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300th Thread edition!!!

Credits to all featured artists
https://pastebin.com/Z8kFWfSj

All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv

Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0

For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens

Discord:
https://discord.gg/kbtdsqe

Old Shattered Gem:
>>33447736
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33447736/
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>>33490339
Nice Pic OP.

Also first.
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>300 threads of low iq muh dick and stale animu redraws
who cares
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Best Dazzle
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>>33490339
Do the sirens wear bra and panties?
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>>33490350
I want to trip her.
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>>33490350
>>33490343
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Happy 300th threads, you meme-loving fucks you!

Here's to another 300!
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>>33490350
Ace remove this illegal Shimmigrant from the premises.
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>>33490339
Thanks for everyone that submitted to the collob!

I was super worried for a while that we'd only get like five entries but lucky I was wrong!!
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>>33490350
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WOO-HOO!! 300TH THREAD BABY!!
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>>33490339

Nice pic.

Damn, never would have thought we would last for 300 threads of Fishorse Succubuses.

God job everyone.
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>>33490345
>he cared enough to bring spaghetti
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>>33490361
I want to tip her
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Shim in watching.
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>>33490462
Shim watches you masturbate in dangerous places
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>>33490339
>300th thread
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>>33490339
Happy 300!

Adagio is still the worst Dazzling.
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This is my fishwife.
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>>33490491
>Still here
But I came 300 times.
Get it? 300?
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Happy 300 faggots

Green coming soon to celebrate
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>>33490620
Perfect.
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I love you all.
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>>33490620
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>>33490732
We love you too.
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>>33490339
Post stories, caps and art from the last 300 threads to celebrate!
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>>33490339
What's special thing will happen on this thread?
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300 BB!
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>>33490771
A personal favorite
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>>33490871
holy fuck i havent seen that in a while
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>no nude edit thread
Faglords.
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>>33490771
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>>33490771
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Just had some bomb ass sushi, here's a dazzler having some too
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>>33490997
I don't like sushi but I’ll make an exception.
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>>33490339
>300th thread
>also canon
The dazzles beat the odds!
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>>33491226
>irrelevant cameo by dragons makes barbie canon
Low IQ
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>>33490339
and yet none of you seem to fucking care that the Dazzlings are back through a book which is going to be made into a special
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>>33491230
just how pathetic is your life that you stalk threads about a subject you hate?
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>>33491230
SEETHING
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>>33491233
I haven't seen any confirmation of the book becoming a special. Sauce?
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>>33490339
What would have happen if the Dazzlings won in RR?
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>>33491365

Hard to say but it probably would work out better for them than Sunset Satan`s patented "lets conquer Equestria with a few hundred brainwashed teenager zombies" plan.
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>>33491233
It was discussed last thread.
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>>33491385
I stand by what I said
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>>33491233
I haven't gotten to read it yet but I'm excited for it
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>>33491397
Here you go. >>33476643
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>>33491365
All of the boys would be made into their personal cum cows.
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>>33491402
I thought they loathe the human world.
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How many good pics are there for the Dazzlings in total?
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>>33491393
Well so do I then.
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>>33490364

I have half a mind to make some entertainment out of you. The other half is busy with pics of Renamon.

>>33491233

Because it ruins the fun of headcanons and speculation. Now we know that the Dazzlings went and sucked Nickelodeon execs.
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>>33491589
>sucked Nickelodeon execs.
What wait?
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>>33491625

Nickelodeon has that thing where they fuck teen girls and then inflict them upon humanity as actresses and singers. The Dazzlings, "three normal teens" by the end of RR, are a magicless singing trio in the book.
>The live action RR Dazzlings were the real ones playing themselves all along
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>>33491675
What's his name again, /dzg/?
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>>33491675
>Nickelodeon has that thing where they fuck teen girls
Nice try Disney employee.
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>>33491678

Bushy Nethers.

>>33491689

Nick shill detected, ha-ha! You may fire when ready.
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>>33491858
I ask myself at times, "Who still follows these ask X blogs of old to this day?"
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>>33491858
imagine knowing so little about appeal in writing, composition, and art.
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Congratulations on making it to thread #300 Dazzlfags. Not one myself, but (magic of friendship and all) sincerely applaud you guys for keeping it up for this many threads after all these years.
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>>33492027
>>33492029
No u
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Hello /dzg/. I don't much post in here anymore like in the early days of the thread but I stop by from time to time to see what's up. I still think about the Dazzlings quite often, and I love Adagio, Aria, and Sonata for who they are and how they live in my daydreams.

Can you believe it'll be five years since Rainbow Rocks came out? Wow!

Peace,
Anon

Dazzlings are love, Dazzlings are life, Dazzling girls are made to wife.
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>>33492150
Poetry
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>>33491924
this is fairly recent blog.
mostly it's got followers cuz something something super deep character or whatever.
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>>33492280
>super deep character
Also requesting an edit of this.
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>>33492326
Oh for fuck's sake Gookmoot
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https://imgur.com/a/h55CgJx

Enjoy guys, love ya'll
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>>33492354
Oh shit that's hot
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>>33492401

Thanks man, played nothing but Bob Ross while making that
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>>33492426
Sounds comfy and fun m8. Thanks much for sharing. Happy 300th
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>>33492433
You too , I hope your going to beat the devil out of yourself when ever you look at this lovely picture of Sonata getting her insides railed inside out. God bless
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>>33490462
Based and Shimpilled
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>>33492354
always good to see your dazzle lewds.
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>>33491689
Disney does that too but to boys.
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>>33492354

Nice. Good work.
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>>33492354
W E W
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Does anyone have the pic with Sonata typing kys and the other one where she's thrown a brick through a window?
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>>33493161
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Nvm about the typing pic, I just scrolled up.

>>33490462
>Sunset is watching you and schlicking as you pleasure yourself with an onahole that has a poof on the other end
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some of my first ari doodles i made in the threads
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>>33490339
Happy 300th friends
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>>33493213
Cute
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>>33493213
There are some cute ones.
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>>33493292
truly ancient times. almost 5 years ago now
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>>33490997
Here's the other one friendo
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>>33493203
link to original?
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>>33493599

Here you go, mate. Are you going to make an edit or masturbate?
>>>/aco/2976713
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>>33493649
Neither. I was just curious. Censorship generally does that.
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>>33492056
>>33493161
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Just gonna drop in the only two that were good.
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>>33493695
im on a spree of old drawings
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>>33493793
Enjoy your vacation Anon!
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>>33493793
How long until this gets taken down?
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>>33493793
Not bad. Not a huge fan of how pronounced the lips are on her muzzle though. Contrasts strangely.
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I caught the sick, so I made breakfast for hard lunch. I said I would come back with pancakes didn't I? May #300 dazzlers enjoy and bask in it's glory
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>>33493928
Finish pancake Dazzle green, please.
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>>33493793
>32 minutes
This must be the quality posts the mods want.
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>>33493955
I am only funfact anon, not pancake greenman. But yes, we need that green back!
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>>33493985
>>33493955
>>33493928
If pancake green Anon has not come back in 28 hours then we riot.
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>>33494009
When the writefags are too busy lurking or having lives outside of /dzg/
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>>33490339
Maybe if we keep this up we can have an actual 420 edition.
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Full Res -->
https://derpibooru.org/1958406
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>>33494676

The very worst combination of fetishes. A feet and tickle fag.
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Thanks for the support /dzg/, here is a meme for old times sake.
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>>33490339
I love my girls
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>>33495153
Me too.
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>>33494697
I can kinda see how tickling is kinky, just give me time to think about. But feet on the other hand/ hoof/ fin, now that's Sal tier disgusting
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>>33495079
Have one yourself friend.
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How do we usher in a new age of dazzles?
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>>33495651
We need a virgin sacrifice
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>>33495669
So most anyone here would do then?
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>>33495712
It depends, do blowjobs count?
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this is a nice thread.
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>>33495770
It sure is.
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>>33495766
Yeah. Is part of the deal.
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Dazzle edit?
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Original.
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>>33496829

Quick edit.
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>>33496831
Simple and effective. Good job artfag.
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>>33496831
That's a nice Aria.
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I couldn't do the eyeliner and retain the expression...

>>33496911

Thanks.

>>33496951

Probably because she's drunk.
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>You are at a party
>Uninvited probably
>You bump into that purple bitch from school
>She's piss drunk
"Crap, here it comes..."
>She looks at you, having trouble getting her eyes to cooperate
>"Hey, it's you! I love you, you're the best!"
>She leans on you, puts her arms on your shoulders to keep her balance, and shoves her tongue in your mouth
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>tfw nobody draws your fetish
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>>33497091
What's your fetish Anon?
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>>33497095
/ss/ with Dagimom having fun with either her son or Sunset's.
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>>33497112
>/ss/
well there's your reason. ain't gon get me drawing little boys wtf lmao
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>>33497112
I'd try writing it, but I'd rather not rile anons up. There are a couple /ss/ green in the bin though if you wanna give them a look m80.
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>>33497112
Man. This year pedos are hungrier than a Somalian nigga
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>>33497124
Enjoying in fiction != enjoying in real life
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>>33497124

Nigga, I wish I were the little boy.
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>>33497118

>Mayde was then hired by Dark Horse Comics where he worked on Elf Quest for a good fourty years

>>33497123

Dude, we should totally have a shitstorm like we used to!
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>>33497317
Seconding a /ss/ green solely for the shitstorm potential.
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>>33497317
>>33497327
Not a bad idea actually. Maybe when I get home.
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>>33497317

Heh. I remember back in the nineties when the Elfquest comics had split up and Barry Blair drew one of them.

Pretty soon there were complaints that he was...fairly obsessed with skimpily clad boys in compromising situations. The Pini`s went out and defended him and all.

They hardly had much of a choice really. And then a year or two later Barry Blair started publishing porn comics with 90% of the content being little boys being raped by all manner of creatures.
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>>33497499
As long as you make it dongdagio for extra salt.
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>>33497524

Yeah, I remember posting some stuff here yeeeeears ago. Something about an elven boy with chains on his pierced nipples being threatened by his master that he will be disciplining him later.
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https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/2/11/1959258.webm
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>>33497112
>Mystery fetish anon comes out
/ss/? shit, why didn't you say so?
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>>33498019

When Amazons attack: Estrus edition.
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>>33490620
When tho.....
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Sonata Edit?
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I wanna snuggle with the poofster
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>>33498255
I wanna hug those thick hips.
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>Be Mike.
>Be paranoid.
>Engage in conversation here years ago.
>Ask question.
>Anon posts gif.
>"Here Mike. This will explain everything."
>I think anon has doxxed me.
>Mind=blown.
>The guy's head in the gif explodes.
>wtf.
>Years later.
>Anons talk about Dark Seed.
>Watch walkthrough.
>"Here Mike. This will explain everything."
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>>33498401
Hi mike
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>>33498468
Hey.
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Original Image.
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>>33498625
Made a quick Aria edit.
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>>33498628
Nice pantsu
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>>33498628
Aria isn't her full purple, she looks famished! I'm gonna make a pizza for her, for #300
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>>33498401
Darkseed 2 was a very weird game.
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>33498705
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Making a pizza is hard, but here it is!
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>>33498732
Looks tasty!
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>>33498732
give me a slice
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>>33498748
aw shucks
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>>33498758
There's none left
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>>33498019

Nope, false alarm. It was I. Also I posted that picture the first time.

>>33498670
>>33498401

Dudes, you should check out Sanitarium.
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>>33498816
How do you think I knew you had a soft spot for /ss/?
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>>33498816
>Sal posts something good for a change.
Color me shocked!
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>>33498830

I wasn't big on the ince/ss/t thing until Sundown's infamous drawing.
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>>33498851

I also post edits.
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>>33498858
>Sundown's infamous drawing
?
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>>33498860
Wait, I thought you couldn't draw?
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Have you've seen this fish?


Now you have :)
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>>33499073
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>>33499075
fishy should swim closer
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>>33498955

I'm the guy who edits dicks off futas and hair off armpits. You don't have to be a drawfag to bash shit together, draw over it and change the hue. Off the top of my head I've made the parrot comic edit, a couple cbt pics with Dagi, the pic from earlier with Aria drinking from the bottle, the page where Sonata crushes a cheeto, the pic where Adagio pretends her knees are boobs, and the pic where Aria complains about probing you for free.
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>>33498858
>Sundown's infamous drawing
Sauce?
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>>33498874
>>33499725

http://pbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=304481
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>>33499789
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Which one of the Dazzles would be the best brawler?
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>>33500277
See >>33499667
Having seen the movie, did you really have to ask?
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>>33500282
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>"So....there's been three hundred of these so-called 'generals?', you say?"
"As of now, yes."
>"And they've been around ever since our movie came out?"
"I'd say for about that long, yea."
>"Woooooooooow. That was, like, ages ago!"
>"Shut up Sonata, it's only four years old."
"That's pretty old in this community."
>"How did they keep it up for so long? Do these guys, like, even go outside?"
"Probably not."
>Aria yanks the mouse from you and navigates the page at her own leisure.
>"Yea, yea, yea. Where's those stories you said people were writing about us?"
"It's right up t-If you'd stop scrolling around I can point it out."
>With a huff, Aria nearly flings the mouse away from her, sits back and crosses her arms.
>You grab the device before it falls off the desk and return it to the mousepad, muttering to yourself.
"No wonder you're the least popular girl..."
>A chill shoots up your spine as you feel a hand firmly grasp the back of your neck.
>"What the fuck did you say?"
"Nothing."
>The grip on your neck relaxes ever so slightly, before you feel her hand pull away.
>"That's what I thought."
>At least she can't hear you think it.
>Bitch.
>"I know you're thinking what a bitch I am"
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>>33500391
"Heeeeeey so how about those stories! Let's open up this link right now immediately and do nothing else."
>Clicking on the link
>"Sooooooo...how many are there?"
"Quite a few I'd say. This little subset has been around for a while, so a lot of people have written stories."
>Adagio leans in towards the screen.
>"What KIND of stories are these? How do these people know our experiences?"
>You lean back in your chair as you think of how to phrase your answer in a way that is not completely creepy.
"I wouldn't say they KNOW your life experiences. Moreso, they've gleamed bits and pieces of your personality from the movie and tried to flesh it out to a better degree."
>"And?"
>Aria leans in with a raised eyebrow.
"...And what?"
>Your question earns you an eye roll from the purple bitc-girl."
>"And, are they good? I mean, what are they even about?"
>Oh boy.
"Well...there's one about you girls taking over the world..."
>Adagio and Aria perk up at your answer.
>Sonata continues to give her trademark empty stare.
>"But we didn't take over the world, for realizies. We got beat by those girls and-"
>The other two chime in at the same time."
>"Shut up, Sonata!"
>"Shut up, Idiot!"
>The blue girl shrinks back in her chair and hides her face behind her ponytail.
>Satisfied with her retort, Adagio turns towards the screen, scanning the page with interest.
>"These so-called...write-fags...have the right idea. What else is there?-"
>Adagio leans in towards you, giving you a whiff of her citrus-y aroma.
"-What's the BEST one, in your opinion?"
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>>33500394
>Based on her posture, she seems to expect that she has the best story.
>But you reeeeeeeeealllly don't want to tell her what she's most well known for.
>Like, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeallllly don't.
>The face of anger flashes in your mind as you imagine yourself telling her that one of her most popular ones involves her having a
>"Well, Anon? Fess up!"
"Well...each of you has their own best story. Each one has their ups and downs in their writing style."
>Sonata takes this opportunity to leap forward from her chair excitedly, closing the distance between her and your computer screen.
>"What's my best one? I totally wanna read it! And I don't even like reading things!"
>And the hole is dug deeper.
"Well...uhhh-"
>"Hold on...What do some of those words mean next to the titles?"
"What words?"
>"These ones!"
Sonata jabs her manicured fingernail against the screen towards the-
>Fuck
"Sometimes the writer tags the stories they write so people can know what to expect from a story."
>Sonata
>"Anon."
"...Yes, Adagio?"
>"...Anon, why do some of them have 'sex' next to them."
>Almost as if on cue, the three of them slowly turn their heads to look at you, a myriad of expressions being shown.
>None of them welcoming.
>"Anon."
>"You have 5 seconds before your head goes through that screen, pervert."
>Aria is already out of her chair before she finishes her threat.
>You throw up your hands in front of you, turning away from your inevitable doom.
>"Aria, wait. Let him explain."
>"WHAT???"
>"I want to watch him squirm his way out of this. It'll be funny."
>Aria remains motionless, her fist cocked back with a snarl on her face.
>The only thought that crosses your mind is how some ariafag would probably be jizzing themselves in this situation.
>"ARIA."
>Aria releases her grip on your shirt and throws herself back into her chair
>"This
>Adagio, satisfied with her placation of Aria, looks towards you with a condescending smirk.
>"Now then, Anon. Explain yourself."
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>>33500399
>"What's sex?"
>"Shut up, Sonata."
"Yes, well. I guess there's no point in trying to lie."
>Deep breath.
>Maybe the last one you'll take.
"A significant portion of writings and arts in dedication to you are quite...risque in their nature."
>"How much?"
>All you can offer is a shrug.
>"How. Much." Aria mutters through gritted teeth.
"I couldn't even tell you. A good amount, is all I can say."
>"What are you guys talking about? Why aren't you happy?"
>Sonata spins in her chair with arms wide out.
>"So many people love us and draw stuff and write stuff about us! And we didn't even need to sing for them!"
>Aria grabs Sonata's chair, stopping it's momentum and almost sending the blue ditz flying.
>"Because those perverts are more fascinated with seeing us naked then hearing us sing!"
"Well I wouldn't say th-"
>"Ooooooh! Wait...That's bad! Right?"
>Aria lets out a deep sigh and pinches the bridge of her nose.
>"Yes, Sonata. Because these people are imagining doing who knows what to your body and putting it into words and pictures for other perverts to enjoy.
>Sonata seems to ponder this for a moment beforeher face scrunches up.
>"That's kinda...eeww."
>"Exactly! Which is why I say we beat this loser for even showing us this crap."
>Adagio shudders.
>"What kind of debauched things are these people even creating?"
"You really want to know that?"
>Aria groans and covers her face with her hands.
>"I feel like I need a shower just thinking about this."
"I mean, some aren't THAT bad..."
>"You are not helping, Anon."
"Ok look, yeah there's quite a bit of that kinda stuff, but there's also some great stories that don't have any of that!"
>Adagio leans back in her chair and crosses her arms.
>"Ok, Anon. Show us a good story that involves no pervision."
"Ok easy."
>You're fucked.

I'll post more in a bit after I have lunch
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>>33500403
Glad you're back. Looking forward to more.
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>>33500412
I never left, my friend
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>>33500463
Still, it's good to see you posting again.
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>>33492354
>when they magick themselves smaller and younger to lose their virginity to you again
>again
>and feel the pain again
>the feel of getting torn apart by a creature twice your size
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>>33493173
>>33492056
Wee just gets Sonata.
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>>33494697
Feet and tickling go very, very often together. Find one, find the other.
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>>33498255
Imagine laying your head on her chest and hearing her heart beat.
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>>33500277
Make her eat all of them. Every. Single. One.
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>>33500658
I heard someone say feet
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>>33500744

Feet? Where?
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>>33500799
look down
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>>33500403
>You position yourself in front of your computer and scroll through the links in front of you.
>'Lewd...Lewd...Lewd...Gross...Very Lewd...Unfinished...VERY Gross..Unfinished and Lewd...Lewd'
>"I'm waiting, Anon."
"Yes yes, just hold on. There's a lot of...stuff to go through."
>"You mean a lot of por-"
"YES. Yes. A lot of that. But trust me."
>An awkward silence fills the room as you read through the titles on your screen.
>"This is bullshit. Cmere you pervert."
>You feel a grip on the back of your chair pull you away from the desk.
>As if clinging on to your last thread of mortality, you grip your desk with the strength of a dead man.
"OKOKOK So there may not be many non-perverted stories to go through but that doesn't mean they weren't written PLEASELETMEGO!"
>Adagio chuckles and shrugs.
>"I'm sorry, Anon. You know how Aria gets when she's this upset. My hands are tied right now."
>So this is how it ends.
>Time seems to slow down as you analyze your surroundings one final time.
>The room you'd spent so much time in, interacting with strange people on the internet.
>Your shelf of figurines, who've remained pure and un-hotglued.
>The strange black spot in that corner that you were gonna clean up next week you swear.
>Adagio sits back in her chair, smugly watching over what will be your execution.
>You look over your shoulder to see the object of your desire, who currently has eyes for you.
>Just not in the way you'd hoped.
>At least you'll know her touch before you die.
>You look over to Sonata.
>Whos vacant stare at your predicament is what you expect.
>You imagine her thought process sounds like dial-up internet.
>But as if by some divine intervention, sheer dumb luck, or the writing skills of an inept retard who doesn't know how to segue a story, your salvation comes to you at the last moment.
>"I wanna read a dirty story!"
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>>33500934
>Everyone seems to freeze in place, turning their attention to the blue ditz.
>She's staring sheepishly towards the ground as she wrings the hem of her skirt.
>"I kinda wanna see...what...they wanna do to me..."
"Sonata, you don't know what the fuck you're saying."
>Her eyes flick up towards her purple sister who is now standing over her.
>"I wanna see how much they like me."
>Adagio groans. "Sonata, I guarantee what they're writing about you isn't love."
>"You don't know that! You haven't even read them!"
"Girls wai-"
>"Look, idiot. If half these people are about as creepy and gross as Anon over there, what they're making about us is probably gross and creepy as well."
"Now hold on, Ar-"
>"Be quiet, Anon. We'll deal with you in a moment. Sonata, you're being ridiculous."
>"At least they wouldn't make me feel bad all the time."
>"You only feel bad because you're an idiot."
>"Aria!"
>Sonata shoots out her chair and stares down Aria with misty eyes.
>"I don't like it when you call me that you...you...bimbo!"
"Hang on, pleas-"
>"Oh that does it, you little shit!" Aria rolls her vest off her shoulders.
"GIRLS!"
>Silence falls on the room as you interject yourself in between the three, preventing anything physical from happening.
>You've seen enough Waifu Wars to know how this would turn out.
"GIRLS. Please. Just be quiet for a moment. I think I can explain this in a way you might appreciate."
>The three exchange angry glances before they settle back into their seats and turn towards you.
"I guess, to put it bluntly; we all idolize you."
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>>33500934
>an inept retard who doesn't know how to segue a story
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>>33500955
>Adagio Hmms and taps her cheek with her finger.
>"Flattery will get you nowhere right now, Anon. But go on."
>"If you all worship us, why do you put us in these gross as fuck stories? It's really god damn creepy, asshole."
"Because you three are incredibly attractive! It's bound to happen, especially on the internet."
>"Yes, yes. You told us about that 'rule 43' or whatever."
"I mean, this certainly does apply in this case, but it's taken to another degree, with the connection that they feel to you three."
>You wave your hand towards your computer.
"Most of the community is separated by hundreds, maybe thousands of miles from each other. They may never interact with each other in person. And yet they all find comfort and solace in getting together to celebrate three compelling characters."
>"And they, like, write and draw gross stuff about us because they think we're hot or something?"
>You tap your chin in thought.
"I'd say that's a big reason."
>Cue eye rolls from Aria and Adagio.
"Ok, ok look. Are some of the stories and pictures a little creepy? Probably. But you need to understand the deeper complexities of this community. There's more to it than just us thinking you three are young nubile teens!"
>"Deeper complexities?" Adagio chuckles. "Anon, I feel like these are merely stories written by lonely greaseballs who want to interject themselves into stories where sex just falls into their lap."
"I...don't think I can argue with that really. BUT."
>You sweep your arms in a gesture towards the girls.
"I think what you're really wondering is 'Why you three'?"
>"..."
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>>33500965
"You girls represent an ideal trio of characters in the series that people flock to!"
>You tap your fingers to count off their quirks.
"Your appearance, your personalities, the way you interact with the world around you makes you so attractive to these people. You are by far the most interesting thing to come out of this series of movies!"
>You motion towards your screen, still listing all the greens produced by your general.
"You may not have sung to us physically, but your siren's song has enthralled us, nonetheless! And continues to ring in our hearts three years later."
>At this point, three have seemed to relax back, drawn in to your desparate attempt to save face.
>Aria is still staring you down, but her body language doesn't indicate her IMMEDIATE desire to rip your throat out.
"Is the way that a lot of these things portray that devotion a little risque? Definitely. I can't deny that."
>Aria laughs.
>"You going to try and excuse it?"
"Nope. I guess the best reason I can think of is 'guys like hot girls', as Sonata put it."
>Aria scoffs and crosses her arms.
>Adagio seems more contemplative as she twirls a lock of her in her finger.
>Sonata is wiping her eyes, a small pout hanging off her lips.


All I got for now but I'll finish this.
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>>33500961

Show us how it's done.
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>>33501047
this is pretty good I hope you continue it
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The ending doesn't make sense, Mikey boy.
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>>33501697
I know, good thing skeletons don't exist
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>>33502208
It's too late anon, theirs already a skeleton inside you.
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>>33502414
Awful
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>>33503377
Why is Dagi kissing chief Big Hair?
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>>33504052

Imagine their hypothetical children. Hair! Hair everywhere!
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I watched the Dark Seed games last night and washed them down with some creepy shit like the teeth from earlier. For years I thought the goggled face with the pin was from P.O.D.

>>33503377

"I love you, Adagio."
>"I love you too, Shadow the Hedgehog!"
"..."
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>>33500744
>>33500799
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>>33504412
Feet are going to do the exact opposite of calm down Sal.
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>>33497877
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anyone got some pointers on how to write the dazzels and whats the general perception of you guys on their individual relationships to one another

also: have they appeared (with dialog) elsewhere but the movie?
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>>33497877
>>33504471
>everything about this
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>>33504479
Popular high school girl clique trope: top bitch, grumpy, air head.
All three of them are dangerous in their own right and aren't outright evil.
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>>33490339
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComicTrio
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianTrio (inb4 >Freud)
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlGroup
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlPosse
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerCrystal
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>>33504431

rrrrRESTRAIN ME!
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>>33504479
Varieté.
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>EqG Dark Seed
>You are a brilliant boy attending CHS
>You are "secretly" in love with Sunset Shimmer
>Everyone knows
>One day Sunset doesn't come to school
>The next day you wake up to find a note and a key on your mat
>"Dear Anon. If you're reading this then I am in dire need of your help. This is the key to my house."
>There's a bit of sauce on the note that you manage to recognize
>You go to Sunset's place where you find the door locked
>The house inside looks burglarized
>You search for clues and pick a few items up, including the magic journal and a piece of paper with some mumbo jumbo written on it
>The fridge is empty
>Before you leave, you rescue Sunset's pet gecko from under a lamp
>The little lizard jumps on you and hides in your pocket/backpack
>You head to the place that sells the sauce and find the Dazzlings eating there
>You ask them a few questions but they reply in mean ways
>You show them your items and they make taunting comments
>Sonata starts to say something but the other two shut her up
>You ask the owner of the place about Sunset and describe her to him but he says he's never seen such a girl in his store
>You leave the store and go talk to everyone's friend, Pinkie Pie
>Pinkie tells you a few things and points you to the direction of the rest of the gang (marks new locations on your map)
>You talk to SciTwi and she gives you a gadget or two
>You talk to the girls and other people
>You discover Sunset was jumped by a few hooded people who said something about magic
>You write your clues down on Sunset's journal. Then you go ask some more questions
>Sunset's friends tell you of her origins and past sins. How she's from another world
>You ask the Dazzlings a new round of questions and at some point Sonata comments that it sounds like Sunset was kidnapped by an equestrian cult or something
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>>33504975

>You look at the journal and discover someone has responded
>You speak with Twilight, who is distressed to read her friend is in danger
>She reveals the portal's location to you
>You head to the portal
>You are about to enter it when the Dazzlings appear from behind the bushes
>Adagio gloats and reveals it's they who have kidnapped Sunset
>The Dazzlings are from the same world as Sunset. They want to return but Sunset wouldn't tell them where the portal is
>The girls searched her place but found nothing. Then they ate all her food
>After that they came up with the idea to have you find the portal for them
>The Dazzlings attack you with their spiky apparel
>Ray jumps off your bag/pocket and into Adagio's poof
>Adagio starts screaming and rolling on the ground. The other two start kicking her as they try to hit Ray
>You join the melee
>The police arrives and takes everyone away
>You're quickly proven innocent and let go
>The Dazzlings are forced to reveal Sunset's location and the cops rescue her
>The Dazzlings are let go after Sonata uses her out of jail card, which is actually a jewish lawyer's card
>Adagio is royally pissed
>"When I find out who called the stupid cops..."
>IN-VI-SI-BLE
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>>33504933
>>>/vacation/
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>>33504933
U-Umf!! More?
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>>33504975
I want to fill their bellies.
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>>33505099
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>>33505119
>No
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>>33505113
is there anybody here that can make that belly more realistically pregnant looking? like shrink it down or something?
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>>33505119
whatcha listening to /dzg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2BtdablXw
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>>33505215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcUvXzgwMY
doing a lot of sketching lately to trashy emo tunes
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>>33505113
he meant an ingame death scene.
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>>33505281
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what are each of the dazzlings thoughts on BDSM?
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>>33505215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apom-AMx6-Q

Mashups are fun
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>>33505401
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>Valentine's
>300th thread
Its truly perfect timing
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www.patreon.com/posts/24687980
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https://i.imgur.com/PKwfthc.png
Enjoy
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>>33506501
Why is she dating the joker
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Happy Valentines Day /dzl/.
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>>33506801
Happy Valentine's Day Sonatafags. Don't piss her off.
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>>33506978
Happy Valentines Day.
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>>33507080
You too Anon!
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>>33505676
If one of the participants doesn't die it's not woth it.
Then again they're functionally immortal. They can get killed and simply reform after some time.
>asphyxiation
>accidently break their hyoid
>broke their ribs when sitting on their chest
>painfully strangled to death
>wait a couple of hours
>she begins to beat you up
>grabs you by the collar
>"Do it again!"
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>>33506800
>Valentine's day
>a day in which everyone gifts their loved ones red-colored stylized depictions of features of the human female body, such as the buttocks
>there are runic incantations of magical fetility spells with painted heart shapes
>they're completely baffled why a male would gift a female his ass
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>>33507352
>Tsundaria will never give you chocolate on Valentine's day.
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>>33507313
ew.
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>>33505692
here is the superior Smooth mash up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D-WVlRohQk
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I ONLY EVER LOVED THEM AS PONIES.
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>>33508028
Stop being gay, then.
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>>33508028
>ponies
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Have a GAY Valentines Day
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Happy Valentines Day my fellow Dazzgenerates!
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>>33508352
Remove the lips. The point of anonymous is the lack of face. Keep the smiling cheeks.
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>>33508381

But how could he eat all that ass without lips.
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>>33508396
He just rubs it on his face until it gets absorbed via osmosis.
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>>33508405

...Assmosis
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Happy valentines... yay. I'll post facts later tonight, maybe
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Enjoy
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Who wants a playtonic friendship hug from the poofster this Valentine's
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>>33508511
Very much but it's empty. The gesture I mean. You only love yourself. Also the box. You probably ate the chocolate and want me to throw your trash for you. I hope you get fat.
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>>33490339
wtf ?
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>>33509211
power corrupts, mlp, read up on it
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>>33509218
die in hell, fucking jew
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>>33509244
nigger
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>>33509250
fucking feminist cunt
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>>33509264
great replies
/s
inb4 back to bleppit
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"Whatcha get me for Valentine's anon~"
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>>33509715
Chocolates.
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>>33509715
a choco taco.
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>>33509737
I think she likes those
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>>33509715
A nice warm creampie.
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>>33509715
A new kind of snuff.
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>Valentine's
>No yandere Dazzlings greens and draws
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>>33509785
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I want to stick my head in Adagio's hair
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>>33509819
I never got the fascination with yanderes. I got it even less than tsunderes.
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>>33510893

I think it's the same as lolis. Internet interpretation is one thing. You aren't in danger and you aren't causing suffering. A jealous bitch trying to kill you, a bitch being a bitch to people she loves, and a child involved in adult things irl is another.
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>>33510893

It's a fantasy scenario; the idea of an unstable, lovestruck girl who's obsessed with you to the point of self-destruction and outright violence is hot, because people want to feel desired, like they're the center of someone else's world - but it's safer and more enjoyable in writing and art than trying to do it IRL, which will most likely end in either PTSD, or murder-suicide.

A big part of kinks like this is the realization that it's just fantasy, which most stable adults can tell is different from reality, and you can downplay their negatives however much you want and just focus on the stuff you enjoy without hurting anyone.
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Has anyone got the yandere which actually gets accepted by the man by leting her in and giving her a key 4koma?
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>>33511627
There you go m8
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>>33511921
>>33511925
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>>33511740
Thanks.
>>33511740
Requesting an Overly Attached Sonata version.
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>>33490339
Tsundere Aria: tsundere.
Overly Attached Sonata: not yandere but pretty close.
Reverse femdom Adagio: she will demand "the pants" but incredibly easily emotionally manipulated,
Discuss.
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>>33512133
I think you mean Power Bottom Adagio: She wears the pants in all other aspects of the relationship, but wants to be used like a cheap whore in the bedroom.
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>>33512152
To be precise I wanted to go farther than "just" power bottom. She wants "the pants" so badly but giving her the "cold shoulder" will make her go elaborate lengths to assure standing even if it means doing things she hates to "win".
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>"Yeah. I'm the big girl. It was totally my idea he's leading me around in a leash in public."
>"If he humiliates me I win."
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Adagio wearing a collar and handing uou the leash with a meek smile would be cute.
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>>33512377
>Adagio wearing a collar and handing you the leash with a domineering smile would be cute.
ftfy
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>>33512447

I want Adagio to show me her tender side so I can cherish and take care of it.
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>>33512447
Make it smug.
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>>33512185
>>33512192
This is hot.
I need more of this.
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If I could draw, I'd draw Adagio being sick with flu and vulnerable in anon's arms, asking him to stay with her.
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>>33512800
I didn't mean it as hot. I meant it as part of romance and how it relates to psychologically to how they're perceived.
Grumpy tsunderes, the "worst" ones being yanderes but that being too far, and the leaders won't confess it to themselves they want to be dommed.
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>>33511925
Must be nice being able to draw your own porn. You will never want for any boner or heartboner material.
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>>33512891
Romance can’t be hot?
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>>33513030
It doesn't work. You still need to request others to actually enjoy it.
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Unpopular opinion, but the "aggressive leader wants to actually be a sub" trope is pleb tier taste and is generally just for insecure anons. Adagio is a power bottom or a dom without question.
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>>33513395
Also not what I meant. What I said was she doesn't even know she's the one being led. It's like manipulating a yandere multiple times your IQ to kill your coworker because you said her name once.
She still thinks she's in control and not being in control, not being the top bitch would be unthinkable to her. You'd be surprised how much power a hug has.
A hug.
The dominant anon was hillarious.
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>>33513428
>The dominant anon was hillarious
It’s been too long since this was last posted. Someone, please.
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>>33513490
I've gotchu senpai
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>>33513650
You are truly a wolf among sheep, my friend.
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>>33511627
Why are so many meme images being made with this pic of sonata
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>>33513428
so you're aying all three of them are delusional beyond belief in what they're doing?
grumpy Aria says she hates you even if she'd throw herself into a fire for you?
smiling Sonata would hurt herself or especially others to assure her closeness to you?
leading-on Adagio would in the end be actually the one being led on?
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>>33514307
influx of normies. normies use 9gag.
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>>33514774
>9gag
Is that still a thing?
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>>33516088
I love my smol adagio
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>>33516620
What's she watching /dzg/?
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>>33517348
Hair-dressing tips.
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>>33512525
https://i.imgur.com/v4lLSaC.png
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>>33513395

I love dominant Adagio but sometimes I want to see her being nice and tender. Constant power struggle is tiring.
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>>33517430
>this comic in a nutshell
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>>33514772
You're close. It's not that difficult to think of them as different. They aren't really humans after all.
>>33518002
Every dom has times when they aren't in power.
What I was on about was how you make them feel in power while they are tender to you
Make her feel like a mastermind while caring for you. I have no clue on 'dere theory.
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I really should start writing again.
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>>33518699
Go for it man.
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>>33518699
Is this one of your many woes notSal?
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Sleepy thread
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>>33519573
Sleepy Dagi
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>>33520246
WAKE UP
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>>33516088
Are you sure Aria and Sonata aren't just fucking massive? They look huge in that.
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>>33516088
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>>33520246
That's some big poofage
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>>33517383
lost cause
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>>33519523

I wish I were a sociopath so I wouldn't care about anything around me except the immediate things that impact my personal comfort.
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>There's a mute girl at school
>She's always alone, always sad
>The Dazzlings really hate her
>They swear at her and hiss, but refuse to touch her
>That really tugs at your heartstrings
>You learn from Pinkie that her name is Quiet Quincy
>Aka Quincy the Quiet
>Pinkie doesn't know what her favourite food is because she's never seen her eat
>You decide to befriend Quincy
>You talk to her and smile
>She tries to avoid you or just looks at you
>She doesn't seem annoyed. Distressed would be more accurate
>This only makes you more determined to make her smile
>You become her friend and sit with her regularly
>You give her little things, you show her pictures of puppies, you tell her jokes
>Nothing
>You lose your patience and start tickling her
>She flinches and tries to get your hands off
>She falls to the floor
"Nu-uh! I'm not stopping until you piss yourself."
>She squirms and shakes and you go about your torture until she can't hold it in anymore
>"PfffffAHAHAHA! STOP! HAHAHAHA!"
>Succ-what the hell?!
There's something inside her mouth!
>You look at her in shocked disgust and she looks back at you in wide-eyed terror
>She crawls back and covers her mouth. Then she runs away, crying
"What the hell..."
>The Dazzlings. They must know more about this
>You go to the cafeteria during lunch break
>Quincy is nowhere to be seen as expected
>There's the Dazzlings, sitting on their own in the middle of the hall like divas
>You take your tray and go to their table
>The girls stop their gossiping and look at you, telling you without words that you are not welcome
>Aria scoots over and starts eating your fries
>Adagio glares at you while Sonata reaches for Aria's tray, only to have her hand slapped
"So about Quincy."
>The Dazzlings burst to laughter
>Sonata sticks out her tongue with some chewed food on it
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>>33520801

>"Please...hahah!" Aria says "Please tell me she gave you a blowjob! ffffhahaha!"
>"Oh my gooood!" says Adagio, her face red and distorted
>You look around. You are the center of attention
"Can we maybe stop?" you ask nervously
>The break ends a minute or two later but the girls continue to laugh and make mean jokes until you leave with your tray and your belly empty
>You go to class and Quincy isn't there either
>The teacher asks you about it
"I don't know. I was going to ask you the same thing, Mrs. Teacher."
>The next break you find the Dazzlings chilling by a window
>Sonata points at you
>"Look, it's the Predator!"
>"Huh?"
>"You know, Alien loves Predator?"
>"Pffhah! Good one."
"About Quincy."
>The girls have exhausted their good jokes
"Shaddap. What's going on with her."
>Adagio switches from amused to distasteful
>You can hear the disgust in her tone as she explains things to you
>"Quincy is a siren from Equestria, much like us. But she's deseased, she has that disgusting parasite. That thing in her mouth; it's the tongue-eating louse."
>"It's really disgusting." adds Sonata
>"And you touched it! Eww!"
>"I bet you kissed and you licked it! No no, I bet she blew you!"
>You look up the tongue-eating louse later that night
"My god..."

Someone else will have to continue the story. I don't know what I'd do.
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>>33520809
>Inb4 Anon finds medical help.
>He has the louse removed and then replaced with a healthy toungue he obtained from an anonymous donator.
>Later that week, one of the Dazzlings is abnormaly quiet...
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>>33504431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25kMK6oPo1E
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>>33512525
>>33517413
i'd like to feel the baby bump.
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Facts, faccs, facks, fax, who wants some????
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>>33523333
Yes and yes
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>>33523343
you got it boss
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In 2009, a guy tried to sue Pepsi after finding a dead mouse in his mountain dew. They responded back that if the mouse was really in the can since it was bottled, it would've dissolved by now.

Half of panda births would result in twins, but the mother would almost always abandon one of them. So, zookeepers had to swap out the cubs every few hours to trick the mother into taking care of both of her cubs.
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Taco Bell tried twice to enter the Mexican market, and failed. The locals would describe the food as inauthentic and a joke.

while cleaning up after an art exhibit in 1959, a group of janitors set out to prove they could make art that was just as good as what was on display. They snuck in a discarded piece of scrap metal and it won a ribbon for merit.
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The Hydrangea flower's color changes based on the pH level in the soil. Soil with 5.5 or lower will make blue, 6.5 and up makes pink, and the in-between of 5.5. to 6.5 can make purple.

A Filipino fisherman found a 34kg pearl that's worth $100 million. He didn't know it's value for 10 years, so he just kept it under his bed for good luck.
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>>33523380
Damn I want fake Mexican food in Mexico
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The highest paid state employee in 39 states is either a college football or basketball coach.

Stephen King sleeps with the lights on.
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The movie "Death Wish III" was changed to "Death Wish 3" because the Cannon Group conducted a survey and found that nearly half of the U.S. population couldn't read roman numerals

The Chernobyl disaster could have been 10x worse and could've affected most of Europe if 3 volunteer divers didn't drain a pool to prevent a 2nd explosion.

Yo yo, who wants some lewd
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So, these are some outdated Valentine's day facts I had lying around. sorry I couldn't get these out on the day of because I was sick and busy and tired.

It's teachers that receive the most valentine's day cards, followed by children, to moms, then your wife, and then girlfriends.

It is Valentine's day that is the only other day that beats out Mother's day for the most flower sales of the year.

In the Middle Ages, young men and women drew names from a bowl to see who would be their Valentine. They would wear this name pinned onto their sleeves for one week for everyone to see. This was the origin of the expression "to wear your heart on your sleeve."
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There are lonely women out there too, 15% of U.S. women would send themselves flowers on the love day.

I forgot where I found it, but If I can recall, Valentine's day is also the day when the most pubes have been shaven by the human race. I forgot how many pounds tho

23% of couples who meet up through online dating end up marrying, only 23%
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I am burning out rn, Im probably gonna head out on this one. So last last last facts.

The Greek language has 4 words for love.
>Agape: Charitable Love
>Eros: Sexual Love
>Philia: Love between friends
>Storge: Family Love

On a side note, speaking of love and romance, I was paroozing my subs on YouTube and saw that I still got wubcake on there. She was doing a livestream and she's like dating a britishman from across the pond. There's only a 23% that this'll work out
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>>33523529
Thanks for the facts brother
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>>33495079
Hopefully I haven't been beaten to the punch on this already.
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>>33523764

"Ever had a duck slapped across your fucking face so god damn shit hard you blacked the fuck out? Yee, I thought so. You're lucky."

>>33523529

So platonic love, lust and friendship?

>Philia=friendship
>Filia was friends with Pinwheel and sacrificed herself to save her

Deepest lore.
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>>33524622
I'm clicking but nothing is happening
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>>33524674
This. Actual link or /dzg/ riot.
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I predict a riot.
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>>33524674
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>>33525184

I thought pic related was a joke until I came across an ad with Twilight on a download site.
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>>33524622
I want more of these this is great lol>>33524674
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>>33526003
>Short hair Twilight
nyet
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Just to be safe.
>>>/trash/21384698
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Yo yo, who wants a FREE fun fact?
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>>33526487
Me
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>>33526508
Today is my birthday
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>>33526512
Habby birdday :DDD
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>>33526512
Happy Birthday Dazzle!
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>>33526437
Dagi would put those hamplanets in their place.
>>33526512
Happy bday!
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>>33526538
aw man, love (You) all. 300 hype!
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>>33526512

Happy birthday mate. Look up Cho Aniki on youtube.
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>>33526512
Happy dazzle birthday
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>>33527006
To lewd
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>>33513428
>You'd be surprised how much power a hug has
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>>33525174
Why
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>>33528512
>>33524717
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>Do you feel it now Adagio?
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Not related.
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Also not related. I made two.
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>>33529362
she learned from the best
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https://i.imgur.com/wLqWYIc.jpg
Enjoy
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>>33529557
I like my flatagios as womanlets
not in a loli way tho
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Full Res -->
https://derpibooru.org/1966405
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I wonder how Paradox is doing. I hope he's alright.

>>33529566

It's not illegal if she's a robot~...
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Btw speaking of...stuff, does anyone remember the name of that one 80s cartoon with the kids that create and send dreams to people? It was a Hasbro property I think.
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>When the thread is at page 8
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>>33530727
Real talk
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>>33497877
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>>33526437
Did you know the reason why anti-progressive memes have become so popular is because they create a lot more salt than regular, progressive shitposting?
You can hear millennials making openly fun about redditors and people who say incel. They don't look down on incels, they look down on the people who use that word.

I can absolutely imagine the sirens shitposting. Hard. Slutshaming, fatshaming, transshaming, gayshaming, etc.
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>>33531877

Most people just want to live their lives without someone nagging at them, waving their finger and telling them what to think. From the mom to the wife to the moral guardians of the 90s to the moral guardians of the 21st century. The so-called progressives have gone so far that for the first time the counter culture is voting conservative and wants to start a nuclear family.

>Slutshaming, fatshaming, transshaming, gayshaming, etc.

Honey, these people are bringing shame to themselves. The trolls are stating the obvious.
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Wake up thread
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>>33532654
no, this is a dazzle thread.
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OC Warning.
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>>33532654
>You walk into the bedroom and find a bush of orange hair on the bed
>You search one end to find Adagio's feet. Then you go to other end and unveil her face
>You kiss her and she wakes up
"Wakey wakey little poofster."
>"Ooooof...what time is it..."
"It's time to get up."
>Adagio lets out a deep breath and sits up
>"Gods, I hate mornings. Did you kiss me earlier?"
"Yeah. I thought it'd be cool, like in the fairytales. I'm such a prince!"
>You walk out of the room, your boots stromping noisily on the wooden floor to Adagio's annoyance
>"Prince? More like MC Hammer."
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>>33532897
Bubble order needs to be a little more clear. Remember: Right to left, and THEN up to down.
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Requesting someone remove the aggressive blush and veins.
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I want a buff Aria to smash my head like a melon between her meaty thighs
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>>33532961
Someone did this edit request a couple threads back
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>>33532961

here from thread 298#
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>>33532889
Jesus that's literally cumming buckets.
>>33532961
Good stuff dude.
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>>33533829
I love this.
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>>33533827
Aria without out twin tails is heresy
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>>33533833
I hope she's ready for me to eat her ass
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>>33534196
I can go for some ass rn
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>>33534430
I'd pay top dollar for her to sit on my face
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>>33534196
>>33534772
Since they aren't Internet addicts it's probable they'll drop you over the accusation of being into it. It's really only a beta male thing.
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> 9
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https://i.imgur.com/M2ZY1vD.png
https://i.imgur.com/GZvJjYe.png
https://i.imgur.com/0X797R2.png
Enjoy
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>enjoy-fag will never post what I enjoy
sad!
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>>33535618
Sad day
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>>33534787

Do you have a Y chromosome?
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What a beautiful drawing. I look at it from time to time and wish Showerfag would draw more.
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>>33536195
Man, I’m glad you like it. Looking back at this now is painful.
I have been drawing, just nothing worth posting. My PC died like right after I finished working on my 300 collab contribution and I lost a lot of in-progress stuff, including a piece I was working on for a 300 pic. But it’s also sorta given me new life. Now that I’m back on paper for the moment I’m experimenting with style and having a lot of fun. Getting a laptop soon so I can go back to doodling dazzle and hopefully put some stuff out.
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>>33536234

I thought you'd left. It's nice to see you're still around. What happened to the pc? Maybe you can connect the HDD as secondary and retrieve some of your stuff.
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Look at those great facial expressions! Especially the top right. They'd look great on Adagio.
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>>33537309
I wonder if her other cheeks are equally pinch-able
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>>33536773
Nah, I’ve been here, lurkin’ mostly.
The pc was just old. I don’t know what I did, but it’s busted now. A friend of mine is gonna take a look at it but I’m not holding my breath. I borrowed a laptop and got one of those external hardrive readers or whatever and tried that but everything on there was like from forever ago, old versions of stuff and missing a lot of newer things. I guess ‘cus I hadn’t preforemed a back-up in a while or something, I dont know, I’m not very tech literate.
I kept a lot of the newer shit on my desktop ‘cus im lazy and couldn’t find any of it. Don’t know if that’s a big no-no or not but I saw none of that stuff.
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>>33536195
benis
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Adagio's big fat cock!
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>>33537505
You alright there big guy
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>>33537505
She's magical. She can't have a dick and show herself as a female.
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>>33535897
I did not enjoy.
I did not enjoy at all.

Would still smash Aria from behind though.
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I wish MistakeAnon was here to give us a celebratory gift...
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>>33538746
I wish MistakeAnon was here to give us pancakes
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>ponies herd and sacrifice non-ponies to keep the carnivorous creatures from snatching ponies
>it's a diplomatic tribute: ponies would hunt and kill the creatures but dead ponies won't come back
>some can't be bargained with no matter what you're willing to give them
>you can't bankrupt yourself to feed the greed of a hippocampus just to save ponies from getting snatched
>it's believed these "sirens" aren't even eating the unfortunate equines but use them as thralls
>especially before solstices you need to take care of them and their cults and their astrology
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>Few things in everyday pony life are as scary as Human
>He eats meat, he has incredible stamina, he can heal wounds that would kill a pony
>So hideous is his appearance that he is always covered in black leather from head to toe
>He works for the Crowns, though what he does is a mystery and nobody really wants to know
>He is frequently sent where diplomacy is failing
>Some say he threatens to assassinate key people. Others say he kills and eats them to make way for Changeling infiltrators
>The truth is that the inhabitants of this world find Human's extraequestrian physique and scent extremely appealing
>Whenever diplomacy is failing, the princesses will send him to seduce powerful women and either cultivate good relations or create blackmail material
>He is a royal gigolo who fucks for peace
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>>33539244
>implying there's a Siren royal court
I like your thinking.
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>>33539375

They're largely decentralized but when daddy Neptune talks, they better listen.
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>>33539592

So that is why they were in Equestria.

>Girls, i need you to find me some horses...Nay, Mares! With nice meaty flanks.

>What? Come on dad, you got tons of horses already.

>Shut your face, Adagio. Poor Arion needs siblings. Look at him, he is looking so forlorn.

>...That`s one of our regular horses, dad. Arion is over there trying to hit on Aria.

*********

>And you know, Aria, I am literally hung like a...

>For Dad`s sake, Arion, you little creep. We`re siblings...

>Exactly!! We would be dishonoring our heritage as Greek gods if we dont get hot and heavy right now. Lets get your sisters too and...AAAGHH!!!

*********

>Wow, I know Arion always wanted be inside her, but it all happened way faster than i thought it would. So. Anyways. To Equestria and get some broodmares for Arion 2.0, is that so daddy dearest?
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Not Sorry.
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https://i.imgur.com/2Ahbxb2.jpg
Enjoy
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"Gloves are on, now it's time to get started. Now, if you cum, could you turn your head and cough?

https://derpibooru.org/1968532
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>>33540198
Thicc
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>>33540743
Reddit.
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>>33540223
Time for a prostate exam I see.
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>>33540223
Bruh, this reminds me. Wubcake came out with a cover of "Awesome as I want to be" and it sounds trash
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>you will never post your favorite pics to be dazzle-ified
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>>33541561
Such as?
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>>33541652

That doesn't look too hard.
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>>33541981
God this extreme blushing is so bad

It would look hundred times better without it
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>>33540223
>>33541529
>>33541574
i like you /dzg/
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>>33540215
This just makes me laugh.
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Just seeing adagio's pretty face makes me blush and get hard.



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