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What would be your special talent of you were a pony?
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>>33802669
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>>33802669
A noose.
Getting to Equestria was my biggest accomplishment.
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>>33802669
>your special talent
None.
I don't have it.
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>>33802669
flying :^)
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>>33802669
Probably being useful as a royal guard.
Will be happy and satisfied in life if i got issued a mare guard.
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Making shitty maps
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>>33802669
being a failure
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>>33802669
Little fillies.
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>>33802669
Drinking alcohol and passing out
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Is chronic masturbation a special talent
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>>33802669
starting things, but never finishing them
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Sniffing mares butts
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>>33802744
Find someone that only finishes things and rule the world
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>>33802669
Is disappointing my family a special talent? I'm very good at it
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>>33802669
I might have a knack for math and drawing that I've yet to realize. I am a decent writer as of right now, I think.
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>>33802669
Loving my waifu even though everyone else is mean about it
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Guarding? Being actual emotional support? GMing? If you know my talent out of all I've done, I'd really appreciate it if you told me.
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>>33802674
My greatest accomplishment is not being you
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>>33802669
explaining things in too much detail and being a know it all thats to lazy to study for the things i actually need to study for
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An exclamation point. Speaking, acting, writing, all these things got me my career.
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>>33802747
This
Also pretending to know about things but not really
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>>33802669
Writing I guess. I don't write too much, but I do write some good poetry. Dunno what my qt mark would be. Some scroll and quill I suppose. It figures that I'd say that but not be creative enough to figure out a good design. I'm not very visually inclined at all.
>>33802671
Looks like Loy or Lou.
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>>33802669
Being patriotic about my beliefs
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>>33802669
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>>33802715
kek

>>33802741
>>33802744
this

>>33802913
you have my respect
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Video game controller.
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>>33803362
Never seen that one before.
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>>33802669
I like to act, its fairly simple
Its either that or a target, I seem to have a talent for shooting
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>>33802669
Lying about everything about me
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>>33802669
Being fucking ecstatic about being a pony. Goddamn I would give anything.
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>>33803398
Mine would be a musical note.
now ask me if I play an instrument, I dare you
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Shame there's no computers or presumably 3D software to use.
Maybe I'd specialize in extra-dimensional magic or something.
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Artist. Cutiemark would be like a paintbrush/pallette or a pencil.
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>>33802704
Cartography is a perfectly respectable pony talent.
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>>33802669
I'd probably just be a blank flank forever, I'd probably be some sort of freak show attraction as some sort of "worlds oldest blank flank"
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>>33803118
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>>33802669
N/A
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I wouldn’t even be a pony I’d be something shitty like a donkey.
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>>33802669
the law.
because I'm a lawyer.
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im not good at anything in special... but im good at several things
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>>33802669
> dunno what what iam good at or interested in
>this is the only reason why you never made an oc
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>>33802669
pretending to be smart.
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>>33802669
Raping ponies. I would have a special cutie mark that changed into an image of me raping whatever pony I was about to rape next. I would follow them to a secluded spot and get their attention, and then say "Hey, want to see my cutie mark?" And then they would look, and they would see, and they would comprehend, but it would be too late, far, far too late, for them to do anything about it.

The best part is, whenever a pony tried to accuse me, I would be exculpated every time, even if I got caught. Why? Because a cutie mark is a unique and unchangeable identifier of each and every pony, and Equestrian law courts would doubtlessly take that into account when hearing testimony. If a pony described my cutie mark as an image of her being raped by me, all I would have to do is present my cutie mark, and they would all plainly see that it clearly depicted me raping an entirely different pony, a pony that hadn't even been raped. Yet.
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>>33802744
Finbarr Calamitous, is that you?
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>A Jack of Spades.
Not really good at anything in particular, but great at picking stuff up and being eh at it.
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>>33802752
underrated and based
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well that's a hard question
I wouldn't be a futureless degenerate if I had been born a pony, so who knows what the fuck I'd end up wanting to do

if we're talking about the good old anon goes to horseland and becomes a horsie then a pile of bits
ponies are way too nice and too naive not to manipulate
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>>33803348
kek
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>>33804007
oy, nice
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>>33804356
>drugs inc
>he's black
well shhhhiiiiiiiiieeeeeettt
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Cart-Driving

I work in the transportation industry and am damn good at what I do
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Drawing.
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>>33804689
hot
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>>33804695
Thanks.
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>>33802669
MSPonyAdventures when?
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>>33804879
A grown men stands in the middle of colorful meadow, he just woke up from a slumber that felt like it would never end. The scenery is familiar to him, but he isn't fully aware of his location yet. What will the name of this grown men be?
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>>33805299
Thundercock, the orifice destroyer
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>>33805299
Sunset Shimmer
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>>33805299
Anon
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>>33805327
>>33805338
>>33805372
You don't remember you real name, you think about new names that represent what you like the most, horse and fucking. Though since you look like the anonymous from your favorite website you settle with "Anon".
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>>33802669
Shitposting
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>>33802669
drinking and masturbating
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>>33805403
Proceed to pull a branch off that nearby tree and gnaw on it.
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>>33805445
Despite the plastic look of the world, the branch still feels like your usual tree.
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>>33805510
Yes, this is a real branch that tastes like real wood.
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>>33805514
further assess the situation
what are the surroundings like, any buildings or trace of civilization anywhere?
what's the sky like, only one sun? is this our world?
pinch arm to make sure we're awake as well
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>>33805572
You pinch your cheek hard, the pain is real. The sun warms your green skin, despite looking fake as fuck, the sky got a few clouds but they look inoffensive enough.
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>>33805635
You look around and an unusual color catches your eyes, it that a pink fence? It immediately reminds you of ponyville, could it be?
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>>33805644
Watch from behind the tree. Hide when somebody notices you.
You can't get me to spell somepony.
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>>33805644
Pick out a larger branch to use as a makeshift club and investigate.
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>>33805662
this but instead never break eye contact. stare at them.
stare into them.
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>>33805644
only one way to make sure, scream her name three times and see if she appears
PINKIE PIE
PINKIE PIE
PINKIE PIE
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>>33805677
You decided to arm yourself, you never know when danger will strike. You equip the THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER. Oh you also have an intangible inventory system, that's nice.
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>>33805662
You carefully peek behind a tree and yeah this is pon..
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>>33805756
Oh god..
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>>33805761
SWEET CELETESTIA TO ACTUALLY MADE IT TO EQUESTRIA THIS IS PONYVILLE
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>>33805765
Introduce yourself as an ambassador of the CIS
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>>33805765
or have I?
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>>33805765
find waifu and tell her you love her
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>>33805765
Remember what happened to the man who tried to christianize the most isolated tribe on Earth and got killed by a teenager.
Make a telescope out of another branch and watch them through it.
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>>33805781
>>33805718
All sorts of ideas rush through your head, but nobody seems around, or at least NOPONY is around (hehe). It's unusually quiet.
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>>33805790
Use your gorilla strength to kick down the nearest door
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>>33805790
Retrieve board with nail in it from door.
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>>33805790
Oh no, we're too late! It's the post-pony apocalyptic Equestria.
Run!
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>>33805790
peek inside house
also >>33805718
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>>33805790
>tfw you get to Equestria in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
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>>33805718
>inb4 she can't understand you because it's like LotR and their names are translations from their own language you can't speak
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>>33805803
zombies are gay.
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>>33805790
Give the traditional greeting screech in an attempt to calm and ponies around
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>>33805718
You call PINKIE PIE 3 times, she'll never let a new guy in town alone, but no answer.
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>>33805796
You attempt to remove the wooden boards blocking the house, but it appears your years spent in front of a computer didn't help you get fit.
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>>33802669
Being very good at social subjects, like philosophy and psychology, but being a dense retard at anything related to math.
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>>33805940
Furiously clopping everyday did help though.
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>>33805798
Hello? you say.

(also pretend the boards are removed in panel 007C i fucked up)
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>>33805949
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>>33805949
You cleary didn't need to pull the boards because the door opens to the inside.
Ponies are silly.
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>>33805952
OH SHIT
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>>33805952
Check the rest of the house
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>>33805952
What the fuck
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>>33805952
>rape
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>>33805952
Resist the irresistable urge to huge the sad pony. There has to be a reason she's chained up.
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>>33805952
do >>33805957
check if there's anything else around the house, if alone then ask her if she's okay/try to see if she understands english
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>>33805952
Pet the pony
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>>33804387
based and rapepilled
nice pic by the way, is that a crop of twlight's?
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>>33805987
>based and X-pilled
Go back to red.dit, incel.
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>>33805957
>>33805964
You try to ignore the pony chained in the room. You don't see anything interesting aside from Derpy and a few empty bottles here and there. It smells awfully strong in there too.
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>>33806111
Derpy fails to ignore you. She's not looking her best.
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>>33805964
>to hug*
Fug.
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>>33806111
try to free her
make sure you're not frightening her, give her all the headpats and earscratches she could need
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>>33806117
Poke the pone
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>30 years old blank flank
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>>33806111
don't look now, but there's something beind (you)
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>>33806138
Be the religious fundamentalist with a body of steel and matching guns.
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>>33806117
That Derpy is locking onto us.
Pull out THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER just in case she might make a move.
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>>33802669
Helping others see their self-worth and feel good about themselves. I'd be a counselor poner.
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>>33806117
>Wait, anon! Those eyes...
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>too afraid to loook up because spotting it will make it come crash down on you and you dead.
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>>33802669

>tfw would probably still be a blank flank
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>>33806131
>>33806132
You think of many ways to reassure her but you have no idea what would be the right way. You should have browsed /an/ more often.
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>>33806841
>>33806138
Behind you?
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>>33807066
IMP-ANON: YOU FUCKER BETTER KEEP YOUR HANDS OF MY SLAVE WAIFU.
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>>33807071
You miserably drop on the floor after receiving the biggest kick in your face in your life, dropping half your health status
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>>33807075
FIGHT
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>>33807075
Bring out the thunder.
THUNDERWOOD!
Maybe if you hit him hard enough the implet will lose all his health or at least his consciousness.
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>>33807075
>>33807095
no time to fuck around, use thunderwood to bash his balls in
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>>33807082
>>33807095
You bring out THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER and get ready to fight. Your adversary appears to not have any weapon.
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>>33807146
You smack him in the face as fast as possible
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>>33807148
MORE SMACK
HIT HIM AGAIN
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>>33807148
A favorable hit, he drops unconscious on the floor. Looks like your HORSEPOWER was far above his.
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>>33807153
Search his ass for keys for Derpys chain.
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>>33807157
You find in his pockets a key.
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>>33807163
Call him a loser and make fun of his hair, then while he's incapacitated by sadness and unable to alert others go and free and pet the horse
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>>33807166
This and take his shades.
He takes our health we take his shades.
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>>33807163
no wait, don't do that yet!
you have to tie him up somehow, he's only unconscious, can't spend too much time on the horse right now
also find something to gag him in case he starts screeching to call other imps
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>>33807169
We could just use the chain so helping the pone first it top priority.
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>>33807170
You successfully free the pony
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>>33807228
Then you lock the weirdo, he's still unconscious.
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>>33807232
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>>33807232
DERPY: T-Thank you, sir...
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>>33807241
gag the fag, and then ask derpy wtf happened and if she knows if there's more of them out there
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>>33807241
>>33807247
Yeah, could just use his shirt or a piece of his pants.
After we ask what happened and if there's more, ask if there's anywhere safe for her to go. Maybe send her out to go get help or something? She probably isn't at peak strength right now so having her fight with us might not be the best idea.
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>>33807295
we can't risk losing her, unless they caught every pegasi by surprise, we can assume they have some way to capture them mid flight
if there's more of them out there, she should barricade herself in while we start investigating the other houses one after the other and free more ponies and send them to her

but that's only after knowing what happened and interrogating the fag
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>>33807298
I would think that barricading herself in would just trap her.
Say we don't manage to defeat all the other possible Anons, Derpy is trapped and there's no chance of rescue.
We could send her off, even if she gets recaptured their focus will be on her and it'll give us time to rescue another pony and if there's anything Payday 2 taught me it's that if enough hostages make a break you can't catch them all.
So unless this nerd solo'd all of Ponyville I doubt we'll be able to take on all the other Anons we'll encounter and the least we could do is have some hope of cavalry arriving.

But yeah interrogation is an order and looking around for a way out in case we get caught would be a good idea.
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>>33807303
we're the main character/hero, silly
we can't lose
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>>33807241
>Whats going on in this thread
>got a feeling imp-anon is just some anon from the slave pony threads
>keked
You're doing gods work anon, this thread is a good thread
added to thread watcher
based
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Questions and planning come to you, but you want to keep the pony safe from whatever happened to this place. You ask for a quick explanation from Derpy.
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>>33807467
DERPY: Well, weirds things was happening after Twilight and her friends defeated a big evil goat. Green creatures like you started appearing around ponyville. I saw one of them coming out of a strange hole once. T-they were nice but some of them were t-threatening Twilight because they wanted to rule the kingdom and become ponies. Other spent their time harassing certain ponies, they said they were "claiming Why fues". But they never stopped appearing and there was more and more and... and..
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>>33807472
Derpy breaks into tears.
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>>33807476
Well, looks like anon finally got to equestria like he wanted, too bad he has to share it with the other degenerates. So what's the plan now?
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>>33807480
Kill any anon that isn't you
After petting pony, that is
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>>33807480
New goal: Find all the good Anons, team up, and then kick the degenerates' asses.
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>>33807163
anon said search his ass. HIS ASS.
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>>33807480
Well that stick we grabbed from the tree came in hand. Should probably look for weapons or something. Who knows how long these anons have been here. Walk around spawn with nothing you gonna get wrekd
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Wash your hands. His clothes must've been dirty.
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>>33807480
become the new ruler supreme, of course
ask her if she knows what happened to the mane girls, we have to make ourselves some powerful allies first and foremost
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>>33807480
become a vigilante and arrest any suspicious anons and explain to twilight the degeneracy of your world so she agrees to your intentions
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>>33807480
>>33807487
>>33807512
>>33807525
>>33807572
>>33807577
Start the anonymous judgeiciary system
Become the first street judge, jury and executioner
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>>33807480
Long term plans aside, Anon needs to hug Derpy. Protect her smile.
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>>33807755
Hug the fuck out of that derphoers. She needs to smile.
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>>33807480
After hugging the horse teach her how to soccer
SAFEST HOOVES
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>>33807480
Search the Boutique for dresses and go trap mode.
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bump
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>>33802669
Procrastination
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>>33807480
>>33807755
>>33807819
This. She may be afraid when we step closer but you gotta comfort her somehow.
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>>33808816
Also, assure her that we'll fix the situation. Calm her down the best we can.
Would it be a good idea if she came along? Four eyes see more than two, we don't want to be ambushed again.
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>>33807480
Genocide of all the other anons.
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this is a good thread
I like it
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>>33807487
>>33807607
>>33808989
Is -murder- really what we want to show ponies is our special talent?
I think capturing them alive would suffice.
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>>33809859
they raped the horse, they get the rope
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>>33809870
kekked
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>>33809859
niggers got lynched for less. this isn't anon we're dealing with, it's rogue nigger faggot anons in opposition to based anon (You). we better start finding trees and rope.
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>>33809859
>Rapists who enslaved a literal divine holy race deserve to live
If it were the middle ages they'd be tied to a wheel and beaten to death, shins up. A rope is merciful
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As cliche as it sounds, music for sure. It's the only thing I've ever been decently successful with. Not like having my music on the radio levels of successful, but I've gotten to open for lots of my favorite bands, work with some super talented people, and was even endorsed for a while.
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>>33809859
he's right.
we ought to enslave them.
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>>33810403
Slavery it is.
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>>33804879
>this post started it
Nice.
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>>33807480
pls don't be dead
we love u msanon
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>>33807480
The Evil Anons must be stop, they must not be allowed to taint this magical land with their disgusting sins, find other like minded Anons and bring THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER to the wicked.

Create the Sacred Order of Crusading Anons.
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>>33802669
trying to be as much as a chad as Zephir Breeze but giving up half way and sabotaging yourself
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>>33802669
I'm bretty good with hunting and shit.
Id be the kingpin of the meat black market
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>theoretical physicist
My cutie mark would represent some fundamental physical model or diagram that nobody understands. More realistically, it'd just be an abacus or an atom.
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>>33802669
Software development and system administration
I'm pretty boring but at least I enjoy my work
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>>33805952
>rape
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MSPaintAnon, please come back.
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>>33802669
Self-loathing.
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>>33814564
Look at Nick Papagiorgio over here
He's in the software business, with all the software
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After gathering your thoughts, you decide you become the JUDGE, you goal is to PURIFY EQUESTRIA from the DEGENERATES' SINS. You'll try to avoid killing them and send them back where they came from instead, but no promises.
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>>33815363
Also you hug Derpy, you left her sad long enough.
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>>33805771
> embasador of something gay like a CIS when you could be the embassador of the CSI. *sunglasses on* YEAh
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>>33815441
Why don't we ALL do this?
It's not like they know or knew who we were here on Earth.
>The first Anonpone steps foward grinning smugly
>"How do you, I'm Richie Cunningham."
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>>33807146
nice it seems we defeated the worst of the anon faggots. the one they call foreskin ninja digibro. From here on we shalt proceed to bring holy retribution to this land
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>>33815365
Time to save Equestria! Let's go out and check on the other ponies with Derpy.
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>>33815363
>>33815365
>Judge
What ARE Pony law tho, I doubt they have to deal with serial killers, kidnappers and "minority" street gangs every day.

On the other hand, If banishing people is good enough for celestia, I guess it's good enough for a well intentionned Anon.
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>>33815365
based
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>>33815365
Ask her if she wants to stay or go get help, then let's figure out who to save first.
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>>33815365
Best post
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>>33815363
They will learn to fear our gavel, THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER.
>>33815365
Awww

Now let's go breach and clear another house.
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Bump
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>>33803689
>plane handles
it does make for a more readable cm though

>>33804689
Mine would be drawing too but I'd rather be a Birb
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>>33803689
Magic already is 4D. See: Time travel.
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>>33816112
DERPY: Yes i would like to go outside and, maybe stay with you. I don't want to be here anymore.

Poor little pony, good thing you checked the house, she's now safe with you.
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>>33819154
You open the door and let Derpy out first.
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>>33819161
A darker color behind derpy's flank catches your eyes, it's...
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>>33819165
Oh no, fuck
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>>33819170
Quickly, Look away Anon, this is not appropriate!
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>>33819170
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>>33819193
or at least put sun glasses on, so nobody notice you're staring.
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>>33819170
All the raping makes sense now
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>>33819170
>>33819199
Yeah go grab that clobbered anons shades.
Through discipline we will prevail.
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>>33819330
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>>33819170
WEW. Spoiler it.
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>>33809859
Kill them all. Let God sort em out.
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>>33819170
Crotchboobs when
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Self loathing
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>>33819193
>she notices
>doesn't care
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>>33804689
That's a nice pair of nuts! Have you ever drawn ballbusting?
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>>33804689
>>33822014
Delete these.
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>>33819170
Oh my.
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>>33819170
Just contain it for fucks sake anon
You can't go and have sex with a horse that you freed from being a sex slave thirty seconds ago!

Let's stick to the plan, somewhat, and free more ponies first and foremost
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>>33823613
this guy is a good guy. i stand by his decision. Ours is a sacred war. Lets turn those green fuckers into red fuckers!
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>>33802704
>fellow GIS bro
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>>33802669
Arbitration.
I'm pretty good at calming people down and getting them to the bargaining table.
Not sure what symbol that would be though
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>>33802669
Being lazy and doing nothing, but being cute while doing so because I'm a pony.
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>>33819170
Keep your shit together, anon. Once you've saved the pones you'll get all the puss you could ever want. Right now you've got justice to bring.
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bump
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just peek a little, we have work to do
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>>33819170
Resist! How do you think the other Anons had fallen? Finish what you started first before hunting for poni puss.
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bumping while we wait for mspaintanon to return
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>>33828123
Thanks, Anon. Mind if I help too?
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MSPAINTANON HAS ABANDONED US.
PANICK.
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>>33829222
AAAAAAAA
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bump
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The other anons got to him. He killed
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mspaintanon! Come back!
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>>33815363
lets murder or banish if we can
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Let our purifying fire cleanse this world of the degenerate threat.

>>33819154
We must attempt to find other Anons willing to join our cause. If all of Ponyville has already been subjugated, Canterlot may have fallen as well.
The enemy is everywhere.

Once our work is done, we may have to leave this paradise. Perhaps it was never our place to be here.
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morning bump. Day 6 without a word from mspaintanon.
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>inb4 OP doesn't deliver
ya'll should know by now that OP never delivers
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>>33837494
I'm sure he's just taking a bathroom break
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Dunno I'm pretty good at not killing myself or others for all the bad luck I get. So my special talent is restraint I guess and a heart attack in my late 20s I guess.
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I take it the curse struck OP?
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He just needs another prompt:
Look out for other suspicious houses.
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>>33823685
I should mention that I'm actually just a GIS Technician. My supervisor is the analyst, but the graphic still holds true. I spend all my time making shitty maps, changing the ink in the plotter, and fixing people's jacked up .mxds (>mfw there's always that one person who imports datasets in WGS84 into an mxd whose dataframe is set to NAD83 and still asks why he's getting transformation errors). Sometimes I get to go out into the field with the Zephyr 2 and the Trimble gear though, so there's that.
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ohno anon succumbed to derpy's derp puss
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>>33840551
Nah, I think it's just one of many CYOA curses.
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bedtime bump
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>>33841133
boomp
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one last bump. If mspaintanon returns, he can make a new thread to continue the story in.
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>>33842018
He can, but will he?
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>>33840486
I understoof the first half.
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>>33842821
Would he?
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>>33843965
would he?
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>>33845418
would i?
But seriously, sorry for the lack of updates, i don't have the time anymore to take care of the adventure, it was just a fun thing to do during a free day. If i ever come back to it i'll make a thread about it, maybe during summer but no promises.
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>>33845479
why must it always be this way
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>>33845479
No good things for us.
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>>33845479
thanks lots for the fun so far
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>>33845507

Life will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it
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>>33802669
being gay
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>>33802912
This is incorrect, egyptians were blonde nordic aryans
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>>33845479
its like this always why must my heart ache so
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>be drawfag
>decet at drawing
>but shit at doing fast as fuark shit like this

Wish i could pick it up for the busy drawfag but it would probably be three pics a evening I have time to do it
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>>33845479
Okay.
RIP.
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We need an anon in Equestria battle royal / dating sim game where you fuck horses and defend them from other anons. Maybe some kind of cutie mark power absorption system like Kirby, but you get it from pony puss
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>>33846104
Do it.
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>>33846104
There are QMs that do less than that, so you'd be good on the art side of things.
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>>33846479
>>33846496

Well, I figure... but would the originall artfag be okay with it? I wouldnt want to hijack something he actually wants to continue in a few months
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>>33846690
Make a "meanwhile" side quest story with an Anon #2?

There's ways to elaborate a story without hijacking
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>>33846729
That's taken as a given. Hijacking is peeving.
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bedtime bump
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>>33846690
original drawfag here, yeah you can go ahead and make a spinoff story i don't mind
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>>33846104
JUST
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>>33802669
Heavy drinking. Cheers!
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I would have a swastika cutie mark
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>>33847698
Hinduist?
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>>33848353
What's that?
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>>33848768
Hinduists paint a swastika everywhere. If it's for yourself it's left-leaning, if it's for everyone it's right-leaning. Sometimes it's dotted, sometimes it's curvy or edgy.
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As I am right now? Fucking nothing because I was never motivated to pursue interests or talents, and now Im to old to be good at anything, I have to try various things and fail at them because of old age.

Now provided I was born in Equestria and urged as a colt to pursue interests and talents, probably something involving music or carpentry. Or teaching, thats just guessing based on what I think I could've been good at.
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>>33804323
Making an OC doesn't have to always just be you as a pony.
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>>33850352
>probably something involving music or carpentry. Or teaching, thats just guessing based on what I think I could've been good at.
You literally just answered what you're good at.
Just because it's you're talent doesn't mean you'll like it
it just means what you're good at
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>>33802669
Drawing
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Bump
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>>33850169
The ss logo will do as well I guess...
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>>33851537
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>>33852739
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>>33851772
Nope. The SS logo was based on Germanic runes and was an ancient writing system used for magical purposes. The S stands for the sun but has been called victory (Sieg in German) instead. The swastika is an ancient Hinduist symbol and is practically found all over the world. Hitler was Gandhi's best friend.
In pony words, pony Gandhi would have Aryanne as his, or her, best friend.
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>>33845479
Shameful display.
At least upload your name on DB.
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>>33802669
Definitely something useless
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>>33804689
You have a handle on Derpi by any chance?
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>>33854655
M8, that image is like 2 years old so I don't think that Anon is the artist. He's not on Derpi either. https://e621.net/post/show/1180233
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>>33802669
heavy drinking
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>>33845479
thanks for the ride anon
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>>33854668
I fail to understand how you came to assume the guy wasn't the artist, I mean, he even added his handle into the pics' name

Because he posted a pic from two years ago?
That's it?
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>>33802669
being a complete and utter faggot
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>>33802669
answering pointless questions, that have no point to exist
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>>33854726
Have you never seen a Furaffinity filename before? Wew. Here's another one with a similar filename and you could easily say that you did a thing and most people would believe you if they don't bother looking into it.
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>>33855642
There could be a dozen reasons why he copied the link from his FA account to here, senpai
It's a two years old pic so maybe he doesn't have it on his HDD anymore, or maybe he didn't feel like spending ten minutes going through the thousands of drawings he's got to find it, or maybe he's posting from his phone or from someplace else

Do you happen to do that often, go in random threads and claim you drew something you never did for no reason whatsoever? Why?
You're anonymous anyways, so why?
What kind of mentality lead you to think that way?
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Is no one planning to deliver? Is it time to let the thread die?
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>>33856811
One more bump from me and then I'll let the other Anons decide.
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I'll give until the end of Sunday.
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>>33860287
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>>33845479
Fuck, it has been entertaining so far. Do hope that you eventually come back to continue it.
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>homosuck



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