Life is a Beach (rip homeboi mayde) EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv (embed)Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0For aspiring writers:http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt (embed)http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX (embed)http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3 (embed)Steam group:http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirensDiscord:https://discord.gg/FmXhV7KOld Shattered Gem:>>33760865https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33760865
Why is best siren standing next to the worst?
>tfw no sleazy sexy siren roomies.
>>33812587Enjoy your vacation.
>>33812536Keeping the phrase "siren call" in mind, I think I'd be funny if the Dazzlings ended up guiding someone and trying to keep him from succumbing to temptations.
>>33812637Like him? I don't trust him. He's hiding something.Why else would he need a scarf that big?
nice choice of skin color
>>33812777Cursed and checked.
>>33812714What am I looking at here? Is this a dropped design?
>>33812541The blushing is too much
>>33812714So far he didn't appear despite being in pre-production of a short.I assume he's been scrapped.
>>33812777Midday, Twilight (Dawn and Dusk), Night.
>>33812904>>33812921He's going to be in the upcoming Star Swirled special along with the Dazzlings.
>>33812536>Adagio will never trade her poof for a giant braidWhy bother?
>The rapid sound of running feet echoed down the alley as the slivers of glowing streetlights silhouetted three hurried figures below.>A scattered trail of bits of food and refuse lay behind, dropping off here and there as the trio scampered, trying to remain hidden.>Finally the leader snuck behind an abandoned looking building as the other two girls followed suit.>Their breathing ragged from the exhaustion, the leader stopped to look behind them to make sure they hadn't been followed as she clutched ruby red shards in one of her hands while her other held her knee as she caught her breathe.>"Where are we going?" the girl with the blue ponytail asked as she surveyed their surroundings.>"Anywhere is better than back there Sonata." the one with pigtails replied while flicking more pieces of trash of her dress.>The third, with her prominent auburn, straightened up and snapped her her fingers and pointed at the two. "Quiet!">She crept around to the other side of the dilapidated structure peering onto the street and sidewalks. Watching and listening for any sign of pursuit.>The other two slowly sidled up behind her.>"You see anything, Adagio?">"Shhh!">After a few minutes had passed Adagio looked back and motioned for the other two to follow.>"It seems the rainbooms are satisfied enough not to bother with us any longer." She growled, as they marched down the sidewalk.>Sonata looked over her shoulder, then examined her purple accomplice.>"Umm, Aria?">"What?">"You got something on your back...">"Huh? Where!?" >Aria reached her hands back as she desperately tried to pull a banana peel of her shoulder blade.>Finally grasping it with some effort she flung it forward, just darting past her leader's head.>Adagio stopped and turned around arching one eyebrow with an annoyed expression.>"Watch it.">Aria glared back.>"For the record, I was wrong before. Sonata isn't the worst.">The girl in question perked up, a hopeful smile crossing her face.>"You are."
>>33812956Tell her it's controversial.Controversies and strife go hand in hand. They love salt.Did you know salt has an alchemical value?
>>33812937Will her lust continue to know no bounds?
>>33813103Is Sonata a slav?
> Anon likes Adagio more than me
>>33813120squatting is the most ergonomic sitting position.
>>33813198she would do what girls do: fight. when they truly mean it you would never know it.
>>33813198Whoever said that is a damn dirty liar who loves anthro.
>*sigh* I miss Anon. He would’ve at least made this fun
>>33812971>"Excuse me!? Who do you think you're talking to?">"Um, I think she's talking to you Adagio." Sonata offered tentatively. >Aria rolled her eyes.>"To the one whose master plan just got us humiliated in front of the whole school.">Adagio stood silent, anger in her eyes.>"Well, there were people from outside the school the concert as well." Sonata interjected sadly.>The other two both shot her an irritated look.>"Sorry." She said and shrunk back.>Aria turned back to face her 'leader' and spoke:>"As if getting banished wasn't bad enough. Now we've got nothing. Thanks to you.">Adagio let out a vicious laugh.>"Yes, thanks to me. Without me you'd both still be squabbling under the waves back in Equestria without even a hope of getting a shred of power.">Adagio clutched the red shards in her hand, the moonlight reflecting off the jagged pieces.>"How was I expected to see this coming?>Adagio's blood felt like it was coming to a boil.>"At least I have plans!" she screamed.>Aria just scoffed. >"Like you'd ever ask for my opinion.">Sonata looked from one to the other fidgeting slightly.>"Yeah, that could have gone better." she laughed nervously.>"Why don't we take a breather? I'm feeling kind of hungry...">Sonata paused waiting for the ensuing reprimand and when it didn't come she continued, as an excited look came over her face.>You thinking what I'm thinking? Some nice, delicious tac-">Aria groaned loudly while Adagio placed her hand over her face in embarrassment.>"Wow. Really?" Aria asked in amazement. "After what just happened that's what you're worried about?">Sonata frowned and looked down.>"Food helps me feel better okay?">Adagio stood silent and closed her eyes. She took a deep breath and spoke up:>"Do whatever you want. I don't care anymore.">Adagio started to walk away.>Sonata and Aria looked at each other and then back to their leader.>"What are you saying?" Aria called after her.>"I'm saying the Dazzlings are over."
> Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed Anon?
>>33812937>>33813098You know, when I hear 'Equestria Girls Gone Wild' this isn't what I had in mind.
>>33813223>Anon has no luck with the girls>unwittingly he does have it>by being unironically daft and genuinely insane>the Joker is just irrational and thinks shooting people is fun what an autist>he is just fun - or his exploits he unironically believes in
>>33813238I'm gonna fuck Aria on it as soon as you get your fat ass up
>>33813098nerds have no standards when they crush. they rarely get it. if you know what is meant when I say get it you faggot.
>>33813223>Be me>Be watching Forgotten Friendship >See beach section of movie>Think 'Damn, I sure hope the Dazzlings make a cameo since their characters are from the sea'. :)>They don't. :(>Feel uncontrollable rage surge through my veins. >:(>See EqG shorts based around the beach.>Hope returns for at least a small background appearance?>Hopes are crushed.>FML
>>33813238we're gonna cuddle and other comfy things, I'm dead tired
>>33813198>Or maybe he likes me more.
>>33813253No I'm sorry, you have to explain in more detail.
>>33813297>smug AriaI like it.
>>33813204Shits killer on the knees if you're a big guy.
>>33813330true.t. big guyyes. it is extremely painful. sometimes.
>>33813330>you're a big guy.For you.
>>33813198>>33813316>Well, she is the WORST.
>Why do you keep trying to fight us when you go down so easy?
>>33813388>post-apocalyptic world>everything and everyone's irradiated>except for them>magical sea monsters>the only guy who doesn't smell literally rotten is inside thick metal plating
>>33813407>ywn cum on Aria's absolute territory
>>33813411>magical sea maidensFTFY
>>33813407I like to admire the view
>>33813407Who Sonata be upset if you started aggressively licking her leg from your position on the ground?
>>33813483>inb4 Sonata is the least tolerant one>she's the reason why the others remained kissless virgins>either you marry the guy or you will never get dick in your mouth
>>33812937He's going to be in the upcoming Star Swirled special along with the Dazzlings.
>>33813532Yes but what about licking her leg like a dog seeking water in a desert?
>>33813551Is it an adaptation of that Choice Your Own adventure book? Cause I know the girls where in that.
>>33813562The book is the adaptation, but yes.
>>33813569I oughta have Sonata's stars swirled
It's Saturday night pending on where you live what ya listenin to /dzg/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KC2-EZ1ee0
>>33813635whatever is in the dorm. drunkness is a must.
>>33813407school uniform dazzles are great
>>33813635This gem atmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pShVxLXdXO4
>>33813635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVPidcQWghA>>33814080>Love Shack TriggerBased
>>33814096>basedyou know I got that good shit
SONATA, SONATA, SONATA, SONATA!!!
>>33814178She so full of herself she's chanting her own name
>>33813635Something about this image is kind of sad
>>33815049>Something about this image is kind of sadI have no fish gf and I must fap.
>>33814834>She so full of herself she's chanting her own name>TFW she will never be full of you and chanting your name.
>>33815049It's a parody of some K-Pop music video.
It has been 4 years, 7 months and 8 days since Rainbow Rocks was released on September 27th, 2014.
>>33814178happy Cino de Mayo dazzle fags
>>33815567Happy Taco Day.
>>33815567>"Ugh, just because I like Mexican food doesn't mean I like the smelly people or their awful culture.">"Try to be a little more sensitive to other people's feelings next time 'kay?"
I'd honestly rather watch a series about these three than the Humane 7 at this point. Seems like it would offer more possibility than repeating the same shtick over and over again. A spin-off from a spin-off. At least it would be something new.
>>33815692based racist Sonata
>>33812536Would fugg one on left.>those wide hipsHNNNGGGG
>>33814034>school uniform dazzles are greatMost definitely. Not having them in FG with CPA was a mistake. They know magic is coming from there and they gain power from conflict(like two entire schools competing). With Sunset saving Twilight it would've tied the first three films together perfectly. So, WTF Hasbro?
>>33815692She must love the Japanese.Dozens of ethnic food restaurants and not one ethnic person.
>>33816158>She must love the Japanese.You must be thinking of someone else.
>>33816285She must be Polish. Serving ethnic food without allowing one ethnic person in the restaurant.
>>33816513Adagio has a big head.
>>33816544>Cucked out of being pack leaderOnly part of this comic I've enjoyed so far
>>33816911that panel of adagio stealing a baby was funny.
>>33817413I don't like people who share their shitty edits. And I'm not talking about something that can be reasonably assumed to be decent and with effort, I mean blatantly shit stuff like this. You have to be a literal 1 iq potato to not see that it looks bad. He should be ashamed for uploading that.
>>33817425>>33817413I wish they were actually in the movie....
>>33817436The Dazzlings or low IQ potatoes?And which movie?
>>33817419>Dear diary: Jackpot.
>>33817419I wanna save her
>>33818042>sirens are like sharks>their young see the light of the world fully formed>before that they fight for survival in their mother's womb>it's normal to have multiplets>this may or may not be extremely painful to the mother
>>33818471>Get a dazzling preggo >You learn about siren pregnancy >She complains about the kids eating each other, says it’s extremely painful “You’re a big gal”>”For you!” as your head slams to the ground
>>33818667You failed and this is why you failed trips.>"If you get pregnant will your unborn die?">"It would be extremely painful.">"You're a big girl.">"For you.">...>"I'm going to crash this motherhood."">With no survivors."
>>33818747>>33818747No, no, no. THIS is how it's done.>"How far along are you?">"It doesn't matter when I'm due. What matters is my plan. No one cared who I was 'til I put on the pounds.">"If I punch your stomach, will they die?">"It would be extremely painful...">"You're a big girl.">" ...for you.">"Was getting pregnant part of your plan?">"Of course.">"Well congratulations, you got yourself knocked up. Now what's the next step of your motherly plan?">"Crashing this trimester— with no survivors!"
>>33818853I salute you.
>>33818853>They expect one of us in the amniotic sac, brother
>>33819040>"Oh, you think the womb is your ally? >"You merely adopted the uterus. I was born from it, molded by it. >"I didn't see the light until I was already a brony.">"By then, it was nothing to me but lewd!">"The ovaries betray you because they belong to me!"
>You knock up your fish wife>Now whenever she is horny, she pushes you down and rides you bareback>No pretection, no initiation or foreplay>She is frequently horny
>>33819442*sigh* Woe is me.
>>33819442Well, is also hard to say no.Each kid gives her a nice bum enhancement, and she gets great stonking tits during the 9 months.
I need more pony dazzlings.Also, I need an edit of this. They're earth ponies.
>>33819442The mammal man's burden
>>33816916>this artist is deadeRIP
>>33819854Why the annoyed and sad faces? We aren't making them do something against their will.Or do we?
>>33819830Sunset taugh them how to be more liked.By who? She didn't specified
>>33819849Makes me wish I could draw my own erotica and sensuality. Feels bad man.
>>33819838Literally? Because if I'm remembering correctly, she's from South America.
>>33819963Muerte, it is.
>>33819743>I need more pony dazzlings.Blasphemy!
>>33819442>>33819556>>33819751need to breed them into beautiful mothers.https://i.4cdn.org/trash/1557080452851.pnghttps://i.4cdn.org/trash/1557186498406.pnghttps://i.4cdn.org/trash/1557186843378.png
>>33819854link to the pack pics?
>>33819491>Implying your sore dick could take it>>33819966That reminds me of the time I heard Haley Paige had died. Tell me more.
>>33820078>need to breed them into beautiful mothers.TFW no tradfishwife.>>33820096>Implying your sore dick could take itI've never let the sores on my dick stop me before.
>>33820078>little ponies>equally little equestrian girls>give them one or two human children>this happens
>>33820111Some pornstar from the 00s. Anyway, about Thegreatcat. What happened? Give me the details.
>>33820137I checked his DA.His last posts are around october 2018. They are about his birthday.After that, there's nothing new.
dark skinned aria is pretty good.
>>33820446>t. didn't say 'enjoy'How am I supposed to enjoy this!?
>>33820446That's quite a strong tan.
>Anon, I want your meat in my taco.>For realsies.
>>33820442reminds me of this pic I got requested
>>33820467Ok, Ok, geez Sonata. What kind you want? Beef, chicken, turkey or pork? Can't give you fish cause I have respect for your kind, you know.
>>33820479>Got any big, thick, juicy sausage?
>>33820527Uhh, yeah, sure. We got Bratwurst, Salami, Summer Sausage...hot dogs...Just take your pic.
>>33820517>Sirens start the battle of the bands for their own benefit(free market competion with oversight)>Midnight Sparkle tries to merge worlds with dimensional rifts(free trade between nations without regulation)>Gaia Everfree uses magic to seal off the camp to prevent evil capitalistic Filthy Rich from acquiring it(basic eco-green party shit)>Demon Shimmer intrudes a foreign world and uses a stolen magic artifact to brainwash the masses into fighting for her(seizing the means of production and communist propaganda, plus she's red=commie)
>>33820546>So this is what it's like to be the smartest person in the room. >Huh.
>>33820517It's a "politics is economics" meme.
This but with Aria.
>>33820707i see adagio doing this more then aria.
>>33821459That didn't take very long. Not too bad though.
>>33821459Why do they look annoyed?
>>33821480They know who’s fapping to them
>>33821480They lost a bet.
>>33821480Sonata looks more scared.She should be.
>>33821570>>33821934>>33821957Well, not everyone likes when they are set-up to a dine-sing-rape show.
>>33821459His boobs could be better.
I mean the boobs he draws.
>>33822304>>33822356His body shape is repetitive, that's for sure.Almost not variety.
>>33812536Would the Dazzling's stay in Canterlot City or return to Equestria if they have won?
>>33822959It's implied they needed the magic they would've won to break Starswirl's spell on the portal preventing them from returning home,
>>33823010That's not true; they just wanted to take over the human world and enslave everyoneIf they really want to go back they could just ask Shim
Which one of our girls would do this
>>33822203Here we go again...>Welcome to the show,>We're forced to make you blow,>R34's time is now,>SFW's time is running out...>Push us to the ground,>As you pound us down!>We can't run away,>You'll make us spread our legs!>We will be your whores!>Fellas now you got us!>We will scream 'no more'!>It's time for your reward!>Now you'll breed us!>Come and seed us!>Nothing can save us now!>Chain us to the floor,>All your thoughts impure,>Our hymens you broke through,>Now we're being raped by you!
>>33823123Tuurboslut Twilight and Rarity for sure. Maybe Pinkie Pie.
>>33823201Whoever says turboslut is an incel.
>>33823222Whoever says incel is a redditor.
>>33823194Doesn't match the rhythm of the song in a few parts
>>33823349You didn't end your sentence with a period. Is that because you're on one?
>>33823123adagio or sonata.
>>33823244Less rapey version.>Welcome to the show,>We're here to make you blow,>Your dick is out,>We want it in our mouths...>Push us to the ground,>As you pound us down!>We won't turn away,>We'll let you spread our legs!>We will be your whores!>Fellas now you need us!>We will beg for more!>It's time for your reward!>Now you'll breed us!>Come and seed us!>Humping us non-stop now!-Rainbooms Interject->Hold us to the floor,>All we want and more,>Time to push on through,>Now we're having sex with you!
>>33823010For a moment there I really wanted to fold you in half backwards.>>33823244It's a tuesday. Tuesdays are cursed. Anything you start on a tuesday fails. Anything you buy or open turns out shitty. Bad things happen left and right.
>>33823123Sonata. Adagio is too classy and Aria dgaf about thottery.
>>33823194The amazing thing would be how they can manage to sing this, even though the patrons rape their throats everytime.
>>33823239Incorrect. The term incel is hated by normies, so whoever says incel is hated by normies.
>>33823123Giving women rights was a mistake,
>>33823516Make that giving rights to anyone who hasn't served. Heinlein had the right idea.
>>33823510They have to warm up their vocal chords somehow.
>>33823466>It's a tuesday. Tuesdays are cursed. Indeed. Not the best day. Fridays are better(not including tgi Fridays).
>>33816513kek that bobblehead Adagio
>>33824714>>33824719>>33824728Delicious chocolate niggress Adagio
>>33812536Does anyone have any tutorials on how to draw vaginas?
>You show Adagio a sealed clam"Haha! It's your vagina!"
>>33824714Chocolate best dazzle.
>>33824762>She shows you a splinter"Oh, look! Is your dick!"
>>33824778I told you that in confidence!Honestly if I tell somebody a personal secret And they turn around and use it against me. That’s like one of my biggest pet peeve’s
>I’m off to war darling *muah*! I’ll be back in the fall
>>33824819>"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.">>33824778>You shove the splinter into the clam and stare at Adagio expectantly with a smug smile>>33824809That's not a pet peeve, you dumbass. Someone betrayed your trust.
>>33824819Widow Adagio incoming
>>33824953Would you date single mom Adagio?
>>33824857God I haven’t had kipper in awhile
>>33825004>Now coming to the stage is Cacao, Minty and Caramel singing their new hit single. Fuck Canterlot!
>>33825044Depends, divorcee or widowed?
>>33825044How old is she?Sonata that is.>>33825140Good point.
>>33825199Not old enough
>>33825044We need the obligatory links to the Anon dating Single Mom Adagio story right now!
>>33824778>"Which made you scream!"
>>33825140Neither. Witches have to virgins or married once. Once.
>>33825651> Out of boredom!
>>33825044I want to say no but the picture is making my heart melt. I guess it depends on whether I could feed a family of seven or not.
>>33825693adagio should always be wearing shorts
>>33824762>>33824778>>33825651>>33825693I want a "Married with Children" kind of setting with Anon and Adagio.
>>33825766As a kid I was perplexed as to why Al wouldn't fuck his wife. Peggy was crazy hot with her hair, shoes and kinda trashy clothes. I'd beat her with my pelvis if she were my wife.
>>33825693>"Screaming is screaming."
>>33825852>Marries a hot trashy fish wife and has two crazy daughters.>As time went on, Anon became fed up with their bullshit.The true tale of what would happen after the love comedy is over.
>>33826395I want to have children and raise them like a stern father and a shitlord at the same time.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wsY-L08q6q0
>>33826455>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.Get a video that isn't cucked.
>>33826455That show had no right to be cancelled after so little time.
>>33825766>Love And Marriage > Love and Marriage>Go together like a fish and tail fins > I tell you bro-ther> You can’t have one without the o-ther> Love and Marriage > Love and Marriage Boom
>>33826460Try online video converter com. It can grab anything, even stuff that isn't available in your country.
>>33826477>"Aaaaanon, put your thingie in my cloaca!">"No Ada.">Flushes toilet.>Laugh track.Instant hit.
Bring back Psycho Dad.
>>33826511>Anon works in a shoe store.>Constantly gives the mane 6 shit> Especially Celestia And Luna Fuck yes
>>33826579>anon is sal>he loves his job
>>33826579And who would the neighbours be?
>Adagio is defeated once and for all, goes crazy and imprisoned/banished.>Aria is reformed, possibly finds a strong friendship with former villain(Valencia Vignette, Wallflower Blush etc.) to help her turn good.>Sonata is reformed. Possibly finds new group of friends e.g. Crystal Prep students.I'd be satisfied with those endings. It'll never happen of course because that would take effort and a lot more build-up than EG likes to deliver. Point is the similarities in the characters are there.
>>33826681Timber and Gloriosa?
>>33826681Lyra and Bon Bon!
>>33826579>Especially Celestia And Luna Lol>Celestia & Luna: 2, 4, 6, 8! Don't make fun of our weight!>Al-nonymous: 1, 2, 3, 4! You're gonna fall through the floor!
>>33812536Someone post the raped crocodile news caption, please.
Finals are having me like
>>33826892Remember that you are doing this for yourself. What you are doing now will have a positive impact on your life for more years than you have lived so far.
Is anyone here a fortnitefag?
>>33819751>>33819556>>33820078they need to bred and be cuddled while they carry the babies. they'll be very good at breeding.give them nice big families.
>>33827075Would Adagio call her son Archie ?
>>33827050>Fartnight>Not Quake Champions, Rage II or DOOM EternalI doubt you'd even get to my level, sub-pleb.
>>33827097The original Team Fortress came out on Steam thanks to the Quake Source Port.That should be interesting.
>>33827539>tfw you will never show the dazzlings the grand experience that is artifact hunting in Pripyat
>>33827134>Don’t eat so much chili Sonata your gonna get sick!
>>33827213>Anon I swear to fuck you’re not even drowning. You’re in the fucking kiddie pool. IN THE SHALLOW END!I need mouth to mouth resuscitation.>How about fist to groin excruciation?Fine, killjoy you never wanna have fun.>I’m working, dumbass Working on your tan> AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!
>>33823423Dude calm down. I want being hostile or anything. If anyone is in their period, it's you.
>>33827075I’m pretty sure there was a green WAY back where Anon had to dig spawning ponds in his back yard because the siren lay eggs like salmon. I remember the girls got mad when Anon made Adagio’s slightly bigger.
>>33827082>>33827097>>33827740No see, I bought a Fortnite toy the other day. I boiled it, I cut it and now I'm painting it. The issue is that aside from the limbs, I can't tell from my reference pics which parts of the suit are black and which are dark grey so I was wondering if anyone had the character available.
This is what the figure looks like.
And this is the ingame character.
Sometimes when Mommy and Sonaynay aren't around, Auntie Aria takes Kidanon and teaches him how to play the guitar. She plays a few notes, he plays a few notes, and then they play a duette. He can't follow her lead but he tries anyway. He wants to improve because the fewer his mistakes, the more she smiles. Years from now the roars and shrieks of his guitar will be taking him back to the happy times he spent with her.
>>33827050never played it but I think hating it is just a meme. bet everyone thought about our games the same back in the day.
>>33828099Sounds like you got low testosterone buddy
Speaking of pregnancy, I'd like to request a motivational drawing of Adagio being pregnant, wearing simpler clothes and telling the viewer something along the lines of "Honey, the baby is hungry. Please get a job" or "The baby needs to eat. You should get a job". But in a pleading manner and vulnerable pose, not bitchy or demanding.
>>33828098I remember when everyone hated Minecraft, and now they encourage the kiddies to play that instead of Fortnite.
>>33828118There's no correlation between pregnancy fetishism and not being into it.
>>33828636>>33828644>>33828648> Anon, ready to help me take down the Yakuza?
>>33825044only if she have adopted the other 2 and never actually had a boyfriend before.So no, fuck off with your second hand rentals.
>>33828763Fuck off Shitset I'm going to join.
>>33828823u will be expunged
>>33828763>>33828778>>33828823>>33828832>>33828850 Yeaaaaaaa seee the thing about that Issssss>!!!!!!!!!!!They made me a better offer
>>33828648>>33828644>>33828636 I wonder. Is it true that they only allow Japanese into the Yakuza. Or can anyone join? If so would special circumstances allow someone they wouldn’t ordinarily allow to join? Like idk if you saved an very high ranking members life or something?
>>33827914>You’re still the worst Green bean.
>>33829080Outside of American everyone's ethnicist. Germans vs. French, Japanese vs. Koreans, etc.What if the Dazzlings were willing to take more members but they have to be sirens?
>>33829088It’s be a very small gang. They’d probably loosen up the requirements to people who at least have some magical anomaly
>>33828966That Sunset was a decoy.You fell for my trickery.Then you fell to my blade.
>>33829080Only Japanese. For a gaijin to become a part of the organization you'd basically have to commandeer the whole thing and coerce the members into following you. They wouldn't be Yakuza without their independence so much as your lackeys. Expect a lot of rebellion and seppuku.
>>33829088True. They wouldn't let you join but they might give you a reward and offer you protection while in Japan. With a Yakuza entourage you'd be virtually untouchable. They're very old school so honoring someone who helped them would be a part of their code I think.
*ahem*Fuck the Yakuza.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta
>>33828763guns. guns is how you deal with gangs.>>33829162tell us something new.
>>33829162This. Triads are cooler.
>>33829080My uncle (a peruvian) joined the yakuza for work, but he wasn't more of an errand boy.The yakuza isn't a mob per se. They are more of a more pusher business organization who doesn't take any shit.Plus, since he was a gaijin, he was mainly stuck with the new soldiers. He got bored after a while and returned to Peru.Since he wasn't a figure of power, they let him go with his pinkie intact.
>>33829080Its a nationalistic traditionalist crime syndicate. A Japanese nationalistic traditionalist crime syndicate.There are Japanese men.Then there are Japanese womenThen there are their beloved pets. Cats, dogs, birds. Lesser beings but beloved nonetheless.Then there are white people.Then there are the Chinese.Then there are the other east Asian peoplesThen there are the rest of the world.Then there are the AinuThen there are black people.Basically while it is not utterly impossible for someone non Japanese to have some menial position, particularly outside of Japan. You will never get to be in charge and you will never be an equal.
>>33829188The same goes for every other country. While politics demand that this is undermined atleast in Europe and Australia they know how to hide.When you want to beat up refugees in big cities, you become "friends" with local Russians. If you actually want to do more than beating, go to Hungarians.How would it be, becoming "friends" with a gang of sirens?
>>33829201>How would it be, becoming "friends" with a gang of sirens?First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the tacos.
>>33829304>return to Equestria>forgets about tacos>instead go to gryphon black market to get meat>ponies don't even have a word for meat and calling it flesh instead
>>33829182Poppycock. They are proactively criminal. They aren't merely defending themselves like for example the koreans in the '92 LA chimp out when the law turned tail and ran, and they aren't regulating their own either. The jewish are closer to "more pusher business organization who doesn't take any shit". The jewish!
>>33829314>forgets about tacos
So anyway... Aria is best Siren ass.
>>33829333I don't see no jewish gangs.Jewish dealers, maybe, but no jewish gangs.
>>33829392Nooooo. Not at ALL.
>>33829333trips of truth. god bless the Roof Koreans.
>>33829392>no jewish gangsWhat, no banker associations or [insert politician family name] foundations?
>>33829484>>33829491Those are most like the mafia, but with less italian stereotypes and twice or thrice the money.I meant like street gangs. There's no hoodlums in the jewish neighbourhood?
>>33829490>>33829333>They aren't merely defending themselves like for example the koreans in the '92 LA chimp out when the law turned tail and ran
>I'd beat her taco with my salami 'til it look like pastrami.>Clothes loose, ropes tight, no consent, all night.
>>33830251Now we need to combine them
>>33830256We can build it, we have the technology.
>>33830444>Siren Assault boxed set>Contains three sirens that can switch between humanoid mode and beast mode>They can combine into a single monsterThis would be glorious...
>>33830723Poor Cassie.>So my new job is being a dinosaurs ass?
>>33829960>he doesn't like to undesirable content
>>33830734You can't spell Cassie without ass.
>>33830256>>33830799A Queen Ghidorah siren could be pretty badass.
>Now Anon wont know its me!
SONATA WATCH OUT
>>33831275>Paint with me anon!
>>33831297Stop throwing mayo around anon, it ain't cheap.
>This amuses Aria.
>>33831211>EnjoyThats my line pal.
Guys guYs GUYS
>You idiot. How can you possibly love me? My entire species takes joy in ending foolish sailor's lives. We've sent many good men to their deaths. How can you possibly love a thing like me?
>>33831780I work in Financial Claims for a major insurance company, Ma`am.
>>33831833Where you in charge in investigate the vessel known as The Obra Dinn?
>>33831833>insurancetruly a demonic profession. It is not of this world.
>>33831780I'm kind of a misanthrope.
>>33831780Someone's got to, 'fish breath'.
These are the only thots on my mind.
>>33832754the twist is that loser is Aria
>>33832794Don't think so.
>>33832754Man, what I'd give to be that loser
>>33832754>>33832957>the artist's dead
>>33833267>Be Anon, Shop owner>Christmas Eve>Closing up for the night.>Lowering steel gate on shop window because Ziggers.>Turn Around to see a mother and her kids walking up the street.>Momma look how pretty that tree is!>I see it Sonata>You think we have one for Christmas this year?>I don't think so sweetie. The year hasn't been that good too mommy...>But you said that last year! Its not fair!>I know sweetie...mommy's is sorry.Goddammit...Uh hey Miss?>Uh yes sir can I help you?Look um, i dont want to be too forward but I own the shop and I overheard your daughter. Now I cant give you the tree but how about we go inside and ill let her pick an ornament. I right her name on it and put it on the tree. >Oh sir that s very kind but..Its fine I wont charge you or nothing. >Please mommy please??? Then it'll my tree!>Well if the nice man doesn't mind. > THATS NOT FAIR WHAT ABOUT ME?!Uhh, oh! How about I give you the star on top to write your name on?>You mean it? Sure no problem.>Sir you are far too kindIts Anon miss, and its no a big deal just helping where I can.>Well Mr.Anon i'm Adagio, and i really appreciate this.
>>33827082>>33827740>>33827097>>33828098End result. For the time being at least.
>>33832754>>33832957>>33833374>Be loser>Be at the mall>You hear the sweet song of the Dazzlings and follow it to its source>"Wow, you look buff! Have you been working out?">"He looks so strong, I bet he could lift all that stuff easy.">"Pffft, nu-uh.">"Yea-uh! Show her!">The Dazzlings help you lift all their boxes and bags>"See? I told you he is strong.">"Hmph. I bet he can't carry it for long.">"Well I bet he can carry it all the way back to our place. Let's go.">You follow them like a pack mule back to their home>The Dazzlings take the stuff in and then slam the door in your face>You hear laughter from the other side of the door"Hmph. Not even a thank you.">You take a small notebook bound in fake black leather from your pocket and write down their address
>>33833521Cute and wholesome pilled
Up we go.
>>33833581>and write down their address
>>33833521>> THATS NOT FAIR WHAT ABOUT ME?!Aria's life in a nutshell.
>>33825044Nope, used goods.
>tfw you will never marry an exiled mute siren and make her dream of becoming a mommy come true
>>33833589>adjective and x-pilled>>>/out/
>>33831211Oh, fuck off.
>>33833581What are you going to do with that piece of paper?
>>33835915By force if necessary
>>33836055The background or the notebook?
>>33836169needs a smaller belly edit.
>>33835966> The blue one is $500. This grumpy purple bitch it’s $750 is you’re into that sorta thing. As for me, well.....if you have to ask you can’t afford me. Oh, and it’s half off if you make whoever you pick finish before you. Before I forget those rates, are per hour.
>>33836260>the others protest heavily and tell you she's joking>she keeps a straight face and tells them off
>>33820453unf>>33829392Goyim pls. We're the biggest gang in the world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uEmFyXWp2I
>>33830251>implying Sonata wears panties.
>>33836226'This. And their friends' works needs that too.
>>33836365>tfw you can't be "in" because you're khatziI understand why mustache guy was an option.
Edit.>>33836149That is up to the loser I guess.
Original.Btw I didn't know we have jews here. I hate you guys. I mean yeah, real shocker. The reason is that from my experience you are apathetic at best. When people are on your side, you ignore them and treat them with indifference. But the moment somebody says something in the least bit inconvenient, you'll crawl down his throat. No, I haven't been on the receiving end yet but I felt bad for those who were.
Jews are such misers that they won't even give you free info.
>>33836494Imagine being related to them. Your own family treating you like this. Why? Because one parent wasn't the same as the other one?
By the way they're ugly. It's not a meme. It's not the nose it's the lips. And the nose.
>>33836517Well mate, I hate shitting on you but I can understand their mindset and I can't disagree with it. On one hand they have a supremacist culture. On the other hand they are raised believing the world is out to get them (which over the years have made it true themselves). People who think they are above others and who think that it's them against the world, regard half'n'halfs as lost potential and insults. Your parent "betrayed" them, you are not one of them, and they are forced to tolerate an outsider among their tight group. It's harder to understand if you're american.Or perhaps they are just plain old universal toxic. I know of an old woman who won't even lay eyes on her grandchild because the kid wasn't named after her.The way I see it, people have two families. The one they're born in and the one they start themselves. If the first one is crap then at least you get a reroll.
>You sure this is a workout?
>>33836461i see no downside to this.
> page 9
>the Dazzlings' necklaces let them stay in young human form>once broken they begin rapidly aging>hop into new bodies to sustain themselves>you wake up one day with a voice in your head>turns out someone is sharing your body now
>>33838038>"Anon, it's my turn tonight.""Fuck you, it's my body.">"We're roommates now.""Where's the signed agreement?">"Ugh! I tried to be nice about it, but you've forced my hand.">Suddenly your body goes numb and begins moving without your say so.>"Just relax, I won't do anything crazy tonight.""I hate you.">"Now where was that open mic club again?"
>>33838244NO PHONES AT THE TABLE
>>33836639To be honest. This was one of the things I thought about. You yourself feel betrayed. Ironically I was the smart one and my grandparents preferred to talk to me about big things.Imagine outjewing a Jew when your father is a gentile. The seething.
>>33838546fuck off mom
>>33837338Low empathy males are known for pump-and-dump. It's curious because allegedly testosterone makes you empathetic.
>>33838563"The boy who isn't embraced by the village" like the africans say. What about the family from your dad's side?>>33838641>testosterone makes you empatheticWtf are you talking about.
>>33838784high amounts of testosterone and cortisol are linked to acts of heroism and self sacrifice
>>33836003This artist has a cute style. It's shit that they're so focused on the balloon pregnancy.
>>33839382Don't say it. They can smell one grain of salt in one million posts.
>>33839727>Smell saltthey can also taste the screeching from across the world
>>33839735>tasteThe can also feel your rage.
>>33839745They can hear >yfw
>>33839750and see you shitting your pants. in rage.
>>33839727>>33839735>>33839745>>33839750>>33840011Are we even talking about the same gang?
>>33840035Hips > boobs and buttFight me
>>33840245Is like saying Adagio > Sonata and Aria.And I say: you are right.
Did you all call your mommies today
>Anon! You dishonor yourself in your pursuit of my maidenhood
>>33840035Damn fine.I really like what this artist did with the poof.
>>33841193>Thinking Sundown could ever be enjoyable.
>>33841199I don't like fat chicks unless they're drawn by Coop or Sundown.
>>33841199better sundown than Annon-mlp.
>>33841199It was a slippery slope.I couldn't stop after his unwanted impregnation pic.>https://derpibooru.org/766636
>I can still sing. I CAN STILL SING DAMMIT!Adagio its fine. >NO ITS NOT YOU IDIOT! WHAT IS GOOD A SIREN THAT CANT SING? I'M USELESS, WORTHLESS. IM NOT BETTER THAN A COMMON STREET WHOREAdagio...
>>33839107Heroism and self sacrifice are when you overcome your insticts of self preservation for the sake of an ideal. Empathy is when you put yourself in someone else's shoes and relate to his or her situation.
I had a dream that I was in the climax of Rainbow Rocks. Everything went the same as in the movie but I stood up to the Dazzlings instead of Sunshit. When the music started playing, I took my shirt off, forgot the lyrics, and stood there awkwardly. I eventually gave up, pulled out my laptop and started playing Pokemon. I knew I shouldn't have watched Rainbow Rocks before bed.
>>33841980>"Oh no! The Dazzlings have defeated the Rainbooms and Sunset ran away crying because we ignored her! Anon, save us!""Shut the fuck up. I'm about to catch a caterpie.">"A caterpie! Are you going to left the city be dominated for a caterpie?!""It's shiny!"
>>33841998>Bitches these days don't know the thrill of having a pokemon that can evolve into a shiny Metapod.You must be hanging with the wrong crowd.
>What the fuck are you doing with that rope Anon?
>>33842143>Anon is hanging from the rope.>One end tied to the ceiling, the other to his left foot.>"Even when I try to end it, all I do is fail."
>>33842155>Gee Anon, are you trying to kill yourself or thrill yourself?
>Thanks for taking the rap for that whole Cantorlot thing Anon. We promise to keep your commissary funded and we'll come by every weekend for visitation, promise. Aww don't give me that look. 10 years will pass before you know it. And besides, I'm sure youll make friends in no time
>>33841462Your gem will grow back. Maybe.
>>33841462thousand of years reliance on a magical rock does that.
>>33842155>instead he gains the wisdom of the runes>Anon is Odin now
>>33842629>Nine days!! It took you nine days to cut me down!!
>>33841199enjoy poster will never post something I enjoy. he has posted related stuff. but it was bad and unenjoyable.
>>33842922What do you enjoy anon?
>>33842959futadagio pegging her shota son and telling him nice boys get the cunny while bad boys get the stick.
>>33842578YOU COCK SUCKING WHORE WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I SWEAR TO FUCK
>>33841193I don't usually enjoy vomiting in my mouth, but I was told to enjoy it, so now I do. Thanks enjoyanon!
>>33842984gay. lay off the soya.
Would this make a good tattoo?
Enslave the Dazzle
>>33843333CheckedBut it’s missing the cute poofy shoulders and all the little details like the spikes, gems details, groovy triangle pattern. Also the sharks eyes are dumb, I don’t think they actually look like that. Pretty sure their pupils or whatever are big circles, which would look way better in my opinion. So I’d say it wouldn’t, its just kinda lazy and boring to look at really.
>>33842959something I will not disclose. because it is fun.
>>33843333it would make for a very unique one. a woman riding a shark? nice.
tattoos are for queers lole
>>33843333well quads, i have to say no, but this will
>>33843286you get the cunny>>33843283you get the stickall aboard the trio train. toot toot!
>>33843646Is this how sirens make more sirens?
>>33843372breed many babies with dazzle.
>>33842984Can I get the stick even though I'm a good boy?
>>33844046He said nice. Nice and good aren't the same.Cuckolds are nice guys. Cuckolds aren't good guys.Futafags are cuckolds. Thus: futafags finish last.
>>33844241What is a nice boy then?
>>33843750No this is what they do for fun
>>33844241>futafags are cuckoldsI can tell you right there that you're wrong
>>33844897...I did enjoy....Are you feeling well? Is there some kind of mixup? Are the endtimes upon us?
>>33844897girls look cute bottomless.
>>33844969Tru. Reminded me of this.
>>33844937A broken clock hits the right time twice a day.
>>33845668>this artis is dead
>>33845692What was his most recent work? Speaking of dead, Mayde left us to the great beyond
>>33845692Unless you count "doesn't draw horse much" as dead, they literally just posted some art this week.https://twitter.com/SB99Stuff
that's how i imagine adagio 2bh
>>33845929It should be dazzle-fy.Commision or get someone to draw that pose with Adagio.
>>33845788well, I guess he's not dead after all
>>33845788>he's a fatfag>>33846150It's a they-fag meme. Whenever something ends it's "dead" and they all act as if the artist actually died. We're safe here.
>>33846248I know what it means!
Is it ethical to bump at page 8?
>>33846644Nothing can stop me.
>>33847270I’m all the way up
>ywn get to experience the warm embrace of these three hugging you. lol XD>iwn ywn get to experience the warm embrace of these three hugging me either. Ohh :'(
>>33847688Is that fyre-flye?
>>33846644> Siren waifus hiding in the deep below> Incredible wonders just beyond > Great fame when I return with waifu> Notoriety > Many offspring > Enormous family I always wanted > Upper echelon of society granted> Personal happiness achieved
>>33847919Very nice anon.
>>33847919The foot looks like a hoof. It could use a bit more detail or something.
>>33847791>>33846644I WANNA GO IN THW CAVE
>>33843750This is how sirens began.
>>33847919Nice!>>33848015Good attention to detail.
>>33848015> a bit more detail or somethingThanks, anon. Next time I won't forget about this.
>>33847919ohhh she thicc
>>33848592>>33848674Attention to detail but also a fetish.
>>33847791Downside is you have to learn Cthulhuese.
>>33849926Why is Sonata so shameless?
>>33849926Hot dog nipples you say?
I wish the nips would make Dazzling toys. Just look at this.
Btw does anyone have that screencap edit of Adagio doing an ahegao? It was based on the same pic as this.https://derpibooru.org/2020982
>>33850286t'fuck is that thigh gap?
>>33849996Yup.With torpedo tits.
Was there ever a full version of pic related?
>>33850468Wew, seconding this. Literally the ideal situation.
>>33850468Judging by the dimensions that's probably the whole pic. Honestly, any more than that is unnecessary.
>>33850508>Honestly, any more than that is unnecessary.Who the fuck asked your opinion, slut.
>>33812536Is it wrong that I want to turn them into sushi?
>>33850441Did Wee draw this? I miss her.
>>33850468Enjoy your vacation.
>>33850584Yes.Sirens are for love, not food.
>>33850584Yes. They're humanized now.
thread is dead?
>>33851268When new thread?
>>33850601She still does some siren-based work, periodically.