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Life is a Beach (rip homeboi mayde) Edition


All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv (embed)

Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0

For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt (embed)
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX (embed)
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3 (embed)

Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens

Discord:
https://discord.gg/FmXhV7K

Old Shattered Gem:
>>33760865
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33760865
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best
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Why is best siren standing next to the worst?
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>tfw no sleazy sexy siren roomies.
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>>33812587
Enjoy your vacation.
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>>33812536

Keeping the phrase "siren call" in mind, I think I'd be funny if the Dazzlings ended up guiding someone and trying to keep him from succumbing to temptations.
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>>33812637
Like him? I don't trust him. He's hiding something.

Why else would he need a scarf that big?
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nice choice of skin color
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>>33812777
Cursed and checked.
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>>33812714

What am I looking at here? Is this a dropped design?
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>>33812541
The blushing is too much
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>>33812714
So far he didn't appear despite being in pre-production of a short.
I assume he's been scrapped.
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>>33812777
Midday, Twilight (Dawn and Dusk), Night.
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>>33812904
>>33812921
He's going to be in the upcoming Star Swirled special along with the Dazzlings.
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>>33812536
>Adagio will never trade her poof for a giant braid

Why bother?
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>The rapid sound of running feet echoed down the alley as the slivers of glowing streetlights silhouetted three hurried figures below.
>A scattered trail of bits of food and refuse lay behind, dropping off here and there as the trio scampered, trying to remain hidden.
>Finally the leader snuck behind an abandoned looking building as the other two girls followed suit.
>Their breathing ragged from the exhaustion, the leader stopped to look behind them to make sure they hadn't been followed as she clutched ruby red shards in one of her hands while her other held her knee as she caught her breathe.
>"Where are we going?" the girl with the blue ponytail asked as she surveyed their surroundings.
>"Anywhere is better than back there Sonata." the one with pigtails replied while flicking more pieces of trash of her dress.
>The third, with her prominent auburn, straightened up and snapped her her fingers and pointed at the two. "Quiet!"
>She crept around to the other side of the dilapidated structure peering onto the street and sidewalks. Watching and listening for any sign of pursuit.
>The other two slowly sidled up behind her.
>"You see anything, Adagio?"
>"Shhh!"
>After a few minutes had passed Adagio looked back and motioned for the other two to follow.
>"It seems the rainbooms are satisfied enough not to bother with us any longer." She growled, as they marched down the sidewalk.
>Sonata looked over her shoulder, then examined her purple accomplice.
>"Umm, Aria?"
>"What?"
>"You got something on your back..."
>"Huh? Where!?"
>Aria reached her hands back as she desperately tried to pull a banana peel of her shoulder blade.
>Finally grasping it with some effort she flung it forward, just darting past her leader's head.
>Adagio stopped and turned around arching one eyebrow with an annoyed expression.
>"Watch it."
>Aria glared back.
>"For the record, I was wrong before. Sonata isn't the worst."
>The girl in question perked up, a hopeful smile crossing her face.
>"You are."
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>>33812956
Tell her it's controversial.
Controversies and strife go hand in hand. They love salt.
Did you know salt has an alchemical value?
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>>33812937
Will her lust continue to know no bounds?
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>>33813103
Is Sonata a slav?
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> Anon likes Adagio more than me
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>>33813120
squatting is the most ergonomic sitting position.
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>>33813198
she would do what girls do: fight. when they truly mean it you would never know it.
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>>33813198
Whoever said that is a damn dirty liar who loves anthro.
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>*sigh* I miss Anon. He would’ve at least made this fun
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>>33812971
>"Excuse me!? Who do you think you're talking to?"
>"Um, I think she's talking to you Adagio." Sonata offered tentatively.
>Aria rolled her eyes.
>"To the one whose master plan just got us humiliated in front of the whole school."
>Adagio stood silent, anger in her eyes.
>"Well, there were people from outside the school the concert as well." Sonata interjected sadly.
>The other two both shot her an irritated look.
>"Sorry." She said and shrunk back.
>Aria turned back to face her 'leader' and spoke:
>"As if getting banished wasn't bad enough. Now we've got nothing. Thanks to you."
>Adagio let out a vicious laugh.
>"Yes, thanks to me. Without me you'd both still be squabbling under the waves back in Equestria without even a hope of getting a shred of power."
>Adagio clutched the red shards in her hand, the moonlight reflecting off the jagged pieces.
>"How was I expected to see this coming?
>Adagio's blood felt like it was coming to a boil.
>"At least I have plans!" she screamed.
>Aria just scoffed.
>"Like you'd ever ask for my opinion."
>Sonata looked from one to the other fidgeting slightly.
>"Yeah, that could have gone better." she laughed nervously.
>"Why don't we take a breather? I'm feeling kind of hungry..."
>Sonata paused waiting for the ensuing reprimand and when it didn't come she continued, as an excited look came over her face.
>You thinking what I'm thinking? Some nice, delicious tac-"
>Aria groaned loudly while Adagio placed her hand over her face in embarrassment.
>"Wow. Really?" Aria asked in amazement. "After what just happened that's what you're worried about?"
>Sonata frowned and looked down.
>"Food helps me feel better okay?"
>Adagio stood silent and closed her eyes. She took a deep breath and spoke up:
>"Do whatever you want. I don't care anymore."
>Adagio started to walk away.
>Sonata and Aria looked at each other and then back to their leader.
>"What are you saying?" Aria called after her.
>"I'm saying the Dazzlings are over."
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> Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed Anon?
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>>33812937
>>33813098

You know, when I hear 'Equestria Girls Gone Wild' this isn't what I had in mind.
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>>33813223
>Anon has no luck with the girls
>unwittingly he does have it
>by being unironically daft and genuinely insane
>the Joker is just irrational and thinks shooting people is fun what an autist
>he is just fun - or his exploits he unironically believes in
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>>33813238
I'm gonna fuck Aria on it as soon as you get your fat ass up
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>>33813098
nerds have no standards when they crush. they rarely get it. if you know what is meant when I say get it you faggot.
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>>33813223
>Be me
>Be watching Forgotten Friendship
>See beach section of movie
>Think 'Damn, I sure hope the Dazzlings make a cameo since their characters are from the sea'. :)
>They don't. :(
>Feel uncontrollable rage surge through my veins. >:(
>See EqG shorts based around the beach.
>Hope returns for at least a small background appearance?
>Hopes are crushed.
>FML
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>>33813238
we're gonna cuddle and other comfy things, I'm dead tired
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>>33813198
>Or maybe he likes me more.
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>>33813253
No I'm sorry, you have to explain in more detail.
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>>33813297
>smug Aria
I like it.
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>>33813204
Shits killer on the knees if you're a big guy.
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>>33813330
true.
t. big guy
yes. it is extremely painful. sometimes.
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>>33813330
>you're a big guy.

For you.
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>>33813198
>>33813316
>Well, she is the WORST.
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>Why do you keep trying to fight us when you go down so easy?
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>>33813388
>post-apocalyptic world
>everything and everyone's irradiated
>except for them
>magical sea monsters
>the only guy who doesn't smell literally rotten is inside thick metal plating
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>>33813407
>ywn cum on Aria's absolute territory
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>>33813411
>magical sea maidens
FTFY
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>>33813407
I like to admire the view
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>>33813407
Who Sonata be upset if you started aggressively licking her leg from your position on the ground?
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>>33813483
>inb4 Sonata is the least tolerant one
>she's the reason why the others remained kissless virgins
>either you marry the guy or you will never get dick in your mouth
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>>33812937
He's going to be in the upcoming Star Swirled special along with the Dazzlings.
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>>33813532
Yes but what about licking her leg like a dog seeking water in a desert?
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>>33813551
Is it an adaptation of that Choice Your Own adventure book? Cause I know the girls where in that.
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>>33813562
The book is the adaptation, but yes.
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>>33813569
I oughta have Sonata's stars swirled
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It's Saturday night pending on where you live what ya listenin to /dzg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KC2-EZ1ee0
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>>33813635
whatever is in the dorm. drunkness is a must.
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>>33813407
school uniform dazzles are great
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>>33813635
This gem atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pShVxLXdXO4
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>>33813635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVPidcQWghA
>>33814080
>Love Shack Trigger
Based
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>>33814096
>based
you know I got that good shit
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SONATA, SONATA, SONATA, SONATA!!!
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>>33814178
She so full of herself she's chanting her own name
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>>33813635
Something about this image is kind of sad
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>>33815049
>Something about this image is kind of sad

I have no fish gf and I must fap.
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>>33814834
>She so full of herself she's chanting her own name

>TFW she will never be full of you and chanting your name.
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>>33815049
It's a parody of some K-Pop music video.
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It has been 4 years, 7 months and 8 days since Rainbow Rocks was released on September 27th, 2014.
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>>33814178
happy Cino de Mayo dazzle fags
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>>33815567
Happy Taco Day.
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>>33815567
>"Ugh, just because I like Mexican food doesn't mean I like the smelly people or their awful culture."
>"Try to be a little more sensitive to other people's feelings next time 'kay?"
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I'd honestly rather watch a series about these three than the Humane 7 at this point. Seems like it would offer more possibility than repeating the same shtick over and over again. A spin-off from a spin-off. At least it would be something new.
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>>33815692
based racist Sonata
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>>33815692
fucking kek
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>>33812536
Would fugg one on left.
>those wide hips
HNNNGGGG
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>>33814034
>school uniform dazzles are great

Most definitely. Not having them in FG with CPA was a mistake. They know magic is coming from there and they gain power from conflict(like two entire schools competing). With Sunset saving Twilight it would've tied the first three films together perfectly.

So, WTF Hasbro?
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>>33815692
She must love the Japanese.
Dozens of ethnic food restaurants and not one ethnic person.
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>>33816158
>She must love the Japanese.

You must be thinking of someone else.
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https://i.imgur.com/7ru1dIk.jpg
Enjoy
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>>33816285
She must be Polish. Serving ethnic food without allowing one ethnic person in the restaurant.
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>>33816513
Adagio has a big head.
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>>33816544
>Cucked out of being pack leader
Only part of this comic I've enjoyed so far
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>>33816911
that panel of adagio stealing a baby was funny.
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https://i.imgur.com/vrsrTVp.png
Enjoy
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https://i.imgur.com/SvcuzUH.png
Enjoy
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>>33817413
I don't like people who share their shitty edits. And I'm not talking about something that can be reasonably assumed to be decent and with effort, I mean blatantly shit stuff like this. You have to be a literal 1 iq potato to not see that it looks bad.

He should be ashamed for uploading that.
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>>33817425
>>33817413
I wish they were actually in the movie....
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>>33817436
The Dazzlings or low IQ potatoes?

And which movie?
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>>33817419
>Dear diary: Jackpot.
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>>33817419
I wanna save her
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Siren pregnancy.
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>>33818042
>sirens are like sharks
>their young see the light of the world fully formed
>before that they fight for survival in their mother's womb
>it's normal to have multiplets
>this may or may not be extremely painful to the mother
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>>33818471
>Get a dazzling preggo
>You learn about siren pregnancy
>She complains about the kids eating each other, says it’s extremely painful
“You’re a big gal”
>”For you!” as your head slams to the ground
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>>33818667
You failed and this is why you failed trips.
>"If you get pregnant will your unborn die?"
>"It would be extremely painful."
>"You're a big girl."
>"For you."
>...
>"I'm going to crash this motherhood."
">With no survivors."
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>>33818747
>>33818747
No, no, no. THIS is how it's done.

>"How far along are you?"
>"It doesn't matter when I'm due. What matters is my plan. No one cared who I was 'til I put on the pounds."
>"If I punch your stomach, will they die?"
>"It would be extremely painful..."
>"You're a big girl."
>" ...for you."
>"Was getting pregnant part of your plan?"
>"Of course."
>"Well congratulations, you got yourself knocked up. Now what's the next step of your motherly plan?"
>"Crashing this trimester— with no survivors!"
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>>33818853
I salute you.
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>>33818853
>They expect one of us in the amniotic sac, brother
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>>33819040

>"Oh, you think the womb is your ally? >"You merely adopted the uterus. I was born from it, molded by it.
>"I didn't see the light until I was already a brony."
>"By then, it was nothing to me but lewd!"
>"The ovaries betray you because they belong to me!"
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>You knock up your fish wife
>Now whenever she is horny, she pushes you down and rides you bareback
>No pretection, no initiation or foreplay
>She is frequently horny
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>>33819442
*sigh* Woe is me.
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>>33819442
Well, is also hard to say no.
Each kid gives her a nice bum enhancement, and she gets great stonking tits during the 9 months.
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I need more pony dazzlings.
Also, I need an edit of this. They're earth ponies.
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>>33819442
The mammal man's burden
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https://i.imgur.com/jqGdiaA.png
Enjoy
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>>33816544
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>>33816916
>this artist is deade
RIP
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>>33819837
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https://i.imgur.com/EH8LW00.png
Enjoy
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https://www.deviantart.com/the-butcher-x/art/Look-so-beautiful-2-5-Gumroad-796463359
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>>33819854
Why the annoyed and sad faces? We aren't making them do something against their will.
Or do we?
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>>33819830
Sunset taugh them how to be more liked.
By who? She didn't specified
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>>33819849
Makes me wish I could draw my own erotica and sensuality. Feels bad man.
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>>33819838

Literally? Because if I'm remembering correctly, she's from South America.
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>>33819963
Muerte, it is.
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>>33819743
>I need more pony dazzlings.

Blasphemy!
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>preg fags
reee.
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>>33819854
link to the pack pics?
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>>33819491
>Implying your sore dick could take it

>>33819966

That reminds me of the time I heard Haley Paige had died. Tell me more.
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>>33820096
Who?
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>>33820078
>need to breed them into beautiful mothers.
TFW no tradfishwife.

>>33820096
>Implying your sore dick could take it
I've never let the sores on my dick stop me before.
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>>33820078
>little ponies
>equally little equestrian girls
>give them one or two human children
>this happens
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>>33820111

Some pornstar from the 00s. Anyway, about Thegreatcat. What happened? Give me the details.
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https://i.imgur.com/ltcboXq.jpg
Enjoy
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>>33815757
>>33815760
Naturally.
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>>33820137
I checked his DA.
His last posts are around october 2018. They are about his birthday.
After that, there's nothing new.
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dark skinned aria is pretty good.
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>>33820446
>t. didn't say 'enjoy'
How am I supposed to enjoy this!?
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>>33820446
That's quite a strong tan.
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>Anon, I want your meat in my taco.
>For realsies.
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>>33820442
reminds me of this pic I got requested
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>>33820467
Ok, Ok, geez Sonata. What kind you want? Beef, chicken, turkey or pork? Can't give you fish cause I have respect for your kind, you know.
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>>33820442
>economic
?
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>>33820479
>Got any big, thick, juicy sausage?
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>>33820527
Uhh, yeah, sure. We got Bratwurst, Salami, Summer Sausage...hot dogs...

Just take your pic.
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>>33820517
>Sirens start the battle of the bands for their own benefit(free market competion with oversight)
>Midnight Sparkle tries to merge worlds with dimensional rifts(free trade between nations without regulation)
>Gaia Everfree uses magic to seal off the camp to prevent evil capitalistic Filthy Rich from acquiring it(basic eco-green party shit)
>Demon Shimmer intrudes a foreign world and uses a stolen magic artifact to brainwash the masses into fighting for her(seizing the means of production and communist propaganda, plus she's red=commie)
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>>33820546
>So this is what it's like to be the smartest person in the room.
>Huh.
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>>33820517
It's a "politics is economics" meme.
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This but with Aria.
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>>33820707
i see adagio doing this more then aria.
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>>33819854
https://i.imgur.com/j4pMIGz.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/W8XqIrX.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2lFZoaU.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/E1D40vw.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/C2QSeI1.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/9XFkLXJ.jpg
Enjoy
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>>33821459
That didn't take very long. Not too bad though.
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>>33821459
Why do they look annoyed?
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>>33821480
They know who’s fapping to them
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>>33821480
They lost a bet.
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>>33821480
Sonata looks more scared.
She should be.
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>>33821570
>>33821934
>>33821957
Well, not everyone likes when they are set-up to a dine-sing-rape show.
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>>33821459
His boobs could be better.
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I mean the boobs he draws.
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>>33822304
>>33822356
His body shape is repetitive, that's for sure.
Almost not variety.
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>>33812536
Would the Dazzling's stay in Canterlot City or return to Equestria if they have won?
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>>33822959
It's implied they needed the magic they would've won to break Starswirl's spell on the portal preventing them from returning home,
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>>33823010
That's not true; they just wanted to take over the human world and enslave everyone
If they really want to go back they could just ask Shim
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Which one of our girls would do this
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>>33822203
Here we go again...

>Welcome to the show,
>We're forced to make you blow,
>R34's time is now,
>SFW's time is running out...

>Push us to the ground,
>As you pound us down!
>We can't run away,
>You'll make us spread our legs!

>We will be your whores!
>Fellas now you got us!
>We will scream 'no more'!
>It's time for your reward!

>Now you'll breed us!
>Come and seed us!
>Nothing can save us now!

>Chain us to the floor,
>All your thoughts impure,
>Our hymens you broke through,
>Now we're being raped by you!
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>>33823123
Tuurboslut Twilight and Rarity for sure. Maybe Pinkie Pie.
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>>33823201
Whoever says turboslut is an incel.
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>>33823222
Whoever says incel is a redditor.
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>>33823194
Sad day
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>>33823194
Doesn't match the rhythm of the song in a few parts
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>>33823349
You didn't end your sentence with a period. Is that because you're on one?
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>>33823123
adagio or sonata.
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>>33823244
Less rapey version.

>Welcome to the show,
>We're here to make you blow,
>Your dick is out,
>We want it in our mouths...

>Push us to the ground,
>As you pound us down!
>We won't turn away,
>We'll let you spread our legs!

>We will be your whores!
>Fellas now you need us!
>We will beg for more!
>It's time for your reward!

>Now you'll breed us!
>Come and seed us!
>Humping us non-stop now!

-Rainbooms Interject-

>Hold us to the floor,
>All we want and more,
>Time to push on through,
>Now we're having sex with you!
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>>33823010

For a moment there I really wanted to fold you in half backwards.

>>33823244

It's a tuesday. Tuesdays are cursed. Anything you start on a tuesday fails. Anything you buy or open turns out shitty. Bad things happen left and right.
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>>33823123
Sonata. Adagio is too classy and Aria dgaf about thottery.
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>>33823194
The amazing thing would be how they can manage to sing this, even though the patrons rape their throats everytime.
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>>33823239
Incorrect. The term incel is hated by normies, so whoever says incel is hated by normies.
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>>33823123
Giving women rights was a mistake,
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>>33823516

Make that giving rights to anyone who hasn't served. Heinlein had the right idea.
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>>33823510
They have to warm up their vocal chords somehow.
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>>33823466
>It's a tuesday. Tuesdays are cursed.
Indeed. Not the best day. Fridays are better(not including tgi Fridays).
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>>33816513
kek that bobblehead Adagio
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>>33824714
Niggerdagio
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>>33824714
Chacodagio
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>>33824714
>>33824719
>>33824728
Delicious chocolate niggress Adagio
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>>33812536
Does anyone have any tutorials on how to draw vaginas?
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>You show Adagio a sealed clam
"Haha! It's your vagina!"
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>>33824714
Chocolate best dazzle.
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>>33824762
>She shows you a splinter
"Oh, look! Is your dick!"
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>>33824778
I told you that in confidence!

Honestly if I tell somebody a personal secret And they turn around and use it against me. That’s like one of my biggest pet peeve’s
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>I’m off to war darling *muah*! I’ll be back in the fall
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>>33824819
>"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."

>>33824778
>You shove the splinter into the clam and stare at Adagio expectantly with a smug smile

>>33824809

That's not a pet peeve, you dumbass. Someone betrayed your trust.
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>>33824819
Widow Adagio incoming
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>>33824714
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>>33824953
Would you date single mom Adagio?
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>>33824857
God I haven’t had kipper in awhile
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>>33825004
>Now coming to the stage is Cacao, Minty and Caramel singing their new hit single. Fuck Canterlot!
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>>33825044
Depends, divorcee or widowed?
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>>33825044
How old is she?Sonata that is.
>>33825140
Good point.
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>>33825199
Not old enough
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>>33825044
We need the obligatory links to the Anon dating Single Mom Adagio story right now!
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>>33824778
>"Which made you scream!"
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>>33825140
Neither. Witches have to virgins or married once. Once.
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>>33825651
> Out of boredom!
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>>33825044

I want to say no but the picture is making my heart melt. I guess it depends on whether I could feed a family of seven or not.
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>>33825693
adagio should always be wearing shorts
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>>33824762
>>33824778
>>33825651
>>33825693
I want a "Married with Children" kind of setting with Anon and Adagio.
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>>33825766

As a kid I was perplexed as to why Al wouldn't fuck his wife. Peggy was crazy hot with her hair, shoes and kinda trashy clothes. I'd beat her with my pelvis if she were my wife.
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>>33825693
>"Screaming is screaming."
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>>33825852
>Marries a hot trashy fish wife and has two crazy daughters.
>As time went on, Anon became fed up with their bullshit.

The true tale of what would happen after the love comedy is over.
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>>33826157
Edit this
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>>33826395

I want to have children and raise them like a stern father and a shitlord at the same time.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wsY-L08q6q0
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>>33826455
>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.
Get a video that isn't cucked.
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>>33826455
That show had no right to be cancelled after so little time.
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>>33825766
>Love And Marriage
> Love and Marriage
>Go together like a fish and tail fins
> I tell you bro-ther
> You can’t have one without the o-ther
> Love and Marriage
> Love and Marriage

Boom
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>>33826460

Try online video converter com. It can grab anything, even stuff that isn't available in your country.
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>>33826477
>"Aaaaanon, put your thingie in my cloaca!"
>"No Ada."
>Flushes toilet.
>Laugh track.

Instant hit.
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Bring back Psycho Dad.
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>>33826511
>Anon works in a shoe store.
>Constantly gives the mane 6 shit
> Especially Celestia And Luna


Fuck yes
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>>33826579
>anon is sal
>he loves his job
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>>33826579
And who would the neighbours be?
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>Adagio is defeated once and for all, goes crazy and imprisoned/banished.
>Aria is reformed, possibly finds a strong friendship with former villain(Valencia Vignette, Wallflower Blush etc.) to help her turn good.
>Sonata is reformed. Possibly finds new group of friends e.g. Crystal Prep students.

I'd be satisfied with those endings. It'll never happen of course because that would take effort and a lot more build-up than EG likes to deliver. Point is the similarities in the characters are there.
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>>33826681
Timber and Gloriosa?
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>>33826681
Lyra and Bon Bon!
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>>33826579
>Especially Celestia And Luna

Lol

>Celestia & Luna: 2, 4, 6, 8! Don't make fun of our weight!

>Al-nonymous: 1, 2, 3, 4! You're gonna fall through the floor!
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>>33812536
Someone post the raped crocodile news caption, please.
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>>33826892

Remember that you are doing this for yourself. What you are doing now will have a positive impact on your life for more years than you have lived so far.
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>>33826909
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Is anyone here a fortnitefag?
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>>33819751
>>33819556
>>33820078
they need to bred and be cuddled while they carry the babies. they'll be very good at breeding.
give them nice big families.
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>>33827050
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>>33827075

Would Adagio call her son Archie ?
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>>33827050
>Fartnight
>Not Quake Champions, Rage II or DOOM Eternal

I doubt you'd even get to my level, sub-pleb.
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>>33827097
The original Team Fortress came out on Steam thanks to the Quake Source Port.
That should be interesting.
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>>33827539
>tfw you will never show the dazzlings the grand experience that is artifact hunting in Pripyat
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>>33827050
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>>33827134
>Don’t eat so much chili Sonata your gonna get sick!
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>>33827213
>Anon I swear to fuck you’re not even drowning. You’re in the fucking kiddie pool. IN THE SHALLOW END!
I need mouth to mouth resuscitation.
>How about fist to groin excruciation?
Fine, killjoy you never wanna have fun.
>I’m working, dumbass
Working on your tan
> AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!
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>>33823423
Dude calm down. I want being hostile or anything. If anyone is in their period, it's you.
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>>33827075
I’m pretty sure there was a green WAY back where Anon had to dig spawning ponds in his back yard because the siren lay eggs like salmon. I remember the girls got mad when Anon made Adagio’s slightly bigger.
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>>33827082
>>33827097
>>33827740
No see, I bought a Fortnite toy the other day. I boiled it, I cut it and now I'm painting it. The issue is that aside from the limbs, I can't tell from my reference pics which parts of the suit are black and which are dark grey so I was wondering if anyone had the character available.
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This is what the figure looks like.
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And this is the ingame character.
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Sometimes when Mommy and Sonaynay aren't around, Auntie Aria takes Kidanon and teaches him how to play the guitar. She plays a few notes, he plays a few notes, and then they play a duette. He can't follow her lead but he tries anyway. He wants to improve because the fewer his mistakes, the more she smiles. Years from now the roars and shrieks of his guitar will be taking him back to the happy times he spent with her.
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>>33827050
never played it but I think hating it is just a meme. bet everyone thought about our games the same back in the day.
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>>33827075
>preg fags
reee.
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>>33828099
>nonpreg fag
reee!
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>>33828099
Sounds like you got low testosterone buddy
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Speaking of pregnancy, I'd like to request a motivational drawing of Adagio being pregnant, wearing simpler clothes and telling the viewer something along the lines of "Honey, the baby is hungry. Please get a job" or "The baby needs to eat. You should get a job". But in a pleading manner and vulnerable pose, not bitchy or demanding.
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>>33828098
I remember when everyone hated Minecraft, and now they encourage the kiddies to play that instead of Fortnite.
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>>33828118
There's no correlation between pregnancy fetishism and not being into it.
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>>33828636
>>33828644
>>33828648

> Anon, ready to help me take down the Yakuza?
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>>33828763
No
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>>33825044
only if she have adopted the other 2 and never actually had a boyfriend before.

So no, fuck off with your second hand rentals.
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>>33828763
Fuck off Shitset I'm going to join.
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>>33828823
u will be expunged
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>>33828763
>YAKuza
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>>33828763
>>33828778
>>33828823
>>33828832
>>33828850
Yeaaaaaaa seee the thing about that Issssss
>!!!!!!!!!!!
They made me a better offer
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>>33828648
>>33828644
>>33828636
I wonder. Is it true that they only allow Japanese into the Yakuza. Or can anyone join? If so would special circumstances allow someone they wouldn’t ordinarily allow to join? Like idk if you saved an very high ranking members life or something?
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>>33827914
>You’re still the worst Green bean.
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>>33829080
Outside of American everyone's ethnicist. Germans vs. French, Japanese vs. Koreans, etc.
What if the Dazzlings were willing to take more members but they have to be sirens?
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>>33829088
It’s be a very small gang. They’d probably loosen up the requirements to people who at least have some magical anomaly
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>>33828966

That Sunset was a decoy.
You fell for my trickery.
Then you fell to my blade.
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>>33829080
Only Japanese. For a gaijin to become a part of the organization you'd basically have to commandeer the whole thing and coerce the members into following you. They wouldn't be Yakuza without their independence so much as your lackeys. Expect a lot of rebellion and seppuku.
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>>33829088
True. They wouldn't let you join but they might give you a reward and offer you protection while in Japan. With a Yakuza entourage you'd be virtually untouchable. They're very old school so honoring someone who helped them would be a part of their code I think.
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*ahem*
Fuck the Yakuza.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta
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>>33828763
guns. guns is how you deal with gangs.
>>33829162
tell us something new.
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>>33829162
This. Triads are cooler.
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>>33829080
My uncle (a peruvian) joined the yakuza for work, but he wasn't more of an errand boy.
The yakuza isn't a mob per se. They are more of a more pusher business organization who doesn't take any shit.
Plus, since he was a gaijin, he was mainly stuck with the new soldiers. He got bored after a while and returned to Peru.
Since he wasn't a figure of power, they let him go with his pinkie intact.
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>>33829080

Its a nationalistic traditionalist crime syndicate. A Japanese nationalistic traditionalist crime syndicate.

There are Japanese men.
Then there are Japanese women
Then there are their beloved pets. Cats, dogs, birds. Lesser beings but beloved nonetheless.
Then there are white people.
Then there are the Chinese.
Then there are the other east Asian peoples
Then there are the rest of the world.
Then there are the Ainu
Then there are black people.

Basically while it is not utterly impossible for someone non Japanese to have some menial position, particularly outside of Japan. You will never get to be in charge and you will never be an equal.
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>>33829188
The same goes for every other country. While politics demand that this is undermined atleast in Europe and Australia they know how to hide.
When you want to beat up refugees in big cities, you become "friends" with local Russians. If you actually want to do more than beating, go to Hungarians.
How would it be, becoming "friends" with a gang of sirens?
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>>33829201
>How would it be, becoming "friends" with a gang of sirens?
First you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the tacos.
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>>33829304
>return to Equestria
>forgets about tacos
>instead go to gryphon black market to get meat
>ponies don't even have a word for meat and calling it flesh instead
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>>33829182

Poppycock. They are proactively criminal. They aren't merely defending themselves like for example the koreans in the '92 LA chimp out when the law turned tail and ran, and they aren't regulating their own either. The jewish are closer to "more pusher business organization who doesn't take any shit". The jewish!
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Oh golly!
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>>33829314
>forgets about tacos
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So anyway... Aria is best Siren ass.
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>>33829333
I don't see no jewish gangs.
Jewish dealers, maybe, but no jewish gangs.
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>>33829392
Nooooo. Not at ALL.
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>>33829333
trips of truth. god bless the Roof Koreans.
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>>33829392
>no jewish gangs

What, no banker associations or [insert politician family name] foundations?
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>>33829484
>>33829491
Those are most like the mafia, but with less italian stereotypes and twice or thrice the money.
I meant like street gangs. There's no hoodlums in the jewish neighbourhood?
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>>33829333
>They aren't merely defending themselves like for example the koreans in the '92 LA chimp out when the law turned tail and ran
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>I'd beat her taco with my salami 'til it look like pastrami.
>Clothes loose, ropes tight, no consent, all night.
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>>33830251
Now we need to combine them
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>>33830256
We can build it, we have the technology.
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>>33830444
>Siren Assault boxed set
>Contains three sirens that can switch between humanoid mode and beast mode
>They can combine into a single monster

This would be glorious...
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...or hideous.
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>>33830723

Poor Cassie.

>So my new job is being a dinosaurs ass?
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>>33829960
>he doesn't like to undesirable content
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>>33830256
>three-headed siren
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>>33830734

You can't spell Cassie without ass.
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>>33830256
>>33830799
A Queen Ghidorah siren could be pretty badass.
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>>33831211
God damnit.
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>Now Anon wont know its me!
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SONATA WATCH OUT
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>>33831275
>Paint with me anon!
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>>33831297
Stop throwing mayo around anon, it ain't cheap.
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>This amuses Aria.
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>>33831211
>Enjoy
Thats my line pal.
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Guys guYs GUYS
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>You idiot. How can you possibly love me? My entire species takes joy in ending foolish sailor's lives. We've sent many good men to their deaths. How can you possibly love a thing like me?
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>>33831780

I work in Financial Claims for a major insurance company, Ma`am.
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>>33831833
Where you in charge in investigate the vessel known as The Obra Dinn?
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>>33831833
>insurance
truly a demonic profession. It is not of this world.
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>>33831780

I'm kind of a misanthrope.
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>>33831949
oy vey!
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>>33831780
Someone's got to, 'fish breath'.
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These are the only thots on my mind.
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>>33832754
the twist is that loser is Aria
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>>33832794
Don't think so.
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>>33832754
Man, what I'd give to be that loser
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>>33832754
>>33832957
>the artist's dead
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>>33833267
>Be Anon, Shop owner
>Christmas Eve
>Closing up for the night.
>Lowering steel gate on shop window because Ziggers.
>Turn Around to see a mother and her kids walking up the street.

>Momma look how pretty that tree is!
>I see it Sonata
>You think we have one for Christmas this year?
>I don't think so sweetie. The year hasn't been that good too mommy...
>But you said that last year! Its not fair!
>I know sweetie...mommy's is sorry.

Goddammit...Uh hey Miss?
>Uh yes sir can I help you?
Look um, i dont want to be too forward but I own the shop and I overheard your daughter. Now I cant give you the tree but how about we go inside and ill let her pick an ornament. I right her name on it and put it on the tree.
>Oh sir that s very kind but..
Its fine I wont charge you or nothing.
>Please mommy please??? Then it'll my tree!
>Well if the nice man doesn't mind.
> THATS NOT FAIR WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Uhh, oh! How about I give you the star on top to write your name on?
>You mean it?
Sure no problem.
>Sir you are far too kind
Its Anon miss, and its no a big deal just helping where I can.
>Well Mr.Anon i'm Adagio, and i really appreciate this.
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>>33827082
>>33827740
>>33827097
>>33828098

End result. For the time being at least.
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>>33832754
>>33832957
>>33833374
>Be loser
>Be at the mall
>You hear the sweet song of the Dazzlings and follow it to its source
>"Wow, you look buff! Have you been working out?"
>"He looks so strong, I bet he could lift all that stuff easy."
>"Pffft, nu-uh."
>"Yea-uh! Show her!"
>The Dazzlings help you lift all their boxes and bags
>"See? I told you he is strong."
>"Hmph. I bet he can't carry it for long."
>"Well I bet he can carry it all the way back to our place. Let's go."
>You follow them like a pack mule back to their home
>The Dazzlings take the stuff in and then slam the door in your face
>You hear laughter from the other side of the door
"Hmph. Not even a thank you."
>You take a small notebook bound in fake black leather from your pocket and write down their address
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>>33833521
Cute and wholesome pilled
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Up we go.
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>>33833581
>and write down their address
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>>33833521
>> THATS NOT FAIR WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Aria's life in a nutshell.
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>>33825044
Nope, used goods.
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>tfw you will never marry an exiled mute siren and make her dream of becoming a mommy come true
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>>33833589
>adjective and x-pilled
>>>/out/
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>>33831211
Oh, fuck off.
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>>33833581
What are you going to do with that piece of paper?
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>>33835915
By force if necessary
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>>33836055

The background or the notebook?
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>>33836141
Notebook
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>>33836003
spoiler that.
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>>33836169
needs a smaller belly edit.
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>>33835966
> The blue one is $500. This grumpy purple bitch it’s $750 is you’re into that sorta thing. As for me, well.....if you have to ask you can’t afford me. Oh, and it’s half off if you make whoever you pick finish before you. Before I forget those rates, are per hour.
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>>33836260
>the others protest heavily and tell you she's joking
>she keeps a straight face and tells them off
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>>33820453
unf

>>33829392
Goyim pls. We're the biggest gang in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uEmFyXWp2I
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>>33830251
>implying Sonata wears panties.
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>>33836226
'This. And their friends' works needs that too.
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>>33836365
>tfw you can't be "in" because you're khatzi
I understand why mustache guy was an option.
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Edit.

>>33836149

That is up to the loser I guess.
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Requesting dazzle-ification.
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>>33836461
Nice
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Original.
Btw I didn't know we have jews here. I hate you guys. I mean yeah, real shocker. The reason is that from my experience you are apathetic at best. When people are on your side, you ignore them and treat them with indifference. But the moment somebody says something in the least bit inconvenient, you'll crawl down his throat. No, I haven't been on the receiving end yet but I felt bad for those who were.
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Jews are such misers that they won't even give you free info.
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>>33836494
Imagine being related to them. Your own family treating you like this. Why? Because one parent wasn't the same as the other one?
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By the way they're ugly. It's not a meme. It's not the nose it's the lips. And the nose.
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>>33836517

Well mate, I hate shitting on you but I can understand their mindset and I can't disagree with it. On one hand they have a supremacist culture. On the other hand they are raised believing the world is out to get them (which over the years have made it true themselves). People who think they are above others and who think that it's them against the world, regard half'n'halfs as lost potential and insults. Your parent "betrayed" them, you are not one of them, and they are forced to tolerate an outsider among their tight group. It's harder to understand if you're american.
Or perhaps they are just plain old universal toxic. I know of an old woman who won't even lay eyes on her grandchild because the kid wasn't named after her.
The way I see it, people have two families. The one they're born in and the one they start themselves. If the first one is crap then at least you get a reroll.
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>You sure this is a workout?
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>>33836461
i see no downside to this.
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>the Dazzlings' necklaces let them stay in young human form
>once broken they begin rapidly aging
>hop into new bodies to sustain themselves
>you wake up one day with a voice in your head
>turns out someone is sharing your body now
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>>33838038
>"Anon, it's my turn tonight."
"Fuck you, it's my body."
>"We're roommates now."
"Where's the signed agreement?"
>"Ugh! I tried to be nice about it, but you've forced my hand."
>Suddenly your body goes numb and begins moving without your say so.
>"Just relax, I won't do anything crazy tonight."
"I hate you."
>"Now where was that open mic club again?"
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>>33838244
NO PHONES AT THE TABLE
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>>33836639
To be honest. This was one of the things I thought about. You yourself feel betrayed. Ironically I was the smart one and my grandparents preferred to talk to me about big things.
Imagine outjewing a Jew when your father is a gentile. The seething.
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>>33838546
fuck off mom
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>>33837338
Low empathy males are known for pump-and-dump. It's curious because allegedly testosterone makes you empathetic.
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>>33838563

"The boy who isn't embraced by the village" like the africans say. What about the family from your dad's side?

>>33838641
>testosterone makes you empathetic

Wtf are you talking about.
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>>33838784
high amounts of testosterone and cortisol are linked to acts of heroism and self sacrifice
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>>33836003
This artist has a cute style. It's shit that they're so focused on the balloon pregnancy.
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>>33839382
Don't say it. They can smell one grain of salt in one million posts.
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>>33839727
>Smell salt
they can also taste the screeching from across the world
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>>33839735
>taste
The can also feel your rage.
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>>33839745
They can hear >yfw
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>>33839999
>>33840000
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>>33839750
and see you shitting your pants. in rage.
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>>33839727
>>33839735
>>33839745
>>33839750
>>33840011
Are we even talking about the same gang?
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>>33840035
Hips > boobs and butt
Fight me
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>>33840245
Is like saying Adagio > Sonata and Aria.
And I say: you are right.
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>>33840136
Yes
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>>33840245
>>33840300
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Did you all call your mommies today
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>Anon! You dishonor yourself in your pursuit of my maidenhood
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>>33840618
>maidenhood
>maiden
>Adagio
lol
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>>33840035
Damn fine.
I really like what this artist did with the poof.
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>>33827097
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https://i.imgur.com/U8LmMQV.jpg
Enjoy
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>>33841193
>Thinking Sundown could ever be enjoyable.
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>>33841199

I don't like fat chicks unless they're drawn by Coop or Sundown.
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>>33841199
better sundown than Annon-mlp.
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>>33841199
It was a slippery slope.
I couldn't stop after his unwanted impregnation pic.
>https://derpibooru.org/766636
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>I can still sing. I CAN STILL SING DAMMIT!
Adagio its fine.
>NO ITS NOT YOU IDIOT! WHAT IS GOOD A SIREN THAT CANT SING? I'M USELESS, WORTHLESS. IM NOT BETTER THAN A COMMON STREET WHORE
Adagio...
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>>33839107

Heroism and self sacrifice are when you overcome your insticts of self preservation for the sake of an ideal. Empathy is when you put yourself in someone else's shoes and relate to his or her situation.
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I had a dream that I was in the climax of Rainbow Rocks. Everything went the same as in the movie but I stood up to the Dazzlings instead of Sunshit. When the music started playing, I took my shirt off, forgot the lyrics, and stood there awkwardly. I eventually gave up, pulled out my laptop and started playing Pokemon. I knew I shouldn't have watched Rainbow Rocks before bed.
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>>33841980
>"Oh no! The Dazzlings have defeated the Rainbooms and Sunset ran away crying because we ignored her! Anon, save us!"
"Shut the fuck up. I'm about to catch a caterpie."
>"A caterpie! Are you going to left the city be dominated for a caterpie?!"
"It's shiny!"
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>>33841998
>Bitches these days don't know the thrill of having a pokemon that can evolve into a shiny Metapod.
You must be hanging with the wrong crowd.
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>What the fuck are you doing with that rope Anon?
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>>33842143
>Anon is hanging from the rope.
>One end tied to the ceiling, the other to his left foot.
>"Even when I try to end it, all I do is fail."
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>>33842155
>Gee Anon, are you trying to kill yourself or thrill yourself?
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>Thanks for taking the rap for that whole Cantorlot thing Anon. We promise to keep your commissary funded and we'll come by every weekend for visitation, promise. Aww don't give me that look. 10 years will pass before you know it. And besides, I'm sure youll make friends in no time
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>>33841462
Your gem will grow back. Maybe.
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>>33841462
thousand of years reliance on a magical rock does that.
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>>33842155
>instead he gains the wisdom of the runes
>Anon is Odin now
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>>33842629

>Nine days!! It took you nine days to cut me down!!
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>>33841199
enjoy poster will never post something I enjoy. he has posted related stuff. but it was bad and unenjoyable.
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>>33842922
What do you enjoy anon?
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>>33842959
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>>33842959
futadagio pegging her shota son and telling him nice boys get the cunny while bad boys get the stick.
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>>33842989
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>>33842578
YOU COCK SUCKING WHORE WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I SWEAR TO FUCK
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>>33841193
I don't usually enjoy vomiting in my mouth, but I was told to enjoy it, so now I do. Thanks enjoyanon!
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>>33843042
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>>33842984
gay. lay off the soya.
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>>33842984
based
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Would this make a good tattoo?
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Enslave the Dazzle
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>>33843333
Checked
But it’s missing the cute poofy shoulders and all the little details like the spikes, gems details, groovy triangle pattern. Also the sharks eyes are dumb, I don’t think they actually look like that. Pretty sure their pupils or whatever are big circles, which would look way better in my opinion. So I’d say it wouldn’t, its just kinda lazy and boring to look at really.
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>>33842959
something I will not disclose. because it is fun.
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>>33843333
it would make for a very unique one. a woman riding a shark? nice.
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tattoos are for queers lole
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>>33843333
well quads, i have to say no, but this will
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>>33843286
you get the cunny
>>33843283
you get the stick
all aboard the trio train. toot toot!
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>>33843646
Is this how sirens make more sirens?
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>>33843372
breed many babies with dazzle.
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>>33842984
Can I get the stick even though I'm a good boy?
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>>33844046
He said nice. Nice and good aren't the same.
Cuckolds are nice guys. Cuckolds aren't good guys.
Futafags are cuckolds. Thus: futafags finish last.
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>>33844241
What is a nice boy then?
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>>33843750
No this is what they do for fun
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>>33844241
>futafags are cuckolds
I can tell you right there that you're wrong
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https://i.imgur.com/l96L5p8.png
Enjoy
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>>33844897

...I did enjoy.

...Are you feeling well? Is there some kind of mixup? Are the endtimes upon us?
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>>33844897
girls look cute bottomless.
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>>33844969
Tru. Reminded me of this.
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>>33844937
A broken clock hits the right time twice a day.
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>>33845668
>this artis is dead
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>>33845692
What was his most recent work? Speaking of dead, Mayde left us to the great beyond
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>>33845692
Unless you count "doesn't draw horse much" as dead, they literally just posted some art this week.
https://twitter.com/SB99Stuff
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that's how i imagine adagio 2bh
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>>33845929
It should be dazzle-fy.
Commision or get someone to draw that pose with Adagio.
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>>33845788
well, I guess he's not dead after all
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>>33845788
>he's a fatfag
>>33846150
It's a they-fag meme. Whenever something ends it's "dead" and they all act as if the artist actually died. We're safe here.
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>>33846248
I know what it means!
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Who going?
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>>33846644
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Is it ethical to bump at page 8?
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>>33846644
Nothing can stop me.
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>>33847270
I’m all the way up
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>ywn get to experience the warm embrace of these three hugging you. lol XD
>iwn ywn get to experience the warm embrace of these three hugging me either. Ohh :'(
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>>33847454
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>>33847688
Is that fyre-flye?
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>>33847276
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>>33846644
> Siren waifus hiding in the deep below
> Incredible wonders just beyond
> Great fame when I return with waifu
> Notoriety

> Many offspring
> Enormous family I always wanted

> Upper echelon of society granted
> Personal happiness achieved
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>>33845929
>>33846000
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>>33847919
Very nice anon.
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>>33847919

The foot looks like a hoof. It could use a bit more detail or something.
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>>33847791
>>33846644
I WANNA GO IN THW CAVE
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>>33843750
This is how sirens began.
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>>33847919
Nice!

>>33848015
Good attention to detail.
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>>33848015
> a bit more detail or something
Thanks, anon. Next time I won't forget about this.
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>>33847919
nice
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>>33847919
ohhh she thicc
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>>33848592
>>33848674

Attention to detail but also a fetish.
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>>33847791
Downside is you have to learn Cthulhuese.
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https://i.imgur.com/WZoJx9Y.png
Enjoy
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>>33849926
Why is Sonata so shameless?
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>>33849926
Hot dog nipples you say?
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I wish the nips would make Dazzling toys. Just look at this.
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Btw does anyone have that screencap edit of Adagio doing an ahegao? It was based on the same pic as this.
https://derpibooru.org/2020982
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>>33850286
t'fuck is that thigh gap?
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>>33849996
Yup.
With torpedo tits.
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>>33850286
>>33850441
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABafY2-hpzBmkyjEMX-2nX-a/2015/04/facefun?dl=0&subfolder_nav_tracking=1
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Was there ever a full version of pic related?
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>>33850468
Wew, seconding this. Literally the ideal situation.
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>>33850468
Judging by the dimensions that's probably the whole pic. Honestly, any more than that is unnecessary.
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>>33850508
>Honestly, any more than that is unnecessary.
Who the fuck asked your opinion, slut.
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>>33812536
Is it wrong that I want to turn them into sushi?
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>>33850441
Did Wee draw this? I miss her.
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>>33850468
Enjoy your vacation.
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>>33850584
Yes.
Sirens are for love, not food.
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>>33850584
Yes. They're humanized now.
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thread is dead?
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>>33851268
When new thread?
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>>33850601
She still does some siren-based work, periodically.
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>>33851824
>>33851824
>>33851824
>>33851824



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