>gee, I wonder how Twilight turned out to be such a huge slut--
>When your mom introduces you to the best BOI at the party
>>33497071What a guy!#MakeAceEvenGreater
>>33497059She knows BOI that made her feel young and like a woman again.
>>33497059God i want to give Twilight a little sibling
>>33497079He is the dream we all share.
>>33497099Raise Ace awareness
>>33497099Its not even the worst shitposting weve had. Just filter it like most people do.
>>33497079Great! Greater! Greatest!
>>33497110I kind of thought that Ace was amusing at the start but now it's just boring. There's no content that goes with the shitposting it's just there.
>>33497164It pisses off eqgfags.>their self insert detective OC gets proven fake as of dec 23rd>shit on them with ace posting since
>>33497082B/Ace'd/ and what-a-guy-pilled!
>>33497176No it doesn't. It's not a weapon against dougs, just a bland oc and the same shitposts every single time.
>>33497195Hmm well gosh logically it should follow that if it's just a bland oc shitpost, you'd just ignore it
>>33497176It only pisses people off insofar as it's the exact same child spamming /b/-tier trash of repetitiveness that people get sick of seeing over and again. You're not pissing anybody off on the meaningful level you think you are. You're the Downs Syndrome kid who goes into a fit of hysteria. Nobody is offended, just annoyed.
>>33497208This posts sounds awfully salty.Why would this be?
>>33497176Yeah if someone's dumb enough to throw a fit over a singular subject then they should have that thing thrown in their face.
>>33497208>You know that old saying "Ignore the trolls and they will go away?">I chose to ignore it and feed them, and get irate when the trolls keep getting larger.
>>33497238Shitposting begets shitposting.Who knew, huh
>>33497248Finally, a proper girl for Ace Thruster.
>>33497059She's an even bigger slut than Twilight, and she has DECADES of experience with being a slut.
>>33497217he's not being the best BOI he can be.
>>33497176noit just shows how butthurt you are because of eqg>spam some irrelevant OC 24/7>y-you mad!
Who's the bigger slut between Sci-Twi and Rarity? Rarity has more natural talent, but Sci-Twi has more skill. She's researched every tender spot on a cock, and the most efficient way to make her partner cum..
>>33497275Hey I thought you guys said this was bland shitposting and were going to filter it already
>>33497275>no uLike clockwork
>>33497259WOW Glimmy!He's dreamy!
>>33497290>>33497293>angry butthurt replies as expected
>>33497287Sci-Twi, like pony Twi, will take it at face value and say 'it must be like X' while Rarity understands there must some finesse to it.
>>33497306[no u intensifies]Sad to be honest
>>33497313>he's anally destroyed because of harmless cartoon girlsembarassing m8
>>33497059Ass worship is against the rules.
>>33497316And then there's THIS guy.
>>33497314>he's anally destroyed his cartoon girl gets anally destroyed by Aceyikes, chief
>>33497314>creates a strawman and attacks itYikes!
>>33497321>>33497325butthurt level: over 9001
>>33497332>his strawman didn't work so more no u! You're embarrassing yourself
>>33497332Saint Ace keeps you in his grace, my sonGo your way in peace
>>33497341but m8 your OC doesn't make me angry while EqG makes you furious
>>33497345>Doesn't make me angryThat's why you're still here engaging him instead of ignoring it I guess
>>33497345Why are you lying to yourself, laddy?Ace is the reason you're here losing your marbles.How many more strawmans you planning to create?
>>33497351Their butthurt is entertaining
>>33497359>Hothead damage controlCrikey!
Do you think Glimmy would be disappointed with Ace Thruster? He may be great but she lives in a land of magic. He's got to have something more to impress her.
>>33497382He would fuck her in all holes after their first date. Glimm is a slut.
>>33497382I thought he had a giant flying mech?What's not cool about that?
too much anger itttime for some good vibes ;^)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5j8Sg5Btys
>>33497110>It's not even the worst shitposting we've had.How many of the 47 posts in this thread are aceposts or people getting triggered by it?More than 35. More than 2/3 of the posts in this thread.It's bad enough.
>>33497393>Ace isn't a chadly secret agent at all>Ace is actually a whimsical Wonka-tier personality with a deep love for all things eccentricWe're getting somewhere now
>>33497384No one's denying that but isn't Ace supposed to be a respectable guy? Why's he hanging around with girls like Glimmy?
>>33497356Lmao savedWhat a guy!
>>33497059Everyone will, given the chance.
>>33497359>COPE levels increasingHe’s UNHINGED
>>33497398Ace sees the good in everyone.
>>33497416That's actually really nice of him. It's hard being alone and after her stint as a dictator I'm sure she just needs someone like Ace to set her on the right track.
>>33497430Ace will protect her smile.
>>33497441What a guy!
Does Flash have any sort of chance with Twilight's mom?
>>33497441>Ace will protect everyone's smile.Fyfy
>>33497462Does Twilight's mom ever hang out at the mall food court alone?
>>33497462Maybe, does she like the screech of an electric guitar?
>>33497466You DELET this right now.
>>33497494>J-Just keep playing aloof, Flashy boy>No matter how much it hurts inside>"Flash? Flash, honey, shouldn't you be in school at this hour?">Flash immediately rises and pushes his seat in, choking back tears>'Uhh, no Ms. Sparkle, hahah, I'm -, I'm not really needed anywhere, at all, hahah, see ya around.'
>>33497507>Velvet looks at the sad boy leaving the table in a rush>"Wait, Flash! Is something wrong? How about we walk and talk for a bit, honey."Pity /ss/ Quest begins
>>33497208This, complete cringe and i have yet to see a genuinely angry reaction.
>>33497541Woops looks like you saged there, pard'That wouldn't be because you're genuinely angry would it?
>>33497510Flash deserves redemption.
>>33497573Ace is on the case
>>33497107Ace Thruster cucked Twi's dad and is her real father.
>>33497554stop projecting your butthurt on others palwe get it eqg destroyed your anus. no need to be so vocal about it
>>33497587wew lad so salty. The sodium poisoning is real.
>>33497573>Ms. Velvet insisted the two of you walk arm-in-arm>She'd chuckled about being kept safe by a 'handsome young man with strong, capable arms'.>The girls at the Sbarro counter all nodded, smiling and the janitor gave you thumbs up>"Flash, I'm trusting you to be act like a mature young man in this next store, is that understood?">What'd she mean by that? You always conduct yourself accordingly in game st->'Hello, welcome to Frederick's of Applewood!'
>>33497576Ace will help Flash with a classic 80's montage.
>>33497595Always seems like more times passed with a montage~
>>33497595>having to bow before your mortal enemy for training to regain his Brad-hood so you can woo the horse-girls like you did in your prime"Lesson one, Flash. Seduce me."
>>33497603Laughed out loud at this post. Good job.
>10Nah, my dude Flash deserves better
>>33499011Flash deserves a Milf.
>>33500488>Ace's high school girl harem isn't all he thought it'd be>'Ace, come see me practice!' 'Ace, you're coming to the science fair, right?'>He's pulled from his 'worries' as he spies Flash sitting in front of the school>Heh, at least he doesn't have it as bad as him>"Yo, Sentry. No loitering after school hours.">Flash smiles>'Eat my shit, Barney Fife, I'm waiting for my ride.'>"Oh yeah? What's that, the short bus?">A dark sedan pulls up with tinted windows"Flash? All ready?" comes a female voice as the driver side window is lowered>'Ready and rearin', Velvet.'>Wait, 'Velvet'?>Twilight's MOM Velvet?>Flash gets up and pats Ace's shoulder>"Hey don't have too much fun while I'm gone, huh?"
>>33497059Who the fuck is Ace Thruster? I've been on /mlp/ for like 4 years and I've never heard of him. Is this like /mlp/'s sneedposting?
>>33500541And then Flash wakes up.
>>33500631The dream we all share
>>33500718What a guy!
>>33500631>Is this like /mlp/'s sneedposting?yes
>>33497396Ace was never a chadly secret agent. From the get go he was a loose cannon willing to kidnap people and blow shit up if it meant that he got results. The whole 'Ace Thruster is a suave womanizer' is something that's only come up recently because Ace needs to 'trigger' people more, for whatever reason.
>>33501659The way I always envisioned it is he's a bit of both: he kidnaps the girls because they're a magical menace and he wants to keep them contained to prevent further damage, but along the way he wins someone's heart and they try to change his mind about not trusting them
>>33497059Fun fact: it's usually the father's fault if a girl become a slut just like it's the mother's fault if the boy becomes a man-whore.Fun fact #2. the term slutshaming also applies to manwhores in Europe, Asia, even muslims looks down on so-called chads.
>>33497071>smartphones>BOIAnachronism is fucking gay.>>>/out/
>>33503635Fun fact: you like mudkipz
>>33497176>it's a falseflag tactic to make the EqG fags look ympatheticAce Thruster ags are the muslims of /mlp/. No matter what they do somehow every, ionically especially the anti-EqG fags, hate them.
>>33501659Womanizing high schoolers is tantamount to pedophilia in the West.Even in Europistan you can get police officers in jail for sending them unsolicited lewds of clearly 18-year-old lyceum students. Their lyceum is comprable to our high school and often includes 19-year-olds a well.Yes, EUROPE NO is a thing.
>>33501659Man, what happened to us, that we can't have OC's anymore without someone spamming them into oblivion in an attempt to 'troll' people? If Tracy was made today, she'd be spammed to death in a week and everyone would hate her. What happened to the weekly OC threads we used to have, where we'd create, compare and critique each other? What happened to Spinach? Where did our unity go?
>>33500631That's the guy who thrusts his ace in all holes he can find.
>>33503724Who's Tracy and why was she good?
>>33500673In Velvet's bed
>>33503689Are you that triggered anon that hired a lawyer because of Ace? I like how you ignore the crimes committed in the series.
>>33497591wow the triggered tumblrite is real
>>33497394what are you posting a emoji on your phone.
>>33505531Somebody get this hothead outta here! He's embarrassing himself.
my guy flash deserves some milf ass alreadyno more kickin it at the food court o solo mio
>>33505824Here's the (You) and leave.
>>33507116Well hey there, partner. You saged your post.
>>33507129and you downvoted too.
>>33507136This isn't your reddit board, my dude. 4chan(nel) doesn't have that feature.
>>33507168Nah, but Hiroshima Nagasaki is gonna make it pay to post.
>>33497459Fake and Gay!
The Sparkles, like most semi-noble Canterlot families, are known to have inbred.
>>33508280Oh hey, you got unbanned. Did you learn your lesson?
>>33500631An anon took the MiB idea of Ace and made him a pedophile stalking around high schools. The poster is an obsessed and unhinged individual who gets massively butthurt when you state the fact that USA has special commandoes for public servants having relationships with legal minors such as high schoolers. (Legal minority includes the mentally retarded and anyone in a school that isn't a college regardless of actual age.) Some have espressed the belief that the poster is a redditor but I believe it's a bot.
>>33508925>Redditor>BotFriend, we're on 4chan. You and I both know that it's just some socially autistic retard with too much time on his hands.
>>33508925>This retard is still projecting and attempting damage control>He actually hired a lawyer after asking the legality of getting girls to send him pics>Ace Thruster makes him SEETHE so bad he's UNHINGED>>33500191Wowzers!
>>33509297>That Anon legitimately hired a lawyer over a meme.Unbelievable
>>33497099barbiebros will never be as baced. sad.
I just read "Pinkie Pie and Cupcake Calamity" (after all other books in this series). It's about Pinkie and Rarity, but there are also m7 from time to time. Guess what? When Twilight met a some cool popular band lead singer she was instantly "swooning" over him! Also he used to model for the Canterlot Gazette ads.Goddamn, she finds a new guy every book!