How would each of the Mane 6 react to getting a jury duty summons?
6 angry mares
>>33745970Twilight is royalty, so I imagine she'd be confused about how she's even allowed on the jury. After confirming that it wasn't a mistake, she'd attend the hearing, carefully consider the evidence presented, discuss the case with her fellow jurors, and then ignore all of that and demand that the defendant be declared innocent because 'she's clearly learned her lesson and I can reform her.'
>>33745978This is pretty solid. Dash would just toss it.Which is what I do.
>>33747379That is, if she even read it. More likely, she'd see the official government seal (that also has nothing to do with the wonderbolts) and just toss it.
>>33747379>Failure to respond to this summons may result in a fine, jail time, or both.>*dabs on that shit*BASED
>>33745974sounds like the kind of thing Larson would have pushed for
fluttershy wouldn't like it
>>33745970Ponies don't have juries. Ponies use inquisitorial judging like Europeans do.
>>33745970Jury Duty is boring as fuck, I wonder what sort of curious and ingenious ways ponies have to avoid doing that shit.
>>33745970They'd never make it past voir direis what I meant to say, lolStill, not even Fluttershy.
>>33745970Okay, I'll play your silly game...>TwilightGets her summons; takes it WAY too seriously. Studies all about legal procedure and the jury's role, goes in totally prepared.Eliminated in the first round of jury selection. Neither prosecutors nor defense attorneys want smart people (horsies) on their jury.>RarityGrumbles about having to take time away from work...tries every trick in the book to get eliminated from the jury pool. Might be successful, might not.>DashDoesn't want to do it either, but has a plan. She does every annoying thing during jury selection, disruptive, noisy, rude, even gross.It doesn't work...she gets picked and has to sit on the jury.>FluttershyA attorney's dream. They saw her coming a mile away. She's selected and has to sit on the jury.>ApplejackConsiders it her duty as a citizen to serve, also it gets her out of miserable farm work for a few days or weeks. Goes in eagerly but gets eliminated for sounding too eager.>PinkieCommits Contempt of Court before jury selection even begins. Spends the night in jail, nothing new for her.
None of them make it past voir dire except Fluttershy.
>>33750641pic related: when they see Anon's cocl
Ponk Horse is not legally allowed to serve on juries.
>>33750641Not bad. They all make it past selection and are chosen on a trial. What causes them to get kicked out?