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"When was the last time you read a real book anon? You spend all day playing games and wasting time instead of growing your mind--and you think you deserve ME? You think you even have a chance with me?"
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>>33937672
I barely play games. They bore me quickly. You don't know me, purps.
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>>33937672
things TS would never say
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>>33937672

Heh, I believe you'll find I'm actually quite well read, m'lady.
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>>33937672
>tfw read American psycho 2 weeks ago
I knew season 4 and beyond twuggles is carp.
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>>33937672
I read everyday dumb bitch book horse.
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>>33937694
Check if it's a mean log
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>>33937672
Yeah yeah, we get it. You enjoy different mediums of entertainment. At least these games are well written, unlike your entire character arc.
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>>33937672
pones would not be this cunty
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I only read CS books
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>>33937672
Who said anything about being with you? I wanted to leave your crystal shit castle since I came here
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>>33937672
Hah! I finished the Silmarillion for the 5th time after reading the entire LotR trilogy in a day. You wet yet bookhorse?
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>>33937672
Yeah whatever that's nice Twilight but have you seen dash? I promised to get her a copy of the new daring do while i was getting mine.
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>>33937672
>>33937678
I wonder if she knows that anon is the conglomeration of all us in 4chan so in essence anon had read multiple times more books than twilight will ever read in her lifetime.
ergo anon playing videogames to pass time is something.
if anything purple sperg will need to bring her A game if she ever want to be a mere weakling challenger.
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>>33937882
A log. With a hole.
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>>33937672
I have no shame in admitting that I don't read books and I don't believe that reading books places you an intelectual level above everyone else. Bookfags really need to get off their high horse.
Besides, like I had any interest in fucking a purple woman.
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>>33937949
seething incel brainlet
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>>33937672
twi i need ur help with programming please i'll do anything, i will even suck ur marecock if u help me.
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>>33937672
Who says that I wanted you?
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>>33937672
>When was the last time you read a real book
Today, you purple asshole get off my back.
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>>33937949
brainlet desu
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>>33937906
>Not reading Rainbow,png
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>>33937960
Maybe you two should get together
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>>33937949
>high HORSE

Pfffffffttttttttt
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>>33938072

Good.
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>>33938062
But i don't read books REEEEEEEE
I want to be spoonfed.
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>>33937672
"Deserve" is a huge red flag when talking to women. Every human deserves love, every man deserves a woman, every woman deserves a man. It's a human right as the UN has declared. However, it's about doing something to get into a relationship into one.
In the past the vocabulary of "deserving" was one defining factor of psychopathy. People were exclusively judged by usefulness by them and I hardly think they changed.
It's even more of a red flag when a pony says something as pathetic as that. Fathers used to teach that their sons.
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>>33938131
Nobody deserves anything except for basic human rights. The right to speak and the right to live, for example.

Everything else is earned.
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>>33938160
What is guaranteed and what is earned? The UN has taken the philosophy that if humans need human companionship to be healthy and even not die prematurely they are deserving of friendship, love, and procreation. The only counter is that "you have to earn it." China of course says no to all.
Ponies might be a bit more extreme in the companionship deal.
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>>33937890
DYEWTS?
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>>33938160
Why is that deserved?
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>>33937672

Show me Twilight, we can read together....
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>>33938201
Because without it, you'll end up on a forum talking about having sex with horses from a kids cartoon
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>>33938160
>The right to speak and the right to live
And even that's questionable.
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>>33937672
Ok, Changeling, what have you done with my Sparkle?
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>>33938270
Not as questionable as in the other places of the world, but still.
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>>33937672
Maybe if you weren't such an asshole people would burrow books from your library more often
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>>33937672
Just finished one today ad started another.
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>>33937672
>Have read 12,370,031 words of fiction on FiMFic alone only including stuff that's in my favorites
Gotta count for something, mang. Besides that I really only have a few histories and math textbooks under my belt in the last few years
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>>33937672
I was reading a book earlier today at the librar- oh. Shit. Sorry.
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>>33937672
"read a book"?! whom do you think has been stealing the books from your library
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>>33937672
Shitty prompt. Twilight would never be elitist enough to say something like this.
>>33938131
>every man deserves a woman
Unironically cringe. You can keep them all, thank you very much. I'd rather try to find a mare, even if that involves the risk of never getting one.
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>>33938072
Take her down quick
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>>33937672
twili i have a adiction .
i have to read 5k words a day
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>>33939527
More like 50k.
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>large (42)
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>>33937672
Sunday. The book was Agile Project Management with Kanban.
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>>33937672
yeah fuck you, I finished Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka last week and I'm rereading The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and All Quiet on the Western Front right now
only problem is I have no time to read
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>>33937672
What are you talking about? I read fanfics from fimfiction every day.



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