonata, who's grown a love pair of sweater puppies herself, is using her adoptive mother's supple mounts like a couple of goose down pillows
>Celestia softly giggles as Sonata starts kneading her bosom like a kitten hungry for mommy's milk
>In the middle of it all is Aria, feeling the most comfortable and secure she's ever felt in her entire life, and at the moment she's silently praying to whomever may be listening, "If this a dream, please, oh please, never let me wake up."
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>>34028809
Reminds me of that short harpy green I wrote
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>>34028809
>lovely pair*
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>>34028740
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>>34028809
How in the hell would that ever feasibly happen
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>>34028825
why not? the best incest is shared with a big family.
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>>34028831
>Celly sharing with literal teenagers
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>>34028825
>Guys, how do the fictional stories even work? Like, it's not possible at all! Fantasies? Never heard of it!
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>>34028906
or at least perhaps that anon was fishing for a "walk me through it" ?
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>>34028906
Nigga you still gotta make it believable and good luck with that.
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Here's a teaser for you boys.

>You are Anon and you are trying to sleep.
>Again, like so many other nights lately, you’re still awake.
>Normally the pressures of university life would be weighing on your shoulders, but not tonight.
>No, something else is keeping you awake.
>Worry.
>Not for your studies, you’re doing well in-fact.
>Worry for your sister.
>What’s keeping you awake are the quiet sobs you can hear through your bedroom wall.
>Your older sister Kerfuffle is crying in her room again.
>You feel bad and want to help her.
>Last time it was some asshole who dumped her when he found out about her prosthetic.
>She’s been the backbone of your broken family since the car accident that took your parents and her leg 8 years ago when you were in junior high.
>It hasn’t been easy, but you’ve both grown so close due to necessity, mostly because of her strong will.
>Lately however, she doesn’t seem to be as strong anymore.
“Sis, you awake?” You knock on her door.
>She doesn’t answer immediately but you know she’s wiping her tears and blowing her nose before she opens the door.
>“Oh, Anon,” She sniffles, “What’s up?” Acting as if nothing is wrong, yet her red eyes are a dead give-away.
“I-I heard you crying. Is everything alright?”
>“Yeah it sure is.” She fakes a smile. “I was just watching a sad movie. Sorry if I was too noisy.”
“You sure sis?” Again you press the subject.
>“Yeah don’t worry.” She says with a wave of her hand.
>“I’ll keep the noise down, promise.You should get some sleep, you’ve got classes tomorrow right?”
>She always says ‘don’t worry’ when things are bad, and for a moment you just stand there, looking at her.
>Her eyes avoid yours, occasionally glancing up to see if you are still looking at her.
>A moment passes before you give in.
“Well alright then. Good night sis. Don’t stay up too late either.” You tell her before patting her head.
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>>34028809
My heart boner grew 10 inches this day. Someone call an ambulance, my ribs broke.
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>>34029810
Not sure where this cripple pone came from, but she needs hugs.
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>>34029810
>Posts sweet pony
>Writes about humanized
Booo!
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>>34029810
Bootleg waifu is two blocks down.
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>>34028809
That would be the best end.

>>34029810
She's definitely a top cutie. I look forward to reading what you present.

>>34029892
Indeed.

>>34029898
She's from the "Rainbow Road Trip" TV Special that just aired a couple of weeks ago.
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>>34029958
Oh shut up, someone is going to make a humanised version of her soon enough.
>>34030031
Ah, that explains it, I haven't seen it yet.
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>>34029998
>Bootleg waifu is two blocks down.
Is it between two or more family members?
>"...Yes"
Then it's incest.
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>>34030068
>Is it between two or more family members?
I like your thinking.
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>>34029810
This is cuteness and feels that I can get behind, you planning on doing more?
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>>33979597
Please continue and pastebin this, dude

Can't even find a good Saffron pic to link to this because most humanized/EqG pics of her on Derpi are pure cringe...
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>>34030031
I watched that, I don't remember her, but I sure as hell skimmed it after the setup, so I'm not shocked I missed something.
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>>34029998
Hey that's official character
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new thread?
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New thread when?
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New thread?
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someone make a new thread what



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