>>33928318This kirin is selling beer.
>>33928318Literally the most overrated species. They do jack and aren't even cute. Why do people like them again, because they're comfy or some shit?>>33928332And they have pissfag memes to add to that.
>>33929219>aren't cuteEven you have to admit that's bullshit.
>>33928341That better be tee and not coffee, or else!
>>33929249They aren't, all that extra hair in wrong places looks weird and somewhat aggressive. Nothing out-cutes ponies anyway.
What part of the kirins floof is the best? The chestfloof? Maybe the legfloof?
>>33928332is it pee
>>33928318I really like Kirin but am I the only one who finds it Jarring that they have actual hoof art and the ponies don't? The Kirin design feels like a beta test for g5 pony art in some ways.
>>33929454Reminder that there are no male Kirin.
>>33929287I actually agree and it was my first thoughts on seeing their design leaked. I still kinda think they look weird and a bit cluttered, but seeing them move around and do stuff in the episode warmed me up to them quite a bit. The fan art is also pretty good and make it look less jarring. I still don't like their weird red dildo horns though.
I would swallow all of Autumn's vaginal fluids.
>>33929465>actual hoof artHuh?
>>33929495I mean how they draw actual hooves for the kirin instead of stumps like the Pony's have.
>>33929466>Years of self imposed incest ruined their gene.There isn't a masculine kirin just as a feminine kirin because their gene pool became too homogeneous. The only way to find who carries and who takes is by the side floof: female kirin have a small twirl at the side of their heads.
its been 30 mins since ive heard what the kirin is up to
>>33929777They're not up to anything as great as those trips>>33929880heh
>>33928318threadly reminder that this was the only episode from S8 that can compete with the best from S1, S2, S4, S5, and S7
Kirin is glowing.
>>33930784She's just toxic.
the kirin wants to know why you like her floof so much
wwhy kirin is piss. why kirin is piss #italiano
the kirin want you to guess their gender
>>33932195Ok: turn around and spread them.
The GingerAlePlushShop and BurgunzikShop Etsy both have some real nice Kirin.
>>33932277That "boy" is about to become a man.
>>33932195No need to guess. The left is a girl, the right is a boy.It will serve you well to learn the difference. Male and female kirin are sexually dimorphic in four ways:(1) Eyelashes(2) Eyeshadow(3) Whether their mane curls under their ears(4) Whether their "horn arrows" point in opposite directions
The Kirin is pretending not to be impressed by your girth.
>>33932370Man, the porn made with this kirin I still call her Pistachio is great!I headcanon she is one of those quiet nymphos, you know? All quiet and reserved, but the moment you two are in bed you better kiss your cock goodbye.
>>33931887i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
The Kirin noticed you.
>>33932378I can never remember what her tag on derpi is. Cinnamon Cinder and Pistachio were great names.
>>33932402Look at how fluffy these things are. Imagine how comfy it'd be sleeping next to one of them, holy shit.
>>33932378>>33932408She's tagged as Cinder Glow on derpi.I still refuse to call her anything but Cinnamon Cinder. Mahogany Holocaust is also acceptable.
The Kirin is dissin.
>>33932504She is still cute.The naming threads were fun. Her and Melon Pan are the cutest kirin
>>33929497well, the kirin hooves are split too, while the ponies hooves are one piece.
>>33931855Because it's flooooooofy
>>33932504I remember either Cinnamon Cinder or Cinder Glow being first post in her naming thread. That was a good one.
Just edited pic related for use as a mascot.
>>33932370Joke's on her, thats my fetish. I want to fuck the uncured kirin and watch and hear them blush and breath heavily as i pound the ponuts. I want to get them all flustered and pretend they dont like it
Kirin green anyone?
I hope that we'll see at least a kirin cameo in this season.
>>33932391Make sure to stream it
>>33928318WE WEREN'T ALWAYS QQQQUIET
>>33933165You know we won't.
>>33933143Nothing good... to this day. And im too dumb to do it myself
>>33933143Had some ideas, I'm yet to write anything and don't expect anything really desu
>>33932359>Whether their mane curls under their earsThat's a new one. neat
>>33933393>>33933408I could write it
>>33933574the kirin would be pleased
>>33933143I don't have kirin green, but I have green kirin.
>>33932831This and pic related confirm that the only acceptable name is Cinnamon Cinder.
>>33933664Fuck, this one.
>>33933651That’s a dood
Black anon hereI managed to get my hands on some kirin piss.I hope i like it.
>>33933712That's irin piss, they are different.
>>33933715>>33933732>>339337544/10 Tasted more like poison than it did piss.would not recommend even for dwkKirins are still cute though
>>33933787You’ve tasted poison? Dumb ass nigga
>>33933787>>33933712>he thought kirinbeer being piss was a meme
>>33933787>Tastes more like poison than piss.Good to see Japan is still seeking their own self-destruction. [/sarcasm]
>>33933712>>33933787Anonnigga tried it so I didn't have to.Thanks, you spared my tastebuds.
>>33933945only really drinkable asian beer is tsingtao which just so happens to be in a former german colony
>>33934077Germans may brought us nazism, but thank God they also brought us a good lager.
>>33934232Good cars too. Definitely makes up for the horror of...German jokes. [shuddering intensifies]
do kirin have soft puffy ponuts?
>>33934278they have cold and scaly ponuts
>>33934273its something i guess
>>33934273Q: How do you double the value of a Trabant?A: Fill up the gas tank.
>>33934595The Trabant is unironically great though. Equally fuel efficient and less ugly than all those wretched smart cars taking over Berlin.
>>33928318Basically, ponies with dangerous levels of fluff.
>>33934595Do people still call those things Trabbifurz?
>>33934278>>33934284They have a dragon cloaca.
>>33934716>Qilin generally have Chinese dragon-like features. Most notably their heads, eyes with thick eyelashes, manes that always flow upward and beards. The body is fully or partially scaled and often shaped like an ox, deer, or horse. They are always shown with cloven hooves. In modern times, the depictions of qilin have often fused with the Western concept of unicorns.>dragon-like featuresChecks out.
>>33928318>Dust kicks up, as your feet drag along tiredly.>How long have you been walking? When did you even start? Everything is just a massive blur. A tangled mess of incomplete memories, and unknown wounds."W...wat...ter...">You managed to mutter one word, out of your dried voice, before collapsing to the hard, rough ground. >This is the end isn't it? Resigned to die alone out here under, scorching sun, not knowing where you are, or who you are. All alone in the middle of nowhere.>As your vision starts to fade, you can see the dark form of the Pale Rider approaching you. Your time has come."...I..">Your lat words, and your throat is too dry, and hot to utter a sentence.~~~~~>The last thing you remember is darkness. Darkness, and coldness slowly creeping across your body, and a feeling of peace. Not anymore though.>You're just warm, and sore. Like EXTREMELY sore. Merely breathing hurts a ton, and your chest feels like it has 50 pounds sat on it."Mmm..f.">Your eyes flicker open slowly->-To a pair of big green eyes staring back at you.>"Hi!">You strain to make out who is in front of you, but can't quite form an image yet.>"Areyoufinallyawake?You'vebeenasleepforlike,Sevendays!Isatherethewhooooletime,andwatchedyousleep,andplayedSudoku!That'snotcreepyright?Ofcourseitisn't!Iwaswatchingoveryou!Bytheway,whatwereyoudoingintheForest?Youwerealldirty,andcoveredinowies-">So many words..>You begin tp close your eyes again, passing out.>"Awww! Are you going back to sleep? I was hoping to talk more...">The blurry person lifts up what looks like their arm.>"I guess he's really tired. What do you think?">The arm nods in agreement, before exhaustion overtakes you.
>>33934937you have my attention
>>33934937>You don't know how much time has passed since you last awoke, or who that was bombarding you in a word shower.>Hopefully, you'll be able to keep your eyes open long enough to actually see the person who saved you.>Your lids feel weighed down, but your senses are still sharp. At least sharp for a bed-ridden, half-dead man.>A sweet aroma fills the room, and it feels slightly hotter. "Ggnnh...."> Even the act of turning your head is agony personified->Your eyes wden at the sight of a Watermelon with a crudely drawn face, sat atop a stool watching you eeriely."....?">"Soup's oooooon~!">That blurry figure from earlier comes out of the back room with a floating, steaming wooden bowl in tow.>As your eyes start to adjust, they become more pronounced, until you can make them out.>"Oh! You're awake again! I was afraid I was gonna have to feed you in your sleep, like the lat Seventeen times! It's really hard to use a spoon on someone who's out cold, so I had to feed you by mouth-">Is-is that a horse? Wait. What does it mean by "mouth"??>No. Not quite. It has a horn for one, and a mane like a lion...>-And scales..?>You're too tired, and hurt to freak out, and scream, as she gets closer with the bowl of unknown contents.>"Did you keep a good eye on him, Clyde?">She's the addressing the Watermelon.>It says nothing back. Why would it? It's a watermelon.>She hovers the bowl close to your face.>Whatever this concoction is, it's brown, and bubbling. A weird sickly sweet smell comes from it, overwhelming your senses."..Nf!">"You like it? It's made of Manticore Sheddings, Juiper Berries, and Stallions Dock root! It's good for Boo-boos, and Owies! Something, you seem to be covered in. You must of went skinny-dipping in a thorn bush or something!">You look from her eager face to the bowl of steaming...Well...>It's funny she says "Boo-Boo"...>God is smiling upon you, because you start to pass out again.>"Oh noooo! Don't fall asleep now! "
The Kirin are booping each other.
>>33935102>A loud sigh escapes her lips, as her form begins to blur once more.>Before you black out completely, she brings the bowl to her lips.>This slipping in and out of consciousness is getting old you think, as there are times you wake up, and spot the Horse creature watching you from your bedside, and other times it's some random object with a face drawn on it watching from a stool..>Who is this creature, and where are you? Why are you here? Everything hurts so much...>You have so many questions, but all you want to do is sleep...~~~~~>Beautiful humming pierces the tranquility of sleep one morning->Or is it day? You don't know. You're not even sure how much time as passed.>Your eyes don't feel quite so heavy this time around. You'll be able to stay awake this go.>Turning your hed doesn't hurt as much either, and there's no weird face fruits or cans staring at you.>"Hmm hmm hmmm~">You see the Horse ting swinging her head side to side, while she fills out a crossword puzzle.>"9 letter word for an unknown being...">She taps a levitating pen against her mouth, thinking."Hnnn.">"Hnnnn? No that's not long enough...">The Horse-thing double-takes realizing that you're awake, tossing the rolled up paper 'away.>"You're finally up! You were asleep for a LONG time!">She rests her hooves on your arm with a big smile.>"Before you fall asleep again, can you tell me your name? Do you talk? DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND. ME?""Ye...Yes...">She gasps in joy.>"You can talk! This is great! This is the best day ever~!!">She starts to dance in place for a moment.>"So tell me your name! It's John isn't it? Maybe Dennis? I like Malcolm. You seem like a malcolm type to me. Is it malcolm? t's definitely malcolm-">So much talking..."..Do-n't kn...kno...">"You don't know your own name? That's silly. I'll name you then! I'm real good at naming things. Isn't that right guys?">She looks at more random objects with faces.>"They saud "Yes".""Unnnngggh..."
>>33935785Messed up a bit there. I’m sorry. I’m super rusty
>>33935785>>33935102>>33934937good amount of singing and talking but lacks floof and hoofsies
>>33937174give him time
>>33937174Y-you like it?
>>33938286Can I call you Malcolm?
>>33938296But my name isnt malcom
>>33938330haha classic malcolm
>>33938330Malcolm, you’re so goofy.
>>33938330That’s our Malcolm!
>>33938330Oh Malcolm! You’re such a card!
>>33938330Get a load of Malcolm here! What a mensch!
>>33935785Please go on
>>33938330That Malcolm! What a guy!
>>33938330Clean your room Malcom
>>33938330That Malcolm! What a jokester!
>>33938330Who else, but Malcolm?!
Well, that got a bit weird.How about that kirin beer, huh?
>>33939720According to this guy >>33933787, not as tasty.
>>33939959Because it's made by Japs and not real kirins, probably.
muffled sexy krinnoises when?
>>33940841>[ASMR] Kirin Brewery (hoofsteps, muffled whispers, mysterious fluid noises (definitely NOT pee)) 12 HOURS HIGH QUALITY AUDIO
>>33935785Will continue today >tfw no Kirin to nurse you back to health
>>33941141sign me up
the kirin hates ZIGGERS
>>33941141I would unironically listen to this.
>>33942673Do they even know what a zigger is? They been isolated from everything.
>>33942697they've been told stories by applejack
>>33942708And songs too.>Racist barn, racist barn...
>>33943442the signs are all there!
>>33935166such lewd creatures
>>33929465>>33929497kirin are part deer nibbathat's why their hooves are clovenhorse hooves are not cloven, while deer hooves are
>>33944106imagine being an /mlp/ poster and not knowing about even-toed ungulates
The Kirin are joking around.
>>33938330Based and Malcompilled
>>33945221A cute. CUTE.Post your kirinfied poners, anons.
The Kirin knows what you did.
>>33945353itt true, i am 3d printing another starwars helmet even though the franchise is ruined.do you think she will forgive me and still let me touch her floof?
>>33945430this kind of works for the kirinlook but only because the colours lost their brilliance>>33945221>>33945349these two are too bright
>>33945489kirins have bright colors toolook at autumn blaze
>>33945496they still look more "earthy" if you know what i mean. i just think that kirincolours are washed out earthtones that makes it easier for them to hide. even autumn blaze still looks like she can hide in shrubbery
>>33945377>is ruinedThe second one was the last good Star Wars movie.
>>33945644The original trilogy is the only good saga.
>>33946771The only good movie is Episode 4
>>33945644>>33946771>>33946847>ow the edgei like 1-6 desu. yes 1-3 are kinda bad but still watchable. of the stuff that came after it, only rogue one was watchablemaybe i should model and print a kirinhorn after this
Someone post some Kirin dock asap!
>>33929492she needs to go poopy
>>33946853Good opinion on SW.>>33946900But they don't have docks...or they do???
here's some good kirin for ya
>>33946906Their docks are just much much longer than ponies.
>>33946906Of course they don't. They live on the mountain, not at the sea coast.
The Kirin is too cool for school.
>>33946930I wanna sneak out of school to drink water with that Kirin
The Kirin are arguing
>>33947604Then they need some EQUALITY
>>33946930Cool Melon Pan, bringing the cool stuff!
>>33947604who gave them twitter
>>33947620They don't have Cutie Marks; they're already equal.
>>33946915Welp, for me it's unusual to accept that but in the end, you are right.>>33946918>gif
>>33947677Why does every fan named pony, creature, etc have to be named after a food or spice? God bronies are such uncreative morons
>>33948458Because ponies and kirin are fucking sweet, you nerd
>>33948458A third of the M6 are named after foods so it's not exactly unprecedented.
>>33948482Can I call you “fudgepacker browniebrap” then?
>>33945353>The Kirin knows what you didAnd wants to watch me do it again.
>>33948458because fuck you, that's whyif it pisses you off so bad, come up with your own names
>>33948751I’m guessing you were named by a group of random strangers and not your parents Cheetodust Dewbaby?
>>33948759oh gods, it's you again, isn't it?the faggot who shat up the neetpone thread because someone posted a thing you disagreed with?
I want to pull on the kirins tail!
>>33948495No.But I'm keeping the words "fudge" and "brownie".If I ever get to do an OC, I'll name it "fudge brownie", and he will make chocolate.
The Kirin heard you wont be coming to their Kirin party.
The Kirin in painting.
>>33948964i want to hug them :^(
>>33949488Pistachio is really skilled.
>>33949980that isn't her nameit's Cinder Glow
>>33949980>>33950069i dont care what her name is, she has a well shaped rump
>>33949980>>33950069>>33950091Her name is obviously Brown Kirin.
>>33950090Every kirin does have a well shaped flank.
>>33950091her canon name is Cinder Glowbut if it makes you happy, we'll just assume her nickname is Pistachio
>>33934273>German jokesYou know this is illegal in germany right?
>>33950184That's mean.Why can't they make joke about themselves? Some tongue-in-cheek humour is good for the soul.
The Kirin are playing charades.
>>33950665Uhh..betel..betel breakfast?betel drink? betel water?II don't uh
The Kirin are the most adorable thing to happen to the show.
>>33950665look at those tiny hoofsies!
>>33948772Just like 90% of the basement dwellers here.
>>33951344>when you're so fat you account for 90% of posters herelol fuck, dude
>>33948964what do the kirin do at the kirin party?
>>33952482THEY ARE GETTING FASTER!
>>33952482Imagine all of them working your shaft
>>33952670wrong thread, nibbabat thread's that-a-way
>>33928318In the name of
>>33952670They can set themselves on fire. Coal dust and fire do not mix.
>>33932663She is Pistachio Brownie
>>33952482god that's cute
Tall kirin coming through, step aside or be trampled.
>>33953966she looks too calm and collected to trample anyway. would pet her tho
>>33952815i mean, bats are hot but kirin are on fire :^)
The kirin wants to play.
heavy kirin breathing ASMR when?
>>33955306>tfw no kirin to cuddle all day with next to a fan
BECAUSE RAINBOWS WON'T LIGHT UP THE SKY UNLESS YOU LET IT RAIN~That verse from the kirin song has stuck with me and I've been waiting for an appropriate moment to say that in everyday conversation with non-MLP people
>>33954821Imagine shearing off all of their fluff and knitting a thick, warm pair of socks. Kirin Socks®: Better Than Shitty Wool™
>>33956145but the kirin do not want to be sheared
The Kirin is being assaulted!
>>33956159>>33956255You've heard of down jackets. Imagine: Kirin fluff jackets. Half the weight of goose down, twice the insulation capabilities.
>>33956285The problem with down isn't that it's heavy or lacks insulating power, it's that it doesn't fucking work when it gets even slightly wet and it leaks everywhere if any of your baffles has even the tiniest hole in it (which happens a lot because 90% of down jacket designers are autistically focused on weight savings above all other concerns, including durability)
>>33956309Let's pretend that Kirin fluff has hydrophobic properties. I just want to envelope myself in their warm, toasty fluff :^)
>>33956109>BECAUSE RAINBOWS WON'T LIGHT UP THE SKY UNLESS YOU LET IT RAIN~*FÖR REGNBÅGEN FINNS INTE TILL UTAN EN GNUTTA REGN~ftfy
>>33956546Daily reminder that Kirin are proud Americans.
The Kirin is bullying.
>>33956407It's like wool but it's magically warm-unto-itself unlike any other material.If it's naturally hydrophobic, too, then it'd be ideal for the coziest sweater you've ever worn - the perfect answer to cold, damp, miserable days when you just want to stay home in bed.
>>33956747>TURN AROUND AN SAY IT AGAIN>TURN AROUND AN SAY IT AGAIN!
>>33933787Don't know what's up with yours but we got Kirin on tap and it tastes great
>>33956255>tfw no freshly-shorn kirin to molest
>>33956570just went to my local Ikea to buy a lamp and didnt see any kirin :^(
Someone stole the Kirin's horn!
>>33958172did you check the meatball freezer
>>33958930not really. where else can i usually find them?
>>33958802Are there Earth Kirin? Maybe an inferior caste to horned Kirin? Would still cuddle, because floof.A pity we'll never seen them in the show again.
>>33958172I'll check mine. I need a new desk chair.
>>33958802There's probably a stream of dehorning too.
>>3395880210/10 would snuggle.
"So I came here but left the couch alone, they're hard to move." ~Autumn Blaze
>>33958802She's actually cuter like this desu.
>>33960618No one wants it
>>33956747>STAY BACK! STAY BACK!!!! WE WILL PROTECT OURSELVES!!!!
>>33960709>not wanting it
I want to pick up a kirin and pet her against her will!
Kirin salutes you.
>>33961335I want to force a kirin to watch Netflix with me. I would hold her like she's a lap cat. Too bad they're not real.
This Kirin sees your cookies.
>>33961741The GingerAlePlushShop and BurgunzikShop both have Kirin plushies up for sale on Etsy currently! Don't let your dreams be dreams!
>>33962217I should get some cookies.
>>33956546My only contact with the Swedish language being Raubtier songs, I can't help but read that in Pär Hulkoffs voice
i want to peek under the kirins dress!
>>33964804>hole to mount a saddle without messing up the dressWhat a lewd kirin.
>>33964871>she will never sit on your lap, facing you>you will never slowly snake your arms aroudn her, under her dress>you will never hear and feel her breathing speed upit hurts
The Kirin is appalled
>>33965326>the kirin is impaled
>>33965791>no hearteyeswhy do you lie?
>>33966571>no earthtone colours>not even a kirin yikes
The Kirin are ostracizing
>>33967209just look at those rumps!
>>33967209lol what are they gonna do, give her the silent treatment?
The Kirin are shocked
>>33967612the kirin are quick to recognize lewdness
>>33967452they're gonna head tilt the fuck out of her
A kirin’s ass is highly desirable.
The kirin is mirin
>>33967612their horns are glowing different colors, we know blue means that they are casting magic, but what does white,yellow or orange mean? Are they like mood rings?
>>33968101Do not lewd the Kirin.
>>33968996My theory is the Kirin use their horns to signal others how upset they are. Blue= Calm, using magicYellow= Shock or Fear, you have spooked the kirin Orange=Shocked and Angry, like you watched someone kick your dog or something. Do not provoke the kirin further Red=About to turn Into a Nirik, you should probably stay backBluish white/white= they are angry but are holding it in so they don’t burn their house downPink= time for sex
The Kirin is happy you showed up
>>33970886Running a trade caravan between their village and some Equestrian towns would be great. Not only could you make a pretty penny, but you'd get to see the these qts every few weeks.
>>33970921In the Gameloft game you can get the Kirin market, where they sell Dragon apples.That could be a sweet trade.
>>33970921they wuld propably also be happy to see you as you bring them goods they normally dont have. a kirincuddlepile doesnt sound impossible to me as a thank you for your servives
>>33970963>the kirin is selling "dragon apple cider">it's definitely not spicy pee
>>33971657Are you okay, anon?
>>33971667I need it. I need that hot, spicy kirin pee.
>>33971741Probably a mobile poster.
>>33968696>"Wow, Anon, looks like all that kirin beer you've been drinking has unlocked your potential for ALL KINDS OF GAINS!"
Kirin is Kilin.
>>33967650You know, I bet they'd actually be pretty slow on the uptakeThey seem quite sheltered.
>>33973555kirin is bleppin
The Kirin is flirting.
>>33973831why the shit beer?
>>33974738Piss not shit
>>33974745the kirin is selling chocolate
>>33975439DON'T!I had enough with the waterfucks, don't bring the scatfags.
>>33975550At this point, what difference does it make?
>>33975556Miss me with your literal shit fetish you disgusting sick fuck. Fuck off back to >>>/trash/ where you belong.
the kirin and the nirik are spitroasting a girafarig
>>33974745Why not both?
do kirin only wear chinkclothes?
>>33977629Sounds good to me.
The Kirin is enjoying hands
>>33977629someone draw a kirin in a Chairman Mao suit
>>33978476>catsized kirinwhere can i buy one?
>>33978476I want to give Cinnamon all the back scritches
The fuckII don'-, I'm not good at charades, fuckuh tu speaka?sprechen sie deutsch?ching chong nip nong?
>>33979435Please don't over saturate the kirin's palette.
>>33979435>hey. sprechen sie talk?
>>33979536i kinda like those colours tbqh
>>33979799see what you did? you made the kirin "play the organ"i hope you are happy now