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>"Thanks for helping me with the lawn Anon. Ever since my husband passed away, it has been a bit difficult to find a good colt willing to help an old mare like me now and days. Who would have thought a human can be just as helpful! I would like thank you for all your hard work. Is there anything I can do in return for all that you have done?"
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>>33846238
Can I ride around on your back through canterlot?
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>>33846238
>you stare at the mare, kinda perplexed
"Uh Velvie? Nightey is right there, upstairs. Waving at us, see?"
>"Oh anon, I know: he will be right there in our hearts, forever. Now, come to mama, Twilight got needs."
"No, seriously, he just broke a leg."
>"Don't we all broke a leg every day?"
"NIGHT LIGHT! YOUR WIFE IS KINDA CREEPING ME OUT!"
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>>33846238
I can't, I'm already married to your god damn daughter!
GOD
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>>33846269
kek
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>>33846238
FUCKING BACKSPACE YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WAS WRITING SOMETHING.
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>>33846238
Oh no, I could't ask you to do anything.
...But maybe you could bake some more of those delicious sugar cookies next time I come over?
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>>33846365
She's not specifically offering sex.
You'd probably just scare her screaming that.
>>33846266
She's an old mare. She can't carry you around Canterlot like that. You want her to throw out her back?
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>>33846238
Yea can you legally adopt me?
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>>33846238
Then she arranges your marriage with her daughter.
This is how times used to be.
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>>33846238
>5 minutes later...
>https://e-hentai.org/g/956324/19579ce08f/
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>>33846381
Sounds like you need a new keyboard if backspace I giving you problems Anon.
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>all these anons wanting something in return
>not doing it for the simple pleasure of helping a kind old mare out
>not sitting down with her for tea afterward
Plebs, all of you.
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>>33846269
>>"Don't we all broke a leg every day?"

Am can sense make you?
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>>33846950
We once broke never a leg
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>>33846238
Ywn perform menial tasks for velvet on a regular basis.
Ywn be rewarded with sex regularly by lonely experienced gilf for all you have done for her.
Ywn develop feelings for hot gilf.
Ywn reignite her ability to love someone.
Ywn marry her after developing a well established relationship after a year or two.
Ywn adopt a foal with velvet since she can no longer conceive one of her own due to old age.
Why live.
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>>33846452
>action-mom
>jump from a fucking waterfall in a barrel
>old

Dude
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>>33847507
>not even looking at OP picture
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>>33848039
Maybe because it needs more plot.
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I would do so many things to this mare.
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>>33847495
>ywn learn to ywn
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>>33846238
Just sit on my face, that'll be good
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>>33846924
These anons must've not been raised right.
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>>33846238
"Please, don't let this be a dream"
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>>33846924
>>33849146
Based af.
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>>33846924
Based
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>>33846924


>>33846924
My man treating her like an actual grandmother instead of wanting her to sit on your face. Respect.
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>>33846867
>e-hentai
you just raped my eyeballs with those amounts of light
fucking casual
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>>33848039
So what? It's a Velvet, she's hot action mom.
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I'd like to drink a cup of tea or coffee with her while she tells anecdotes from her youth, or stories of Twilight and Shining when they were kids. Sounds like a great way to spend the afternoon for the both of us.
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Velvet need love.
Twilight is willing help with that.
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>>33849836
So would we call this Twilight squared?
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>>33850267
No, that's a futa porn between pony Twilight and human SciTwi where the former impregnates the latter with a sequal where she does the same to Sunset Shimmer.
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>"Ooooh~"
>"Anon your dick is so alien and yet so inviting."
>"If I knew you were this big, I would have mounted you a long time ago."
>"Twilight told me so much about your assets that I couldn't help but see for myself. I'm sorry about the restraints."
>"I will say that so far that I am not disappointed."
>"She also told me about you human's stamina."
>"Colts could only last a few minutes at most but when I heard they can last as long as an hour I was practically quivering at the thought of being fucked for that long."
>"Ever since I became a widow I never really found a colt to curb my desires. After all, I am a old mare with very particular needs."
>"But you Anon, might just be the one who can help scratch that one itch that has be plaguing for so long."
>"I really hope you don't disappoint me Anon, because I want... no... need you for all that you are worth."
>"Don't hold back Anon, show this old mare what you got."
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>>33850865
>Speaking this much during sex
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>>33850883
>he doesnt know
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>>33846238
How about some ice cream Mrs Velvet?
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>>33850883
>What is a dirty talk
Found the virgin
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>>33846238
AND
THEN
THEY
FUCKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-OrHsG-03I
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>>33851684
>not "Too many cooks"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8
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Is there any good stories/green of velvet getting fucked?
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>>33851673
That's not dirty talk. That's the senile speech of someone who forgets who they had intimacy with the night before
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Shameless bump
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>>33846238
Give me the butter
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This thread intrigues me.
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>>33846238
I never asked but what happened to Mr Light?
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>>33846269
Silly, Anon, a pony with a broken leg IS dead. He's going to be picked off by predators in like 10 minutes.
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>>33857093
>"Oh well... it is a bit embarrassing really. Not many ponies know but I'll tell you. Do keep it a secret please."
>"During our honeymoon 2 years ago at the Crystal Empire, we were having one of our nightly intimate sessions. Night Light was quite the lover.
>"We wanted to spice things up by doing something new. So, I took the lead and dominated my lover . I guess Nighty enjoy it so much, that when he climaxed he had a heart attack."
>"I laugh at it now considering it was something we enjoyed together. Though I will say that I enjoyed myself thoroughly."
>"I guess even at old age I still got it."



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