Second thread, boys.Previously on SharkPone: You, a shark pony, found a town to stay in, run by a seapony named Star Fin. Then you killed some Them Snakes, did some awesome lesbian sex with a tiny fish, and are now socialising with a crab. Unfortunately the thread died mid-conversation, so you might be lost if you've already forgotten what was being said. It's fine, though. Everything's fine.Previous thread: >>33464756Anon Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/sharkpone/
"Are you done staring at the camera?"Oh shit, yeah, sorry. Where were we?"I said Them Snakes might be linked to the towns closing.">>33524669Those darn fucking snakes, of course. You should have figured there was a larger, totally involved plot just by how evil their black scales and red eyes looked.Pincilla chuckles, "Well, it's certainly the best place to look right now.">>33524679>>33524746Yeah, you'll look into it as soon as you can. But, like, what do you guys do around here normally?"Oh, for me I was supposed to run the farm. I got the grippers to pull turnips out you know?"You begin wondering why you were able to pull those turnips out with your hooves, but remember maybe you just don't give a shit.>>33525199Could have you handled the snakes with those Pincers?"What? Hell no, there were like way too many of them. They could've bit my poor nose..." She pouts in an adorable way. It's so adorable the artist didn't draw it.
>>33546875Well the farm is back. Do you know anything about the hole that's right next to it?
>>33546896"Hole...? Do you mean my house? I usually live there."Oh, is your shell not your home?"No, it's like... shelter."Oh. Why haven't you moved back in there then?"I'm feeling really comfy right here, so I won't wanna move." She says that, but she does a little shuffle in her spot to emphasise how comfy she is.
>>33546918I bet shells are super comfy. I'm totally jealous.
>>33546918How long have you been in that spot? Do you plan on being here for awhile? I'm not judging, just curious.
>>33546918So I guess you'll move back into your home then. That's cool. Can i give your cute little nose a boop before investigating your home for any signs of left over snek? Maybe they left eggs or something.
LAST THREADStar Fin: "You wanted to do some more jobs, right? It'd be nice if you double checked the turnips to make sure the snakes haven't come back or something.">>33546918Perhaps we should hunt down the snakes in case they're squatting down in another town, or find a fishie pony that's not us to tell the other towns that the snakes have been dealt with. For obvious reasons because if we wander into any town then the people will freak the fuck out.Also those Snakes had a suit case and I kind of want to know what snakes would have those and what would be inside.What are the odds of us finding any drift wood up on the surface of the ocean, and possibly using it as an improvised shaft to make a spear?
>>33546918No one should even dare move from a comfy spot. It's like a universal law of some kind.
Oh thank god some sushi pone!
>>33546918Let's get our face between her booty and the comfy spot.
>>33546918Ask her about some job or what she does usually do.
>>33546918Find snaaaaaakes.>>33546925Sure, why not.>>33547732Flirting is too much however. We just did Lewds.
>>33548106Honestly, the flirt was just an excuse to bump from page 10.
>>33548574Please leave, CtBG.
>>33548574>unsolicited boops>towards a crab pone of all thingsDo you want us to get our flipperhooves snibbedi-snabbed?Because that how you get your flipperhooves snibbedi-snabbed.
>>33546918where my shark crotch titties at
>>33548919Why would a sharkpone have crotchtits?
>>33548928why wouldn't they?
>>33548957Their lower half is shark.
>>33548965it's a pony shark hybrid LET ME DREAM
>>33549008no one is stopping you from dreaming we're just reassuring you that your dreams will never be reality, anon
There has been at least two Anons ruining another Anon's dream of crotchtits on a sharkpone.Do you not know English? Is this bait?
>>33550357Looks like one anon to me.
Is it ethical to fish for (You)s in this thread?
>>33550378What was bait after all?Also, what?
>He doesn't understand anythingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33550392You are doing some weird, surreal shitposting, my man.
>>33546918IT LIVESI can understand wanting to stay wheres its comfy
>>33546875>You begin wondering why you were able to pull those turnips out with your hoovesPerhaps we didnt use our hooves in the end but better let them believe that, just dont let them see the bite marks
>>33546918>You begin wondering why you were able to pull those turnips out with your hooves>be unconsciously using telekinesis powers
>>33546975You definitely can't say all that to her, but you do tell her that you should go and do some snake hunting. Or talk with more residents. You haven't really decided yet."Aw, alright. I hope to see you soon, then!"But before you go...>>33546925>>33548574Can you boop her snoot?"Uh... that's a little weird--"Consent was never an option. You violate that tiny fucking nose with your hard, dominating hoof.
>>33551000Give a boop, get a boop.She can now give our snoot one free boop, redeemable any time.
>>33551009not with those fierce little grippers of hers.>>33551000Go investigate her home for snake clues or remaining snakes. Then go investigate the farm in case there was any snake tampering. Then go swim around the settlement to RIP AND TEAR SNEKS!
>>33551009^thisgo look for sneks
>>33551000It's not that weird, in fact it's completely natural.>>33551013It's alright, she's cute we can trust her.>>33551009Thirded.
>>33551013>she could boop us with her grippersThat's called suspense.
>>33550357>>33550392Oh hey skeleton players are welcome here? Neat.Did we ask little crab pon her name? Are we friends now?
>>33551000See how our friend-pal neighbour is doing, ask for some seasalt instead of sugar, perhaps we have better luck
>>33551101I don't see why you wouldn't be. Welcome to the quest.
>>33551009I don't know, who knows what those snibbers can do...
>>33551000we gun gid snibbed
Ah good, a new sharkpone thread. Can't wait to see where this goes. Let's murder some fucking snakes.
All the snek abuse has been noted and will brought up during the snek courtHave a good day
>>33552908all rise for the honorable Sir Hissington.
>>33552945Your honor, those snakes were trespassing on fish property and unlawfully assaulting the citizens. Because of this, they couldn't get to their food, so they had to take drastic measure.
>>33552945>not in sssssssesion4/10
>>33553201That warranted death? We are a sssssociety miss Pony SSSSShark, there are proceduressssss and lawsssssss that mussssst be followed. Vigilante jusssssssstice isssssn't acceptable behavior. If you had a complaint against these sneks you sssshould have brought it to thissss courtssssss attention.
>>33552908This adds new meaning to balancing the "scales" of justice.
>>33553242The snakes bit first.
>>33553278Do you have proof of your accusationsssssssssssssss?
>>33553288I have 57 heavily pixelated images of Danny Devito's face. Conclusive proof.
>>33553298Fabricationsssssssssss from anti-serpenteticssssssssssssss
Snake sympathizers get out.
>>33553715It'sssss not about sssssssympathy but due processsssss.
>>335537286 million wasn't enough
>>33553735Paddle will grow fat on their slippery dead.
>>33553316My fucking sides
>>33553316It's a fucking conspiracy against snakesupdate soon I promise
>>33554217Suddenly all the gay fish are explained.The sneks are putting chemicals in the water.
>>33554217>>33554225it's a fucking conspiracy and the snakes are behind it
>>33554217>CurseCareful Scarecrow, you might be next.
>>33554558thankfully booping the snoot didn't trigger the curse this time, we should be safe
Sir Hissington is an upstanding snek
>>33553288We have bite marks on a lesbians body ssssssssssirrr
>>33553316Why do they persssssssssecute ussss sssso?
nassssssty sharksssess, yesss yessss, filthhhhy thieving sharkssses stealing our preciousss turnipsesssss
Too many snakes.
>>33554672>13 hours since Scarecrow made the last updateBooping kills CYOAs confirmed. Thanks for ruining everything forever Cross the Boops Guy,
>>33555960Do you think he's the same guy who ruined spooky cherry quest?
Blondie Sharkpone is best
>>33555960heck man I wasn't feeling it at all today, sorry. I'll try to get something done soon, when I'm out of my slump
Honestly, snakes are pretty cool.
>>33558358Nice pic. Don't burn yourself out because people are inexplicably demanding, take it at your own pace and all that just have yourself a good time.
>>33558358its perfectly fine, get well and come back to the fishpones when you want. doom posting about boops which was dumb and paranoid.
>No more sharkAh yes, I'm one step closer to game end myself. Thank you, Scarecrow.
That Twilight is looking thicc.
>>33562587Shut up you.>>33558358I'm wishing you the best, Scarecrow.
>>33562587No, just slow.
You can do it, Scarecrow!You just have to believe in yourself!
>>33551009>>33551013>>33551019Content with having booped the little crab cutie on her snoot, you tell her to give you a boop back, which she does kinda confusedly, and really lightly. After that you tell her you'll go off to double check the farm for her, to which she politely thanks.You head your way to the farm, a reasonably short swim away, and give a quick glance over the place. You can sea the turnips, and the 3 places where the ones you plucked were.The front house where you did battle with the snakes might be worth investigatingThere's also that hole house behind the house that was always there but you kinda ignored during the snake bout.
>>33565125Go check out the hole house, we might have missed something there. Possibly more evil snakes to defeat.
>>33565125I bet there is a boss snek or something, carefully investigate the hole.
>>33565125Look in both holes desu If you know what I mean I mean we should investigate both houses
>>33565151Big Boss Snek.
>>33565224Punished Snek: A snek denied his turnips
>>33565125>Scheck both houseswatch out for the punished snake
>>33567968It looks like a googly eyed crab Or maybe I'm just autistic
>>33567995it kind of does
>>33565125Lewd that crab, after your done with the other stuff that is
>>33569260At least there aren't snakes shooting out of her eyes.
>>33571841It would be interesting, but we might have to squeeze into her she'll with her.
>>33571841>Lewd the mayor>Now the crabAre we going to lewd everyone in the town, the whole sea even?
>>33573791The ocean's salty for a reason you know
The last thing we want is to get crotch crabs.
>>33573806Futa shark confirmed.Because otherwise the ocean woudl taste like tuna.
Update will be soon I promise. I've been catching up on late commissions so I've not had much time to think about updating
>>33576001Any commissions you're disgusted to do?
>10B-but we need our dose seahorses.
Where, there's a hole, there's a will to plunge it's depths
>>33580870>>33580915Sooooooon, I promise. I'm finishing an easy commission today and hoping I have enough time/will to continue as well today
>>33581997Take your time. We'll bump until we drop if it means continuing our adventure with the precious sharkpone.
>>33581997bumping is our specialty also who taped on the knife?
>>33583187>"Excuse me anon, can you please tape this knife to my hoof?""Why, you planning on killing the snakes with it?">"Sure, snakes. Totally."
>>33581997>>33583334THIS IS WHY THE SNEK COURT CAME INTO SESSION, YOU FOOL!
>>33581997T-thats a big feesh
>>33585946>filename What did you mean by this
>>33586873Snoot boop bump
>>33589065what a slut
>>33590031I absolutely agree
Wholesome fish activities about to commence.
>>33591439>Mayor is still growingWe need find a fix for her curse before its too late
Updates are happening soon. I'm nearly done with commissions so I can finally set aside a day to not just do one update, but a WHOLE BUNCH!>>33591439Also yoooo that's extra spicy and nice, I love it!
>>33591668Is this a reference to something bump.
>>33591668>Soon>Last time he said that was two days agoI don't mind you taking your time my dude, but don't go telling fibs and getting our hopes up if you're not going to post.
>>33593174Are you Dorpo?
>>33593187Nope, I'm an anon
>>33591439Kalemon, you've done it again. Great work!
>>33593174Sorry man, I'm doing my best to keep y'all up to date. Soon ain't a lie, though, just very non-specific. If all goes well today I'll be able to crank out a few updates actually today for real and get one track for once.>>33593592>that picWhat did he mean by this?
>>33594120is that a narwhal pony? i would still fuck
>>33594284Nah man I just draw unicorn horns real bigBut a narwhal pony ain't a bad idea
>>33594312Have you been watching Gurren Lagann?
>>33594312A narwhal pony is Just a super unicorn.Change my mind.
>>33594808Jumping on this opportunity, thank you!
>>33595245>Not the first post from this IPHave you been playing this?
>>33595249QMs make up a fair amount of players.
>>33594120if you dont see the line next to the hoof and instead focus on the hair it made the unicorn look fat
>>33565142>>33565150You peak into the first hole house, the one where the big bunch of sneks were, and see nothing. Like, so much nothing that even the apparent earthy textures are just straight up not seeable. That's how nothing it is.However, in the rear house you see one lone, snoozing snek. It's so tiny and adorable sleeping like that, you could almost forget it's bites are painful as fuck. Almost.What should you do with the teeny Snek?
>>33596009kindly wake it and, with a big toothy grin, ask what it's doing here.
>>33596009Youse guys have been evicted, my man
>>33596009restrain it, and then interrogate it to learn where the snakes' leader is
>>33596009A snake sleeping here? Who let a snek live here among more cultured creatures? Sneks are to be exterminated from life... but later on. Wake up this horrifying baby snek.
>>33596009Capture snake, maybe to eat the sea noodle later but first we must see if we can change it to the the side of not being a prick.
>>33596009So they forgot about it? Poor baby. Wake it up and ask what's it doing still here.
>>33596009Interrogate the snake to find the sneeple.
>>33596009Beat it up and make it answer our questions:>Where are the rest of your friends?>Are you guys responsible for the town's continued isolation?>Do you know where I can find sunken ships?What if this snake had a vore fetish?
>>33596009Eat it like the rest.
>>33596009Shove the snake in Paddle's sharkgina
>>33596009question the snake
>>33596113It might, pretty unlikely that will come up though... Whether it would be for eating things or being eaten or both would be the question.
>>33596009The snek can only stay on the condition it joins our weirdo town of misfits instead of squatting on a farm.
>>33596009Either catch it in the bag or sneakily eat it while it's sleeping.
>>33596046>>33596055These two, actually. This is perfect. Just nudge it gently awake and put on your widest, friendliest grin, right in front of his face
>>33596009Is there such a thing as underwater torches? That House of Nothing makes me ill at ease
>>33597604>The snek's so tiny and adorable sleeping like thatwhat
>>33597671 Fuck. I'm gonna use the excuse that I was still practically asleep.>mfw trying to post less than five minutes after my alarm
>>33596046>>33596084>>33596103>>33597610You give the little snake, hereby known as That Snake, and give a hearty warmy hello with the biggest grin of your life. You know your teeth are gonna scare it, this ain't on accident.At the sight of you it starts trembling, looking around the place for it's brethren, only to find it's been abandoned. Left to die because it overslept in the shed. It sheds a single tear. An underwater tear. The saddest of tears.>>33596104>>33596132That Snake is questioned thoroughly, but once again it can only do a small hiss in response. Well, not actually a hiss. More like a Ssss. It's pretty different considering the last time you heard snake talk, it was spouting angry insults at you, but it still sounded like he was saying some complex stuff.Could this be... a baby snake?A Snaby!?
>>33597994> A Snaby!?PET IT.
>>33597994Sidequest Added: "Slick Like A Snake" - Learn Parseltongue.
>>33597994Equip snaby. He shall be our snaby.
>>33597994Not if it is the same size as all the full grown snakes.Boop it the boop of terror. Go look around the cave.
>>33597994Well for now it is too sad to kill it, and it's not as big of a douche as it friends were. Take the dead snakes out of our bag then capture the snaby in the bag.Tie the three dead snakes together and fashion ourselves a rather snazzy edible belt.
>>33598081This Then we shall raise him ourselves and groom him into a mighty warrior, the greatest snake warrior that ever lived, unquestioningly loyal, who will fight at our command and slay our enemies; who shall be destined to go forth against his own kin and wipe his brethren from the sea, only to realise, the deed already done, the tragedy of his life: destined, from the youngest age, to be the one to end his own kind; at which point the grief will consume him, and he will lie down on the mound of his fallen kin, and never rise again. And thus the seas will be freed from snakes.
>>33597994How does snake inside fish pussy feel
>>33598381snake is not for sexual!
>>33598390I guess instead of a cute loli (shota?) we could always settle for necro. We still have three, I think. But I think there's no reason to pass up this opportunity
>>33597997>>33598115You give the adorable little munchkin a big hearty boop on the nose, confusing it in the process. >>33598081>>33598373Pulling the little snaby into your hooves and holding it real close, you tell it you're going to take care of it from now on. Like you, who was abandoned by your family, it has now felt the same pain. But you shan't let it struggle alone, no! You shall be... it's new mom!The little Snaby just looks at you confusedly. It definitely understood you, it just feels like things went from scary to not-scary a bit too suddenly. It's fine though, you doubt it'll complain.You are officially a Snake Mother!
>>33599111So is it a loli or a shota? If we can't tell the difference, then just ask it.
>>33599111>Hey kid wanna /SS/?>inb4 get detained by fish policeKidding kidding. Investigate the hermit sea point's "shed" then house.
>>33599111Tell me if you get hungry we'll go out and look for something, you need to grow up big and strong after all.Now come on we have some exploring to do.
>>33599111Some might call this a kidnapping. We call it a rescue from those dirty sneks. Sneks are incapable of being better parents than us. Hopefully the mayor won't mind.
>>33599111Well we better start thinking of a way to feed our new baby (and ourselves) that isn't its brethren.Also, investigate the cave and report back to crab.
>>33599111This means we're officially a milf.
>>33599589Fuck, you're right. We haven't even gotten to make use of our wide hips yet.
>>33599111If she's sneks mother then who is the father?
double check the hole house to make sure the shota snake isn't just a distraction
>>33599111>OP quoting >>33598373Not ominous at all
>>33599660Well, it's a black snake so nobody knows.
>>33600883God damn nigger snakes leaving shark moms to take care of all the sneklets.
>>33599111Set off to find a way to get it enrolled in the best snek school a mother could hope for.Then suddenly remember what you were actually doing on this quest before and say fuck it, he's getting homeschooled along your adventure.
>>33599111Dub followed by a trip. Talk about a get.But, uh, won't it be awkward for the little snake we're caring for once we take a dead snake out of that snake sack we keep for food and eat it?
>>33601847Tell him they're just sleeping. And that his parents are on "vacation"
>>33601847He'll have to get used to it at least for until we run out of snakes, or grow to like it. Alternatively we could just say we're doing a special trick and that they're fine.
>>33599111The snaby shall ride in our mane.
>>33599111The snake's new home is your mane now!
Lets keep the whole eating snakes thing out of snaby's sight.
>>33603647Nah, he's our kid now so we gotta look after him. Who knows what trouble he could get into if we leave him alone like that.
>>33603713It's not healthy to never have a moment alone anon.
>>33603732It's hard to get a moment alone as a parent, it must be even harder when you're a single mother.
Hopefully the murder happy mayor doesn't lose her crown over the snaby.
>>33603647I support this notion.
>>33607314That's really damn good!
>>33607314Oh heck, that's nice inept.
>>33607706Inept really likes Gurren Lagann.
>>33607314I can almost hear the music that goes with this.Love it!
>>33611108Sharks cannot sweat.
>>33612082Sea is salty because of shark sweat.
>>33612150I thought it was salty because of all the fishy lesbian sex.
>>33612938You raise an excellent point, sir
Row, row, fight the powah!
>>33607706Shork taking all the fish cock when
>>33615645Never.Fish don't have dicks.
>>33615662Not with that attitude
>>33615662There's always sailors and landlubbers.
Tomorrow... we continue.
>>33616525Is Pony Paddle an anti-vaxxer?
>>33616531I don't think she's a liberal.
Baka Diver senpai
>>33616577WATmost anti-vaxxers are right wing country idiots.
>>33616577>>33616916It's a mix of both and more. You don't need to follow a certain ideology to be an idiot.
>>33616948>You don't need to follow a certain ideology to be an idiot.But that's not what the TV man told me to think!
>>33616916Wat? The anti-vaxx movement was started by retarded ass liberals in California. The Daily Show even did a skit on them.
You make one anti-vaxx mom meme...Anyway, update happening today
>>33599346>>33599479>>33601847Oof, right, you need to feed it. And you still have a few dead snakes in your pouch. On second thought, you'll just be a temporary mother until you can give the snake a good home.>>33599589A temporary milf! Get it while it's still available, boys!>>33602013>>33602407>>33599670The little Snebby slithers into your mane so it can be nice and comfortable. You tell it to just not nibble your ears and it can stay there as long as it likes!Investigating the hole house, you see it's actually a little deeper than it looks, but just seems to be for storing turnips for later eating. Not the snek, the fish. The turnips looks untouched, so you doubt it eats these.So, current results of your quest... one adopted snebby. This is fine enough to report back to The Mayor you think.>>33603878>>33599473Yeah, you're kind of wondering about that. It might be better to lie to her and say you found nothing. But... should you?
>>33618325Should we find some food for snebby?Is she hungry?Very cute shark with snabby btw!
>>33618325What about the second hole? Have we thoroughly checked that yet?>Yeah, you're kind of wondering about that. It might be better to lie to her and say you found nothing. But... should you?The mayor's our sub, why would we try to conceal it from her
>>33618325Well unless we plan on staying here forever and possibly eating the fish she's ruling over we're going to need to move on eventually, we set out on this journey to find a new home this place isn't bad and it'd make a fine back up plan.Check out any last nooks and crannies there might be, if we find nothing grab that box of turnips and head back.
>>33618325Fight a hobbit worm and feed it to snebIt's like a bobbit worm but the manlet equivalent
>>33618325Time to get in more holes. Snek is no secret. No harm will come to our child.
>>33618075Is that why Pony Paddle said silence a while back? Was that her from the future? I need the deepest lore sampei.
>>33618325>But... should you?Lie. These fish are obviously incredibly racist and would never accept the idea of a "good" snake.It is your sworn duty to defend the downtrodden, when you're not eating them.
>>33619029Yeah but we're a fucking shark, and they're fucking tiny fish, if the racist fish don't like it they'll just have to deal with it.I'm fairly certain the only reason we've even been doing chores and stuff is to avoid trouble, not because we have to.
>>33619108That mindset is specifically the kind we're trying to work against so that our snek babey can have a better life. Might doesn't make right!If we just kill the fish that question us we prove them right and the cycle will just start all over again when snek babey is grown up.
>>33619120>Might doesn't make right!It does >we prove them rightThey are
Hiding snek will just lead to trouble when snek gets found anyway.
>>33619120>>33619481>>33619790take this as a word of caution. in the fallout games humans are commonly known as the "dominant" species, any other creatures that are not human such as super mutants ghouls synths ect, are treated as evil abominations and hardly ever get a pass, hell when you enter a city that has the most ghouls the ghoul mayor even says it himself that they are seen as freaks to most humans, and that its really the only place they can go.so imagine how these fish "humans" are going to react when they see a snek "synth" in their settlement, just something to think about.
>>33619830Snakes don't replace loved ones in the night. We're a shark pony who rolled into town and fucked the fish pony mayor. If we vouch for him, it'll be fine.
>>33619850>Sneks don't replace loved onesHow do you KNOW that? that sounds like something a snek would say to me...
>>33619996How can I be sure you aren't the snek?
>>33620045How dare you call me a snek! I'll kill you snek!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpBVGcbLvbQ
>>33618325she liked our tongue in her fish pus-pus, wait until she sees what our lil snabby can do
>>33619830Now imagine if a) a superhuman hero able to singlehandedly take on everyone in town at once, and b) incidentally also the saviour of the town, having driven away enemies that were causing a a famine - imagine if a guy like that brought a synth and said "he's staying with me and that's final".I think you'd probably want to shut up. Also you'll likely trust the hero guy, with his awesome power, to keep one lowly synth in check.
>>33620105This is a world where people with pool cues will willingly charge a man wearing what is literally a walking tank with a gatling laser.
>>33620085No molest lil snek
>>33620121That pool cue might work if we all charge at once and shout one liners!
>>33620150Partially correct, lil' snek molest sexy fishstick.
Find a male (or female?) snek for your baby snek and work to spawn a snek army under your command.
>>33620874Make everyone experience the pain of thousands of motherfuckers. (wait is that mother us now since we're a milf?)
>>33620929Mother of snakes.
>army of snakesis... is this metal gear?
>>33622548That's what the La-li-lu-le-lo want you to think.
>>33620929Nah, the mother isn't us that's being fucked. we can't produce sneks since we're a shark. That's why we need to find out snekbeby a good man (or gril) snek to start popping out the grandchildren for our army.
tomrorow yet again
>>33624289You're a fish, you silly
>>33624289>Say you'll continue tomorrow>Everyone gets excited>Spell it "tomrorow" so you have deniability when you put it off againNice try anon, but I see through your clever ruse!
>>33625074Nah time passes slower underwater, it's relativity. Trust me I have 2 physics PhD
>>33625092I have a theoretical degree in physics.
>>33625113I have a masters in underwater basket weaving.
>>33625161Much more useful
>>33625176It was that or the polo.
How autistic am I for doing this, gentleanons?
>>33625443Very autistic. Trust me, I'm a ducktor.
>>33625443it's very autistic, but at least you're not roleplaying
>>33625473Oh no, they were right about vaccines causing autism!
>>33625443Can you really do shark tails in that game? I think that's the most autistic part.
>>33625910You really can. Pretty recent update.I don't know why I still play it, the site is filled with so much shit.
>>33618346>>33618704>>33620085Hell yeah, you ain't no gosh darn ding dang flibbing flammin fucking LIAR! If Star Fin has a problem with you bringing a little baby snake into the town, then it ain't your problem.>>33618462>>33618346You've thoroughly searched the whole farm already, and are already heading back to the town to report to Star Fin, who you promptly inform of your findings.First she is informed of the little snaby on your head"That's... cute. I don't really want it staying here."Naw it's totally fine, you already kind of intended on returning it to it's mother... maybe. Plans on how to actually do that are still in the works."Right. Well, I got good news for you then. The snake's mother is very likely the one attacking the cities we trade from."And how do you know that?She pulls out another comically oversized piece of paper. That gag ain't ever gonna get old. "This letter I received while you were out. It says they've had to close off trades due to scary snake attacks."Oh boy. You guess that means trying to return our little snaby is really risky."Unfortunately, yeah, but it could be a huge benefit to the town. If by some chance returning the baby makes the snakes stop attacking, my town can at least live more comfortably being able to make trades again. It's your call, though."
>>33626368Aren't we basically blood related to the snakes now? Go and assist our brethren in their fight, I say
>>33626368Hmm... I guess instead of being a problem here they went and became a problem somewhere else. Which way is that city? I'll go check it out.>>33626385Maybe, probably not. Even if they were related to us because of our adoption their bites still hurt like a motherfucker.
>>33626368We must reunite mother and child to end this city's snake tyranny!And also find another mayer to brashly seduce
>>33626368Clearly we gotta go kill the mom now. Does Star know where we gan get some weapons and shork armor?>>33626385No. What makes you think that?
>>33626368Option 1: find snake mom. Secretly kill her without snaby knowing. Ideally, frame the rest of the snakes for the death. Then tell snaby that in an extremely tragic and completely unexpected turn of events, we are its only remaining mother, and if applicable that the other snakes conspired against us.Option 2: find snakes, give snaby, realise we don't want to be separated from snaby, join snakes ourselves.
>>33626456Option 3: seduce an adult sneks and shove em in Paddle's shark vagoober. After we make sure someone is taking care of snaby.
>>33626368>>33626385>>33626420I like the idea of a compromise best. Let's befriend the snakes to stop the raids, we can have our snaby help convince them we're friendly. Then we'll seduce the snake leader, go someplace private, and use them as a living vibrator.
>>33626368try to join snake gang!
>>33626472Can we really? Dem snakes need meat, so the only option for them is to murderlate peeps. We on the other hand have the omivore option.
>>33626385>>33626426>>33626456>>33626470>>33626472>>33626508>let's join the enemy!>let's kill the mom and steal her child!>use them as sex toys!I wonder why we were kicked out of our own town
>>33626456>Option 1: find snake mom. Secretly kill her without snaby knowing. Ideally, frame the rest of the snakes for the death. Then tell snaby that in an extremely tragic and completely unexpected turn of events, we are its only remaining mother, and if applicable that the other snakes conspired against us.tell the baby snek that their Mother was killed by Darth sneker, for the Mother snek's snekiness lead to their death, by us. Then find them a lightsaber and raise them to kill the other sneks.
>>33626368If we complete this task, does that mean we'll have a permanent home? That's what we've been searching for, haven't we?
>>33626613Well, technically yes that is what we're looking for but we should probably explore around a little more just to see if there are any other options.
>>33626419>>33626420>>33626472There ain't not dang way you're gonna miss out on this action. Where's the that city? You'll head over there right now!"Uhh, well, it's a little bit of a swim, but just follow Trade Road and you'll get there easily. The city is called Finland. Pffh, nah I'm fucking with you, that was a shitty pun. It's some fancy rich name like Corelstine. You'll know it when you see it, should only take a day to get there"Hahaa, she almost had you there. Everybody knows naming something Finland is something only dumb people do. Thanks for the direction, though, you'll head off as soon as your inner voices decide if you're good to go or not."Alright, sweet! If there's anything you need for the journey, just ask and I'll see what I can do!"
>>33626613Currently you live with the mayor, but like what >>33626640 said, gotta explore your options. Proof of citizenship on a card just ain't the same as a place you can happily call home.
>>33626640We could just abandon this town, task, and go travel with our baby snek. If we really don't care about this mayor or town at all. Though, something tells me we'll never bring ourselves to betray our mayor and crab friend like that.>>33626670Supplies for one. Although, I don't imagine they have meat for a big shark like us. Maybe companions? But that's better off with us just asking around instead of the mayor. I got nothing.
>>33626685Go look outside the boundaries of the down for beginner level underwater monsters to bulli. We need that dank exp.>>33626691We got 2 or 3 snake noodles left. We can also eat veggies if needed.
>>33626670>shit talk finland>begin to have a sinking feeling that someone named "the white death" is stalking you
>>33626670Well if I end up fighting with them again do you have a set of maybe something I can wear?>>33626691Wow, you got attached to them real quick. I can't really say anything about your experience but as someone who's had to move around a lot when you go house hunting you don't generally just go to the first one a go 'yep, this is good enough. Nah, I won't bother checking out any other places it has to be here.'Choosing another place to live wouldn't be betraying Star or the crab (and for the record while I would call her friendly I don't think I'd call the crab our friend just yet, we only had one conversation with her after all.) we could always visit them whenever we like.
>>33626732These are small fish ponies. Why would they have anything shark pony sized?We might have better luck looting the clothes off of long dead pony pirates.
>>33626738While that is true I was kind of hoping she'd have something that would be normalish on her but silly/cutely small on us, or perhaps kinky like say a fishnet tail stocking that hugs our dorsal fin in all the right ways.Or possibly (the 2nd) a hat, because hats are awesome.
>>33626732Anon, I don't actually care about moving at all or staying. I was exaggerating about not helping them with their big snake issue, after making them think we would help with the task is giving here. I at least assume we're going to say yes to the task regardless.
>>33626738Look how the mayor is growing - I wouldn't be surprised if she even had clothes too big for us.
>>33627254>>33626670The mayor's actually an ancient giant demon trapped in the form of a cute fish by 101 snek sorcerers years ago.Only when the sneks are dead can she once again be free to wreck havoc upon the world.We're merely her pawn for snek genocide to free her, and her growing is proof of her breaking free of the spell upon her.
>>33629672I could believe it.
>>33629672What she didn't count on of course was our adoption of the snaby, so after we kill the 101 snake wizards and realize that she was fishzilla and was playing us all along we have to go on a quest to teach snaby the recently lost magic of his kind.
>>33626732"Unfortunately," she says, "we don't really have anything that fits bigger sea creatures."That's fair, but it does make you a little more self conscious.>>33626691It's easier to take affirmative action, so you head outside again. There are the same amount of residents as you last saw them, so your options are still kinda the same. 1 Hermit Crab, whom you've spoken with before. the 2 little fish ponies are still having a chat, and it seems that 1 seapony at the back is done with her boxes.
>>33629943Go see the 2 little fish ponies and see if you can join in on their conversation.
>>33629943Ask someone if they know anyone out of town or in town that got a good shanks. Something sharp.Oh hey shark teeth regrow. If we can a stick, rope and discarded shark teeth we could make a weapon. Sadly we don't have two of those three, and we sure as hell ain't pulling out our own.
>>33629943Go to the sea pony delivering boxes and say hello.She might know her way around if she's delivery stuff.
>>33629943What's in those boxes? Are they just moving in?
>>33629943Ask the two fish ponies what they'd think (hypothetically) were an innocent snekbaby to move into their town.
>>33629943inquire with the seapony about the mayor's history or anything they know about her. It strikes me that we literally know nothing about this fish that we're doing jobs for and killing things for except that she's promised us housing, is cute and is the leader of the community.
>>33629943Quickly go tell crab we got the last snek. Her home is snek free.
>>33634114Richard needs to watch his language.
>>33634139>I learned it from you
>>33635988Why you little-Starts to attempt to strangle a being without a neck using our hooves.I'll teach you for following my poor example!>Snaby is too slippery and all we end up doing is power hugging her for a moment before she shoots out of our grip like a bar of soap leading to us essentially juggling her as we keep catching her when she comes back down then shooting her back up again right after.
>>33631086>>33631344>>33632848With that many boxes, that tomboyish sea pony's gotta have something in there that can help you before you leave.You swim over and greet her, introducing yourself as Pony Paddle, and your little beby snek riding on your head"Oh, hey, you're that shark! The name's Coraline. Nice to meet ya!"Ey, nice to meet you too. You stop for a moment to remember that, ignoring the pun, Coraline is the name of a movie. What a reference! Too bad it's not relevant anymore. Big sad.>>33631247What's with the boxes?"These? These are goods I usually sell to residents or traders. I've had to pack them away though. No use in keeping them out when there aren't new fish to entice with it."What about other residents of the town?"Pssh, they're fine, they know what I've got."Well you're new here so..."Don't worry about that, just ask for it. I'll know if I got it or not."
>>33637143Anything to destroy all these snakes we'll come across! Except our baby snek here.How do those boxes work under water? Who knows?
>>33637143Ask if she has any snek lure, fishing string, a copy of Past Sins, rum, a pirate hat or a Ace Thruster dakimakura
>>33637143>How do boxes work underwater?>Do you happen to carry non radish food? >Mmmm. Were a shark actually. Were pretty much set for adventuring.>Got any hats?
>>33637163>Were a sharkWhat are we now then, dumb mobileposter?
>>33637143A set of power armor and a submarine opener.
All iterations and offshoots of the strange waifu thread must be purged.
>>33637143We don't have anything to trade with unfortunately, but does she have anything that could help with the super snek problem? Will find some way to pay her back.>>33637163Thicc hide? Check. Big ol chompers? Check. Snek companion? Check. Omnivore shork? Check.>>33637185>not relying on shork strengthWhat are you, a cuttlefish?
>>33637143> sex toysjust asking for a friend of course
>>33637143Does she have a map or anything we can carry stuff with?
>>33637497Only good answer so far
>>33637283We'll pay her back by getting her more traffic due to removing the snek problem.
>>33637807>it'll give you exposure
>>33637143Inquire how business has been; she's mentioned traders, which implies other towns in the area.
>>33637143Do you have any socks? Or any belts or hats?
>>33637197Friend, this is a CYOA, not /swt/.Open up your eyes and read the fucking thread next time.
>>33637143Demand all her goods or you shall unleash your snek beby on him with his snek magic.
>>33640374That's not something a good neighbor would do, anon.Plus if we do that noone will want to bang the shork for being mean
>>33637143Are you buying things too?
>>33640392when shork is 2 times their size, they don't have a choice in the banging!
>>33637143Do we even have money to buy with?Maybe we could purchase something with a favor?~
>>33640427But anon...Isn't that...>Rape
>>33641085>its not rape if a girl does it
Honestly I'm feeling myself lose steam on this quest, if my more and more infrequent updates weren't showing that.You guys okay with me taking a break and returning to it later?
>>33642429That seems like a bit of a useless question, since I can't imagine anyone sincerely going "No! I want you to put out low-quality forced updates until you burn yourself out!".But yeah, that sounds fine to me.
>>33642463I know, man, but I feel better asking for your opinion instead of just saying I'm gonna do it without any consideration for how you feel.
>>33642471That is really nice, it's good to know what's happening but even better to have been extended such a courtesy.I agree with the other two anons take whatever break you need, but I request two things.One, tell us if we should let this thread due or not.And two, those quick pics are a ton of fun. I guess that's not really a request but I wanted you to know that.
>>33642612Ay thank ya man, they're nice to just drop while I postAlso, yeah, let the thread die. I don't know how close we are to the bump limit, so it might be okay to keep posting. But, either way while it dies I'm curious to know what y'all peeps thoughts of the quest so far. What I was doing well, or not doing well. Or just shit you'd like me to do more or less of.
>>33642715> I'm curious to know what y'all peeps thoughts of the quest so farI like long snouts and slit pupils and dominant mares
>>33642429I actually am still eager to see this cyoa play out, despite the delays, and the break you're gonna take. It's better for you take a break that's really needed, rather than force yourself to continue. >>33642715I guess the only thing I would want to see from the quest if just generally more silly characters. It's definitely the strongest part of the quest for me.
>>33642715Wanna more things to do.
>>33642715I jumped in about halfway through but it's been a ton of fun, it has been silly and the jokes are good and most importantly the characters are fun to be around.Honestly all I think could be better is the use of this really unique setting but really that's probably more up to us.As far as I know we've never had a underwater cyoa before and I really want to explore, go see the sandy shallows or some mangrove forests, have a look for manatee ponies in some underwater grass plains, check out the depths and the weird creatures that live there, or we could swim as fast as we can in the open ocean and race sword fish, we could go look at some corral reefs or a popular beach.There is just so much to see and do.
>>33643789I do agree, honestly. The fish mayor is getting boring, I wanna maybe look around town and then be off on an adventure (or at least a leisurely treck into the unknown).
>>33642429do what you gotta do man, don't feel forced. We're always happy for whatever we get, so no pressure.
>>33644410There is always pressure underwater.
>>33644434Pressing down on you, pressing down on me... Under pressure.
>>33643789>watching undersea volcanoes erupt>exploring sunken ships in search of treasures from the surface>an underwater version of Cloudsdale made entirely of coral>cave diving or plunging into the Challenger Deep for added spoop>stargazing at bioluminescent plankton>investigating the mysterious sounds of the deep known only as 'Bloops'>building snowsharks in the glacier and iceberg-laden frigid northern oceansShut up and take my (You)s.
>>33644539Swimming through the kelp forests (cites? That could be awesome.) chasing otters, fighting salt water (pony?) crocodiles in an epic one on one match, building a landship and sailing the seven continents become the most feared landshark pirate as a result, go reverse surfing around some whirlpools, if we're able swim up some river and explore the fresh water environment, find and eat some sea turtles and make a great shield out of their shell we could also make a cutlass out of a walrus tooth, go to a fish cleaning service and have the parasites cleaned off of us (not saying we have any but it might be a pleasant experience.)Maybe we could go find a whale shark or just a whale because that could be interesting so could finding some dolphins.We can just go around meeting new and interesting fish, shark, whale, and crustacean ponies. (Would we find shark ponies who come from different sharks exotic and possibly desirable?)We should go down to the ocean floor where the light no longer reaches and it would be blacker than night if it wasn't for the bioluminescent fish.
>>33643789>we've never had a underwater cyoa before
>>33645358To be fair, he did say "as far as I know.">>33643789Shame on you.
>>33644539>>33645338>All these ideas I literally didn't haveHeck man
>>33645379Lmao, just steal some ideas from https://www.anonpone.com/deltap/ and https://www.anonpone.com/subquest/
>>33645380lmao like I'll ever read a cyoaFor real I'll try to get to reading them sometime. I'm really bad at getting myself to do thnat sorta thing
>>33645386Have you at least read https://www.anonpone.com/advice since Express Delivery?
>>33645379I don't know about the other guy, but I spat out everything I did in the hopes that you'd """"""""be inspired by"""""""" something. Can't copyright an idea, my dude.
>>33645390>Can't copyright an idea, my dude.not according to disney, my dude.
>>33645379Really just use a mish mash of whatever you like, I'd be ecstatic to do any of them or anything else really the whole point of a cyoa is for everyone to have fun at least that's how I see it anyway.Most of these are ideas for locations we could go to or things we could do, they're not the plot that'll get us there or the characters we would meet and make them feel alive.Even if you use those ideas it just means everyone is working together to make the best and most enjoyable quest we can and that would be great.(Honestly making one of those posts was totally worth it just for the reaction image.)Though if you want to come up with ideas for yourself (I wouldn't blame you, it's a ton of fun.) I'd recommend watching a nature documentary on the ocean, like blue planet for example. It has a lot of good things in it just waiting to be exploited for ideas.
>>33645389I'd read it even before Express Delivery, but just kinda fucked up the planning process>>33645412Ay, thanks man. For real, just giving ideas like that helps a lot. I'm not good at researching things to be more knowledgeable on them. It's why Hole Houses are a thing in this quest. I couldn't be bothered to learn what Fish actually sleep in
>>33645417It is hard to look up 'where do fish sleep' without google thinking you're some two bit mob wannabe looking for where you're supposed to dump off a body.But if I'm remembering correctly I think something fish sleep in corral at least the ones near it anyway or in the roots of mangroves just anywhere they feel safe, I have no idea where the more open ocean fish sleep I've never thought about it before. (they might go into a half sleep state?)But the hole houses are good, it makes things a bit more silly and fun plus there's no reason to think sapient fishes wouldn't build their own shelter and since there's not much else around but sand... Well they worked well with what they had.Nothing has to be one hundred percent scientifically accurate, if it was then this cyoa would just be us as a normal shark going around eating things.I'm pretty bad at research too, I just happen to really enjoy nature documentaries and watched blue planet about twenty times on various long road trips. I think I'll try track down my copy and watch it again it's been a while.Anyway as I said writing down ideas is fun, if you're cool with it then next time I get a bunch of them I'll write them down again though not during an active session as that could be a little distracting or annoying.
>>33645446Ay that's always appreciated. I have a few notes of several different types of sea ponies you'd meet along the way, so have location ideas is really helpful too. We're technically not active right now, so I'm happy to talk about it, but I imagine peeps would prefer the thread die instead of this discussion happening.So I will just say, I might run another quest or something while I sit on this one. Sometimes juggling a second creative project can help keep your mind off the other. We'll see if I do, though.
>>33645469>I imagine peeps would prefer the thread die instead of this discussion happening.Why though
>>33645469Lmao, how about a quest where Anon turns into a Changeling and can't get a job anywhere until he decides to take on the form of a Bat Pony and then gets a job as a delivery boy?
>>33645471I guess I'm just being a worry wart. I get paranoid like that>>33645472Sure, let's make it a horror quest, too!
>>33645474I can't wait!
>>33645469I guess it might, it let's you still have a creative outlet while taking a break from this. I'll keep any eye out for it if you do decide to make one. I can't really say anything else about running another quest that I haven't said before and I'd just be repeating myself. Talking instead of running is always better then radio silence, it benefits everyone to talk, plus it's just very enjoyable.
>>33645474Now that you're doing CYOAs, have you thought about using your OCs for one?
>>33645527I already do. People still mistake Pony Paddle for Four Eyes lmao>>33645504Yeah, I'd prefer to keep you guys in the know instead of just going quiet and leave you wondering.If I do another quest I think I'll make it something space-related in some way. That feels like it'd be fun to do.
>>33645567Maybe I've just been following you for too long. How do you confuse Pony Paddle for this pretty ponyo?
Just throw some primo sharkhorseporn up on the Booru every now and then and all will be well.
>>33645572Because I'm lazy and only draw wavy hairI can't help it man, it's pretty!!
>>33645579Hold up.IS Pony Paddle Four Eyes? Her hair is covering her forehead after all.
>>33645582you found out the sekrit
>>33645584M. A. Larson needs to make this canon.
When you gonna draw this shark getting fucked?
>>33645567>Yeah, I'd prefer to keep you guys in the know instead of just going quiet and leave you wondering.Thank you, we don't need another Nasapone on our hands
So, just to be sure, we are letting this thread die and OP will make new one when hes recharged and feels like continuing, right?Polite sage.
>>33642429An older way of running quests is running 4-5 hour sessions every week and letting the thread die in between. It helps keep the pressure off your back and lets you go hard for a little while.