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Also know(n) as Expendable Champions Edition Part 2.

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>>33818319

Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

Story List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing

--Recent Writefags--
BG9:
https://pastebin.com/rnmM7QJk (Mane Seven)
https://pastebin.com/BFZq3W6t (Sunset Shimmer)

Pheno: https://pastebin.com/Vryifbp1 (Limestone)

AlexanderGrey:
https://pastebin.com/c6D2XDbL (Shadowbolts)
https://pastebin.com/Sx1M6gnB (Shadowbolts)
https://pastebin.com/4c5BLWLd (Shadowbolts)

FiftyShadesofYellow: https://pastebin.com/x9BuyJQZ (Fluttershy)

Kuragekami: https://pastebin.com/rqbyRWNU (Wallflower Bush)

BurnoutAnon:
https://pastebin.com/RZQmGUKU (Mane Seven)
https://pastebin.com/CRCVrvr4 (Sugarcoat)

Magicopia: https://pastebin.com/p46zndV8 (Mane Seven)

Jade: https://pastebin.com/S9JWisFy (Fluttershy/Rarity/Dash)
https://pastebin.com/Aw0tfU9E (Fluttershy/Scitwi)

TerminusAnon: https://pastebin.com/ddNn3tjZ (Midnight/Twilight)

suppy: https://pastebin.com/dqm9Bvu3 (Moondancer)

Lilith: https://pastebin.com/sPUtvkM7 (Mane Six: Space)

Teachernon: https://pastebin.com/bHH9kNwH (Moondancer/Trixie)

Liquid Plasma/NaOH : https://pastebin.com/dc6dxvwW (RD, Sunset)

--Collection of Anonymous Shorts-- (WIP)
https://pastebin.com/Djg4CZS3

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Archival Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP
Thread Resources: http://derpy.me/b783H
FimFiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbang
Applications: http://derpy.me/tQSuG
Discord: https://discord.gg/jXfKyJP
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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.
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>>33844732
>thighs
Fuck Yes
hey let's try to have the thread last longer this time
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>>33844741
Yeah. Sorry about the massive image dump last thread, I just have a lot of time right now and I can't really be bothered for the rest of today to make another thread and won't be back until tomorrow earliest.
Also, more EQG rewrite update on the way maybe tomorrow for those who are reading it. So expect that.
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>>33844732
Easy access is my fetish
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>>33844732
cute feet
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>>33844389
Finally Anon being with Sunset Shimmer! Thank you very much!
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>>33844732
>>33844751
Beauty at its finest.
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>>33845702
Trixie a qt.
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>>33844751
Based JJ
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>>33845888
two words: bimbo fetish
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>>33844732
>I'm pulling this sweater down to create the illusion of demureness.
>The fact remains that I chose to call you out here wearing this.
>Take that as you will.
>Take the box as you will, too.
>Wink wink.
>No, seriously, pick a box and take it.
>I'm sitting on the fucking Choosing Stone.
>Both is a choice, too.
>Look, you can probably tell by my expression I'm not that optimistic.
>I'm resigned.
>I've accepted this probably won't work.
>I can even find some gallows humor in how desperate and pathetic this is.
>But, you know, maybe, just maybe, it could be really nice and everything we've both been looking for.
>I'm tired of living in isolation with nothing to look forward to.
>I've been scared of taking chances, scared of disappointing people, and scared of disappointing myself.
>... But you're worth taking a chance on.
>It'll at least be a fun distraction, right?
>Even if it's just for a little while.

And that is what that image and my limited context says to me.
Flights of fancy.
*Dully*Weeeeee.
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>>33845702
>>33845709
>>33845720
Even more beauty.
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Previously on WFD ASC: https://pastebin.com/dc6dxvwW

>The next day.
>You’re now Rainbow Dash.
“Crap! I’m late!”
>You are rushing to school.
>For the first time ever, you want to attend ALL the classes to stay as far as possible from home.
>What you witnessed yesterday was just…
“Eugh…”
>Your dad was fucking Principal Celestia right in the living room.
>You just stood there, then ran away as fast as you could.
>Then you came back to your home at the late evening.
>You didn’t talk to your dad for the rest of the night, nor today in the morning.
>He tried to apologize, but you didn’t pay any attention to him.
>You’re so disappointed of him.
>As soon as you arrive to school you notice that your friends are gathered at the school statue.
>Phew…made it!
“’Sup everyone!”
>”Hi Rainbow!” Fluttershy says.
>”Hello Rainbow Dash,” Rarity greets in her usual fancy way.
>”Mornin’ Rainbow Dash!” Applejack happily says.
>”Mornin’ Dashie!” Pinkie Pie says, “you okay? You look like you couldn’t catch those Z’s last night.”
>”Here, you better comb that bedhead you have…” Sunset Shimmer says as she hands you a hairbrush.
“Ugh…don’t remind me. I couldn’t sleep well last night.”
>”Did something bad happen?”
“Well…”
>”Morning girls!” Principal Celestia happily says as she passes by, whistling a tune of an upbeat song.
>Everyone but you says hi.
“Principal Celestia…came to ‘visit’ my dad yesterday and they had some coffee together, if you catch my drift.”
>Everyone but Pinkie’s eyes go wide open.
>”Oh my…” Fluttershy mumbles.
>”Awkwaaard.” Rarity adds.
>”Yeah…it must’ve been embarrassing, he he,” Sunset Shimmer says as she looks nervously around.
>Pinkie Pie giggles.
>”Oh Rainbow…what’s so bad about having Principal Celestia for some coffee? Did your dad run out of coffee or something?”
>You all look at Pinkie Pie.
“Anyways…”
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>>33847512

>”Yoohoo girls!” Vice Principal Luna greets from behind.
>Oh what now?
>You turn around and find Vice Principal Luna walking towards you all.
>Oh my goodness!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPCTe_gQuZI
>She’s wearing a very revealing outfit, high leather boots, makeup.
>”The heck? Is that Vice Principal Luna?” Applejack whispers to Rarity.
>”I believe so…” Rarity whispers back, “it’s weird to see her not wearing those outdated blue pants.”
>”Her hair looks…soooo shiny.” Pinkie Pie says.
>”Are those actual Pucci leather boots?” Fluttershy says, looking amazed.
“What the? Fluttershy! You hate leather remember?”
>”Oh…right,” she replies, shyly.
>”How are you today girls?” Vice Principal Luna happily says.
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>>33847516

>You find her upbeat behavior so weird.
>At this time she’d yell no student parking on the parking lot!
>”Umm…well, we’re fine Vice Principal Luna.” Sunset Shimmer says, looking quite uncomfortable.
>Some of the male students who were passing by just can’t believe their eyes.
>Microchips gets distracted and runs right into Brawly Beats. Bonking both their heads and falling on their backs.
>”Say Vice Principal Luna,” Rarity says, “I really have to ask, are you by any chance wearing Coral Blue No. 2 semi-gloss lipstick?”
>”Actually honey it’s Coral Blue No. 5,” Vice Principal Luna happily says.
>”OMG! Number 5?! Not fair! I’ve been looking to get one of those but they are sooo exclusive and expensive!”
>Vice Principal Luna giggles.
>”I got them as a gift honey. Here…I bought a couple more, but you can have this one,” Luna says as she hands Rarity a stick.
>”Really? I can have it?! EEEEK! Thank you so much Vice Principal Luna.”
>”Pinkie?” Vice Principal Luna says as she turns to her, “the band you asked for contacted me and they said they’d be willing to play for the Winter Formal.”
>”Really?! Oh my gosh oh my gosh! That’s amazing! Thanks Vice Principal Luna!”
>”No need to thank me, thank Anon who helped me yesterday sort things out…by the way? Where is he?” Vice Principal Luna happily says, “I want him to see something.”
>That sounded a bit weird.
>Everyone looks confused.
>”Who knows? He’s never late,” Rarity says.
“His car isn’t at his usual spot either,” you say, looking for his black and red car.
>”Oh…well, if you see him could you please tell him to come to my office?”
>”Sure…” Applejack says.
>”You better get going girls, classes are gonna start soon!” Vice Principal Luna says, “bye!”
>And with that last goodbye, she enters the school.
>That’s weird…where could that big idiot Anon be?
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>>33847523

>Lunch time.
>You’re all gathered at the usual table.
“Hey girls! Say…have any of you heard of Anon?”
>They all shake their heads.
>”He didn’t come to Mr. Sombra class,” Fluttershy says.
>”Nor to Cranky’s class either…” Applejack says.
”That’s odd…we have to practice today. The quarter finals are gonna take place this Saturday! If he’s planning to ditch us then he’s gonna be sorry!”
>You pull out your cell phone from your pocket and call Anon’s number.
>”Don’t bother…we tried calling him,” Applejack says, “he just won’t pick up.”
“He didn’t say anything about not coming in to school did he Sunset?”
>”Wah?” She holds her hands up, as a blush forms on her face, “w-why should I know?”
”Because you work with him? Why else?” You say, raising an eyebrow.
>”Oooh…ha ha, silly me.” Sunset says, “no, he did not…he just drove me home and he left! Ha ha…”
>”You don’t even believe that yourself Sunset, ha ha ha…” Sonata says as she passes by with a tray full of food.
“What was that all about?”
>”Ignore her…Sonata being Sonata,” Sunset Shimmer says, “speaking of Anon…girls, the crystal was black and red when he dropped me off at my apartment last night.”
>”Really?” Applejack says, “what would that mean?”
>”I’m not sure…but it doesn’t sound good.”
>”Come on Sunset…this is Anon we’re talking about,” Pinkie Pie says, “maybe the crystal turned black because of the exposure to dark magic abd not as much as being a bearer of dark magic himself.”
>You all look at Pinkie Pie.
>”What? It’s just what I think of.”
>”I have tah agree with Pinkie here Sunset…Anon is one hell of a guy, maybe the crystal turned black because he had to kick some butt earlier don’t ya think?” Applejack says.
>”Maybe…” Sunset says as she pulls her crystal out of her cleavage, “where could he be?”
>”I hope he’s fine…” Fluttershy says.
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>>33847527

”AAAAAAAH…AAAAAAHHHHH!”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NKSMepv9o0
>You’re now Anon.
>You don’t know where you are.
>You’re strapped to a chair.
>And Silver Fang just burned your cheek with a lit cigarette.
>”Motherfucker…do you have any idea of how much I had to go through because of you?”
>Silver Fang grabs a rusty pipe and hits your left arm, breaking it.
“NNNGHHH! AAAAAHH!”
>”Don’t overdo it Silver Fang. You might end up killing him, the boss wants him alive remember?”
>”He’s a dead man anyways…” Silver Fang says as he takes a knife and drives it right into your left hand.
“AAAAHHHH….FUCK!”
>He damages your hand further by moving the knife back and fort while it’s still stuck into your hand.
>The pain is just unbearable.
>”Aww…does it hurt? Does it hurt?” He teases in a very childlike way.
>The rest of the gang laughs.
>Silver Fang grabs the same rusty pipe and swings it like a baseball bat.
>”What’s next? Oh…I know!”
>He swings the pipe as hard as possible and hits your right knee.
“AAAAAAAAHHHH!”
>”Busted knee…that had to hurt.”
>You keep panting and biting your lower lip, trying to stay conscious.
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>>33847529

>”Sheesh. This fucker is strong…” Silver Fang says.
>”And who gave you permission to play with him like that?”
>”DARK BLOOD?! Boss! I was just…”
>”Shut up Silver Fang…and, what do we have here?
>You rase your head and find a sinister looking figure entering the room.
>”Wait a minute…”
>No fucking way.
>”I know you…”
>It’s Dark Ember’s dad.
>”Anon…wasn’t it? You went to school with my…”
>Dark Blood suddenly realizes what the fate of his son and you being held captive means.
>”Mother FUCKER! IT WAS YOU!”
>That’s it…
>You’re a dead man.

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That's it for tonight. Hope you enjoyed it.
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I really need some Gloriosa stuff that isn't drama. I just want my gorgeous plant waifu.
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>>33847534
>>”Mother FUCKER! IT WAS YOU!”
>>That’s it…
>>You’re a dead man.
Ohhhhh shit
Absolutely fantastic green as usual NaOH.
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>>33847534
Shit's about to go down!
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>>33847630
Same
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>>33847534
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>>33845709
___Unf___
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>>33845702
We could use more Trixie in here too.
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>>33847534
>You’re a dead man.
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>>33848583
What original image is this based off of?
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>>33849348
American Gothic? Kind of? I think that's what the artist was going for, anyway.
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>>33844741
Thighs = underrated
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So, I'm going to remake the Waifu Wars thread soon probably, but there's one detail that happened on Fire Pro World for the PS4 that I'm happy for.

The addition of Custom Music. Time for me to get poking pony musicians for usage.
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>>33850685
This excites me.
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>>33850688
The biggest thing I have to deal with is FINDING musicians who want to lend tracks for the league.
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>>33850910
Can't just slap a 'if anyone wishing for me to remove music they own from this, please feel free to contact me and I'll happily comply' disclaimer on it?
I've really got no idea how that works.
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>>33850983
I'd really like to have everything on the up and up so I don't have to remove past content, to be honest.

I'm contacting a few that I know and one's already given me the okay to use his stuff.
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>>33850993
Sounds like the better way to do it, even if it takes longer and you'll end up not being able to use stuff if people never get back to you.
I'd just resign yourself to a bit of that, unfortunately.
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>>33850685
you need to use /ournegro/ music
https://youtu.be/CNA2SVuRcPg
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>>33851161
I'm crying laughing here, and so, so happy this exists.
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Up we go.
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>>33851161
fucking 10/10
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>>33852561
For me it's a 100/100.
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>>33844765
A faggot's fetish.
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>>33851161
This might be a little too much for Twitch, anon.
But I'm putting this in a playlist.
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>>>/trash/23163785
>>>/trash/23163798

Big thanks to my man RamboN7 for completing my comissions <3
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>>33853867
Hey how's it going?
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>>33853892
Good now that I have my sweet sweet princess butt to ogle. That you my nigga?
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>>33853896
I wish.
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>>33844732
Anon from Earth in Pony human world when?
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>>33854118
As soon as you write it.
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>>33854118
This >>33854147
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I might post a green of this >>33854118 here in about 19-ish hours from now if I manage to get it typed by then. You might want to be here for that.
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>>33855762
For now relax.
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>>33855225
>"You have failed me for the last time."
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>>33856969
What would my punishment be?
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I'm still chugging along. Ring's pretty much done, all I need to do is download the image files I've put on the website through my ps4 for usage.

Custom Music will be happening, not sure if this league though since it's hard to find 16 songs that sound good for themes and get permissions for so I can still keep my archive up.

Anyways, here's the first show card that'll happen in 2 weeks and a day.

6/2 - 3 PM CST

Group A:
Pinkie Pie vs Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy vs Princess Cadence

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle vs Maud Pie
Vinyl Scratch vs Sonata Dusk

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer vs Bon Bon
Princess Celestia vs Treehugger

Group D:
Octavia Melody vs Adagio Dazzle
Sunset Shimmer vs Princess Luna
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>>33857566
Not thick enough.
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>>33857580
Sweet!
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>>33857580
Looking forward to it.
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>>33857691
Why?
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>>33857580
Nice, dude.
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>>33857703
>>33857706
>>33859781
Thank you anons. Also, there is a new thread up just you know, cause old ones died.
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>>33860259
Neat.
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>>33856196
Any stories with GD in it?
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>>33860712
I wish. I might write one.
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>>33860712
>>33861350
She's a goddess in my opinion.
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Question here. Do you guys take fanart (both humanized and EQG) edit request, like turning an innocent worksafe drawing into a nude one?
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>>33862330
Yeah.
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Setting up for Random Livestream soon.
https://derpy.me/daVFb
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>>33862866
Whoop!
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>>33860712
Aren't there any in the Fingerbang Pastebin?
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>>33863777
There should be, I recommend searching for keywords, mr trips
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>>33862355
Does this mean it's okay?
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>>33864941
Yep.
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>>33847534
Glad to see you back NaOH.
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>>33864941
What did you have in mind?
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>>33866713
Not him but I'm thinking about doing nude edits myself.
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[Edit request]
Requesting a nude edit of Vignette Valencia. You may replace the phrase in her smartphone screen with a nude version of her "#bangs" selfie.

For "#bangs", you may use the following picture from other artist, but give it slightly bigger boobs beforehand:
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2722679

You can remove or redo the background if necessary. Be sure to make her nipples and genital(s) clearly visible.

References for nipples and genitals:
https://e-hentai.org/g/1372720/c4d5dcacff/
https://e-hentai.org/g/1373061/722c695069/
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>>33864941
Yes
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>>33869824
That's a good dagi. Also nice file dimensions.
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Time for bed. Good night anons.
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>>33851161
https://instaud.io/3HYD
low effort and gay
worth continuing to work on?
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>>33871101
Yes.
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Why has thread been extra slow lately?
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>>33871816
I'm guessing it's an overcorrection for the last thread being extra fast. >>33844741
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>>33766992
Thanks. Your story is great too.

>>33818235
And it will continue to completion. Glad to know you're still with me.

>>33844732
Please don't forget to put my new part 2 pastebin in the next thread.

~*Four years ago*~

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
>You cover your face in your hands and scream as loud as you can.
>You feel the tears seep from your eyes and through your fingers.
>Your legs are weakening as you slouch down in horror… How could any of this be real?
>”What in the world has gotten into you, Veronica? This isn’t the first time we’ve done this.” Evelyn says.
>… She’s right. But this was one time too many. You just can’t do this anymore.
>You take your hands from your face and look to her.
“This isn’t right!”
>Your voice is hoarse and shaky.
“No one should have to go through this! What are we doing this for!?”
>Evelyn walks over and yanks you to your feet by your arm.
>Through your teary eyes you can see her annoyed look. But… you can also see a slight level of sympathy.
>”Because if we DON’T do this we’ll go EXTINCT. Get it? No more witches. No more magic. Anything you, your family, the original six, or any witch will be for nothing!”
>You finally find some strength in your legs and pull away.
“There… has to be… another way.”
>You choke out the words between whimpers.
>”Do you think I like looking at shit like this every day? If there was another way, we’d go for it in a heartbeat, Veronica.” Evelyn spits out.
>The metal door to the lab screeches to life and you hear someone enter.
>You turn around to see the girl with long orange and purple pigtails.
>Evelyn huffs. “What is it, Galaxy?”
>“Lady Selene wanted to know how progress is going but…” Galaxy looks over to the subject and contorts her face in disgust. “Yeah… I can see pretty clearly now, y’know.”
>She sets her eyes on you. “Oh, and what kind of drama is going on here?”
>”The kid got shaken up a bit, it’s nothing.” Evelyn states flatly.
>”It IS pretty gross, after all.”
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>>33872376
“Tell me.”
>You look at Galaxy. She looks a little taken aback at you suddenly addressing her.
“Do you think this is worthwhile too?”
>”Yeah sure why not? This ride’s pretty fun right?”
>You have no words. All of this and THAT’S all she has to say about this?
>Your eyes begin to re-tear and your mind races… How did you end up here? Why aren’t you playing with the other kids? What’s wrong with you?
>Galaxy looks as if she remembered something. “Oh, and don’t forget to report to you know where tonight. We have more leads on where the castle and the crystals are.”
>”Nice.” Evelyn says. “Now get out.”
>Galaxy giggles, then turns around and leaves.

~*Present*~

>You look up at Twilight.
>She looks… the same as always. The hime-cut that mirrors yours. Those innocent eyes. That ever so slight, optimistic smile.
>Considering the situation, it annoys you a little.
“I don’t think you’d be smiling if you knew the state of our world.”
>The bust doesn’t respond of course.
>As it’s overcast outside, the house itself looks dull and gloomy too.
>The shadows around the home seem to creep and crawl over the furniture and walls. The house creaks and groans despite its build quality.
>Other than the houses silent wails, you can hear the strong snow storm outside. Winds howl sending white fury over the windows and in fact—the whole settlement.
>You’re alone in this house. You don’t know what to do. You’ve been sitting here for hours…
>You’re sick of your thoughts wandering. They haunt you.
>…
>Not another second.
>You finally find the strength to rise from the couch. The pressure of finally feeling your weight again makes your legs groan.
>Slowly, you make it to the door and exit the house.
>The cold air and snow hits you like a ton of bricks.
>You recoil by putting your arm up and shielding your face.
>After closing and locking your door, you trudge on through the white void…
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>>33872380
Forgot my trip on the last two posts
>Guard witches are just about the only ones you see outside. Unsurprisingly, there have been a lot more of them around since the incident.
>The storm seems to strengthen as you move through. The clouds continue their menacing attack on the Earth.
>Your mind starts to go blank and you’re left simply walking out of habit…
>The whiteness goes on and on…
>…
>You’re brought back to your senses when you realize you’re at The Academy.
>The pain in your fingertips and on your face due to the sheer cold also starts to come into your awareness.
>You pick up the pace and trudge along into the building.
>The shock of entering a much warmer place coats your body. You stomp the snow off of your robe and boots.
>Your entrance earns you a bit of attention from the few witches that bother to leave their rooms at a time like this.
>Not that you’re self-conscious; you never had any friends anyway.
>You walk to the stand and pick up a newspaper.
>The same war. The same enemy. The same rate of death as before. The same adult witches working day in and day out to fuel supply lines.
>You look around the lobby once more. The same student witches that are the only ones that have nothing to do but wait and worry.
>It truly hasn’t been THAT long. But it’s starting to feel like it.
>Where would you be right now if you hadn’t done what you did at Cloudsdale?
>… Did you contribute to this?
>No. You won’t let your mind wander off into depressing memories again.
>You refocus on the paper.
>We’re… losing?
>That’s right. Our forces against Selene and her rouge witches.
>But Selene has the old castle now. And all of the advanced fortification that was lost witch knowledge to us.
>A large wall. And a barrier. We can’t get past.
>And to think she waited there for us to find her. As if to mock this settlement’s efforts. What if she really does win? What if she gets here? What a fool she’ll make of you then.
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>Your stomach drops, and you slam the paper right down where you found it.
>The noise draws a little more attention from those around.
>You pay them no heed and move along…

~

>You are Sunset.
>Your alarm sounds and you shoot up.
>You hit it with your hand and take in your surroundings.
>Your apartment looks particularly cheery today! Sun beams from both the window behind and in front of your bed.
>You throw your yellow sheets aside and foot it downstairs and open your closet.
>What should you wear today? Something with a sun on it of course! Because it’s sunny.
>And your name has sun in it.
>What other reason do you need!?
>You get dressed. You do your hair. You do your make-up.
>Breakfast time. You have to be quick—and healthy too. Granola bar it is.
>You hear the sounds of the birds chirping outside along with the morning traffic.
>Your mind wanders as you go through the motions. What are your friend’s mornings generally like?
>Not like you can’t just ask them.
>Finally, you put on your boots, pick up your backpack, and leave the apartment.
>Another day in Canterlot. You can’t help but like this town.
>The traffic is just enough to be lively, but not so much that it’s congested.
>The sidewalks are clean and numerous.
>And all your favorite, familiar parts of town greet you as you make your way to Canterlot High.
>The walk signal turns on and you cross the street.
>And there’s one of your friends!
“Hey Cinderbelle!”
>She turns around and gives you a smile. “Hey, Sunset!”
>You catch up to her and match pace.
>”So… have you figured out what your chemistry project is going to be?”
“Ugh. Did you have to remind me?”
>Cinderbelle chuckles. “Sorry I couldn’t resist.”
“Do YOU even know what you’re going to do?”
>”Uhh…”
>Your face slowly becomes more smug.
>”Oh, look we’re here. We better get to our lockers and then to class, eh Sunset?”
“Don’t change the subject!”
>You two enter the school and take your separate ways to get to your lockers.
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>>33872390
>You walk through the various students that populate the hallways of your high school. As the bells get ever closer to ringing, the hallways fill evermore.
“Hey Carrie. Hey Cadenza.”
>You walk up your locker that’s right between theirs.
>”What’s up, Sunset?” Carrie asks.
“Same as every Monday. Trying not to die.”
>”You say that, but you look oddly chipper today.” Cadenza comments. “What’s gotten into you?”
>Your smile broadens.
“You know, I’m not exactly sure what it is myself.”
>”Oh.” Carrie closes her eyes and nods. “I totally get it.”
>You tilt your head.
“You… do?”
>”Of course, Sunset.” Carrie closes her locker and leans on it. A sly smile is across her face. “It happens to all of us one day or another.”
“Something tells me you DON’T get i-“
>”You’re in love.” Carrie cuts you off.
“What!? No way.”
>”Who’s the lucky guy, huh? Tell me!”
“I’m telling you it’s no one!”
>”Tsk. That’s what they all say at first.”
>Cadenza closes her locker. ”Give it a rest, Carrie.”
“Thanks for talking sense into her.”
>Cadenza smiles. “She can tell us about her crush when she’s good and ready.”
>Carrie begins to giggle.
“Not you too!
>Before long the warning bell rings, and you get to homeroom.
>You take your seat and get yourself situated.
>Mrs. Gardener sits at her desk and silently passes the time reading something until homeroom formally starts.
>You notice a familiar amazon blondie enter the room and sit next to you.
“How was your weekend, Amelia?”
>”Y’know, pretty good. Did you know they had a laser tag place near here?”
“I didn’t. They really have one?”
>”Sure do. Went there with the team to celebrate our victory last Friday.”
“Glad to hear you girls won. I wasn’t keeping up with it.”
>Amelia chuckles. “Please. We don’t lose.”
“You sure about that? Because a few weeks ago-“
>Amelia swiftly wags a finger at you. ”Uh uh uh! We don’t lose.”
>You giggle.
“Sure thing.”
>The bell rings. Homeroom starts.
>Classes go by. Lunch period begins.
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>>33872397
>After you get your lunchbox you rush over to the cafeteria. The sound of a lot of chatter fills your ears as you open the doors.
>You make your way over to the usual spot and take your seat amongst your friends.
>”What took you so long?” Cadenza asks.
“Just misplaced something. But I’m here now.”
>Just to the left of you, Artemis finishes taking a sizable gulp of her orange juice. “Glad you’re here now. We all have something to discuss.”
>”Oh really?” Cinderbelle muses. “What is it?”
>”Have any of you noticed anything… off lately?” Artemis asks.
>”That’s an extremely general question.” Carrie states.
>”Yeah, you’re right. But something’s wrong about all of this. It’s like it’s on the tip of my tongue.”
>”Why not just give a few examples of things you noticed that were ‘off.’” Amelia suggests.
>”Sure.” Artemis puts a finger to her chin and thinks for a moment. “Well, do you girls remember anything from a full week ago or earlier? Like, anything at all?”
>”Well of course!” Amelia starts. “We… Uhh…”
>… You don’t either. What? What in the world happened a week ago?
>Your stomach drops. How does that work? You can’t have just appeared one day. How could you all have amnesia? Where did you come from? How did you get here?
>”You’re right, Artemis.” Cadenza says. “I don’t remember anything from a week ago. This isn’t right…”
>”Another thing.” Artemis starts. “Does this word have any significance to any of you? The word is: Ma-“
>”SUNSET!”
>You (and a fair portion of this side of the cafeteria) look at the source of the commotion.
>It’s Lainah… you and her have had some ‘disagreements’ in the past to say the least. Though… you can’t remember all the specifics for some reason.
>What’s she mad about now?
>She storms up to you with a gnarly scowl. “Did you really think you’d get away with that shit, huh? You fucking sow.”
>You and your friends stand up.
>”What did you say!?” Amelia asks.
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>>33872404
>”Stay out of this. This is between me and her.”
“What did I even do? Or is it just that time of the month for you?”
>”Selective memory huh?”
>A crowd begins to form around the scene as students watch what’s about to go down. You were in such a good mood too…
>”Did you really think for a second that anyone would think you simply forgot?” Lainah asks.
“Out with it! I really don’t know what you mean.”
>Lainah chuckles. “Let me jog your memory… Sunset.”
>Lainah lifts her left arm at you and you begin to move to defend yourself.
>The lower end of her arm then hits the ground...
>What?
>”What?” Cadenza muses.
>Lainah’s stub then begins bleeding…
>Her blood pools and stains your boots.
>You stand in shock.
>”Sunset.” Lainah says. Her voice is shaky and soft. Her face has a deeply unsettling, pained, scared smile on it. “How could you forget?”
>”Sunset, I get it now!” Artemis says. “Look at me. This isn’t the way it’s supposed to be.”
>You look to Artemis for a second, but something about the crowd catches your eye.
>You look around to find the students of the crowd beginning to grow hideous dark purple hives over themselves.
>Pained, gurgled moans and screams begin to fill the cafeteria.
>Artemis grabs your hand. ”Sunset. Eyes on me.”
>”No Sunset, don’t listen to her.” Lainah puts her right hand on your shoulder which causes you to jump a bit. “You have to pay for your mistakes. This is because of you.” Her voice is still pained and fragile.
>At once. An absolutely revolting stench fills your nostrils. It’s the crowd of students. The pulsating blights on their bodies have grown ever more. Blood and vomit can be seen spewing amongst them.
>This disease is…
>”Sunset, please listen!” Artemis pleads. “We don’t have much time. You need to realize that-“
>”Sunset!” Lainah shouts. “You need to pay for your mistakes!”
>Your eyes begin to well up. What’s going on?
>”Sunset!”
>”Sunset!”
>”Sunset!”
>”Sunset!”
>”Sunset!”
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>>33872410
>You shut your eyes tightly, turn towards Artemis, and embrace her with all your might.
“MAKE IT STOP!”

~

>…
>”…Okay. I’ll try my best.”
>That was Artemis’s voice. But it’s much less urgent.
>You open your eyes and break the embrace.
>You’re in your bed. In your dorm room. At The Academy.
>A nightmare…
>”Are you alright, Sunset?”
>Artemis sits on your bed in front of you in her nightwear. She looks up at you with a worried expression in those purple eyes.
>”I’m going to have to second that question.” Amelia states from her own bed.
>Slowly, your heartrate settles.
“Yeah. It was just a bad dream.”
>You should have known. How could people in the settlement possibly be in Canterlot back when it wasn’t a ruin? But I guess if it was that easy everyone would break out of their nightmares.
“Ugh.”
>With that groan, you collapse once again on the bed facing up. You simply stare at the ceiling and let your mind wander.
>”This blows. It’s bad enough we’re in a war now. But we have nothing to do but wait and rot.” Amelia complains.
>Artemis yawns. “Settlement policy. They don’t want to send minors.”
>The war. The one between this settlement and Selene’s gang of rouge witches over at the castle. We know nothing about it other than that it’s happening at this point. News is slow since there’s no organized mass media and all.
“Are we… winning?”
>”Don’t know.” Artemis answers. “Can’t give a good guess either. Who knows what kind of equipment Selene has at that castle?”
>Artemis looks up just slightly. Then speaks incredibly softly. “…Who knows…?”
>”Uh, what was that?” Amelia asks.
>At this, Artemis gets up and begins to quickly dress herself.
>You and Amelia just watch while being a little confused.
>When she’s about to head out the door, she looks back. “I’m going to check something.”
>With that, she leaves.
>Amelia looks at you. ”What was that all about?”
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>>33872414
“I guess she wants to learn all she can about the fight. I can’t blame her. But, what can knowing about it really do if we can’t fight anyway?”
>*BOOM*
>The thunder roars and you look out the window. The clouds are thick and the snow is relentless. The settlement itself doesn’t look much better. It’s coated in snow. The only ones outside are the guard witches; the guard witches are more numerous now too, what with the state of affairs.
>Silence engulfs the room again.
>Your thoughts drift back to your dream. And then to Lainah.
>Why did she join Selene? When you read her mind, all the details weren’t clear… A shadowy woman with a-
>Your thoughts are interrupted by Amelia getting on your bed.
>”Sunset. We have a problem.”
“Oh? What is it?”
>She crawls closer to you. “It’s that you’re always hugging all over Artemis. I mean, that’s nice and all. She is your teammate. But what about me?”
“Huh?”
>She crawls further until her face is mere inches from yours. “And even this morning Artemis is the first one you went for. Do I not exist to you?”
>What’s gotten into her?
“She was nearby, that’s all.”
>”Yeah? Well now it’s my turn…”
>Amelia gently pushes you down onto the bed and climbs over you.
>You look up at Amelia. She bites her lips and looks back down at you. Let’s just say her bedhead is now creating a completely different aura about her now than it was moments ago.
“Wha?”
>”Just let this happen, Sunset.~” Amelia speaks softly.
>!!!
>Amelia slowly moves her right hand and it gently lands on your left cheek like a feather. She sensually caresses your cheek and strokes your hair.
>You don’t know what to say or think, and your body feels in between being relaxed and flustered. You settle on staring back into Amelia’s big blue eyes.
>You look up at Amelia. She bites her lips and looks back down at you. Let’s just say her bedhead is now creating a completely different aura about her now than it was moments ago.
“Wha?”
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>>33872418
>”Just let this happen, Sunset.~” Amelia speaks softly.
>!!!
>Amelia slowly moves her right hand and it gently lands on your left cheek like a feather. She sensually caresses your cheek and strokes your hair.
>You don’t know what to say or think, and your body feels in between being relaxed and flustered. You settle on staring back into Amelia’s big blue eyes.
>Soon, Amelia sits back up on the bed. “Alright, now this.”
>Your eyes remained fixed on the ceiling when Amelia went out of view, but when she reenters your sight she is now without her bra. Her pink nipples harden at contact with the air.
>Your lips part a bit as you parse the sight.
>”That’s no good. I can’t be alone in this.”
>Amelia reaches her arms behind you and sits back again, this time bringing your upper body with her such that she’s sitting in your lap. Her body weighs heavily on your thighs. You become acutely aware of the massive skin to skin contact between you two as she embraces you.
>You feel her hands undo your bra. You feel your face get hot.
“Amelia!?”
>”Relax, it’s nothing I haven’t seen before.”
>The bra falls down on her lap, and she gets off yours… Now it’s your nipples’ turn to harden.
>Before you can cover them you see a pair of arms come from behind you and cover them in your stead.
“Hey!”
>”They always talk about my rack, but yours is nothing to look down at either huh?”
>Amelia continues to fondle your breasts as you squirm. After some time, she suddenly stops and gets up onto the floor.
>”Alright, guess we best be getting up and ready then.”
>You stare at her dumbfoundedly and with a slight scowl as she gets dressed. Did she actually just do that?
>Once she’s about to exit the room, Amelia stops and turns to address you with a smug face. “Oh, sorry, guess I left you hanging there. Did you want me to continue?”
“Completely WRONG!”
>Amelia laughs and leaves the room.
>This girl…
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>>33872422
>After a moment, you smile. Because she succeeded in keeping your mind off more negative things.

~

Lulamoon Files Excerpt # 40: Paradise Lost
>November 30, 2092
>So, it’s finally come to this.
>The purple plague has spread relentlessly through the world.
>And not it’s in this home of ours too.
>The only non-witches here were only ever men. That was supposed to lessen the likely hood of spread to this place.
>So much for that.
>No one is quite sure how it happened, supposedly. It doesn’t matter right now, though.
>Now many husbands are sons are infected here. It would be such a pain to clean them out now that infected are closing in on the outside too.
>We’ve got to leave this place. We may come back later if in when this situation blows over.
>But so that no one other than us can come back this place is going to be sealed up.
>No one will be staying here now, considering the new situation we’ve found ourselves in.
>I will stick with the same plan I’ve had before. Me and a few choice others will start a trek eastward.
>Sincerely, Catherine Lulamoon.

~

>You are Artemis.
>You put the paper back down where you got it and sigh.
>It would seem the castle has a barrier of some sort of a type that no one now recognizes. As a result, our witches are stuck at a massive disadvantage in this fight. Not to mention the apparently superior equipment Selene’s rabble has that was in that castle.
>You knew Selene had to have SOMETHING up her sleeve. I mean, she did kind of invite us there.
>But… is a barrier really all?
>Only way to find out is to get past you suppose.
>You begin to pace around the plaza of The Academy. A few witches look at you curiously, but you’re far too lost in thought to pay them any mind.
>Just with the information given in this newspaper, you could see what you could learn in the library.
>But that would be a waste of time. There’s no chance the knowledge base over there doesn’t have information that’s already here.
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>>33872428

>Meaning that if there’s anything you can do—you’re going to have to go to an unorthodox source.
>…Sources you probably can’t access now. Because minors can’t leave the settlement in wartime.
>Unless… No, probably not.

~

>You are Sunset.
>The harsh winds and snow assault the windows.
>The sad strings flow and settle into your eardrum.
>Each chord burrows itself into your subconscious and beckons the makeup of your brain to secrete chemicals that bring sadness.
>But not for lack of beauty. The song is well composed. Each string is highly pleasurable to your eardrum.
>Cadenza ends the song and silence fills the room.
>Amelia breaks the silence. “Couldn’t you have played something happier?”
>Cadenza shrugs. ”Eh, it wouldn’t come out as well if the song didn’t fit our surroundings.”
>*Sniff!*
>Your attention turns to Carrie, who is now visibly holding back tears.
>”Alright, it wasn’t THAT sad.” Amelia says.
>”Yes it was!” Carrie gets up and gets a tissue.
>Your eyes now drift to the green haired girl right next to you. Who is.. staring blankly to the distance.
“Cinderbelle?”
>She doesn’t respond.
>You put a hand on her shoulder and address her again.
“Hello?”
>”Oh!” She finally wakes from her trance with a jump. “Heh heh, sorry about that.”
“What was that all about?”
>Cinderbelle’s expression dulls as her brows furrow and she looks down. She nearly reenters her trance. “I can’t stop thinking about Lainah…”
“Oh.”
>”She used to help us at the day care all the time. How did I miss this part of her? I should have known somehow.”
>You couldn’t keep your mind off her either, really. She’s in your nightmares now even. The scenes from that day with her and Selene replay in your mind all of time. You keep on thinking about what if you did was right or wrong. What could you have done or said? How could you have changed this? Could you have saved her?
>The questions drive you mad.
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>>33872435
“I don’t get it either. I mean, we hated each other yeah. But not like this…”
>You look up at the ceiling.
>”She must have been secretly spying on us, no? Just like Evelyn did at the other settlement.” Carrie suggests.
>”That… That just doesn’t add up.” Cinderbelle speaks definitively. Which takes you all by surprise, since it’s so unlike her.
>”Uh. Sorry.” Cinderbelle stands. “I think I’ll go for a walk.” She leaves the room.
>The door closes. Carrie sighs. “This sucks.”
“Yeah…”
>You get up and walk over to the window as silence takes the room again.
>Same old same old. Snowstorm is calming though. Nobody but guard witches out there as usual.
>Wait.
>Is that Veronica?
>She trudges through the snow away from The Academy.
>Then, she falls into the snow!
>In her position no one may find her for a while…
>You turn around to leave the room.
>”You ditching us too?” Carrie asks.
“Uh… Just have to check on something.”

~

>Cold wind blows and you retract further into your robe and shiver.
>You’ve got to get done with this quickly.
>You scan over the white landscape…
>And there’s a red robe!
>You run over and attempt to wake the floored girl.
“Veronica? Veronica!”
>Veronica’s eyes slowly open. She looks incredibly cold. She shivers causing snowflakes to dance through her hair.
“Whoa. Are you alright?”
>She says something inaudible.
“What was that?”
>”…Take me home.”
“Alright.”
>You wrap her arm around her back and hoist her up.
“It’s where the other witch homes are, right?”
>Veronica nods, and you go forth.
>You get some weird looks from guard witches on the way, but none bother you two.
>Veronica is completely silent, and you don’t want to try your luck by breaking the silence.
>It’s incredibly awkward. The last time you had kind of conversation with this girl was when you first got here. And you didn’t exactly become fast friends.
>What came over you to help her? You didn’t really think about it.
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>>33872440
>You’re brought out of your thoughts as you realize you’re in the neighborhood… Now, to her house.
>Which house just screams ‘Sparkle?’
>”There..” Veronica weakly speaks.
>You look up and you see it. Oh, you probably should have known it was the large one with Twilight’s own symbol on it.
>Veronica still in tow, you get up to the door and turn the knob. It’s unlocked…
>You enter and marvel at the innards. Purple granite columns lined the family room. The ceilings were high and the walls were decorated with various art of various witches.
“Wow.”
>Veronica coughs, and it brings your attention back to the matter at hand.
>You walk over to the couch and lay her down on it.
>Then you look around. There are no blankets in sight…
>You take your robe off and put it over her. Then you walk over to the big, tiled fireplace.
>It already had wood in it, so you use your wand to ignite it.
>You turn back to Veronica.
“So, is everything alright now?”
>She opens her eyes and looks at you for a moment.
>You squirm a bit under the gaze of her blue eyes.
>”Yes. You can go now.” Veronica closes her eyes once again.
>What is this girl?
>You turn to the door and go on your way.
>”Sunset.”
>You turn back around.
>”Thanks.”
>You crack a small smile, then leave.
>Back through the snow you go toward The Academy.
>Half way through, you see something sparkle in the snow.
>Walk over.
>It’s a wand. Expertly made. Beautiful shooting stars make up the wand’s design. The tip is purple.
>This may be Veronica’s!
>You pick it up and board your own broom. You’ve got to get it back to her.
>Flying through the snow is annoying, but you get back to her house quickly.
>When you get back you knock on the door.
>No response.
>You try one more time.
>Still nothing.
>Trying the door, you find it’s still open.
>You enter.
“Hey. Sorry for intruding, but you left your wand.”
>You say it out to the air, but you find no Veronica.
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>>33872445
>Walking through the house once more you find that she is no longer in front of the fireplace.
>Where is she?
>You place the wand down on the couch.
>It’s bad to hang out in someone’s home uninvited… But where did she go off to so quickly? She was lying down and didn’t look especially mobile in the moment and you weren’t gone long.
>And admittedly, you kind of want to see more of her home.
>You begin to search around for her.
>And by ‘search around,’ you mean look in awe at the gorgeous house and all of the art inside.
>Seriously, this girl’s house is like a museum. You find many sculptures and paintings. All the furniture looks handmade and well embellished.
>You walk over to one large wall and you see what looks like a family tree. On the bottom is a younger Veronica. She’s wearing a cute, toothy smile. Aww. Why doesn’t she ever smile like this today?
>Higher you see Dean Sparkle. From the frame of the picture, you learn her name is Sharon Sparkle. She looks as uptight as ever.
>And Veronica’s father. A very tall man with black hair and grey eyes. Earthlight Sparkle is his name.
>Various witches can be seen higher on the wall. It’s quite linear, since witches don’t have all that many kids after all. But an unbroken maternal line of witches with blue, black, or purple hair. Very often in hime cuts. It ends after a certain point. There wouldn’t be the space to go all the way back to Twilight you suppose.
>You walk around the house more until you’ve covered the whole ground floor. The house was utterly silent this whole time. Veronica couldn’t have left, the only fresh tracks you saw when you came back were from the last time you came.
>Perhaps you should leave… You spent enough time trespassing.
>*THUMP*
>!
>That came from below.
>You open up the door to the basement.
>It’s dim down there.
>You’ve come too far now, the least creepy thing would be to at least admit you entered.
>…You also want to see what she’s up to too.
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>>33872448
>You descend the staircase as quietly as you can.
>As you peak around the corner you see Veronica facing away at a desk. A candle is next to her. As well as a fat stack of books.
>Suddenly she closes the book with much force and puts it down with similar enthusiasm.
>”That’s it then! I’ll stop Selene myself if I have too.”
>You walk out from behind the corner.
“Really? How?”
>Veronica turns around and looks at you with wide eyes. “What are you doing still in my house?”
>You stop in your tracks.
“Uh, you dropped your wand. It’s up on your couch now.”
>Veronica sighs. ”Great. Thanks. Now go.”
>You chuckle.
“You can’t just stay cooped up in your house all the time, Twil… Veronica…”
>Veronica crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow. “Sunset is it?”
“Yeah?”
>”How did the headmistress find and pick you?”
“Artemis and Amelia found me and brought me to her. I had a crystal with me. You raise the necklace that holds the crystal from your neck and look at it. I think they tracked me because of it.”
>You look back at her.
“I can’t tell you why the headmistress accepted me. I made a terrible first impression, honestly. You’d have to ask her yourself.”
>”Where are you from then?”
“Canterlot.”
>”An abandoned ruin?”
“I- I had a very odd lifestyle.”
>You try to speak before she can question you further.
“You asked me all those questions. Now I get a turn. How do you plan to stop Selene?”
>Veronica scratches the back of her neck and looks off to the side. “Maybe it was just an incoherent outburst. Why do you care anyway?”
“We’ve all been sitting around doing nothing but waiting. Any number of our elders could be dead now. I want to do whatever I can to help. So, if you have any idea I want to hear. Please.”
>Veronica flips her hair. ”Just how much do you want to help?”
“As much as possible.”
>”Really? Even if you had to, say, hypothetically, ignore some settlement rules?”
>You pause for a moment and put a hand to your chin.
“I… suppose that depends on what rules.”
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>>33872449
>”We’d have to exit this settlement.” Veronica narrows her eyes. “And do a little… special operations.”
“You want join the battle?”
>”Not exactly. There’s a barrier around the castle. One our settlement is unfamiliar with. It’s causing the battle to be lost.”
>Veronica starts to walk toward you slowly. “But if I know Selene, then I think I’ve figured it out. I can’t get many people through. And I refuse to give this information to the adults and not do it myself. It’s my RESPONSIBILITY to deal this blow to her.” Veronica stops in front of you and looks up into your eyes. “So, will you finally become a real witch and help me or not?”
>Veronica stares at you with those deep blue eyes of hers expectantly.
“It sounds a lot like that pride of yours just won’t let anyone else do it. Even if it costs us a war.”
>Veronica’s eyes narrow, and she scowls ever so slightly.
>You break eye contact and look down at your gloved hands as if they’re holding something.
“But, the major story of my life ever since I got here was just stopping her plans. Whether I knew it or not. I’m no different really. I have to see it through.”
>You look back at her.
“So, I want to help.”
>Veronica’s face returns to neutrality again.
“On one condition though. We have to bring the whole team. Everyone that went with us to Cloudsdale.”
>”Why them?”
“They deserve the same closure too. While we’re at it we can get Lainah back; we can put an end to this debacle for good.”
>Veronica closes her eyes. “You’re far too optimistic. I was going to try to get Artemis on board anyway, though. So sure.”
“Great!”
>Veronica starts walking past you.
“Say, what would you have done if I hadn’t agreed?”
>She chuckles. “Probably would have tied you up or something.”
>You don’t think that was a joke…

~

>In a private room in The Academy’s library where no one will bother or hear them, the seven gather.
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>>33872452
>”So, let me get this straight.” Cadenza begins. “You want us sneak around the guards, haul ourselves across the continent to the battlefield, somehow get around both our and the enemies’ forces to get to that barrier, get in with some esoteric method that only Veronica knows for God knows why, storm the castle, then somehow beat Selene all on our own. Have I got that right?”
>Well when she puts it that way…
“Yup.”
>”You’re both insane.” Cadenza says flatly.
>”Then don’t come. I’m not here to recruit cowards.” Veronica replies.
>Cadenza sighs.
“Hey, come on now, Veronica. We won’t get anywhere like that.”
>”You know, I’m okay with the plan.” Amelia says.
>Everyone looks at her.
>She puts her hands behind her head, closes her eyes, and leans back in her chair. ”But I still don’t approve.”
>”Why?” Carrie inquires.
>”Simple. Because the idea is Veronica’s.”
>”THAT’S your main issue with it?” Cadenza asks.
“You wanted to help somehow so much, and you’ll pass up your chance for something so petty?”
>Amelia opens her eyes again. ”I mean, she has to be plotting something. How is it that she’s conveniently the only one who knows how to deal with this barrier? Is this a trap, huh?”
>”That is a good point.” Cinderbelle comments.
>”I used to work with Selene.”
>Eyes widen across the room.
>”Unsurprising.” Amelia states.
“Seriously?”
>”What!? For how long?” Cadenza asks.
>”I was recruited by Selene when I was small. Before I even knew what in the world I was getting into. Where else did I have to go? Home wasn’t exactly the most welcoming place in the world. Mom is mom, and dad is dead.”
>”Save me the sob story.” Cadenza snaps. “You didn’t answer my question. How long were you with her?”
>Veronica blinks. “Officially? Up until we went to Cloudsdale.”
>Amelia begins to laugh heartily. “Wow. What a crook you are! It took you that long to figure out that trafficking humans and subverting settlements was evil? Why shouldn’t we turn you in now?”
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>>33872453
>Veronica keeps her cool, but you can tell she’s getting frustrated by her ever so slight scowl.
“Is that true?”
>Artemis finally breaks her silence. “It is true. And I knew. Because I was there when she betrayed Selene.”
>Attention now shifts to her. Veronica turns around to face Artemis too.
>”…Why didn’t you tell us?” Cinderbelle asks.
>”I wanted to make sure whether or not she actually changed sides is all.”
>”…Then you trusted her on some level.” Carrie adds.
>Artemis and Veronica stare at each other with unreadable expressions.
>”Yeah.” Artemis says. “I guess I did.”
>Veronica turns back around toward everyone else. “If I was lying, what good would it do me to betray you now anyway? I already told Selene off. Artemis was there to witness it. And if I was going to backstab you after that, the ideal time would have been when Selene invaded.”
>”What if you just want to get us alone in the castle, so you can surround us?” Carrie asks.
>”No one would go through such a convoluted plan. Besides our mission in the first place is to infiltrate and get rid of the head honchos. If one more is enough to deter you, the plan isn’t for you in the first place now is it?”
>Silence engulfs the room.
>”Now onto that…” Cadenza breaks the silence. “Why should we believe it will work at all?”
>”Because most of Selene’s rouge witches won’t be in the castle. In fact, only her and five others will be inside. We get in, we kill them, we get out.” Veronica says.
>”How do you know that?” Cinderbelle asks.
>”It’s the nature of the war barrier. Few in the middle. Most in the outskirts. Likely every witch is contributing to the barrier somehow. Break the formation and it wouldn’t work. But as long as most are on the outskirts they can stay inside until they’re ready fight. It’s why we can’t win at the moment.”
>”And how do you know about this type of barrier? And how do you know it’s the type she’s using?” Artemis asks.
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>>33872458
>”Selene spoke about it before. That simple. I can’t confirm it’s the type she’s using, but it’s all we have to go on.”
”Are you sure you know how to get through?”
>Veronica sighs. ”In theory. Won’t know for sure until we try of course.”
>”That’s pretty sketchy.” Amelia comments.
>”Yeah? Well so is Selene getting to this settlement. Which is exactly what’s going to happen if something doesn’t happen. I should be clear. Whether any of you join me or not, I’m going. It’s just I could theoretically take just a few others with me what with how long I should be able to hold it open.”
>Cadenza scowls. ”Tsk. How annoying.”
>”Alright.” Artemis begins. “Then I’ll join you.”
>Amelia looks at her. ”Seriously?”
>”If she’s going to go anyway, there’s no reason to not.” Artemis says.
>”Not true.” Cadenza begins. “There’s no reason we can’t tell the guards. They could stop her and give the information about the barrier to someone more qualified.”
>”We could…” Artemis says.
>”But admittedly, I want to do it myself.” Artemis concludes.
“I feel the same.”
>”What!?” Cadenza exclaims. “This is actual conflict. A real war! And you want to jeopardize it with your pride?”
>”Well, if we’ve already given into working with Veronica—then I’m in too.” Amelia says. “Not like we haven’t been in real conflict before. Besides, SOMEONE has to do this, or we’ll lose at this rate.” Amelia smiles. “I just want it to be me.”
>”For real?” Cadenza muses.
>”No point in refusing now.” Cinderbelle says. “I’m in.”
>”Me too!” Carrie exclaims.
>”There’s a decidedly lower chance of victory if we go than if they get adults to do it.” Cadenza states.
>”It’s my responsibility to do it.” Veronica says.
>”Who’s more qualified to fight Selene than us?” Artemis says.
>”We have to stick by our friends.” Cinderbelle says.
>”We started this thing, we might as well finish it.” Carrie says.
“Don’t you want closure, Cadenza? After all the work we’ve done to stop her plans.”
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>>33872466
>”And I want to feel her throat under my boot!” Amelia says. “Cadenza, you’re one of us. I know it’s in you to feel the same.”
>”Of course it is!” Cadenza says. “But If we lose we’ll be seen as foolish insubordinates that only hindered a war effort. Just a footnote in a history book about an utter failure of a plan when we could had someone else think this through.”
>Veronica takes one step forward. ”Yes, that’s true. But we will win. And insofar as we will win, we’ll be seen as the heroes that made final victory possible. We can do it. And the glory is ours. As always, our lives are not guaranteed. But we will do this anyway.”
>Cadenza takes a deep breath, closes her eyes, and smiles softly. “Alright then.”

~

>Lulamoon Files Excerpt # 18: A Nice Quote
>July 22, 2088
>I believe it was a group of people across the sea and to the far north who once said:
>>Cattle die.
>>And kinsmen die.
>>And so must one die oneself.
>>But there’s one thing I know of that never dies—the fame of a dead man’s deeds.
>Sincerely, Catherine Lulamoon.

~

Pastebins:
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Part 2 (Current): https://pastebin.com/5cts6Fuy
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>>33872476
I can read this while I’m on my break. Thank you.
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>>33872476
Can't wait to see what happens next.
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>>33853896
Ayy good to see you again
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>>33874090
I'm pretty much always around, but I don't post too often with my trip. I've mainly just been super busy lately, little brother nearly died, finances being pushed to their breaking point, but lots of opportunities have come up and I'm exploring them fully. Sadly, I haven't had much motivation to write as result. But I'm still here, playing the new version of Teraurge at the moment.
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>>33874095
Holy shit! Thank God he survived!
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>>33874105
Yeah, we found out the hard way he had Type-1 diabeetus. Hospitalized for diabetic ketoacidosis. His blood sugar was over 700; he should have been at least comatose, if not dead. But for a 12 year old he's a tenacious little shit and told death to go fuck itself because he still had more vidya to play. So proud of him. But yeah that's kinda why the finances are tight right now.
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>>33874113
Well I pray for you, your brother, and your family.
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>>33874135
Thanks! I really appreciate that. Here, take this sun lady.
I really love y'all, /mlp/. I wish more people saw you the way I do.
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>>33874113
>he's a tenacious little shit and told death to go fuck itself because he still had more vidya to play.
absolutely based
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>>33868140
Bumping nude edit request
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>>33874007
>>33874032
Really hot artwork.
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>>33871101
>>33871228
okay, now this should sound way better now
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>>33876023
Nice
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>>33875743
Yes.
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>>33877480
That's a cute Flutters.
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I can’t.
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>>33874095
>>33874113
I feel with you dude. Glad everything worked out for the best.
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>>33878414
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Which of the Mane Seven would you want to spend the rest of your life?
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>>33879773
todokete
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>>33879874
RD because tomboys are top tier.
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May I request a nude edit of EQG Starlight Glimmer? https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=74852153
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>>33881074
I'm unsure about the lines of that art.
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>>33881978
You can take the bikini version as a basis of your nude edit, but I think you can take a hint from the crotch part of the clothed version for the shape of her genitals.

Whether to remove her bra or not is up to you, but definitelly remove the bikini bottom.

For body shape and proportion, you may reshape them a little.
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Gotta go back up before I eat.
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>>33879773
That's a hot outfit.
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>>33862200
She did fuse with one for a while.
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>>33885503
Praise the Lord!
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To the window to the top.
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There's a picture set of a lesbian foreplay (I think?) between EQG Rarity and Applejack. It is implied that they are naked, but pictures only show down to their shoulders.

Anyone willing to draw rest of their bodies in all panels? I'd prefer to see them fully naked. Try to include nipples and genitals if possible.

You may modify their body shapes to make them look natural.

https://derpibooru.org/1969383
https://haibaratomoe.tumblr.com/post/182977215499 (Yep, still alive.)
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>>33887859
I might take it up if I have time. Also what's up with their shoulders and stuff?
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>>33887288
Once again under the breach.
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>>33885503
May God have mercy on her soul.
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>ready for your cum
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Can we post incest green here? /irt/ is too filled with shit
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>>33890866
I guess? As long as the characters fucking are over 18, it's fine, I dunno.
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>>33890858
I'm gonna have wet dreams about her.
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>>33890931
Trixie *wants* you to have wet dreams about her glorious body. It makes her feel great and powerful to be ogled at.
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>>33890931
Super Sexy!
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>>33890866
I think so.
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>>33890866
Go for it.
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>>33890858
>>33890931
>>33891083
The Great and Sexy Trixie!
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>>33847534
fucking shit im late but welcome back naoh
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>>33890858
Cum hither.
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>>33890931
What ever happened to these kinds of edits?
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>>33898510
I know right. I miss them too.
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>>33844732
Wasn't her original name inky?
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>>33899576
I don't think so. I can't remember.
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>>33900293
Original fan names for the two sisters were Inky and Blinky Pie, yeah.
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>>33900329
Huh interesting.
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>>33900329
And Maud was "Clyde."
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>>33901173
No, Pinkie's dad was Clyde & her mom was Sue
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did Alex abandon this thread again
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>>33901791
No he didn't. He's probably just really busy or taking a break.
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>>33901791
>>33901853
Who?
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>>33901918
jfry pls
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>>33854118
As opposed to EQG?
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May I get an EQG Sci-Twi edit of >>>/aco/3234541 ( https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/3230288/#3234541 )
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>>33902025
I guess.
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So anon, which is better? Dark-skinned Celestia or pale Celestia?
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>>33902383
Tan Celly makes sense because it means she's always out in the sun.
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>>33901994
Jfry?
Doesn't matter anyway, I thought I was in another thread and there was another Alex.
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>>33902383
Pale Tia is my favorite.
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>>33903802
Mine too.
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>>33903802
She's still hot that way. (no pun intended)
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I've done everything that I've needed to do. Waifu Wars is tomorrow at 3PM CST.

Here's the full card for the few interested anons.

Group A:
Pinkie Pie vs Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy vs Princess Cadence

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle vs Maud Pie
Vinyl Scratch vs Sonata Dusk

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer vs Bon Bon
Princess Celestia vs Treehugger

Group D:
Octavia Melody vs Adagio Dazzle
Sunset Shimmer vs Princess Luna
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>>33905290
Hyped for tomorrow!
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>>33887859
>>33887988
Okay, how's it going? Could you post some WIP stuff?
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>>33905290
This should be good.
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>>33905290
Just 20 more minutes!
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>>33907846
Pre-Show's in 20.
Tack on another hour for the actual show.
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Alright, it's time for the pre-show for Waifu Wars to start.
https://derpy.me/daVFb

Group A:
Pinkie Pie vs Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy vs Princess Cadence

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle vs Maud Pie
Vinyl Scratch vs Sonata Dusk

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer vs Bon Bon
Princess Celestia vs Treehugger

Group D:
Octavia Melody vs Adagio Dazzle
Sunset Shimmer vs Princess Luna
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I'd like to thank everyone who came in and watched the stream, you anons are great.
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>>33907888
>>33908607
I think you're great. How long have you been doing this by the way?
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>>33908662
It's been 2 years so far.
We've been through a game, several starts from scratch and well, a lot of additions/changes.
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Everything has been uploaded. Here's Day 1 matches/results.

Group A:
Pinkie Pie vs Rainbow Dash - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s419MDYINq4
Fluttershy vs Princess Cadence - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKQjiqDRVE

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle vs Maud Pie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQvx5wmpW3w
Vinyl Scratch vs Sonata Dusk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjz7U9A-ldI

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer vs Bon Bon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTMsEY8sL6I
Princess Celestia vs Treehugger - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTH-FGRS_60

Group D:
Octavia Melody vs Adagio Dazzle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pE5EMR0QYA
Sunset Shimmer vs Princess Luna - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx1axMP9gX4

Results
A: Pinkie(3) d. Dash(0), Shy(3) d. Cadence(0)
B: Maud(3) d. Twilight(0), Vinyl(3) d. Sonata(0)
C: Glimmer(3) d. Bon Bon(0), Celestia(3) d. Treehugger(0)
D: Tavi(3) d. Adagio(0), Luna(3) d. Sunset(0)
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>>33909078
Bam!
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>>33908682
>2 years
Wew, you're committed.
>>33909078
>tfw was rooting for basically all the ponies who lost
Life isn't fair
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>>33909551
Yes.
Yes I am committed.
And yeah, stuff like that happens.
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>>33854118
you land in humanised Equestria. hard mode: you can't speaka their language. how do you proceed?
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>>33909078
go ponk
>>33910156
communicate through touching them
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>>33910156
Speak a different language until they understand.
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>>33910156
Perform the dance of my people.
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>>33911088
Gangnam Style!
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>>33911088
Safety Dance.
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Point Totals have been done.
Here's the day 2 schedule for WW Sunday.
6/9 - 3 PM CST
Group A:
Pinkie Pie(3) vs Fluttershy(3)
Rainbow Dash(0) vs Princess Cadence(0)

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle(0) vs Vinyl Scratch(3)
Maud Pie(3) vs Sonata Dusk(0)

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer(3) vs Princess Celestia(3)
Bon Bon(0) vs Treehugger(0)

Group D:
Octavia Melody(3) vs Sunset Shimmer(0)
Adagio Dazzle(0) vs Princess Luna(3)
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>>33914039
Can't wait!
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>>33908682
Really? It doesn't seem that long to me.
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>>33915021
It doesn't, but it has been.
It has been quite a long time going for WW.
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>>33915227
unf
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>>33916166
Trixie a qt regardless of what species she happens to be at the moment.
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>>33916166
I love this.
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I wrote a Magical Girl Sunset story in the Sunset thread and thought I might shill it here, too, since I just posted a continuation.

First: https://pastebin.com/X0Piz2Gb
Second: https://pastebin.com/NatMNePW
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>>33917109
It's good.
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>>33917109
I like it anon
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>>33847534
Damn NaOH , I'm glad to see you back
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>>33917109
Will read later.
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Dropping some content soon.
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>>33918697
Awesome! Can it be like after 5 or something cuz I got work from 10 til 3 and after that I got some errands I need to run please?
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>>33918770
>>33918697
Or were you planning on releasing it during the weekend? Either way if you need to take your time.
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>>33918697
This should be good.
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>now, make SURE you snap a pic of the great and powerful Trixie's the moment it lands on her face, okay?
>Trixie spent a lot of time on this makeup, and she demands that you get it right the first time!
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>>33918697
The fire is coming.
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>>33918770
>>33920121
>>33919393
>>33918890
I don't even know if you and I are in the same time zone. But yes it is going to be during the weekend and I wanted to give a heads up so no one still thinks I'm dead when I start posting.
Anyway, in case anyone has been wondering where the hell I've been for the past 3-ish weeks:
I went to Florida. I am one with fire now. For inspiration to conclude the Shadowbolt green since I had already made blind references to the show in the past in that story, I watched parts of the finale of GoT and it was my first time actually watching the show and learning literally anything at all about the characters. I'm not gonna say much but if you ever saw my rant(s) about FiM's Magic Duel episode about Trixie versus Twilight then you know exactly why I say that Dænerys should have won, I don't care what you think and you'll never change my mind so don't even bother. Yes, I looked up all of the character arcs and whatnot and the basic gist of the entire plot of the series online but my stance remains.
Right Now, I'm getting ready to post more EQG Rewrite and then I'll post more Moonflower and then Listeadphomusiciscoming. I forgot what I said it was going to be about to you guys but I have it written down somewhere. So I'm gonna stop being GRRM tier lazy and get started.
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>>33921056
"True Danaerysism has never been tried," is it?
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>>33921056
>spoiler
based and danypilled
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>>33921056
It's gonna be a good weekend.
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>>33921056
Oh shit I forgot. I live in South Carolina and you live in Colorado. So we're 3 hours apart.
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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Day 2 of Waifu Wars Summer Babbies 2019.
6/9 - 3 PM CST
Group A:
Pinkie Pie(3) vs Fluttershy(3)
Rainbow Dash(0) vs Princess Cadence(0)

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle(0) vs Vinyl Scratch(3)
Maud Pie(3) vs Sonata Dusk(0)

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer(3) vs Princess Celestia(3)
Bon Bon(0) vs Treehugger(0)

Group D:
Octavia Melody(3) vs Sunset Shimmer(0)
Adagio Dazzle(0) vs Princess Luna(3)
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>>33922589
Bring your family! Kids get in for free! Half-off food and drinks! Be There!
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>>33922589
Can't wait.
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>"Hey Sunset, how's it goin'?" Twilight says to you as you approach the lunch table.
"Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?"
>"Nah Sunny, don't worry 'bout Anon, he's a fuckwit."
>Rainbow Dash comments before biting into her chiko roll.
>"W- wah?" Is all you can muster, caught off guard by Rainbow Dash's blunt remark.
>"No he is not. You’re telling porky pies again Dash." Twilight weighs in.
>"Nah fucken' oath he is. Cunt owes me a twenty." Applejacko adds, flicking her Akubra up.
>"You should really go over there and smash the cunt aye." Pinkie '4n20' Pie incites Jacko further.
"Oi, oi, there's no need for that kind of language."
Rarity raises her voice over the others.
>"J-just settle your tits, k?" Fluttershy tries to calm the rambunctious bunch down, much to everyone's surprise.
>Chaos ensues as all the girls start to shout and yell at each other, with you just standing there rolling your eyes.
>It's become a usual thing, this.
>"Hey girls, just settle down, alright? You're upsetting Sunset." Twilight stands up over the other girls.
>"Aw, harden the fuck up will ya Sunset?" Jacko jests, getting a snicker out of Rainbow Dash.
>”She’ll be right.” Trixie remarks as she walks by.
>”Get fucked Trixie.” Pinkie shouts out.
>”Ya mum!” Trixie shouts back without turning around, raising her middle finger over her shoulder at the lot of you.
>”Cunt.” Fluttershy casually remarks, again surprising you.
"Thanks Twilight, but seriously, what's with Anon?"
>"Dunno. Why not go over and talk to him?" Rainbow, smugly suggests.
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>>33923751
>Yeah, you’ll do that.
“Hey Anon, sup?”
>”Oh, G’day Sunset. S’goan on?”
“Not much. Is everything alright?”
>”Yeah ofcourse! Why wouldn’t it be?”
“Well, it’s just that you’re always alone at lunch time and I thought something was wrong.”
>He shakes he head.
>“Happy as over here.”
“Oh, OK then. Hey, why not come join us?”
>He considers it for a second.
“Yeah fuck it why not?”
>Returning to your table, he greets everyone.
>Rainbow harks up with “Hey Jacko, shitcunt here owes you doesn’t he?”
>”Bullshit!” He shouts back. “The fuck for?”
>”I lent you twenty bucks last month. You haven’t paid me back yet, arsewipe.”
>”Fuck off. I paid you last week. You probably pissed it all away again.”
>AJ gets in Anon’s face as the two start arguing.
>Soon enough, all the girls have started fighting and yelling and swearing at each other.
>Except Rainbow Dash, who’s sitting this one out.
>”Guys, you’re making a fucking scene. We’ll end up on ACA again!” Fluttershy tries her best to calm everyone down, but is being ignored.
>”Fucking smash him!” Pinkie shouts from the side.
>”Don’t make things worse you pink poof!” Anon shouts back.
>You just stand there, facepalming and shaking your head.
>Zephyr approaches Dash, but he barely gets to open his mouth before she calls him a poofter, a wanker and tells him to piss off.
>Which he does, with his head down. Fucking poofter.
”Are you happy now, Dash?”
>”Yeah. Anon’s a fucking pussy. He needs to harden the fuck up.”
>You just deadpan stare at Dash.
>"Nah, just fuckin' with ya Sunny. Anon's an alright fella." Rainbow Dash smirks, satisfied at the shitfest she's just created.
>Why the fuck did the mirror bring you here?
Equestraya girls.

Here's an impromptu bump.
Based on a convo I overhead at shopping centre food court a few weeks back.
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>>33923755
Hey glad to see you writing again!
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>>33923831
Cheers mate.
Good to be back.

Had to get a VPN, and a pass just to post here again.
ISP blocked 4chan among other sites after Christchurch happened.

I'm working on a story for Fingerbang at the moment.
I've got one up in Alone in EqG as well.
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>>33847534
Oh shit Winter Formal Dash is still ongoing!?

I haven't been around for 2-3 year but this was like one of the own fingerbang I followed.

I also remember drawing really shitty sunset art for it too.
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>>33923755
Ayy this is bretty good
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>>33924456
Where were you in the past 2-3 years?
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>>33924456
>Oh shit Winter Formal Dash is still ongoing!?
Kind of. Like the previous story he wrote, he kinda pissed everyone off and then rebooted it. Now we're on WFD 2: Hotline Miami/Harem boogaloo
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>>33926255
I'm other anon and i stayed in the part qhere Anon and Rares become friends again , something about she unblock him , so what did i miss ?
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>>33926460
Where*
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>>33925966
Away from this site.

But I couldn't get off this ride after all.
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>>33926826
I know the feeling.
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Alright, it's almost time for the pre-show for Waifu Wars Day 2.
https://derpy.me/daVFb

Day 2's League begins in ~60.

Group A:
Pinkie Pie(3) vs Fluttershy(3)
Rainbow Dash(0) vs Princess Cadence(0)

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle(0) vs Vinyl Scratch(3)
Maud Pie(3) vs Sonata Dusk(0)

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer(3) vs Princess Celestia(3)
Bon Bon(0) vs Treehugger(0)

Group D:
Octavia Melody(3) vs Sunset Shimmer(0)
Adagio Dazzle(0) vs Princess Luna(3)
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>>33928087
Wow!
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>>33923889
Good lord.

The wallopers aren't going to come and roll you up just for visiting us badthinkers here on 4chins, are they?

But here. Listen to some happy music and cheer up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2sm094BotU
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It's time for Day 2 Videos!
Group A:
Pinkie Pie(3) vs Fluttershy(3) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZycocBIKvQ
Rainbow Dash(0) vs Princess Cadence(0) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHYEAtFZkb4

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle(0) vs Vinyl Scratch(3) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLgW7oNHEWo
Maud Pie(3) vs Sonata Dusk(0) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ISTnfumOA

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer(3) vs Princess Celestia(3) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlBe-rT-7Nw
Bon Bon(0) vs Treehugger(0) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-a4h8jkSnE

Group D:
Octavia Melody(3) vs Sunset Shimmer(0) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihac-u1g-Fk
Adagio Dazzle(0) vs Princess Luna(3) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs-bnV0n2Q

Results
A:
Ponka(6) d. Shy(3), Cadence(3) d. Dash(0)

B:
Vinyl(6) d. Twi(0), Sonata(3) d. Maud(3)

C:
Glimmer(6) d. Tia(3), Treehugger(3) d. Bon Bon(0)

D:
Tavi(6) d. Sunset(0), Luna(6) d. Adagio(0). Luna and Tavi have confirmed for Top 8.
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>>33928865
Whoop! There it is!
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>>33844732
Artist: eve ashgrove

Someone knows if he portraited marble pie in other pics?
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>>33929730
Check derpibooru
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>>33930139
There's plenty there from what I saw last time.
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AlexanderGrey when?
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>>33931172
He's busy taking care of his daughter/wife
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>>33931355
That's nice.
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>>33931355
What is that even supposed to mean
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>>33933057
use your imagination
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>>33933057
Yeah this. Does Alex have a kid or soemthing?
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>>33928865
I am pleased with these results.
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Are everybody happy that the Dazzlings are back? I am!
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>>33934654
For sure.
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Got the match card for Sunday.
Group A:
Pinkie Pie(6) vs Princess Cadence(3)
Fluttershy(3) vs Rainbow Dash(0)

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle(0) vs Sonata Dusk(3)
Vinyl Scratch(6) vs Maud Pie(3)

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer(6) vs Treehugger(3)
Princess Celestia(3) vs Bon Bon(0)

Group D:
Octavia Melody(6) vs Princess Luna(6)
Sunset Shimmer(0) vs Adagio Dazzle(0)
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>>33934888
Ah refreshing.
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>>33934654
Hell Yeah!
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>>33936742
I didn't realize until now that that was Trixie. Wow.
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Nighty night everybody.
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So, I have a list of prior WW Champions if you're wondering.
SE 2017 - Chrysalis over Dash
SB 2017 - Treehugger over Tia
FE 2017 - Luna over Tia
WB 2017 - Shy over Treehugger
SE 2018 - Cadence over Chrysalis
SB 2018 - Trixie over Vinyl
FE 2018 - Chrysalis over Berry
WB 2018 - Maud over Bon
SE 2019 - Trixie over Rarity
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>>33938910
Those were the good ol' days.
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>>33936742
Too thick.
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>>33939337
It's only a little over two years old, anon.
I don't know if "good ol' days" works quite as well here.

Though, this does give a fun timestamp of how long I've been doing this and how long I've been screaming at Waifus Wrestling.
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>>33938910
I remember feeling so happy watching Trixie defeat Vinyl. Don't get me wrong, Vinyl's cool too.
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>>33939520
How?
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>>33940089
And good news, Trixie gets to host the next elites so there's that.
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>>33844732
>Leaving the ring
>Expendable champions
What did he mean by this?
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>>33937202
Who did you think it was?
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>>33941997
Either Adagio or Rarity.
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>>33939520
I think it's perfect.
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>>33936742
I wonder if Trixie wears her stage leotard under her normal clothes
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>>33942564
>Preparedness on the go.
I like that.
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>>33922205
Well like I said before, I'm Coloradan but I'm currently on the East Coast, so we actually are in the same Time Zone right now.
>>33921088
>>33921150
I just wanted the awesome badass lady who literally raised her own dragon (that she later leveled a city with) to win in the show that is known to give the middle finger to plot armor and let the strongest win. It pisses me off that she got killed by Protagonist Normalname, and not even backstabbed, but frontstabbed. I mean, really. I'm still gonna watch the rest of the show when I get the chance, though. It looks so damn cool and I don't care if it crashes and burns in the end, I want to love it anyway.
>>33921607
Okay, so I got caught up in some rat-related drama as well as real life shit but I finally flew over and it's fuckin' show time.
>>33941160
Fuckin' sweet, dude.
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>>33943681
Previously on Dragonball ThroneZ: https://pastebin.com/U1MZgb3T

EQG 5: Forgotten Friendshit.
>First scene is a dark and stormy night to set the dumb ass mood, it’s at some courthouse.
>It’s revealed that the mall is owned by none other than Filthy Rich, the man who the mane seven defeated at Everfree.
>And now here he stands before a judge, being exonerated for his dumbfuckery all about the camp Everfree thing; basically getting a slap on the wrist because his people paid lots of money for him to be acquitted.
>Something something rich powerful folk getting off scot free because they have lots of money to buy their way out of problems.
>Now he doesn’t have to go to jail, and he just learned about the thing that happened at the mall that he owns, and he’s not happy about it because those were the same girls that got him (almost) punished in the first place.
>Camera zooms into his face, fades to blank screen and then the theme song plays.
>…
>First scene has the mane seven in the yearbook room doing their whatever type of stuff.
>Some reminiscing scenes about camp and the mall and all that, have a few character scenes where each of the girls do their catchphrases or whatever for like the fans or something.
>Really get their attention before introducing Wallflower blush to the scene.
>She’s doing her usual forlorn act, everything from Forgotten Friendship basically but she sorta half befriends the mane seven before they leave the room without saying goodbye like a really depressing birthday party.
>Wallflower basically wants validation in life, and the mane seven are getting closer together with their friendship thing.
>She gets jealous of them but doesn’t really have a way of doing anything about it.
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>>33943685
>The next scene is her hanging out at the mall where Vignette is doing stuff and watches people all stalker like wishing she was in social relationship like them but NOPE she’s invisible.
>This would be the perfect time for her to have her invisible song or whatever, and have her pass by tons of people at the mall.
>Meanwhile, Vignette is hosting a dancing contest at the mall to not only rake in some money but to gain control of people and disappear her enemies with her phone that has the same powers as the mirror because of the selfie.
>It’s this huge event that she deliberately put close to CHS after doing some research about the place.
>She learns about this rival school called Crystal Prep, and that they also have girls with magic and stuff (if this hadn’t become a public thing in any of the movies before this movie, then it definitely did since the previous one because that sort of thing staying a secret is stupid and far-fetched and how would you fucking hide something so big for so long? The society here should start to adjust or whatever now that they discovered ancient magic and shit).
>If Vignette is going to become super powerful, she needs to get rid of the magical girls from both schools, but there’s a lot of them, and she’s hideously outnumbered and needs to have them all in the same spot in order to disappear them all into her phone.
>Hence, the dancing competition is advertised at the schools, where Wallflower eventually notices and remembers seeing Vignette at the mall before.
>Meanwhile, Juniper is working her regular job or whatever all sorry about being a little shit and Gloriosa is helping her get more in touch with being a less shitty person.
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>>33943689
>Meanwhile, Gloriosa avoids the spa area and is not too happy about being in this place after having found out that this place is owned by none other than Filthy Rich and this is basically his dimmadome shopping mall.
>So she’s getting all suspicious and doing tinfoil hat shit for comedic effect all like “he’s gonna turn Yellowstone into a Spa” or some dumb shit.
>The dance competition advertisement works and the girls from both schools return to the mall after the beginning of the school year has kicked in and all the yearbook stuff has commenced and was all sorted out.
>This is where the Shadow Five really come into play, because they’re the ones with the competitive spirit still kind of in them, and they’re baited into joining the competition for their own benefit.
>Sugarcoat starts off with saying they will never win because the odds are too small and that there will likely be professional dance crews joining since Vignette is popular as all fuck and well known people are going to come to compete.
>But then Indigo wants to bite off more than she can chew and is all like “nahh we got this how do you think those people got famous anyway? By taking risks like the one we’re definitely going to take because I jumped the gun and signed all five of us up without asking first lololol”.
>Sugarcoat yells at her for it, but Lemon Zest is already on board because it will be a blast and Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare just sit there crossing their arms all like “what… everrrrr, ugh!”
>So then the shadow five have to start getting good at dancing and Sugarcoat starts to tell them all about how there’s nowhere near enough time to get good at dancing and all that stuff, and then there’s a montage of them getting good anyway because LA MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIT.
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>>33943693
>And then Sugarcoat’s ballet skills come in handy to help the group look cooler and Sugarcoat had only been talking negatively about the whole thing because she had more experience and thought that there would definitely be someone in the competition who had ONLY focused on dancing instead of the million and one thing that Cinch wanted.
>Anyway, the montage of the shadow five getting good at dancing finishes, and then the Montage of Juniper is seen in the next scene working at the mall’s food course with her 7/11 part time job.
>Vignette is throwing a tiny little celebration party that is loosely connected to the dance competition but it’s part of this long stream of festivals for the season and the competition is one of them but this party has a specific purpose.
>Guess who’s providing food for this party? Juniper of the Montage!
>She’s one of the people paid to set up the food tables, etc. Since her job is dogshit now.
>Wallflower is also at the event, moping and watching visible people at the mall wanting to cry but she’s out of tears and just stares with dry eyes now.
>And of course she happens to be the same girl form the CHS yearbook thing because the writers would do that at some point too. Something something coincidence yes we get it.
>Anyway, Juniper meets Wallflower and both are angry for one reason or another and feeling like outcasts outside of their nature.
>Juniper was the first person to actually talk to Wallflower, or even notice her, and it was all because she felt like as much as a nobody as she did.
>It has to do with that feeling when you fall from so high that you feel lower than ever because of the comparison, and she probably sings a song about this I dunno… and then Wallflower joins in with her take on the situation or whatever. Could be a cute wholesome feelsy thing.
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>>33943695
>Anyway, Wallflower tells about her gardening experience and wants to do something related to that around the mall where all the attention is since it’s the only thing she’s good at and has confidence in.
>Juniper points over to that Vignette Valencia and starts talking mad shit about her.
>Wallflower and Juniper bond over this bubbling hatred for Vignette Valencia, and this is probably the part where they sing the song together.
>At some point during all of this, Wallflower takes Juniper to her garden and shows her her plants and stuff, then Juniper tells her that she can plant a few things near the mall in the grassy area with trees right behind it in some mark or something.
>So they go there, where there’s no huge buildings or parking lots over everything, and Wallflower secretly finds this stone that seems to beckon her towards it with some sense or essence because she relates to it because it’s a memory stone or whatever the fuck the original is called.
>It’s one of the ancient artifacts from a long time ago that were mentioned in the previously established lore, and the reason why only Wallflower connected with it because no one in all the god damn world is ignored and forgotten as much as her.
>Everyone else who noticed it didn’t have it call to them and just thought it was some random fucking rock or some shit.
>Wallflower can now use the stone’s powers to erase people’s memory, but has no idea that it’s calling for her to erase Vignette’s memory since the magic under the mall is finally getting more active from the things that are going on and sensed some of its own ranks being used with bad intent and wants to correct itself.
>This is where some lore about finding your purpose just like having a cutie mark in equestria comes in handy, but it can also be connected through artifacts that relate to whoever truly wields them.
>…
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>>33943699
>And then the scene is back at the mane six doing their thing at the mall after having heard of the dance competition and see it as a friendly thing to do like the high school musical showcase or whatever.
>They sing their own song, now causing this to become like a musical type of movie like Rainbow Rocks since that worked very well and this theme is already kind of about music performance anyway.
>But this time, there is dancing involved, which includes a brand new challenge for them.
>Fluttershy is apprehensive about dancing while Pinkie Pie is more than enthusiastic to do it.
>Rarity goes full OCD over the outfits and AJ is a stick in the mud about that regarding their pRaCtiCaLiTy.
>Rainbow Dash basically takes the same approach as Pinkie Pie about it, Sunset and Twilight are all like “yeah okay I think we can do this”.
>So they do their song, yadda yadda…
>And then meanwhile…
>Vignette is being all smug and hinting “haha I won lemme rub it in your face” all bitch-like and Juniper is angery at her.
>But then Vignette pretended to want to make amends and take her backstage of the event, where Wallflower is also.
>Vignette doesn’t notice Wallflower at first, and Wallflower quietly follows in anticipation of whatever the hell is about to happen since she already doesn’t trust her.
>This is where the sole purpose of this little party comes into play, and Vignette is actually planning to absorb Juniper into the phone so she can’t squeal on her for the magic shit or do anything else to stop her.
>And Wallflower watches this happen, shocked at the magic shit going down at this mall.
>But only now does Wallflower appear to Vignette, probably through some magic ex-machina shit.
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>>33943703
>But Vignette doesn’t absorb Wallflower too because she could use a good scapegoat to distract the mane six, especially after finding out that Wallflower goes to the same school as then upon asking.
>She then sings a song of her own with Wallflower, based around “hey do you wanna be famous? You wanna stop being ignored and finally become trending?” and this is what actually genuinely wins Wallflower over and turns her bad.
>Now her purpose has been corrupted and the point of it has been missed due to malice going on and not Vignette got her all greedy and wanting fame/power/etc. and Wallflower is willing to help her.
>She notices that Vignette has a magical phone that does super cool shit, and she’s already been having pumped up dreams and wanted to get revenge on every person who ignored her.
>With this, they become frenemies and exchange phone numbers to coordinate better.
>…
>Vignette’s plan of getting all of the other magical girls to get involved in the dance competition, and she can see that it’s driving them against eachother.
>This calls back to when the Wondercolts and Shadowbolts were rivals, and the girls pick up on this quickly as they start competitively practicing and they’re like “Wait, what the fuck are we doing? We’re friends.” and start feeling suspicious of this Vignette Valencia character who’s conducting this whole competition.
>They decide to join up teams, but the number of them is too large for just one team so they stay separate but friendly and on their tows now, using their powers to sneak up on Vignette after their pendants start feeling weird shit because of the magical connection that senses a disturbance in the force.
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>>33943707
>Sunset figures that she’ll just look at Vignette’s plan through her mind and goes over to hang out with her. Meanwhile, Gloriosa and the others are wondering where the hell Juniper went.
>Vignette, having now studied the mane six and the shit they do enough, forgets on purpose from Wallflower’s stone and had written down more plan in hand, so then Sunset tries to read her mind and finds no funny business.
>Sunset sees nothing in Vignette’s head and assumes she’s just stupid and shallow or something and doesn’t wanna be mean about it because that’s not who she is anymore.
>So yeah, Vignette’s quite the clever villain here.
>Anyway, as Elvis would say, a little less conversation, a little more action please.
>…
>The dancing musical showcase begins! With lots of sponsors and charity connections to look good.
>The competition starts off pretty exciting with lots of cool groups totally killing it in the first round.
>There’s a K-pop-ish group that does all sort of fast paced fight-esque moves and flips and shit that wows the judges.
>There’s a Russian group that dresses up in funky costumes for the guys and ballet outfits for the girls and do really complicated Russian dances that impresses everyone. (Oh, and Trixie joined this group because Russian Trixie is top tier, fuck you)
>There’s a street dance crew that is basically just like You Just Got Served, Step Up, movies like that and they all dress all street like and do their thing, which blows the audience away.
>And the mane seven and shadow five are all like “what in the everloving fuck, we have to compete with THAT?!” While Sugarcoat gets all snarky and is all like “I told you so, we don’t stand a damn chance”.
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>>33943710
>But the girls do their routine anyway, singing their cutie little friendship song and are all like “we’re all friends working together and we love eachother and have the magic of friendshit and that’s sure to help us win because we’re the main charPTFFFTFTPTF”PTPPFTPTFP they lose in the first fucking round because as GRRM would say, motherfuck plot armor.
>Seriously, I’m tired of the main characters always doing this dumb shit where they sing a little song and they make it to the final round because “whoa hey we’re buddies and we friendship hahaXD”
>They’re not going to become professional dancers overnight that can compete with crews that LIVE for this, I’m sorry but that’s just dogshit.
>Anyway, Vignette needs them to compete with eachother, so she plans to being them back as an honorable mention or some shit, but they’re out of the competition.
>Her original plan was to snapchat ghost them one by one or at least one group at a time throughout the competition as they were turning against eachother all divide-and-conquer style because she expected them to have plot armor regarding the competition but NOT IN THIS STORY.
>But now she’s like “wait a minute, I can just absorb them right here in a group photo, why didn’t I think of this before?” and then goes up to the mall like “haaaayyyyy wanna do a group photo?”
>SciTwi asks if it’s a selfie but Vignette insists that she herself is not in the picture (because you know how this works)
>Then she does the group photo thing and absorbs all of them successfully and presses the button that goes “that was easy”.
>The magic girls are trapped in the phone all like “not again!” and they see Juniper and are all like “well this is awkward” or something else equally cringy.
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>>33943713
>They try to get out of the phone but can’t, and they soon see through the camera lens all NSA-like that Wallflower is helping Vignette on a promise for fame.
>Now the girls start using their powers and stuff to maneuver through the phone and try to find an app or feature or something that’ll help them escape, but nothing seems to work.
>Gloriosa’s number isn’t on this phone, but it seems that Wallflower’s is because frenemies.
>Sci-Twi, being the technological nerd she is, starts coming up with a plan involving magical devices, being in one and connecting to regular devices.
>Meanwhile, in the legion of doom, the rest of the competition is raging on, and now it’s up to the semi-finals with, you guess it, the three super cool teams I mentioned but also one more team.
>Vignette is also planning to take a huge chunk of the money with her as well as capitalize on the magnitude of the event and get even more popular. Basically being a greedy little shit.
>But PLOT TWIST, Filthy Rich has been hearing all about these strange magical things happening and saw for himself all the dumb magic shit at Everfree, so he goes to the dimmadome shopping mall he owns and plans to bulldoze down the event that he knows the magical girls who defeated him before are part of.
>He’s all like “listen, people, the event is cancelled, I say so because i own the place, believe me… believe me” in a trump imitation voice or whatever and starts bulldozing the tents and shit before Vignette runs up to him and is like “ummmmm, can u not? I lichrally can’t even right now like #omg”
>Filthy Rich shoos her away, and the event is put on hold with the 4 semi-finalists wondering what the fuck is going on lmao.
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>>33943717
>Inside of the magic phone, the girls use their powers along with Juniper’s help to reach all of Wallflower’s social media and make her popular and famous right as the other plan that was going to make her famous was put on hold.
>Apparently, Vignette already had ways installed onto her phone to hack into likes/followers/etc. to cheat her way into marketing success like when you buy fake follower bots on Twitter or whatever.
>Wallflower gets a text from Vignette’s phone and sees a message saying “look on Facebook lol”
>Wallflower looks on all her social media and sees a whole world that loves her and gives her all their undivided attention like she always wanted.
>She starts tearing up and happily singing another song about how she’s finally loved and it’s a really touching song and wholesome moment.
>Then she gets another text from Vignette’s phone saying that it’s Juniper and she’s the one who did this, not Vignette (which can be proved with the event being razed to the ground right now lol)
>Juniper proves that it’s her by detailing all the plant stuff that Wallflower told her and not Vignette because she got blinded by greed by then, and Juniper was the only person who knew these details.
>Meanwhile, Gloriosa appears out of nowhere and tells Filthy Rich’s bulldozers to bulldoze the mall because it has spas in it.
>But the girls inside of the phone tell Wallflower to make Vignette forget everything she was doing and rip up the paper that they saw from the phone, with the stone they saw from the phone too.
>They saw how it worked too when they watched Wallflower help Vignette by making key obstacle people forget shit so Vignette’s plan would be earlier in the movie.
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>>33943719
>Now back on the good side, Wallflower fulfills her purpose and turns on Vignette with the memory stone, making her forget her plan and even that she wrote the shit down somewhere.
>Vignette has no idea what’s going on or if she’s even popular yet, and all the cunningness she has learned over the years has been erased, and Wallflower just bullshit and is all like “oh, I was just about to reset my phone”, taking Vignette’s phone out of her hand pretending it’s hers, which works.
>The main characters are freed, and Vignette has no idea what she did wrong when they start yelling at her about shit, so Wallflower figures out how to reverse the stone’s thingy so Vignette can be properly scolded and punish(ed).
>But the event was already taken down completely except the stage thanks to Filthy Rich, and Vignette’s vision is in shambles and now she’s not only going to lose all of her profit, but she has to pay for all the damages too. And now her reputation sucks too because Filthy Rich being the influential slimebag he is is slandering her.
>Filthy Rich then goes up on stage to announce himself that the show’s over and get the fuck out, but then the mane seven and shadow five rainbow the fuck outta him and thank him for unintentionally helping them despite wanting revenge on them.
>All is well, Vignette is punished, Filthy Rich has to run off to elsewhere but then is found out to be in a political scandal of his own and broke some policy with bulldozers because he wasn’t thinking straight and went straight to destroying someone else’s shit because he owned the mall but NOT the event stuff, so he is sent back to prison but he believes he will get out again.
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>The same kinds of final epilogue-to-the-climax-scene stuff commences, all that jazz.
>Juniper and Wallflower make amends with everyone and become friends with eachother.
>Wallflower deletes Vignette’s number from her phone and adds Juniper’s instead because it wasn’t there before because they were too busy talking and singing and stuff.
>”Yeah I guess we learned more about the magic of this place, and I think the magic learned something about us” fucking hell I cringed typing that but you get the idea.
>Happy ending kumbayah whatever. Roll credits.
>…
POST CREDITS SCENE.
>Filthy Rich needs to find a way to break out of prison and through the concrete cement wall, so the camera zooms in on his face and then he shouts “worldstar!” the proceeds to dab against the wall trying to use the force of his hands hitting the concrete to erode through it with enough time passing, but he just ends up breaking both of his arms and crying himself to sleep as the screen slowly fades to black.
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>>33931172
Missed this post, but here I am.
One of my other stories on the way.
>>33931355
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Dude wut
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>>33943733
Why did you change your name?

Also why no Midnight Sparkle?
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>>33943733
How are you doing today sir?
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>>33943733
Perfect way to top off a very busy Friday. Also got family over here?, and trusts me it gets way hotter. Third have you seen the third movie? And lastly why does that guy look like a cybernetic John Marston?
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>>33943762
>And lastly why does that guy look like a cybernetic John Marston?
It's Keanu "Fortnite" Reeves m8
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>>33943850
He just looked like him in the first game to me.
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>>33943681
>Spoiler
Now when you put it like that I don't totally agree but you have pretty good taste
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>>33943850
>>33943854
And besides I don't even play Fortnite and watch a lot of Keanu Reeves. I've only seen the commercials for the John Wick movies.
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>>33943733
>that post-credit ending
pic
>>33943750
>>33943759
>>33943762
Why do I see posts like these is almost every eg thread?
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>>33943895
in* every eg thread
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>>33943713
>>They’re not going to become professional dancers overnight that can compete with crews that LIVE for this, I’m sorry but that’s just dogshit.
wholeheartedly agree
>>33943733
which other green is next?
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>>33941887
see >>33933137
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>>33943681
>name
>pic
got bad feelings about your intentions
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>>33942011
How did you think that was Adagio?
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>>33934888
Can't wait. Also nice trips.
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>>33943850
Not him but did Keanu Reeves do something recently involving fortnite?
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>>33948233
There is an skin of him i think
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>pg 7

So, are there any good greentexts? Maybe with Celestia or Luna, as they are Best Sisters?
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I need help guys: there's some greens about Sugarcoat and the OP says that she's openminded and you can trust her. Where Can i find it?
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>>33949541
That general died a while ago but it was by BurnoutAnon.
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>>33949556
Checked his pastebin, good story but i remember that there was several and good ones
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>>33949573
Well I don't know the writers of any of the others.
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>>33949579
Too bad but thanks anyways. Sugarcoat a cute and i want to find all the stories that focus on her
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>>33949613
Well i don't think there's very many of them, so you're probably in luck.
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I started Streaming the Pre-Show. Yona's doing some more junior heavyweight wrestling.

League starts at 3PM CST.

Stream at https://derpy.me/daVFb

Group A:
Pinkie Pie(6) vs Princess Cadence(3)
Fluttershy(3) vs Rainbow Dash(0)

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle(0) vs Sonata Dusk(3)
Vinyl Scratch(6) vs Maud Pie(3)

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer(6) vs Treehugger(3)
Princess Celestia(3) vs Bon Bon(0)

Group D:
Octavia Melody(6) vs Princess Luna(6)
Sunset Shimmer(0) vs Adagio Dazzle(0)
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>>33950674
>Yona's doing some more junior heavyweight wrestling.
kek
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>>33950708
What's it about? Anyone got a link?
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>>33950720
So far from what I can tell there's no links yet and only screencaps but this happens at some point.
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>>33950674
I'm gonna enjoy watching that last listed one
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>>33950720
Actually, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goYcI8K0AR4
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>>33950747
Thanks.
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>>33950731
Oh shit
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>>33942564
She doesn't even wear underwear under her normal clothes.
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>>33950786
This reminds me of a green
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I'm enjoying this short just fine
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>>33950800
Would the green be WFD by any chance?
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>>33950830
No but that works too
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>>33950747
So I just watched through it and all I can say is
>flexible RD
my dick is diamonds
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>>33950841
>>33950815
Also mean something like this too
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We need more fit RD
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>>33950924
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>>33951045
Yes
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Shimmer a cute
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>>33951144
I want her to rape me in a locker
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>>33950786
I am so hard for more RD pics in leggings
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>>33950682
It was voted upon. So I'm just rolling with it.

>>33950674
Day 3 is done and in the books, hope you all enjoyed.
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>>33951209
I enjoyed it.
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>>33951286
>not even edited
This new short was a gift from god
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>>33943733
These are really good ideas
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>>33951157
I feel the same way
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Everything for Day 3 is uploaded.
Group A:
Pinkie Pie(6) vs Princess Cadence(3) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuAtHSajl24
Fluttershy(3) vs Rainbow Dash(0) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y4Q9X1Qixw

Group B:
Twilight Sparkle(0) vs Sonata Dusk(3) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPV6M3VyiuQ
Vinyl Scratch(6) vs Maud Pie(3) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrLCIYkhfsQ

Group C:
Starlight Glimmer(6) vs Treehugger(3) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9oXLLHt_Oc
Princess Celestia(3) vs Bon Bon(0) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM6Xue39GpM

Group D:
Octavia Melody(6) vs Princess Luna(6) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dwwkG2QLg
Sunset Shimmer(0) vs Adagio Dazzle(0) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR3XCOOD0Ks

Results:
Group A: Pinkie(9) d. Cadence(3), Dash(3) d. Shy(3)
Group B: Sonata(6) d. Twi(0), Vinyl(9) d. Maud(3)
Group C: Treehugger(6) d. Glimmer(6), Bon(3) d. Tia(3)
Group D: Luna(9) d. Tavi(6), Adagio(3) d. Sunset(0)

Tiebreakers:
Group A - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29FaFLi8i-4

Dash d. Shy/Cadence to advance to top 8.
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>>33951859
I'm pleased with these results.
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>>33952481
Poor Wallflower.
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>>33952831
Wow!
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>>33954777
She really knows how to work those fingers if you know what I mean.
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>>33955034
Arms too.
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>>33946708
Oh, how wise you are.
>>33943857
It's just my stance.
>>33943750
>>33943759
>>33943762
42.
>>33943895
>>33951498
Might make one on the most recent EQG content.
>>33945045
>which other green is next?
Both.
Moonflower is first and then Listen Headphones After Time after about a few hours.
Yes, that is exactly what it sounds like, I'm telling you ahead of time so I'm approaching in the wide open here.
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>>33955548
Previously: https://pastebin.com/qpCg6UvD
>Ever take in a stray cat and have to take care of it?
>This is what it feels like for Moondancer and Wallflower every time these stoner girls come to visit their dorm.
>Repeatedly returning like they built a strong connection out of nothing but a few eye stares and light hearted conversations.
>Mary and Treehugger always pick the fridge as their first objective when coming to the dorm for a “visit”.
>”You got any more ice cream? I love the cookie and cream flavor.” Mary reaches for the handle, eyes red as an exit sign.
>”We don’t have anymore because you ate the last bowl-full two days ago.” Moondancer grouches. “Before I even found out about it.”
>”You got any cereal?” Treehugger pushes Mary out of the way and starts fishing her hand through the freezer section for cereal.
>This keeps continuing on for quite some time.
>It doesn’t take long to get used to these girls but it feels like a long time.
>What do they want?
>Neither of them seem like they have bad intent at all so it’s not like they can’t hang out every once in a while, but they still do need to learn that Wallflower and Moondancer aren’t always free to “burn grass and chill”.
>It’s like they moved in uninvited, but only for short hour long intervals.
>Whatever, it’s always nice to make a new friend or two.
>Meanwhile, Moondancer and Wallflower are insistent on continuing this whole dreamscape exploration.
>The pages have been filling up, and sleeping routines have become regular in a sense where the methods used are becoming consistent.
>No surprise that the stoner girls seem to be down with this right off the bat; Moondancer only seems to take an interest to them in this sense.
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>>33955553
>With all the constant visits from Mary and Treehugger, they might as well start joining in, and this is exactly what starts happening when they finally convince Moondancer to throw a slumber party in the dorm in late spring.
>Of course it had to be after the semester ended.
>Too much shit to worry about during the semester, and there are more students there on campus.
>But once they leave for the summer, for the beaches… the place becomes paradise for Moondancer and Wallflower.
>Quiet, devoid of life, just nothing but empty spaces where the shitheads used to talk.
>Mary and Treehugger are strangers to this town when they’re high, but it’s definitely big enough for the two of them.
>And they roam around at night asking where the good times are.
>And it’s time Wallflower and Moondancer show them around.
>So they get gallons of apple juice and sleeping pills and hop on to it.
>”Whoa, are we gonna take these with the weed?” Asks Mary, very amused and enthusiastic.
>”If… you want. We really shouldn’t smoke in the place, though.” Moondancer replies.
>”Oh I can make us some brownies!” Offers Mary. “And we can just eat it.”
>Wallflower groans in anticipation of potentially getting caught, but she’s not used to the feeling too too much since she’s usually able to do bad shit unnoticed in plain sight.
>”I got a shake n bake we can use to make brownies.” Says Treehugger. “And I’ve done it before, it’s cool.”
>”Yeeaaahhh! I remember that!” Mary replies with a prolonged gasp. “Shake and baked! Wooooo!”
>The idea is eventually reluctantly approved.
>And all the necessary materials are gathered aside a certain vegetation required, that is provided by two of the girls themselves.
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>>33955565
>And so… the night begins.
>Yup, fuck it, we’re actually doing this shit in the story. I’m not sorry.
>Mary and Treehugger prepare the brownie batter mix and put the “special ingredients” in for that extra spice the brownies need.
>They’re sure not to let the scent fill up the dorm room.
>Milk is brought in from the store to accompany the brownies.
>”Yo, uh, what would happen if we put the sleeping pills in the brownies too?” Asks Treehugger.
>”I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Refutes Moondancer. “Too many things at once could be harmful, or even deadly.”
>”Bah, trust me, if that were true, I’d have died years ago.” Treehugger tries to break one of the pills open.
>”Wait wait wait… we got Nyquil though, right?” Says Mary.
>”I… don’t like where this is going…” Comments Wallflower.
>”We can use the Nyquil as frosting.” Says Treehugger. “OH WAIT! I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN!”
>”Yeah! Yeah!” Mary rapidly nods her head. “Put THIS in the batter since it can be mixed in…” She grabs the bottle of Nyquil “…then grind the pills up and mix it with some cream cheese or some shit and that’ll be the frosting.”
>What the fuck are these two girls doing? They’re not even high yet.
>It takes about a couple of hours, but they eventually get everything figured out.
>Moondancer and Wallflower are highly reluctant to take the brownies with Nyquil in them and prefer to take the Nyquil separately after being high for a while, so there is a half of the brownies that just have the weed in them and the other half includes the Nyquil.
>Everything’s prepared, and then slapped right In N Out of the Shake N Bake, and voila! Brownies are done.
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>>33955570
>Moondancer looks closely at the coloring of the brownies, making sure they don’t look undercooked… she doesn’t get a good look at the first one before Treehugger pops it into her mouth.
>From what she can tell, they look okay, but she starts going off on Mary and Treehugger anyway about how they’re probably going to see really bad side effects.
>She doesn’t know why she didn’t start scolding them until now… she was in almost complete disbelief when she heard what they were planning AS they were carrying it out.
>”Do you have any idea what those chemicals are going to do to you?!” Moondancer points a finger up at the ceiling with her palm facing her angrily concerned face.
>Wallflower quietly picks up one of the non-Nyquil pot brownies and takes the smallest bite she can.
>She expects it to kick in right away. Like it’s supposed to work like a sedative dart or some dumb shit.
>Glasses of applejuice are poured along with smaller cups of milk.
>”So like, have either of you gotten laid before?” Asks Mary with a mouth full of brownies. “Just curious.”
>”I uh… stay focused on the topic at hand here! You’re killing yourself.” Moondancer feels her arms flex with enraged guilt for not speaking up sooner under her sweater.
>Her face blushes a deep orange, almost loud with color as Treehugger just proceeds to ask the same bone-headed question… as if sex matters in life.
>”Well if you must know, sex is a major trap in life.” Moondancer begins her rant, straightening her posture. “All these college students have this trivial goal on their mind 24/7, it’s stupid. Pointless distraction.”
>Wallflower quietly nods in agreement while taking another bite of a brownie.
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>>33955571
>”Yo, you need to join us in an orgy sometime. You sound really tense about this.” Treehugger suggests before another bite.
>”That’s not the point!” Moondancer starts before realizing that Treehugger can’t answer until she’s done chewing, but then decides to go all out solely because Treehugger can’t answer until she’s done chewing.
>”You mean you’ve never fucked before? Ha! Turbo virgin!” Mary lets out a slurring chuckle.
>”Look at what society has done to you! Eating poison food and worrying about how much pleasure you can take out of the mainstream pop life. I bet you learned to think this way from some rap video!” Moondancer orates as Wallflower gets into the good taste of the brownies with a larger bite.
>”But like, how can it be pop culture if it’s rap?” Asks Mary, still a little high from her earlier joint. “If anything, hip hop is closer to rap than pop.”
>”Oh my gosh, you’re so blue pilled it’s crazy! Look at how far left you are. I pray for you. How many music sub-genres do you believe in? It’s all just noise! True music is classical music.” Moondancer starts to list artist after artist, composer after composer from the 1800’s. “But it’s okay, I can get you back on the right track. And now that your brain is entering sponge mode, this is the perfect moment.”
>”Wut…” Treehugger says through the brownie in a muffled tone. “Heheheh.”
>Moondancer starts to do another one of her cultural rants, and promises that once they all dream together, the secrets and truths of the world will all become clear just like they has for Wallflower months ago.
>”Whoaaaaaa, cool, witchcraft!” Mary blares after the term is brought up. “Can I have sooooome?”
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>>33955577
>”You put chemicals in the brownies that’ll turn your freakin’ brain cells gay!” Moondancer proclaims with a gruff voice, slamming her fists on the table.
>”Dude, I’m high and I still don’t even know what you mean.” Mary chuckles. “But hey, if these are gay brownies, right oooonn!”
>”Yeahhh!” Treehugger pats Wallflower on the shoulder. “Wait hold on, so you’re a virgin too?”
>”Well… it wasn’t obvious?” Responds Wallflower.
>Moondancer continues to try to argue with the two stoner girls, before taking a few sips of apple juice as Wallflower sips some milk to wash down the brownies.
>”I think I’m starting to feel it.” Wallflower announces. “Moonie, you didn’t even eat any of the brownies yet? They made half of them without Nyquil just for you!”
>Moondancer grunts, not having gotten through to Treehugger or Mary.
>Mary picks up one of the Nyquil lacking pot brownies and starts limply shoving it into Moondancer’s face. “Try iiiiiittttt… tryyyy ittttt.” She playfully groans. “It’s good for your third eye.”
>After making the others promise to hear her out once she starts eating the brownies and getting high, Moondancer accepts the offering and waits for the effects to kick in.
>[cue the spongebob 1 hour later timecard]
>”So you see, the rich are never going to band together and take over the government, we’re the ones who have to get rich and do it ourselves. We have to be the GOOD rich people!” Moondancer falls back onto her back. “We have culture values!”
>”But how are we going to convince all the rich people to give us all their money?” Treehugger feels a looming sense of worry overtake her. “Do we have to sell them a bunch of cool stuff?”
>”You know… I really like that idea! I like it a lot! But we have to come up with something reaaaaaally good!”
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>>33955583
>”Well we got these brownies, don’t we?” Says Mary. “Capitalism likes it when you have commodities to sell.”
>”You really think they’ll like the brownies?” Asks Moondancer. “Do you REALLY think that?”
>”Rich people can just grow their own weed. They have so many window sills on their houses to put their gardens on.” Says Treehugger. “Hay moonie… you’re good with gardens, right? Do you know how many gardens rich people have? Maybe we can sell dirt to them for their garden.”
>Wallflower lies on her back on the floor. “Haaaangin’ out! Down the streeeet!”
>”Uhhhhhhh, hey, Moondancer, do you know how much dirt this campus has? I think we can do this.”
>”Duuuuude, we got tons of grass all over campus! We can just pull it out and take the dirt away and gather it up! We can take as much as we want.”
>”We can’t just go and do it right now! We’ll be arrested! The fuck is wrong with you?” Says Moondancer. “We need to sleep first anyway. Take some applejuice so we can lucid dream just like I told you. We’ll plan in the dream where no one can hear us!”
>”Not a thiiiiiiing toooo dooooo. But TALK tooo yooou.” Wallflower waves her arms around. “We’re all alright! We’re all all right! Hello Wisconsin! Come to Brazil!”
>Treehugger bursts out laughing at the Brazil bit in a drawn out, airy laugh.
>”We should totally go to Wisconsin in the dream!” Mary realizes. “They got so many farms there! Imagine how many tons of dirt we can get! Also, anyone got another Nyquil?”
>”I think we’re getting a little to ahead of ourselves, actually. There’s no way this plan will work! It’ll take too much time and effort!”
>…
>Outside of the dorm building, two whispering voices mutter to eachother.
>”Are yuo sure this is dorm?” Starlight’s voice asks. “We have no direction. This may well be wrong building.”
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>>33955583
In case you care. >>33934520
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>>33955590
>”You dare question Trixie’s great and powerful memory? She was here during the day! This is the place.” The other voice insists.
>The two of them get closer to the side door but then discover that it requires a student ID to open.
>They had found themselves locked out of their house after their keys mysteriously disappeared from the kitchen table at a party.
>Now they are forced to turn to the first friends they can think of, Moondancer and Wallflower.
>It’s a good thing Starlight still has Moondancer’s number on her phone from a couple of weeks ago after hanging out with her at lunch at once point.
>But none of her texts are being answered.
>”Come on, pls respond already!” Starlight growls.
>”They will not let us in?” Asks Trixie.
>”She is not responding. Fuck!”
>”Did you tell them what happen?“
>”Yes! I said everything! She is probably sleeping or some shit. We’re fucked.” Starlight gives the upper windows a frustrated glare. “Actually…”
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>>33955548
>42
What?
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>>33955596
Will update pastebin soon. https://pastebin.com/qpCg6UvD
Next update in about seveal hours so they're not so close together this time (since the other times I did two at once, it looked like they were part of the same thing and that annoys me)
>>33955591
I'll look into it, if that's supposed to be previews of the next content or whatever.
>>33955597
The answer to all things in the universe. Also, I am well.
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>>33955596
Trixie and Glimmer are supposed to be russian right?
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What to BG9?
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>>33955645
*happen.
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>>33955583
>>”You put chemicals in the brownies that’ll turn your freakin’ brain cells gay!”
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>>33955611
>>33955548
What about the shadowbolt story should we be concerned about
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>>33928865
Based Trixie
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>>33955645
>>33955649
Probably awol
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>>33955676
She's not even competing until next Elites, anon.
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>>33955680
Oh fuck, I misread Tavi ad Trixie and thought she defeated sunset. False alarm, I'm just fuckin blind
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>>33955687
lol
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>>33955645
>>33955677
How long has it been since bg was last around? I miss him.
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>>33955597
>He didn't get the reference
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>>33949191
>Maybe with Celestia or Luna, as they are Best Sisters?
Seconding
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Are we to pitch shorts and specials?

>>33955725
Would been better if she didn't have the horn.
>>33955733
Why black sci twi?
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>>33955745
>Are we to pitch shorts and specials?
I'm pretty sure I vaguely remember there's already a thread for that but if you want to, knock yourself out.
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What's the difference between this and EQG the Series?
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>>33955810
Greentext? I dunno.
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>>33955745
>Why black sci twi?
Because it's kinda hot
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>>33955717
I was staring at this for 5 minutes before I realized it was Gloriosa.
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>>33955611
Awesome stuff my dude.
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>>33955810
this has less south americans
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>>33844765
I see you are a man of culture as well
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Here's top 8 matchups for Babbies for Sunday.
Group C #1 Treehugger vs Group B #2 Sonata Dusk
Group A #1 Pinkie Pie vs Group D #2 Octavia Melody
Group D #1 Princess Luna vs Group A #2 Rainbow Dash
Group B #1 Vinyl Scratch vs Group C #2 Starlight Glimmer
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>>33958208
Neat.
>>33955639
Yes.
>>33957311
>>33955659
Thanks.
>>33955665
I dunno, read it.
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>>33958829
Previously: https://pastebin.com/4c5BLWLd
~
>Maybe this new job idea wasn’t such a bad thing.
>You’re going to get a new desk soon, and new students to really connect with outside of blackmail and other unrealistic drama.
>There is a little bit more paperwork that you have to sign, but you get it out of the way and start preparing for the new set up job you’ve signed up for.
>Sure Padded Briefcase was a trustworthy fellow, why wouldn’t he be?
>You happen to be on social media, looking forward to the future and stuff, when you notice a new DM on your facebook.
>It’s none other than something from Sugarcoat.
>There is this half second window when you almost start reading it, but then your hand click the little text box closed because a seemingly metaphorical voice in your head and heart told you to do so.
>All of that noise is a thing of the past now; she’s not going to Canterlot High, and you’re not going to whatever fucking college she’s going to.
>You continue about your business, a formal dean.
>Can’t back out of the contract anyway.
~
>At the (early) end of the year, there are winners and losers.
>Suri Polymare and Upper Crust are a couple of the winners.
>They wear smug expressions as they mosey about next to the school grounds, resting on benches, counting their amounts of money on online accounts.
>Watching the numbers continuously grow.
>Oh how it delights them so.
>Coco pommel is also with them at times, but only when they say it’s okay for her to be around to be able to look at their screens.
>They start telling her all about how life is unfair and you sometimes have to play dirty in order not to get screwed over sometimes.
>It’s a really wholesome talk to them, because they’re telling her that they’re not going to be around to “help” her anymore and she needs to be able to fend for herself in the corrupt environment they’ve managed to bend to their favor.
~
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>>33958834
>A rather notable winner is Sunny flare.
>Of course, her parents’ money has always been a nice cushion to fall on, for almost any situation. And this situation is no exception.
>Oh, they have the best money for the best lawyers, probably more than even the school itself they’re suing could get their hands on, because it’s all about who makes the phone call first… and Sunny Flare enjoys the rest of her spring relaxing in her castle room shittalking her Instagram enemies and eating cookies n cream ice cream.
>Upper Crust sends her a few text messages every now and then, starting some deal making with her as they both now watch the numbers go up and down and begin to plan how they’re going to manage this together since the contract is a thing.
>Sunny takes a bite of the cookies n cream ice cream, talking online about cream.
>She looks on shopping websites and uses the price tags she sees to divide up her share of the amounts and plan how she’s going to build her spoils of war, or in this case, networking and court battles.
>And the lawyer costs are anything but ignored, but it’s no problem for Sunny’s family.
>Sunny Flare and Upper Crust strengthen their friendship and hook eachother up with some bankrolls.
>Padded briefcase and his folks will take care of taking to the banks and baking the dough into bread, and the cream to spread onto it after it’s done better be pretty fucking sweet.
>There’s going to be some chips with some gravy on the side, how much of it depends on what collared shirt man says to certain people.
>Maybe hunt down some bucks on the way. Though, some prefer duck meat, but Sunny and Upper prefer their bills dipped in cheese.
>Taking some serious paper, raking some delicious green; stacks and wads delivered in the back of a limousine.
>…Money, I don’t fuckin’ know.
>Anyway, Sunny’s family already obtained the best lawyers.
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>>33958837
>But of course, there’s the losers as well.
>At the library, Mulberry desperately replies to himself with alternative failed memes.
>Losing fights left and right and denying it after realizing his unfunny spam isn’t as safe to post anymore; it takes less and less effort to laugh at him these days.
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>A rather notable loser in this is Sour Sweet.
>She currently sits in a jail cell, waiting to have one singular phone call with even someone she promised not to talk to, but she knows that’s not going to happen.
>One officer walks by with a bandage on his face over where the nails scratched. He sees the look in her eyes and gets a notion to reach for his taser again before remembering that there’s bars in the way this time.
>A couple of female cops haul her out of the cell and take her into an examination room.
>Hours later, Sour Sweet has to remain on sedatives lest she go berserk once more.
>She used to have visions and plans for taking over the school more than Suri Polymare or Upper Crust ever could.
>Now she has visions and plans for escaping the police station undetected, while mostly dreaming about it while unconscious.
>Rage infects her dreams, after having lost it all because she became shortsighted in the face of two cunning con-artists.
>If she ever makes it out of this place, there is going to be hell to pay for the entire world.
>But of course, there’s that little possibility that Sour Sweet will never make it out of here that lingers in the back of her known mental possibilities.
>She knows that dreams don’t always come true, and the handcuffs on her wrists really ring that statement home.
>For her, for the officers hoping she doesn’t make a scene again and basically all of her former friends that are glad as all fuck she got hoisted away behind bars after all the shit she’s done.
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>>33958841
>Here’s part of the story of arguably the two greatest winners of the feud.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBejeI1Sax4
>Lemon Zest and Indigo Zap strut through the local park together.
>Stepping to the rhythm of the beat and swinging the bag full of spray paint cans they hold together in one hand each.
>The sun should be coming up soon, but they won’t need too much time to do this.
>They make it to the stone bridge and set up their temporary studio.
>Distant hissing sounds can be heard from where some frisbee landed that a dog never caught.
>In Zest’s mind, the blood of her enemies is smeared all over the castle walls, a reminder of what it’s like to go to war with her legions.
>A reminder of what there is for them to lose, and lots of it.
>Beautiful crimson tapestries are put up, directly on the cold hard stone.
>They really tie the room together, like a cornerstone in a magnificent arch that tells the story of the ages.
>The story of the duke’s exile, the story of the Valkyrie’s imprisonment, the slaughter of all the Indigo warrior’s foes from Cadence’s tower.
>Death never looked so lively, crushing one’s enemies never felt so satisfying.
>A colorful message is left on the inner wall of the bridge, over other people’s graffiti, drowning it out with the well thought out message of::: “SAMPLE TEXT”.
>3D extrusion letters, shading, shine, hyperrealistic detail, perfect for being shared around the internet as a bland meme for a couple of days.
>The sun is now high in the sky, and the two ambitious comrades stroll through the park on Sunday Morning with piercing glares scanning the clouds overhead.
>Still walking to the beat.
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>>33958848
~
>Early in the morning.
>Rising to the garden.
>Gloriosa watches the arrival of the pardoned.
>…
>Here it goes, your first day at Canterlot High.
>The school year can’t end for you juuuuust yet, but your new position could have at least started on next Monday instead of today, a Friday.
>There’s Gloriosa Daisy, you’d recognize her pretty much immediately.
>”Well look who it is!” Gloriosa calls over in a ‘rise and shine’-y voice at you.
>She’s smiling way too pleasantly for this time of morning, usually people are devastated to get up early to do this shit.
>But hey, passion for your job goes a long way.
>You walk on in expecting that previous thought to play into what you’re going to say to Celestia and Luna, the two you heard about who run this joint.
>At least there’s two others instead of just one other being Cadance this time around.
>If anything, you just hope these two are a lot more responsible than Cadance as Principal (and now also Vice Principal).
>You almost took the janitor job, but then realized that such a position might not be as desirably with a less proper school, and that the offer for guidance counselor might be better now that there’s not shady things going on in here that’s pretty much only one step below literal drug rings.
>Why is there no one here?
>All office doors are locked, so you just sit on one of the nearby waiting benches with your belongings you brought with you until someone else pulls up.
>Finally, there’s someone.
>There they are, Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna. Right as there are already a bunch of students walking into the school.
>Damn, they’re just as fine lookin’ as Cad- hey stop that, you should have those thoughts anymore, not after what happened.
>No slippery slopes this time.
>Celestia lets out a playful “aww”, “Oh, you didn’t have to come in this early!” She plants her hands on her cheeks. “Were you waiting this whole time?”
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>>33958858
“I… oh. I just usually come in early since that’s how it went at the other school.” You reply.
>”Oh that’s right.” Says Celestia. “Well don’t you worry, you don’t have to always be bright and early.”
>Vice Principal Luna walks in right after her and says hello to you.
>You begin by talking to the two and doing a really informal tour of the school with them.
>Right away, you can tell that they’re nowhere near as uptight as Crystal Prep Academy.
>There’s already students everywhere, and some of the are waving hello to you as you walk by with their Principal and Vice Principal.
>The rooms you see aren’t as decorated, the floor isn’t as shiny and everything just looks standard as far as you can tell.
>And there are a lot less rooms to see as well, let alone the hallways not being as long.
>Students who interact with you are already enough evidence to prove that they’re ten times as friendly as the last place.
>One dude with dreadlocks and a hacky-sack chills by a couple of the lockers all like “sup?” as he turns to you.
>You wave back and he returns to his business, not appearing to be plotting anything at all.
>In the midst of conversation, the two women let you know that they’re sisters who have been running the school together for a while.
>They used to attend the school and then went to college in the nearby area, and then they became staff members and eventually took over as Principal and Vice Principal.
>It was a pretty interesting story.
>You’re soon introduced to your office.
>It’s about the size of your study at home, couple of bookshelves, one file cabinet, and of course, desk and chair to go with it.
>Other than that, there’s basically nothing in the room.
>”This used to just be a makeshift conference room that we didn’t really use for anything other than meetings for when the regular conference room is in use.” Luna tells you. “It’s pretty nice we finally found a permanent use for it.”
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>>33958860
“Interesting.” You nod. “Seems cozy in here already.”
>”Anyway, that’s all of your things?” Celestia points to the cardboard box in your arms.
“Yeah. I’m a light packer.”
>”Hah, we know the feeling, right, Luna?”
>Luna nods right as the bell rings.
>”Oh! We gotta get to our offices now. See ya and good luck!” Celestia and Luna hurry on back to their offices down the hall so they can start morning announcements.
>They literally squeezed the school tour into their schedule at the last minute, but they seemed pretty on the ball about things.
>It’s clear they know this place very well, and know what everyone’s like and aren’t distant like Cadance was regarding the Crystal Prep students.
>You already have a good feeling about this school.
>Almost feel like something’s been beckoning you to come here, all throughout your time at Crystal Prep, or at least most of the time.
>There were so many times when you thought about this place, and you feel like you’re catching the tail end of something that’s been going on here that went some kind of a signal to you.
>What makes that funny is that it’s late into May now.
>You missed the entire school year here until the last part.
>…
>Anyway, the morning announcements are had as you’re unpacking your things, making everything feel like the beginning of a movie or something.
>Then homeroom, first and second period of the day go by completely eventless.
>Your mind is still so corrupted by the bullshit that it keeps going back to wondering if Celestia and Luna steep in the same room… or the same bed.
>All that’s happened has done this to your imagination, but things keep telling you not to let such impure fantasies into your thoughts.
>Feels like the same notion that told you to close that DM from Sugarcoat.
>And the same notion that’s been making you think about this school at all in the first place.
>For some reason, you imagine a plane crashing into the ocean.
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>>33958865
~
>It’s the middle of the day now.
>Indigo Zap decides to head on over to Lemon Zest’s house for a celebratory sleepover during which they’ll play endless video and computer games and listen to countless old-school rap and classic rock songs.
>She brings her own sleeping bag, her own X-Station video game console and a bunch of junk food, just to name a few of the things she packed.
>They drive over with the wind blowing over the town from the distant horizon, feeling it in the open air as they step out of the car.
>Sentimental echoes of the past are mimicked as they do the exact same thing they used to do together, have some wholesome innocent fun while pretending the rest of the world doesn’t exist.
>No blackmail text messages here, just a messy kitchen full of splatters and spills from the process of “inventing a new kind of cookie that has dorito batter in it”.
>No loud dramatic arguments here, just over-the-house tennis with proper tennis racquets to make sure that the tennis ball makes it over the roof without breaking any windows.
>No secretly shittalking any “friends”, just a challenge to play on the electronic keyboard the exact melody or theme to a Pirates of the Caribbean movie blasting at full volume in the living room.
>No waiting for class to end here, just racing around the neighborhood streets with a couple of old bikes.
>Lemon Zest and Indigo Zap start up what’s going to be a whole weekend of things like these along with winning endless battles in Zest’s historical computer games with Indigo’s undying winning spirit.
>They can’t wait until the sky starts to turn colors and they start their Lord of the Rings marathon after crushing digital enemies of their own.
>Prepared to go on an Odyssey.
~
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>>33958869
>Sugarcoat sits in her room, blank face and phone glued to her nose.
>She sees that the formal dean still has his Facebook in existence.
>Something just happened to come over her, since all of the drama has basically ended aside the lawsuits that are piling up.
>But she has learned that the dean himself is exempt from that burden, and she at least wants to formally apologize for everything.
>She forgot what his number is, and she doesn’t remember how it got deleted off of her phone; her head is kind of spinning right now.
>Can’t remember if someone else took it off or if she went into a fit of rage and got rid of his number herself. But either way, Sugarcoat regrets it being gone, now that there’s no more school and the dean was the last thing she remembers being some sort of beacon of hope for common sense and maybe affection from that place.
>The girl is doing everything she can to contact him; she can see him online.
>She’s been trying all day, but to no avail.
>Former dean is just… not responding.
>Sugarcoat doesn’t understand this… was she really too abrasive with him? That really isn’t too little of a possibility what with all the things she said to him before.
>It would not at all be surprising if he kept the mentality that she doesn’t want anything to do with him anymore, and he now has her blocked.
>Probably under the assumption that she has him blocked, but nevertheless, he’s not responding to him. And it’s obviously not because he blocked her because the messages are still going through.
>Sugarcoat prays that he stays logged in and types up another message, wanting more than anything else in the world to apologize, but she’s just left there with tears in her eyes once again.
>…
>Welp, it’s towards the end of your first day here, already past the end of one of the last Fridays of the school year for the students at this place.
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>>33958873
>It’s a good thing you’re a guidance counselor now, because the students coming to your office aren’t coming for technical or disciplinary purposes, but for seeking social help or whatever it’s called.
>Nothing anyone has ever approached you with was even remotely serious or sounding like it would be a process to handle.
>Just “I’m kind of stressed out about homework and I heard you were the new guidance counselor”.
>Because, hey, that’s how that shit works around here, right? You’re just suddenly plopped into this position of being a guidance counselor out of nowhere and that there’s not many preliminary requirements that come beforehand.
>(different sounding) Knock knock.
“Come right in!” Your voice is finally cheerful again, a little surprised that there are students still coming here after school is over.
>Shouldn’t they be eager to go home for the weekend, at least students in a school like this?
>Actually, they might be enjoying school so much that they don’t want to leave, who knows?
>In walks this girl whom you’re not sure whether or not you’ve seen before.
>She has light tangerine skin, vibrant red and yellow hair… and tears in her glossy turquoise eyes.
“What happened?” You start before a couple of more girls enter the room behind her as they console her.
>Her friend with pale skin, swirly purple hair and lots of eyelashes speaks first. “My friend is having an emotional breakdown.”
>…Why did they come to the guidance counselor?
>Another friend with dark hair with a pink streak in it fills you in. “She just got harshly rejected by a guy she really likes who made a huuuuge scene about it in front of everyone.”
>Oh, well now it sounds like something you should handle, or at least call her parents for.
>Look at something in her friend’s hand.
>What kind of flowers are those?
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>>33958879
Great work. Also why do you changes your name?
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>>33958890
This is my original name. Also get better at grammar.
>>33958879
Will update this soon too. https://pastebin.com/4c5BLWLd
Before anyone asks, I’ve been very subtly hinting at this since over a year ago. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32342658/#32369589
To the one who said long ago to go with their idea, I appreciate the suggestion but would have been able to work it in if you… actually answered me after I asked you to elaborate what your idea was again.
Anyway, yes this actually was Time After Time all along. I knew that people were sick of reading it, so I did a time jump to a part I had planned and made it seem like a different story, which kind of works anyway because the time jump works perfectly with the order of the story I have planned. Indy and Zest’s part of the story will now become a major part of the plot. But make no mistake, it’s all the same story and it will become revealed how when I connect everything up next. I don’t give a fuck anymore.
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>>33958900
Tripcode to verify since the browser decided to erase it.
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>>33958900
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32342658/#32369589
Holy shit
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>>33958905
Why do you like Gloriosa Daisy?
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>>33958879
>>33958900
>>33958905
This is getting way too emotional. I love it!
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>>33958879
>>33958900
>brainlet so I need to re-read TAT to know what happened to Sugarcoat
FUCK YOU ALEX
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>>33959271
I should probably tell you now, Sugarcoat doesn't really appear in the first TaT, that story happens almost entirely exclusively at Canterlot High. None of the Shadowbolts have major roles in that part but TaT had a huge effect on the part with the thing I just did with the Shadowbolts because it's behind the whole reason why the Crystal Prep fallout happens the way it does.
To anyone reading this, you don't have to read TaT to understand this more recent part. It will be recapped in future updates. Seriously, that thing's like 300,000 words and honestly not that great. I'll save you the trouble and give you a quick rundown later on in this story.
>>33958971
>>33958994
I dunno if you remember the April Fool's thing about these being the same story, but that was just my way of sorta easing you into it.
>>33958981
She's not even in my top five favorite characters, but she's still a pretty fun character to write.
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>>33958900
fucking hell
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>>33956676
I almost thought it was luna at first glance
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>>33955717
That's a cute Gloriosa.
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>>33960914
Whose actually like this purple eating cunt?
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Anyone else getting spotty 4chan connectivity right now?
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>>33960937
yeah
HIROOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>33961898
13 bad girls, where's Trixie?
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>>33961902
Better than all of them.
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>>33961926
She is the defending Elites Champion.
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>>33961930
this
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Any ideas for the next thread right around the corner?
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when should the image dump be
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>>33962415
cute!
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>>33962434
I guess now if alex is here
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>>33847534
nigga where did you go?
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>>33962442
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>>33962370
A certain youtuber name L**y P**t calls Glimmer cunty purple.
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>>33960917
>>33962555
Go back to your containment thread >>33924588
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This is technically EquestriaGirls, so...
>>33960326
>>33960350
>>33960372
>>33960418
>>33962532
>>33962536
>>33962542
>>33962545
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>>33962575
based
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>>33962575
Cause you bitch about it I won't.
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>>33962589
Not bad.
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>>33962575
Reminder that your jealous of that thread.
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>>33962707
>implying anyone on this whole board has a reason to be jealous of a manufactured discussion spam thread
This is either bait or the delusion is real.
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>>33962707
>he legitimately thinks people are jealous of his thread
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>>33962760
>>33962799
friendly reminder not to reply to ESLfag
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>>33962862
He's the one who came here from his containment thread. That wasn't my fault.
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>>33958900
>Time After Time will probably become longer than Heart Of War
Can't believe I stayed around in this general to actually witness this
Godspeed to you Alex
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>>33962933
Whatever happened to the Heart of War thread?
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>>33963298
The writefag disappeared but the thread stayed up for months waiting for him to come back, but so far he hasn't come back and we're still waiting.
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>>33962871
While you are right, >>33962862 has a point.
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Is it me or is pic related when they started to sexualize the girls?
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>>33963778
I think when you saw it that way is when that started.
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Is there any audience for a grim dark "anon as a serial killer" story based on a real series of murders? Story would include rape torture and of course killing, idk if anybody would read thay shit
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>>33964274
>Is there any audience for a grim dark
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>>33964274
Yes.

>>33964296
Fuck off, faggot.
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>>33964274
Don't cut yourself on all those edges, kid.
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>>33964310
Won't lie it's pretty fuckin edgy but if the slave and submission threads have taught me anything it's that there are some sick fucks on this board. Also the story itself is pretty interesting, I'll link it at the end unless someone can guess what it is before hand.
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>>33964338
>if the slave and submission threads have taught me anything

Why don't you post your tryhard edgelord cereal killer shit there, then?
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>>33964391
Good point
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>>33963618
The thread was at like 250 posts after 3 months because they're so good at ghost bumping.
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>>33963778
It's just a bellybutton
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>>33962534
sorry m8 busy with paperwork for my masters degree
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>>33965294
That's awesome getting your master's degree.
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Back up!
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>>33963958
>>33965154
So you're telling me you can't see it. Come on we see more on the Humane 7 in later content.
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>>33902280
bump
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>>33966220
It sounds like your definition of "sexualizing" is retarded.
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>>33966250
I think he meant we see more skin of the humane 7.
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>>33966268
>>33963778
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>>33966275
Doesn't showing ankles and/or shoulders count for sexualizing?
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>>33966299
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>>33966299
No. It doesn't. Unless you're literally in high school yourself or something.
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>>33966299
Go. The fuck. Back.
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>>33966320
>>33966359
>>33966364
>all these haram faggots
And you wonder why women act like sluts these days when you enable it
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>>33966369
Did another one of your angry virgin subs get canned or something, why are you all coming here?
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>>33966372
I'd stop replying to the bait if I were you.
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>>33966372
It's one guy posting frequently. He's doing it in almost every eqg thread within the same hour every time he comes back.
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>>33966364
Back to the past?
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>>33966381
Being this salty cause he's not banned.
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>>33962459
I’d say “say no more” but we’re just about at 500 now.
>>33959329
>>33962933
This is only the beginning. Now that I've almost gotten the parts I'm not so enthusiastic about out of the way, I can finally move forward with the island story. Zest, Zap and a couple of other characters I enjoy writing are going to become major characters of the next parts. Also I feel like I should say this now... unintentional Indy/Lemon parallel with Daenerys was unintentional.
Anyway, I got a new update sort of on the way but it's still in the making. But I shall post it soon.
>>33962760
>>33962799
He acts like everyone's jealous of his thread. He wishes they were but people know better because the one-man-circlejerk act sticks out like a sore thumb. But hey, he's fun to write about.
>>33962090
I wanted to post that Trixie image I've been saving. It's been way too long since I've had it, like a year and a half, but today’s the Summer Solstice so I feel like Celestia would work better. I’ll do the Trixie image at some point later on down the line, maybe next thread.
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>>33966380
I can't tell what's ironic and what isn't any more, man.
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>>33966389
>He acts like everyone's jealous of his thread
Did I miss something?
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What's the next OP pic?
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>>33966389
Oh good, you're here. The baiter's been getting salty and we need the next thread.
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>>33966410
Something tells me that your comment got deleted in EQGTS and you're still salty about it.
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>>33966418
>implying I go there
Just give up and leave already, this isn't your thread.
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>>33966423
Why can't you shut the fuck up and let the faggot makes his rounds?
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>>33966435
>let the faggot makes his rounds?
Gee I wonder who this still is
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>>33966423
>>33966443
Just stop replying to him. All he wants to do is stir shit because he thinks the whole world revolves around his thread.
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>>33966458
Your just mad because he's not permaban.
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>>33966458
Why would he come here of all places though? Does he hate that we exist?
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>>33966468
That's L**Y Orc***d anon.
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New thread when?
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>>33966467
>>33966418
>>33966385
Seriously >>33962575
No one here cares about your shit general. How insecure are you?
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>>33966597
Funny I was going to ask you the same thing.
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>>33966630
You're the one who decided to come here. Really makes me think.
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>>33966641
Implying that I wasn't here before.
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>>33966686
>implying your posts aren't easy to spot and we can't tell you're recent
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>>33966694
Do the smart thing.
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>>33966698
I don't think that matters since we're past 500 posts now but I guess I'll stop wasting my time replying to that retard.
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>>33966557
I hope soon.
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I decided to wait until page 10 this time since I wanted to see if anyone objected to a Celestia pic, and apparently no one has any problem with it.
Anyway, new thread:
>>33967407
>>33967407
>>33967407
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>>33966597
>>33966468
>>33966410
>>33962871
>>33962799
>>33962760
I'd sit here and detail why he wants revenge so badly since I know the whole story, but he made it obvious on his own.
Don't bother being the ones to tangle with his shit, he lost ages ago. No course of action is needed.
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>>33967426
>since I know the whole story
Now I want to know
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>>33967426
Probably because some faggot on harass him due to his esl and the fighting never stop since then.
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>>33967426
Understood. Would be funny to hear why he's here though.
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Okay.
Anyway, here’s a quick rundown of what I gathered when silently lurking.
He wants his EqG threads to be the hottest thing on the board but can't stand that they're mediocre at best, so he makes the best of a computer lab and his phone whenever he gets the chance, which only dumbs down his threads even more.
He’s also been feeling an urge to spread his presence to threads like this one, because getting joked about triggers his insecurity.
We recently burned through >>33818319 in, very surprisingly, 8 days.
He apparently saw, got uppity again, and wanted to do it better but couldn't even shorten his to 13 days or even catch up despite how hilariously fucking slow we’ve been going lately; and meanwhile, no one felt a need to acknowledge the new little race he wants to push on since we cooled down, which got under his skin because it robs him of validation. So now he went out of his way to shitpost here and call people jealous when they tell him to go back to his dumpster fire.
I know he’ll see this post and it’ll slowly eat away at him on the inside, so get ready for that.



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