Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, dragons, gryphons, changelings, draconequus, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.For the list of PTFG's recently updated stories, see below.Archive of over 420 stories, as well as additional links and materials:http://derpy.me/PonyTFUnrated TF image dump thread:http://derpy.me/ptfgnsfwBelow are some suggested writing prompts.Anonpone:>Twilight is giving you a choice: To become a copy of a pony from her world in every sense except for memories and be paired with another anon, or to be said other anon. She has to see how humans react to being ponies and the mating potential of humans and ponies... you know, for science.Mailbag:>An anonymous gift arrives in the post, unmarked but containing some sort of swag related specifically to your brand of horsefagging, an original character of yours. In the days, hours, or minutes after contact with the contents of the parcel, you begin to experience some changes.Chat in https://discord.gg/tfAjenNPrevious Thread:>>33757474
>>33823432Previously on PTFG,The Pon-E Journalby Gnisha - Newhttps://pastebin.com/jai9nnHWIn a kennel cause you deserve it by Flotsam - New & Completehttps://pastebin.com/EsSWqpUSPonyMindSwapGreentext by Pononymous - New & Completehttps://pastebin.com/C0iLCSRE Pon-E - April Fools by Bookpone:https://pastebin.com/HZXcxgr1Pizzaportal by Gnisha - Completehttps://pastebin.com/nuB7kBP8[AiE, TG, Age regression]TwiSwap by SunNon:https://pastebin.com/BawrDpb6[AiE, TG]Coming of Age by Spacewolfe:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wJl_hXKjxsqbYApV0cS4Jzn7dZBvnJPZQE1BYQ_PLyA/edit[Changeling, TG]A Pony's Escape by Flotsam - Completehttps://pastebin.com/hznrxz8U[Pet]Anonfilly by CelestialOrigin:https://pastebin.com/qQNPwMhXhttps://pastebin.com/jGnbTyi9[AiE, TG, Age regression]Filia ex Twilight:https://pastebin.com/YaFKHWkf[AiE, TG, Age regression]The annual Pon-E festival is (not) a hive of degeneracy by Gnisha - Completehttps://pastebin.com/WmByRz0L[TG]Little Colt by WallMixer:https://archiveofourown.org/works/17710505Last Horse by alCROWholic:https://pastebin.com/6QDSDw8yCrash Course by CrushingVictory:https://pastebin.com/YWnB750qAssorted TF prompts by Thatguywiththeface:https://pastebin.com/gifQqwn5Archive of over 420 stories, as well as additional links and materials:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kj56IEmCeHczi8lB1LWsuWlbvkWl3C_kIadH08TS1tE/editAlternatively: https://ptfg.neocities.org
So here's something to consider: I am a musician/computer scientist. How am I supposed to live without fingers?
>>33823539Neural interface and robotic arms
>>33823539Be a unicorn, be able to manipulate dozens of objects simultaneously.
>>33823432Anyone have a pastebin for an old-ish story? It started with a guy coming home to his apartment with a little Christmas tree and pony figurines, then his whole apartment block getting injected with stuff by glow-in-the-dark's
So here are some ideas I've had for transformation fics:1) A human must be converted into a pony and transported to Equestria (à la "Conversion Bureau"). As the subject of Luna's affections in his dreams, he is turned into an alicorn and must take on the responsibilities of being one.2) MI-6's top agents have been transformed into ponies. Agent 007 is the only one who can put an end to this.
>>33823546So I would have to become Doc Ock? That sounds painful.
>>33823550And how would I guarantee that I'd become one (and easily learn how to cast spells, etc.)?
>>33823564If we actually knew that we wouldn't be sittin here discussin it with ya laddie.
>>33823558>Anon gets injured on his way to Equestria>Twilight finds him, mostly dead>Brain's intact, there's a good chance of reviving him>Rare alchemical solution used to reanimate dead tissue>Key ingredient is ample blood of the species>Anon has no blood left so she uses pony blood>Ingredient does as intended, his body is reviving>The serum begins to cause drastic mutations, his body becomes pony-like in the course of days>Anon regains consciousness>He's shocked and a bit frightened that he's a pony>Que existential crisis of Anon being a pony copy of a dead guy or something
>>33823554Could this be the story you're talking about? https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25976803/#25990542The story pastebin's gone so you can only find this story on the archive.
>>33823558>Get caught with a crazy bitch>She wants both of you to be ponies>She's got some knowledge in neurology and 0 professional ethic>She's got two pone bodies cloned and waiting to go>Wake up from bed and see that you've got hooves >Crazy bitch turned pony confronts you, she's delighted her insane fanasy's come true>She presents herself saying you need to secure this new species>Miraculously escape>Come home to parents, assure them it's you>They're afraid of the implications of harboring you>Get in and wonder "what the fuck now?"
Every day is a reminder that God doesn't exist, or else he abandoned me here in a body I don't care for, instead of letting be happy as a pony.
>>33823661Report her to the ethics committee of course.
>>33823608Maybe he'd become a vampiric pony.
>>33823558On the subject of James Bond themed pony TF, imagine if Rosa Klebb was a pony trying to kick you with her hind hooves to which ponification serum had been applied.
>>33824810Like how Octavia plays the cello? No offense, but the clarinet and piano are two of my instruments. How is hoof magic going to create airtight seals around tone holes and allow me to play velocity-sensitive keys?
>>33823539If you become a pegasi you could just use your wings (assuming it wouldn't be painful/sensitive to do that) If you became an earth pony you could always just use some mechanical fingers or some shit that you attach to your arm, idk
>>33824840You really aren't going to find hoof magic experts around here.
>>33781836To answer your question, no, there's not a pastebin, but there is a heavily edited google doc, which fixes most of the grammatical problems, and adds some more fluff to the characters.https://docs.google.com/document/d/100CMUYiSTEx8MGJaeLNvlTw6r3vv0GWI-3AjnzPtbfE>>33823539Slide guitars and theremins are a thing, as for the compsci issue, accessibility has come a long, long way; ranging from TTS to more personalised solutions for your needs>>33824853I've heard of a couple of spa pones who'd disagree with you
>>33824882Around -here-. In this thread.Anyone can say they know Moshe Moreno personally - it means nothing if they can't chime in.
>>33825297A classic tale.
>>33824846And what if I become a unicorn? Alicorns could probably use their wings as well (or, for that matter, use whatever unicorns can use as well), but that may be an unlikely scenario unless I have right connections with the elites or go recognized for astounding excellence in my field.
>>33825093No offense, but I'd rather see him try to manage his money better and focus on Tesla Model Y production, but that could be a good idea afterwards (assuming he gets permission from their government).
>>33825297No offense, but would ponification turn garçons into fillies and vice versa?
>>33825601Then you can easily use magic
>>33825668So why and how would I become a specific race?
>>33824840Who knows? But the first time Octavia appears, it's with three other earth pones and one's playing the piano, another a harp, and another I think a French horn.
>>33825724>Obtain an artifact relating to the desired pony tribe.>Carry it with you through the portal to Equestria.
>>33825962So what did Sci-Twi and Rainbow Dash carry, what would they have become without them, and would Sci-Twi become an alicorn if she brought Rainbow Dash's artifact as well?
>>33825962And what would happen if someone brings artifacts from all three? Would he become a super-alicorn, complete with Earth pony abilities?
bombing glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers with pony potions episode
>>33826954Terry never died, he just got hit with one of his own ponification grenades.
According to Transformer, we should have had horse drugs a long time ago.
>>33827119That was the false flag by some suspiciously bioluminescent African American gentlemen of the intelligence community.
>ywn be able to borrow a pony body as easily as you can borrow a library book.
>>33827422Hmmm... perhaps with Twilight Sparkle in prison, Sunset Shimmer should take note...
>>33827437Twilight won't go to prison for an overdue library book, she's just overreacting.
>Want to have cereal.>No milk.>Become milk mare.>Enjoy your cereal.
>>33828214there is one by pogoman in the doc
>>33828327We could always use more though.
>>33828128A P? What is a P?
>>33828421In PTFG do you even need to ask?
I wish I was Little Pip
>>33828770Do you want it enough to put up with Fallout Equestria though?
I think being a ponyloaf would be ok... or maybe horrifyingly terrible
>>33828750So here's another question: would Twilight have given Anon a book titled "How NOT to be a P"?
>>33829167Maybe there are books on how to be a gryphon, dragon or changeling. If Anon's lucky Discord'll lend him the book on how to be a draconequus. It's literally unputdownable.
>>33829084It looks like it's about to take a shit on the bed
>>33829492No offense, but how is one to use the material in the book if it physically can't be done by humans? Or does Anon somehow transform into one of those species after passing through the portal?
>>33829084too much like fluffy
>>33829084It's an unappealing pony form.
>>33829706It's better than not being a pony at all, but yeah, it's not great.
>>33829748No offense, but how can not being a pony be bad, especially if you are in a profession or have a talent that requires fingers?
>>33829461So does Anon somehow transform into one of those species after passing through the portal? And what would determine whether he transforms into a gryphon, dragonequs, or a specific kind of pony?
>>33829963I was assuming this was in Equestria.
>>33828214Why don't you try writing one, Anon
>>33823539Be a Unicorn or Pegasus and use magic or wingfingers.
>>33830089And how would becoming a specific race of pony be accomplished? What if I turn into an Earth pony?
>>33830158>what if I turn into a Earth ponyWell dash got mechanical wings in that alternate timeline, just get yourself a mechanical prosthetic, or just learn to type and play music with your hooves.
>>33830159A mechanical prosthetic... like Lyra in this comic? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6384991/
>>33830159In my conversion bureau fic, the main character becomes a far better musician as a pony than he ever could have been as a human, but that's probably because he turned into an alicorn, simply because he was a subject of Luna's affections in his dreams.
>>33830174>Anon constructs a robot to assist him once he's a pony.
>>33830709No offense, but how do you think that's done without fingers?
>>33830827Slowly and carefully.
Which pony would you pair up with to become one of these?
>>33830951But where does the excrement go?
>>33831492There are magical solutions to that problem.
>>33831604But are there magical solutions to the problem of the lack of fingers?
>>33824164How's this one? Twilight Sparkle has invaded Earth and has transformed three of MI-6's top agents into ponies. 007 must overcome his injuries from working at the Kremlin and figure out what happened.
>>33828128How to be a P... what's inside?
>>33831933Kek. The horse goes neigh, Anon.
>>33823432 " I ' m a p o n y n o w mom ""I'm fucking 50 anon... 50. you have a wife, and kids... you are a disgrace.""...they are also ponies.""FUCK.""o.k. well I'm going to work see you later!"
>>33832001It's good to have a family that supports you in your decision to become a pony.
>>33830042OK, but wouldn't the transformation happen while in transit?
>>33832133No offense, but what if we had no choice, lest we die in a fiery collision with an asteroid? (That's the plot to a conversion bureau fic I'm writing.)
How would your waifu react if she discovered that you used to be human?
>>33832807That would imply that it wasn't her that made me into a pony, and frankly, she'd probably feign shock for a moment, I'd get scared and freeze up, and she'd trot over and whisper Gotcha~ in my big fluffy ear
>>33832843So can a human become a pony simply through the casting of a spell? And can humans opt to remain humans upon arriving in Equestria (e.g. Anon)?
>>33832919Who knows? Anything could be possible with magic!
>>33832807That's actually the plot to my conversion bureau fic. Luna has a crush on someone in his dreams and, because of that, he becomes an alicorn after passing through the mirror, but he's completely forgotten about Luna being in his dreams and he isn't a brony, so many things come to him as a shock.
>>33832926Well, no offense, but aside from a couple of card tricks and perhaps a few illusions, I can't really do magic. What happens then?
>>33832940Well, there's always magical kindergarten for Unicorns, and the possibility that you could become a mudhorse.Also, you don't exactly have to know the ins and outs of magic to be a victim of it
>>33832944A mudhorse? Is Applejack a mudhorse?And no offense, but what determines what type of pony I'd become? If I'm a musician/computer scientist who needs his fingers to live, would I still be able to perform my talents?
>>33835248So what do you think made Sci-Twi turn into a unicorn rather than an alicorn in "EQG: Spring Breakdown"?
>>33835641No offense, but what is YWN?
>>33835655Yoruba Western Nigeria
>>33834623No offense, but why would he be pleasuring himself to getting naped (or raped)?
>>33835667>>33835655>>33832950>>33832940please lurk moar, no offense but you stink of newfaggotry
>>33835724>being this unawareThis'll be good>>33835666nice triples ma doode
>>33830042So is there a guarantee of ponification when visiting Equestria?
I had a dream where Discord came out of my monitor and fucked me until I became a pony.
>>33836886I had a dream the other night where I was wearing a diaper in front of my old computer science teacher
>>33836886Like this, but with actual sexual contact? https://www.deviantart.com/doublewbrothers/art/Discord-Simulator-500598260
>>33836886I've actually been having a recurring dream where Luna has a crush on me and wants to have many children with me, but Celestia wants to turn me into a pony. This serves as the basis for my conversion bureau fic.
>>33836336Well in some stories becoming a pony when you're in Equestria is just a law of the universe. In others, ponification has a more direct cause.
>>33836920I guess? There wasn't much else to the dream, but if I keep having them then I might be able to write something for you guys.
>>33836943So what determines what kind of pony I'd become and my cutie mark?
>>33837171How prolific a shitposter you were on /mlp/
>>33836943So could I still perform my special talents that I could do as a human, even as a pony with no digits?
>>33837177So was Sci-Twi more or less a prolific sh*tposter than Rainbow Dash?
>>33832263but anon that was the situation already. that's why you had to become a human and leave being a pony. also I like fucking with you...
>>33837205That would actually be a good plot for another fanfic.
>>33837192Not sure since I haven't watched>no hooves The Movie
>>33837268I'm referring to "EQG: Spring Breakdown".
I have a question regarding the Anonpone prompt: what language would the ponies be speaking in and why? (If the answer is "English because they speak it in the show", how do you think they learned English?)
>>33837511>If the answer is "English because they speak it in the show", how do you think they learned English?>mfw even Equestria can't escape the might of the British EmpireI want this to be my timeline. God save the Queen.
>>33837511They'd be speaking Ponish but to you it would just sound like a bunch of neighing and whinnying.
>>33837549I'm writing an alternate head canon where Equestria and the Crystal Empire were once the British colonies of Equestrialand and the Crystal Coast. How many others do you think came up with this idea?
>>33837558So what exactly is the Ponish language? And how come we've never heard it in the show? (And how similar is it to human languages)?
>>33837563Because it'd be utterly incomprehensible to all but the absolute savages like Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz. It hurts the ratings.
>>33837570No offense, but how come we have Elvish, Klingon, and Dothraki as conlangs?
>>33837573Mature audiences + expectance of fantasy settings to develop authentic lore.
>>33837582Hmmm... so is there a history of the Ponish language and perhaps a fandom consensus as to what it sounds and looks like?
>>33837604No consensus, I'm afraid. I've seen references to Gaelic, Dzongkha, the Central African guttural families, and Minoan - among other things. Your artistic license is open.And it's usually called Equestrian Common, with historical written script differences between individual races.
>>33837619And no offense, but as someone who likes studying other languages, why did someone say it would sound like neighing and whinnying?
>>33836336Equestria ran out of ponification... Things? Try again in a few months>>33836886I had the same dream! But I came out of a monitor and fucked a weird, fat, smelly neckbeard>>33837511They speak Ponish.Source: Twilight talks about old Ponish in the episode Shadow Play
>>33837744Are you implying I'm a fat and smelly neckbeard?
>ywn be the little mare going into heat for the first time.
>>33838316>ywn fuck the little mare for the first time
Today's a good day to become the motherly mare.
>>33837744I'm saying what if the rules of "EQG: Spring Breakdown" applied.
>>33837573Because those aren't for six year old babbies.
Just pretend it was a human beforehand or something like that.
>>33840047I've said this before, but I'm writing a conversion bureau fic with a similar premise.
>>33840144When will we actually see this story?
>>33837755Yes, yes I am.>>33838316A true capitalist would charge money for their body, and others>>33840047Pretending's hard!>>33840177soon™
stupid image spammers
>>33840475I'm actually the complete opposite.
>>33840177Right now, if you'd like. The password is onethinghigher. Let me know what you think of it. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/438508/conversion-bureau-an-unexpected-royal
>Nanovirons had been a revolution for bio-engineering since their induction>Nano-constructors capable of creating gene strains from instructions stored in a molecular ROM disc >Nanomachines capable of self replicating and infiltrating every type of cell, used to improve crops in the field, remediate any and all pollution with local microfauna, and the eliminate deleterious genes and the introduction of advantageous genes>The strict monopoly of nanovirons was maintained as the possibility of an unstoppable bio-weapon was too great>Several years ago, the manufacturing secrets of nanovirons was leaked to an unknown group, the rouge group programmed nanovirons to radically alter human physiology on a mass scale>Nanovirons enter the victim in hundreds of thousands and begin their replication stage, the nanovirons use their machinery to produce trillions more from local resources>The virons infitrate the cells and begin to produce gene strands based on a stored molecular disc>In the Equiform plague, entire chromosomes are reduced and replaced which causes a cascade phenotypic change in the victim>Over the course of a month, the victim slowly alters into a horse-like creature>The middle fingers and toes elongate, grow and reinforce as the other digits are reduced and subsumed as new hooves>The spine radically alters in shape, making bipedal motion impossible. The victim becomes suited to extended quadrupedal movement>The Coccyx elongates as a equine tail dock>Fur continuously grows on the victim over the course of the mutation, seemingly based on hair color. Thick, course hair grows on the tail and on the neck>The skull is most radically altered, the spinal attachment point moves to the rear of the skull, the jaws protrude forward drastically and become V shaped consistent with a herbivore. No cranial capacity is lost in this alteration.
>>33840785That actually reminds me of a scenario in "Plague, Inc." Human are either turned into MLP ponies and then all given EEE or they all die before then.
>>33840785>The internal organs are reshaped for a herbivorous lifestyle, the digestive system loses most meat digesting capabilities, though the appendix is restored to functionality. The victim is capable of limited cellulose digestion.>Genitals are reformed to those of equines, the penis becomes longer, flatter and gain medial rings and a sheath. Vulvas grow thicker and horse-like, muscle control of the vagina has been reported repeatedly. The reproductive systems are completely functional and reproduction between victims is routinely possible with no clinical assistance. Though fertility with humans is lost completely.>The brain is the only organ unchanged, the victim retains all memories and acuity during and after metamorphosis, though psychological trauma does result from the month-long transformation and the confusion of a new body and limbs. All ponies posses human intellect >There is no treatment or reversal of the process, the only remedy is comforting the patient throughout the metamorphesis and acclimation therapy afterwards.
>>33840795Nice scenario Anon. I'd like to help the new little ponies acclimate.
>>33840475You can read it now if you'd like. The password is onethinghigher. Let me know what you think of it. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/438508/conversion-bureau-an-unexpected-royal
>>33840177>>33840475Greentext version (inadmissible to Fimfiction):>Asteroid heading towards Earth>Trump says we will stop it to make America great again, but his opponents think his plan is racist and the human race deserves to die>Your friend's a brony, but you aren't>He says Equestria established conversion bureaus to save humanity>You receive a letter from Princess Luna asking you to come to Equestria>You and your friend go together to the facility>You are selected for expedited processing>You pass through a mirror to Platform 9 3/4>You board a train and ask your seatmates as to what is going on>They say they're all humans-turned-ponies and that you're an alicorn, but that's usually only for elites and royals>You wonder why you got such a coveted honor>Your VIP status means you skip the queue and head right for Canterlot>Luna greets you with a tight embrace>You say you've never met her, but she says the two of you have met in the recesses of your dreams>Nightmare Moon invades>Your alicorn powers stop her, but you don't know how>Luna insists on rewarding you, but you'd prefer to learn to control your magic first>You perform your special talent far better than you ever could in the human world and become mesmerized>Luna knights you and insists on having many children with you>She tries to do so, but Celestia barges in>The two do keep at it after Celestia gets kicked out of the room>Your family and your friend's family are safe, but the rest of Earth is doomed, partially due to the strong political divisions>Luna is pregnant with an absurdly high number of children, to her enjoymentFor those of you who don't have Fimfiction accounts, how does this look?
>>33840631The prologue made me chuckle, that's about it>>33840785Good stuff. Like the detailing
The real secret to become a pony, it'sthe wholefeelingof the pony. Not just how they look, but who they are. The secret is thefeeling of their soul. Intheface of thepony's evil,you must face thefeelingandreclaim it. The ponies are soclose to you, soso close to theirfeelingthat you want topeltthem withthis power tomake them change as aperson . This does afasterrecoveryof self esteem, andcirclesback in the pony's soul.What you are doing isn'tinapursuitofpower, but in aquestofself esteem. If you canbe in the saddle of a pony for longer than25% of the time, you are already doingwhatyou love, andis doing it because you love the pony.
>>33841754GIVE ME A TICKET FOR AN AEROPLANE
>>33842103Stay on-topic, fren.
>>33841754Bundy was kind of hot
>Guy has a hangover after a Pon-E trip.>Tries to treat it with a 'hair of the dog' approach.>Ends up being permanently a pony.
>>33842136no way fag
>>33841681I don't know how to make the rest as funny, but I'm not sure whether it was meant to be.
Hey Gnisha, your Pon-E festival story was awesome.
>Three of MI-6's top agents mysteriously turn into ponies>Agent 007 is the only one who can find out why and put an end to this>He is called back into action, despite his fatal injury working undercover at the Kremlin>He is at first skeptical, but eventually heads to Canterlot International Airport with his Aston Martin>He meets Special Agent Sweetie Drops for a martini -- shaken, not stirred>She reveals that Twilght is turning all humans into ponies because humans are inherently evil>Bond and Sweetie Drops head to Ponyville to stop her from performing her next attack in two days>It was a trap! Twilight never rested and nearly all humans are ponies by now>Bond heads back to London to find the terrible truthSo how should it end? Should Bond be turned into a pony or should Twilight realize the error of her ways and turn all ponies back into humans?I'm also working on a Fimfiction version.
https://derpibooru.org/2038264>Trixie will never do this to you
>>33843285>should Twilight realize the error of her ways and turn all ponies back into humans?Absolutely not.
>>33842417If you're the first to turn into a pony you win the whole internet.
>>33844275No offense, but does this mean Sunset Shimmer wins the Internet?
>>33844275But unlike the 360 kid you'll have a hard time showing people online that you did because you can't type with hooves.
>>33844472Just hold a pencil between your front hooves and use it like a finger. It'll be slow, but it works.Alternatively, you can operate a smartphone with your tongue.
>>33844472>>33844554And what about playing velocity-sensitive piano keys and creating airtight seals around clarinet tone holes?
>>33844598Magic and shit.
>>33844637So is there a guarantee that I'd become:1) A pony and2) The kind of pony necessary for me to perform my special talent (unless I turn into an alicorn if something like in fyre-byrd's story happens)?
>>33844598Both of those things have happened in the show, anon
>>33844939So as a pianist and a clarinetist, would there be a guarantee that I'd be able to keep up my talents as a pony? (And where did ponies play the clarinet?)And what determines what kind of pony I'd become, unless something like in fyre-byrd's story happened?
>>33843926Why not? No offense, but what if you were turned into a pony and could never revert to your original form?
>>33844971Pretty sure it was one of the Equestrian Games episodes, but might be wrongalso see pic related for more details about your new tail and hopefully you'll be out there making more tales.
>>33844978Hmmm... so even if fyre-byrd's scenario didn't play out, I'd still be able to use my talents from the human world as a pony, no matter which kind of pony I become?
>>33844974That's a pretty typical outcome in this thread.
>>33844554>Alternatively, you can operate a smartphone with your tongue.Having to use your mouth for everything as a pony is going to be seriously unhygienic.
>>33841754God I wish that were me>>33842566Add moar funny hahas>>33843316I hope real estate is cheaper now, I can barely afford gold in the current economy >>33843664Those dead lifeless eyes kill it for me, besides that it's ok>>33843285Why's it up to us to decide how YOUR story ends?
>>33845970I couldn't think of an ending, so I wrote two. Bond, who is distantly related to the British royal family and technically the king after what the ponies have done, charges Celestia and Luna with conspiracy to commit war crimes against the crown and says their charges will be reduced if they turn everyone back into humans.Ending A: The reversal of the mass ponification of the human race is successful and Bond holds up his end of the bargain.Ending B: The reversal fails and they convince Bond to join them. His cynical thinking is valued by them and he is to be made one of the leaders of the cause, along with the head of operations at S.M.I.L.E. He becomes his new ponysona, Prince James.
>>33845678I've actually read a Fimfiction story that's, in essence, an in-depth look at the "EQG: Spring Breakdown" ending. A commenter says that he's glad we'd all turn into ponies because our human immune systems are not designed for their differing standard of sanitation.
>>33846244No offense, but what the fuck are you talking aboutp.s. nice dubs
>>33846257I haven't done any dubs, so you must be confusing me with someone else.Anyway, this is one of those "alternate endings" stories, but I may write sequels to Ending B. Ending A would just continue to the regular James Bond saga.
>>33846257Think of it as the "good" and "bad" endings.
>>33846253>>33846427>>33846436stop just stop
>>33846689Hmmm... what exactly are you talking about? I see nothing wrong with a fanfiction writer expressing things he's seen and talking about his new ideas.
>>33846284>Anon becomes the pixelated pony by mistake.
>Doomsday prepper Anon becomes a pony.What happens next?
>>33847668Because Luna has developed a crush on Anon in his dreams, he becomes an alicorn, bypasses the queues at the conversion bureau, and becomes Luna's king.(This is actually the plot to a story I'm working on, which I've previously discussed in this thread.)
>>33847771>>33847771 #Hmmm... No offense, but I don't know what to take away from this and how to react. This is clearly for me, as my name appears in all of the ones you're replying to, but I don't know how to respond to this.But what I can say is that having autism is nothing to be ashamed of, especially if prominent figures such as Mozart and Einstein had it.
>>33847795>Mozart and Einstein had it.WE WUZ AUTISTIC KAAAANGZ N SHEEEIT
>>33847801that got me
Hey I write stories on r/writing-prompts sometimes. I'm thinking this weekend instead of responding to some prompts, I'll write some TF stuff. If any of you got any ideas you'd like to see someone write on, I'll definitely consider making it a reality.
>>33848997Obviously, I am saying if you've got suggestions other than the ones listed in the OP, I'm just wanting the largest possible list of options. Fyre posted some good concepts that could be used to make interesting fics. I might write one about Luna having a "terrible dream" that infects a nearby universe.
>>33848997The curse of the werepony.
>>33849056Now that's a great open ended suggestion. My mind is racing with possibilities. You shall have it my friend.
>>33849009What about another MLP/James Bond crossover?
>>33848997Anon randomly switching bodies with various ponies.
>>33848997>small group of friends turn into ponies.>to turn back they all have to perform the ritual together.>but one among them prefers being the pony and sabotages the attempt to reverse the spell.
What would be your reaction if you had transformed in a pony prior to the show existence?
>Anon finds the six Infinity Elements.>Snaps his fingers.>Turns half of the population into ponies.
>>33848997>Mare is attracted to (You) for whatever reason>She goes full yandere and plans to drag you back to Equestria>She rags you through a portal at some point>She found and created a potion that was meant to restore grievous wounds>She kidnaps you and forces the potion down your throat>The key ingredient, pony blood, causes a mutagenic reaction that turns (You) into the pony over the course of a week>(You) manage to stumble out and see a small town>She introduces (You) as her new coltfriend>Everything (You) say about Earth or her being a crazy bitch is dismissed as (You) recently having a psychotic break
>>33850086I take it you're going to love my Conversion Bureau fic.
>>33849692I'd probably wonder what exactly happened, how it happened, and how to reverse the transformation, even if it happened after the show aired. Like in fyre-byrd's story, I am a musician/computer scientist, so I need my fingers to live, in essence.And if it happened before the show aired, I'd figure out how to hide from being captured by Kim Jong-Un and put into his unicorn lair.
>Eris disguises as a genie but twists every desire to transform her victims as ponies
>>33850053>Thanosanon turns half of all life in the universe into ponies>Half of all life>All life>That means not only people but the animals and plants too>There are quadrillions of ants on Earth>And the trees!>Ponies are not only in the tree, but they were the trees!>Not to mention every living being in the entire universe>That's a lot of Ponies
>Anon becomes the surrogate mother pony.
>>33846284>>33851787nice sprites, anonfilly vidya when
>>33851814When Hasbro decides that C&D isn't the TNT to fan projects instead.Although, a fighter with sprites a la Pony town could be a smash hit if you could make a few basic movesets for each race, then have players make their own ponies with the pony town character creator, import the sprite, pick their moves and have at them.With that being said, if you want some hooves-on combat, go check out the TFH thread
>>33851814What would the objective be? Become human again?
>>33850875Sounds like the ancient dogscape creepypasta but with ponies.
>>33850086I'd break up with her.
>>33849692Shock and a slow descent into insanity, only to regain my sense once the show starts and the pony fandom takes hold on the internet.
>>33841874What are you smoking?
>>33853170What if the show takes too long to be realised or even doesn't exist at all?
>>33853502Make your own show with Blackjack and hookers.
>ywn drug your friends with pon-e.
>>33854403What is pon-e? This? https://www.trikke.com/store/trikke-pon-e-48v/
>>33854456PON-E is extracted from pony blood by a complicated process that involves both science and magic.The blood is generously donated by the kind of pony you will become when you take it.
>>33854483Hmmm... so is that what happened in "EQG: Spring Breakdown"? Did Twilight and Rainbow Dash receive donations of unicorn and Pegasus blood?Also:1) No offense, but why would a human receive a pony blood transfusion?2) Why doesn't Shining Armor receive a transfusion of Cadence's blood and become an alicorn?3) Unless the blood had cancer cells or something that activated when I cross the portal, how would it work?
>>33854456Pon-E is a drug that has a hefty pasta sauce smell, and is made with ingredients that are a trade secret. It transforms the user into a pony, with the species initially being at random and they'll have amplified senses for 12 hours, unless a second dose is taken within that time period, in that case, the transformation is permanent.>>33854483 is a fool and shouldn't be trusted>>33854504as for your questions:1) Maybe they've been injured badly during their time in Equestria and need a transfusion, but with no other humans, desperate times call for desperate measures.2) Alicorns are either naturally born, or they ascend when they are worthy of being one. Just because you've the blood of one coursing through your veins, doesn't make you one, sugarcube.3) Ponies can in fact, get cancer, as per the episode where Rainbow discovered her love of Daring Do books. I hope you can find an oncologist, otherwise you're in for a bad time if you actually get it as a pone.I've not watched EQG since the original, but I hope I answered your questions adequately .>>33846436Unless you're actually posting your story in the thread, it's a faux-pas to have a name on.
>>33854504>1) No offense, but why would a human receive a pony blood transfusion?Maybe he's a vampire. Or the pony is a vampony trying to recruit more minions.
What would you do if you had a contagious pony virus and nobody know it?
>>33854544Then how would you know who responded to what? Without putting a name in the field, it could very well be multiple people.
>>33854776I wouldn't know it and would accidentally spread the disease.
>>33854776HUMAN WITH PONYVIRUS: I am becoming stronger.
Every day I don't wake up as a pony is another bit of proof that there is no god.
>>33854776Assuming that I know about it, pass it on to as many people as possible. The more get it, the higher society's acceptance for the transformed ones will eventually be. I wouldn't want to be an isolated case, that would just turn into a Gregor Samsa situation.>>33855315Or proof of a malevolent god actively preventing you from horsey happiness
>>33855708Ebola turns you into a griffincorn confirmed.
>ywn bring your marefriend over to meet your parents and have the dinner conversation turn awkward when she starts telling the story of how she used to be human.
>>33854832You really don't get the concept of Anonymity, do you? It's like a masquerade, you wouldn't know who's who until you know the finer details of how everyone acts. >>33856031You'll never do the same to her either :(
>tfw you'll never be the cute little pony pet
>>33823432well we can always be one legally.say the oath:"I hereby with God as my witness declare that my form under the societal rules set forth from my understanding, that I am a pony. that being a range horse common to the united states, as in an animal deriving from various breeds of small horse usually under 58 1/2 inches which I may or may not associate with as that height. An animal in being any of a kingdom (Mammalian. Equine) of living things including many-celled organisms and often many of the single-celled ones (such as protozoans) that typically differ from plants in having cells without cellulose walls, in lacking chlorophyll and the capacity for photosynthesis, in requiring more complex food materials (such as proteins), in being organized to a greater degree of complexity, and in having the capacity for spontaneous movement and rapid motor responses to stimulation. And in the sub-category, lower animal, therefore in lower position in the forms of animal and the ranking order in the system of animalia. As a pony it will be common to have the mind, body, and soul of a pony, this being in the body: of a form of pony entailing the anatomy and appearance of a pony, the mind being the mirror to the actions and ways of being a pony whether in a stead. field, or in the wild, and the spiritual being a personal meaning of pony my soul will act under. I say this all under the Lord's name and the name of the country of the United States of America, and in the name of my peers till further notice. Let it be so till further notice."There, legally you are a pony, I wish you well in giving people rides, eating grass, and learning friendship under the modern definition of pony under the subcategory of the definition of pony made from the majority vote from the people of this board.
>>33856659All you need is a cute pony pet body capable of sustaining and interfacing with your brain, and someone with the expertise and equipment to successfully transplant and graft your brain.Quite slim, but possible.
>>33856659cheer up anon!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8H6xcAH8ichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJyz6iK8VXE
>>33856565In danger of what?
>>33857207Being unwillingly turned back into a human.
>>33857290Well, no offense, but some of us may want that if we were turned into ponies. Some of us need our fingers to make a living.
>>33857334We need more terror in the thread. We haven't had much since Cuddly Doom.
>>33857376Was that in the plot of "EQG: Spring Breakdown"?
>>33857380>Cuddly doom>Terror.I'm suddenly reminded it's intended to be a horror story and that i'm weird(er than my peers ITT) for hoping that situation happens.>Working the shelves one day.>Suddenly ponies.>See other people changing before my eyes.>Little qt walks up to me.>Ask if she wants a particular place scratched before i lose the fingers.>Run off with my new herd.Maybe it helps that i saw the whole memory loss aspect as inconsequential, since it seemed to be tied to how much you accepted things.and i have zero regrets.
>>33857381What a big coincidence that someone chose the same name as me. Or is this just a glitch by the server? (I also recall leaving this exact comment before.)From the etymology of our common name, I take it that you like MLP and you like Stravinsky, no?
>>33857377No offense, but >>>/mu/ would be more relevant.
>>33854832Funnily enough, I've just had the exact reverse happen: a post was made with this exact username in the field.
>>33857418So people can be turned into ponies by petting them? How is that possible, unless the pony were an alicorn (or possibly a unicorn)?
>>33857418I always had this daydream scenario in the back of my head about a post apocalyptic world where im the only human remaining and trying to avoid the personalityloss that comes with turning into a pone
>>33857231>"no one cared who I was 'till I put on the mask."
What if there was a meeting of the transformed ponies' support group?
>>33857505Hmmm... so why did Anon turn into a Pegasus rather than anything else?And did you write this?
>>33858928Perhaps there could be a discussion about musicians who would no longer have hands and how they can cope as ponies. But (the real) fyre-byrd may have the answer: the pony musician is simply better in every way possible, but I'm not entirely sure. What do you think?
I don't think this image is actually supposed to be TF but it's very easy to imagine it is.
>Wake up>Am pone and locked inside basement>Apparently chained to the ceiling What do?
>>33860972You could probably use your new magic powers to escape.
>>33860972Start thinking about what my new master might do to me, slowly getting wetter and wetter, unable to do anything about my growing arousal, and being somewhat uncomfortable with being a mare, and having these thoughts.
>>33860972Escape to the Los Angeles underground.
>>33861245but what it?!?ur a stallion
>>33861265if* I fucking hate myself
>>33861245Now put this in the form of a story.
>>33861342I cant write for shit and am self aware on an autistic level, so no thanks
>>33861246No offense, but what do you think the people of Los Angeles would think when they see a pony riding on one of their trains? I get that it's just an escape plan and you're fighting for your life, but what would the reaction of the public be?
>>33861460>holy shit a talking horse!
>>338613If I could actually finish anything I write that's longer than a couple paragraphs, I would. Instead, I am limited to short little snippets.
>>33861342>>33862165Wow, I am somehow so retarded I can't even reply properly.
>>33861246in 2019, some random NEETs where abducted for a pony tf they didn't ask for. these mares promptly escaped from a maximum security basement to the Los Angeles underground.Today, still wanted by the kidnappers they survive as soldiers of fortune If you have a problemIf no one else can helpand if you can get them to sober upMaybe you can hireThe Mare Teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o
>>33862210No offense, but "Los Angeles Underground" likely means their subway system.
>>33862210Kek. I'd watch this if it were a show.
The brit has summoned me once more!
>>33862697Nice work. How do we summon you more often?
>TF into Apogee>Your dad TF's into Jet>Young mare heat kicks inWhat do?
>>33863237Join the discord server to find me, then shoot me a /r/.I don't even open the thread unless a certain bong tells me to make a post.
>>33864460Is that pony about to ginger herself?
>>33864532Maybe it's part of the secret recipe for turning back into a human.
>>33864617Perhaps Lyra and I would be interested in it if we ever meet in the pony world.The question is could humans reasonably live in Equestria? But for a musician/computer scientist like me, what's the alternative?
>>33864666Well, the minotaurs seem to be doing perfectly fine there, Satan, so you tell me.You'll probably be pretty bored until everything is set up
>>33865170What if Anon became a minotaur?
>>33866138Then he'd be about seven feet tall and smaller instruments may become uncomfortable to play.
>>33866435>ywn be the big minotaur enchanting the little ponies with your musical prowess.
>Wishing to dream about being a cute pony>Instead, only having an abstract version of my shitty lackluster life on my sleep
>>33866873>ywn get Princess Luna to assist you with being your dream pony.
>>33866826But is the pony in >>33860203 alone?
>>33867140Like in the story from >>33840631 and >>33841436?
>Anon's body gets haunted by a pony.>This pony transforms him piece by piece, taking control of the newly ponified parts of his body.
>>33867343No pony's alone when they have the internet.
>>33867815I meant is he alone in the way that the lack of fingers is causing him difficulty? I know I would have difficulty without fingers unless some kind of magical ability made me able to type without hands.
>>33867479>Celestia banishes this spirit to the moon.>The banishment was supposed to be forever, but the spirit found a way to possess Celestia's sister, Luna.>The events of "Friendship is Magic" take place.
>>33867834So, Nightmare Anon?
>>33868072Yes. But another thing to consider is this exorcism could have also gotten rid of Anon's personality and turned him into a pony for good. Don't forget that Anon is typically depicted as a very disgruntled individual, but what would you think if that happened, like in >>33857505? And what if that happened to you?
>>33823908But what if that "crazy b*tch" is Princess Luna? Would she need to be reported to the UN or perhaps the Equestrian parliament?
>>33831995Hmmm... no offense, but why and how do you think the ponies speak English?Apparently, fyre-byrd may be working on an alternate head canon where the British colonize Equestria and force the English language onto the Ponies, but become independent following their service during WWII, but this obviously didn't happen. But who would like to read it anyway?
>>33868131For the sake of convenience I hope they do. I don't want to have to learn a new language in Equestria. It might make a good story idea though.
>>33866873SHUT UP I DONT EVEN DREAM I LITERALLY HAVE NO METHOD OF ESCAPISM, I CANT GET HIGH, I CANT DRRAM, VIDYA DOESNT SATISFY ANYMORE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33868434Well, I would actually not be surprised if they spoke French or German in Equestria, but there is one story on Fimfiction where one needs to learn magic to be able to understand their language.
>>33868434Transformation is like a Babelfish and your thoughts are just automatically translated.
>>33871225>Anon gets turned into a pony to act as translator in the negotiations between Earth and Equestria.
>>33871225>>33871331Which language would he have to learn?
>The milkmen of the world unionise and demand the right to become milkmares.
>>33871563None if the transformation magically imbues him with that knowledge.
As a tf degenerate. Is there any stories that go pretty in-depth in the tf itself?
>>33873080There are a few short stories that are pretty much all about describing the transformation itself, and Five Score has a lot of description of a slow TF.
>>33873139Like in >>33857505?
>>33873372There is so much more to Cuddly Doom than just that short. https://derpy.me/cuddlydoom
>>33866872Perhaps if Anon became a Minotaur, he could play these instruments:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octobasshttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbass_flutehttps://youtu.be/q5m-ZOHkKWA
Would Anon do science to try and turn himself back or to turn others into ponies?
>>33874251Probably to turn himself back into a human, especially if he were a musician or computer scientist as a human and needs his fingers to basically live.
>>33873475So what do you think you'd do if a pony tried to cuddle you until you became one?And what if they wanted to turn you into an alicorn?
>>33874606I'd probably threaten to kill myself but I don't think I'd be able to get myself to do it. The ponies in that story were effectively killing people. I'm surprised there wasn't a suicide scene in the story. I'd like to think that would make the ponies have doubts about the morality of turning people into ponies and erasing huge parts of their memories.
>>33874733In my James Bond fic, the premise of the story is that Special Agent Sweetie Drops is a whistleblower and becomes Bond's correspondent. Unfortunately, it turns out she was in on the plan to ponify the human race and lured MI-6 into sending Bond to Equestria, where he can't impede the ponies' cause.
>>33866872Or leading the humans - like the Pied Piper - to their ponification.
>>33874838Well, what could possibly tempt someone who needs his fingers to basically live into becoming a pony?
>>33874924You'll just have to die I guess. It's for the greater good.
>>33874945So is this "Hot Fuzz" suddenly?And I don't need them to actually live, but as a musician/computer scientist, I'd basically have no purpose without them.
How would you prove your identity to your friends and family after you become the little pony?
>>33874924You have a really strange attachment to your fingers.
Where have all the writefags gone?
>>33875683It doesn't help if I can't do any of these without them.https://youtu.be/prljVVUDI4Mhttps://youtu.be/kvQLjNebXAMhttps://youtu.be/HluANRwPyNo
>>33875612Wouldn't I become a human again once I cross back to the other side of the portal?But if I didn't, I'd probably take out any ID the Equestrian government may have given me or remind them of an experience we've had.This is actually one reason why I don't want to turn into a pony: I'd leave my friends and family behind.
>>33875772Well, I've got more threads to manage now, but I'll hopefully have more.
>>33876050>Have I even watched the show?Yes. I'm just curious about what happens if someone like me loses his fingers and becomes a pony.
>>33875862I'd certainly be fine without them
>>33876199>Wojak/Pepe>Not even stylised, just a lazy paste job.
>>33876214I got it from a shitty website, I dont even know how to make stickers myself
>>33875772I wish I knew. We may need some new ones.
The bells of parliament summon me forth once more.
>>33877105Anon missed his balls.
>>33876112Since Equestria isn't some terrible hell world, probably turn into a unicorn with a horn that is a vast improvement over fingers.
>>33877482And what would my cutie mark be?
>>33877482So I'd be able to play this with no problems? https://youtu.be/dXTIsorntSA
>>33877655That's weird and creepy. Nobody should play that. What the fuck are you Cthulhu and shit?
>>33877868I've no idea, but would becoming a pony only enhance my abilities or hinder them?
>>33877973Hmmm... I guess this all depends on what kind of pony I become.If I become a Pegasus, forget it. I don't see how wings would get me through this.If I become an Earth pony, there could be something about their hooves that enable them to play music.If I become a unicorn or alicorn, I guess something like that could happen with horn magic, but I guess the only reason I'd become the latter is because Luna has a crush on me in my dreams, since it's been over 500 years since my family has ever been royal.But what do you think determines this?