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Applejack's girlfriend sure is cute
>>33850188That's sick, you know they're cousins.
>>33850197Your mom and dad are closer related than Applejack and Pinkie
>>33850204I doubt that, my parents are from different countries.
>>33850223That's sick, you know that's racemixing.
>>33850234Both majority white countries, so it's fine.
>>33850223>>33850241Is there a scenario you can't slither yourself out of, anon?
>>33850188Gotta say, that's sure as shit some cute-ass fuckin' stuff right there.>>33850197They ain't havin' any kids anytime soon. No worries on the 'tard babies, so where's the harm?Ain't like they was raised as sisters or nothin', and no one seemed to mind Marble an' Mac gettin' awful chummy there for a while.Don't see no harm in lettin' two people find a little happiness t'gether.
This is the brass ring, fellas.
>>33850252>>33850262I was merely pretending to be retarded, I don't have a problem with incest
>>33850262Don't bother. Nobody cares about incest. If someone would've posted Celestia x Luna or Aloe x Lotus nobody would say a peep.
>>33850272A perfect trifecta of villain reformation and constant fornication
>>33850282Can't they just say 'I don't like Applepie' instead of 'You know they're cousins, right?'I thought we were past this
>>33850112Why is Rarity's greatest ambition in life to have Rainbow Dash under her thumb? What's the merit of having her at 100% obedience?
>>33850262>>33850282I don't normally type like a redneck, either. Merely doing Kek's bidding.It's okay. I'm only pretending to be lucid.
>>33850313She knows Dash is going places, and wants to sink her claws in now before she's rich and swimming in fangirl pussy.
>>33850313Rarity just wants to be able to beat Fluttershy at just one thing.
>>33850313>Why is Rarity's greatest ambition in life to have Applejack under her thumb?Fixed
>>33850383>be rainbow dash>5 years after graduation>climb the top of athletics>become superstar>make millions a month>owns yachts, cars, even planes>get invited to every club, party, event>talk to the highest, richest, most famous people>everyone wants a piece of her>she declines>spend every night a luxury hotels>and every night, she's there waiting...>her mistress Rarity>rainbow never says anything>she knows the process>all clothes drop to the ground>just as she's been taught to>she climbs naked onto the bed>just as she's been taught to>she gets into position>just as she's been taught to>whatever Rarity tells her to do, she does it>just as she's been taught to
>>33850485I like to imagine that Rarity "trained" AJ to do the same after years of RD and AJ fighting over who gets to fuck Rarity. Generosity always wins.
>>33850504Rainbow Dash is a world famous athlete that is sought by everyone and the fact that Rarity has exclusive rights to her, get her off.Applejack is a literal nobody who's sought by no one. The same fantasy doesn't work on her.
>>33850485Honestly, this kind of makes me sick to my stomach. I'm pretty much in the middle when it comes to the dominant/submissive spectrum, maybe leaning a bit toward the submissive, at least in the bedroom.This level of passivity is just too much for me, and I don't think I could be with someone that required that kind of subservience.Not a judgement. I know people that this kind of thing really makes happy, and I can at least intellectually understand the kind of freedom completely submitting to someone can engender.Still, for me, knowing someone can only derive happiness and sexual pleasure from the absolute domination of my own squicks me out.It might just be my own feelings about independence, but asking someone to give it up to you just seems wrong.I couldn't do it for someone, at least to that degree, and I sure as hell could never ask it of someone else.
>>33850565Are you completely oblivious to the concept of kinks and sexual fantasies? You KNOW they don't represent real life relationships, right?
>>33850580Not oblivious. I'm just saying how the scenario would make me feel if I was a participant.But, as I literally know people in this kind of relationship, I can't keep quite as much separation as it would require to approach them subjectively.Like I said, no judgement, but it's not a fantasy I can indulge in.
>>33850565>>33850623I think you're interpreting the green as Rainbow being forced to do Rarity's bidding, rather than Rainbow Dash indulging Rarity out of her own kinkiness and interest. It's more or less 'pet play' since there's zero repercussions in disobeying. She's top dog with 20 bodyguards.She's got nothing to lose but everything to gain.
>>33850719I'm not misinterpreting the green. I understand it's Rainbow's choice to submit herself like that. I understand the concept, the safewords, the fact it's just roles they're interested in playing.Maybe it's just that I'm not secure enough in myself to be comfortable with the scenario.I do know the level I'm comfortable at in a bdsm setting, and it's nowhere near that.I just wouldn't be comfortable with someone that enjoyed even the illusion of that level of control over me. It's more that they would want to ask it of me though, even in the confines of fantasy and the bedroom.It's probably got a bit to do with my own weird sexual history, as well.And yes, I know that kind of thing actually works as helpful therapy for some people.
Trix is soo screwed once Luna finds out what happened to Sneklight
>>33850791I get what you're saying but you can't really project yourself onto Rainbow Dash since you are nowhere near her powerlevel. Keep your insecurities to yourself and let us have fun. We don't need your negativity, we're all just here to post cute ponies.
How does Pinkie treat her girlfriend after she has had a hard day at the farm?
>>33850928I dunno that I was being any kind of negative, but okay.
>>33849921>>33849947Well, you heard the Anons, someone ought to get working on ideas for a sad FlutterPie story.Seriously, where are half the writefags listed in OP?
>>33851543>Pinkie lies in Applejack's bed>It's getting late>Applejack still haven't come back yet>it's raining outside and it's beginning to pick up>Pinkie looks outside the window>no Applejack in sight>Pinkie smiles>she knows exactly where she is>leaving the house, Pinkie steps into the rain>it's cold, but she doesn't mind>she makes her way into the barn, her mane dripping wet>instantly, she spots Applejack lying in a stack of hay>her eyes are closed and she's breathing deeply, but she's not asleep>Pinkie smiles and trots over>she doesn't greet Applejack>instead she just climbs ontop of her>Applejack isn't startled>she opens her embrace allowing Pinkie to wrap her forelegs across her neck>Pinkie kisses Applejack and Applejack accepts>her tongue dances with Applejack's>she can tell Applejack's exhausted from the day's work by her sluggish movements>Pinkie squeezes her aggressively>Applejack tightens her embrace >she's putting in more effort into the kiss >Pinkie smiles through it>they both pause to breathe>Pinkie nuzzles Applejack's cheek and hugs her tightly>Applejack finally smiles>the day has been long but it has been a good one
>>33851587Short and sweet, as Applepie should be.
>>33850255>th-this smell...>did you stick this in your pussy, Pinkie?
>>33850428I think we can all agree that Fluttershy is the only character confirmed 100% straight and wanting to have kids with a non pony male character
>>33851683You forget there's more than one Fluttershy
Heard the show is ending and came back to post. Any RaraPonk love?
>>33853287>RaraPonkExplain their dynamic. I can't see them being anything more than friends.
>>33853400Some neat little contrast where lady-like gentle posture channels inner child-like girly girl. It's also aesthetically pleasing to the eye. Some good fics too.
And here's something to kill your minutes if you really care about in depth relationship analysis.
>>33853435This reads like it was written by Rarity.
>>33853435this is just ramble and grasping at straws. there's nothing concrete that explains why rarity, who's got a million suitors, would pick pinkie pie and expect a happy, long lasting relationship.much like rarijack, raripie is a surface level ship that realistic would only last about two weeks before they grew sick of one another.
>>33853405Applejack is strong. She can life a girlfriend with only one arm
>>33853574I never really read it actually. Just skimmed through it. And honestly realism doesn't matter much here. It just clicks and it works for me just by the breif way I described it above. It's a fun dynamic.
>>33853644That's fine, whatever works for you.
>>33853504Now I can't stop reading it in Rarity's voice.
I hope there's some complete series Blu Ray set that'll release after it's conclusion. Then I can pick up from S5.
>>33853790outward slut and meek slut sluts together forever
>>33853818>sluts memewhatever works for you bro, I just think they're cute
>>33853832You dare suggest that AJ is not a slut?
>>33853849>farmgirl>hard workinng>bucks apples all dayChecks out.
>>33853849Applejack is a wholesome farm girl.
>>33853832>>33853849>>33853898she a slut
>>33853917>fucks Rarity>pegs Twilight>fucks Ponk>fucks Fluttershy>hatefucks Dash >fucked Rara>fucked all the kirins yep, she a slut
>>33853832Hey, you can't get mad when people point out the obvious. I mean she is shamelessly holding hands in public Disgusting
>>33853979goofs aside, I think Applejack's feelings towards Fluttershy extends beyond lust. She genuinely loves her.
>The most prolific Appleshy artist mostly draws futa Still not sure how to feel about this
>>33853996Don't fret anon, the maredick is all in your mind.
>>33853996Appleshy doesn't get a lot of fanart, but at least it's pretty prominent in the show.
>>33853987she falls easily for sluts. Rarity, Fluttershy, Rara...
>>33853996As long as the shy gurl is the one on the receiving end...
>>33854020I think when she grows older, she'll settle for flutterbutter. She's kinky in private and caring in public
We need another beach episode
>>33853996You mean like this?https://derpibooru.org/1255675
>>33853574But that can go for almost any ship period. But the fun is always the what if, even if the answer is sad, it's still better than not asking at all.t. crackship connoisseur
>>33853996Not gonna lie I kinda like it, especially the futa pony on human female impregnation that artist has done.
>>33854344>being knocked up by AJis it bad that I kinda want to see this pic
>>33854633don't report me :^)
>>33854344Any girl would grow a dick just to pound that slut.
>>33854633Part of a set just look up audrarius, futa pony on human female to see cowgirl human Fluttershy being knocked up by pony Applejack.Audrarius’ futa princess Twilight pony on human SciTwi also inspired a doc where pony Princess Twi impregnates and enters into a relationship with human SciTwi and human Sunset Shimmer.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/319753/twilight-x-twilight-twilight
>>33854340Suridust > Twidust
AJ's got a problem. All the sluts are out to seduce her.
>>33855390You sweet summer child, not realizing AJ is the one seducing them all. Countless girls left behind in a path of hand holding and leg raising.
>>33855390>>33855652Now if they ever appear again which one of the Shadowbolts would fall for AJ?
>>33855656As if a single one could resist her charm.
Best ship coming through.
Not that I'm complaining, since she's my favorite character, but just why is Applejack so popular in these threads and everything? When did that happen? Is it maybe because of her focus and everything in EQG?
>>33855700I post AppleShy because I ship it. The others are just apologists trying to justify lesser applejack ships, even though they have little to no bearing.I wouldn't exactly call that popularity, but take it anyway you see it.
>>33853435>Rarijack bad, RariPie goodinto the trash
>>33854044When they grow up, Fluttershy will settle with human Discord and Applejack will settle with Rarity
>>33855803I think the whole reason they haven't had Discord in EqG is because they can't figure out how to have someone like him hangout with teenage girls without it being creepy
>>33855889They just need to write him like Ms. Frizzle.
>>33855889Discord is just a shit characterEqG Fluttershy doesn't even like him anyway >>33851878
>>33855915He was okay in RoH.
>>33855700Applejack is just so down to earth and agreeable with everyone in both shows, that it only makes sense that she can just be slotted in with another girl or three and you can stretch it enough that it just works. Then you add crackships on top of that and best background horse is non stop shipping war fodder. Plus shes a fucking cute.
>>33856072>she can just be slotted inher futacock is addictive.
>>33856935Go ahead, call the police, they can't un-snuggle you.
>>33856960AJ has been a bad influence on Rarity. The fashionista now wants to "keep it in the family" too.
>>33855869why does this artist always draw these lesbo bitches so CUTE? i can’t fucking take it anymore
How to have excellent taste in shipping:Step 1. RaridashStep 2. TwishyStep 3. ApplepieYou're welcome!
>>33857533based and canonpilled
Why are they so perfect together?
>>33857533Absolutely haram. May Celestia inflict upon you all types of cancer.
>>33857533My top 3 are all Ponk pairs.RariPiePinkieDashTwiPie.
>Twiglight is mine. >MINE.
>>33859196>flutterpie>rarijack>twidashSorry, but I'm afraid that's dishonest shipping!If you asked mlp's voice actors to write an episode for the show, none of those ships would be present.You've failed this thread's 'exellent taste' requirement! Please exit in an orderly fashion ^:)
>>33859584Rarity......shut your slut mouth.
>>33856072And then there's this slutbag, who gets shipped with everyone because she's a TURBO SLUT.
>>33859615I like her Unicorn harem composed of Starlight, Sunset, Moon Dancer, and Trixie.
>>33857533RaritwiAppleshyPinkiedashand those are the only correct answers
>>33859615What is this clip from? It doesn't look familiar.
>>33859625>PinkiedashCome back to me old friend
>>33859667From the latest two music videos. The one where they airhorn zoom into Rarity's tits.
>>33859697I'm pretty pissed they missed a perfect opportunity for an episode in season 8. Pinkie and Dash going to Las pegasus to go on rides would've been great, but instead we got grannies gone wild. wtf hasbro?
>>33859907>humping the turboslut god damn, these dykes are LEWD
These two will rule the world togetherswimming in millionsposing for every camera
>>33859972big time porn stars?
She was left vulnerable and ailing as her "girlfriend" lusted after some fake mariner. Everyone jumped at the chance.
How many licks does she receive?
>>33860961As many as it takes to cum
Hey all, sorry about being MIA for a few days. The easy month I was promised at work hasn't happened, and my university has been assigning me to a lot of lectures that other professors can't make. I'll have new Vampire Quest updates soon, and maybe a short (lewd?) shipfic out as well. All this AppulPie-posting has me feeling a bit inspired.So yeah, blog over. See you soon.
>>33859697It feels like a thousand years have passed since I read about Incredibly dense Rainbows or secret Pinkies behind the mask.It really is a kind of geriatric ship.>>33861366No worries. Life first, then ponies, as they say.
Is it okay to fuck horses? Asking for a turboslut.
>>33861490Pinkie: clamblocking with a style >why so jealous, Rarity? you should’ve taken care of your girlfriend instead of leaving her all sick and vulnerable...
>>33861490Still haven't watched this, although I know the plot. Is this what it takes to actually make AJ sympathetic? Think it might be the first time I've felt that way about her.
Applejack and Pinkie are the best girlfriends
>>33861366Eh, shit happens, no harm or foul on your end. Not like if you don't post you'll get your writefriend status revoked. Also give into the peer pressure Pie, they must be lewded for the good of your fellow man.
I'm salty they teased so much rarijack in Rollercoaster, yet did virtually nothing for these two in Spring Breakdown.
>>33861568Ishi Rudell ships Rarijack and Sunlightdon't expect any other ships than thosein future episodes
teen ponies are cute
>>33861580Is there actual proof of that?
>>33861600What sort of proof are you looking for? Just look at what he has directed and single out the shipping fuel.
>>33861580>SunlightHow is he shipping those two when SciTwi already has Timber?
>>33861683He's the director, not the writer. When the script put two girls standing next to each other he has the power to make the appear as if they're lovers, friends or just plain acquaintances. He decides how scenes will look and how the voice actors will speak their lines.
Rarity is legit the cutest mare in the show!I love when Rainbow Dash brings out her childish nature and she gets all giddy and spastic
>>33861698I think the theory that the animators are doing it and he doesn't care holds more water.[I mean if I went from FIM to working on a spinoff hated by a section of the fandom ranging from large to majority and includes the woman who hired you to begin with; and only posts youtube shorts, I would stop caring as well./spoiler]
>>33862631That's not how production works. The director work together with the storyboard artist. Animators are just drones that converts storyboard to final animation, then passes it to the director who looks to see if they followed the storyboard.The director has all the power in regards to shipping fuel, given the script for it works in his favor.
Interdimensional selfcest involving Ponks when?
>>33862734Probably about five minutes after Pinkie discovered the portal.
>>33861581I forgot lil AJ had twintails. Everything about those two little horses is cute.>>33862749Pinkie just puts the portal above the mirror pool and just gets to work on herselves.
>>33862770Not quite a filly, not quite a marebut just as ready
>>33861510>rubbing her pussy all over the small of AJ’s backthat pervert.
>>33863039You stop that, Flutterslut. You’re a year older than Pinkie.
>>33863060Age ain't nothing but a number
>>33863345>young teen Applejack seducing Spoiled MILF to save the family farmAt this point I'll need to just quit work and devote myself to horse lesbians full time in order to finish everything I want to write.
>They were like glass , the pair of them.>One was spun glass, the other a roughly cobbled window pane.>It was murky in the spun glass' interior, often the light that shone through it bore a dim, dreary quality.>The very tip to the very bottom were often teetering.>Held on the needle's edge and gently swaying in any breeze that blew her way.>The glass pane, though rough and textured, was almost entirely translucent.>It was set, like her, into stone and brick and mortar, never wavering under the harsh golden rays of sun or torrential downpours of overcast days.>Even though they were so different they were oddly suited together, like a puzzle with mismatched pieces that still stuck together in just the right fashion.>Pinkie Pie, built from rougher stuff, enclosed the tiny glass figurine that spun an intricate ballet on the tip of a needle, shielding her from harsh weather.>Fluttershy did the service of providing something worth looking at in the clear case.>An oddity, depth in the undeep, and cloudy murkiness in the clear,textured frame.>They fit together, passion pink and soft pink hair, fair yellow and bubblegum skin, shinning, optimistic blue eyes with sedated, gentle ones.>Oddities and a mismatched pair they were, it was as if communed on by the very archangels themselves that called the two together.>And in the deepness and shallowness that were the pair of them, they->"Hiya Flutters!">The pen in her hand streaked across the page as her body jolted in surprise, cleaving a large, black mark across the page.>Pinkie Pie laughed nervously when Fluttershy shut the book in her hand and spun around to face her, murder burning in her eyes."Pinkie Pie! I almost finished that page, and now I've got to tear it out and start all over again!">"S-sorry sugar-bear...">Fluttershy clenched her jaw and rubbed a hand down her face, blocking Pinkie's sorrowful look.
>>33864587It really would be for the best. In this case the best meaning my extremely niche fetish for my little pony erotic lesbian fiction.
>>33864595>Lord knows should she take in that pouting lip, those watery eyes, and that desperate look, she'd crumble like a cookie in milk.>Fluttershy sighed."It's not that big of a deal, I guess, but I really want to finish this.">Pinkie perked up almost immediately, and Fluttershy felt like she had been had.>"What are you doing, anyway?">Fluttershy blushed a deep crimson, from head to toe."Nothing!">"Nothing? You can't be doing 'nothing', you're talking and breathing and thinking and blushing and looking and being and-""I-I mean I'm not doing anything important, heh.">"You suuuure? You seemed really mad when I made you scribble on your book.""Yep. Nothing.">Pinkie's eyes narrowed at Fluttershy.>Fluttershy tried to clutch the book to her chest, but Pinkie was faster.>A well-placed finger curled deep in her side, pulling a laugh from Fluttershy's throat as Pinkie wrenched the book away from her."Pinkie, no!">"Awww come onnn! I stole it fair and square, I should get to read it!">Pinkie wriggled her eyebrow.>"Besides, if you really don't want me to read it that bad, it must be something good. Maybe it's like, your secret crush-diary, or something. Oh I am so going to embarrass Rainbow about it if it is!">Fluttershy started to sweat as Pinkie cracked open the cover of the book.>Did she say... Rainbow?>Oh no."Pinkie, wait!">Fluttershy lunged at her, scrabbling at her as she giggled and held the book out of arm's reach.>"Nuh-uhhh!" Pinkie sing-songed."Pinkie! Give it!">Pinkie pie laughed and hopped a step away, the book still far out of her grasp.>"You'll have to catch me first, Flutters!""Pinkie, come back!">Fluttershy bolted after Pinkie's cackling figure.
>>33864625>Sadnon is backShit son, thought you died, glad you're beck with BEST SHIP>>33864587Whats more important; rubles for vodka or (you)s?
>>33864637Take away either of those, and I die. I think I could probably sacrifice sleep, though, as a rogue third option.
>>33864595>>33864625Oh shit you didn't off yourself from depression. Good thing is it means more sadness.Keep going, I'm liking what I'm reading.
>>33862479Too bad Twilight's Seven is probably the last episode they'll have screentime together. It's unlikely they'll get an episode in season 9 and seeing as the crew that works on EqG hasn't given them screentime in over 5 years of content (aside from FOMO which was like 5 seconds, lol), I highly doubt they'll get any in future EqG content.
>>33864994Are you talking about Raridash or Rarijack (non-shipping)? Both of these have been featured as recently as last season in MLP.
Give me one last RariPie episode this season.
>>33865027Pretty obvious he was talking Raridash.
>>33865057Screencaps don't help. Anyway, Raridash has never been built up in EQG anyway, so what's the point? Rarijack is definably EQG, even more so than Twiset.
>>33865088I think it's a stab at the fact that EqG has been around since 2013 and even to this day, there's been no indication that Rarity and Rainbow are even regular friends. In all the years that passed, the writers have never allow the two of them to hang out or even talk to each other, (but somehow the six of them are still able to activate 'magic friendship rainbow')