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Luna Religion Thread
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>>33496797
>Doesn't do anything for 1000 years
Luna is the god of neets
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>>33496797
Please don't worship my pony mother.
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Why not a general celestianism thread? Or whatever we decided to call it. I forgot how the prayers go.
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>>33496806
Son?
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>>33496797
I've been unironically worshipping
Good Princesses (especially Princess Luna) for half a dozen years now and I've never felt the need of establishing a religion. Princess of the Moon to me is a very personal deity. Just practice communing with Her and everything else will come naturally.
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If i join do i get tax breaks?
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>>33496803
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>>33496797
Lunarians are superior
>Luna Scriptora
>Luna Fide
>no Vaticanter corruption
>enlightened
>stallion clergy
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I WANT TO BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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fucking degenerates
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After over 9000 hours in MSPaint, I've finished this edit and present it to my Princess and Lunar Lord.
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>>33497577
Very Well Done!
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>>33497923
Thanks f@m! Was edited down from pic related. I wish I could put something in the middle like what's over Fausticorn's head, but I'm unfortunately not a drawfag.
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>>33497258
No, but you get lots of Cookies.
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>>33496797
>Be out by a river 11:30pm out during the winter solstice
>Have a small altar fire going to keep warm
>Have a bottle of Lunar Vision from that cocktail graphic ready
>Midnight, I loudly recite a prayer to Luna and I pour some of the Lunar vision on the fire as a libation to Her, taking a swig afterwards.
>I look up to the moon, it was partly cloudy then.
>The cloud I saw strongly resembled a galloping alicorn.
>The cloud soon moved to reveal the full moon and below it, Orion stood right below it.
>I gave thanks to Luna and headed home
What do you think it means?
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>>33498606
You have been blessed by her anon. Rest easy knowing she is watching over you.
How did the lunar vision taste? I kinda want to try it but I don't really wanna buy a whole bunch of different types of liquor when I could just get a nice bottle of whisky
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>>33498674
It was pretty good, you mainly the black raspberry and is slightly thick but the carbonation really makes it crispy
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>>33496797
tl;dr - Moon worship
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bump
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>>33496797
HUZZAH! THE WORSHIPING HAS DOUBLED.
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>>33500195
It's not really Moon worship but rather specifically Princess Luna worship. Of note, almost all cultures have worshipped moon and associated it with magic but I don't think that's enough to combine these terms.
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Thousand year moon Reich when?
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>>33496806
Your desire for a motherly figure is somehow even more sad then this boards regular lust for small cartoon animals.
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>>33498606
Post the cocktail
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>>33497347
I posted a really long paragraph explaining the scientific reasoning behind this, but tl;dr: if you believe hard enough, this WILL happen when you die
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>>33498714
>carbonation
>overly fruity flavour profile
Ewww, fag drink
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>>33497267
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>>33503472
She's a personification - or rather a equinisation - of the moon.
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Has anyone here tried lucid dreaming as a method of communication? I've recently started learning it and would like to know what to expect.
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>>33508567
Haven't quite gotten to lucidity yet. Pretty vivid dreams, though. Have seen Luna once. She was helpful.
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>>33503598
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>coming home from a long road trip
>about an hour away from home, but it's getting quite late
>driving behind a semi
>he starts drifting a little bit
>over about 5 minutes he continues to go back and forth in his lane, eventually going a few feet onto the shoulder
>feel like I'm about to die as soon as this guy hits one of the cars around him and starts a pileup at 70 miles an hour
>traffic is too tight to change lanes, pass him, or slow down
>start praying to Luna to keep this guy from killing me
>eventually change lanes and pass him
Thanks Moonmom
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>>33503588
SOON

Now stopping pestering me about it



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