>return after year absence>ctrl+F>no Spitfire/Wonderbolts threadLet's change that
>>33811491Not even my waifu but I'd love to see an episode about her instead of this pointless, bland and boring nonsense we got today.
>>33811556Agreed, really a missed opportunity
>>33811556Only reason someone would want that nowadays is specifically to see her ruined
on one hand I really want an episode just for her, but on the other hand what >>33812228 said. They would probably fuck her up more than they already have.
>>33811491>they never did an episode with them>everso many great ideas, lost. Like tears in the rain.
>>33812247every appearance after season 1 felt ridiculous to me. Totally overplayed as a "scary drill sarge" or w/e.I always imagined her more like an incredibly fit Swedish gymnast or something, rather than a military dude.
>>33813112She was originally pretty cool in BNE, remembering Dash from the episode earlier and sounding sexy. I assumed they were gonna contrast dash's brashness and heavy ambition to Spitfire and the wonderbolts being calm and much more chill, then they could humble Dash and she'd have to grow as a character to enter. Instead, they just made them all assholes.
>>33813104no radical larry reference 0/10
>>33813112Yeah, they decided to go from the chill, cool captain to a drill instructor. When she's not in that drilling persona and is more casual she's still alright, though.
>>33811491Fuck that mare.
>"DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE, PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?"
>>33814327Fucking hilarious. Look at the cute little flame pony try and be threatening.I could fuckin bean you out of the sky with a rifle, fire chicken.
>>33814327Cute? Absolutely. Funny? Eh, not sure.
Spitfire's good, but give some love to the others as well.
It's a shame how little the show's done with these ponies. Thunderlane got one EP with Rumble, but the rest are just blank slates.
We know Soarin likes pie, but is there something else he likes?
Do you think spitfire looks better with her hair like in the show or rather something else? I always liked it like pic related but she ccan pull of many styles.
>>33814755Dang right there is.
>>33813190>Instead, they just made them all assholes.I hate drill sarge Spitfire.
>>33815207Who said thatWHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!WHOSE THE SLIMY NU-LING PIECE OF SHIT WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!
>>33814081I want to smell her mare sweat
Her without her bolts suit on is lewd as fuck
>>33811491Spitfire is a good pony.
>>33815168I like to picture that flat style as what her hair looks like naturally but due to flying so much every day her hair gets blown back & she doesn't care enough to constantly correct it
>>33815986more of this please
>>33814708God, I wish that were me.
>>33817118Somepony has self esteem issues.
>"YOU SHITPOST LIKE OLD PONIES FUCK, PRIVATE ANONYMOUS!"
>>33817118>Spitte calling herself shitDon't do that
>>33813104Well, those are OCs and the canon ones were just NNM illusions.Having said that, I like the Stratus X Nurse Redheart ship, and I'd totally plow Blueball even if she zaps my balls.
i was saving these up to respond to Lurkernon with, but he's dragging his feet so fuck it.
>last 3 tries were "file size to big"guess i wont post them all then.
>>33821007Just resize them in paint or something.
>>33820898Why is that something to feel bad about
>>33820974>These lettersUrgh, why? This ruins the picture.
Other Wonderbolts deserve some love too.
>>33821309It isnt, instead someone should feel bad about not finding her hot.
>>33821354here's a half-ass attempt
>>33822454For a half-assed attempt it looks pretty good, anon.
>>33822454Based. Thanks, blessed Anon.
>>33822454i don't see any half-ass here, only full ass. Right under the wings.
Looking for good spitfire x anon greens
How can a pony look so HOT when they're angry
>>33811491I just wish the writers made a canonical Wonderbolts team. We obviously know Spitfire, Soarin and Fleetfoot, but most of the others are never even mentioned by name. They turned out as a poorly defined bunch, and I think Rainbow Dash's dream would have sounded even greater if we knew them better.
>>33825808>We obviously know Spitfire, Soarin and Fleetfoot...Surprise, Blaze, Thunderlane.
>>33825841>SurpriseNever mentioned by name and has the least imaginative color scheme of all Wonderbolts>BlazeHardly distinguishable from Spitfire>ThunderlaneGranted, although he's only a Wonderbolt since S7Sure, the other Wonderbolts exist, but hardly any attention is paid to them at all, or to their designs. Firestreak and Misty Fly are still pretty cool. Let's just say that if the concept of the Wonderbolts were to return in G5, I wish they were introduced as a coherent unit with original and distinctive roles and appearances. I'm imagining each one with a unique flying trail, like Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Thunderlane, Sky Stinger and Vapor Trail - I really liked that.
>>33825789By being Spitfire
>>33815986I bet it gets really awkward in the locker room. Spitfire tends to just hang out completely naked and you're expected not to stare or comment on it.
>>33827642I am so glad we can't see his old horse dong from this angle
What if I touched Spitfire's hoof
The things I'd do to get to fly with them.
>>33813104What do the Shadowbolts actually DO in this scenario? Are they performers? How do they perform with two wanted members? Who pays for them? Or are they just mercenaries?
>>33820983>saving things for meAwww. Thanks, anon. These are great. Most of 'em I already had saved to post with the story, but there are a couple I need to acquire here as well.
>>33831126I'm really looking forward to the next part of F&S, not usually a fan of slave stuff but it's a bretty good story
>>33831126I have a few more and a few more Photoshoped ones I'm still holding back. For once you get back at it.
>>33830782Neither. Their entire existence is dedicated to fucking over the Wonderbolts whenever they can, in an endless search for revenge.
>>33811491According to US law, and to EU law according to an associate of mine, it would've been Spitfire who would've lost her job and, if it was a military station, gotten dishonorably discharged from service due to her failings in regards of Lightning Dust.In addition to that, at least in the US, Lightning Dust would've gotten millions in damages and an honorary mention.
>>33833484Which is why LD disappeared for a few seasons. They needed to make sure her story was... "correct"
Easily the hottest pony in the show
>>33838225Literally or metaphorically?
>>33839168Metaphorically, in fact she's usually cold because of high altitude flying
>>33839278How at risk are Pegasi for icing up their wings at high altitudes?
>>33839375At a fair risk, though the ice itself isn't the main killer, rather the freezing tempature quickly gives a pegasus hypothermia, which leads to increasingly poor motor control, which on top of the wind shear and turbulence they experience in icing conditions can cause them to stall. Most pegasus flight-related deaths are due to transitioning from visual flight into severe meteorological conditions despite lacking the training.
>>33839278>TFW you will never got to have a cold and shivery Spitfire come in and promptly snuggle up under the blankets to get warm againAnother benefit of living at high altitude.
cute pone too
>>33833484I need to re-watch that episode but thats quite the stretch. It is VERY hard(unless you just murder/rape someone) to get a dishonorable in the US Military.If you were pinned for every retarded action from a subordinate did, a lot of NCOs I know would be serving life sentences by nowWas spitfire involved in the decision making process for LD's genius idea?Could it be considered common sense that a tornado for weather clearing is a bad idea?You could argue that Lightning didn't know any better and spitfires inadequate training led to the disaster.But Rainbow Dash knew better, so if anything she could get in trouble for letting it happen when she knew it was a horrible idea.
>you will never
>>33844111>ywn rub her fuzzy ears
This mare gives me such a big boner just thinking about her sexy, toned ass. Fuck.
>>33821010I must be getting more observant in my old age. It only took 8 days to realize I missed part of the watermark there.
>ywn be dominated by a military mare
>>33846394This mare gives me such a heart boner just thinking about her cute, fluffy ears
>>33847465How does that work? Drill routines during dinner and in the bed?
>>33847409God she's such a cutie. I'd love to just scoop her up and rub that belly relentlessly.
I've been looking to get myself a Spitfire hat, Spitfire cutie mark on it, you know. Problem being all the sites selling custom hats have a limited selection of actual hat colors & none I've found are close enough to her coat color. And all the ones that do custom color only sell in massive batches.
>>33852142Have you tried etsy or something similar? There's bound to be someone that can make what you're looking for.
>>33854503>"VERY funny Anonymous.""You looked a little hot there spits, thought I would help cool you off.">"I see... y'know you're looking a little hot yourself, I suppose I should return the favor.""That's not necessary.">"Oh but I /insist/ Anon, what kind of mare would I be if I didn't repay my debts?""Y-you don't have a bucket though, w-why are you picking me up?">"Oh you'll see in a moment... I've always loved the smell of the ocean."
>>33854518>YWN passive-aggressively flirt with Spitfire.Man, all that wasted potential.
Bump for Spitfire.
>>33857335I hope she digs nerds.
>>33857348Sorry lad, chads only
>>33820983Ey mate if you're still waiting he seems to have started posting the story.
>>33865783I've never really liked this bionicles meme
RIP, Niki Lauda
>>33833484I want to believe this.
>>33868468I like seeing Spitfire smiling, I wish we could see that more in her appearances with the wonderbolts.
>>33879727>ywn bury your face in Spitfire's sweaty wingpits
>>33879786Truly a fate worse than death
>>33833484this.they ruined her.
>>33854518Until that last line, I thought that mare was about to piss on anon
>>33811491Does she still fly? She's older than Dash.
>>33886630Of course she flies, she's their leader. It's kinda hard to guess her age though.
>>33886630Ponies don't die.
Went to the Indy 500 over the weekendShe would love that shit
>>33890182>Ywn take spitfire to various motorsport events and drink overpriced beer to the sound of roaring engines and her cheering and wooping.
>>33888952>Ponies don't die.Are you sure about that?
>>33891849Yes. They go away, but they don't die.
>>33893110But they get forcefully transformed into shooting stars! How is that a better fate?
Summer on Fire is still the best Spitfire green
>>33879786y u do this anon.
Do pegasi do a duck face?
>>33906818>Ywn be concussed by spitfire's massive winking clitI'm not even a macro fag but this still saddens me
>>33910441>I'm not even a macro fagI might have some news for you anon
>>33833484It was all caused by airponies failing to wear the appropriate PPE, not a single one had their reflective belts on. Case closed colonel. I recommend we change the wing down day to a safety training day and have them all take the CBRNE CBT again.
thoughts on not spitfire?
>>33913509Glad to see her broken wing has healed properly after Storm King's attack.
>>33913509She doesn't look quite as hot as Spitfire. Most likely because of her monochromatic mane. Still cute though.
>>33913516That pic is from rarity investigates, so before the attack>tfw her wing may have never properly healed after the attack and her career and passion may have been ruined
>>33913525Nah, she's alright. She was flying in S8 and in 9x13.
>>33914062Admit it, you would bump that rump.
>>33811491Make a abckground ponies general.
Hey, this thread's been up for a month today. I'm surprised that at least 72 anons give enough of a shit about Spit to post in this thread. So thanks, I guess
>>33915508Well a gorgeous pony like her deserves attention.
>>33916222>Swedish SpitfireThis meme was ruiney by terminal stage political correctness. Unfortunately.
>>33917243is the right one based on an existing pic or is that completly OC?
>>33917243Instructions unclear, dick stuck in Spitfire
>>33918383sounds like a good end result
>>33811491If you make her wet, do you extinguish or feed the fire?
bump for firehorse
Comfy reading: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/362333/sunset
I ship Spitfire with Rainbow Dash.
>>33926923>I shipYou are gay.
>>33925168That was pretty comfy. Thanks.
>>33927082"Nah" am straight I just like shipping them.
I wonder how many stalkers Spitfire has, considering how popular and well known through out Equestria she is?
>>33811491I found the EQG version of her.
Spitty, such a sexy, powerful mare
>>33931753Baron Engel has a very unique anatomy style.
>>33933266He has a weird and distinct style in general
>>33811491I want Spitfire to corner me in the locker room and bully me.
>>33811556The writers could make a backstory for the Wonderbolts, but instead it's Starlight. Again.
>>33938071I can never decide if I like dimwit or not.
>>33938846Now I don't know jackshit about art,but I can't even hope to describe dim's style. I can only say it sits very close to the uncanny area. Feels like a dream, but not the most beautiful and peaceful.
>>33941595Will she keep her drilling voice in her marriage?
>>33941718she'll yell at your dick
>>33943676>"You call THAT erect? I've seen teats harder than you on a back alley whorse in the west end of Fillydelphia!"
page 10 bump
>>33943768>in the west end of Fillydelphia!"born and raised?
>she didin't make the cut
>>33952132Maybe she is still in reserve?