Happy Easter Edition
>>33705271Is she going to play hide the eggs with Discord?
>>33705309>haha I posted it again xD
Disappointed Fluttershy didn't nurse Discord back to health with true love's kids
>>337052711. Easter is two weeks away2. Should’ve waited a couple of days to make a new one
>>337083361. so i'm a bit early, sue me2. i've never done that before, and i don't plan on starting
>>33708347Fluttershy loves black all right: big black cocks
wellgod damn, this season's opener was fucking great
>>33705400Discord himself said it’s not like that during his tea discussion.
Would you guys want to live with a ghost that does weird things, but doesn't hurt you?
>>33709718No he didnt. Thats why he made excuses
>>33709718No, he didn't. He completely dogged the part about Fluttershy by talking about liking different teas instead.
>tfw you cannot win the heart of fluttershy against thousand years old Chaos god
I wonder what the mentality of this cuckposter isDoes he have nothing better to do than shitpost?
>>33717237Is this volume of cuckposting normal?
>>33717238No it isn't
>>33717237it's because he's desperate for a reaction
>All these copykitties
>>33717273Slow it down, Jahn.
This is cute.
>>33717461This is a strange looking fluttershy... I don't think I've seen it before
Can you feel what i feel?
>>33717690Yes, yes I can.
>>33720437I'm saving this.
>>33719706Cute, I'm going to save this.
>>33717287The thumbnail made me think she had a beard.
I'm craving Skittles for some reason.
>>33725081>>33725081OH GODWHO ARE YOU!!1
>>33725094>>33725096What, you've never had a craving for candy before?
>>33725097Well, now that you've put it that way... I have, on more than a few occasions... Sorry, don't mind me. I think I need to see a psychiatrist.
>>33725113sir, how high are you today?
>>33725113Okay, bye. I'm going to go watch Altered Carbon.
>>33725115I don't do drugs. Or at least I've not in the last 5 months unless you consider vaping a drug, I don't know..
>>33725119What? NO! THAT'S WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING
>>33725131Are you me?
>>33725141I'd certainly hope not, then that'd mean I'm really losing it.
>>33725124Vape is literally a drug. Ain't you ever seen those "still blowing smoke" ads?
>>33726961Dogs can't eat chocolate.
>>33727072not a dogthas a birbhoersthe cutest one too
>>33727076Are you sure?
>>33727076>thas a birbhoersa hippogriff?
>>33728265Reminder:>"It's nice to be the pet for once."
>>33730861That moment was both hilarious and creepy
>>33731259>Both cutie marksHot
>>33705271I never understood why people think that Flutters is in a relationship with Discord.
>>33732998Between the S6 finale, Discordant Harmony, and the last premiere I can see why people would have that thought. With that being said I don't think the writers will have them in a relationship beyond being good friends and leave actual relationships to secondary characters like Maud and BigMac. Imo it would be kinda creepy having them in a relationship with Fluttershy being a young adult and Discord being over a millenia old.
>>33733062Discord has the mind of a 12 year old so it's actually pedophilia on fluttershy's side
So... what happens now?
>>33733839> the guy who pulls 4D chess to get shit done> the guy who is bitter and sarcastic> the guy with multiple tulpasare you sure about that, anon?
>>33733062Well, Big I-hate-shipping Jim has currently "sunk" all Mane 6 ships for now, but we'll have to wait and see if he was lying or not.
>>33734798Did anon propose to her?
Hey Flutterfags, if G5 turns out to not be absolute garbage, do you guys plan on waifufagging Uni Fluttershy?
>>33735212I just read that Tweet and the amount of salt and autism in the replies was off the fucking charts. Holy fuck!
>>33735292Will be interesting to see what she will be like but so far I really only like G4 Flutters.
>>33735735Here you go, anonhttps://twitter.com/TheBiggestJim/status/1116127844659109888https://twitter.com/TheBiggestJim/status/1116128092441808896
>>33735212Based Jim for a change. Shipping is for horrible autists and cucks who need to die.
>>33739213the only ship that matters is a man and his waifu
While it is still possible for the Mane 6 to be shipped this season, I don't think it's likely. I'm happy that the Fluttercord ship got shot down at the moment, especially after all the shit you Flutterfags have been through over the past few years.
>>33737410You left out the shipfag crying about how he was violating nda.
>>33739213But this is the cuckold general
How are you?
>>33729223My actual waifu cosplayed as my first waifu...
I posted my supply of Fluttershy in >>33745832and I promised I would write a story about Fluttershy. Give me a bit and I hope you guys enjoy
>It was around midday when a peculiar knocking made itself known in Fluttershy's cottage >The rhythmic tapping followed by a familiar voice made Fluttershy get off her green couch >Her hooves made a light click with each careful step she took>She opened the door and was greeted with a purple mare with a smile plastered across her face and a saddle bag>"Hello Fluttershy. Are you ready for our tea time?" she asked >"Of course, please come in" She said, her soft and quiet voice was pleasing to hear and inviting >Twilight stepped into the house and trotted over to the green chair where she promptly sat down with her hooves tucked under her >"I'll go get our tea" >"You made tea?" Twilight inquired >"And some lemon squares. If I didn't what kind of host would I be?" she laughed >Within at least thirty seconds she steps back to the lounge with a plate of two cups of herbal tea, a shiny kettle, and of course yellow lemon squares>The mare set down the refreshments on her coffee table and took her position on the green couch; again with her hooves tucked away and facing Twilight>"Do you have your book with you?">"Oh I'm sorry Twilight. I must have misplaced it">"It's alright! I carry extra copies in case of this">With that the unicorn's horn shone a pinkish purple and two books levitated from the manila saddle bag>"So where did you read to?">"Uhhh" Fluttershy pauses for a moment "I think around chapter five">"Great! What did you think of it?">"I certainly liked her of figuring out the thief">"She really is a genius" Twilight responded>Again her horn radiated with magical energy and a porcelain tea cup levitated close to her face >"I used the herbs from my garden you know">"Then I'm sure it will be delicious" >With that Twilight brings the tea cup to her lips and takes a deep sip>"Ahhhh Fluttershy where did you learn to make tea so well?">"I have a lot of time on my hands, it also does wonders for sick animals"
>>33745993anon pls, continue. It's not a story-breaking error
>>33739938this but not for horses
>>33747091>but not for horses???are you trying to say it only matters if it's eqg fluttershyi hope that's not what you're saying
>>33747094no no no no not at all
>>33747235Isn't it that guy a bunch of people on twitter get pissed off at cause they repost their content and get more likes than they do?
>>33747244I have no clue. I don't go on twitter.
>>33747244Yeah, that's what happened. He runs EqD, I think.
>>33747260Wait, so who is the artist then?
>>33747260>>33747604Ah shit my bad, it's Mirroredsea. I don't recall where I got the image from
>>33747611thanks for quick response btw
>>33747275Do Flutters secretly fear from clowns?
Why be mad when EqD, the manistream brony site, gives your art more exposure?
>>33747623ah god, that gifheart status: CRITICAL MUH
>>33747623My pleasure.>>33747633No, she doesn't. It's just some shitposting.
>>33747792wtfwhy does the name field preserve across boards ree
>>33705271based and redpilled
I like this horse way too much.
>>33746030Writefag here, dont worry you'll get more I really only do this to make people happy anyway
Hey reddit, writefag here! nana na na na yadayada give me attention yap yap yap
>>33748212Youre right I should just stop giving people updates and telling them Im the author so they appear legitimate.
>>33747981Me too anon
This happens every time. I shouldn't be surprised, but I always am.
>>33748194I hope you make yourself happy by making others happy. That is important.
>>33745939>A small series of tweets interrupts the conversation between the ponies>The sound comes closer and forms a melodic and enchanting sound>The flittering of wings adds to the symphony of bird calls until the small roundish bird gracefully lands upon the table>"Well hello mister" Fluttershy giggles >"Who's this?" >"It's a bird that comes around every so often. He never stays long">The bird ruffles it's small wings and lets out a chirp>Fluttershy watches the bird bounce around for a second before singing a polite melody>The bird mimics the melody with it's song>She smiles and turns back to an interested Twilight. Her large purple eyes are fixated on the curious creature>It hops over to Twilight and stares at her; equally curious>Suddenly it's wings flap wildly and it takes into flight. Whizzing through the air for a moment it takes a perch atop Twilight's purple horn>"Uhhh">Fluttershy can't help but laugh at the funny scene>Twilight is now attempting to see her own horn. Her eyes are stuck in an upward position in order to see the bird>With a swift motion Twilight shakes her head and the bird is flung from his rather peculiar spot>It once again darts around in the air, visibly confused before flying out a window>Twlight's eyes fall upon a smiling Fluttershy>"Do birds to that often?">Fluttershy chuckles "Yeah">"Does Owlicious never perch on random things?" >"Of course but never on me" The unicorn pauses for a brief second "Anyways back to our tea time">Fluttershy straightens from a laying down position to a more sitting position and reaches for her lily white cup of tea>She holds it in her yellow hooves somewhat awkwardly>"How have you been Twilight?">"I've been doing great actually. I helped Rarity with a new line of dresses.">"I love her designs some of her techniques are.." She sighs "Oh I could never tell her that she's doing it wrong">"Well why not?">"I just couldn't, it would add so much to her workload">"Really?"
They're sesame seeds.
>>33749951Oh... I thought they were poppy seeds.. I don't kow why, no one corrected me last time I called them that...
>>33749969They can't into cooking.
>>33749976hmmm... but that's grilling anon.
Im sad, post flutters
>>33750780Sorry you're feeling down
>>33749057>"Oh yeah, just one mistake and you'll have to repeat the entire section of that dress. Besides her designs work really well it's near impossible to see the errors unless you have a good eye">"How do you know so much about dress making?" >"I learned how to sew from my mamma. I also help Rarity with smaller things so she can work on more important projects">"What kind of small stuff?">"Oh just fixing buttons, patching, and occasionally tailoring" (gonna stop really early, can't think of anything)
>>33705271Are you all going to ignore what your waifu is doing in actual canon story?https://derpibooru.org/2015817
>>33731259With her husband no less
>>33762429Something wrong, Anon?
>>33762704God I want to suck her feet so bad
happy easter, y'all
>>33764677not quite yet
>>33767628>>33767628>>33767628new thread, boys