>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anonymous, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been seven years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you, wonderful human being, you. Also, try to have good grammar, competent writing skills, poor standards and questionable life choices.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e (embed)Driverbang's Writing Guide -- http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS (embed)Navarone's Writing Rules -- http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3 (embed)For additional information, visit the /Writefags' Guild/ for help and feedback on your works.////Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy (embed)FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy (embed)Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/Previous: >>33781125
>>33923222>"Come on Anon, doesn't watching the horses in heat do anything to you? We can do it like the mammals on the discovery channel...if that's okay with you"Check em
The ultimate teamup.
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
>>33923242>"Anon! Anon!">You hear a familiar voice. The one that always wakes you up at the crack of dawn.>Anon, open the door!>You open the door. Of course, it's Fluttershy. You can only tell because of her voice. What the fuck happened?>"Anon, I had twilight work a spell to make me look like a human! Are humans your fetish?">Well, that answers that.>She turns around and bends over, wiggling her ass at you."Fluttershy, what the fuck? No hooves? You fucking sicken me. Get the fuck out of my house">"Anon, you're sure? Really? I look a lot more like you now!""Fluttershy, you'll never guess my fetish. Begone from this place and never return!">You don't know why you bother. She always does.>You slam the door on her face. Lucky you that Fluttershy seems to go to the most exotic extremes in her fetish guessing.>If she found out you just simply a horsefucker, you know you'd inevitably end up>Fucking Fluttershy
Threads last so long that sometimes it's hard to say goodbye to the old ones.
>>33923396I never asked for these feels.
>>33923465It’s weird to say but you aren’t wrong.
>>33923396And after all that time she had to spend convincing Twilight to help her.
>>33923222>"Fluttershy, aren't you a lucid dreamer?">"What does that have to do with anything?"
Im the retard who was posting the candy the Peetzer rapist story in the NEET thread. If any of y'all are still interested I updated it and have a pastebin now, or just tell me to fuck off either one is fine.https://pastebin.com/RrjtPVg1
>>33923222Checked.Seeing things in her dreams, is she?>https://pastebin.com/Nc6Fivi2
>>33925596Glad to see you back I was a little worried you’d just disappear.
>>33925596Okay, consider me intrigued.
>>33926720>>33927359>Celestia has the best HMD research facility in Equus>Naturally befitting a princess, it boasts the best testing and replicating programs anywhere seen>Fluttershy is led out after failing to break in on a weekly basis
>>33927395I would read a story about that.
>>33927359What does the "fight" option do?
>>33927531If you get his health low enough, you can overpower and rape Anon
>>33927531Well, he did call her "fat".Guess she decided on an ass-whoopin'.
>>33927531Then this screen comes up.
>>33927941What would Anon and Celestia's movesets be? Would Celestia try to subdue Anon for lewd or to run?
>>33928563I can see Celestia having a lot of self buffs, sunny day or drought as an ability and solar beam.
>>33927395She never stood a chance.
>”And that’s why you can’t jump Anon.”“My life here is meaningless. Everybody-er...everypony takes me for a joke..”>”Silly Nonny. Making ponies laugh even if it’s at your own expense isn’t always a bad thing.”“How so?” You ask adjusting yourself on the ledge. >”Sometimes all a pony needs is a good laugh to brighten their day up. No matter what happens just remember somepony May be having problems at home. So that little bit of a laugh even if you don’t feel so great is like them being able to have a little bit of happiness when things seem gloomy.”“I never really thought of it like that Pinkie.”>She stares at you with those big blue orbs of hers. >”Besides Anon. Ponies were probably laughing at you because you don’t have any clothes on *snork*”“Aw wait WHAT?”What does this have to do with rape you say?>”Oh yeah. By the way Anon...I’m in heat. So whaddaya say you put your non usage of clothing to good use?”“I-I thought I told you I don’t like ponies that way Pinkie.”>”That wasnt a question Anon. Either you’re gonna stick that party canon in me or it’s gonna find it’s way inside of me.”>Fucking Pinkie Pie
>>33930230>"Hurry up and rut me, Anon. I can't control my horny levels much longer!"Pinkie-->"The next words out of your mouth better be 'Take me!' because these horny levels are getting out of control."I'm leaving.>"That's it!">Ponka tackles you>You both go off the ledge>You and Ponk grapple with each other as you fall to your deaths>"Give me that dick!""Never!">You take a swing at her>Ponka parries this and, seeing you open for her attack, she lines her groin with your dick>"I have you now!">The distant screams of other ponies stops her>Confused for a moment, you take a look over your shoulder>And see the ground zooming towards you at breakneck speed>You and Pinkie both start screamingWe're gonna die!>"And just when I was finally going to get your--">You hit the ground>Ponk slams down on top of you>Your dick is shoved up in her with the force of a thousand suns, splitting her in half while you explode on impact>Later on you and Pinkie are ghosts, both of you floating above the grim scene of your deaths>Pinkie gives your ghost arm a nudge with her ghost elbow>"Well, what can I say, I always knew you'd explode the second you put your cock in me."ARE YOU MAKING JOKES AT A TIME LIKE THIS!! I'M FUCKING DEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR DUMB ASS!!!>"Sorry, I thought you'd laugh. I didn't want you to start feeling all gloomy just because you're a ghost now.">She folds her ears and lets out a short nervous laugh>It's silent for a moment>"I'm still horny.">Fucking Pinkie Pie
>>33930230>>33930265Nice read, matey. It's good to see you can still write something funny.
>>33930230>>33930265n o i c e
>>33930230>>33930265That was a good read.
>>33931708that's a beeg horse, he could probably fit his arm in her pussyshamebutalsoanerection,jpg
>>33931722>not wanting to fist your talking cartoon horse gf
>>33929786god i wish that were me
>>33931708Haha wouldn't it be funny if a draft horse sized Celestia tried to rape Anon? Does anyone have any pictures lol I think it'd be weird but I still want to see them haha
>>33930265Real good job, I expected the punchline to be about the only bridge in town being like 4ft high so you really got me.
>>33931708Kinda makes me wonder just how Fluttershy would react if she saw another mare, especially a princess, being interested in Anon.
>>33933731I can only assume she wouldn't take it well.
>>33932573>wouldn't it be funny if a draft horse sized Celestia tried to rape Anon?pls see http://pastebin.com/e1g0PiME
>>33933866Well that was certainly different.
>>33934540http://pastebin.com/8TDLU2S5 is another Celestiarape story, with a more comedic mood.
>>33923242>That one where spike knot her
>>33935242Nice, thanks for sharing it anon.
>Anon starts having weird suggestive dreams of ponies, see pic>He interrupts Fluttershy's fetish guesses to tell her about these offputting things he keeps imagining>Fluttershy eventually stops going to see Anon in fear of hearing an even weirder dream>Anon has to tell somep0ny about these nightly imaginations so he goes to talk to all the ponies that typically want to have relations with him.
Come back soon Cozy Glow anon.
>>33938116And this is why ponies should not attempt human poses.I hate this season so god damn much.
>>33938115It could be worse...>https://pastebin.com/Nc6Fivi2
>>33938752This story has been showing up a lot lately.
>>33938115>Flutters looks at you, a horrified expression on her face>"What is wrong with you?">You shrug"I don't know. Is it really so wrong to dream about holding a mare's hoof before marriage?">"Yes! That's gross, you disgusting piece of shit! Fuck you!""I really didn't think it was that bad, to be honest.">"You make me sick.">Flutters spits at your feet, then begins packing away all of the dildos she had brought for that morning's guess"Are you leaving?">"I can't stay here with you any longer. I might say something I'll regret.""But the fetish guess--">"You've ruined today's fetish guess! Why should I waste my time dealing with a pervert like you?">She gathers up her bag of dildos and angrily trots away>You take slow sips of your coffee as you watch her go"Yeah...">You smack your lips"Probably shouldn't've mentioned that it was Rarity's hoof I was dreaming of holding.">Saying this brings up familiar images from last night, and you instantly get a boner>Welp, time to go upstairs and fap to your perverted fantasies about>Holding Rarity's Hoof
>>33939434Holy kek, now continue with Rarity being an even bigger perv with her dreams of hugging him and even KISSING HIS CHEEK
>>33939434I don’t think there has ever been a hooves guess.
>>33939453Then finally, hit us with the climax of the pair of them gently holding and caressing each other under the bedsheets, with the lights on and a vicar present.
>>33939773For lord's sake, it's a blue board, Anon, there may be kids reading this!
>>33940369That must've taken some digging to find.
>>33941252That's not Rarity's "darling" face.That's her "WTF" face.
I wonder what happened to Brownee
>>33941478>https://derpibooru.org/341979>>33941485She darlinged so hard her darling fell off.
>>33941252What a lucky mare.
>BOOM >BOOM>CRASH>Twilight breaks down your door.>"*Huff* *Huff* Anon we gotta go!" She yells at the top of her lungs.>You look at the clock eyes heavy with tiredness.>It's 2am."Twilight what the fuck are you doing here, the fuck are you talking about?">"THERE'S NO TIME ANON! WE GOTTA GO!" grabs you by the hand and drags you outside still in your underwear.>She conjures a 1970 Dodge Charger and flings you into the passenger seat.>She teleports into the drivers seat and peels out.>Confidential Liar by Vanattica immediately starts playing in the Car.>"Now Anon this is serious! We really REALLY gotta go!" Twilight looks at you sternly while not paying attention to the pedestrians on the street."Twilight where the fuck are going?! What do we need to do that's got you so worked up?! CAN YOU EVEN DRIVE THIS THING?!">She slaps you.>"Cool it! What part of "WE GOTTA GO" do you not understand?!" She almost hits a fruit stand and swerves around a corner."Jesus Christ Twilight please just tell what the fuck is going on!">"It's Fucking Fluttershy, She needs you Anon!" She says cocking a gun and putting on a ski mask."Whoa, whoa wait what's wrong with Fluttershy? WHY DO HAVE A GUN?!">Twilight starts popping off rounds to clear the streets.>You nearly crash into Applejacks barn.>*HONK* *HONK* "BITCH IT'S RIDE OR DIE TIME! WE GOTTA FUCKIN GO!" Twilight exclaims>"Now what in tarnatio-">KA-BOOOM>The barn explodes in a huge inferno"OH GOD APPLEJACK! TWILIGHT WE GOTTA SAVE HER!">"NO TIME WE GOTTA GO!" Twilight steps on the gas and peels out while doing a donut 3 times."OKAY TWILIGHT YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHATS GOING ON OR I SWEAR I WILL FLIP THIS CAR!">You two finally make a stop at Fluttershy's place>"We're here..." Twilight lights a cigarette and takes a long drag.>She gets out and approaches the door.>You get out and follow suit.>Fluttershy flings the door open dressed in lingerie "Looks like you're right on time~" She says seductively.
>>33941550>You stare blankly.>You shift your eyes sweating heavly."L-Line?">"UGH, CUT!" Rarity says loudly annoyed. "Alright everyone take a break, since Anon here can't remember his fucking lines we gotta reshoot the whole thing!">The whole crew groins in frustation.>"It's Okay Anon, I know you tried your best" Fluttershy consoles you.>"If you want we can reherse in my trailer." She offers."That'd probably help a lot, maybe then I won't be such a deer in headlights.">In Fluttershy's trailer you reherse for an hour and half."Okay I think I got my lines on lock this time, thanks again Fluttershy">You begin to make your way out>"Whoa, wait Anon! We still gotta practice, uhm, you know, the sex scene?" Fluttershy battens her eyes at you.>You look confused."I thought that was going to be an implied fade to black or done in CGI.">Fluttershy shakes her head "Nope it's full frontal nudity, hot sexy monkey dick on virgin mare action! This is a rated R film you know.""Ugh, I knew I should have read the copy script my agent sent me, damn you Pinkie Pie.">"Y-yeah so wanna get to it? We have about 20 minutes before we're back on set." Fluttershy presses against you."Yeah okay, well good thing I'm still in my underwear.">"Indeed~" She agrees.>Several minutes of Fucking Fluttershy later.>"Alright places everyone!" Rarity rounds everyone up "AAaand action!".>Scene plays out again.>You get to say your line."Looks like this Pizza's free Ma'am.">"CUT! PERFECT!" That's wrap until tomorrow people!" Rarity says proudly."Hey wait weren't we supposed to shoot a sex scene??">"Sex scene? Anon this isn't a porno get your mind on out of the gutter. I know Fluttershy looks hot and everything to you but come on." The entire cast crew laughs at you.>You look to Fluttershy confused.>Fluttershy looks at you with a snide grin."B-But you said...">"Sorry Anon, but that's just show biz." Fluttershy struts proudly past you herself."Fucking Hollywood."
>>33941551this is now the new Flutterrape: The Movieoddly enough, Twilight is the show stealer this time
>>33941551>shooting the whole sequence over again>not just changing the camera angle for the last exchange and doing another take so you can fix it in the editing suiteIt's almost like you think film productions have unlimited budgets or something.
>>33942025Damn the budget! This is Rarity Directing the film, you think she's gonna go half ass on anything?
>>33941551>The whole crew groins in frustation.>groins in frustation.>groins
>>33941551That was a good read.
>>33923222If I make a mold of my penis and give it to Flutter Butter will she fuck off?
>>33942442She'd probably just have Discord turn it into some kind of penis portal so that she's actually fucking you whenever she uses it.
>>33942136How do groin in frustration looks like?
>>33942620Kegel excercises or trying to force your erection down
>>33942666I trust Satan to know his groin injuries.
where can I find some good twilight greens?
>>33944034You might be able to find some in Zigzag or Nebulus's pastebins.
This was a little too big to post here.https://derpibooru.org/2065674
>>33941551That was a pretty good one shot.
>>33945239!!!!!New SHOUTINGISFUN content!!!
>>33946884I really hope the milf hunt won’t be the end of him drawing horse stuff.
>>33944498actually, i don't think we've got a lot of Twilight greens; here's what i remembered>Neb'shttps://pastebin.com/t0igELk5https://pastebin.com/EYkhdyFMhttps://pastebin.com/nufusRjv>zigzag's (mine)https://pastebin.com/x7czdm7Whttps://pastebin.com/3GTx0B7J>FreeBeer'shttps://pastebin.com/rvKK2cgC>Flutterpriest's (the second one is really short)https://pastebin.com/KGAwSJH3https://pastebin.com/4LmbJ1BM>Firewalk's long, unfinished Twilight storyhttps://pastebin.com/7EDLTDwc>and there's always "Exchange"https://pastebin.com/b84cTjFa>and i guess "Living With Twilight Sparkle is Weird" qualifies, it always felt FR to me anywayhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/302326/living-with-twilight-sparkle-is-weird
>>33947713There’s also Branded, but it was never finished, I know you can find it on the mulpwiki backup.
>>33947778i was focusing on stories with TwiRape in them"Branded is good though, and Twilight plays a big role in ithere's a link in case any Twifags are interestedhttps://pastebin.com/FdXjcizN
>>33947840Oh right I kinda forgot she wasn’t the antagonist, my bad.
For those who are interested, that story about Floorb saving anon from Cadence’s pizza based molestation just had an update in Neetpone.
>>33947420He's already moved on to drawing Pokemon smut.
>>33948368Yeah but he's doing horse alongside it for now.
>Day “she fucking figured it out!!” In Equestria.>It’s just another day for you like so many others. Do the trinity, eat the cereal named after a pony, and reject the guess.>Sometimes it’s boring, but the repetition is...comfortable.>Imagine if something changed! How would you react?>You immediately stop munching on your bowl of Celestia’s chocolate hunker wunker bunker Boody-o’s™ Now with extra chocolate chunks, to look around.>That last thought didn’t feel ominous, and foreboding at all.“Oh well.”>You disregard it, diving back into Celestia’s chocolate boody-o.>NOK NOK.>Right on time.“Fluttershy...”>You get up from the table to answer the door, planning to reject her before she can even say anything.“Look ButterShy, I don’t-“>Once you get a look at her, you’re rendered speechless.>”Good morning Anon...”>Her floof is on full display, proudly, and yet she’s holding a “River Jaguar”.>You try to avert your eyes but->Fuck! You’re getting aroused!>”A-are Giant Otters your fetish?”“N-No! Go aw-away!”>”Hsssss!”>Fluttershy looks to the Otter, who points to your crotch.>She stares for a long while before getting a sick grin on her face.>”Oh really~?”>Rather than slam the door, you passively close it.>”I think today is the day, Mr. Otter!”
>>33938742Q-quiet. No one liked that green
>>33948638It can't just go out on a cliffhanger like that.
>>33948645Why not?That's how every other dead writefag bit the dust.
>>33948652Don't do us like that, it's a good story.
What a mare.
>>33948975>that feel when a Shoutingisfun anon finds that shouting wasn't fun
>>33863222>"Excuse me. I must be going now.">With wide eyes, Fluttershy slowly about-faces, and trots off, but not before leaving you with a chilling message.>"I'll be back later, so be prepared, my love.">Oh god. OH FUCKING GOD. WHAT DID YOU DO?!>WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO?!>You gulp, fighting back tears, as she vanishes into the distance, taking her time going back home.>Why does she need to rush? She has you now, and she knows it. She's gonna come back here with a creepy puppet, and they'll both try to suck you off against your will.>You dart back into the house, flinging Cozy off your hand to the floor.>She lands with an orgasmic thud, her tongue dangling from her mouth."Fuck, fuck FUCK! I'm done for! I'm DONE FOR!!">You start to pace, clutching your head, panicked like a child with a bad report card, and black parents.>Cozy finally comes down off her climax with a loud breath, Candy Cigerette hanging from her mouth.>"Golly...You want to get some breakfast or something?">You look at her with rage-filled eyes, and pick her up, and start shaking her violently.>"Wh-whoa! Settle down, Sugar Balls! I-I'm not into the M part of S&M!""You better tell me what the plan is RIGHT NOW. I only have about 30 minutes to get as far away from here as possible!">"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-oka-a-a-a-a-y-y-y-y-y! Just stop shaking me!">Your vehement shaking comes to a halt, but not before you shake her a couple more times.>"Golly...I'm gonna be sick...""TALK.">"Alright! Just calm down! If you want to leave, you're in luck! We have a mission!""A mission?">Cozy grins.>"Yup! Grover wants us to go fetch a bell for him! He says it's the secret to his Magic power!""It's Grogar.">"Whatever.">The release her, putting your hand on your chin in thought, as she hovers nearby."This is good. Yeah! I can avoid getting raped with this! I hope we're going somewhere far away...">"From what I heard, it's pretty col where we're going."
>>33949232>Even better!"What the hell are we waiting for then?! I'll get my coat! Let's get the hell out of here!">Cozy plays with her hooves, sheepishly.>"B-before that...does all this mean we're...?">You touch the tip of her nose with an aggressively pointed index finger."What happened back there was an act. AN ACT! If it wasn't for the plan's safety, I'd never shove my hand up your-">You grimace.>Cozy puts a hoof behind her ear leaning in.>"Inside my~?""....">"HMMMMMM~?""Let's just get going.">"Aw! You're no fun!">After grabbing your biggest winter coat, Cozy transported the two of you from your home with the help of an oddly shining bell that covered you in Black Flames.>In an instant, you arrive in the middle of some random snow-covered Forest."What the hell? Is this the right place?""Grovar said this bell would take us to the mountain.""The Mountain? We have to go up a mountain?">"Mhm. Gutsy or whatever her name is, sealed his bell away in a cave at the tippy top!""Aw shit, seriously? I'm not equipped for Mountain Climbing-">Cozy looks up at you, her head poking out of the neck of your coat, her big cheeks rising with her smile.>"Don't worry Anon! We can do it together! Why Golly, after what we did at your house, we're practically married!">Hold up."How, and when did you get into my coat?">"....""Welp. Alright then.">You grab her head with one hand, and start pulling her out.>"Gaaaaaah! My cheeks! Stop! I don't have Winter clothes! This is the only warm place!""Don't you have fur?">"I'm a filly! It's not thick enough to keep me warm! Don't pull me out! I'll do anything! OOOOOOW!">You let her head go."....Okay. You can stay. But I have some conditions.">Her eyes flutter at you seductively.>"I'll do ANYTHING(lewd). All you have to do is tell(cum in) me!""Okay-">Your coat suddenly feels hotter, and a wet spot is forming on your stomach. That better be sweat.
>>33949269Thanks for doing what you do anon.
>>33949269all my gollies
>>33949269Great update, I'm excited to see how Shy takes anon ditching town.
>>33949755She will hunt him to the ends of the earth. She knows what Cozy Glow is after, and they will find her guarding it.
>>33949767Sounds about right. Can’t wait to see that battle to the death.
>>33948652Neb finished his!
>>33950211Is Neb even really dead if he puts trip on to call us nerds once a year?
>>33950663He lurks here. Guaranteed.
>>33950681Yeah he’s probably the anon posting the Cozy Glow story, it did start a little while after he showed up iirc.
>>33925596I've updated her again, now with 100% more blood
>>33950712It’s not neb
>>33950712Not enough Fluttershy futa for Neb.
>>33951392I don’t know how this got attached to Neb when it’s only in one of his stories.
>>33951607Geez, you write about a cock one little time...
>>33951642write about one little cock you say
Bump you niggas.
>>33952070This, but WITH CONTENT!!!
>>33952082This is actually adorable.
>>33952082Or else delete your bumps, so we can fit more relevant material in the thread.
>>33950712Rude. You call me someone else, for my story? What did I do to you anon?
>>33952580Nothing Neb's a really good writer, being comparable to him means you're doing a good job.
>>33941500Aw, I'm getting remembered well after I've done anything of note?I'm still around...ish. I keep the thread open, but barely read anything. Old habits apparently. Otherwise on the injury list, broken an ankle and broken and dislocated at the same time a knee, both tremendously bad that they might've actually permanently screwed me for life. Or at least the knee is, I've needed to find a career change so I went and took some studies to help with that. Now I'm qualified to be a bartender!And my time in this course did give me a few ideas for some FR stories, but I've had no time and not a lot of motivation to write them.But it's nearly over, maybe I'll take a whack at something soonish.Nudge? Sorta?Part of the endgame of this course was we had to come up with our own original cocktail, I did, and before I was able to officially give it a name, I let slip the joke placeholder name I gave it, which was 'Brownee's Cock'.Cause it was a brown drink, MADE by me, cocktail, yaddah yaddah, yaddah. But now nobody in the class, teacher included, is letting me call it anything else. So it's both funny and annoying at the same time.I could certainly spin an FR around that...
>>33953188The bartender life is p nice, I landed a bartending job a little over a month ago. Lot of fun.
>>33952923Did she really have to throw away a perfectly good muffin?
>>33953228I could never work with the public that closely. How do you stand it?
>"Is drinking your fetish?""No, drinking is not my fetish.">"I only ask because you do it so much.""It just helps me deal with the strain of the day.">"What strain is that?""The strain caused by a certain yellow pegasus who keeps trying to get into my pants, and won't take no for an answer.">"Oh. Well, maybe if you would just stop playing hard-to-get, and give her what she wants, then the both of you could relieve a lot of stress together, if that's okay with you...""You know what? That is probably your worst disguise ever.">"I-I'm sure I don't know what you-""Cut the crap. I know it's you.">"How could you tell?""For one thing, real bartenders don't try to slip roofies into their customer's drinks.">"I was wondering why they weren't working.""I've developed a tolerance due to repeated exposure. For another, you just put on some clothing and used a fake name. Poor effort, 0/10.">"Do you want another drink?""Yes I do.">Confound this pony...
>>33953726Don't you hate it when you're just trying to get errands done and Flutters keeps showing up wherever you go?
>>33953800With a puppet of herself
>>33953505I'm honestly the same way, I can't stand crowds, but I saw it as a good opportunity to be more social.It does help to drink a little bit on the job. To be buzzed enough to have a good time, but sober enough to know what you're doing.After a while, the regulars become your friends, your coworkers are some the funnest people on the job. (I promise you the most fun I've had are jobs in the food/bar industry).You'll overhear crazy conversations between patrons, sometimes drama. Sometimes people come in to watch the game and want a couple of beers and keep to themselves.Oh yeah, and it's decent money. The job I'm at is kind of an open secret to the community I'm in which makes it tolerable and comfy, so it's not a college town bar where drink orders fly in constantly and you want to smack every basic bitch that orders something where the main ingredient is JagerMeister. (Although college town bars is where the money is at, I know friends of a friends who hate working at em, but are pulling 500-600 dollars over a weekend)T. A Fellow Old Writefag
i miss the old days of this general :c
>>33947713Shame Slasher nuked his shit, he wrote a lot of Twi stories.
>>33953188Glad you're still alive my boyAnd that is a fucking great name for a drink
>>33953956I could never do that.Talking with people on the phone at work is just about my limit, which has put a severe crimp in my career advancement, but...Oh. Anyone thinking that if you go into IT you won't have to deal with people? No. It's horrible endless Dilbert-style meetings day after day, in which they bitch at you for not getting your work done, which you can't get done because you're in meetings five hours a day.
>>33954740That sounds awful, makes me glad I work security, the only time I have to deal with people is when they need directions to the vending machine.
>>33954747yeah, you go to college, you study for years, because you said "I don't want to work with people, I don't want to deal with their stupid shit, so I want to work with computers." And you go to work and you spend more time dealing with other people's stupid shit than you would have if you'd been a social worker instead.<-- antisocial worker. halp.
>>33954665were they not saved elsewhere?
>>33954778There was mulpwiki but it's dead afaik, his pastebin did come back but it's missing pretty much everything that wasn't related to the Index.
>>33954785There's a dropbox link with all of it inside, but the organization is atrocious
>>33954801link? I wouldnt mind working on it
>>33954757I grok. I also work with technology, usually setting up and taking down technical installations, but the bulk of my time is spent explaining technology to idiots who make more money than me.
>>33954801https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Slasher_ScienceShhh, it's a secret to everybody.
>>33954810Do you ever feel the urge to prank them, or otherwise do things that would get you dragged in front of HR?I once lost a tech support job for putting haiku into tickets that had not been updated in weeks.There is also the old "tell the boss that if you save your Word documents using a small font it'll take up less disk space, see if he introduces the idea at a meeting and takes credit for it" one that I've never been quite brave enough to try.
>>33954825Frequently. I have also been fired from another job for being rude to a "customer". In quotes, because the guy wasn't there to buy anything, he was just drunk, and thought he would amuse his buddies by fucking with the staff, whom he assumed couldn't return fire. I told him to GTFO, and ensure he left, because he was interrupting actual work and being a giant pain in the ass. Sure enough, the next day I got called up on the carpet and fired.Fuck drunken irl trolls.
>>33954844Drunks are the worst to deal with, followed very closely by the homeless.
>>33955042>Be Anon working at MgRonalds, the pony version of->You get it, goddammit.>You’re working the cash register today, and things seem to be going well->”He-hello, Anon...”>Speak of the devil.>An easily recognizable sexual deviant stands in front of the counter, looking up at you.>You feel yourself tense.>Gotta remain professional!“Welcome to MgRonald’s! H-how may I help you?”>Fluttershy smiles.>”I’d l-like your footlong please.”“We don’t sell carrot dogs, ma’am.”>She eyes your crotch suggestively.“HRNNN-You’ll have to change your order, miss.”>”Okay...c-can I have the cream-filled bratwurst? I-I heard it shoots milk out if y-you lick it enough...”“.....”>”It’s in your p-pants, I’m t-told...if you don’t mind.”>A line is forming.“WE DON’T HAVE THAT MISS.”>Fluttershy grins.>”Th-Then can I have a fa-face full of you Big balls?”“LOOK HERE, YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT, I-“>”Ahem!”>Your attention is caught by your manager, Diamond Tiara, who taps a poster on the wall.“Now selling...”Big balls”...well shit.”>”IN MY OFFICE ANON! NOW!!!”
>>33954844>>33955056This was replying to you originally
>>33955056>Glare."Order from the menu please, you fucking weirdo."
>>33954810The other thing that bugs me about this job is that customers are perfectly happy to rent things. But when I tell them that certain things require skilled operators, which cost extra, they balk. They value things. Not people.
>>33955056I've got to know. Is Hearthfire Flitter the artist, or was Hearthfire Flitter made into the burger?>>33955082Oh, that's not unusual. I've worked jobs where managers would stand right in front of me and talk about things that I don't think they wanted their employees to know about, like I was furniture.But even worse than that is unemployment, I guess, if you aren't on the NEETbux. Is your group hiring? I'm better with machines than with people, to the point where it's been suggested I'm "on the spectrum," whatever that means this week, and am currently looking for just about anything that won't require me to ask people if they want to super-size their orders.semi-srsly here, I have a few years sysadmin experience, both *ix and Windows Server, and am even willing to do telephone helldesk work again, but the economy near me in the Rust Belt has less and less of anything of that nature. I'll even do clerical work like data entry, if I don't have to "smile warmly at visitors" and put on presentations.
>>33955178>I've got to know. Is Hearthfire Flitter the artist, or was Hearthfire Flitter made into the burgerYes
>>33955075You can’t call customers “fuckin weirdos”
>>33954740>>33954757>>33954810>>33954825>>33954844>>33954935>>33955082>>33955178>tfw I was just telling a little bit of my bartending experience and then all this unfolds.Hey, you guys keep fighting the good fight, I'm raising my Moscow Mule to you lads. Be well.
would you guys care if I wrote using non > format?
>>33955762if it can keep me engaged, im onboard.
>>33955762I don’t think it matters all that much if it’s greentext or not.
>>33955362You can if you own the joint.
>>33955926You can pull it off actually. It's all in how you say it.
okay im gonna bring back some story to this generalgeneral synopsis is this pretty much : twilight gets assigned custody of anon upon his admittance to equestria by celestia under the request that she takes care of him while also studying everything about him, she finds herself growing more and more attached. will be working on it tmr
>>33956067So every slasher science fic. Who boy. Good luck
>>33941252PMiE (Pillar Man in Equestria) story when?
>>33955056This has made me realize we need more of Fluttershy getting Anon fires from various shitty jobs.
>>33956437Why thank you for making me inspiration anon. Would believe that I’ve lurked here(flutterrape) for seasons 2-present but never wrote until the cozy story and the MgRonalds short?
>>33956608That’s actually kinda surprising, you’re certainly not a bad writer of the Cozy story is anything to go by, looking forward to anything else you do.
>>33956608Cozy story is going really good so far
>>33956437She's trying to make Anon financially and economically dependent on herself.
>>33957014That sounds like a pretty good plot.
>>33957230Does it now~?
>>33957014She'll make sure nobody finds out about it though.
>>33957647If Anon is in the wrong place, a wink would crush him to death
How do you think Shy would take you shacking up with one of her clones?
>>33957937I wouldn’t say they’re clones. Marble is meek and doesn’t speak at all.Coco is soft spoken and expressiveAnd Fluttershy is an over assertive shy pony. Don’t insult nice mates like that. Only villains do that
>When anon is on meeting with Applejack and one of the trees starts speaking Vietnamese
>>33959486Nam flashback...Nam flashbackhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv1MSTB7QeA
>>33923222Sauce on pic? Looks like tjpones.
>>33959551It’s either TJpones or Jargon Scott.
>>33959853>implying they aren't the same person
What if Anon only wanted griffins?
>>33960156That’s how you unlock the Fuhrershy ending.
>>33957760Or give him a warm, wet hug.
>>33957760Like getting hit with a fast moving 30 lb slab of beef
Well we've got something close to a list of Fluttershy's do's and dont's.
>>33949269Come back soon.
>>33963604a tiny masterpiecejust not as tiny as that dead anon
>You wake up to find Fluttershy like this, what do?Your both trapped in your house in space together.
>>33964717I'm kinda surprised nobody's done that before.
>Sick of being raped, Anon presses charges against Fluttershy, forcing her to defend herself in court.>”Can you explain why you raped this man?”“I-it’s not rape!”>”Then what do you call it?”“S-surprise mechanics.”Does she go to jail?
>>33965159No, thanks to the Pinkie Pie Party Protection act.
What if Anon had a thing for world domination? Would Fluttershy help him with that if it meant a chance at getting his D?
>>33966108>What if Anon had a thing for world domination? Would Fluttershy help him with that if it meant a chance at getting his D?I think it is more likely that Anon would get a more appropriate supervillain name, like T H E B R A I N and after that, of course, his minion would be P I N K I E .
>>33966130Flutters does look qt in a turtleneck. I think more artists should try that look for her.
>>33966130>”Don’t touch me.”
>>33966130>Anon's not really sure how to feel right now>On one hand, his mad dream of world domination has finally come true>But it was only thanks to that cursed yellow pony
>>33966108Of course, she’d sabotage her own element of it meant getting some dick.
>>33966130idk how i feel about that art style
>>33967888Too "horsey" for you?
>>33968692I can see it, the sweater really draws focus to her neck, it's less noticeable in his other art.
>>33968816It looks more like a sleeve than a turtleneck
>>33968816Ararararararoll works hard to tread that line of too realistic for sure... I personally enjoy his select pieces like this one for example it has the best pony featured in it
>>33968908I saw porn he did with the royal sisters and I was immediately turned off. I hat that partial mouth anime thing
>>33968959To each their own, but I can see how his art could turn people away.
>>33968214Horse necks are usually thick and arched, whereas giraffe necks are long and skinny.
>>33964717I’d mostly be shocked she managed to get a house to achieve orbit.
>>33970954Would you give her congratulatory fuckin for the achievement?You owe me a one-shot Vinny.
>>33971291Y’know what fuck it, if she could get my house into space, in such a way that it doesn’t just kill everyone involved than fine.
>>33971309What about getting it back down again, or is one way good enough?
>>33971982The problem with going back down is then she can tell ponies she got laid, but I'm sure she'll have thought that through, or she can just get Discord to fix it.
>>33971291Maybe a quickie.
Vinny's attempt at writing>Be Fluttershy>You're standing outside Anonymous's door having just knocked on it>You heard movement when you walked up, but you expected him to drop whatever he was doing and come to see you>He hasn't though, so you're reasonably concerned >Doing what you do best, you trot over to a window of his house to invade his privacy >Peering inside you see his living room, a place you want to spend many years living with him >However upon your scan you see a sight>The source of the noise >And the reason Anonymous didn't immediately come to the door>Pinkie Pie is atop Anon>And upon further inspection it seems they are wrapped together in a form of coitus >Your man is having sexual intercourse with another mare.>The reality of the situation sets its weight on your little pony heart>You recoil from the window and shrink back into the bushes at he farthest corner of his front yard>You weep and cry into your hooves for 5 minutes straight>It feels like your insides are being pulled apart>Anonymous>Pinkie Pie>They're your friends, they're company you endear so much to them.>You had a plan for this morning>Present your sexual intrigue to him >See if he bites and proceed if he does>If he doesn't, you tense up and wait for him to eject you from his property.
>>33972200>Simple>It's worked for months since you've started your romantic venture after him>This instance today is the kind of thing you never once thought would occur>And have it occur by way of your best friend no less.>You've recovered enough from the initial shock to take another glance>Pulling a pair of binoculars from your satchel, you rise from the bush to seek inside his front window again.>Its hard to see clearly with the sheen on the glass, prompting you to move in.>You push yourself forward through the bush, the pain in your chest still burning. It only gets hotter as you move closer>"What are you doing," the voice inside you asks. "He's right there, go and get him girl. You'll never make progress letting the hurt hold you back.">The voice personifies as a little devil on your left shoulder.>"No pain no gain, gurl" She points forward to the window.>You take a step a head.>"Say wait a minute." Another voice personifies on your other shoulder as an angel. "All is for not. That man has not held himself for you.">You stamper dropping your saddle bag>The angel continues, "Your pervious guesses have failed and you must ring in the towel.">You step back, and nearly trip over your saddle bag>The devil retorts, "Ring your neck with a rope, that's quitter talk. This is being more assertive, getting what you want with a tried and truth method.">You take a half step>"This method is failed time and time again. She has pushed him into another mare's grasp, it's time to stop."
>>33972211>They continue to argue as you step forward again, the voices overlay the picture in your mind you have of you and Anon.>Him holding you, smiling as he boops his nose to yours. Holding hand in hoof as you lie down on a picnic blanket, during a warm summer afternoon. Anon resting beside you as you've just made a mess in a heated display of passion. You snuggling up into his chest and taking in his scent in full as he hugs you, keeping you close.>You've reached the window again, in the storm of emotion you aren't discrete, you just press your face to the glass.>You see it in full now.>Anonymous and Pinkie Pie are in the sixty-nine position.>Pinkie is bobbing up and down on Anon's penis, taking in the tip and lapping her tongue around the head. Anon has to regain his grip every couple of slurps as Pinkie sucks to the base of his crotch.>Anon has Pinkie's thick buttcheeks gripped and is pulling them into his face. He is slurping into her neithers, eliciting moans from the mare with every plung.>They're going at it with no signs of stopping.
>>33972220>Pinkie takes in Anon's entire length, causing Anon to moan out and his crotch the thrust involuntarily. Pinkie's deepthroat holds Anon's human penis with ease, tenderly gripping every inch. With her nose to his balls, takes in his scent and moans, Anon's cock fully enveloped in her mouth receives a pleasuring vibration sending shockwave up his spine.>Anon is on the verge of a climax, but it does not stop him from lapping at Pinkie's rear. He had his arms under her rear legs and his hand on her ass spreading them for his face to go in deep.>Anon's lips press into and parts her puffy pussy lips. Pinkie's clitoris pops in and our wrestling Anon's tongue. His tongue out maneuvers it and presses her pussy apart so he can bring his lips in to suckle it. Pinkie is paralyzed, cock to the back of her throat, in moaning bliss. > They're both about to climax. Anon pulls up from her pussy and licks Pinkie's ponut, causing her to squeeze his dick in her mouth sending him over the edge. Anon releases a 7 shot load down Pinkie throat, filling her mouth completely. At the same time Pinkie's pussy gushes fluids down Anon's neck, soaking his shirt down his chest.>Their bodies fall to rest as they both take deeps breaths in recuperation.>Pinkie Pie nuzzles into Anon's cock and balls, meanwhile Anon licks and kisses into Pinkie puckering asshole.>They're content, completely unaware of you frozen in place outside.>As you've been watching the the little devil and angel on your shoulders started Sixty-nining too. They're on the window seal ignoring you.>You slump down into Anon's flower bed, the tuberous begonias and daffodils camouflage you in their pink and yellow colors>Minutes go by, and Anon steps out on his doorstep followed by Pinkie Pie
>>33972227>"Gee wizz Nonny, i hope i didn't mess up your morning routine too much." She giggles looking up at him.>Anon adjusts his bathrobe and giggles too, "No way, I prefer a pleasent visit from you any day over what is the norm.">"YAY! So can i count on you to make it to my party tonight?">"Sure thing! Whats the occassion may i ask?">"I'm calling it Romance Dawn. Its for you and me! I want it to be just you and me, partying together.">"P-pinkie Pie... I" Anon kneels down to hug her.>Pinkie hugs into him back and kisses him all over his face and stops when their lips finally meet.>"You warm my heart in ways no pony before you has" he says looking into her eyes>"Not even your bestest friend Fluttershy?">"Flutterhsy only cares about what she wants" He pauses looking out to the sky. "She doesn't care about what I want like how you do Pinkie Pie.">Anon pulls Pinkie into a deep passionate kiss.>"O-oh Anon... I" They hold together pressing forehead to forehead, hugging.>"They finally pull back and just stare into one another's eyes.>I've got shopping to do, want to join me?" He asks.>"I'd love to." She responds>They kiss again and part, "I've got to put on something other than just a bathrobe.">"Well I'll help you, silly!" Pinkie springs up>Anon stands, "Alrighty then, lets start this day right. Together!">They go back and side and close the door behind them.>It isn't long before they come back out and Anon is suited up with Pinkie right beside him.>Anon locks the door and they walk off side by side. Pinkie Pie bounces as Anon skips along.>"Ya know, Fluttershy usually is here by now banging on my door with a huge dildo wanting to put it in my butt or something.">"Oh yeah?">"She is so obtuse, she hates butt stuff, so what makes her think i'd like butt stuff.">"I like butts, and stuff going into them."
>>33972234>"Oh i know," He spanks her rump mid bounce.>"When you licked mine earlier i thought my brain exploded">"Something sure exploded alright">They continued giggling out of earshot down the way>All the while not thinking about what has happened to you, poor little >Fucking Fluttershy....I had no word count, I did this on the fly on my gf's laptop
>>33972246Not bad Vinny, didn’t know you wrote.
>>33972720I really don't. I'm an art boy, but a lad did a favor for me, so I am returing it. I could have done more but it was getting past midnight and i had to sleep. Otherwise I would have totally expanded on the part where Anon licked her ponut... that's like my fetish man...[/spoilers][/spoilers]
>>33972246Great story, it sure is easy to feel bad for Shy in this.
We need some FR horror stories. If there are any they’re tougher to find than I’d expected.
>>33975593honk honk, fren
>>33972246>Fluttershy becomes filled with so much grief, jealousy and hatred that Nightmare Moon possesses her>If she can't have Anon, then no-one will!
>>33975898>there's a knock at the door>it's Nightmare Flutters>"If I can't have you, no one will!">there is a short pause>"...if that's okay with you.">you open the door>"So, Anonymous," she says>"Are supervillainesses your fetish?"Nah.">"Same time tomorrow?""Sure, why not?">it was a day
Discord is out, I miss my flutterfriends already! ;0;
>>33976154Well nothing’s stopping you guys from hanging out here.
>>33976233/soc/ in the thread is cancer thoughactually, it's probably fine. What's been up with you lately, Anon?>>33976154Vinny, pls
>>33976817Not much I've been busy with work and started trying to get back into MHW.
>>33976817I've been adjusting to a new job and figuring myself out. Having a girlfriend is showing me a new light.
how do i start writing?
>>33977343Abandon all standards. Recommend reading some other greentexts and just follow the general formula of any writefag you like. Over time you'll develop your own style.
>>33977357Seconding this anon’s advice.
>>33977336I miss The Weaver.
>>33978322Yeah his StalkerShy stuff was great.
>>33977336>2012 postSTOP I CAN'T HANDLE IT!
Top 10 pranks gone wrong gone sexual
>>33980591she's actually talking about hugging the base of your dick with her pussydon't even ask her what she does on the second date
>>33980591What a degenerate.
>>33982339That’s pretty cute.
I'm new to this here general, anons, would you mind recommending me your best works?
>>33982992Check out With a Little HelpMute Anon and Flutterrape LTD.
Page 10 bump
>>33982339>Celestia stares at you holding Lyra>Quick, think of something!"...I bring you a gift."
>>33986035Well, when you put it like that, it's a lot more appealing.
>>33986094Don't fall for it anon.
>>33986802How embarassed she must be.
>>33986802She keeps making that face in the first panel, I'll fuck her face choker or no choker.
>>33987895isn't chocolate toxic to horses? o noes.
>>33988027She just wants to baby bird it to you.
>>33988065The better question is, whats the chocolate drugged with? some kind of SUPER Viagra magic? Something to make me irresistible horny for Fluttershy and ONLY Fluttershy?? No sir. Not gonna get me.
>>33988071Whatever it is, it probably came from Tree Hugger.
>>33988071>viagraJust because your cock is hard doesn’t mean it has to go in her
>>33988117Who would you suggest it goes in then, Anon?
>>33988117You can't really expect this mare to know that.
Her animal shelter probably looks like a fucking disaster seeing as how she spends more time planning fetish guesses than operating it.
>>33988071>>33988117>Authorities pursue mare running with scissors."...Must be a slow news week.">NOK NOK NOK.>You fold your newspaper under your arm, getting up from your armchair, to see who's knocking at the door, as if you already didn't know who it is.>You open the door to a certain yellow pegasus standing before you holding a plate of brownies.>"H-hello Anon.""...What is it now? Brownies aren't my fetish.">"No! I was just bringing you a treat. A-A peace offering...">You cock your eye suspiciously at her."Peace offering? What's this all about?">You step out onto the doormat, closing the door behind you. Parasprites like to fly in, when you leave it open, and they're a pain in the ass to kill.>"I-it's just, I know I make you angry with m-my advances, and I just want you to know th-that my feelings g-go deeper than base lust...""Hmmm..That's a surprising amount of self-awareness from you.">It's a trap."So tell me. What are these brownies laced with?">"N-nothing! They're safe! I'll try one...if you don't mind...">You narrow your eyes at her, ready to counter any lunging, as she takes one of the brownies, and pops it into her mouth, chewing it cutely.>She swallows finely with a little smile.>"See? Delicious and safe.""Hmm...Okay then.">Just to be on the safe side, you take it from the bottom in the center, and take a bite->CLICK."Did this thing just click?">"That was me.I stepped on a branch.""....Okay then.">You take a bite, and swallow, and immediately tell something is wrong.>Your stomach feels warm, and your crotch is tingly. Shit. Fluttershy is looking mighty nice too...unf."Th-the brownies...Poisoned!">She tosses the plate away grinning.>"That's right! I mixed in a bit of the Aphrodisiac plant "Ronj-Eremy"! It will make me irresistible, as you struggle not to ravage me!""B-but you ate them too...">She giggles.>"Oh silly Anon. Im always turned on around you."
>>33975898Basically discoshy and futterfrens right now
>>33991013>>"Oh silly Anon. Im always turned on around you."
>>33991013Now that’s an ending.
>>33991013>You start sweating nervously, as your cock grows, and grows like the Grinch's heart.>"Oh my...that looks painful Anon...m-maybe I could help you relieve that tension...i-if that's okay with you...""It's not!">You turn to run into the house, and only smack onto the door face first.>You jiggle the doorknob, discovering it's locked."Why? I didn't-">You look around for some form of explanation as to why you're being kept out of your own home, when a familiar white rabbit laughs at you from the window inside your home.>That click from earlier..."Branch my ass...">"That's my line.">Fluttershy whispers in your ear.>Whoo-hoo! Let's do it! Let's stretch this horse out!">Dick wobbles with excitement at the prospect of being buried deep in Buttershy's mud furnace.>You roll up the paper, and hitting on the head."GAH! Get away from you vile harpy!">You shove the floating THOT pony away, seeking a way to escape with your comically wobbling pole.>"You can run, but you can't rub it out!">She yelled that about as loud as the basic volume in a library.>You try to run, but your speed is akin to a wounded surviovr in Dead by Daylight, and Flutterface is closing in at her leisurely pace.>You have newfound respect for that cat from Pepe Lepew cartoons.>Just turn around and rut her brains out! Let's give her a good old-fashioned secret horse files 3! Do it until she passes out!"Shut up dick! We can't let her win!">You punch a dick in the balls, and try to keep from collapsing.
>>33991433>Let's give her a good old-fashioned secret horse files 3!
>>33991433This is pretty entertaining so far, good job anon.
>>33991470>tfw you make her watch
>>33991433I half expected Anon to pass out from blood rushing to his crotch.
>>33991013obvsly, Anon would seek medical attentionfor example, https://derpibooru.org/1216269
>>33992743>hfw when she finally sees your dick>and her face gets stuck like that
What happens when the molester becomes the molested? Would she come to Anon for help?
>>33993458>"I'm being molested! Help!""Okay. Should I hold you down, or...?"
>>33993762Yeah, that's probably about right.
>>33993762>Anon and the girls go to the beach for a weekend vacation where a stallion, infatuated with Fluttershy named “Bashful Bold” tries to guess her fetish. Fluttershy, annoyed asks her vict-er “consenting friend” Anon to help her
>>33994114Fluttershy is so pent up that her sexual frustration became its own pony and is trying to molest her.
How could anybody say no to this?
>>33993762Leave it to Fluttershy to turn her own molestation into a fetish guess.
>>33995728>the butter yellow poni tries to hide behind her own mane>it works better than that makes it sound>you smirk evilly"So, Fluttershy," you say"Is trying to guess my fetish, your fetish?">she stares at you>"Hypothetically, what would it mean if I said 'yes?'""I don't understand the Lambda Calculus well enough to give you an answer. We're going to have to talk to Twilight.">"Ah.">you spent the rest of the day listening to birds whose songs were each other's names
>>33995335Yeah, but just look at the ass on this mare.https://derpibooru.org/2079766
>>33996722Oh come on Aero is way better thanSundown.
>>33997649Next FR op
>>33997696It sparked a decent story from Jchallo, if he ever gets around to updating it.
>>33997649>Anon works as a cop>So Fluttershy keeps breaking the law just to feel him when he tackles her and cuffs her
>>33997245Aero is literally just pony Sundown in terms of ass to body ratio.
>>33998350>https://derpibooru.org/2079766Is Aero's butt inflated with helium, so that she can fly?
>>33998333Trips confirm it needs to happen.
>>33997649I Challenge you this image
>>33998333>>33998686>Be Anon the police officer.>Patrolling the streets of Ponyville.>No wrongdoers are gonna do wrong on your watch...>"Officer Anon, Officer Anon!!">It was the cutie mark crusaders, all in an adorable panic."What, kids? What it is?">"Somepony got their head stuck in the fence bordering to the Everfree forest!" Applebloom says."Oh god. Okay, okay. Bring me to them. Are they hurt or injured?">"Nope! Just stuck.">Good. No medical paperwork.>A hop, skip, and a jump later, your at said fence.>"Right there! See? Shes stuck!">The CMC look on in adorable horror as a familiar pony has her head down and her ass up.>"O-oh dear officer. I seem to have gotten myself stuck." Fluttershy shakes her ass, "You're gonna have to pull me loose~.""Fuck sake." You let out a long, drawn out sigh, "Ma'am, I can clearly see that the fence is big enough for you to free yourself. Please don't-">"Oh, no! I'm stuck!" She insists, swishing her tail side to side."Okay, kids, I'm gonna have to ask you to run along and play, I'll handle this.">They look at each other, shrug, and walk off.>At least they won't be exposed to Fluttershy's perversion. "So you're enlisting the aid of kids now?">"No!" She says, sounding as innocent as possible, "I got stuck in the fence when I was getting food for my little angel and my head got stuck.">She rears her ass up and point it at you, "I need a big, strong, stallion to grab my tender little flanks and pull me loose...">God damnit.>You pinch the bridge of your nose."Ma'am, please.">"Please! I'm stuck!">Fuck it.>Just get her out and be on your way.>Something SERIOUS might actually be happening."Alright, alright. Fuck...">Hesitantly, you grab Butterhush's flanks and give a slight tug.>"Nyah!"
>>33998849>She easily comes loose and pushes you back on the ground.>Fluttershy sits on your chest, dampening your uniform.>"Oh my... my hero!">She leans down and licks your face."Pleh! Get off!">"W-wait please! I have to thank you~!""Damnit, Fluttershy! Get off!">You try to get her off without hurting her.>Shes a frail pegasus.>While you exercise restraint, she shows none at all.>Aggressively, she attempt to undo the buttons to your shirt."Enough!">You throw her off and jump on top of her, twisting her foreleg back to restrain her.>"Ahh! O-ohhhh... Oh yeah baby~!">Her legs quiver and her eyes roll back.>She orgasms, spurting her vagoo juice all over your pants."Damnit! Why??">"Ahhhh~!""Ugh...">You cuff Fluttershy and carry her to the Ponyville jailhouse where she will spend the next few days.>You'll have to see the cleaners to get the smell out of your uniform.>Being a cop on Ponyville shoulda been the coolest thing.>But its not.>And it never will be.>All thanks to...>Fucking Fluttershy.
>>33998865That was good, thanks anon.
>>33997704I was having a lot of fun writing it too. I'll get to work on it this week. I'll have something to share by sunday.
>>33999533That’s really cool, please don’t feel like I was trying to pressure you though, that’s really not the case.
>>33999598You didn't come off that way at all, it's just I found a spark to write a little bit again.
>>33999618That’s good to know, sometimes tone doesn’t travel well through text.
>>33999929I'll eat horse pussy of my choosing, and that choosing doesn't involve Fluttershy in the slightest!
>>33999929>Fluttershy consults her friend apogee on how to seduce anon.>Apogee gives her wild and insane advice all so she can get the hmd herself >Apogee changes her mane style to look like Fluttershy >Liquidshy is born>Solidshy must defeat liquid shy on top of Anons bed in the middle of a thunderstorm while “cum eater” plays.
>>34000244That's kinda cute.
>>34000244>Then her mom gets involved...
>>34001542That's a pretty cute astronaut.
>>34004103Not received. Pls try again.
>>34004157I couldn't post images but text seems fine.
>>34004171Nope, still not getting through.
Fluttershy really likes having her butt stretched
>>34004311She’s looking down at you! Say something!
>>34004349If you're enjoying this now, just wait...
Dead threadDead boardDead fandomDead show
>>34004282That looks lewd.
>>34005265It is lewd. Uncropped she’s looking at something I’m trying to work into her butthole, and that’s the face she made on entry
Anybody else having trouble posting? I keep getting connection errors all the time now.
>>34005379C-could I get some sause on that butthole, pls senpai?
>>34006715Secret horse files 3.
>fluttershy walks up to your house with this on>what do?
>>34008100I notice the tiny pony tied to her dock and I cum in my pants.
>"Anon, do you know what day it is?">"It's Friday. Around here, that means CASUAL Friday.">"Y-you know w-what that means, r-r-right?">"You should t-take off all of your clothes.">"Come on, Anon, get 'em off..."
>>34008100"That's not my fetish. Good effort, though."
>>34008455>One /mlp/ general for each day of the week
>>34008455If I get the chance I might try and request something like this from Shout.
>>34008455t-thats lewd where I come from, flutters.
>>34008947>"Pretty please, Anon?"
>>34008100“Sundown isn’t my fetish.”
>>34009384Don’t role play. I know the thread is slow as hell but don’t role play. Only villains do that
>>34009384fine, but I want those clothes back fast.
>>34009399>Implying Flutters doesn't browse here and get random Anons to get neked while she clops.
>>34009414I knew it.
>>34009414No. She posts shf3 images to turn anons on and get them to ravage her while she gallops on her crotchtits erotically
>>34009431>while she gallops on her crotchtits eroticallyI just pictured Flutters playing bongos with her cortchboobs while Anon plows her horsepussy.
>>34009431>>34009460>"Oh, um... Should I get the bubble tea out?"
>>34009468>"Oh, not you, Bubble Tea, but thanks anyhow."
>>34009501>that’s not a sock but a shedding
>>34009460>You selected casual bongos
>>34010385I get it!
>>34009460Got me pretty good.
>>34010559This moment was later immortalized in an oil painting, entitled, "Princess Twilight Sparkle Conquers The Alien".
>>34009468>>34009501Neck yourself you autistic sperg.>>>/a/And take your shitty forced meme with you.
>>34011168It’s probably the best stop on the museum tour.
>>34012312to each his own, but i try to avoid stopping at the >rape museum altogether
>>34012523The >rape museum is an important part of Equstrian culture, how else are ponies supposed to learn about where centaurs came from?
>>34013162They think >rape is all well and good until anon tries to swallow a cocked pistol like tommy wiseau
>>34013235>Fluttershy you betray me>I'm fed up with this woyald
>>34014600Careful anon she’ll eat your dick.
Anybody know any good Pinkie stories, I’m drawing a bit of a blank.
>>34015237here's a list i made last yearhttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32374480/#32408626
>>34015249Oh thanks that’s actually super convenient.
Looks like the Spaghetti Sparkle bin got deleted, that’s too bad.
>>34015347man, that was like one of the most popular AiE stories ever too, if a story like that can get deleted then none of us are safeunless Betty deleted it himself for some reason, which would be a real dick move
>>34015367Well Betty’s entire bin is gone so I feel like it must’ve been done for personal reasons.
>>34015380I hope it's not "I'm leaving the fandom forever and deleting all my shit!" That'd be maximum furfag.
>>34015385That would really suck, the stories are at least preserved elsewhere and not everything related to SS is gone just the stories, the da and Gaia accounts are still up for now.
>>34015347I see things like this and I worry that Pastebin has a secret auto-delete function for older, inactive pastes.But I've gone back and checked mine, and they're all still there. I've downloaded all my stories just now so I have a backup in case anything happens to the current uploads.Horrible that Spaghetti Sparkle is gone though; that was one of the first stories I ever heard of in the 4chan pony writing circles.
>>34015651Yeah afaik people have to delete their own bins, but thankfully their work can still be found elsewhere.
>>34015651>I worry that Pastebin has a secret auto-delete function for older, inactive pastesIt's true. A friend of mind had one of his older stories randomly deleted and didn't even know it for weeks.
>>34016108That’s awful, what do you even need to do to prevent it?
>>34016108You can set them to expire, I wouldn't be surprised if the "Never" option wasn't true though.
>>33999618>>33999692Here's a link to the next part, if my internet doesn't act up tomorrow, I'll post the part, but here it is.(Still working on that godawful title, suggestions are welcomed)https://pastebin.com/ayzruV7Z
>>34016538Nice update, frankly I'm shocked Fluttershy didn't end up killing anyone.
This could very well be the FR anthem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltin0GzdSk
>>34016700This one always gives me FR vibes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fDOc6keM3w
>>34017032Yeah I can see it.
>>34017032They're the different perspectives of FR.
Do any ponies other than Fluttershy ever attempt any rape-like activities? And would this thread be appropriate for stories of such things? Pic related.
>>34019239>Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anonymous, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape.Anon...
>>34019239Yeah, any horse can rape.
>>34019257Every mare is a rapist! I'm sick of this shit son.I'M DONE.Tired of my boy, Anon getting roofied and booped and shit. Anon should be hunting Twilight Sparkle and her bitch ass princess squad like a beast and wreckin ass, son! My boy Anon needs to diversify his stocks and bonds in rape.My dude Anon needs to make that ho Fluttershy his bottom bitch. Scared of the dick. I'm talkin real carnal shit. That kind of angry dick. Like, pop a viagra and some Muscle Tech test booster and make the slut wonder why your shit's throbbing and angry looking kind of shit. Then you just cold stare that bitch down and flex on her ass. Fuck Fluttershy.
>>34019671Who hurt you?
Bippity Boppity you're Fluttershy's property.
>>34020205That shit goes to trash.
>>34021169who's that guy
>>34021469It's just how that artist draws anon.
Come back soon Cozy Glow anon, there's a mountain to climb.
>>34021672>someone still remembers that story
>>34020195>Fluttershy took her love for you to court.>The judge ruled that you must return Fluttershy's love so you can properly integrate into Equine society.>Hate life. Until you experiences Fluttershy's horsepussy.
>>34025273I doubt anybody forgot about it, most probably just don't feel like trying to pressure anybody into writing.
>>34025325Celestia is just trying to find a way to weaponize Fluttershy's affection.
>>340257691. maneuver Equestria's enemies so that they are between Flutterbutter and Anon2. ??????3. watch her make a pegasus-shaped hole through the enemy4. PROFIT!
>>34025769Remember when Cadence and Shining Armor defeated an entire army just by loving each other, it’s like that.
>>34026999>dem triple nines>check'd>"I wrote you a letter.""Is this a picture of a cabbage?">"...yes.""I don't like cabbage.">"oh.""And cabbage isn't my fetish.">"Same time tomorrow?""Sure, why not?">it was a high fiber day
>>33986802I'm sure Anon would fuck her throat anyway because he's a nice guy
>Wake up>Shave, shower, shit...shower again>You don't wanna have a shitty day>Eat breakfast>Still no knock at the door>Hmmm.mp4>Go about your day completely unbothered by Flutterbutter"She must be up to something>Sleep>Today was an alright dayyou never even heard Fluttershy go Bump in the night as she broke into your home and molested you that evening
>>34029556That's why it's important to keep them in the proper order.Shit, shower, & shave.Do not mess with the sacred ritual of Triple-S.
Don't forget to lightly mist your birdhorse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxXVMfiKJdo
So Fluttershy's last(?) episode is her bodyswapping with Angel.
Hey Zigzag if you're in the UK is it true you're getting fucked out of posting here Monday?
I'm in the UK. What's happening on Monday?
>>34030522That thing where you can't go to adult websites without a permit or something.
>>34030522When does Boris Johnson take over?
>>34030527Lmao. I wouldn't worry about that, man. The UK government is inept on a level that's difficult to describe. The last time they tried to implement filters on the web they ended up blacklisting the UK government website whilst all the major porn sites stayed up.Not only that, but the new filters are being created by MindGeek, the owners of PornHub and RedTube - a company that has a monetary incentive to get as many people as humanly possible watching porn. And these are the people our 300 IQ government chose to create the new porn filters.We'll be fine.>>34030547If he doesn't get whacked by a leftist first, Boris will gain power at the end of July, once Theresa May steps down.
>>34030514>is it true you're getting fucked out of posting herekek, i don't think that'd matter much, i've been shit about posting anythingactually, i'm almost finished with a new thing, expect something either today or tomorrowalso, I live in Wisconsin>>34030365she likes to be the pet
>>34030619Oh well I'm certainly looking forward to whatever that is, also I'm not entirely sure why I thought you were in the UK.
Wing hands have become too dexterous.
>>34031066I actually chuckled out loud. Is this from the show?
>>34031087Yeah leaked episode.
So how many of you guys here waifu Fluttershy?
>>34032272Nobody now take your cuck shit elsewhere.
>>34032295So is she just the meme face machine now or something?
>>34032298Hasbro is the meme face machine now.And don't you forget it.
>>34032286You're retarded if you think people who waifu a fictional character are cucks
>>34032583Anon I think you’re misunderstanding or are unaware of some shit from the episode leaks.
>>34030619Can't wait to see what it's about.
>>34032589What difference does it make? I've been seeing 2 years of this ship being pushed in the show.
>>34034012I’m not saying that people who waifu the character are chicks I was telling him that shit doesn’t belong in this thread.
Soon, my children, soon...
>DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA-"Snrk-HUH?!">You're broken out of a sound sleep by the sound of thundering on your door. >You check the alarm clock.>7:15."It's not even time for a "Day X in equestrian" yet...">DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA->You get out of bed, groggy, and pissed off. Whoever this is, they better have a good excuse for why they woke you up before you could complete the holy trinity.>DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA-"HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES, GODDAMMIT!">You tiredly open the door, to a panicked Fluttershy, who's looking behind her.>She doesn't notice you opened the door, and starting clopping her marshmallow hooves against your crotch."What the hell do you think you're doing?!">She turns to you, looking up, and down at your midsection.>"O-Oh my.">She continues to feel you up."Stay right there. I need to put on a pot of hot grits to pour on you.">"W-wait! I need your help Anon!">You cock an eye at her."My help? I'm not gonna help you figure out my fetish.">She shakes her head.>"No! I'm being st-stalked! I think I'm going to be r-raped!">You cross your arms grinning."Well, well. How the tables have turned. Not a nice feeling is it?">"Anon please! I need your help! I'll do anything!">Anything, huh? Like leave you alone forever?"Anything?">"Yes!""....Okay, you can come in and tell me what's going on but I need you to do something first.">"What's that?""STOP GROPING ME.">Fluttershy quickly takes her hooves off your crotch with a sheepish smile, and "squee".
>>34034817Off to a good start, come back soon.
>>34034817>Stutter Butter gonna get rapedyes, YES!!!moar please
>>34035171In all fairness, matey, /fsr/ has been around here a lot longer than the concept of Fluttercord so take it to a thread that actually gives a damn...
>>34034817I'm interested. come back when you can!
>>34034817But who could it be?
>>34036479W-what are they gonna do, Anon?
>>34036485My god... that poor filly!
>>34036492That's a dude, dude.
>>34036517Its tagged as colt anon
>>34036532>you will never be the little colt>you have to settle for raping him but in your heart you know it's just not the same>tfw
I want Greggums to eat all the eggums
>>34036547Do you want a version with eyelashes and a slightly longer mane/tail?
Greetings, fellow admirers of Trixie,The Great and Powerful Trixie has recently discovered that you all have been writing stories about her without her permission, no doubt because you are all so in awe with Trixie.Despite this unauthorized use of her likeness, Trixie sympathizes and feels she must forgive you this time. It is only natural that one loses control over their faculties after they have been graced with Trixie's greatness. Trixie has seen it happen herself many times.What's more, Trixie has decided that she will grant you all the honor of reading some of these pieces of Trixie fiction. It will no doubt be invaluable to you all to have Trixie's illustrious opinion on your stories. Who knows? Perhaps you might even win the honor of Trixie's own approval!Trixie must excuse herself now, as she must find time in her demanding schedule to read your stories. She will get back to you as soon as she is able.And don't forget to tell all your friends about her next show!Now where'd I put those peanut butter crackers?