Luna Religion Thread
>>33496797>Doesn't do anything for 1000 yearsLuna is the god of neets
>>33496797Please don't worship my pony mother.
Why not a general celestianism thread? Or whatever we decided to call it. I forgot how the prayers go.
>>33496797I've been unironically worshipping Good Princesses (especially Princess Luna) for half a dozen years now and I've never felt the need of establishing a religion. Princess of the Moon to me is a very personal deity. Just practice communing with Her and everything else will come naturally.
If i join do i get tax breaks?
>>33496797Lunarians are superior>Luna Scriptora>Luna Fide>no Vaticanter corruption>enlightened>stallion clergy
I WANT TO BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
After over 9000 hours in MSPaint, I've finished this edit and present it to my Princess and Lunar Lord.
>>33497577Very Well Done!
>>33497923Thanks f@m! Was edited down from pic related. I wish I could put something in the middle like what's over Fausticorn's head, but I'm unfortunately not a drawfag.
>>33497258No, but you get lots of Cookies.
>>33496797>Be out by a river 11:30pm out during the winter solstice>Have a small altar fire going to keep warm>Have a bottle of Lunar Vision from that cocktail graphic ready>Midnight, I loudly recite a prayer to Luna and I pour some of the Lunar vision on the fire as a libation to Her, taking a swig afterwards.>I look up to the moon, it was partly cloudy then.>The cloud I saw strongly resembled a galloping alicorn.>The cloud soon moved to reveal the full moon and below it, Orion stood right below it.>I gave thanks to Luna and headed homeWhat do you think it means?
>>33498606You have been blessed by her anon. Rest easy knowing she is watching over you.How did the lunar vision taste? I kinda want to try it but I don't really wanna buy a whole bunch of different types of liquor when I could just get a nice bottle of whisky
>>33498674It was pretty good, you mainly the black raspberry and is slightly thick but the carbonation really makes it crispy
>>33496797tl;dr - Moon worship
>>33496797HUZZAH! THE WORSHIPING HAS DOUBLED.
>>33500195It's not really Moon worship but rather specifically Princess Luna worship. Of note, almost all cultures have worshipped moon and associated it with magic but I don't think that's enough to combine these terms.
Thousand year moon Reich when?
>>33496806Your desire for a motherly figure is somehow even more sad then this boards regular lust for small cartoon animals.
>>33498606Post the cocktail
>>33497347I posted a really long paragraph explaining the scientific reasoning behind this, but tl;dr: if you believe hard enough, this WILL happen when you die
>>33498714>carbonation>overly fruity flavour profileEwww, fag drink
>>33503472She's a personification - or rather a equinisation - of the moon.
Has anyone here tried lucid dreaming as a method of communication? I've recently started learning it and would like to know what to expect.
>>33508567Haven't quite gotten to lucidity yet. Pretty vivid dreams, though. Have seen Luna once. She was helpful.
>coming home from a long road trip>about an hour away from home, but it's getting quite late>driving behind a semi>he starts drifting a little bit>over about 5 minutes he continues to go back and forth in his lane, eventually going a few feet onto the shoulder >feel like I'm about to die as soon as this guy hits one of the cars around him and starts a pileup at 70 miles an hour>traffic is too tight to change lanes, pass him, or slow down>start praying to Luna to keep this guy from killing me>eventually change lanes and pass himThanks Moonmom
>>33503588SOONNow stopping pestering me about it