What would be your special talent of you were a pony?
>>33802669A noose.Getting to Equestria was my biggest accomplishment.
>>33802669>your special talentNone.I don't have it.
>>33802669Probably being useful as a royal guard.Will be happy and satisfied in life if i got issued a mare guard.
Making shitty maps
>>33802669being a failure
>>33802669Drinking alcohol and passing out
Is chronic masturbation a special talent
>>33802669starting things, but never finishing them
Sniffing mares butts
>>33802744Find someone that only finishes things and rule the world
>>33802669Is disappointing my family a special talent? I'm very good at it
>>33802669I might have a knack for math and drawing that I've yet to realize. I am a decent writer as of right now, I think.
>>33802669Loving my waifu even though everyone else is mean about it
Guarding? Being actual emotional support? GMing? If you know my talent out of all I've done, I'd really appreciate it if you told me.
>>33802674My greatest accomplishment is not being you
>>33802669explaining things in too much detail and being a know it all thats to lazy to study for the things i actually need to study for
An exclamation point. Speaking, acting, writing, all these things got me my career.
>>33802747ThisAlso pretending to know about things but not really
>>33802669Writing I guess. I don't write too much, but I do write some good poetry. Dunno what my qt mark would be. Some scroll and quill I suppose. It figures that I'd say that but not be creative enough to figure out a good design. I'm not very visually inclined at all.>>33802671Looks like Loy or Lou.
>>33802669Being patriotic about my beliefs
>>33802715kek>>33802741>>33802744this>>33802913you have my respect
Video game controller.
>>33803362Never seen that one before.
>>33802669I like to act, its fairly simpleIts either that or a target, I seem to have a talent for shooting
>>33802669Lying about everything about me
>>33802669Being fucking ecstatic about being a pony. Goddamn I would give anything.
>>33803398Mine would be a musical note.now ask me if I play an instrument, I dare you
Shame there's no computers or presumably 3D software to use.Maybe I'd specialize in extra-dimensional magic or something.
Artist. Cutiemark would be like a paintbrush/pallette or a pencil.
>>33802704Cartography is a perfectly respectable pony talent.
>>33802669I'd probably just be a blank flank forever, I'd probably be some sort of freak show attraction as some sort of "worlds oldest blank flank"
I wouldn’t even be a pony I’d be something shitty like a donkey.
>>33802669the law.because I'm a lawyer.
im not good at anything in special... but im good at several things
>>33802669> dunno what what iam good at or interested in>this is the only reason why you never made an oc
>>33802669pretending to be smart.
>>33802669Raping ponies. I would have a special cutie mark that changed into an image of me raping whatever pony I was about to rape next. I would follow them to a secluded spot and get their attention, and then say "Hey, want to see my cutie mark?" And then they would look, and they would see, and they would comprehend, but it would be too late, far, far too late, for them to do anything about it.The best part is, whenever a pony tried to accuse me, I would be exculpated every time, even if I got caught. Why? Because a cutie mark is a unique and unchangeable identifier of each and every pony, and Equestrian law courts would doubtlessly take that into account when hearing testimony. If a pony described my cutie mark as an image of her being raped by me, all I would have to do is present my cutie mark, and they would all plainly see that it clearly depicted me raping an entirely different pony, a pony that hadn't even been raped. Yet.
>>33802744Finbarr Calamitous, is that you?
>A Jack of Spades.Not really good at anything in particular, but great at picking stuff up and being eh at it.
>>33802752underrated and based
well that's a hard questionI wouldn't be a futureless degenerate if I had been born a pony, so who knows what the fuck I'd end up wanting to do if we're talking about the good old anon goes to horseland and becomes a horsie then a pile of bitsponies are way too nice and too naive not to manipulate
>>33804356>drugs inc>he's blackwell shhhhiiiiiiiiieeeeeettt
Cart-Driving I work in the transportation industry and am damn good at what I do
>>33804879A grown men stands in the middle of colorful meadow, he just woke up from a slumber that felt like it would never end. The scenery is familiar to him, but he isn't fully aware of his location yet. What will the name of this grown men be?
>>33805299Thundercock, the orifice destroyer
>>33805327>>33805338>>33805372You don't remember you real name, you think about new names that represent what you like the most, horse and fucking. Though since you look like the anonymous from your favorite website you settle with "Anon".
>>33802669drinking and masturbating
>>33805403Proceed to pull a branch off that nearby tree and gnaw on it.
>>33805445Despite the plastic look of the world, the branch still feels like your usual tree.
>>33805510Yes, this is a real branch that tastes like real wood.
>>33805514further assess the situationwhat are the surroundings like, any buildings or trace of civilization anywhere?what's the sky like, only one sun? is this our world?pinch arm to make sure we're awake as well
>>33805572You pinch your cheek hard, the pain is real. The sun warms your green skin, despite looking fake as fuck, the sky got a few clouds but they look inoffensive enough.
>>33805635You look around and an unusual color catches your eyes, it that a pink fence? It immediately reminds you of ponyville, could it be?
>>33805644Watch from behind the tree. Hide when somebody notices you.You can't get me to spell somepony.
>>33805644Pick out a larger branch to use as a makeshift club and investigate.
>>33805662this but instead never break eye contact. stare at them.stare into them.
>>33805644only one way to make sure, scream her name three times and see if she appearsPINKIE PIEPINKIE PIEPINKIE PIE
>>33805677You decided to arm yourself, you never know when danger will strike. You equip the THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER. Oh you also have an intangible inventory system, that's nice.
>>33805662You carefully peek behind a tree and yeah this is pon..
>>33805761SWEET CELETESTIA TO ACTUALLY MADE IT TO EQUESTRIA THIS IS PONYVILLE
>>33805765Introduce yourself as an ambassador of the CIS
>>33805765 or have I?
>>33805765find waifu and tell her you love her
>>33805765Remember what happened to the man who tried to christianize the most isolated tribe on Earth and got killed by a teenager.Make a telescope out of another branch and watch them through it.
>>33805781>>33805718All sorts of ideas rush through your head, but nobody seems around, or at least NOPONY is around (hehe). It's unusually quiet.
>>33805790Use your gorilla strength to kick down the nearest door
>>33805790Retrieve board with nail in it from door.
>>33805790Oh no, we're too late! It's the post-pony apocalyptic Equestria.Run!
>>33805790peek inside house also >>33805718
>>33805790>tfw you get to Equestria in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
>>33805718>inb4 she can't understand you because it's like LotR and their names are translations from their own language you can't speak
>>33805803zombies are gay.
>>33805790Give the traditional greeting screech in an attempt to calm and ponies around
>>33805718You call PINKIE PIE 3 times, she'll never let a new guy in town alone, but no answer.
>>33805796You attempt to remove the wooden boards blocking the house, but it appears your years spent in front of a computer didn't help you get fit.
>>33802669Being very good at social subjects, like philosophy and psychology, but being a dense retard at anything related to math.
>>33805940Furiously clopping everyday did help though.
>>33805798Hello? you say.(also pretend the boards are removed in panel 007C i fucked up)
>>33805949You cleary didn't need to pull the boards because the door opens to the inside.Ponies are silly.
>>33805952Check the rest of the house
>>33805952What the fuck
>>33805952Resist the irresistable urge to huge the sad pony. There has to be a reason she's chained up.
>>33805952do >>33805957check if there's anything else around the house, if alone then ask her if she's okay/try to see if she understands english
>>33805952Pet the pony
>>33804387based and rapepillednice pic by the way, is that a crop of twlight's?
>>33805987>based and X-pilledGo back to red.dit, incel.
>>33805957>>33805964You try to ignore the pony chained in the room. You don't see anything interesting aside from Derpy and a few empty bottles here and there. It smells awfully strong in there too.
>>33806111Derpy fails to ignore you. She's not looking her best.
>>33806111try to free hermake sure you're not frightening her, give her all the headpats and earscratches she could need
>>33806117Poke the pone
>30 years old blank flank
>>33806111don't look now, but there's something beind (you)
>>33806138Be the religious fundamentalist with a body of steel and matching guns.
>>33806117That Derpy is locking onto us.Pull out THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER just in case she might make a move.
>>33802669Helping others see their self-worth and feel good about themselves. I'd be a counselor poner.
>>33806117>Wait, anon! Those eyes...
>too afraid to loook up because spotting it will make it come crash down on you and you dead.
>>33802669>tfw would probably still be a blank flank
>>33806131>>33806132You think of many ways to reassure her but you have no idea what would be the right way. You should have browsed /an/ more often.
>>33807066IMP-ANON: YOU FUCKER BETTER KEEP YOUR HANDS OF MY SLAVE WAIFU.
>>33807071You miserably drop on the floor after receiving the biggest kick in your face in your life, dropping half your health status
>>33807075Bring out the thunder.THUNDERWOOD!Maybe if you hit him hard enough the implet will lose all his health or at least his consciousness.
>>33807075>>33807095no time to fuck around, use thunderwood to bash his balls in
>>33807082>>33807095You bring out THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER and get ready to fight. Your adversary appears to not have any weapon.
>>33807146You smack him in the face as fast as possible
>>33807148MORE SMACKHIT HIM AGAIN
>>33807148A favorable hit, he drops unconscious on the floor. Looks like your HORSEPOWER was far above his.
>>33807153Search his ass for keys for Derpys chain.
>>33807157You find in his pockets a key.
>>33807163Call him a loser and make fun of his hair, then while he's incapacitated by sadness and unable to alert others go and free and pet the horse
>>33807166This and take his shades.He takes our health we take his shades.
>>33807163no wait, don't do that yet!you have to tie him up somehow, he's only unconscious, can't spend too much time on the horse right nowalso find something to gag him in case he starts screeching to call other imps
>>33807169We could just use the chain so helping the pone first it top priority.
>>33807170You successfully free the pony
>>33807228Then you lock the weirdo, he's still unconscious.
>>33807232DERPY: T-Thank you, sir...
>>33807241gag the fag, and then ask derpy wtf happened and if she knows if there's more of them out there
>>33807241>>33807247Yeah, could just use his shirt or a piece of his pants.After we ask what happened and if there's more, ask if there's anywhere safe for her to go. Maybe send her out to go get help or something? She probably isn't at peak strength right now so having her fight with us might not be the best idea.
>>33807295we can't risk losing her, unless they caught every pegasi by surprise, we can assume they have some way to capture them mid flightif there's more of them out there, she should barricade herself in while we start investigating the other houses one after the other and free more ponies and send them to herbut that's only after knowing what happened and interrogating the fag
>>33807298I would think that barricading herself in would just trap her.Say we don't manage to defeat all the other possible Anons, Derpy is trapped and there's no chance of rescue.We could send her off, even if she gets recaptured their focus will be on her and it'll give us time to rescue another pony and if there's anything Payday 2 taught me it's that if enough hostages make a break you can't catch them all.So unless this nerd solo'd all of Ponyville I doubt we'll be able to take on all the other Anons we'll encounter and the least we could do is have some hope of cavalry arriving. But yeah interrogation is an order and looking around for a way out in case we get caught would be a good idea.
>>33807303we're the main character/hero, sillywe can't lose
>>33807241>Whats going on in this thread>got a feeling imp-anon is just some anon from the slave pony threads>kekedYou're doing gods work anon, this thread is a good threadadded to thread watcherbased
Questions and planning come to you, but you want to keep the pony safe from whatever happened to this place. You ask for a quick explanation from Derpy.
>>33807467DERPY: Well, weirds things was happening after Twilight and her friends defeated a big evil goat. Green creatures like you started appearing around ponyville. I saw one of them coming out of a strange hole once. T-they were nice but some of them were t-threatening Twilight because they wanted to rule the kingdom and become ponies. Other spent their time harassing certain ponies, they said they were "claiming Why fues". But they never stopped appearing and there was more and more and... and..
>>33807472Derpy breaks into tears.
>>33807476Well, looks like anon finally got to equestria like he wanted, too bad he has to share it with the other degenerates. So what's the plan now?
>>33807480Kill any anon that isn't youAfter petting pony, that is
>>33807480New goal: Find all the good Anons, team up, and then kick the degenerates' asses.
>>33807163anon said search his ass. HIS ASS.
>>33807480Well that stick we grabbed from the tree came in hand. Should probably look for weapons or something. Who knows how long these anons have been here. Walk around spawn with nothing you gonna get wrekd
Wash your hands. His clothes must've been dirty.
>>33807480become the new ruler supreme, of courseask her if she knows what happened to the mane girls, we have to make ourselves some powerful allies first and foremost
>>33807480become a vigilante and arrest any suspicious anons and explain to twilight the degeneracy of your world so she agrees to your intentions
>>33807480>>33807487>>33807512>>33807525>>33807572>>33807577Start the anonymous judgeiciary systemBecome the first street judge, jury and executioner
>>33807480Long term plans aside, Anon needs to hug Derpy. Protect her smile.
>>33807755Hug the fuck out of that derphoers. She needs to smile.
>>33807480After hugging the horse teach her how to soccerSAFEST HOOVES
>>33807480Search the Boutique for dresses and go trap mode.
>>33807480>>33807755>>33807819This. She may be afraid when we step closer but you gotta comfort her somehow.
>>33808816Also, assure her that we'll fix the situation. Calm her down the best we can.Would it be a good idea if she came along? Four eyes see more than two, we don't want to be ambushed again.
>>33807480Genocide of all the other anons.
this is a good threadI like it
>>33807487>>33807607>>33808989Is -murder- really what we want to show ponies is our special talent?I think capturing them alive would suffice.
>>33809859they raped the horse, they get the rope
>>33809859niggers got lynched for less. this isn't anon we're dealing with, it's rogue nigger faggot anons in opposition to based anon (You). we better start finding trees and rope.
>>33809859>Rapists who enslaved a literal divine holy race deserve to liveIf it were the middle ages they'd be tied to a wheel and beaten to death, shins up. A rope is merciful
As cliche as it sounds, music for sure. It's the only thing I've ever been decently successful with. Not like having my music on the radio levels of successful, but I've gotten to open for lots of my favorite bands, work with some super talented people, and was even endorsed for a while.
>>33809859he's right.we ought to enslave them.
>>33810403Slavery it is.
>>33804879>this post started itNice.
>>33807480pls don't be deadwe love u msanon
>>33807480The Evil Anons must be stop, they must not be allowed to taint this magical land with their disgusting sins, find other like minded Anons and bring THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER to the wicked.Create the Sacred Order of Crusading Anons.
>>33802669trying to be as much as a chad as Zephir Breeze but giving up half way and sabotaging yourself
>>33802669I'm bretty good with hunting and shit. Id be the kingpin of the meat black market
>theoretical physicistMy cutie mark would represent some fundamental physical model or diagram that nobody understands. More realistically, it'd just be an abacus or an atom.
>>33802669Software development and system administrationI'm pretty boring but at least I enjoy my work
MSPaintAnon, please come back.
>>33814564Look at Nick Papagiorgio over hereHe's in the software business, with all the software
After gathering your thoughts, you decide you become the JUDGE, you goal is to PURIFY EQUESTRIA from the DEGENERATES' SINS. You'll try to avoid killing them and send them back where they came from instead, but no promises.
>>33815363Also you hug Derpy, you left her sad long enough.
>>33805771> embasador of something gay like a CIS when you could be the embassador of the CSI. *sunglasses on* YEAh
>>33815441Why don't we ALL do this?It's not like they know or knew who we were here on Earth.>The first Anonpone steps foward grinning smugly>"How do you, I'm Richie Cunningham."
>>33807146nice it seems we defeated the worst of the anon faggots. the one they call foreskin ninja digibro. From here on we shalt proceed to bring holy retribution to this land
>>33815365Time to save Equestria! Let's go out and check on the other ponies with Derpy.
>>33815363>>33815365>JudgeWhat ARE Pony law tho, I doubt they have to deal with serial killers, kidnappers and "minority" street gangs every day.On the other hand, If banishing people is good enough for celestia, I guess it's good enough for a well intentionned Anon.
>>33815365Ask her if she wants to stay or go get help, then let's figure out who to save first.
>>33815363They will learn to fear our gavel, THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER.>>33815365AwwwNow let's go breach and clear another house.
>>33803689>plane handlesit does make for a more readable cm though>>33804689Mine would be drawing too but I'd rather be a Birb
>>33803689Magic already is 4D. See: Time travel.
>>33816112DERPY: Yes i would like to go outside and, maybe stay with you. I don't want to be here anymore.Poor little pony, good thing you checked the house, she's now safe with you.
>>33819154You open the door and let Derpy out first.
>>33819161A darker color behind derpy's flank catches your eyes, it's...
>>33819165Oh no, fuck
>>33819170Quickly, Look away Anon, this is not appropriate!
>>33819193or at least put sun glasses on, so nobody notice you're staring.
>>33819170All the raping makes sense now
>>33819170>>33819199Yeah go grab that clobbered anons shades.Through discipline we will prevail.
>>33819170WEW. Spoiler it.
>>33809859Kill them all. Let God sort em out.
>>33819193>she notices>doesn't care
>>33804689That's a nice pair of nuts! Have you ever drawn ballbusting?
>>33819170Just contain it for fucks sake anonYou can't go and have sex with a horse that you freed from being a sex slave thirty seconds ago!Let's stick to the plan, somewhat, and free more ponies first and foremost
>>33823613this guy is a good guy. i stand by his decision. Ours is a sacred war. Lets turn those green fuckers into red fuckers!
>>33802704>fellow GIS bro
>>33802669Arbitration. I'm pretty good at calming people down and getting them to the bargaining table.Not sure what symbol that would be though
>>33802669Being lazy and doing nothing, but being cute while doing so because I'm a pony.
>>33819170Keep your shit together, anon. Once you've saved the pones you'll get all the puss you could ever want. Right now you've got justice to bring.
just peek a little, we have work to do
>>33819170Resist! How do you think the other Anons had fallen? Finish what you started first before hunting for poni puss.
bumping while we wait for mspaintanon to return
>>33828123Thanks, Anon. Mind if I help too?
MSPAINTANON HAS ABANDONED US.PANICK.
The other anons got to him. He killed
mspaintanon! Come back!
>>33815363lets murder or banish if we can
Let our purifying fire cleanse this world of the degenerate threat.>>33819154We must attempt to find other Anons willing to join our cause. If all of Ponyville has already been subjugated, Canterlot may have fallen as well.The enemy is everywhere.Once our work is done, we may have to leave this paradise. Perhaps it was never our place to be here.
morning bump. Day 6 without a word from mspaintanon.
>inb4 OP doesn't deliverya'll should know by now that OP never delivers
>>33837494I'm sure he's just taking a bathroom break
Dunno I'm pretty good at not killing myself or others for all the bad luck I get. So my special talent is restraint I guess and a heart attack in my late 20s I guess.
I take it the curse struck OP?
He just needs another prompt:Look out for other suspicious houses.
>>33823685I should mention that I'm actually just a GIS Technician. My supervisor is the analyst, but the graphic still holds true. I spend all my time making shitty maps, changing the ink in the plotter, and fixing people's jacked up .mxds (>mfw there's always that one person who imports datasets in WGS84 into an mxd whose dataframe is set to NAD83 and still asks why he's getting transformation errors). Sometimes I get to go out into the field with the Zephyr 2 and the Trimble gear though, so there's that.
ohno anon succumbed to derpy's derp puss
>>33840551Nah, I think it's just one of many CYOA curses.
one last bump. If mspaintanon returns, he can make a new thread to continue the story in.
>>33842018He can, but will he?
>>33840486I understoof the first half.
>>33845418would i?But seriously, sorry for the lack of updates, i don't have the time anymore to take care of the adventure, it was just a fun thing to do during a free day. If i ever come back to it i'll make a thread about it, maybe during summer but no promises.
>>33845479why must it always be this way
>>33845479No good things for us.
>>33845479thanks lots for the fun so far
>>33845507Life will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it
>>33802912This is incorrect, egyptians were blonde nordic aryans
>>33845479its like this always why must my heart ache so
>be drawfag>decet at drawing>but shit at doing fast as fuark shit like thisWish i could pick it up for the busy drawfag but it would probably be three pics a evening I have time to do it
We need an anon in Equestria battle royal / dating sim game where you fuck horses and defend them from other anons. Maybe some kind of cutie mark power absorption system like Kirby, but you get it from pony puss
>>33846104There are QMs that do less than that, so you'd be good on the art side of things.
>>33846479>>33846496Well, I figure... but would the originall artfag be okay with it? I wouldnt want to hijack something he actually wants to continue in a few months
>>33846690Make a "meanwhile" side quest story with an Anon #2?There's ways to elaborate a story without hijacking
>>33846729That's taken as a given. Hijacking is peeving.
>>33846690original drawfag here, yeah you can go ahead and make a spinoff story i don't mind
>>33802669Heavy drinking. Cheers!
I would have a swastika cutie mark
>>33848768Hinduists paint a swastika everywhere. If it's for yourself it's left-leaning, if it's for everyone it's right-leaning. Sometimes it's dotted, sometimes it's curvy or edgy.
As I am right now? Fucking nothing because I was never motivated to pursue interests or talents, and now Im to old to be good at anything, I have to try various things and fail at them because of old age. Now provided I was born in Equestria and urged as a colt to pursue interests and talents, probably something involving music or carpentry. Or teaching, thats just guessing based on what I think I could've been good at.
>>33804323Making an OC doesn't have to always just be you as a pony.
>>33850352>probably something involving music or carpentry. Or teaching, thats just guessing based on what I think I could've been good at.You literally just answered what you're good at. Just because it's you're talent doesn't mean you'll like itit just means what you're good at
>>33850169The ss logo will do as well I guess...
>>33851772Nope. The SS logo was based on Germanic runes and was an ancient writing system used for magical purposes. The S stands for the sun but has been called victory (Sieg in German) instead. The swastika is an ancient Hinduist symbol and is practically found all over the world. Hitler was Gandhi's best friend.In pony words, pony Gandhi would have Aryanne as his, or her, best friend.
>>33845479Shameful display.At least upload your name on DB.
>>33802669Definitely something useless
>>33804689You have a handle on Derpi by any chance?
>>33854655M8, that image is like 2 years old so I don't think that Anon is the artist. He's not on Derpi either. https://e621.net/post/show/1180233
>>33845479thanks for the ride anon
>>33854668I fail to understand how you came to assume the guy wasn't the artist, I mean, he even added his handle into the pics' name Because he posted a pic from two years ago?That's it?
>>33802669being a complete and utter faggot
>>33802669answering pointless questions, that have no point to exist
>>33854726Have you never seen a Furaffinity filename before? Wew. Here's another one with a similar filename and you could easily say that you did a thing and most people would believe you if they don't bother looking into it.
>>33855642There could be a dozen reasons why he copied the link from his FA account to here, senpaiIt's a two years old pic so maybe he doesn't have it on his HDD anymore, or maybe he didn't feel like spending ten minutes going through the thousands of drawings he's got to find it, or maybe he's posting from his phone or from someplace else Do you happen to do that often, go in random threads and claim you drew something you never did for no reason whatsoever? Why?You're anonymous anyways, so why?What kind of mentality lead you to think that way?
Is no one planning to deliver? Is it time to let the thread die?
>>33856811One more bump from me and then I'll let the other Anons decide.
I'll give until the end of Sunday.
>>33845479Fuck, it has been entertaining so far. Do hope that you eventually come back to continue it.
A small bump in the night
>>33802669Well I'm good at math, science, and reading comprehension, so logical thinking would probably be mine
Going down to the bad part of town and getting my shit pushed in right up the brown
>>33866565Be creative you fucking goof, stop being such a fucking dork
>>33866565Anybody who thinks a talent is logical thinking is not good at logical thinking.
>>33845479You have a handle on Derpi by any chance? I like your style
>>33868504>a talent is not logical thinkingwhich implies by contra-positive>logical thinking is not a talentwhich may be true, let's seea talent is a skill that some people have an easier time learninglogical thinking is a skilland people can have an easier time learning it starting out Which makes it a talent so let's insert it into your argument>anybody who thinks logical thinking is logical thinking is not good at logical thinking
>>33867879What was your biggest score?
>>33869668what about your point?use your words
>>33869291What isn't logic isn't contra-positive. Not all positive things are logic. Some arguments are positivistic and used for logic.
>>33876554alright, what is a cat is an apple, Positive not logicwhat is not an apple is not a cat, Contra-positive not logic
>tfw you want to help and contribute to the story but you've never really gotten into drawing before and/or never written a story seriouslyIt hurts to live anons
>>33878422Why not start now?
>>33878422Give it a try anyway.
>>33878422can't hurt to try, give it a shot
Does lacking one count?
>>33878422I think if you want to start somewhere, here's gona be the best place.
>>33854082this. upload the art.
>>33802669having no special talent
>>33878422Here's a tutorial for making decent pictures easily. I recommend it to anyone who doesn't trust their own skills: https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/1/2/1924903__explicit_artist-colon-nuttyhoof_applejack_fern+flare_pinkie+pie_ball+busting_balls_cbt_dialogue_drawing+tutorial_kirin_mute_nudity_pinkamena+d.png
>>33886526The end result is pretty cute, but it's also assuming you have necessary photoshop/gimp skills. Once again i'm disappointed with myself.
>>33886526That takes longer time than actually drawing the picture once you're only semi-competent. Why not just do that practice already and just get it over with? Then you can shit out pictures much better than those ten times quicker.
>>33886526That’s actually pretty neat
>>33802669Trivia I am super good at movie trivia and fairly great at most other forms of it and I am sure in Equestria that's like a real jobmy cutiemark could be a factbook why are all you such negative fucks you don't have one thing you like?
>>33845479it was truly wonderful anon have not seen something so great in a long time, I wish you the best and hope one-day you contanyone have a nice looking screenshot picture dump of the whole thread plus full size photos of the adventure or do I need to make it
>>33878709Because i just came back from comic con haaa>>33880326>>33881007>>33882201Okay, but holy fucking shit these two panels cost me 5 hours to make. (derpy gave me most trouble, haven't drawn pone before.)
>>33831870>>33825301>>33823634>>33823613>>33819487Now that you've defeated your first foe and released the pone, you explain to derpy that you need to liberate the rest of the town from the filthy degenerates that have overtaken the area.
>>33888810>Derpy: Okay Anon, but be careful. Some of them look really strong. The first thing these types of anons did is raid our Oat silo, thankfully they left the rest of our produce alone so we wouldn't starve. Our local castle has been captured by them and evicted our princess out.
>>33888821"You should come along with me, I doubt you've got anyplace safe to go to. What happened with the princesses, are they dead?"
>>33888821>raid our Oat siloyou have a sneaking suspicion you know of these guys. Shame you've never strayed outside of /mlp/ otherwise you might've stood a chance with them. THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER might not cut it for those guys.
I did some saving of MSPonyAdventures how do I share to make it easy for ya'llanyone else even want this in this format other then meI think If I have time I might turn it into a bad webm
>>33888926You draw cute. Put it on derpi under a same tag. an artist tag
>>33888936I'm not the artist I just wanted a copy of the story to share in the future with other anons plus the commentary of the thread but ya I could dump this into derpibooru I think did draw-anon give us a name, I don't think so and I can't find it
>>33888946I don't think he did, just make a new "MSPonyAdventures" tag. Also quest Anon if you're reading this keep in mind the art ain't everything, if you feel like it takes you too much time I don't think anyone will mind a drop in quality, but if it doesn't bother you the wait ain't a killer.
>>33888958okI actually never have put something up on derpibooru but I get the idea,know the tags, but this might take a bit but I will get it done before the day is done
Probably drawing. I can draw still life and portraits well enough with charcoals but trying to draw free form on a tablet is hard as fuck. Takes me forever and it still comes out mediocre without outside help. Pic related.
>>33888976sorry back had something that needed to be done outside
>>33888803>haven't drawn pony before>makes beter art than 99%I say you did well.
>>33840486is your brother out of jail yet?
>>33888976lied get the rest on derpi tomorrow
>>33888803>>33888810>>33888821>>33888857do not force yourself.
The blood on their hands could only be washed away by generations of forgiveness and forget. Anon must gather the other anon's who are pure (a.k.a.:less fucking degenerate) at hearth and wash away the sins of evil anons. Then he most colonize an unused land and make the first human kingdom in Equestria and became the king.
>>33888831DH: I suppose you're right. I can't go home right now, not with that guy in my house. I could let him go but he'll probably come back again later. As for the princesses, I'm not certain if they know anything yet, before I was captured I didn't see any letters being sent for them personally. But I'm confident that they haven't been killed. Their guards would throw their life away to protect our princesses. It's just too bad that our local princess hasn't aguard for herself. Usually they're the ones protecting us! It just seems that this time it was too much for them.>Usually they'reThat's right, where are the other mane 6?You ask derpy what happened to each of the individual mane 6 characters
>>33892211DH: When all these creatures started to appear around here, they were the first to be flocked to. Fluttershy couldn't handle the attention and retreated back into her hut. Pinkie Pie got really excited but was overwhelmed by the amount of new faces entering town, she couldn't throw a party for all of them but she did try her best. Rarity barricaded herself in her boutique after seeing a few of these creatures skulk around, said that she "Couldn't handle the vulgarity and sight of these monstrosities." Rainbow Dash was the least affected by this entire situation. Since she's in the clouds these creatures couldn't get to her. I have no idea where she is currently but my guess would be somewhere in the skies.Applejack wasn't bothered much by these creatures but when the time came where the oat silo was being raided, she fought back. She managed to incapacitate a hefty portion of them before being subdued.Twilight is still in her castle, I don't know why she just doesn't blast them all with her magic and call it a day.Well, that's just great. It seems like everypony has been trapped in their homes. And now it's up to you to liberate them from this degeneracy.
>>33892217DH: Also mister, I don't think I got your name? I'm Derpy Hooves. Thank you for saving me!You announce yourself as Anonymous The JUDGE. Here to remove the scum of the lands and purge the heretics that dare lay a cheeto covered finger upon the innocent equine dwellers of this realm. And you also acknowledge her gratitude.
>>33892223You expand on your intangible user interface to accommodate for Party members, Inventory and also a Quest log.Looking into the quest log you can see what needs to be done. So far you have one quest which is to liberate the denizens of Ponyville.
>>33892223Alright! Let's walk to Twilight's castle, with you by my side we may be able to convince her I'm not *that* bad. Procure a muffin too.>>33890094welp there's more now, kindly upload them if you plan on screencapping the post too. I currently can't.
>>33888926>0160-1 it was funOh no!
>>33892227Wait! When was the last time Derpy got a muffin?
>>33892227Try rarity. You're at least wearing a suit so she shouldn't be too disgusted by your appearance. She could fix your party up with disguises to sneak around town with.
>>33892227Procure muffin. You can never go wrong with carrying a muffin!
>>33892245>>33892318>>33892426Right, You've decided that you need to start with the liberation of the Princess! Afterall, if you manage to save her then saving the rest of these ponies should be easier with her on your side. She might even be able to send for help from the princesses and we can all live happily ever after. Easy.>A: Alright Derpy, Lets go to the castle and see what we're dealing with here. Small problem though, I don't know where it is. For a huge castle I can't see it anywhere from here.>DH: Oh! I know where that is, follow me.
[S] Anon: Ridehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkt_IOZrvnwApologies for the shitty quality, super tired and i don't know of an anonymous video hosting website out there.
>>33893254After a long journey to the castle, you disembark your equine friend and huddle against a nearby wall. You peak your head around the corner to survey the surrounding area.
>>33893257You see two anons on their guard outside the castle doors. Two of you vs two of them. They look pretty tough though and your currently on half of your health. With a stick for a weapon. Wat do?
>>33893260"Shit. Alright, Derpy, activate HM02 'Fly'! Let's go to the uppermost window and enter through there.">>33893254fuck that's cute
>>33893260Hmm, looks like we're not prepared for this battle yet.
>>33802669Probably something like pic related.
>>33893260ask derpy to use her wings to get us past them, up to the higher windows. In other words, let's fly to the castle.
>>33893260I'd ask Derpy if they invented guns yet then ask her to fly me to the top of the castle, that shit is probably easyer to get in from the top.
>>33893260Fly over them? These guards stink for anything that doesn't involve magic or flight.
>>33893260"Hey buddy I think you're guarding the wrong castle, the leather club is two blocks that a way."
Can it be anything related to music or computer science? If I lose my fingers during the transformation, I fear I'd be unable to do them.
>>33894071How many times are you going to ask something like this?
>>33894073Who is this?
>>33894073And people have stated things about music on this thread before, but no one has ever asked whether it was physically possible, at least not on this thread.
>>33894071wrong thread you absolute syntax error
>>33894071Just rewire your motor skills to suitable pony parts like the badass scientist you are. Duh.
>>33894275Lol that autist has been repeatedly posting that shit after getting answered. Either pretending to be retarded or actually retarded, not sure which.
>>33895922Well, autism is nothing to be ashamed of having, especially if prominent figures such as Mozart and Einstein had it.
>>33895922But how do you even know who he is? We are mostly anonymous in these threads.
>>33896694No they didn't.
>>33896698Because the stench of his tism is all over him and super distinctive.
>>33896715Well, experience tells me that there are many posters just like him on 4chan, so I'm not entirely sure that we should be pointing any fingers at anyone, although this is the first time I've seen someone getting called a "syntax error".
>>33893260What weapons do the other Anons have?
>>33896747The syntax error thing wasn't mine but is pretty based. I bet that guy is also on PTFG where this same guy is doing this same thing.
>>33850425Its an assumption anon, for all I know I could be a Unicorn who's really good at making tiny dick spells.
>>33892217>Anons don't believe magic works>stops working>all they have to say "I don't believe in fairies.">they have to say they believe if Cloudsdale is about to crash on them
>>33896773Well, I have been on PTFG and there have been some similar posts.
>>33896773I have yet to see one specifically using the words "syntax error" as an insult, but I've actually made some posts about being able to do music and computer science as a pony while there. I haven't visited all of the incarnations of PTFG, but I have some doubt that anyone can prove that the posts you were referring to were made by the same person.But speaking as a CS student, it may be possible to see who sent the posts based on IP addresses, MAC addresses, etc., but I think such investigation neither would nor should ever occur.
>>33896783Are you referencing an episode of "The Fairly Odd Parents", whose main character sounds like Sci-Twi to an extent?
>>33897005Peter Pan.When you say "I do not believe in fairies", they die.Though I see why you thought about it.
>>33896773I stole the syntax error insult from a yt comment>>33896868there are two autists in ptfg right now, one is namefagging and shilling his story non stop, the other is just constantly asking if he can do music and comp sci as the pone, its quite annoying if they do it the 1000th time
>>33897257I think I've actually seen more than one person who is doing the first thing you're describing in PTFG...I've actually only seen a couple of posts asking about music and computer science in the latest incarnation of PTFG, which only started recently, so it may not count.Although I have an idea of who one of the "namefaggers" you are speaking of is and I think he wrote a story about this exact topic. Do you think that this other person should read that story?
is wasting money a talent
>>33897257Well, one of them certainly does have a point. You see, there is a story about an EMT who is forced to turn into a pony and there is a specific procedure that not even the most dexterous of unicorns can do. He's probably just posted it over and over again because he wants to bring up the issue with people writing stories of mass ponification and because the thread restarts itself every month or so.
>>33896777Maybe the reason so many people on earth have nothing they truly enjoy or excel at is that they'd be good at magic, which doesn't exist here.What I'm trying to say is: when the portal to Equestria finally opens and brings upon us the gift of ponification, we'll have a bunch of doomer unicorns.
>>33900746>When the portal to Equestria finally opensWe can make a religion out of this
>>33900836>We can make a religion out of thisyour assuming I don't pray to wake up in Equestrian every other day
>>33900848>every other day>not every dayanon pls
>>33896758seems to me like they're unarmed, but their muscles should more than make up for that.
>>33899280only if you work in government
>>33893260I wouldn't have come this way first. We don't have nearly enough power to get through these guards.Instead, we should treat this as a recon mission. Let's find out as much as we can about the Princess Twilight's Magic Sparkle Castle (tm) from the outside.
>>33900746So do you think as a pony, I'd still have the same talents and abilities I have as a human?
>>33902287Depends on whether or not they're physically possible
>>33902303Well, someone in PTFG keeps talking about music and computer science as a pony and it's gotten me curious. Do you think it is possible?
>>33802669I don't know. Maybe something to do with empathy or some shit?
>>33805987You should seriously actually kill yourself. Like I don't care if you take some people with you, you should totally do it. This week.
Bump for more story
>>33909589No offense, but be aware that there is a 500-bump limit and we are at 431 now.
page 10 bump
>>33909881I don't see the problem. The MSPony drawfag is taking a break.
>>33909881See >>33911767>>33910723>>33914545Please remove the bumps.
>>33915366I don't work here, so I can't. Speaking as a CS student, it may actually be impossible to do so if the bump count is automatic. But it may be possible for someone to do so if it isn't entirely automated.
>>33915506This was more in the spirit of the "delet(e) this" meme joke.It's only possible to delete an attached file or a post a short while after posting, and it's up to the janitors to remove an attached file or a post, but not to issue bans, which is the mods' job.
>>33915506Im having a hard time differentiating this from being a shitpost or actually seriousSomeone can't be this new, never have lurked at all, and post not knowing about the ones who do it for free, right?
>>33915906Oh, I am serious. I am a senior studying computing and business at NJIT and I've a basic understanding of how PHP works. I do believe that the routine to bump the page and increment the counter is automatically called when a new post is made, so it would be very difficult to create exceptions to the rules if what I'm saying is true.I've also actually only been on 4chan for under a month, so what actually is "lurking"?
>>33915906Although they COULD be removed from a linked list or vector which keeps track of the posts, so maybe that's how it's done.
>>33915952>>33915969You have much yet to learn, stop posting
>>33915506Just to piss off >>33916014>>33915506You have 30 minutes to delete your own post. It's encouraged to delete your bumps because it wastes posts that could have been used for something else.
>>33893311>>33893548>>33893597>>33895612You relay the information to derpy and ask her if she would be able to fly you up to the balcony.>DH: Of course Mister Anon! I've carried some heavy packages before so I reckon I'll be able to lift you.
>>33917012As Derpy flies you above the field of vision of the door guards and makes her way to the balcony you see a lone guard making his way to the balconyThe guard exits onto the balcony none the wiser of your presents and you whisper to Derpy to let you go.
>>33917015As she lets go you take out THUNDERWOOD WEED DESTROYER and manage a sneak attack, knocking the guard unconscious. The efficiency of which has never been seen to mortal man before. If the concussion from your stick didn't kill him, the embarrassment from the memory of being LUDICROUSLY GIBBED will certainly smite him asunder with depression before ultimately taking his own life from the shame. The only remedy to this action would be the small hope that he gets amnesia when he wakes up. That, OR DEATH.
>>33917016Derpy lands next to you and you pat her for her excellent assistance in getting you here.
>>33917018Loot the body and take a look into the hallway. Ask Derpy if she can quickly carry the corpse and hide it somewhere.Also, do you plan on making a new thread for this cyoa when this one hits 500? At this rate hiatus lenghts are long but we'd probably manage to bump.
>>33917053>do you plan on making a new thread for this cyoa when this one hits 500?When the thread hits 500 i'll make a new thread if anons are interested enough>hiatus lenghts are long but we'd probably manage to bump.Sorry anon-kun, the week was spent primarily as a break but was pretty much wasted since i spent it stressing about how i haven't found a Software Engineering placement and i fear i may be fubar. Also have social commitments and each update costs me around 5-7 hours. Even if they are extremely shitty, i don't get how regular Drawfags do this for a living holy shit.
>>33917077>5-7 hoursYou could probably cut that down by decreasing the amount of update posts you make, say for example >>33917015 ; >>33917018 and arguably >>33917012 are not all that necessary (their images) if it means updating faster, what you are drawing on may also be impairing you.On the "interested enough" I think you should nonetheless, your last update got 9 replies in a week, most likely due to the thread this is in. Making an original OP and cutting on the downtime may make this flow more swiftly, updating at the right time helps too.Anyway this is all in the case you care about this enough and as you even said life doesn't fuck you up too much.
Two contenders for my cutiemark - 1. A speech bubble with a star inside of it.Unfortunately i'm known for my popularity, and being very good at speaking / generally getting along with others.2. Guts with a pair of sunglasses on them.(would have to be very stylized)Good at staying calm in the face of danger, while usually putting myself IN danger. Usually i'm that person called during a situation.
>>33917018Patting intensifies. Loot before opening the door and entering.
>>33918069>find out he's almost butt naked were it not for his really tight briefs
>>33917016If he died, he'd have shitten. Well, but it's still crap.
>>33802669Music boi here. Gimme a dotted 8th note on my ass and we'll call it a day.>used to actually make horse music, idk if any of y'all remember me though.
>>33802669Quil, writerfag here
>>33920854And how would you learn to play music as a pony?
>>33807480We must become the future of law enforcement in Equestria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PQRpo2Wng
>>33921387I'll make myself a set of robotic fingers to put on the end of my hoof and shit
>>33899280Thats not wasted money.
>>33922019Like this? https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6384991/
>>33922186exactly like that lmao
>>33917195>popular >4chanERROR CANNOT DIVIDE BY ZERO
>>33918069Pat her appropriately.
more story blease
Bump. Looking forward for more.
>>33802669Lllllogic. Either that, or an advisor based off of logic. Logic is my strong suit.
Pure fucking spite.
>>33802669Picking up new creative skills, I guess. Writer, 3Dfag, drawfag, and musicfaggotry was all real easy to learn once you figure out how to relate skills into eachother. Who am I kidding. I got pretty alright at all of these thanks to shitposting.
>>33802752Okay, that's pretty epic, famarino.
Doing sick kick flips
>>33922718Not that dude but it's not hard to be popular. Move to another country, laugh at people's jokes, and let them talk about themselves. Everyone will know that foreign guy/that guy with the accent who is friendly. You don't even have to actually ever speak or look people in the eye. Learning to speak well helps leaps and bounds though. Read books on that, and RPed high Fellowship builds in muhh tabletops. Oddly enough it works and I can pull through interraction better than some normalfaggots.
>>33927228No offense, but how are all of those possible as a pony?
>>33928556How do you mean?
>>33928983It doesn't seem possible to play music with hooves, unless you were playing one of these. https://youtu.be/y98G4EcNpbg
>>33929066Fair enough, wouldnt be much of a loss though. I play a 7 string lyre idly. Which started as a, "I'm such an autistic waifufag, I'll learn her instument so she'll love me, and people who see the connection will cringe." kind of funpost.Painting would be easy though, 95% of that is developing your spatial sense and observational skills, you could be a cripple and still put out good work once you know how shit goes down. Writing would honestly be more of a pain in the ass and pones can still do that somehow.
>>33929145It would be a pretty big loss to me.
>>33929229I'm a big guy.
>>33930100what's the next step to your master plan?
>>33930255Planning to crash surviving everyone.
>>33930255Shouldn't this Anon be red?
>>33930100No offense, but how do you think it's possible to play music as a pony? Like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wMyx32x7z44
>>33932328Could you please go back to PTFG?
>>33932483I've already been there. I keep seeing posts with people asking this same question there, even though it may have been answered by some Fimfiction writer, although I'm unsure of whether either of us should take his answer as what exactly would happen.Besides, this thread is about talents as a pony, no?
>>33932604Yes, you can play a piano with hooves 'cause cartoon physics.Now fuck off.
>>33932604Without cartoon logic or magic it'd be physically impossible to properly play most instruments. The show has both, so it doesn't matter. A similar question is how ponies can do anything with their hooves.
>>33932328It would be a lot simpler than ours.- They'd have less keys on instruments with keys.- They'd have less strings so it'd be more like the one string violins Mongols use.- Flutes and similar would have modes for only two holes at a time.I'm not a music theory guy, but either it's magic - which isn't more than hold and throw for most unicorns - or it's made better for our ears.
>>33932823And do you think that if any unicorns were musicians, there are at least some who are far better musicians than any human ever could be?
>>33933331someone saying twi would rape nyx nearly got it
Quest anon, please make another thread when you're ready.and down it goooooooooes
rip thread, hopefully the quest continues
>>33933417And so it shall. I've created another thread to succeed this one. >>33933571
>>33802669>>33917018I hope either one of you make a thread for the CYOA next time.Damn PTFG autists don't even want to use their own thread.