What would be your special talent of you were a pony?
>>33802669A noose.Getting to Equestria was my biggest accomplishment.
>>33802669>your special talentNone.I don't have it.
>>33802669Probably being useful as a royal guard.Will be happy and satisfied in life if i got issued a mare guard.
Making shitty maps
>>33802669being a failure
>>33802669Drinking alcohol and passing out
Is chronic masturbation a special talent
>>33802669starting things, but never finishing them
Sniffing mares butts
>>33802744Find someone that only finishes things and rule the world
>>33802669Is disappointing my family a special talent? I'm very good at it
>>33802669I might have a knack for math and drawing that I've yet to realize. I am a decent writer as of right now, I think.
>>33802669Loving my waifu even though everyone else is mean about it
Guarding? Being actual emotional support? GMing? If you know my talent out of all I've done, I'd really appreciate it if you told me.
>>33802674My greatest accomplishment is not being you
>>33802669explaining things in too much detail and being a know it all thats to lazy to study for the things i actually need to study for
An exclamation point. Speaking, acting, writing, all these things got me my career.
>>33802747ThisAlso pretending to know about things but not really
>>33802669Writing I guess. I don't write too much, but I do write some good poetry. Dunno what my qt mark would be. Some scroll and quill I suppose. It figures that I'd say that but not be creative enough to figure out a good design. I'm not very visually inclined at all.>>33802671Looks like Loy or Lou.
>>33802669Being patriotic about my beliefs
>>33802715kek>>33802741>>33802744this>>33802913you have my respect
Video game controller.
>>33803362Never seen that one before.
>>33802669I like to act, its fairly simpleIts either that or a target, I seem to have a talent for shooting
>>33802669Lying about everything about me
>>33802669Being fucking ecstatic about being a pony. Goddamn I would give anything.
>>33803398Mine would be a musical note.now ask me if I play an instrument, I dare you
Shame there's no computers or presumably 3D software to use.Maybe I'd specialize in extra-dimensional magic or something.
Artist. Cutiemark would be like a paintbrush/pallette or a pencil.
>>33802704Cartography is a perfectly respectable pony talent.
>>33802669I'd probably just be a blank flank forever, I'd probably be some sort of freak show attraction as some sort of "worlds oldest blank flank"
I wouldn’t even be a pony I’d be something shitty like a donkey.
>>33802669the law.because I'm a lawyer.
im not good at anything in special... but im good at several things
>>33802669> dunno what what iam good at or interested in>this is the only reason why you never made an oc
>>33802669pretending to be smart.
>>33802669Raping ponies. I would have a special cutie mark that changed into an image of me raping whatever pony I was about to rape next. I would follow them to a secluded spot and get their attention, and then say "Hey, want to see my cutie mark?" And then they would look, and they would see, and they would comprehend, but it would be too late, far, far too late, for them to do anything about it.The best part is, whenever a pony tried to accuse me, I would be exculpated every time, even if I got caught. Why? Because a cutie mark is a unique and unchangeable identifier of each and every pony, and Equestrian law courts would doubtlessly take that into account when hearing testimony. If a pony described my cutie mark as an image of her being raped by me, all I would have to do is present my cutie mark, and they would all plainly see that it clearly depicted me raping an entirely different pony, a pony that hadn't even been raped. Yet.
>>33802744Finbarr Calamitous, is that you?
>A Jack of Spades.Not really good at anything in particular, but great at picking stuff up and being eh at it.
>>33802752underrated and based
well that's a hard questionI wouldn't be a futureless degenerate if I had been born a pony, so who knows what the fuck I'd end up wanting to do if we're talking about the good old anon goes to horseland and becomes a horsie then a pile of bitsponies are way too nice and too naive not to manipulate
>>33804356>drugs inc>he's blackwell shhhhiiiiiiiiieeeeeettt
Cart-Driving I work in the transportation industry and am damn good at what I do
>>33804879A grown men stands in the middle of colorful meadow, he just woke up from a slumber that felt like it would never end. The scenery is familiar to him, but he isn't fully aware of his location yet. What will the name of this grown men be?
>>33805299Thundercock, the orifice destroyer
>>33805327>>33805338>>33805372You don't remember you real name, you think about new names that represent what you like the most, horse and fucking. Though since you look like the anonymous from your favorite website you settle with "Anon".
>>33802669drinking and masturbating
>>33805403Proceed to pull a branch off that nearby tree and gnaw on it.
>>33805445Despite the plastic look of the world, the branch still feels like your usual tree.
>>33805510Yes, this is a real branch that tastes like real wood.
>>33805514further assess the situationwhat are the surroundings like, any buildings or trace of civilization anywhere?what's the sky like, only one sun? is this our world?pinch arm to make sure we're awake as well
>>33805572You pinch your cheek hard, the pain is real. The sun warms your green skin, despite looking fake as fuck, the sky got a few clouds but they look inoffensive enough.
>>33805635You look around and an unusual color catches your eyes, it that a pink fence? It immediately reminds you of ponyville, could it be?
>>33805644Watch from behind the tree. Hide when somebody notices you.You can't get me to spell somepony.
>>33805644Pick out a larger branch to use as a makeshift club and investigate.
>>33805662this but instead never break eye contact. stare at them.stare into them.
>>33805644only one way to make sure, scream her name three times and see if she appearsPINKIE PIEPINKIE PIEPINKIE PIE
>>33805677You decided to arm yourself, you never know when danger will strike. You equip the THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER. Oh you also have an intangible inventory system, that's nice.
>>33805662You carefully peek behind a tree and yeah this is pon..
>>33805761SWEET CELETESTIA TO ACTUALLY MADE IT TO EQUESTRIA THIS IS PONYVILLE
>>33805765Introduce yourself as an ambassador of the CIS
>>33805765 or have I?
>>33805765find waifu and tell her you love her
>>33805765Remember what happened to the man who tried to christianize the most isolated tribe on Earth and got killed by a teenager.Make a telescope out of another branch and watch them through it.
>>33805781>>33805718All sorts of ideas rush through your head, but nobody seems around, or at least NOPONY is around (hehe). It's unusually quiet.
>>33805790Use your gorilla strength to kick down the nearest door
>>33805790Retrieve board with nail in it from door.
>>33805790Oh no, we're too late! It's the post-pony apocalyptic Equestria.Run!
>>33805790peek inside house also >>33805718
>>33805790>tfw you get to Equestria in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
>>33805718>inb4 she can't understand you because it's like LotR and their names are translations from their own language you can't speak
>>33805803zombies are gay.
>>33805790Give the traditional greeting screech in an attempt to calm and ponies around
>>33805718You call PINKIE PIE 3 times, she'll never let a new guy in town alone, but no answer.
>>33805796You attempt to remove the wooden boards blocking the house, but it appears your years spent in front of a computer didn't help you get fit.
>>33802669Being very good at social subjects, like philosophy and psychology, but being a dense retard at anything related to math.
>>33805940Furiously clopping everyday did help though.
>>33805798Hello? you say.(also pretend the boards are removed in panel 007C i fucked up)
>>33805949You cleary didn't need to pull the boards because the door opens to the inside.Ponies are silly.
>>33805952Check the rest of the house
>>33805952What the fuck
>>33805952Resist the irresistable urge to huge the sad pony. There has to be a reason she's chained up.
>>33805952do >>33805957check if there's anything else around the house, if alone then ask her if she's okay/try to see if she understands english
>>33805952Pet the pony
>>33804387based and rapepillednice pic by the way, is that a crop of twlight's?
>>33805987>based and X-pilledGo back to red.dit, incel.
>>33805957>>33805964You try to ignore the pony chained in the room. You don't see anything interesting aside from Derpy and a few empty bottles here and there. It smells awfully strong in there too.
>>33806111Derpy fails to ignore you. She's not looking her best.
>>33806111try to free hermake sure you're not frightening her, give her all the headpats and earscratches she could need
>>33806117Poke the pone
>30 years old blank flank
>>33806111don't look now, but there's something beind (you)
>>33806138Be the religious fundamentalist with a body of steel and matching guns.
>>33806117That Derpy is locking onto us.Pull out THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER just in case she might make a move.
>>33802669Helping others see their self-worth and feel good about themselves. I'd be a counselor poner.
>>33806117>Wait, anon! Those eyes...
>too afraid to loook up because spotting it will make it come crash down on you and you dead.
>>33802669>tfw would probably still be a blank flank
>>33806131>>33806132You think of many ways to reassure her but you have no idea what would be the right way. You should have browsed /an/ more often.
>>33807066IMP-ANON: YOU FUCKER BETTER KEEP YOUR HANDS OF MY SLAVE WAIFU.
>>33807071You miserably drop on the floor after receiving the biggest kick in your face in your life, dropping half your health status
>>33807075Bring out the thunder.THUNDERWOOD!Maybe if you hit him hard enough the implet will lose all his health or at least his consciousness.
>>33807075>>33807095no time to fuck around, use thunderwood to bash his balls in
>>33807082>>33807095You bring out THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER and get ready to fight. Your adversary appears to not have any weapon.
>>33807146You smack him in the face as fast as possible
>>33807148MORE SMACKHIT HIM AGAIN
>>33807148A favorable hit, he drops unconscious on the floor. Looks like your HORSEPOWER was far above his.
>>33807153Search his ass for keys for Derpys chain.
>>33807157You find in his pockets a key.
>>33807163Call him a loser and make fun of his hair, then while he's incapacitated by sadness and unable to alert others go and free and pet the horse
>>33807166This and take his shades.He takes our health we take his shades.
>>33807163no wait, don't do that yet!you have to tie him up somehow, he's only unconscious, can't spend too much time on the horse right nowalso find something to gag him in case he starts screeching to call other imps
>>33807169We could just use the chain so helping the pone first it top priority.
>>33807170You successfully free the pony
>>33807228Then you lock the weirdo, he's still unconscious.
>>33807232DERPY: T-Thank you, sir...
>>33807241gag the fag, and then ask derpy wtf happened and if she knows if there's more of them out there
>>33807241>>33807247Yeah, could just use his shirt or a piece of his pants.After we ask what happened and if there's more, ask if there's anywhere safe for her to go. Maybe send her out to go get help or something? She probably isn't at peak strength right now so having her fight with us might not be the best idea.
>>33807295we can't risk losing her, unless they caught every pegasi by surprise, we can assume they have some way to capture them mid flightif there's more of them out there, she should barricade herself in while we start investigating the other houses one after the other and free more ponies and send them to herbut that's only after knowing what happened and interrogating the fag
>>33807298I would think that barricading herself in would just trap her.Say we don't manage to defeat all the other possible Anons, Derpy is trapped and there's no chance of rescue.We could send her off, even if she gets recaptured their focus will be on her and it'll give us time to rescue another pony and if there's anything Payday 2 taught me it's that if enough hostages make a break you can't catch them all.So unless this nerd solo'd all of Ponyville I doubt we'll be able to take on all the other Anons we'll encounter and the least we could do is have some hope of cavalry arriving. But yeah interrogation is an order and looking around for a way out in case we get caught would be a good idea.
>>33807303we're the main character/hero, sillywe can't lose
>>33807241>Whats going on in this thread>got a feeling imp-anon is just some anon from the slave pony threads>kekedYou're doing gods work anon, this thread is a good threadadded to thread watcherbased
Questions and planning come to you, but you want to keep the pony safe from whatever happened to this place. You ask for a quick explanation from Derpy.
>>33807467DERPY: Well, weirds things was happening after Twilight and her friends defeated a big evil goat. Green creatures like you started appearing around ponyville. I saw one of them coming out of a strange hole once. T-they were nice but some of them were t-threatening Twilight because they wanted to rule the kingdom and become ponies. Other spent their time harassing certain ponies, they said they were "claiming Why fues". But they never stopped appearing and there was more and more and... and..
>>33807472Derpy breaks into tears.
>>33807476Well, looks like anon finally got to equestria like he wanted, too bad he has to share it with the other degenerates. So what's the plan now?
>>33807480Kill any anon that isn't youAfter petting pony, that is
>>33807480New goal: Find all the good Anons, team up, and then kick the degenerates' asses.
>>33807163anon said search his ass. HIS ASS.
>>33807480Well that stick we grabbed from the tree came in hand. Should probably look for weapons or something. Who knows how long these anons have been here. Walk around spawn with nothing you gonna get wrekd
Wash your hands. His clothes must've been dirty.
>>33807480become the new ruler supreme, of courseask her if she knows what happened to the mane girls, we have to make ourselves some powerful allies first and foremost
>>33807480become a vigilante and arrest any suspicious anons and explain to twilight the degeneracy of your world so she agrees to your intentions
>>33807480>>33807487>>33807512>>33807525>>33807572>>33807577Start the anonymous judgeiciary systemBecome the first street judge, jury and executioner
>>33807480Long term plans aside, Anon needs to hug Derpy. Protect her smile.
>>33807755Hug the fuck out of that derphoers. She needs to smile.
>>33807480After hugging the horse teach her how to soccerSAFEST HOOVES
>>33807480Search the Boutique for dresses and go trap mode.
>>33807480>>33807755>>33807819This. She may be afraid when we step closer but you gotta comfort her somehow.
>>33808816Also, assure her that we'll fix the situation. Calm her down the best we can.Would it be a good idea if she came along? Four eyes see more than two, we don't want to be ambushed again.
>>33807480Genocide of all the other anons.
this is a good threadI like it
>>33807487>>33807607>>33808989Is -murder- really what we want to show ponies is our special talent?I think capturing them alive would suffice.
>>33809859they raped the horse, they get the rope
>>33809859niggers got lynched for less. this isn't anon we're dealing with, it's rogue nigger faggot anons in opposition to based anon (You). we better start finding trees and rope.
>>33809859>Rapists who enslaved a literal divine holy race deserve to liveIf it were the middle ages they'd be tied to a wheel and beaten to death, shins up. A rope is merciful
As cliche as it sounds, music for sure. It's the only thing I've ever been decently successful with. Not like having my music on the radio levels of successful, but I've gotten to open for lots of my favorite bands, work with some super talented people, and was even endorsed for a while.
>>33809859he's right.we ought to enslave them.
>>33810403Slavery it is.
>>33804879>this post started itNice.
>>33807480pls don't be deadwe love u msanon
>>33807480The Evil Anons must be stop, they must not be allowed to taint this magical land with their disgusting sins, find other like minded Anons and bring THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER to the wicked.Create the Sacred Order of Crusading Anons.
>>33802669trying to be as much as a chad as Zephir Breeze but giving up half way and sabotaging yourself
>>33802669I'm bretty good with hunting and shit. Id be the kingpin of the meat black market
>theoretical physicistMy cutie mark would represent some fundamental physical model or diagram that nobody understands. More realistically, it'd just be an abacus or an atom.
>>33802669Software development and system administrationI'm pretty boring but at least I enjoy my work
MSPaintAnon, please come back.
>>33814564Look at Nick Papagiorgio over hereHe's in the software business, with all the software
After gathering your thoughts, you decide you become the JUDGE, you goal is to PURIFY EQUESTRIA from the DEGENERATES' SINS. You'll try to avoid killing them and send them back where they came from instead, but no promises.
>>33815363Also you hug Derpy, you left her sad long enough.
>>33805771> embasador of something gay like a CIS when you could be the embassador of the CSI. *sunglasses on* YEAh
>>33815441Why don't we ALL do this?It's not like they know or knew who we were here on Earth.>The first Anonpone steps foward grinning smugly>"How do you, I'm Richie Cunningham."
>>33807146nice it seems we defeated the worst of the anon faggots. the one they call foreskin ninja digibro. From here on we shalt proceed to bring holy retribution to this land
>>33815365Time to save Equestria! Let's go out and check on the other ponies with Derpy.
>>33815363>>33815365>JudgeWhat ARE Pony law tho, I doubt they have to deal with serial killers, kidnappers and "minority" street gangs every day.On the other hand, If banishing people is good enough for celestia, I guess it's good enough for a well intentionned Anon.
>>33815365Ask her if she wants to stay or go get help, then let's figure out who to save first.
>>33815363They will learn to fear our gavel, THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER.>>33815365AwwwNow let's go breach and clear another house.
>>33803689>plane handlesit does make for a more readable cm though>>33804689Mine would be drawing too but I'd rather be a Birb
>>33803689Magic already is 4D. See: Time travel.
>>33816112DERPY: Yes i would like to go outside and, maybe stay with you. I don't want to be here anymore.Poor little pony, good thing you checked the house, she's now safe with you.
>>33819154You open the door and let Derpy out first.
>>33819161A darker color behind derpy's flank catches your eyes, it's...
>>33819165Oh no, fuck
>>33819170Quickly, Look away Anon, this is not appropriate!
>>33819193or at least put sun glasses on, so nobody notice you're staring.
>>33819170All the raping makes sense now
>>33819170>>33819199Yeah go grab that clobbered anons shades.Through discipline we will prevail.
>>33819170WEW. Spoiler it.
>>33809859Kill them all. Let God sort em out.
>>33819193>she notices>doesn't care
>>33804689That's a nice pair of nuts! Have you ever drawn ballbusting?
>>33819170Just contain it for fucks sake anonYou can't go and have sex with a horse that you freed from being a sex slave thirty seconds ago!Let's stick to the plan, somewhat, and free more ponies first and foremost
>>33823613this guy is a good guy. i stand by his decision. Ours is a sacred war. Lets turn those green fuckers into red fuckers!
>>33802704>fellow GIS bro
>>33802669Arbitration. I'm pretty good at calming people down and getting them to the bargaining table.Not sure what symbol that would be though
>>33802669Being lazy and doing nothing, but being cute while doing so because I'm a pony.
>>33819170Keep your shit together, anon. Once you've saved the pones you'll get all the puss you could ever want. Right now you've got justice to bring.
just peek a little, we have work to do
>>33819170Resist! How do you think the other Anons had fallen? Finish what you started first before hunting for poni puss.
bumping while we wait for mspaintanon to return
>>33828123Thanks, Anon. Mind if I help too?
MSPAINTANON HAS ABANDONED US.PANICK.
The other anons got to him. He killed
mspaintanon! Come back!
>>33815363lets murder or banish if we can
Let our purifying fire cleanse this world of the degenerate threat.>>33819154We must attempt to find other Anons willing to join our cause. If all of Ponyville has already been subjugated, Canterlot may have fallen as well.The enemy is everywhere.Once our work is done, we may have to leave this paradise. Perhaps it was never our place to be here.
morning bump. Day 6 without a word from mspaintanon.
>inb4 OP doesn't deliverya'll should know by now that OP never delivers
>>33837494I'm sure he's just taking a bathroom break
Dunno I'm pretty good at not killing myself or others for all the bad luck I get. So my special talent is restraint I guess and a heart attack in my late 20s I guess.
I take it the curse struck OP?
He just needs another prompt:Look out for other suspicious houses.
>>33823685I should mention that I'm actually just a GIS Technician. My supervisor is the analyst, but the graphic still holds true. I spend all my time making shitty maps, changing the ink in the plotter, and fixing people's jacked up .mxds (>mfw there's always that one person who imports datasets in WGS84 into an mxd whose dataframe is set to NAD83 and still asks why he's getting transformation errors). Sometimes I get to go out into the field with the Zephyr 2 and the Trimble gear though, so there's that.
ohno anon succumbed to derpy's derp puss
>>33840551Nah, I think it's just one of many CYOA curses.
one last bump. If mspaintanon returns, he can make a new thread to continue the story in.
>>33842018He can, but will he?
>>33840486I understoof the first half.
>>33845418would i?But seriously, sorry for the lack of updates, i don't have the time anymore to take care of the adventure, it was just a fun thing to do during a free day. If i ever come back to it i'll make a thread about it, maybe during summer but no promises.
>>33845479why must it always be this way
>>33845479No good things for us.
>>33845479thanks lots for the fun so far
>>33845507Life will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it
>>33802912This is incorrect, egyptians were blonde nordic aryans
>>33845479its like this always why must my heart ache so
>be drawfag>decet at drawing>but shit at doing fast as fuark shit like thisWish i could pick it up for the busy drawfag but it would probably be three pics a evening I have time to do it
We need an anon in Equestria battle royal / dating sim game where you fuck horses and defend them from other anons. Maybe some kind of cutie mark power absorption system like Kirby, but you get it from pony puss
>>33846104There are QMs that do less than that, so you'd be good on the art side of things.
>>33846479>>33846496Well, I figure... but would the originall artfag be okay with it? I wouldnt want to hijack something he actually wants to continue in a few months
>>33846690Make a "meanwhile" side quest story with an Anon #2?There's ways to elaborate a story without hijacking
>>33846729That's taken as a given. Hijacking is peeving.
>>33846690original drawfag here, yeah you can go ahead and make a spinoff story i don't mind
>>33802669Heavy drinking. Cheers!
I would have a swastika cutie mark
>>33848768Hinduists paint a swastika everywhere. If it's for yourself it's left-leaning, if it's for everyone it's right-leaning. Sometimes it's dotted, sometimes it's curvy or edgy.
As I am right now? Fucking nothing because I was never motivated to pursue interests or talents, and now Im to old to be good at anything, I have to try various things and fail at them because of old age. Now provided I was born in Equestria and urged as a colt to pursue interests and talents, probably something involving music or carpentry. Or teaching, thats just guessing based on what I think I could've been good at.
>>33804323Making an OC doesn't have to always just be you as a pony.
>>33850352>probably something involving music or carpentry. Or teaching, thats just guessing based on what I think I could've been good at.You literally just answered what you're good at. Just because it's you're talent doesn't mean you'll like itit just means what you're good at
>>33850169The ss logo will do as well I guess...
>>33851772Nope. The SS logo was based on Germanic runes and was an ancient writing system used for magical purposes. The S stands for the sun but has been called victory (Sieg in German) instead. The swastika is an ancient Hinduist symbol and is practically found all over the world. Hitler was Gandhi's best friend.In pony words, pony Gandhi would have Aryanne as his, or her, best friend.
>>33845479Shameful display.At least upload your name on DB.
>>33802669Definitely something useless
>>33804689You have a handle on Derpi by any chance?
>>33854655M8, that image is like 2 years old so I don't think that Anon is the artist. He's not on Derpi either. https://e621.net/post/show/1180233
>>33845479thanks for the ride anon
>>33854668I fail to understand how you came to assume the guy wasn't the artist, I mean, he even added his handle into the pics' name Because he posted a pic from two years ago?That's it?
>>33802669being a complete and utter faggot
>>33802669answering pointless questions, that have no point to exist
>>33854726Have you never seen a Furaffinity filename before? Wew. Here's another one with a similar filename and you could easily say that you did a thing and most people would believe you if they don't bother looking into it.
>>33855642There could be a dozen reasons why he copied the link from his FA account to here, senpaiIt's a two years old pic so maybe he doesn't have it on his HDD anymore, or maybe he didn't feel like spending ten minutes going through the thousands of drawings he's got to find it, or maybe he's posting from his phone or from someplace else Do you happen to do that often, go in random threads and claim you drew something you never did for no reason whatsoever? Why?You're anonymous anyways, so why?What kind of mentality lead you to think that way?
Is no one planning to deliver? Is it time to let the thread die?
>>33856811One more bump from me and then I'll let the other Anons decide.
I'll give until the end of Sunday.
>>33845479Fuck, it has been entertaining so far. Do hope that you eventually come back to continue it.