Tree snek edition.Can we keep it alive this time?Welcome, anons, to /swt/. Feel free to post any new strange waifus, and be certain to check our writer's pastebins for ones that suit your tastes.Previous thread: >>33822829Writer's Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/R52nhPLX(Seriously, this is not up to date)http://pastebin.com/u/AngryWinohttp://pastebin.com/u/Leifferhttps://pastebin.com/u/WriteFaggot (Lich Anon)http://pastebin.com/u/BadGrammarFaghttp://pastebin.com/u/hexus (Orchid)http://pastebin.com/u/chucklefarts (Thinpone)https://pastebin.com/iQbweiZH (embed) (AI-Pone)Fimfic Pages:http://www.fimfiction.net/user/LocalWriteDronehttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/258844/blossomthing
Is this strange enough?
>>33866093Those creatures (literal bullsnakes?) are definitely pretty strange, yeah.
>>33867464Neat, never heardof this type of creature before.
>>33866774>Caerulea will never sit on you by accident
>>33867632>>33866774she learned this move so that she wouldn't have to perform a belly flop that would knock down half the buildings in her surroundings
>>33867682She's cuteLet me know when she's 18
>>33867464Excellent research anon.
>>33865990PROJECTOR CLOCK PONE, WHERE MY DOMESTIC WAIFUS AT?!
>>33867767>Waiting till she's 18Anon, she's ready for a friend at any age.
>>33868244Caerulea is a cutie.
>>33868244>tfw no Caerulea gf
>tfw BadGrammarFag has abandoned us
>>33865990is this thread just a mere excuse to be furfags and pokephiles?
>>33872181>dumpster fire waifuFitting.
>>33873480Who made this? This is a great style
>>33873927One of my favorites.
>>33875047Who and what is this cutie?
>>33875047Need info on this scifi critter right now.
Pulsar Swirl is a cutie.
Are Kirin strange enough for /swt/?
>>33875047>>33875825Well, little known about her, but her name is Starwit and she came from space. Also she have robotic companion Archie.Check description: https://www.deviantart.com/coyotepack/art/Starwit-with-Archie-281885718
>>33877616This is very nice.
>>33865990Surprise no one has been going through badumsquish material
Literally just spotted this on the front page of Derpibooru when I loaded it.
>>33883290Absolutely adorable.I want to pet the fuzzy birdo.
>>33887804>Bumping without content
>>33888685/swt/ becomes another dead bump generalagain
>>33891294Cute plantpone. What is her story?
Sphinx have no sense of decency
>>33891501They should have to wear pants
>>33891315No clue, I think it’s just a solo pic.>>33891522Strange waifus wearing pants is an abomination and given they’re already abominations, that’s just a new low.
>>33891716Yea, you have a point. Pantsu then.
>>33891294>"FEED ME, SEYMOUR!"
>>33891501>"Try guarding a tomb all by yourself for a thousand years and see how you like it!"
>>33891294>>33892335>The red blooms are actually suckers, at the ends of thick, prehensile vines.>The flowers start reaching for you.>"Feed me..."
>>33892337Yea, you know what, I never thought about it. All that time alone, no wonder they loose social skills. They probably get weird... start wearing rainbow socks and getting into RP. God the poor things.
You can always try to imagine original species that aren't in the show, the thread shouldn't die quickly if you try to make a list.
>>33894192Tatzlponies aren't in the show.BONUS: they're super-cuddly and affectionate.
>>33894192Kaiju pones, half nigh indestructible forces of nature half poner. I personally like them when they’re depicted as cute, gentle, and often times goofy, but can flip the switch to their iconic movie monster side when something they care about is threatened.
Wasn't /swt/ killed off by some Dickscord group or something?
>>33895615If there is one, this place was long dead before that.
>You find the strangest damn things in Froggy Bottom Bogg.>You have to be really careful out here though.>One time you accidentally stepped on a sleeping hydra's tail, and the damn thing chased you halfway up a mountain.>Now you know what to look for, so you concentrate on seeing what else lives out here.>Because you're a naturalist or something. I dunno, whatever it takes to get the story going.>Fluttershy transplanted a bunch of frogs here once.>They were doing well, though you get the feeling they're still pretty new to the area.>So why the hell was this place named Froggy Bottom Bogg?>That's the question you've set out to answer, wearing your trusty hip waders and carrying a small pack with some snacks, a net, and a notebook.>So, oh shit kiddies, what sort of zany misadventures will Anonymous, Ponyville's resident human, get himself into today?>Fluttershy didn't think it was a good idea for you to explore the swamp by yourself.>But hell, that pony is literally afraid of her own shadow.>So off into the swamp you traipsed.>Little realizing where your unerring sense of mayhem and misadventure would take you this time.>As you climb into a small tree to get a better lay of the land, something slimy slaps into your hand."What the...">That's about as far as you get before you are bodily dragged out of the tree and into the water.>Landing with a big splash, you turn to see your hand partly wrapped in a sticky, viscous pink appendage.>Suddenly a green, toothless set of jaws clamps down on your hand.>It hurts, but not nearly as much as you'd expect.>The swamp is shallow but sticky, and it's a struggle to regain your feet.>When you do, you find yourself face-to face with what you can only describe as an enormous poniform green frog.>The shock in its large golden eyes is evident as it realizes it has mistakenly tried to eat something nearly twice its size.>It opens up and releases you, then hops away, turning to watch you.
>>33896208>Your hand hurts, but you're more curious than mad.>Nah fuck that, you're mad too."What the fuck! Did you just try to eat me?">The strange creature shrinks a bit at your outburst, but continues to watch you carefully.>You take this opportunity to examine your hand.>Nothing's broken, but you're betting it's gonna be a hell of a bruise though.>Not to mention that your arm is sore from being dragged out of a tree.>That thing is seriously freaky strong.>And why the hell does it have a lily pad on top of its head?>Wearing a lily pad like a crown, what is that even supposed to mean?>...(Anon's brain is loading, but has a slow connection)>...>DING!>Oh, SHIT!>This is a heretofore unknown Pony Princess under some sort of evil enchantment, isn't it?>Damn, you knew all those fairy tales your mother read to you would pay off some day!>Maybe you can break the enchantment and she'll reward you!>Some tiny rational spark somewhere in your mind tries to warn you that you are taking an enormous leap to a conclusion that will almost certainly turn out to be deeply flawed.>But hey, Pony Princess! REWARD!!!>That little rational spark gives up and goes out."Don't be scared, I won't hurt you...">The great big frog-pony thing blinks and raises it head up a little, watching you warily.>You slowly take a couple of steps towards it.>It regards you curiously, which you take as a sign to continue your cautious advance."You've had a hard life, haven't you?">This time the frog-pony takes a cautious step in your direction as well."Don't worry, I'm here to help you.">You try to sound reassuring.>Prince Anon, savior of the helpless, that's you."I think I know what's going on here,">You stop just short of arm's length and hold out a hand.>Yeah, the same hand she just bit earlier. Dummy."And I think I know how to help you.">The frog-pony takes a couple of steps toward you, sniffing at your hand."Here, just let me help..."
>>33896212>In the magical land of Equestria, anything can happen, right?>You gently cup the frog-pony's face in your hands.>You lean in.>You close your eyes...>And you kiss it, right on where its lips ought to be if it were a normal pony.>Alexander Afanasyev, eat your heart out!>You pull back and open your eyes.>And find yourself puzzled by her mortified expression.>Then her mouth opens and that long tongue darts out and slaps you on in the face.>HARD.>Knocked back on your ass, you can only watch as the apparently confused enchanted princess hops away into the swamp."Come back! Come back! I just want to help you!">You give chase.>Not knowing that two other ponies are watching you. >"Wow, what a nut," Tree Hugger says to her friend, Fluttershy.>"Oh my... Shouldn't we tell him that's just a giant frog?" Fluttershy asks, concerned for your welfare.>"It's all good. He'll figure it out eventually, and he needs the exercise anyhow.">"That seems kind of mean.">"Yeah, but after what he said to me the other day? It's just karma. Let's go home and get a snack."Yeah, it's some old green. I was bored.
>>33865990that's a cute snej
>>33896208I want to pet that frog.I bet it feels nice, slippery wet skin and all.
>>33899661what a qt
>>33902582that is not the type of bullsnake I was expecting but I wasn't disappointed
>>33902757That's also a very cute snake.Is that a bullsnake morph?
>>33902757a patternless axanthic morph bullsnake! (pic unrelated)
>>33902880>>33903039and i replied to the wrong posthave another horse
>>33865990any of you faggots playing the stealth /swt/ cyoa in bootleg?
>>33906639Concept >>33606333Start >>33636589https://www.anonpone.com/mishmash/Not using the right pic for the header though, the MC was decided to have a shark tail.Current post >>33885261
Sloppy tatzlkisses incoming...
What even is this?And would you?
>>33883290Was this drawn by the same guy who did Clop Quest?
>>33911795>rule 63 canon characterNo.Fuck off.
>>33911823How about this then?
>>33911864Nice try, but I don't have trypophobia.
>>33911868I was asking if it's strange enough. Is it?
>>33911869Is she a ghost or a zombie or something lame like that?
>>33911878She's alive, just has a bug problem.
>>33912381A bug ate her right eye and made a bunch of holes in her body.
>>33912400Was it mad at her or was it just hungry?
>>33912406It was very hungry.
>>33912408Oh. Okay then, she is strange enough to be here.
>>33912428Enjoy her while you still can.The bug's going to kill her eventually.
>>33913114Sometimes the most beautiful things are the most transient. Like flowers and sunsets.
>>33914136I want to stick my fingers in there
>>33914589You sure you want to do that?
>>33915733She does not have enough sunglasses.
>>33913114Why not take the bug out of her?Would she live then?
>>33915877I think that'll kill her too.Scarecrow's around here somewhere. Might be better to ask him about his OCs whenever he comes to the thread.
>>33901808More kelpies please!
Here's a creepy old green text for you...>https://pastebin.com/5VrDBnka (PART 1)>https://pastebin.com/BiJBgrJz (PART 2)>https://pastebin.com/WU3Z8VtJ (PART 3)>https://pastebin.com/WU3Z8VtJ (PART 4)>https://pastebin.com/bGa1th1n (EPILOGUE)
>>33919267An oldie but a goodie
I think I just hit the jackpot.
>>33921229Fund The Wall.
>>33922313I was talking about some art I thought I would never see again thanks to the shit Tumblr did. I managed to get some of it back.
>come home>find pic related enjoying your stairsWhat do?
>>33925325Wonder when I got stairs.
>>33925402Okay, just for you...>Get to work>Find pic related rolling around on stairs in the buildingNow what?
>>33925325Take her to the nearest escalator just to see how she reacts
>>33926634"you broke the stairs"
>>33926628What is this?
Any love for a little-known background monster?
Yeah, she's a goo pony. And her name is "Slimy". How original.
Oh hey it is the thread in where I wrote one of my favorite stories I made, fancy seeing you around
This weird thing's name is "Marksaline". Yeah, I don't know what she is either. Except maybe lonely.
>>33928391Succubus Filly Anon? Yeah, it's Tatzlpony Anon here. Long time no see.
>>33894192Dryad pones when?
>>33928391You wrote the succubus story?Nice! Can you write more for us?
>>33927075Frankly, I have no idea. I saw it in an EqD DrawFriend and thought I'd share it here.Apparently it's a redraw of another picture.
>>33929599Seeing it side by side like that, I really don't like the way he drew the face/head
>>33911298Cute, and yes I would.
>>33928430Yeah, it's been ages>>33928583Dunno, I'm pretty dry on the writing department these days, and so busy with random things
>>33911298Yes, I would catch her and cook her up.I mean seriously, that's a seafood buffet all in one fishhorse! All she's missing are some meaty
>>33911298>>33930126So basically Shape of Water(horse)?
This strange enough?
>>33865990Your collective mothers.
>>33933302Now someone needs to draw The Collective MotherThat sounds like it would definitely be a Strange Waifu
>>33932191Heh, glad I'm not the only one who likes multi.
>>33935586I'll bet she gives great hugs.
>>33936549Pinkie gives great hugs too!
>>33937126Very good! For extra points, do you know who Sleipnir's mom was?
>>33937573Heh, maybe in MLP it can be Discord instead.
Make way for Arocs.
>>33933302God I love this thick fucking giraffe. I want her to sit on me, pinning my entire lower torso and legs under her ass, and bend her neck down to ram her tongue all the way into my stomach and tease me about my diet
Blackjack, shes my go to. Most loviest pony and best of all wouldn't mind a few side ponies or three somes. 10/10 would WAIFU AGAIN
>>33941689Is she really strange though?
>>33944172Was this drawn by Ralek?
>>33944221Derpibooru says it was Drizzie Doodles who drew it.
fuck off anti-thingpone fags
I'm in a writing mood and the thread is alive at the same time, surely this is the will of the gods. To be honest i kinda forgot about Ariel. Fresh update in an hour or two when I stop being mad over losing several days of writing to my hard drive committing sudoku. I also lost the fan art some of you dudes did of Ariel if anyone can post those. have a different cactus pone as payment.
>>33947065Ooh!! Lich Anon is back! Looking forward to more qt cactus zombie pone!
>>33947000Why the FUCK is she so criminally thin?
>>33947671She swims all day and doesn't eat much.
>>33947687Comparatively speaking. Thirty tons of fish is a light snack to her.
>>33947065>... You think it worked.>It's kinda hard to tell because the only thing you can do write now is think.>But being able to think means it worked, right?>That or this is what hell is like.>... Lets continue on the assumption that it worked.>Given how well Pinkie dodged all the other Elements of Harmony, and her general propensity for physics-breaking bullshit, she should've made it to the castle in the Everfree where this all started without issue.>Again assuming everything has gone to plan, Ariel will already be there with your phylactery, Derpy's body, and her soul.>While waiting for you to respawn Pinkie and Ariel will do their best to rebuild and repair the castle.>Once you're all better you'll figure out how to resurrect Derpy, proceed to do so, and then live happily ever after.>Yup. Foolproof plan right there.>Just gotta... wait for your body to form.>... This is gonna take a while.>The book said it can take anywhere between one day to two weeks.>Not a lot you can do in the meantime...>...>Did you fall asleep?>Is it possible for you to fall asleep like this?>... If you don't find something to do you feel like you might go insane.>Well your options are agonize over whether or not your plan went well and uh... counting?>Counting sounds as fine an activity as any.>One, two, three, four...>...>You dozed off again.>You forget where you left off in your counting.>Why were you counting again?>It's hard to recall, but you remember it was an important reason.>Probably.>Regardless the last number you recall was around three hundred thousand. >Might as well start from there.>Three hundred thousand and one, three hundred thousand and two, three hundred thousand and three...>...>You feel warm.>Wait a sec... if you feel warm, then that means you're feeling something!>And if you're feeling something, then...
>>33948100>Your instinct is to jolt forward, but the best you manage is a weak flop of your arm.>But you definitely moved your arm, and as you become more aware of your senses, you can feel something soft and furry to the touch under your hand.>You're alive! >Well, "alive.">But why can't you see anything?>Oh wait it's probably because>As a dimly lit stone ceiling comes into view you confirm your suspicions that you had needed to open your eyes.>It's been a while since you had a physical body, ok? You kinda forgot how they worked a little.>Still, you do remember not having fur, and also not generating this much body heat.>After both remembering how to, and committing the monumental action of looking slightly to your right, you feel truly blessed to see Ariel cuddling up to you.>She's nuzzled herself into the crook of your arm so you can't see her face too well, but just her pure white-mane, and the shape of her body is enough to bring you peace of mind.>You hadn't realized it while you were just a thought, but you really missed her.In a twist of fate that nobody could've expected, I'm both late to the update, and didn't actually write that much. I'll post more tomorrow if I can both muster the will to live, and the thread is still up.
>>33947687>>33947942>>33947671>>33947000Guys she needs to get a little thiccer
>>33939286For whatever reason I find this much more creepy looking than anything I've seen in threads past or present.
>>33949630>tfw no Orchid gf
>>33948102Green. Actual new green. I never thought I’d see the day. It’s good to see Ariel’s undead and kicking
>>33924590Cute!>>33914136Makes me want to write, also cute!
>>33949110Might be the hairy legs.
>>33952323Unshorn fetlocks are sexy, though...
>>33952333The hub caps?
>>33939286I would a Sleipnir...
I would let mosquito pony have literally 100% of my blood if she asked nicely.
>>33954817That's her baby picture. How did she wind up like this?
>>33954827It's just an awkward pubertyShe'll show up to the 200 year reunion and blow everyone's socks off
>>33954827this is the ultimate form of all dragons