Inventory & Spells: https://pastebin.com/M3JiXh4rArchive: https://www.anonpone.com/coltquest/CQ Wiki: http://coltquest.wikidot.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/ncB2svzPrevious Thread:>Emerald chats with some people in the barracks and learns how to fight a little better.>Literally that's all that really happened. He speaks with Eda briefly, as well as Uictoria.>The important thing is that we are finally leaving the god damn barracks soon.Continued in next post...
Emerald looks over the stuff in his backpack in order to make sure he doesn't take anything with him that the Order might find suspicious.The Etherlock Pistol, the Curved Knife, the "other" focus, the bones, acid, and all the alchemy items. The potions are staying behind for sure, as well as most of the books.He can just leave them with Ann, so he isn't worried about losing things. Come to think of it, he could also inform her that she won't need to replace him since he won't be sneaking out, but perhaps he should leave behind more stuff?What does Emerald do?
>>33479481perhaps leave behind the tarot card deck. don't know how order pones would react to that. Handsaw and booze should go too. guess gentlestallions weekly should go to Ann as well. gives her something to oogle. but we'll want to back later dang it! we haven't read it ourselves.
>>33479481what time is it? we are leaving tomorrow morning right? perhaps we should consider what we should do for this evening. maybe tell Ruby goodbye for now?
>>33479481Have something unexpected happen that makes us stay in the barracks for seven more threads.
>>33479481Ask tourmaline if there's anything he'd like to show us among his things.
>>33479481is there anything the emerald should tell us about the city or the outside world? we have only been here for a short time so any advice will help.
>>33479481>>33479518better yet given that tourmaline has a "headache" let's give it a read tonight. sure we can't cum do to the ring but it'll give us some nice images to fantasize about while we sleep.
>>33479481>>33479518>>33479673Hey how about Ann and us read it together tonight. might be fun and gives us some bonding time with her.
i have been binge reading this quest for two days i must say i am hocked with this quality material
>>33479518>>33479523>>33479659>>33479664Emerald separates the handsaw, the booze, the tarot cards, and the Gentlestallion's Weekly from the rest of his spread.He feels someone lean up against his head and hears Ann say, "What'cha got there?"The colt explains she won't need to pose as him because Tourmaline said he could leave. Emerald then explains he is separating his inventory just in case someone tries to search him, and asks the demon if she can watch his stuff in case he needs to call her away."Eh, sounds a bit more boring than impersonating you." She says, sitting nearby and leafing through the magazine. "Never did understand why you ponies like these books. Way to vanilla."Emerald wonders if Tourmaline has any more advice about the outside world. Perhaps he should say goodbye to everyone before he leaves as well.What does Emerald do?
>>33479751and i have been thinking if we can make a bone suit and animate it like a undead trojan horse disguised with glamour just a idea for later if we ever need it
so guys whats the plan now
>>33479768really? vanilla? like which one's in there? so what do you consider exotic and erotic then Ann?
>>33479768we probably shouldn't say goodbye to everyone but maybe uictoria and ruby.
>>33479794well she is a demon shaped kind of like a human dick or mushroom with vagina teeth and tentacles and possibly drooling sexual fluids so i would guess the stuff she does involves lots of shape shifting and whats just a blobs of genitals or something more elegant weird but breath taking
>>33479768so we go try find hope and try to be recruited?
>>33479768If we stick around for a free meal, we can get the goodbyes out all at once when we request that someone transport us blind.Maybe I didn't pay enough attention or something but did we specify that the pip book should come with her when she comes to us at some point?Boop rubles (or whoever we come across) all sneaky beeky like. It's not like we have anything better to do than fuck about. If not that, maybe consider that the floor may in fact be lava because we must be going insane with boredom and excitement by now.Maybe ask what the demon would put in a book or convince her to try to make a better one. Basically, "put your money where your mouth is" or "well, it's not like we have the option of demon-made erotica."
>>33479865i like the demon erotic book idea
>>33479768Suggest to ann that maybe she could show us what she considers is the good stuff some time. Urge her to get along with the others and keep an eye on our gear and pip till we summon her and stuff.
so how are we going to do this get recruited just straight up go to her and ask her if she can recruit us because we have nowhere to go
>>33479768Well what do you like to look at ann? Do demons have their own erotica they like?
>>33479768Ask tourmaline for more advice. How good does he think my chances are of getting home.
>>33479768Ask ann what happens to her if something happens to us. (death, curse, etc.)
>>33479768>"If you know where I can get some good demon smut by all means"
>>33479751(Glad you like it.)>>33479794>>33479801>>33479838>>33479865>>33479880>>33479885>>33479895>>33480025>>33480035>>33480110Emerald asks what sort of things she would consider worthy of a periodical as he gets up and walks towards Ruby."Well, for starters your magazines just have other equines. It's usually just ponies. Sometimes zebras. Rarely gryphons." Ann says. "You know how many other creatures there are in the world? Things with every shape and size of orifice and organ you can think of. Probably some you can't think of as well!"The colt has to admit that sounds pretty intense."I'll have to see if I can scrounge some up sometime." The succubus says with a wink. "I should warn you though. You know when they talk about knowledge driving some people insane? This is the kind of stuff they are talking about."The colt is unsure if she is kidding or not.Emerald asks what will happen to her if something happens to him. That is to say, what if he dies or becomes otherwise permanently incapacitated."I'll be free, of course." Ann says shrugging.Emerald reaches Ruby and pokes her on the nose. He says he has to leave tomorrow morning and so he wants to get in some goodbyes."Aww, leaving already? You were going to do something involving Joyride, right? Good luck." Ruby says, hugging him and patting him hard on the back.What does Emerald do?
>>33480351give her a tight hug in return.
>>33480351>"If you beat joyride to driving me sex crazy shes going to punish you in a way you wont enjoy ;)"
>>33480351Ha ha! Time to kill Joyride!
>>33480387nope not killing. we need her to get back home.
>>33480351>"Aww, leaving already? You were going to do something involving Joyride, right? Good luck." Ruby says, hugging him and patting him hard on the back.tell her that we'll need it.
>>33480394can do both and continue to win
>>33480351tell her we are going to need good luck then say >>33480381 to ann
>>33480351>"I should warn you though. You know when they talk about knowledge driving some people insane? This is the kind of stuff they are talking about."would that might explain bibisi?
>>33480351>>33480741support i think you could be right a joyride in a worse world that has had so much sex she cant orgasm instead of having more sex or getting the potion just decides to rank up her lewdness the porn is not that much different but its corrupting? or something
>>33480351>"I should warn you though. You know when they talk about knowledge driving some people insane? This is the kind of stuff they are talking about." literal mind break porn. unf Thanks Ruby. if everything works out I may be heading back to my own world. is there anything you'd want me to tell my own Ruby? anything you'd like me to give her?
>>33480351>>33480788those are important questions i support
>>33480351give ruby a little kiss on the forehead or on the mane.
>>33480351>>33480814like this idea
I don’t remember very well, but did we vote out the frustration mechanic? I remember it from waaaayyy back in the beginning, but I don’t remember what happened to it.
>>33480835>>33480351it got dropped shortly after emerald got free of the ring. but since we are stuck with the ring back on i guess the frustration mechanic should return?
>>33480844Thanks. Just curious. We don’t have to do it if it’s too intrusive or annoying.
>>33480351We should give strawberry a goodbye hug too incase we don't see her tomorrow morning.
>>33480351I think our first stop should be Joy's house. Before we make any plans or anything, I want to know if our keys can even work in 304 coursework in this world.>>33480788Supporting this. And do this for Strawberry and Rat too. Ask them if they have any messages to relay to their alternate selves.
>>33480351Give her a nice, firm backpat in return.
>>33480351did we ever get an answer from Uictoria about some piece of knowledge that might help us win the favor of her Order counterpart?
>>33480370>>33480532>>33480395>>33480814>>33480820>>33480940>>33482472>>33483207Emerald and Ruby share a perfectly platonic friend hug. Emerald thanks the filly for wishing him good luck. He'll need it."So, leaving?" Uictoria says, walking over.Emerald wallks over to her and gives her a hug too. He asks if there is anything she wants to tell her counterpart."Hmm... Not really. Maybe to question the Order a bit more than she does now. If she doesn't like you i doubt she'll listen though."Emerald asks Ruby if she wants to tell her alternate self anything.Breaking the hug, the filly sits and thinks for a second and says, "Nah. Oh! I guess tell her to keep being awesome, because if she is anything like me than she must be already."What does Emerald do?
>>33483373>perfectly platonic friend hugthe lewdest hug of all, see ya in three days
>>33483373>Im sure she shares the sentiment.Lets get out of here before we start crying.
>>33483373Assure her that we will tell her.
>>33483373Alright have we had dinner yet? If we have let's read some stuff before we go to bed. Maybe we can spoon tourmaline as we sleep.
>>33483373>>33483454Like gentlestallions or the zebra gods book?
>>33483373>didn't find any more non-platonic openings given 3 or so days, a bunker of spunky lasses, and literally nothing else of value to do besides asking an endless supply of the same questionsare we sure we're emerald, the slick player?>got a platonic openingwell now that will do just nicely thenI'm not sure how any of them even like us at this point since we've been largely insufferable but a win is a win.>"So, leaving?" Uictoria says, walking over.yes, you people make me the most boring colt I've been in literally my entire life. When I was a baby my mom was an adventurer who cursed me with a guardian demon necklace. When I was a toddler through 8 or so I was mentally and sexually abused in ways I don't seem to be able to think about anymore and tutored enough to keep up the appearance of a well-off child and I read. Since the moment I gained freedom I've been fending off demons and questionable adults and going on adventures with magic and coaxing sex out of whoever caught my fancy and then some.Maybe I just don't have practice at this game we call "being chill" since I've never actually done it before. Ironic, considering how chill I act.Wait I mean just yes, fuck
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>>33483373Surely we're not going to leave without saying goodbye to creepy cutie?
>>33483373Let's say goodbye to sensoria and eda.
>>33483373Ask tourmaline if he thinks our plan will work. If anything a wish for luck would be nice.
>>33483373Still wish we could have one last night with tourmaline. Maybe a little 69 sucky sucky. But a "headache" is a headache
>>33483373Ask them to keep our companions entertained and busy while we are gone until we are ready to take all of us home.
>>33483405>>33483428>>33483434>>33483454>>33483466>>33483536The colt has to admit that the time spent here was quite peaceful, and he is a little sad to go. He has to though, as he needs to return to his dimension.Emerald doesn't want to tell everyone that he is leaving, as he isn't sure who Tourmaline wants him to tell. That, and he is wondering if anyone might try and convince Tourmaline not to let him leave. It might be nice to say bye to Eda, though he is wondering if the assassin demon might try to convince him to try and kill Joyride again.The night passes rather pleasantly after that. Ruby and Emerald do a bit more reading, and eat a nice, simple dinner of what Emerald would describe as a potato soup.Tourmaline approaches after dinner and asks, "Hey, so you all ready for tomorrow? I'm going to have Strawberry walk you out. No offense, but we are going to blindfold again for it, just in case someone tries to convince you to reveal where we are."What does Emerald do?
>>33483753Tell him that is fine and wise to do. We don't know how the order will treat us and the last thing we want to is betray the hospitality given to us
>>33483753Ask to keep ann and pip busy and entertained. They might cause trouble if left idle for too long. We'll pick them up when we can.
>>33483753Offer to give him head tonight before we leave. It may sooth his headache and he doesn't have to do anything himself.
>>33483753Give him the kissu. Might be our last chance to ever make out with ourselves.
>>33483753Thank him for the stay. Ask him if he thinks my plan will work.
>>33483753Must be a comfort to know other yous and other worlds exist
>>33483753Everyone is so ready to suck off Tourmaline and just totally ignore Rat. I don't mean scking off Rat, I mean asking him if there's anything he wishes he could have told Barber. Since she's alive in our world. I wanna make the most of this chance by bringing back any words of wisdom and maybe souveniers that we can.
>>33483753Smile and tell him we hope he reclaim his lands make the order look like fools in the process. All hail the jester king.
>>33484070We should do that we did this for the others
>>33483753Right then where's that Blindfold?
>>33484070>>33485074>>33485078Remember we shouldn't inform too many we are leaving.
>>33483753Tonight let's whisper to our amulet. Ask if it amuses so to see us struggle in this order held world. Ask if he knows how our ruby, hope, and joyride are doing? What of larimar? Do they think us dead? What of stargazer, zazz, and the thralls?
>>33483753Ask him if things fail or if we need additional help in our quest to get to joy and to get home is there some way to reach you some how?
>>33483753kiss and nuzzle him.
>>33483783>>33483788>>33483864>>33484070>>33485320>>33485549>>33486713>>33486770Emerald asks Tourmaline to keep the demons busy. He's been rather hospitable, and he wouldn't want them to get into any trouble.Emerald asks Tourmaline if he thinks the plan to speak with Joyride will work."Sure. I guess." Tourmaline says. "I mean anything could happen."Emerald sees Rat, and wonders if he'll want to say anything to his counterpart. He doesn't want to inform the stallion that he is leaving, so he just tries to nonchalantly ask him."Hmm... I'd want to see that side's Barber and Ruby. I guess more than anything." He says.Emerald asks if there is a way for him to get in contact if he needs it."Well, if you are lucky we might see you while doing our 'errands'. Other than that though probably not." Tourmaline says.Emerald retires to bed soon after this, wanting to get a good night's sleep. Since he is alone, he whispers to his amulet, asking if it amuses the stone to see him struggling in an Order controller world, and asks what everyone else is doing.The colt isn't sure, but he thinks he hears some laughing coming from it.---Emerald awakes the next day with a foreleg wrapped around him. Looking around he sees Tourmaline there still asleep. Looks like it's the next day. If there is anything else he wanted to do before he left now would be the time.What does Emerald do?
>>33486863Think we have enough time for some quick fun?
>>33486863let's take a peak at some of tourmaline's stuff. like his books. or maybe try his chest with the scepter.
>>33486863can we sneak out of bed and spy on folks?
>>33486863let's snuggle into our em spoon. maybe rub our rear into his crotch.
>>33486863dry hump him. maybe a little morning frot?
>>33486863enjoy the warmth and comfort of his hug. might be awhile before we have this again. after a bit let's see if we can slip out of the sheets without disturbing him. anything in the room catch out interest? use perception.
>>33486863let's sleep some more and steal a kiss from him.
>>33486863let's get up and prepare our bags.
>>33486863snuggle into him and sleep in.
>>33486863give our little clown prince a good morning hug and kiss.
>>33486863can we go out and say hi to the others? maybe grab a snack to eat?
>>33486863let's disguise ourselves as tourmaline and see if the others fall for it or maybe play around with the blindfold till it's time.
>>33486863let's read gentilestallions or the zebra god's book this morning till it's time.
>>33486947>>33486956>>33486971>>33486985>>33487041Emerald snuggles with Tourmaline for a little while longer, and then gets up and decides to read one of his books until he wakes up.He starts to read one about zebra corsairs, and wonders if Bo is among their ranks. Apparently they act mostly as scouts and harassers against the deer forces to the north.Tourmaline wakes up shortly later and after a yawn says, "Alrighty, let's get some breakfast and then we can get you out of here."Emerald collects his things and has a quick breakfast of the soup from last night. Helpfully for once, Pip reheats his soup. At this point only He, Tourmaline, Pip, Ann, Eda, and Uictoria are awake."Whenever you ready." Uictoria says with a nod, also taking some reheated soup.What does Emerald do?
>>33487424"alright so i guess you'll blindfold me, spin me around, give me a bat, and tell me to hit the pinata? " give a chuckle.
>>33487424give strawberry a nod and close your eyes. bid everyone a goodday.
>>33487424fic can we have a quick review of what we are keeping and leaving behind?
>>33487424ask where they will be dropping us off at. which district? anything we should know about the streets before we are out there?
>>33487424kiss Tourmaline I may never get the chance to see Em on Em kissu again
>>33487424Finally! Books!Books.Ok should we seek out Hope before or after we've gotten another pass for the city?Maybe check if Sushi is in the city and still a zebralands spy? I bet we could buy a pass from her....Is it considered forgery to use bits from a different universe?
>>33487436>>33487442>>33487444>>33487462>>33488771>Things left Behind: >The Etherlock Pistol, the Curved Knife, the handsaw, the booze, the tarot cards, and the Gentlestallion's Weekly from the rest of his spread, the "other" focus, the bones, acid, and all the alchemy items. The potions are staying behind for sure, as well as most of the books.Emerald takes the blindfold, but doesn't put it on yet. He asks where he'll be dropped off."In the castle district. Remember that college that Ruby found you near? I'll try to drop you near there so you don't get too lost." Uictoria says.The colt also asks about where he can get another pass to the city, since he doesn't have one."Not from here, if that's what you are asking. "Tourmaline says shrugging. "We'd need more time to forge one, and you want to leave this morning. Just keep a low profile I guess."What does Emerald do?
>>33488895Ask how we are going to get our stuff back again contact again or drop point?
>>33488904>>33488895i'm guessing ann will give it to us when we summon her?
>>33488895"I understand." play with the blindfold for a moment and make it look like a head band.
>>33488895is there any friendly contact's on the street we should know about?
>>33488895finish breakfast and tell them that it's time i guess. give ruby one last hug and tourmaline a kiss.
>>33488895I think it's just time to leave. No more lingering.
>>33488895Ask where we can go if we want things like food and water.
>>33488904>>33488984>>33489003>>33489036>>33489172>>33489360Emerald asks if he has any contacts he can ask about on the streets."Even if I did I'm not sure I should say." Tourmaline says with a shrug.Emerald decides it's time to leave, and puts the blindfold on. Everyone calls goodbye as they leave, and he feels Uictoria;s hoof on his shoulder, leading him to the door.Since he is blindfolded, he quickly loses track of time and direction as they walk. Eventually Uictoria has the colt climb on his back, at which point he starts to feel Uictoria hoist herself up something, which he assumes is a ladder.The mare then moves something heavy and metal with a grunt, and Emerald can instantly feel the sunlight on his body."Alright, we are here." She says.Emerald removes his blindfold to see them standing in an alley. The buildings around him are tall, but he can still see the large wall and parapets of Whitherwater's castle a few blocks away.Turning to the mare he sees her with her mask on, and thanks her for all she has done. He then gives her another hug, which she returns."Be safe little one." She says as she climbs back down the ladder.What does Emerald do?
>>33489535"will do." take a look around. how's the time of day? many ponies on the street? check our joy compass.
>>33489535FRESH AIR! Man there's almost too much choice now. I guess heading to 304 coursewalk is the obvious idea, so let's go with that.
>>33489535>Miss the air of low tier domination being trapped, helpless, in the hooves of sexy and mischievous strangers.
>>33489535Let's go look for a newspaper and see what the headline is
>>33489568>>33489599>>33489632>>33489651>33489651>>33489809He nods and says he'll try his best to be safe.Emerald looks up to see that the sun is completely out and there are a decent amount of people. If he had to guess, it's probably somewhere around 9am or so.He takes a nice, long breath of fresh air and steps out onto the street and begins walking towards #304 Coursewalk.He stops on his stroll to look at the headlines of a newspaper."Two Dead found outside the walls of Whitherwater's South Gate!"The colt grimaces and then continues on, checking his compass as he goes. It isn't indicating the castle, so he assumes it must be pointing at #304 Coursewalk. It is certainly pointing that general direction.He gets to the doorstep, and knocks on the door.There is no answer.What does Emerald do?
>>33489880Check again. Is this where the compass is pointing to?
>>33489880Knock again and wait a few moments.
>>33489880Try to peak in either from the window or keyhole.
>>33489880Wait a little bit to see if she's going to answer or not. Double check the compass to be sure she's in. If no one comes to the door try our key but be careful. Our joyride had her door trapped to prevent intruders from breaking in check the keyhole for sure that ours will fit.
>>33489880Look around for any ponies or magical warchimg devices that might be keeping tabs on the front door.
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>>33489880I don't have a good feeling about how she might react to seeing us unlock her door if she's in there and ignoring us. So, I propose we use the key to what was Emerald's room in our universe. If we can go into the other room first and info gather, it might help us out before meeting this Joyride.What other keys do we have on our keyring? Just the 2 keys?
>>33489885>>33489888>>33489892>>33489905>>33489915>>33489971Emerald pulls out the compass again. It's sort of spinning around in a circle without stop. He isn't sure what that means.He knocks again, but there doesn't seem to be any response. He looks in the window and the keyhole, but doesn't see much."Hey, kid." a stern stallion says from behind Emerald.The colt turns to see a strange sight.It's a pony wearing a strange mask. It looks a bit like a sleek, metal dragon mask. It's scales are black, and it's horns are gold, or at least gold-colored. He's also wearing familiar clothes, but he can't quite place where he saw them."Come down here for a second. I need to ask you a few things." The pony says, his voice quite clear through his mask.What does Emerald do?
>>33490792Approach the mask pony cautiously. Ask how we can help.Do a perception check. Is that joyride in mask altering her voice?
>>33490792Look at them are they one of those accusers the gang warned about?
>>33490792Remain calm and ask if there's a problem.
>>33490792"Nice hat, Qaab Belqane"
>>33490792Standard police procedure is to give nothing not asked for on the grounds that even well meaning police might bury your life under a pile of bureaucratic technicality unnecessarily. This can only be worse in a world with such an uneven power dynamic.Ask why he's in a mask and approach. It's not like we can just run, really. That would ruin our goals anyway just as sure as anything else that could happen, even if we escaped.
>>33490792Compliment the mask. Are you a dragon slayer?
>>33490792>Holy shit your getup terrifying.>Say this like your impressed, he wanted to evoke a certain emotion and he did.>Just walk over, not like he can't definitely kill you if he wants too.>you have any idea where joyride is?>Try to remember the story we gave the order last time.
>>33491454What story did we give them last time? I'm against telling any lie we dont need to, to a guard. But I think we can say we're checking in on a friend. Not really a lie. And we heard she lived here.
>>33490792Calmly approach the pony midway.
>>33490792Ask who they are and what they want to know.
>>33490792AM I BEING DETAINED
>>33490834>>33490839>>33490931>>33492945>>33493458>>33493910>>33493942Emerald cautiously comes down from the steps and asks how he can help. Emerald thinks at first it may be Joyride, but the pony is far too big. He's quite huge actually. In addition, as far as he can tell that deep stallion voice is real.The colt then suddenly remembers the masked Order ponies that were mentioned down in the barracks. According to them they all wore strange masks. Could this be one?Emerald says his mask is scary and pretty impressive. He asks why he is wearing a mask."Not from around here, are you?" The pony says. "It is a symbol of my office and my identity. You can call me Hydrus."He then points up to the stoop and asks, "More importantly however, what were you doing up there?"What does Emerald do?
>>33494805"I wanted to speak to the pony that resided there."
>>33494805>>33494834Support what much else can we say?
>>33494805>>33494841maybe ask him what he knows about the pony up there? perhaps get him answering questions instead of us.
>>33494805wanting to speak to the pony at home if they are in. Yeah i'm not from around here. where are you from?
>>33494805is 304 coursewalk your home Mr. Hydrus?do a perception check. is this the big stallion that worked for uictoria from our world. maybe with a different name?
>>33494805Aren't we going to the Order anyway? Tell them we were going to ask for directions there. Leave him with that but if we need to elaborate, our long lost auntie is still lost
did not do much been sick, but have two things for thread
haven't done a vectory thing in long time hope it came out okay, this is all for now. used sweetie belle pic for base
>>33494974>>33494983nice! i love these.
>>33494865>>33494869>>33494893I love these questions do what a child does best awnser with questions >>33494805
>>33494974Noice.>>33494983>Emerald_scrunch.pngThat being said, this is still adorable.>>33495033>>33494834>>33494841>>33494865>>33494869>>33494893>>33494916Emerald says he was looking to get back to his long lost Auntie who lives here in #304 Coursewalk. He says he is pretty sure she lives here, and asks if maybe he's mistaken and it's actually Hydrus."It is not my house, no. Perhaps I should have mentioned that the first time you walked by." Hydrus replies. "Tell me, who is it you are looking for?"What does Emerald do?
>>33495212could not thinking of a clever filename so just went with that, ty though it was fun
>>33495212Well guess we're sticking with the Aunt Joyride story. I am okay with this, this is a lie we can pull off. We know her well enough to bullshit our way out of anything... Probably.Oh wait this guy's gonna know Joy has no sisters... So we have to say we call her that as she's as close as family."Mrs. Ride. She's practically family to me."
>>33495212Well my aunt's name is Qaab Belqane.
>>33495212>>33495271I don't know who Qaab Belqane is but it occurs to me that they might background check who our aunt is and if they see she doesn't exist, we might have some 'splaining to do. Let's say our aunt's name is Cherry, and if they press us for a last name, we add Chiffon. Cherry Chiffon.
>>33495397>>33495271Qaab Belqane is joyride's name in both Deer and Dragon.
>>33495212I wasn't given a name sadly. just the address of where she lives at. if the pony inside is not my aunt then well... i guess i'm alone.
>>33495212maybe we could say we don't know their name just need to speak to them first and find out.
>>33495212What was the reason for not telling people of the compass? It would explain why we thought the person it pointed to was a relative of us while also letting us be wrong without being a caught liar.
>>33495502i think people are concerned that magic compass would be confiscated.
>>33495511It's worth it and we don't need it
>>33495528you sure about that?
>>33495212Oh fuck, did you guys seriously just lie to somebody with the authority to lock us up for the rest of our natural lives!?!
>>33495550well one person did.anyway you have a command or prompt for emmy?
>>33495556I can't think of any way to unfuck the situation we're in. Had I been on sooner, I'd have voted that we just be honest and tell him we're looking for Joyride. Our situation might be pretty outlandish, but it's not unprovable.
>>33495212We should tell Hydrus beforehand that our aunt has many names, that we don't know WHY she has many names, and then come up with a fake one.
>>33495613>then come up with a fake one.or just use Qaab Belqane. which is a legit name for joyride and might be one here as well.
>>33495212You guys and your retarded lies. Its cute. Also likely to get us killed and or arrested.Also yall are still retarded.>Eyeroll at these silly thread ponies.>Show him your magic compass and tell him its an EXTREMELY long story.>Your just trying to talk to joyride. I literally JUST need to talk to her. For like a minute.
I really wanna double down on the sillyness angle here people.We can still get out of this if we start being honest. Just explain the compass thing, and your aunt being "joyride" but not THEIR joyride.If that makes any sense.
>>33495894Dont* want to double down on sillyness.
>>33495564If we use the compass as a sacrifice we can pawn our lie off as ignorance. It would help if we didn't drop her name.Others seem to be placing possible later convenience over current probable safety though and in general playing ballsy.
>>33495271>>33495397>>33495404>>33495613>>33495618Qaab Belqane is the name of the deer god that they either mistook Joyride for or just named her after. Either way it's deer culture and we probably shouldn't bring it up in front of the Order who are at war with the deer. Bringing up Qaab Belqane at all can do nothing but make us more suspicious. Also they already know Joyride as Joyride as a the head of the Order. Claiming that she's our aunt is going to give us away immediately. Knocking on her door twice was a huge mistake.
>>33495212tell him we don't know for sure. we've never really met before. All I know is that my aunt lived in this city at 304 coursewalk and works for the order of the arrow. She might not even know me. either way I need to talk to her so I can find a place to stay.>>33495891>>33495894>>33496229>>33496311>>33495618>>33495613>>33495564let's not do these.
>>33495212Don't use deer name whilst at war with deer. This is suicidal.Why give up a magic item to a random guard? Don't show the compass.The aunt lie was one I thought Emerald himself said he was gonna ditch and I thought we were not gonna use. This mistake sucks. Let's not make it worse by saying we know a different Joyride. That will get us taken in for questioning, use some sense.This isn't a bad situation yet. We are literally only knocking on Joyride's door so we can talk to her. And that is not a crime. And we can say that's what we're doing. We dont need to lie, and we don't need to tell him our life story. There's a middle ground. We do NOT need to tell him more than absolutely necessary.
>>33495227>>33495270>>33495550>>33495556>>33495564>>33495891>>33495894>>33495898>>33496229>>33496678Emerald replies that he is looking for his Aunt."Don't be daft." The masked pony says bluntly. "What is her name?"The colt is unsure what to say, and doesn't really want to lie any more, especially to someone like this. He says he is looking to get back to his Aunt Joyride."She is your Aunt, is she?" The stallion asks.Emerald finds it surprisingly difficult to tell if he is asking in earnest or if he is doing so mockingly or perhaps even worse, trying to lead him on. He decides to tell a bit of the truth. No more than he needs to know but enough to maybe make Hydrus leave him alone. He says that Joyride isn't his real aunt, but she is the closest thing to a real family he has.The dragon mask pony stares at the colt, not saying a word. While he is doing this Emerald looks nervously around. He hadn't noticed it before, but whenever people start to walk down the side of the street he is on the seem to stop for a second, and then cross the road before continuing to walk. This makes the colt panic slightly, and he starts to look for ways of escape.Emerald doubts he could simply run from this pony. He is much older and much larger and would probably run him down quickly. There is an alley on both sides of Joyride's house he may be able to escape down. In addition, Emerald isn't sure that Hydrus knows he might have keys to #304 Coursewalk. If he gets his key ready, It's possible he may be able to dash inside before the masked pony can realize what is going on."And how did you come to know Joyride, child? Do you even have any proof that you know her? Perhaps a letter she sent for you to come visit her?" Hydrus asks, still staring at the poor colt.What does Emerald do?
>>33496859I was given a key and a compass that lead here. They were made by her for me.
>>33496859We have a key, which would've been rude to use unannounced, and a compass that's enchanted to point at her.
>>33496859Joyride and me have not met mister. I do not have a written letter or a invitation. But I did receive a key to the place. I was hoping to speak with her about it and see if she'd be willing to take me in for a time since I have no where else to go to.Now since you do seem to know about joyride do you know if she's in?
>>33496859Get the keys out, back up to the door. Unlock it behind yourself whilst talking to cover the noise."Where's you proof? How do I know you're not some child abductor? I know about stranger danger!"And hopefully the door will be unlocked by this point.We still have our main focus so if things start to get bad I'd throw out a Smoke Screen spell. Maybe circle around him a few times to make him unsure where we are, and then go back for the door to try and open it agian. Because Joy's house is genuinely the safest place I can think of.
>>33496859Ask if he's her personal bodyguard.
>>33496859Ask about him. What is he doing here? Is he wanting to speak to joyride too?
>>33496859Go to the door and try the key. Then say is that proof enough?
>>33496904Let's avoid actual combat if we can help it.
>>33496859Ask him if he doubts our story then he can hang out while we talk to her. We mean no harm.
>>33496859Lets run inside and use the key.
>>33496859Ask him why so many questions
>>33496875>>33496890>>33496902>>33496904>>33496907>>33496938>>33497197>>33497203>>33497220>>33497223>>33497228Emerald attempts to waylay him by asking the stallion questions, but he seems uninterested on doing anything else but answering his questions.In a huff, Emerald walks up to the door and pulls out his keys, saying that Joyride gave them to him. He then puts the key in, opens the door, checks quickly that it's safe inside, and then steps in.Emerald looks around in the room he is in. He used the key that led to his flat, but apparently in this dimension it leads into a completely kind of chamber altogether.It's a short corridor made completely of rough stone. On his left there is what appears to be a room of some kind. Inside there is a bed and what appears to be a squat toilet. In addition, there are chains on the back wall, as well as multiple completed check marks. Lastly, there is something written on the back wall. It reads, "I said there are 11 eyes!"Emerald gets closer to the room, and notices that the large doorway has some sort of magical sheen around it. It's glass-like and nearly see through, but seems to shimmer occasionally.What does Emerald do?
>>33497281So the guard just let us go in? Okay....Call out to joyride.
>>33497281Joyride probably isn't here and this isn't a good place for us to be. Lets head back out.
>>33497281Toss a loose rock at the door. Is it electrical?
>>33497281Can we tell what kind of magic shimmering it is?
>>33497281Steal yourself and keep a brave face. Could we try our library key and see where that rake us?
>>33497354>>33497386NOT this. Stepping out we'll just walk into the guard again.>>33497281Does the corridor go anywhere else? Are there any little bits of stone on the floor that can be thrown at the field? With Em's anti-magic I can imagine he could walk through but. That idea scares me a bit, but if it doesn't look like it'll burn his limbs off, then we should explore it.
>>33497281Could this door have taken us to somewhere in the castle? Or does joyride have a personal dungeon? She seemed too timid for that but then again maybe this is sunshine sea's
>>33497281Well, knock. It's polite.Don't touch the magic bubble though, that probably sucks invaders into the cell.
>>33497292>>33497354>>33497365>>33497380>>33497386>>33497448>>33498041Emerald calls out for Joyride, but no one responds. He then walks over to the cage. He can't see the whole cell, but it doesn't look like anyone is inside.The colt throws a rock to test the shield. It bounces off, leaving a soft ripple on the barrier.He begins to walk off, flipping through his other keys, but then hears the voice of a filly behind him."H-hello? Is someone there? H-help me!"Emerald turns to see a ragged looking filly pressed up against the barrier."P-please! Help!" She says, looking sadly to the colt.What does Emerald do?
>>33498284who are you and what are you doing here? where is this place at?
>>33498284ask what her name is.
>>33498284can we see any source where the magic barrier is from? Ask her where this place is.
>>33498284alright so thing number one is how about don't let them outafter that, say hi ask who she is and ask what kind of help she wantswhen she inevitably ignores our first question and asks us to let her out, point out that she has not answered usTHEN tell her that we don't even know how to get her outbut thing number one is don't let them out. If we must, use the excuse that we're pretty sure she's in the house somewhere.
>>33498284Screw all the other questions. Ask her the important one, where is Joyride?
>>33498284I don't know how but you guys keep finding new ways to disappoint me.You have LITERALLY lied yourself into a corner. Time to start digging your own grave.>Did mic spookyman follow us?>What the heck are you even doing here?
>>33498426>I don't know how but you guys keep finding new ways to disappoint me.i didn't expect us to run inside either but i guess fic picked that prompt.
>>33498284>>33498435I feel we may be entering fics magical realm.It is time to be afraid. Clench your buttholes everybody.
>>33498284Who are you? Do you know joyride?
>>33498284This should remind us of how we uses to be. Back when we were our stepparent's prisoner. Try to free her if we can.
>>33498284Let's not forget that Stargazer was a prisoner of Joy's at one point. If this filly is in here, she could be a succubus too. Let's not assume the worst of our Aunt Joyride... Yet.Keep your composure and just ask her questions. Don't tell her you'll let her out or anything until you need to as a bargaining chip to get her to cooperate more. Also, ask her who put her in here. We still don't 100% know this is Joyride's house.
>>33498316>>33498350>>33498355>>33498368>>33498426>>33498435>>33498439>>33499153>>33499813Emerald walks around the barrier, trying to figure out if it has a source somewhere. While he does this the colt asks who she is and what she is doing here."M-my name is Amygadlin. You can call me Amy though..." She says, and then continues. "I-I'm not sure what I'm doing here or even really where I am! I just woke up one day and I was here. Please get me out of here before that Joyride lady comes back!"Emerald asks if she knows where Joyride is."I-I don't know. She just comes out of the door that you appeared from." Amy says.The colt has to admit that it reminds him a lot of his stay with his step parent's and he can't help but to feel a bit of sympathy for this young filly.The colt says he isn't sure how he could even possibly destroy the barrier."D-do you have anything that can destroy magic? Maybe some sort of dispel, or an anti-magic field of some kind? Please, you are my only hope!" Amy says.What does Emerald do?
>>33500378That is an oddly specific request.
>>33500378Use our aura spell. See if she's really a filly or not. We can cover it by saying we are trying something on the barrier.
>>33500378Keep her talking. Ask her what joyride has been doing to her.
>>33500378Ask where she's from. Maybe we can get her back home. Do a aura test on her.
>>33500378Amygadlin? Are you sure it's not a misspelling of "amygdalin", the chemical compound also known as "vitamin B17" or "laetrile", sometimes touted as a cancer cure? You think maybe she could somehow be related to Aldehyde?
>>33500378If this really is anti-Joyride's dungeon, then we'd better make whatever we do snappy. It's likely that Hydrus dude is going to find her to verify our story and bring her here when he finds out anti-Joyride isn't our auntie.
>>33500378Ask who this Joyride is and why she's so bad. What does she do? Use our magic sight as we talk.
>>33500378ye nah i don't trust this in the slightest.
>>33500378Ask her if she knows where the barrier's source is at.
>>33500378Ask how long has she been here?
>>33500406>>33500418>>33500421>>33500439>>33500450>>33500507>>33500524>>33500628>>33500776>>33500898Emerald is a put a little bit on edge with such a specific request. The colt pulls out his book and casts arcane sight. Unfortunately, Emerald can't see through the barrier, in fact there is a big square of purple light in front of him that he can't see past.The colt asks what Joyride has been doing to her, and how long she has been here."S-she usually just stops by to feed me. Please, I haven't seen the sun for so long. Help me out of here!" Amygdalin says, scratching at the barrier with her hoof ineffectively. "I don't know how long I've been in here, but it's been far too long!"Emerald asks what she did to be put in a place like this."I don't know, I don't know!" Amy says, breaking down and crying.Emerald admits to the filly that this all seems far too strange, but if she should run by Joyride she'll speak to her about it. He feels it's not the best idea to just let someone out of a dungeon."P-please, you are my last hope..." She says, continuing to cry.What does Emerald do?
>>33500930Do you know aldehyde or a pipdexkor? See if she reacts to either name.
>>33500930Ask if she has any parents.
>>33500930When was the last time joy visited? What time is it now? Close to mesl tim
>>33500930Ask what happened to the pony in the cell next door? Was it always empty?
>>33500930Maybe we should leave. Tell her we'll try to be back.
>>33500930Maybe we should let her out. If she's dangerous we could zap her with some magic missiles and stab with our knife. But hopefully it won't come to that.
>>33500930Wait she has no iris. Demons don't usually have iris. This filly might indeed be a demon
>>33500930I am sure she's got something to do with demons. However, so does Emerald and he's a good guy. I'm torn on this.She can survive a bit longer though, there is no reason not to wait this out and find out more first. Acting this soon doesn't grant us any extra benefit. So tell her, we'll be back for her once we get some tools to free her, that it might be a couple days, and to obviously keep our visit a secret.Then we peek out the door. Is hydrus gone?
>>33500943>>33500987>>33501011>>33501015>>33501370Emerald asks if she knows Aldehyde or Pipadexakor. Or any parents. He begins to look around for some way to release her, but then he realizes something as he looks into her tear streaked face. She has no pupils."I-I don't know who you are-" She starts, but then her eyes start to narrow and focus, and then she says, "Aldehyde? Aldehyde... ALdeHyDe..."Her head suddenly jerks backwards, and for a second Emerald thinks something had sliced her right across the neck. That is until he looks down and sees a horrifying sight.A crease on the filly's neck has opened, revealing a large, tooth filled maw with a long, prehensile tongue. A deeper, scratchier voice speaks from the neck, causing the head to bob creepily with every word."You knew Aldehyde did you? Well, not much point in hiding myself much longer. Let me out child, or I swear wrath on your family. I will swear it on you, your children, and your children's children. I will drive them mad with grief and despair, and they will beg for me to take their lives just to end the suffering." The filly previously known as Amygdalin says. "So let me free, colt, or you will never see the end of me."What does Emerald do?
>>33501479Ask how she (he?..) will do that while being locked away in there.
>>33501479Oh yes I am now convinced and will happily let you out. Your threats have earned you my full trust!Time to leave. She's staying in there. Nice to know Joyride isn't someone to suspect of foalnapping now.
>>33501479Oh no. Please. Don't hurt my family.
>>33501479Well gee amy im sure your nice as a demon and all but threatening me isn't going to help you in convincing me to free you. I'll be leaving now.
>>33501479And what do you know about aldy? Sister?
>>33501479"bitch i already have demons on my ass"
>>33501479Free you? And do what? Eat me and take my soul? Sorry but mine is already taken.
>>33501479I don't give a tin shit about my family. Seems to me that you and your teeth are better off on that side of the barrier where they can't reach me. I let you free and what's in it for me? You look mighty cozy in there. Kind of like you need me to let you free, and won't be going anywhere or making good on any of those threats otherwise.>>33501514Wait we have a cutie mark in demons?
>>33501479>Oh no! Not my family!>That would be terrible!>hahahahahahahaha>Thanks for the laugh lady!>>33501542>>33501514Dont say either of these things please, some people might be listening.
>>33501514>>33501563That would be really cool actually!
>>33501563His cutie mark might as well be the doom slayer's face at this point
>>33501479Well first of all, channel your inner smug loli."I'd say you can have the remaining members of my 'family', but if you need my help to get out of there I don't see why I should worry about you anyway."
>>33501479That's a lot of children....
>>33500930>The colt pulls out his book and casts arcane sight.dear godI'm starting to think we should just play with total disregard for potential aggression from other characters, viewing the whole world as npc's from a beatem-up. If we're just gonna collect risks and reasons for people to agro on us this quickly, we should probably just play like every npc is an enemy and this is dark souls.>>33501502kek>>33501479"Do you promise?" Give her their address and tell her they are from a different dimension. We can either ask the mimic about aldehyde or just leave. Leaving might be wiser, but I also kinda want the insight into our troubled friend's past.
>>33501479This makes me want to laugh
>>33501479Lets leave and look for joyride. Maybe try our other 304 key.
>>33501479>>33501685Ya lets just try the other keys. Shes not in here.
>>33501479Say that we would like to learn some information about Aldehyde. This could be a good opportunity to get some info on the Aldehyde of this world
>>33502139Its also foolish to talk about that with someone who wishes us harm.Especially with a bunch of lunatic demon hunters running around.
>>33502139Wait half an instant, this is a mimic. They might well have never heard of aldehyde before and just said whatever hooked our interest.Emerald: realize you have no reason to trust the desperate mimic after a few seconds of interest then just deadpan and split.
>>33501479wave goodbye to the demon filly and look for another room.
>>33501479Oh, well now that you threatened our family, we're definitely going to let you free now. Sounds like a really excellent idea.
Like really, can we just spend a few seconds laughing at this thing?
>>33501479Yeah... I've kinda banged a few things scarier then you, and one of them was my (step)mom so have at it.You're more harmless then a kitten right now. You couldn't even look at my soul could you? Or did you just not bother?Laugh at her a little, okay maybe a lot. Then hold out a hoof for a good share even though we can't because of the barrier.Now, why don't we do this properly? My name is (what alias are we going by these days?) Amethyst, what's yours?>>33502698We absolutely can. Though the mouth thing is kind of creepy we've seen worse.
>>33501479LOL what! What is this? Where are your senses? Can you still see out of the eyes in the head? Where do you breathe? Can you talk through both mouths at once? If you don't have a spine, can you wank your filly head all around? Why do you not have regular eyes? That's a big giveaway. Bad move. I'm for taunting this thing all the way. Tell it we've not only banged daemons and other monstrosities, but Joyride herself!
>>33501479ignore her and her threats and leave for another room.
>>33501479>>33502806The time we waste taunting and laughing at a monster that's threatening us could be better spent exploring the rest of this house. I'm pretty sure Joyride will be here any minute so let's not dilly-dally.
>>33503691Finding Joyride is part of the reason why we infiltrated this place is it not? Granted her finding us while we taunt a demon is not exactly the best of looks but still.We never get the chance to just laugh or taunt anything, it's just a bit of fun we can get back to exploring right after.
>>33504045Yes, but until we do meet Joyride, we might as well use the time to look around for any info or resources that might help us in case things go unfavorably when dealing with her. There could be weapons, potions, notes, etc. she might have lying around.
>>33504046on the neck
>>33501494>>33501500>>33501502>>33501504>>33501506>>33501563>>33501569>>33501575>>33501644>>33501685>>33501785>>33502139>>33502211>>33502289>>33502389>>33502870Emerald walks away slightly and turns his back. He fishes out his keys and asks just how she plans to do any of that when she is stuck in there."I will escape one day. Perhaps you will not be alive then, but when you are burning in the afterlife, do you want your dead ancestors asking you why you let a terrible monster torture and kill them?" the creature says.Emerald remarks that he is perfectly with okay with the monster killing his step-parents. He then says the demon will just torture and kill him anyway once he is free. He then sticks his tongue out at teh demon."Oh no, you misunderstand." It says grinning. "I'll spare your life and your soul as payment for my freedom. We can even make it a contract. That way you know I can't break it."Emerald asks how she knows Aldehyde."We are rather similar, don't you think? We helped each other out. She asked for power, I asked for a body and souls." Amy says.Emerald says he's about ready to go now, and wishes her goodbye.She wishes him a long and painful death.Emerald stops at the door for a second. He realizes that if there is anyone on the porch, or Celestia forbid right outside the door, he might be in trouble. It'd be really easy to just jump out the door, shove the library key in the door, and hop back in if what was empty, but he needs to prepare just in case.What does Emerald do?
>>33504999We'll keep what you suggest in mind amy. we may meet again or maybe not. we shall see.peak first out the door.
>>33504999>"We are rather similar, don't you think? We helped each other out. She asked for power, I asked for a body and souls." Amy says.Asked? were they not demons originally? or can demons give each other boons?
>>33504999Let's just exit normally.
>>33504999i'm mildly curious of whom they asked. otherwise let's get ready to do a mad dash and try the other key.
>>33504999peak. perhaps prepare a shield or something incase there's more guards outside.
Wait, before we go, we should get an agreement from mimicdemon."We don't even know that you are a demon, so we're not letting you out now, but if you agree that, should we ever contribute to your escape, we own you, we might be persuaded to come back.""It's either yes or no and we're leaving if you refuse to answer."
>>33504999>I asked for a body>she has the body of a filly>people actually wanted to ally up with Aldy back in the dayFuckin' hell we still need to put a bullet in Aldehyde if given the chance.
>>33505368Holy crap that's dark.>>33504999Let's just go normal
>>33505036never mind got eda and aldy mixed up.
>>33504999can we ask her if she knows what happened to aldhyde?
>>33505368makes me wonder what that mare got in return... if she's even still a pony anymore.
>>33505030>>33505055>>33505127>>33505196>>33505277Emerald peaks out the door, and sees the masked pony there, speaking to some guards. Taking the opportunity he readies himself to cast a shield and in one smooth motion he steps out, close the door, puts the library key in, and steps inside. He is too nervous to look back, but he thinks for sure someone was alerting others to his presence.Not only does the stone room not have any other exits, Joyride isn't here, and there is no library. The only book in the entire room is sitting atop what looks to be some sort of black rock pedestal.The book is scarlet red and has some sort of convex mirror with green runes floating in it. He thinks it's also whispering."Free me, child. Free me and I promise you power. More power than you could possibly imagine."The colt sighs and rolls his eyes.What does Emerald do?
>>33505671well gee that's just dandy. two dead ends. we may as well leave and surrender to the guards outside.
>>33505671>"Free me, child. Free me and I promise you power. More power than you could possibly imagine."well what is your name and what are you offering? power has it's price so what's yours?
>>33505671Ask what kind of power. Does it know joyride?
>>33505671ask for honesty. are you a demon bound within that book? if so what kind of demon? do you know a demon named pipadexkor?
>>33505671Ask if it can teach teleportation or a way to slip past nosy guards outside of doors?
>>33505671What is it with this Joyride and having things that make promises we don't care about?
>>33505671>Ponder aloud why anyone in the world would need so much obviously cursed crap.>"I've got one shady mentor figure already thanks and they're a planeswalking immortal wizard to boot.">"Also, you need to work on your pitch. LOVE power and I'm still not interested.">Kick the door open and tell them to hurry up and arrest you.>If they decide to drag their hooves some more try another key.>>33505688>>33505683>>33505700>Refrain from asking the demon book any stupid questions, because it's just going to lie to you. Obviously.
>>33505671do we have any other 304 keys left?
>>33505671Let's hear out what the book has to say. Not much else we can do other than search for a secret door or another set of keys.
>>33505671>The book is going to make a bunch of promises about power and glory and showing them all in return for freedom.>It may or may not also read our minds to figure out who we want revenge against and promise generic aid against them in an attempt to impress us.>The book, will also, probably. Tell us it can help is get past the gaurds outside.>Almost all of which will be lies, and attempts to manipulate us into freeing it so it can possess and or kill us.
>>33505671At least you're smarter then the last demon... Sorry no can do, I'm looking for something specific and I don't have the time. Plus I already have one book bound demon and as fun as making a library of you guys might be fun it's probably not a good idea.
>>33505671Power is nice but what I really need is knowledge, exactly what kind of book are you?
>>33505671Let's try asking the book what it can offer in a way that won't show it that we're pinned against a wall. Maybe we can make use of it with the knowledge we got dealing with Pip.
>>33505671>>33505752>>33506076>>33506160>>33506161guys i would seriously consider at least hearing out what the book has to say as we are in serious trouble. the guards outside know we are looking for joyride and know we can use magic. there's a snowball's chance in tartarus that they'll let us see her now and they will likely throw us in jail for questioning if caught. i can only see us either throwing ourselves onto the mercy of st. hope for help, using this book to aid us, or coming up with a brand new plan to get to joy cause this one is not working out,
>>33505671I have no intent in agreeing with this book. But I wanna see if we can get a name from it, and if it can tell us anything about teh filly demon next door. Don't tell it about Pip incase it then tells Joyride about her.Also we might get arrested once we go back out but, cmon, we have SO MUCH dirt on Joyride now that she'd be mad to ignore us.
>>33505834We've also got to account for the people outside, who will be just now beginning to adjust their methods so that they can catch us next time we do this. Right now is probably the last time we can manage to get past them without probable issue."I'll accept full binding to my will and commands, and nothing less."Don't wait for an answer.
>>33506175>we have SO MUCH dirt on Joyride now that she'd be mad to ignore us.No, you don't understand, that's a bad thing under this kind of power structure. There's an unelected and unaccountable military power functioning as a governmental organisation and she's at the head of it locally. Having "dirt" on her just means the entire system sees us as a problem in need of fixing. Seeing these demons has made things worse for us, not better.Thankfully, they also don't really have to care about our dirt since there isn't anything we can really do with it, so it's not that bad.
So the Joyride of this universe just uses her house's rooms to store various demons and evil artifacts? That's sort of boring.
>>33505671Ask it what it is and what it wants.
>>33506168>>33506175>>33506199>>33506236Sigh*>>33506210At least you seem to have a grasp on things.Everyone honestly just seems to WANT to get imprisoned.Permanently imprisoned, not just kid gloves imprisoned like we were last time.>Don't talk to the stupid evil book please.You guys are literally falling for the oldest trick IN the book, and it kind of hurts.
>>33505671so whats the prize for the power anyway and whats your name that what i ask in payment to consider your offer
>>33506928I agree. so any idea on how to get out of this mess?
>>33506954Well, we've technically not lied. Joyride prime is an adult who was and still kind of is totally responsible for us at this time (and was maybe close to our mother I forget). Our list of crimes may or may not include resisting arrest or fleeing an officer moments ago, fraternization with numerous tainted beings in this house, use of magic against an officer, simply being a world-hopper, and overstaying our legal documentation. We don't know how the local ruling on any of that works, but I suspect it's like equestria appears to work where the rules are whatever those with power feel like they are.Among those, only demonic tainting appears like a real concern. Depending on how demon tainting is tested, that could get us anything from a magical scan that turns up nothing to a classic Salem-type witch-test that is built to kill the innocent and prove the guilty. Worst case scenario is shoot-on-sight but that seems a bit unlikely until joyride gets to confirm that she doesn't know us. Essentially, the more totalitarian and stern the organisation is, the greater value our apparent association with joyride has, meaning that the worst that can reasonably be expected is to be tackled to the ground and brought in for further questioning, which we can probably just answer mostly honestly.If you want a riskless plan, I'm sorry to say we are beyond that. The main thing I would recommend is being cute and pleasant and not a little shit. Also, this book can't do shit for us unless we want to attack people. Who wants to attack people? Defeating the whole military in combat would definitly solve our problems. Anyone up for all the power the book has on offer? We would have to make the same deal with every demon in every cage in these rooms and hope the combined power was enough. Come on, some of you have to be that aggressive.
>>33505671Tempting offer but no. Do a perception check. Is there any other way out of this room? Do we have any other joyhouse keys left?
>>33505671tell the book that we aren't interested in a sales pitch right now, just get to the point.if the book doesn't have anything that can help us in our current situation then we need to seriously decide whether to surrender to the guards outside or figure out a plan to slip past them and go to the castle to look for hope.
>>33506928Asking questions is not a trick. We're already past the point of getting out of this unarrested. You sound like you just want the arresting to happen sooner. If we can get the names of these demons, and then get teh chance to call those names out near Joyride, she's gonna shove every guard out of the way to ask us what we know. That's when we have a chance to get out of this.
>>33505671tell us more book. what is your name.
>>33505671well book what can you tell me about this place? what is your name? what do you know about joyride?
>>33505682>>33505683>>33505688>>33505700>>33505752>>33505757>>33505834>>33506076>>33506160>>33506161>>33506928>>33507160>>33508049Emerald asks if he knows Joyride or Pip."Of course I know Joyride. That fool rejected my power. With our strength combined we could have ruled the world!" The book says in a rather evil manner.In a bemused manner Emerald asks what his name is and what he is offering."You can call me Freytag, but that does not matter." The book booms out. "As for the power I can give you awesome, terrible magic power. What you do with it is under your discretion. Perhaps use it to make yourself stronger? Maybe wealthier? The world will be your- hey wait! Where are you going?"The colt is done here. There aren't any other ways out of this room and he has no other keys to #304 Coursewalk, which means he'll have to go outside eventually anyway. He steps out, crosses his forelegs, and stares down at the masked pony and two guards next to him, which have spears drawn."What were you doing in there, child? Make sure you tell the truth. You are in enough trouble as it is." Hydrus says.What does Emerald do?
>>33508210Hoping that one of the keys we had would take us to Joyride, but the both led to demons instead. One that pretended to be a filly and than threatened to curse all of our decedents if we didn't release it was in the first one and a talking book that promised unimaginable power was in the second.
>>33508210Tell them that we wanted to speak to joyride and it seems she wasn't in either key we tried.
>>33508226Maybe we can do without saying what was in the rooms.
>>33508210Ask what are we charged with?
>>33508210>Hoping joyride would have been in there. She was not.>Apparently she just uses the alternate dimensions to imprison demons. Which is pretty lame honestly.>Can you arrest me already? I'd like to get a move on.>>33508245breaking and entering if nothing else. Also using magic illegally.>>33508239He can just check once he takes the keys.
>>33508210Say we were trying to find Joyride because we need her help, and admit we probably went about it in the worst possible way. Just cooperate for now. We're kinda fucked.
>>33508255Our compass shows that she's in there, just not in the rooms that we checked. Also, she was being very rude and refused to open the door.
>>33508255Maybe he won't check. As long as he doesn't actually ask what was in there we should stay silent, it could only harm us.Of course if he asks we tell him, because like you said, they can check easily.
>>33508210Tell him that we were looking for joyride and we couldn't find her in either room. Does she not live here? And before you ask yes we do know a little magic. We were hoping that joyride or hope could take us in. We have no where else to go.
>>33508210Ask what they will do to us.
>>33508273>before you askSay nothing unless asked. No reason to dig our grave further.
>>33508283They saw us cast a shield
>>33508210Why do you guys want to keep spinning this aunt crap?Also he said were already in trouble, not much reason to keep quite.
>>33508210Tell him we were just checking if she was in. Any more questions mr. Hydrus?
>>33508210Say that we were looking for Joyride and ask him if he can help us find her. We really need to talk
>>33508210The truth is i want to talk to either joyride or hope as im an orphan and have no home. Joyride and hope are someone I want to be with. I was hoping they could take me in as a apprentice or servant or ward. But i wanted to speak to them privately about it. Is that really so wrong sir?
>>33508439Lets not lie about why we want to see them, our best bet is to answer what we're asked and stay quiet otherwise.
>>33508226>>33508238>>33508239>>33508245>>33508263>>33508267>>33508368>>33508439>>33508715Emerald says he wanted to speak to Joyride. Alone. He asks if there is anything wrong with wanting that."Wrong? Possibly. Suspicious? Very much so." Hydrus says. "I'm especially curious how you managed to get keys to that house."The colt says he knows she is in there, and that this could all be solved quickly if he could just speak with her."I'm afraid I can't let you do that."Emerald asks what he is being charged with."I have no obligation to tell you that, now come with me." Hydrus says.He holds up some hoofcuffs and says, "Now, do we need to use these?"What does Emerald do?
>>33508800Looks like being a butt is a requirement for the order. Just go with him.
>>33508800"Are we going to the castle sir?"
>>33508800Tell him there's no need for the cuffs
>>33508800Are we going to jail?
>>33508800Tell him that hope blossom could vouch for us. Can we at least speak to her then?
>>33508800"Am i being arrested for enjoying a demonic meal?"
>>33508800>stop, you have violated the law! pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!nah bro just press B to exit the conversation and walk away
>>33508800I'll go with you. But do the guards have to come too?
>>33508800I'd rather die than go to prison!
>>33508913>>33508921>>33508990Do nothing remotely close to any of this.
>>33508800One day he'll have what's coming for him. The Order has only been a hindrance so far in this universe.
>>33508821>Looks like being a butt is a requirement for the order. Just go with him.On the scale of power tripping officers, this isn't so bad given the situation. I'm kinda trying to find a reason why he wouldn't want to put the cuffs on us and I don't have one. It makes me think this is a trick.Lets just go chug a truth potion or whatever he wants.
>>33509003>>33509006always so serious
>>33508800I don't think he will carry us so may as well walk rather than end up having to shuffle along.
>>33508800>Cut the sas>Go with him>"So I have to ask, how long did it take before ponies started taking you seriously dressing like that?"Also yall are still idiots and took LITERALLY the most difficult route possible to do this.
>>33509863>Also yall are still idiots and took LITERALLY the most difficult route possible to do this.well how do you feel how this should've gone down?
>>33509863No they didn't. We could have taken the demon deals. It's not like we aren't already under demonic influence and demonic ownership. From there we could have leveraged our new gifts and our anti-magic passive and our two servants to fight our way out of town.Better yet, we could have just smoke-spelled and made a break for it without ever checking joyride's doors, trying to outrun this professional with no real advantages.
>>33508800>hoofcuffs That’s pretty hot
>>33508800They probably wouldn't fit me, do you have any foal sized ones? And if so, why?Also your tail is super cute, do you cut it until it's the perfect length or is it just naturally like that?
>>33508800No, we don't need those.. Let's just follow the edgy butthole.>>33508913>>33508921>>33508990No
>>33508800Where did he get those? His boot pockets? Go with him quietly and don't make a scene.
Alright, better idea. Lets put the hoofcuffs on so that other anons have a harder time getting us in trouble.>Yes please daddy
>>33511895I wonder if we can seduce him
>>33511977Oh come on, He's a big strong stallion and we're a cute little colt that likes being fucked. It's not like Emerald wouldn't consider it.
>>33511983That's why you got looked at funny instead of being answered and told we could not seduce him.It's basically more up to mask guy than us how that turns out anyway. I am filled with doubt but also have this improbable prisoner abuse scenario in my head that emerald would probably be ok with. "If I have to spend indefinite time in chains, at least I'm entertained."But no, they are a big boy organisation with busy people and we aren't that special and the "trappy" buff isn't THAT strong... right?
>>33508800I don't know... wouldn't cuffs make it hard for you to walk?
>>33508821>>33508833>>33508834>>33508841>>33508846>>33508862>>33508941>>33509863>>33509955>>33512260Emerald sighs and says no."Oh? So you are saying we need to use something else." He says, putting away the hoofcuffs and bringout out something with enough cuffs for all his legs and one for his neck. Hydrus orders the guards with him to take Emerald's stuff, including his amulet.The colt says Hydrus is a jerk."And you are a brat." He replies. "Insult me again and I'll use the ballgag, now walk."The colt walks for a while, silently seething. The cuffs are just long enough to allow mostly normal walking, but enough to trip him up if he breaks into anything more than a trot.Two of the guards are walking beside him, while Hydrus is behind keeping an eye on him. Emerald tries to stay close to the one with his equipment. If the Amulet comes back to his neck he is sure there are going to be some odd questions.He asks if they are going to the castle."Yes. That is where my... Office is." Hydrus says.Emerald is a bit concerned what that could mean.What does Emerald do?
>>33512610Where at? the dungeon?
>>33512610So what's going to happen when we get there? What about my things?
>>33512610The amulet will snap back to us eventually, so mention to them that it's cursed.
>>33512610does any townfolks see us being marched to the castle? Ask Hydrus what do the order do to foals. What can we expect?
>>33512635>so mention to them that it's cursed.I would hesitate to mention that to them as that will lead to worse questions.
>>33512610>"Oh? So you are saying we need to use something else."WEW that's spiteful. I like it.Anyway... insult him again.
>>33512649I would agree if it hadn't been like 5 minutes
>>33512610>Is this the sexy kind of dungeon or the burning coals and needles kind of dungeon?>Because the way my life has been going lately this is basically a coinflip.
>>33512610How long will we be detained
>>33512610This IS getting pretty sexy.
>>33512785>implying there's a difference
>>33512610Look around for anything that could help us. Ask hydrus how long he has been in the order
>>33512610Test the binds
>>33512610Maybe we can keep these straps as another outfit for em.
>>33512610>>33512871We could act like we're enjoying being chained up and led around and trying to hide it, just to try to make everyone uncomfortable.Quotes around "act" if you prefer.
>>33512610Seeing those bindings, I am starting to wonder if this pony is still somehow Joyride. I know I'm not looking too deep into this, this is definitely lewd.>>33510025I wanna compliment his tail still. Immasculate him in a friendly manner if we can. Struggling, flirting, or calling him a jerk would probably just get him off.
>>33512610Also>I like him already!
>>33512619>>33512621>>33512641>>33512951>>33512965Emerald test the binds a bit. They seem pretty strong. He asks if his office is in a dungeon."It is indeed. It serves my needs well." He says.The colt then asks what he is going to do when he gets there, and what about his things. He wonders if he should mention his amulet at all. He isn't sure if that would make things better or worse."You'll undergo some questioning. Your stuff will be stored away. They shall be returned to you if you are released.Emerald begins to wonder if he should insult Hydrus again, but thinks better on it. It's probably important he be as innocent as possible.What does Emerald do?
>>33513284>They shall be returned to you if you are released.and If i'm not..?
>>33513284look mister if hope is in the castle may I speak to her? in my first day in town I helped stopped some pony from firing a canon on her procession. she can vouch that I'm not trying to do anything bad.
>>33513284I still think we should warn them about the amulet. It'll only cause problems later.
>>33513337There's no good explanation to give beyond "it's cursed." Warning him doesn't seem to do any good and the reaction to a chained foal getting his amulet back while you aren't looking sounds kinda priceless.
>>33513284if i am released can I then finally talk to Joyride?
>>33513284>You'll undergo some questioning.how long will that take? can't we do it here and now?
>>33513284>Sexy questioning?>Or like, hot needles and splints questioning?
>>33513337Yes let's bring attention to our aumlet that hold a DEMON this cannot backfire.>>33513284This is fine. Weird and kinky, but fine. Just so long as we don't get ballgagged we can try to look out for Hope or Joy on the castle grounds and then call out to get their attention. Being sassy would be fun right now, but if we're gagged we are gonna be in trouble. So let's just behave. Also are we infront of or behind Hydrus? Is he staring up Emerald's ass?
>>33513543>Yes let's bring attention to our aumlet that hold a DEMON this cannot backfire.It's going to draw attention to itself in due time. I just wanted to get ahead of the problem so it wouldn't surprise them when it teleports back to our neck.
>>33513284First of all, less questions. We don't really want to annoy this guy any more than we already have. We just cooperate for now.When the amulet inevitably becomes a problem we tell them it's bound to us with an enchantment, if they ask if it has any other properties we don't outright deny the possibility but act ignorant of any it may have.
>>33513284Just be careful with our belongings. They’re valuable. A few “yes sirs” and compliance should get us out of this alright.
>>33514336>“yes sirs”not on this dickhead's life
>>33513284Ask if the alternative is being killed.
>>33513284Wah! What are going to do on the cuffed torture bed?
>>33513284you aren't going to t-torture me are you?
>>33513290>>33513314>>33513404>>33513412>>33513522>>33514336>>33514356>>33514433>>33514619>>33515457Emerald asks what will happen if he isn't released."If you are lucky? Life in jail. Unlucky? You'll end up on an Arrowfix." He says from behind the colt.Emerald asks again if he can speak with Joyride, since they are going where she works anyway."Suuure. Why don't I let you speak to the King as well? Or Saint Hope? I'll even give you a dagger and make them turn their backs to you. We're all friends here right?" Hydrus says, pushing the colt forward.They walk in silence for a while, and then Emerald asks why they have to go to the dungeon to speak. Seems like they'd just be able to do it here."Because I may not like the answers you give me, in which case you may need some 'persuasion' to speak honestly." The masked pony replies.They enter the castle walls, and instead of heading straight on a giant brick path they take a slightly smaller road going east, leading up to another entrance.Even though he can see it from here, there are winding, guarded paths leading up tot he building with defensive positions and some sort of ballistae set along the path. The colt can see banners with arrow symbols on them wafting in the wind.What does Emerald do?
>>33517267You see, you guys are pretty fucking dumb, because you don't understand other people are capable of rational thought.Like, seriously. Emerald has been a Darwin award nominee this entire thread basically.And I wouldn't care IF WE WERENT STUCK IN THIS FUCKING DIMENSION!!!
>>33517288then what do you suggest we do dude? I want things to go well as much as you do.
why did we have to get ourselves arrested? I just wanna get back to the dimension we belong in :(
>>33517267And what would happen if we speak honestly and you don't believe us?
also, I hate that masked man's guts
>>33517311>>33517317he's not the worst.venator actually beat up emerald.
>>33517324Guess becoming a member of the Arrow just means you will become a jerk, even adolescence
>>33517267will you at least pass it along that I wanted to speak to her? she can decide for herself if she want's to talk or not.
Why do you have to be so snarky?
>>33517299STOPFUCKINGLYING!!!NONE OF THIS WAS NECESSARY!
>>33517401Well if joyride's keys had not been dead ends things wouldn't have been so bad. but in the here and now do you have any suggestions?
>>33517267https://img.anonpone.com/image/44/44ff026bc92d17d8a09723c97a3c6afc.pnghttps://img.anonpone.com/image/fc/fc42d829b5932c2c4388227e2fe5347f.pngwhere are we at in correlation to the map?
>>33517267what does the arrowfix do?
>>33517267I met saint hope already mister. she's nice. could i talk to her? she cleared me already once.
>>33517267>you may need some 'persuasion' to speak honestly.You stick a knife in me and I'll tell you whatever you want to hear as fast as possible, regardless of how true it is.>we're all friends hereYou have no reason not to think that other than potential demon infection from those things in joyride's house. Don't you have some way to just check for that directly or is this gonna be a problem.>speak to the king"I don't want to speak to the king and don't expect it would get me anything I want."When he asks what we want, we can direct the conversation in the direction of our non-demonic goals.>>33517314He sticks sharp things in us until he believes us>>33517424>Oh yeah angryfag? Well, if our unnecessary gamble had paid off, things could have gone at least half as well as just telling the truth would have probably gone.That aside, we're kinda fucked if he tortures us. Emerald will be tempted to summon aid from his demon if the torturer goes on for long and no amount of us telling him not to do that will stop him from doing that.It's also probable that tourmaline is using us as a scapegoat or that we've just coincidentally gotten pegged with suspicion of his crimes.
>>33518314>>33518144what's worse is we had uictoria's maps on us. we'll be pegged as a spy soon enough.
>>33518314>>He sticks sharp things in us until he believes usI know anons who would pay good money for that
>>33518314Than Emerald will end up as a pin cushion.
>>33517267Ask him to at least speak with Hope on his stead. Maybe if St. Hope remembers Emerald she will come to see him under some security measures on her own volition.
>>33517314>>33517317>>33517324>>33517379>>33517346>>33518234>>33518260Emerald is starting to hate this dude. He supposes he isn't as bad as Venator, who actually struck the colt.Though, if he is being honest about his torture plans that might be true for Hydrus soon.The colt asks what an Arrowfix is."An execution device that purges criminals of their crimes before their death. By burning it out of them. In addition interring a prisoner gives off a magical aura that powers up Order spellcasters like myself." He says.Emerald remembers Hope in this dimension and how Hydrus mentioned her, and asks him to pass along a message since she vouched for him once before."You've met the Saint have you? Where?" He says incredulously.Emerald explains about the cannon attack during her arrival, but makes sure not to mention Ruby's involvement."Is that so? Hrmph, well if that's true I'm sure we'll find out soon.They reach the front door, and just indie is something like a caged front desk with clerical staff running everywhere. Emerald finds he isn't the only one in cuffs here. There are lot's of prisoners here being checked in, as well as officers keeping guard.What does Emerald do?
>>33518390see any prisoner's that look familiar to us?
>>33518390Ask him if we are going to have wait here.
>>33518483"aww man this looks like paperwork."Poke the cage maybe to check for enchantments? Wait, don't do that, it would reveal our anti-magic which just means we have to answer more questions.
>>33518390Look for and press the first big red thing that looks like a self-destruct button
>>33518390sigh and wait. Ask him what now?
>>33518390Since i'm going to be with you for awhile care to share anything about yourself? like how or why you decided to join the order of the arrow.
>>33518390>In addition interring a prisoner gives off a magical aura that powers up Order spellcasters like myself."so wait it siphons power/magic/life force of a pony and gives it to a nearby order pony? that sounds ghastly and something a necromancer would do.
>>33518533Are you sure you want to accuse an accuser? Sounds like a deathwish to me.I second the idea of asking something about himself. Maybe if we know a bit about the pony behind the mask we can see something good in them and they on ourselves.
>>33518533>>33518572Yeah i didn't mean for this to be a command. I was just making a observation
>>33518390I think we're doing pretty well as far as keeping secrets goes. Which is not the same as lying. In this situation secrets are our only chance of having value to these people. If they start to torture, outing Joyride as a demon hoarder will be the first thing we admit. So let's not give that one up early in a time when we wont get anything out of it. I assume the Order don't know about her collection.Funny Venator was brought up, as I started to think Hydrus might be him. That this is a future where he got promoted rather than left to die.Only suggestion I have right now is to pay attention to the prisoners, and evern the guards. Anyone we recognise could help us out. If Alacris works here we can probably get some sympathy from her.
>>33518390>I wanna ask actually.>So why does everybody worship hope?>I mean, shes a nice lady.>Theres also the floating and glowing thing?
If things get really shitty for us, or if we get locked up permanently, there's always summoning Ann as an option, isn't it?
>>33519160yes. but that carries risks. these are trained demon slayers after all.
>>33518390 you get power from torture, you aren't going to t-torture me are you?(think in your head how getting power from suffering sounds like a demon thing)
>>33518390Look for anyone we know among the prisoners, officers, and staff.
>>33518390ask if he's done this to other foals before.
>>33518390>In addition interring a prisoner gives off a magical aura that powers up Order spellcasters like myself."So what kinds of magic do you know? anything water based?
>>33520999that is so cute!
>>33520999now we need one of him noming the pretty flower.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself!Uh oh./spoiler]
>>33522951I don't know what this is but I like it. Reminds me that we still need to get some cockfucking bullets for the gun we acquired like a year ago now
>>33518420>>33518483>>33518498>>33518522>>33518527>>33518533>>33518572>>33518587>>33518738>>33519120>>33519160>>33519172>>33519880>>33520164Emerald asks if he needs to wait here while he does paperwork."No, you get expediated access." Hydrus says, poking Emerald to keep him moving towards a side door.As they move through the crowd, Emerald considers what an Arrowfix does to a pony. What does it siphon from the prisoners? magic power? Their life force itself? It sounds ghastly, and a bit unethical.Thinking of a question that won't offend Hydrus, he asks what Hope has done to make everyone like her so much. He also asks if it has something to do with her floating powers."She gave her life for the Order, and through her righteousness, rose again. By her light she has purged much of this wretched, tainted land." Hydrus says proudly.Emerald asks if he's really going to torture him."Depends on what you tell me." He replies.The colt looks around to see if he can find anyone he recognizes him, even if it's just an alternate versioni of someone he knows. His eyes land on Alternate Larimar, who is walking out of the door he is being lead to. Emerald calls out to him, and the Choir colt looks him over."It's you... What have you done to get yourself into shackles?" Larimar asks."You know this foal?" Hydrus says before Emerald can say anything."Yes... He helped defend the Saint by delaying an attacker, I put a trace on your prisoner, but it was lost, and now he appears here in cuffs being led by an Accuser and several guards." Larimar says. Looking to the colt for an answer.What does Emerald do?
>>33523332I was trying to talk to joyride... I... I have no home and was hoping either her or Hope would be willing to take me in.
>>33523332We went over to Joyride's house and he didn't like that or believe us.
>>33523332larimar, this hydrus guy is going to torture me cause he thinks i'm suspicious. could you please ask Hope to see me. i would rather be in her custody than this pony.
>>33523332>"It's you... What have you done to get yourself into shackles?" Larimar asks.by going to what I thought was joyride's house.
>>33523332Act like the fact you were being traced is a revelation. Throw off suspicion that it was ditched on purpose.
>>33523332>BEHOLD! as you guys continue lying like the retarded half wits you are!>Cant wait for you to fuck this up!
>>33523332>Of course i ditched the trace, you guys burn people alive and consume their souls for magical power.>Thank you for FIRMLY showing which side of the good/evil axis your group is on btw.
>>33523332you put what on me? look Larimar can you please help me? Hydrus is going to torture me. I didn't do anything but yet he see's me as a threat or something. please isn't there anything you can do for me?
>>33523341>take me inDon't add unnecessary information. Just answer the question. We met joyride and she was nice, which is more than enough reason to prefer talking to her over talking to some stranger. Don't say that either, just let it be implied. "I tried to talk to joyride again."This answer makes maskboy look silly.
>>33523421>talk like a resistance memberman
>>33523387>lie moreoh my fuck"we tossed it out." "why?" "So you couldn't trace me, duh."
>>33523512>. We met joyride and she was nicewe haven't met this timeline's joyride though. we have met saint hope once.
>>33523519>>33523516if we say that then they'll have reason for hydrus to hurt us.
>>33523531>>33523516this was intended as an objection to talking like some resistance member"man" was intended like "wow" or "whew">>33523519on this one, why would hydrus have a reason to hurt us? It seems fairly normal to not want to be followed and we were never told we couldn't toss it out or who put it there or even that it was a trace. Either way, we should just not explain the tracer at all unless directly asked.>>33523528We weren't able to talk to her? I thought we were...Either way, the fact that we tried to talk to joyride isn't a secret and I would rather we get to present this fact ourselves rather than letting hydrus put his spin on it. It also drags the conversation away from the tracer.
>>33523332Just tell him that we wanted to talk to Joyride. We don't need to pile more crap on top of that.>>33523421>>33523519This gets us tortured.
>>33523332It wasn't long ago we literally were a foal who just wants to spend time with Hope and learn from Joyride. I think we can go back to acting like that rather than the demon master terrorist we currently are for a bit.Just tell Larry we were trying to talk to Joyride and apparantly that warrants torture? What's this about a trace? Why is talking a crime? I only came here to get help, and find my home. (That's truthful yet ambiguous enough I think)
>>33523519Hey, I've been saying to just cooperate for a while but->>33523531>>33523569-do you really want us to admit we know they have tracers, and make them think we how to identify them, AND that we tossed it intentionally which would imply we have something to hide, especially by these order assholes logic?No. Telling the truth in this case can absolutely do us no good.
>>33523803The tracer was "lost"We don't know if that means it was destroyed or just left somewhere. Either way, we will need some answer as to where the tracer went if they ask. For now, I'll agree to just not talking about it in particular>do us no goodIt closes down a line of questioning quickly which might otherwise give us trouble later, and does it while someone we trust a tiny bit is still here. It also doesn't quite imply we know how to identify them, as any organisation focused on the removal of foreign influence has a tendency to do this kind of stuff, making it an easy guess. Getting rid of random objects we find in our spellbook isn't unreasonable on it's own, either, so we could just say we didn't know what it was and didn't trust it.Still, again, there's no real need to focus on this unless asked.
>>33523332Was it an enchanted bookmark slipped into the pages? If so was it even our bookmark to begin with? Not in a rude tone but how long did Lari expect it to go unnoticed when we would probably give our book the once over after having it out of our sight.
>>33523332"Oh that bookmark? Sorry it fell out of my book while I was walking around"DESU we should just tell them the truth about being from an alternate universe. Worked with Tourmaline's crew.We can even tell them we were fighting demons in the other universe, which I am sure they will like to hear. Plus it has the added benefit of being true.
>>33523332Also say hi to Larimar
>>33523803We're already established as having magical prowess. Yes, be straight, we got rid of the tracer because they put it on our person without even telling us.
Answer any questions honestly. We just want to get home.
>>33526539Yeah, we saved her pretty much when we got into Whitherwater.
>>33526523Not all questions. What if they ask us if we associated with any demons? Can't be honest about that or they'll surely kill us.
>>33526765"Oh yeah a ton. There were two in joyride's house I talked to for a minute and uncountable numbers flooded my home before I came here."eh?
>>33526765Fair. Although we don’t really associate with them on purpose do we? We just kinda get roped into it.
>>33524961This whole "Let's stop lying and say we ditched the stupid tracer" thing is utterly retarded. Because we didn't get rid of that tracer, Tourmaline's crew did. Emerald was utterly oblivious. If we pretend that we were so smart that we threw it out, we'd be lying. Only, we'd be lying and trying to cool like a cool guy in a douchey way.Because we are keeping the clown crew a secret, it is in both our interest to say we don't know about a trace. We'll get nowhere acting up.Plus if we need to throw out some demons and spells, it pays to look weak and helpless and get surprise shots in.
>>33523341>>33523347>>33523358>>33523361>>33523387>>33523436>>33523512>>33524549>>33524555>>33527893>>33527855Emerald apologizes for having to meet him again under such circumstances, and says all he was trying to do was speak with Joyride like he's been trying to do since he got to this city. That caused Emerald to ended up near her house. The colt also apologizes for whatever tracking spell was on him was "lost". He certainly didn't do anything to make it happen, which is certainly true since Aflfalfa and Ruby were the ones to find and dispose of the bookmark thing.He goes on to tell the other Larimar that Hydrus is going to torture him even though he hasn't done anything wrong. He pleads to Larimar to get Hope so that she could vouch for him.Larimar thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps I will do that, but I am still confused about a few things. How do you know where Joyride lives?""It's not only that, Larimar. He had keys to her house, and he entered at least two rooms." Hydrus says interrupting, motioning to Emerald."Really now? Hmm..." Larimar says while thinking. "So you just now went to Joyride's today? Where have you been staying since then? Certainly not on the streets. Also please answer my previous question about how you knew where she lived."What does Emerald do?
>>33528394Larimer before i can answer that i first want to know how familiar you are with joyride. Did she ever tell you about her talent.
>>33528394You aren't gonna to believe me but i was sent those keys by joyride. One key was said to be my room and the other a library. It was neither.
>>33528394Look some stuff i cannot answer until i speak with joy first.
>>33528394Man you guys are almost as needlessly evasive as Donald Trump.>Woo! Torture time!
>>33528394I don't know. How many days has it been since we last met? Look larimar after we departed I was foalnapped and blindfolded by some ponies wearing masks. They pulled mean pranks on me and only let me go when they got bored.
>>33528394GODDAMN IT NIGGER IM FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION. DO YOU HAVE ANY DIMENSION HOPPERS THAT CAN SEND ME ON MY WAY FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
>>33528394Sigh and ask larimar if he is aware of the existence of other worlds and dimensions. We are from one and we're our joyride's apprentice. A accident sent me into this world and im wanting to speak to your joyride to send us back home. If she cannot then im stuck here. You can believe me or not but it's true.
>>33528394I'll tell you but not with hydrus here.
>>33528394Can you promise me that you will pass it along to hope and joyride. Ill tell you if you do get them afterwards. Please i don't want to be tortured, jailed, or put on a arrowfix.
>>33528394Because i was given the keys and the message said it was for 304 coursewalk. I was to meet wth joyride and speak with her. I was hoping she would take me in. If not i was going to see if i could join your choir. I cannot really explain the rest because even i don't know.
>>33528537>You can believe me or not but it's true.The truth isn't the solution, getting them to believe us is. And the truth is not believable.>>33528394"She's my guardian, and my master, and it was Joyride's magic that has caused me to end up so far away from home. I don't care about anything else going on here, demons and politics, I just want to talk to her and get things fixed. It is something only she can do."As for what to say about where we were... I have no ideas.
>>33528490The cockring could serve as proof.
>>33528394We have an enchanted compass that points towards her and we didn't try earlier since we figured she's a busy pony and probably wouldn't have been able to see her while she was at work.
>>33528394I think she told us where to find her... in a way. We were staying with a relative... sort of. We'll tell you more later
>>33528394Larimar i can't answer you that right now but maybe after i speak to joyride i can tell you. But please get hope for me.
>>33528394I got the keys and kne was where she lived because she told me and gave me those two keys.
>>33528414>>33528437>>33528451>>33528459>>33528490>>33528495>>33528537>>33528547>>33528559>>33528584>>33528942He says that it's hard to believe, but Joyride herself gave her those keys. It's sort of the reason why he even knows where she lives.Emerald pauses for a moment, and asks them both if they know what Joyride's cutie mark means, that is to say, her special talent."No." Hydrus repsonds, and Larimar stoically shakes his head. "Honestly, I never thought to ask. I would assume something with magic. What does that have to do with anything?Emerald says he knows, isn't sure how much he should reveal about Joyride. In fact, her special talent is precisely the reason she may be his only help. He asks once again if maybe Larimar can pass a message to Hope or Joyride so he can speak with them first."Well, okay, so you claim you got the keys and stuff from Joyride, but I kind of find that hard to believe. Where could you have possibly met her? Also, where were you for the two or so days since Hope's attack?Emerald wonders if he should mention the dimension hopping at all, and where he was for the last few days.What does Emerald do?
>>33529312If we do mention the dimension hopping, be sure to mention we had nothing to do with it happening, besides being sucked in of course.
>>33529312Alright guys, this is a prime chance to unfuck our situation.Remeber. Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up.You can do it!
>>33529312Ask if we could speak to larimar in private then.
>>33529312This actually is going well!As an apprentice of Joyride's I have to keep her secrets. Where I've been these few days? Same place where I am now. Lost. I know staying quiet might get me tortured, but betraying Joyride sounds worse than that to me. I'm not saying anything more until she gets here.
>>33529312And were right back to the stupid and easily disproved lies.*sigh*Well you tried.
>>33529312I was kidnapped and only released today after those masked clowns had their fun tormenting me. I was blindfolded the whole time so i don't know where i was or who they were. Outside of that I'm rather uncomfortable to say anything else until i speak to hope or joyride.
>>33529563I'm not sure it's a good idea to reveal that we had any contact whatsoever with rebels.
>>33529312I rather not say without seeing her first.
>>33529484Where did we lie in that whole post?
>>33529484if you could fuck off with the whiny posts next thread that'd be dandy. Suggest something, try to explain and bring people over to your way of thinking. Don't complain.
>>33529312>>33529363If we do speak to larry in private tell him about how we are from another world and we are that joyride servant. We got sucked into portal by accident after helpng our joyride vanquish demons
>>33529348>>33529605>>33529363haaah no>>33529454Maybe but an actual answer would work better hereTell them we were sucked into this dimension through a portal from a parallel reality, and we were exploring the town the last two days because we were curious what things were different in this realityBroach the subject by asking how much they know about parallel realities. consider backing off if they say not much. Get them curious to go ask what Joyride's special talent is, so that they hopefully take you there. Not like you're a threat agains Joyride in any universe anywayIn our own reality we are Joyride's Apprentice, which is why we at least hope she should be able to get us back there
>>33529312Inb4 we fuck this up and Hydrus has a sex dungeon, is amused by what he finds on us...Considering what he used instead of hoofcuffs, seems pretty likely.
>>33529853Why not just say this to both of them?
>>33529334>>33529348>>33529363>>33529454>>33529563>>33529591>>33529853>>33529334>>33529348>>33529363>>33529454>>33529563>>33529591>>33529853Emerald asks if he can speak Larimar alone at the very least, just in case he says things about people that he shouldn't. Larimar looks to Hydrus, who thinks for a moment and then nods and steps back.The colt then says he was blindfolded and led to a criminal's hideout, where he was kept for a few days. Only recently was he able to leave, and that's why he was caught at Joyride's now. He then says that's not really what he wanted to talk about. Emerald says Larimar might not believe him, but he's from a different dimension altogether, and was transported here on accident while helping the Joyride from his dimension fight some demons. He was hoping the Joyride from here might be able to get him home."From another dimension." Larimar states, raising an eyebrow at the colt. "And Joyride can help?"Emerald isn't sure Larimar believes him.What does Emerald do?
>>33529948Punch his gem for giving him stupid ideas. Oh wait, he's not wearing it. Telling the truth was a bad move and has wedged us into a dire situation. I guess we may as well keep going. Tell him we knew him in our world and that he was a member of the Order, but looked more like a warrior. But still found himself by Hope's side. He might find that interesting. Mention he had a cool sword.
>>33529948She has a house full of pocket dimensions and we've dimension hopped with our Joyride before.
>>33529948"As long as she has the same abilities as in my universe, she can help."
>>33529948It's because of her cutie mark she's good at travel magic. If anyone can send me home it's her.
>>33529948>"And Joyride can help?"Assuming that her talent is the same or similar to the talent of every other joyride. If it's not, then all we really want to do is get as far away from here as possible which still doesn't seem that unreasonable as I appear to just be a crazy person and nothing more to you people.
>>33529948Joyride is a powerful mage. She wouldn't give someone a key unless they trust them and by that very token it's a special that cannot be replicated.
>>33529948Im hoping that she can. If not ill be forced to stay in this world until i can find a different mage to send me home.
>>33529948If you doubt me then ask joyride about her talent and about her keys. Ask her if my story sounds plausible.
>>33529948Remind him that we did try to protect hope.
>>33529948Ask him if we could stay with him the choir and hope for the time being. We are no threat to any of them in we rather await our fate in someplace other than some rack or stocks.
>>33529948Explain the relevance of Joyrides cutie mark, and ask how we would have gotten the keys, I doubt one colt could get their hands on a copy in such a short time in the city, especially when we've been... "preoccupied" for most of that time.
>>33529948Has Joyride taught us any spells herself? If we can demonstrate it to her she might recognize our casting style as similar to hers. Also we have keys to her apartment, or jail or whatever.
>>33529948Warn him that if he turns us back over to hydrus the stallion intends to torture us. We don't know how far he'll go and what he'll do
>>33529948my life is in your hooves larimar.
>>33529948Describe the demons we've seen, that should at least give us some credibility.
>>33529948Probably, I don't know. If I end up stuck here and your joyride didn't even have the ability to help I'm gonna yell incomprehensibly for once I'm someplace where nobody can hear me.I also don't know why she would have kept her talent enough of a secret that none of you know what she is good for. Maybe it's easier to defend herself if nobody knows what she is capable of? Consider not telling other people besides her, as that might put her at greater risk.>nb4 we give way to a coup by hope on joyride by saying thisIs it possible that we could explain our map by saying we had it from our own dimension? That's not necessary yet.I'm not sure what you can do or if I'm even going to need anything from you or if you'll want to help at all, but that's basically all that I wouldn't want to tell hydrus. For now, just think of me as a crazy pony desperately wanting to be banished.Go back to hydrus unless larimar has something else to talk about.
>>33529948Ask him about himself. where's he from and how long has he known joyride and hope?
>>33531557This is not the time for that. Are you trying to stall him or what?
>>33531582just finding out how well he know's joyride. the better he knows joyride the more plausiable our story will seem.