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>HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY CARD EXCHANGE
OK, you silly ponies. You asked for it; I'm willing to facilitate your ridiculous horsecock-late shenanigans.

Here is how it's going to work:
>SIGN UP
Sign ups at this point are now closed.

>GET ASSIGNED
Cupid Pone will assign you an anon the following week, January 21-27. You will find out which waifu/husbando you are supposed to be embodying based on their preference. Keep the roleplaying off the board and on your cards, no need to cause drama. If you need to talk to your anon to sort stuff out that's cool, use this thread for that.

>MAKE A CARD
Make a valentine for your anon. Cock-lates, flowers, etc are entirely up to you and not part of the rules. You will have about 1 week to make it and send it before it's going to be late, but it's one card. I believe in you.

>SEND IT
If you are sending international, send ASAP. If you are sending domestic, try to send by February 7.

>Additional things
This is a card exchange. There won't be tracking and I can't ensure against grinching. That's just going to be the way of it, but it's only going to cost you a couple of bucks in postage, so hopefully you can gamble with those odds.
Any questions, email Cupid Pone at: cupidpone(AT)gmail(DOT)com
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gayyyyyyyy
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second for intensely homoerotic
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Whoo, cutting it fine
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>>33469328
>>33469720
>tfw your Valentine is a george forman grill so you miss all that gay shit
Later virgins.
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I just finished drawing some green filly pizza for my VSSPonee. What a disgusting pervert. You all sicken me.
I might do more later if I have any time at all this week.
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guys this isn't a joke i just shot a black kid i swear i thought he had a knife can i claim self defense?
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>>33470133
Ask /pol/ please.
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>>33469725
We live on the edge here in /sa/
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If I can kinda draw, should I laminate them and include it as photos from the waifu?
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>>33469865
Epithet, you out there?
how do you feel about crotch tiddies
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Houston, we have horse penis.
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>>33470638
Actually I don't think this pic is kosher enough for 4channel. Have a link instead.

https://imgur.com/a/iSisnVw
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>>33470638
looks like airpods
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Why does this shitty fucking thread exist. Go back to e621 or whatever dumbass site appeals to you
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>>33470644
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
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>>33470644
Good job
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>>33470224
Sure but for verisimilitude just go ahead and call it a self portrait, not a photo.
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Heads up, my card might be late. Just thought youd know
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>>33473042
Cool, thanks for letting me know
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I shipped your package today Nickname. I'll pass along tracking information to Cupid Pone and hopefully nothing will be late. I've also arranged for a special, local delivery on Valentine's Day proper so try to be home by 4 pm on the 14th if you can.
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>>33473802
>I've also arranged for a special, local delivery on Valentine's Day
>Pseudonym's Valentine is getting a visit from a gay stripper for Valentine's Day
Be sure to take pics if you can.
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>>33473802
It looks like it'll arrive on time. Im so excited for everything!! I work that day but I'll make sure to be home by then! I cant wait to find out what the surprise is!!
>>33473864
even better
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>>33473802
tfw their is nothing but a credit card stooping you from getting your anon a Valentine pizza
how long till we get a pizza pone to host pizza day where all the horsefuckers send each-other pizza and see how much autism we can make the pizza delivery guys say
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>>33473864
Surely my anon wouldn’t mind a pony cosplay strippergram delivered to their workplace, right?
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>>33475246
Ok this i want
Pseudonym if i dont get a man in a rarity fursuit stripping in my apartment or job i will be severely disappointed
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>>33475267
Where could i get a Rarity fursuit?!!
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>>33475391
Your local fursuit store of course! Doesnt every city have one?
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>>33475463
Obviousluy! Silly me!!
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Just boxing up the little pony panties now, you perverts.
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>>33470224
I see you there~
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Alright, just pulled my first test batch out of the fridge. The mold is capable of yielding quality horsecock-lates, I just have one problem. It turns out that I completely underestimated the difficulty of melting and pouring chocolate into a mold. Does anybody have any advice on maintaining a good liquid consistency when melting chocolate, microwaving it doesn't really cut it.

By the way, Codename. If you're still brave enough to respond after seeing this, do you have any particular preference in dark chocolates? I was planning on making the final products out of Ghirardelli Chocolates but I wasn't sure if you had something specific in mind.

Pic of Horsecock-late Prototypes:
https://imgur.com/a/9un3oNw
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>>33476757
fill a pot with water and simmer it
inside that water put some coffee mugs
and inside the mugs put your chocolate dots OR you can have then in little plastic bags with the tips cut off for easy squeezing into the molds
I use to help make homemade chocolates with my mum
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>>33476757
>"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" -Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2
seriously though they still look pretty good. The boiling water thing is also what I’ve heard too, though.
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>>33476589
She's a good waifu, Anon.
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>>33476757
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T8TpO_CZ2Bw
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bqULwaeZpJo
temper it and then pour into your mold
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>>33476819
>>33476869
>>33477142
I'm glad I can always trust you people with the proper advice for chocolate horse penis molding.
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>>33477902
Well, this is a Bhutanese Confection Designing forum after all.
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Epithet I just sent your package! Cupid Pone should be relaying the tracking info to you soon!
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00non, you have an extremely autistic parcel incoming. You should get tracking soon.
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>>33479867
card exchange
big ball parcel anon
people like you are so fuckin awesome doing this stuff knowing that all you could get a back is a autistic Valentine drawn with crayon and a plastic bag of pubes
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>>33480037
>Valentine drawn with crayon and a plastic bag of pubes
But thats all I want from my waifu
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>>33470644
You're my hero, anon.
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>>33480037
>Valentine drawn with crayon and a plastic bag of pubes
Dammit, now I’m horny.
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>>33479867
>G3 stickers
based
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To my VSSP
I'm sorry in advance, I've never gotten or sent valentine or love letter, I don't know what to write or how to write this fucking letter.
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>>33480936
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Redacted! I just posted your card! It should arrive on time (maybe even on the big day itself), but I'll admit I've left it a bit late so it might arrive after. Sorry. Hopefully not, though.
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Hey there AKA, Just finished packing your VSSP gift! Dropping it off to the post office tomorrow and sending tracking to cupid after work tomorrow.
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>>33480936
>I don't know what to write or how to write this fucking letter
Something like this is always a good start.
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>>33480936
Just write a letter and be as gay as you can. Include some glitters if you are a cheeki person. For extra autism, Put some fake flowers and chocolates, and maybe some sex toy of your valentine's preference if you have the extra budget.
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>>33480936
I think half of us are felling that feel brother , I just drew their waifu the best I could a bunch of times, added some left over glitter from x-mas and did some admittedly bad role-play inside the card itself then included some stickers and such as extras in-case they hate it at least they can't hate stickers stickers are cool as shit
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>>33482563
I hate stickers
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>>33480936
You can always try quantity over quality. With the idea of doing something people don't usually expect. if money isn't much of a problem and you're willing to do stupid and wasteful things with much effort

Some of my wild ideas:
1. If you cant draw well. You can always print out images of your VSSP's waifu/husbando. Print a shitton of it.
Make the printed paperwork thicc and heavy.
2. If you can't write a nice and original letter with good RP, just copy paste shitload of other samples of love letters and just slightly edit the names. You do this multiple times until your VSSP have to read a textbook worth of love letters.
3. Can't make a fancy horsecock shaped chocolates? Get a snicker bar and 2 ferrero roches and tape them together to make it look somewhat a penis shape.

My point is, if you can't make good shit, then you just try the best of your abilities with the things you want to make, but multiply it until your VSSP get spammed with enough autism.

But you don't have to be that stressed, at the end of the day we're just having fun, and you just have to make your VSSP happy. I bet that majority of the anons here are still single and dosen't really celebrate Hearts and Hooves day in the past and only have waifus/husbandos. It's still a roleply in the cards, so no need to be that stressed.
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>>33482688
evil
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Guys remember this was a card exchange
Literally write like a paragraph following basic characterisation of your anon's waifu (which should take zero effort if you watch the show) and you've got a card and you've fulfilled the minimum requirements. It's that easy.
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>>33482718
Yes’m, that about covers it.
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Hey Codename, if you're still around theres something I should let you know. The weather on my end is projected to get pretty bad between now and next week, which might delay my package from reaching you by Valentines Day. Our town is expecting a pretty fucking big blizzard by our standards, we rarely see snow so when we get it its a pretty big deal sometime soon and everything from schools to some businesses are closing in advance. I'd send you what I have early but I need some more time to finish up your stuff before I send it. If worst comes to worst, I have that art commission completed for you and I'll post it here along with what I'd say on the card if I can't get it to you by Valentines.
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Secret Admiranon your package is going out tomorrow!
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>Sobriquet
You should be getting your box of autism by tomorrow.
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Hey Alias, I received your card on Wednesday but I didn’t have time to post it until now.
Thank you so much!
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>>33484681
I put the cute little heart you made for me on my plush!
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>>33484686
You're an amazing artist! Thanks for the sketches!
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>>33484693
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>>33484700
Once again, you have my gratitude for this amazing valentine of my waifu - I read the main letter exactly in her voice. Happy Hearts and Hooves day to you!
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>>33484681
>>33484693
>>33484697
>>33484700
>>33484700
>>33484721
thank you for taking the full autism storm in nicely! I'm glad it made it to you even though I probably sent it too early seeing how it is only the 7th
Hope I made your Valentine a little bit better, seeing you happy to receive it has already improved my mood so thank you for letting me know it made it over safe!
<3 With Love, Alias~<3
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>>33484721
Nice /sa/, Alias! That’s a sweet package!
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when does form open for Easter gift exchange???
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>>33484937
As soon as Chryssi gets done hiding all the eggs.
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>>33484946
>laying all the eggs
ftfy
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Good morning or evening everycreature!
Just a friendly reminder that this is probably a great day to mail your letter if you don’t want to pay extra to definitely get it there by Thursday, or a great day to let your Valentine know about any developments if you haven’t already done so.
Love you folks!
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It's always a good thing to mail it asap.
Well shit looks like there's some fuck ups with the postal service again.

Well at least this time it aint because of incorrect address. Totally gonna blame it on Celestia for this.
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unknown, your letter might be a little late.
I-it's not done yet
Please forgive my tardiness
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>>33485999
I’ll forgive those trips anything! You rock!
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Secret, your letter is in the mail so it should get to you in a couple days.
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>>33485986
Yikes.
Yeah, this is why sending early is best.
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>>33483756
Okay Codename, if you're still brave enough to come back and read these updates I've got some more information about that blizzard I mentioned earlier.

So when I said my town was expecting a pretty fucking big blizzard, I wasn't joking. Somewhere between 11:30am and noon it started snowing in town, and everyone collectively shit the bed. At that time ALL of the local schools immediately closed and traffic turned into an absolute diarrhea dumpster fire on ice skates LITERALLY. Considering the fact that I live on the west coast pretty close to the Pacific Ocean, we almost never get snow, let alone freezing temperatures. So when we do everyone in town fucking panics and everything practically comes to a halt.

The weather looks like snow for the next week or so, and at this rate if the post offices haven't already closed then I'm not sure if I'd even be able to make it there. I'll still do everything I can to get you your valentines gift to you by Valentine's Day but just know it might be late.
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>>33488733
Stay cozy out there, Allonym.
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>>33488733
That fucking sucks, man.
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>>33488912
>>33489598
Don't worry about me, I'm fine. I'm more concerned about the fact that Codename hasn't responded over the past few weeks. I hope I haven't scared them away with the final product of the horsecock-lates.
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Hush-Hush, your package is on its way! I've given Cupid Pone the tracking number and it should arrive before Valentine's.
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>>33487596
yay!
>>33484036
****** your box is in the mail.
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Mystery Anon I hope to have your card in the mail by Monday afternoon.
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Ladies and gentlemen,

Although the forces of nature itself have been against me, I've finally done it. I've managed to start producing horsecock-lates at a rate of 4 at a time. We have reached peak efficiency.

https://imgur.com/a/Gnpsv3m
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>>33492708
Goddamn artistry.
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>>33492708
I got aroused from looking at that
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>>33469282
I am surprised that Cupid Pone didn't come up with better names for everyone like "Love Doctor" or "Casanova" Seriously, couldn't be just a bit more creative?

I sent my letter out like on the 3rd day after this became a thing. I tried to be as "Authentic" as I could, writing the letter with a quill and ink and on parchment. Because if you are going to get a letter from your waifu in equestria it better look legit!
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>>33492708
Damn that's very impressive.
I feel like wanting to suck one of those.
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>>33493000
>writing the letter with a quill and ink and on parchment
Sent via dragon mail one assumes.
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>>33492708
That seems tasty!
But please Anon, next time, temper your chocolate.
To do so, cut your chocolate in little chunks and melt it at 50-55°C, then, when everything is well mixed and melted, lower the temperature to 25-30°C, and then, heat it up 30-35°C.
When done, you can poor the chocolate in your mould. If you need to poor multiple moulds, keep your chocolate at 30-35°C, or you will have to start all over again.
This whole fuckery will break an recrystallize the fat in you chocolate, giving it both a very nice smooth glossy finish AND a crunchy texture.
You penis will be even more delectable!
Pic related, it's the temperature curves for black, milk and white chocolate.
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>>33495104
>using horsecocklate calculus to determine the best temperature for optimal cocklate texture
I'm using a method similar to what you described with cutting my chocolate into smaller chunks before melting them, but sadly I don't have that much control over temperature. I've managed to expedite the molding process by directly placing Ghirardelli dark chocolate bits into the silicone mold and melting them with an old precision heat gun I used to use for soldering don't worry, its sanitary. I wouldn't be using it if it wasn't. I set the heat gun to about 270* C and wave it around 6-8" above the chocolate in the silicone mold to prevent it from burning. Once I've completely finished my batch of about 16-20 total cocklates I'll place them on a baking sheet and expose them to intense heat one last time to give them a more appealing finish. So even though I don't have as much precision as it would normally take to do it properly, I've just about got it down to a science with the equipment I've got on hand.

However, I'm not sure if they're going to get to Codename by Valentines Day. The weather here just got worse unfortunately. Schools and businesses are already closing early due to another wave of snow from the oncoming blizzard. The local post offices are also come to a halt as well. Considering the fact that I've got no mail coming in I think its safe to assume theres no mail going out either. I don't know when the weather is going to let up, but I'm not even sure if its going to be able to make it out of town this week. The good news is Codename can at least expect a beautifully commissioned piece of artwork here on the 14th. I think the art alone will compensate for the delay, the artist did an incredible job!

Also as a side note, I've yet to hear anyone call out my name for a valentine yet. Seeing as its less than a week away from Valentine's Day, when should I be calling out for the Orkin mare?
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>>33495242
I’ll do a brief check-in midweek to ascertain who might have been bugged and if I don’t hear back from your assignments, I’ll send out orkin assignments next week.
Since I did not really anticipate running a bugswatter squad when this started I did not include that on the form, so:
>If you are willing to be an Orkin Mare please contact me and let me know at your convenience.
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>>33495104
>>33495242
Fuck man, chocolate calculus is literally the only reason I’m on this board. I try to just zone out the ponytalk and stay in the chocolate general.
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>>33495242
Urg, that explain the bubbles and whitening.
Hot air is safe, you are right, but if you can control the temperature, try lowering it for the finishing pass.
Also, can I use Fimo for my master for my silicon molds?

>>33495938
Me too! These filfy Anon whom just write a plain "Bump" to bump a thread are unbearing. /cg ftw!
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Did my card arrive yet?
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>>33496359
Not yet, give it a couple
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>Sobriquet
USPS says the item is been delivered into your mailbox.

Please do tell me if you smelled the scent of perfume or not tho, try not to get anthraxed.
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Hoo doggy, somebody loves me!
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Fled to somewhere more private, let's crack this bad boy open.
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Aw shit anon, that's a cute card. It's going in my scrapbook right now
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Name censored, but what a nice note! Seriously shaping up to be one of the nicest things I've ever received
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Oh shit, chocolates! Those are super high on my list of favorites!
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And, this fucking rad crystal! You've really outdone yourself anon, but, what's deeper in the box?
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>>33497221
Anon, why did you paint you right hand only, and why did you take such an uncomfortable pose for the photo?
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Oh my. Lewd.
>>33497249
I'm a big fucking nerd who paints models, and uses myself as a pallet as I'm lazy. The other hand is actually my sister, as I got super excited and wanted pictures for the internet.
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And that's it, thank you anon! You've made my week, this was an amazing package, and I hope you get one just as good.
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Psst, Cheyenne, sorry about the delay. Your box is going out tonight, I've finally finished sewing the last gift, I'm sorry for it taking so long, I ran out of the right kind of buttons, and my local shop was super undersupplied. Hope you enjoy!
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>>33497240
At least someone in these events has acceptable taste in chocolates. All those snickers sending niggers in /ss/ started pissing me off
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>>33497280
I'm not much of a chocolate eater, but these are fucking dank. Like jesus christ I have been a fool my entire life up until this point
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Unknown, your letter is going out tomorrow morning, it might be a bit late but I swear I'm not bugging you
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Epithet your package was delivered! You can open it whenever, please post pics when you do!
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>>33497483
I'm so sorry I've been away! I've opened your package today and wow!
I can't show half of it on 4channel! I suppose that's what imgur is for?

I'm blown away at the art. I'm unironically putting the lewd stuff up on the wall when I move to my new place. Please do share the clean version of that drawing!

Meanwhile lemme get an imgur album together to show all the art I received.
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>>33497797
Look what my secret admirer sent me!
https://imgur.com/a/3cdTS1B

I guess it's not so much a secret anymore: her face is all over the box! This gave me the biggest smile.
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>>33497931
Well,, I meant to post an image there.
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The most amazing thing is this! A glossy, lewd poster! The absolute madmare!
I really am considering framing this. It's too cute.

Thank you Nickname, I'm blown away.
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>>33497443
Don’t even sweat it, mate. Thanks for the heads up!
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>>33497255
>>33497931
>>33497950
This event is off to a great start.
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Also Appellation, you should be expecting a package this week! It might just miss Valentine's Day but it'll still be around Hearts and Hooves Day.

Cupid Pone should pass along the tracking info at some point.
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>>33480115
>tfw you already shave your pubes and have nothing good to send your valentine
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>>33498002
Just chop off your penis and send that
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>>33474731
>how long till we get a pizza pone to host pizza day where all the horsefuckers send each-other pizza and see how much autism we can make the pizza delivery guys say
If we had an excuse you bet your ass I'd do this.

Series finale?
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>>33498007
But I’m using that!
haha of course I’m not; that’s a good suggestion, nonny
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>>33497931
>>33497950
Glad you liked everything! I had already finished that big print before the event so things worked out great!! I'll have to edit a clean pics of some of the stuff when I get the chance. But I'm super happy that you like everything so much, definitely the hightlight of my day. Happy Hearts n Hooves my dude!
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>>33498048
What great timing then! It's fantastic stuff dude!

The letter was really cute as well. And the card and... yeah! Hugs!
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>>33498092
Which reminds me now i can post these to derpi without spoiling anything. And you'll have access to the full res files
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>>33498268
What is your derpi tag, bro? I need to do the big cum tonight.
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>>33498048
Wow! Your art/card look awesome! I seriously hope mine doesn't underwhelm you, especially since you did wonderful for your admiree. Did you ever get the tracking code from Cupid Pone? If not I would be willing to email it to you personally. Things might be moving slow because of the distance but it has been in the mail for a few days now. If my package is late then just know that you'll still get your other delivery to hold you over.
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>>33498016
Oh fuck I'd be down
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>>33492019
I will check my mail tomorrow after work (sry, long walk to mailboxes and it's night and shiii. All comfy in my bed) Also t-thanks for the letter, Anon.

CLASSIFIED, I hope you'll get your package/letter soon... Sorry it will get to you after Valentines day... I hope you'll still like it.
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>>33498524
floralshitpost
I'll post the vinyls asap
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>>33498765
The hero we need.
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>>33498531
Yeah I've been checking on it and it hasn't moved for a bit but I'm sure it'll arrive on time. And dont worry, like I said I'll be happy with whatever I get, plus you said there's an additional delivery on Valentine's day so I'm really excited for that~
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Thank you so much for all of the treats Secret! Everything was well packaged and tastes great. I didn’t expect to get such a big box and it was great to come home to after work!
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Card has been sent today, sorry it's only a card and for shitty writing, my pen kept going out on me. That and I really struggled with her, being a blank slate.
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>>33498765
Yo nigger weren't you working on a schoolgirl lewd for /ss/
Is that kill or?
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>>33498715
No worries, I’ll be sending mine super late it seems after all!

Speaking of.... Alias, I’m so sorry that your package is taking so long to get together. I just wanted to know: Would you rather it ASAP or would you be willing to wait for something hand made?
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>>33498715
>>33499560
>late nigga hours
I feel you folks. Google "Washington Blizzard" and you'll understand how colossally fucked I am along with everyone else in the state. I'm probably not even going to be able to make it to the post office until the end of the week.

Hopefully Codename won't mind, seeing as they've been ded for the past few weeks. I just hope they're alright. However with this extra time I think I'll make a little something extra for them before shipping the final package off. Lets just say I know something about them that most others don't and I'll be exploiting that to our advantage >:3.
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>>33499577
Yeeeesh. That looks like a mess!
Stay cozy, Allonym!
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>>33499560
I was spooked not hearing anything from you since last thread, glad to know all is good!
Please don't worry if you are late for the 14th it makes little difference to me!
there is one law of the universe that stays consistent, mlp never can send stuff through the mail on time
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>>33500204
Yup! Even when we can, we can’t!
>>33485986
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Ok but how many of you degenerate fucks actually have a human being to cuddle on Thursday and are just farming an extra box of chocolate?
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>>33500336
If i have a human being to cuddle with i wouldn't be here at all.
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>>33500336
I do, but he isn’t even a pony, so his card and flowers and chocolates will mean nothing to me. Less than nothing, they will only emphasize that I am capable of loving and being loved but trapped in this hell away from my waifu.
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>>33500336
I find it funny you think any of us could ever get a partner
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>>33500433
>they will only emphasize that I am capable of loving and being loved
Ha ha! What a looser.
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>>33500336
I have a human being to cuddle with but that's not why I didn't sign up (just watching from afar).
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>>33499190
Not your admiree, but don't worry bro, we're just being overachievers. You're putting effort into it and that's what matters! It's great receiving something from someone! Especially when it's silly/cute and from a stranger!
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>>33500336
I'm in a long-distance relationship with a human being. He's amazing and we really like each other. It helps he has a pony as adorable as he is. We sent each other stuff but won't see each other for a few months.

I wouldn't say the pony I chose for this is my "waifu" because I'm not obsessed enough with her but her apparent personality is really appealing and I'd date this horse.

I signed up for this because exchanging stuff sounded fun.
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>>33500740
Is it because we’re a bunch of fucking neckbeards whose desperation for any emotional contact led us to reach out to horrible people on the internet based on a tenuous connection formed from a joke in a related thread. Because I understand that. I really do.
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>>33500927
I dunno man, the "horrible people" in this thread seem pretty based.
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>>33500336
I have one but not sure rn if we'll be able to meet up since we just came back from a con, bought a car, and we live in different cities. Might have to do something afterwards
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>>33501235
What kind of car? Also how was getting swatted
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>>33500336
I have no one except pony. Forever.
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>>33498962
Yw
>>33487596
Thank you for the sweetness, the note was really lovely.
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>>33501285
Subaru Legacy. Swatcon is a funny meme I guess but fucking awful when it happened. Froze myself in the cold, danced with some people in the mini rave in the parking lot then slept on a floor in the other hotel they put us in. I was high af so it stressed me the fuck out
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>>33500336
>how many of you degenerate fucks actually have a human being to cuddle on Thursday
I'm lucky if I get to talk with another human being about something that doesn't involve lab reports or calculus. Hence why I'm here.
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>>33501600
Hey qt3.14, wanna talk about some calculus and lab reports? That really turns me on.
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>>33479867
W-wew. This is the type of Autism that I thrive upon. Thank you so much, unknown!
https://imgur.com/a/8Qf197c
Sorry it took so long to open this, I had to sneak it past my incredibly nosy roommates.
D-did you really wear those panties, or was that just a part of the persona? [sweating intensifies]
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>>33502467
Wow pony panties. I want one too!
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>>33502502
Totally not going to wear them...
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>>33502467
thats wow! much awesome!
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>>33502524
put it on waifu plushie.
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>>33502568
>tfw no waifu plushie
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>>33502572
i have only small waifu plushie. Panty is too big to fit in :(
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>>33502578
oof
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>>33502467
>My Little Pony panties
My concern isn't who was wearing the panties, but rather how old was the person wearing them?
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>>33502728
I was gonna call you a faggot for over analyzing it, but now I'm over analyzing it.

I'm sure it's a crime, but what exactly would you get slapped with if some little girl sent you some panties she fingered herself in and the feds found out?
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>>33502769
the trick is you can not get charged for being a pedophile if you are a little girl yourself
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>>33502769
Basically >>33502818
If a human female under the age of 18 so much as looks at you funny in the US and you just so happen to be an adult with a penis, you go to federal prison.
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>>33502907
kek, I know that. What I'm wondering is what you'd get charged with.
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>>33502917
There's a lot you could potentially be charged with depending on the circumstances. But obscenity involving a minor is the first that comes to mind. Albeit I'm no lawyer, so I don't really know all the possible details.
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>>33502951
I'm assuming the circumstances of someone being sent them in the mail by a secret admirer participant, kek
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>>33476757
>By the way, Codename. If you're still brave enough to respond after seeing this, do you have any particular preference in dark chocolates? I was planning on making the final products out of Ghirardelli Chocolates but I wasn't sure if you had something specific in mind.

I'm not so picky as that haha, I'm just still jazzed you're going to so much effort with these atrocities.

>>33488733
Be safe! I definitely don't mind if it arrives later I honestly have been working on my own gift and won't be able to send it until this weekend so who am I to judge?

I'm so sorry for not being active in here! I hope I didn't worry you too badly.
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>>33503802
Also I have been avoiding the linked images for the chocolates to keep them a surprise.
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>>33502467
I like the tiny penis on the stick figure anon.
Also,
>hand holding and butt touching
AnonFilly is into that kinky shit.
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>>33502467
Heyo! I’m glad you got it, 00non; I pretty much drained my autism supply on that one, so I’ll have to revert to being a normie for a while now.
That being said, I’m sorry to inform you that you should be expecting an additional letter in the near future.
you don’t think I would lie to my Very Special Somepony, do you Nonny?
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Anyone else making a surprise dinner for their waifu tomorrow?
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>>33504019
Oh, another letter? wew!
Heh. definitely didn't wear them last night and rub one out
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>>33504394
Making her 27 kilograms of spaghetti. It’s her favorite.
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>>33504394
I guess I could make another pbj for my stuffed pony pal
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>>33504477
H-hawt.
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>>33504947
You know it~
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>>33504538
>>33504557
That sounds lovely! Pics, please!
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>>33502973
Probably rape.
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>>33503802
>>33503811
>>33504394
I'm not sure about a surprise dinner, but a surprise desert might be in order for someone...

Codename, on a completely unrelated side note, how far is your nearest Dairy Queen from your house? No reason, just curious.
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>>33505165
You know what I just checked and I don't think I'd be able to get Codename one of those cute Ghirardelli cupid cakes in time for Valentines Day. Any other ideas outside of ordering a surprise pizza or man stripper?
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>>33505270
A surprise pizza stripper?
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>>33505299
>pizza pony
Are you supposed to fuck it or eat it? Because I'm not about to put what my dick was just in back into my mouth.

No but in all seriousness, whats something nice I can do for someone who's out of town and my package won't reach them by tomorrow?
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>>33505270
have a local stable come by to take him on a horsey rideOr, I mean, m8, I thnik you might be doing enough anyway.
or have the stable come by and have them strip a horse for him
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>>33505316
Flowers or edible arrangements are classic and probably as un-creepy as you can get online.
Doesn’t sound like she cares if it’s late, though. Storm fucking shit up is a pretty good excuse.
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>>33505084
sure tomorrow, since I'm getting my card late might as well do something fun
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>>33505316
>He doesn't fuck his pizzas.
Amateur.
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>Description provided is insufficient to classify commodity.
>Recommended action: Shipper or Importer must provide a more detailed description of goods.
What the fuck, FedEx. You'd think if I didn't give a good enough description the lady at the office would have wanted more.

Appellation, your box of love made it to Stansted and got stopped because I was too vague in describing what's in the box I guess. I'll take the tracking number to fedex tomorrow and sort it out. Hopefully it can still get out to you the 15th.
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>>33506212
Fucking sucks, man.
Is FrdEx not authorized to open the box to just look? I know that USPS is, if you’re shipping through customs. I would’ve assumed that any agency shipping internationally would have that clause in the fine print.
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You know what, its technically Valentines Day already and I'm too impatient to wait any longer.

Codename, since I'm probably not going to have safe access to the post office until next week due to the snow and ice, I'm just going to post this here while I have the chance. I got ahold of Noontime Breeze from the /ss/ threads and commissioned this piece for you. She did a phenomenal job, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Of course you can still expect your package along with your specialty cocklates sometime next week, I'll be sure to pad out the time with a few extra things here and there...
Lets just say you still have quite a bit to look forward to Codename. Keep an eye on your email for someone familiar.
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so its the big day hoofs up if you don't have your card yet
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And.... the delivery failed!! Redacted i'm so sorry !
I spended 4h waiting for delivery man, was woked up a 8h by TNT textmessage, and we are 13h here and he just send me a other text, acording to him, i wasn't at home...
How said... f#$%& of delivery man!

And they spoiled me what the gift is, so thanks man you are so sweet! Hope i'll get it tomorrow, i replan delivery.
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>>33506212
>>33506448
>>33506774
Even when we try, /mlp/ just cannot stop getting fucked by the post.
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>>33506788
The poste hait us, CONSPIRACY!!
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>>33506805
Do you think that it is revenge for constantly sending parcels covered in pony porn?
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>>33506463
My friendo should be getting my letter for me, but I won't see him until late March
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>>33507072
Nah!! We illuminate their job! Think about it, days after day, always the same borring amazone boxes, they shoul thanks to us!!
Plus, pony porn is always porn, and porn is good!
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>>33506212
Thanks man! Sorry I'm so bad at responding to things on here. I got the tracking number from Cupid Pone and it's still saying it should get here tomorrow. Even if it doesn't, that's absolutely fine, I'll eagerly await whenever it does arrive. I'm super super hyped for this. Thank you!
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Thank you for the encouraging letter. It's just what I need right now. The Haycartes Twi is a great touch. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day.
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since I am getting my card late I might as well show off how I celebrate valentines day with Flutttersy
first we sleep in as long as we want
then I make her breakfast pic related left over burger king and chocolate milk
1/?
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>>33507810
then after we eat our full I give her my card
2/?
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>>33507819
how cute she loves it
now we relax for a bit till our next romantic thing [I'll probably pick out a movie or something in a bit for us]
3/?
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>>33507779
Cute as hell. Looks like how I imagine Twiggy writes as well.
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>>33507810
I live for shit like this. Oh anon, you are never not hilarious.
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>>33507810
Cute stuff, thanks for sharing! I will post some autism shortly, still a bit early for our dinner by the fire and early night snuggle session.
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>>33507779
Nice flowers, but that note looks a bit longer than 14 words ...
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>>33507810
>first we sleep in as long as we want
Boi. It is Thursday. did you take off work for this?
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>>33507978
>did you take off work for this?
don't work, live with my dad honestly it wasn't even sleeping in because I wake up whenever I want most days anyhow
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>>33507984
how can I be disgusted and jealous at the same time?
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>>33507997
Such is the zen of the NEET, anon, they exist beyond our comprehension of pleasure or shame. Envy them, pity them. It is all the same.
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All set for the surprise meal I made the waifu. Fresh spinach salad in an Italian herb dressing; roasted bell peppers stuffed with cheese, spinach and artichokes; tortellini with ricotta in a tarragon brown butter sauce with peas, tomatoes and onions; apple cherry spritzer and fresh berry turnovers with earl grey.

At first she wanted to start in on the bouquet but when she saw the food she decided to save it for a midnight snack.

1/
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>>33506788
The post isn't my problem this time, its actually getting to the post that's causing me trouble. You know the snow is bad when you see a 4WD F150 sliding backwards trying to climb a short hill. Seeing as traffic around my post office is a fucking zoo to begin with, I really don't think snow and ice are going to make it any safer. Especially considering the fact that our local USPS sits at the bottom of a steep ass hill, and I really don't feel like ice skating my car into a light post this week.
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>>33508350
Now that we've allowed the dinner to settle we're snuggling with tea, dessert and "You've Got Mail."

Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, lads.
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Pseudonym I was able to make it home before 4, just waiting on the suprise rn. The actual package hasnt moved since the 5th I hope nothing's up.
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Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, you wonderful goofballs; I hope you’re having a great one full of warm fuzzy feelings and lots of ponies. I really love all of the stuff so far!
At this point, if you have yet to hear anything whatsoever from your valentine, either in or out of the thread, please email me to let me know and I will look into it. If you are interested in being part of a bug rescue team, please consider contacting me: cupidpone at geemail dot com.
XOXOXOXOXOXO
<3
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>>33507810
>>33507819
>>33507835
>>33508350
>>33508356
My jam.
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>>33508379
I hope it's arrived by now! I'm a little worried because I got a call from your area, most likely from the delivery person. The time difference is vast though so I was still in bed. I'm at work right now but I'll follow up with you as much as I can. I told them any time after 4pm and I'm sure they're rather busy today. If you get it please post it here! Don't want to be worried any longer than I have to be. I'm sorry about the package not moving, it'll just take some patience. The mail out here blows.
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>>33506448
M-mama Mia that is some beautiful spagoots.
Allonym, you are going above and beyond and I truly hope that this day brings you a lot of love and happiness! I adore the artwork!
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>>33508379
I just spoke with them over the phone. They left it with management/the front desk where you live. I do apologise for that, but they came in the morning despite my instructions.
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>>33508627
>you are going above and beyond
Oh I'm just getting started here Codename.
You may not know who I am but I know you very well, and lets just say that I have a lot to thank you for. Keep an eye on your email, theres more to come.
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>>33508666
Ominous post, Satan.
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This arrived couple of days ago just now got around posting pics. I got myself some chocolate with the money, you needn't have worried about the ''may contain nuts'' thing I'm not deadly allergic but I appreciate your thoughtfulness and it was absolutely the right thing to do considering I didn't specify it in the form like I probably should have.

>>33506774
Oh well new try tomorrow then
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>>33508639
Dammit its ok its not your fault. I'll have to pick it up tomorrow after work since the office closed for the night. I wish my place would call when you had a package instead of residents constantly checking or not knowing. Hopefully it survives until I pick it up!
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The big day is finally here, so it’s time to open up my package from ******! Let’s see what’s inside, shall we?
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>>33508852
A whole bunch of stuff! Thanks for the haul, ******. The little ponk is especially adorable. I haven’t seen or used a tech deck in a long time, so that was a fun surprise. And it looks like the maze is even edible. Nice!
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>>33508859
And finally we have this super special pop-up card. Thanks for the gift, it definitely brightened my day. And I really love how you did the card, I’ll have to set that out somewhere. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!
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>>33508753
Where the fuck did you get that card? I need it for reasons.
>>33508852
>>33508859
>>33508870
So good.
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>>33508753
Yes i hope!!
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>>33506448
That’s a cute wizard.
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>>33508477
I haven't heard so much as a peep out of my admirer, I'm pretty sure they're dead until someone can prove it otherwise.

Codename on the other hand is covered, and that's all I really find important right now. I might also want to update a few things in regards to what I originally wrote, so let me know before sending out a reassignment.
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>>33509292
Brutal comic, man.
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>>33509609
I know. I'm feeling it.
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Holy Shit Jane Doe!!! This is great what an awesome surprise from my waifu Berry Punch, her letter, Polaroid selfies, and even candy! You hit all the best notes, and thoughtful gifts! Ah I love it, my autism is in full swing!

But fuck you on the glitter, shit get everywhere!
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>>33510355
are the little hearts soap or candy
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>>33510361
They are actually soap made in Jane Does' home town, which is very sweet of them to add in Berry's colors too!
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Sorry Epithet, the package came this morning but I completely missed it. I wasn't expecting it this early at all. I phoned them up and I was told they're going to redeliver it Monday, so hopefully that's all sorted out. I'll make sure to pay much more attention then.
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>>33510355
Hello mate!
I'm very happy you got your little package in time!!
Hope you spend a lovely day with your waifu!!
That was my pleasure, especially for... the glitters!!
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>>33510469
Actually, never mind, the guy just came back and redelivered it. I'm gonna open it right now. I love the decoration you did on the box, especially Luna's cutie mark.
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>>33510596
I love waking up to openings!
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>>33510355
So friggin cute!
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>>33510596
The first thing I see is a shitload of Moon Pies. I'm not quite sure what they are. I don't even think you can get them in this country. You know it's got to be an American foodstuff when it proudly advertises "made with real sugar" on the box.
I can't think of a more fitting snack from Luna. I'm going to gorge on these while I watch the 4cc later. Thank you!
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>>33510616
The second thing I see is the complete poetry of Robert Frost. I forgot I mentioned liking poetry, but I'm glad I did, because this is great. Luna would definitely approve too:
"And yet with neither love nor hate
Those stars like some snow-white
Minerva's snow-white marble eyes
Without the gift of sight."
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>>33510618
And last but definitely, definitely not least, I got a letter from Luna herself and she even wrote me a poem! I had no idea she was such a good poet.
I keep reading this over and over again. This is all so much, I love it! Thank you Luna, and thank you Epithet!
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>>33510616
>>33510618
>>33510626
kek more effort went into this than into my gift for an actual human with whom I have irl sex. One of us is in the wrong here and I don’t know who it is.
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>>33510924
2d>3d
Nothing wrong with what has transpired.
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>anons probably rubbed their dick on everything that was sent
>any homemade food probably has cum as an ingredient
>some anon got mailed little girls panties that may or may not be used
I'm happy I didn't join this.
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>>33509901
>tfw finally got the mailman to pick up the letter
>tfw now feeling selfconscious over my shitty cursive and late delivery
I'm sorry, Unknown.
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>>33511110
No cum in my goodies - why do that to perfectly good food just for a joke?
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>>33511547
For the flavor?
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>>33511110
>anons probably rubbed their dick on everything that was sent
>any homemade food probably has cum as an ingredient
>some anon got mailed little girls panties that may or may not be used
These are all excellent reasons to join.
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>>33511547
To spread pony herpes?
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>>33511547
Yabba dibba dabba dabba dum
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>>33511152
It’s all good, friend! My Waifu certainly has shitty cursive anyway, and fucked up deliveries, too!
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>>33508639
I just checked my office and they said they dont have it. Anyway you can double check with the delivery place? Im checking my mailbox just in case rn
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>>33512724
>front desk clerk stole your clop for himself
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>>33512724
Rip
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>>33512724
That's very worrisome...

I checked with the place and they delivered it, or so they say. I have the invoice that their employee sent too. I can try to give them a call again but they're closed by now in your time zone. Worst case scenario I will contact them next week and see if I can get them to send another. If you don't mind the spoiled surprise I can send you the info via email, including my invoice, and we can try to figure it out together. Since I'm in Japan it's kinda hard to get in touch with them n my schedule. This is my first time doing anything like this from this great of a distance, so I apologise.
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>hoping to complete everything this weekend to send off to my valentine since the post office has finally thawed out
>forget that Monday is a holiday
>my valentines day gift will be a week late
Why must everything in life be this hard?
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Redacted, the 3rd was the one!
At last i've just got my bouquet!
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>>33514729
Chocolate flowers was brillant and chaotic! Well done! They are fine and tasty!!
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>>33514731
The card and the little word are very sweet i love them!

Thanks you so much, i'm enchanted this is the lovelyest st Valentine gift i've got ever!
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>>33514734
Ps:
Bonus the box fit perfectly for my cat!
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>>33514738
>lyrathumbsup.jpg
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>>33514729
>>33514731
>>33514734
>>33514738
Glad you liked it!
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>>33514738
Send the cat back to them as a thank you
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>>33514991
keep your hooves off that pussy!
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>>33510626
You're welcome Appellation!
Be sure to share Luna's poem with us!

>>33510924
I commissioned a drawing for my special somepony and he did the same. I spent way more money on Appellation getting that box from Luna to him.
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>>33514729
Hey! You got it eventually, awesome!
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>>33508852
>>33508859
>>33508870

I’m happy you liked everything!
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>order small cake for valentine due to package being late
>mfw cake is a day late because fuck me
>mfw I still haven't heard back from valentine as to whether or not they've picked it up
>mfw I'm afraid they're going to feed it to the Mexican intern if she doesn't pick it up soon enough
Codename, I can understand that you're probably very busy but some communication would be greatly appreciated.
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>>33514217
It's ok, ultimately it's not your fault and honestly I wouldn't put it past my apartment to possibly stealing or tossing it, depending on what it was. Apparently it's under new management so who knows if it got lost or something when everyone left. I'm fine also with communicating through email so this can get sorted
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>>33518848
Okay I'll email Cupid Pone and ask him to send you my email. Someone signed for the delivery on the invoice, and I have a pic of that, so maybe you'll recognize the name. I guess since we're coordinating on figuring this out there's no point in keeping the surprise, especially since it was just flowers. They weren't cheap though so I'd really like you to receive the arrangement as I ordered it. Sorry for the mishap and I hope to hear from you via email.
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HOLY SHIT LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL!

Looks like my Valentine was taking the secret part of the secret admirer exchange pretty seriously, I don't even know how to thank without using their real name of course! This was such a wonderfully written letter and the hand writing is absolutely beautiful! Whoever my admirer happens to be, I just want to say that you did a fantastic job with your card and its exactly what I needed to hear as of late!
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>>33519371
Absolutely gorgeous
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>Octavia
You got good taste. Music horses, best horses.
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>>33519371
That’s super cute, man. Nice job, creator!
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>>33519426
Misic hirsis is great, confirmed.
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>>33492708
I just want to let you know that I just shared this experience with a professional chocalatier at the church young adults brunch. I just think I might be cast out of the cool Christian club now.
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>>33521272
>I just shared this experience with a professional chocolatier at the church young adults brunch
Ignoring the fact that you showed this to someone at church, what made you think it was a good idea to show this to any professional? Worse yet I don't know what offended him more, the amateur quality of the untempered chocolates, the obviously phallic shape of the chocolates, or the fact that you decided that a church brunch was the most appropriate time to reveal this to him.
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>>33522429
I might have been hyperbolizing for dramatic effect. We shared a chuckle over it, and he rolled his eyes. I will very likely not be excommunicated.
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>>33521272
nice. gotta show off that power level, m8
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>buy fancy metallic cardstock to print my cards on for my valentine
>printer craps out shit quality colors with blank spots everywhere
>buy new ink
>still filled with blank spots
>remove the print head and manually clean it with a microfiber cloth and distilled water for damn near an hour
>clean a massive fuckton of semi-solid ink gel out of the print head
>clean until the print head looks damn near factory new
>put print head back into printer
>no difference in quality
Is it too much to ask for just one thing to go right in life?
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did you change the settings on your printer to abominate the glossy paper
I heard somewhere you need to like switch the settings for different kinds of paper
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>>33524084
That wasn't the problem. The problem lies within the print head that actually distributes the ink itself which is obviously fucked. Every inch theres a different malfunction from a different color so I end up with a big line without that color wherever it happens.
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>>33514991
Yes of course! The transporter TNT deserve the best cat in the worlds!
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>>33497270
>name dropped
Wew, thanks.
And it's a late response but when should it arrive?
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Im silly. Morse gift expect a soon you didn't get bugged. There were just some unfortunate mishaps that delayed me.
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Bumping cause I ain’t got my sheeit yet.
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Thank you, 00non.
You got a tear out of me, I really needed this.
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>>33525527
This is sweet. Awww.
Nice doodle too!
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>>33510626
Would you share your poem? Or did I miss it somewhere?
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>>33526524
Of course! Sorry, I should have posted this earlier. Any typos are my own.

If the most short-lived stars
burn the most bright
then I fear for my love
that it may burn-out tonight.
My passion for thee is clear
and can be seen in the tide.
When I see thine heavenly body
I long to be by thy side.
For my body ebbs and aches
and cheeks like sister's sunrise.
And when I try to approach
I feel my stomach becomes butterflies.
If moon can not approach her star
Can Polaris guide them together?
Or can the stars preordain them
If I pray to them in the aether?
Maybe in dreams I will approach!
With thy night fears thwarted,
I'll paint thee a night sky
and ask forwardly to be courted!
Maybe within that very dream
With all the stars as our bed,
I will give the moon to thee
and be thy princess to be bred.
Thy dreams shall be fantasies,
and while dawn can be too soon.
I promise the next night comes
and with it shall come thy moon.
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>>33526603
It begins with a passionate declaration of love, but it quickly becomes clear that the speaker doesn't have the confidence to make known her feelings. She calls on the stars to "preordain them", the irony presumably being that she controls the stars, and is therefore only calling on herself. She herself has to take control and confess her feelings to her lover, because there is no one else who can do it for her. She cannot control her emotions, but she can control her own actions she takes as a result.

She decides to approach him in his dreams, her own dominion, suggesting that despite her apparent resolution to "ask forwardly" she is still anxious and unsure. However, in her promise to "paint ... a night sky" it is clear she realises that those same stars she previously called upon to bring the two of them together are firmly within her control, and therefore so is her destiny.

At the end of the poem the tone becomes more physical and even erotic. In promising her love the moon, she is promising him herself - her beauty and majesty, but also her worries and uncertainties which have dominated the poem so far, represented in its waxing and waning. The focus on the physical aspects of the relationship at the end of the poem in some ways contrast with the focus on the emotional at the beginning, but in another way they compliment it - just as the night does the day, and the full moon does the new moon.

At least that's how I read it. Thank you again to Epithet again for all the effort you put into writing this. I really love it! I'd also like to report that I've eaten most of the Moon Pies already watching the cup this weekend, so thank you again for those. :)
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>>33526686
Beautiful interpretation! I'd say perfect. I'm glad you liked poetry actually, I'm pretty trash at arts and crafts.

I'm glad you're enjoying your moon pies! American snack cakes are dangerous things!
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>>33526603
That’s lovely, man.
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>>33526603
I really like the faded image in the back, but that’s a tight poem, mate. 10/10 would get tattooed.
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HEY LATE VALENTINE SENDERS READ THIS
If you have not sent your card yet reply to this post updating your anon on where you are at and when you plan to send out your Valentine card
because your assinment is probably worried about you, but they are too shy to ask in the thread if your ok because they think asking about you might stress you out because your under a lot of stress allready
so be a good Valentine and tell fluttershy how close you are to sending out your Valentine soon to become Easter Card
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Ahahaha... About those panties I got...
[Nervous sweating intensifies]
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>>33527619
Holy shit dude, you're fucked. RIP.
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>>33527619
A 2 PART LARP CARD AND CORT ORDER
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>>33527619
you have a really nice finger anon
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>>33527645
kek, thanks. It's my favorite jerking thumb.
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>>33527619
Yay! It arrived!
there was originally going to be a part two from Detective Sparkle Sneeze sent on March 1 explaining that your Equestrian warrant was now active but I thought that would be stretching the joke a bit.
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>>33527768
An active warrant in Equestria is no joke. When the portal opens he's not gonna be able to go through under pain of immediate arrest!
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>>33527952
Yeah, but he likes fillies, so how angry is he really going to be when they lock him up with Cozy Glow?
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>>33528325
>A life sentence with Cozy Glow as your cell mate turning you into her prison bitch
U-unf
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>>33527619
Ha! Artistry.
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>>33519367
PSEUDONYM! THEY'RE HERE
And omg are they gorgeous! Thankfully they were understanding then I called and sent them over no problem, with an upgrade too. I'm not sure if its the box of chocolates or if the arrangement is bigger, but this makes the stress of mishap worth it! Thank you so much for this, you really didnt have to go all out! I love these so much. I gotta find a proper place to put these in my room
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>>33528971
And the lil note was a nice touch too! I cant wait to receive the other package, hopefully it comes in soon.
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>>33528971
Soooooo pretty! Great job, Pseudonym!
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I feel like it's cheating to put Rarity because it's more or less the only case where it's extremely, painfully in-character to send opulent romantic arrangements and go over the top.
Whereas for like Twilight or Fluttershy you can easily get away with just a simple card, not even talking about Dash who probably can barely write at all.
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>>33529402
Well for me, i just pretend to be some guy that Anon's waifu/husbando wants me to help her/him to deliver autism for anon for valentine with a budget. That way i can be as creative as i want with the gifts.
The letter is purely from Anon's waifu (roleplay), but the gifts are settled by me (another roleplay) that i bought in this world.
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>>33485999
D-dangit, Undercover, this one sure tugged at the heartstrings! I’ve got the warm fuzzies and the big empties in my heart at the same time now!
This is adorable and marvelous; thanks so much, man! I love the picture, but the letter really did get to me!
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>>33529597
Hello, Michael.
That is a very sweet card, though. It makes me feel homesick for a place I’ve never been.
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>>33529597
I was so worried it might've gotten lost in the mail
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>>33529983
Well it wasn’t, and I love it! I desperately want Derpy to call me muffin and tell me that she misses me and wants to hug me when I get to her.
Also, nice read on the Octavia concert tickets, that would absolutely be my jam. One thousand percent approval!
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>>33530291
Super relieved you like it, I was worried it wouldn't be good enough, seeing all the other gifts have candies and other merch.
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>>33528971
>>33529003
>>33529597
Top class shit, anons.
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>check mailbox
>still no letter
>anon did mention it was gonna be late
>tiny amount of hurt
>it's ok it will get here! my waifu wouldn't bug me!
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>ask mama to check mailbox
>still no letter
>didn't saw anyone mention my name in threads
>package already delivered to valentine since last week, still not mention anything in threads
>getting worried. Asked cupid pone, cupid finally says both are alive (probably).

It's ok, my waifu probably now in some sort of battle in some other dimension.
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>>33528971
>>33529003
Awesome! I'm glad you like them so much! Eventually, the package will get there with your card, letter, and some other goodies too. Hopefully, this will suffice for now and you can be patient for the rest. I'm sorry it took so long for the mishaps to get sorted out and I hope it makes you feel very special even if it was late.
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Alright you faggots; who hasn’t mailed yet? Who hasn’t received yet?
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>>33532482
have not gotten mine yet but Classified is workin on the card and has posted in the thread saying so
its just late not MIA
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>>33531246
It does! I'm still on the hype train for the package but the flowers will definitely keep me satisfied until the package comes in. Thank you again for being awesome!
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>>33532482
I haven't, for a number of reasons.

First of all the blizzard prevented me from shipping until this week, my printer shit the bed so I had to find another one to print on, and I'm still having a difficult time finishing the horsecocklates to my liking. I've been in close contact with Codename through email though, so they're aware of everything.

I would have shipped today but something rather important appeared in my inbox last night before I could prep everything for shipping. Lets just say my valentine >>33519371 was right when she said "When next I see you I just know you are going to be gushing about how you managed to get into the school you wanted too." Because last night I got confirmation that I've been accepted into my main college of choice. Its official.
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Allonym! I picked up the mystery cake. It took them a while to find it but I was eventually given a big gay Valentine cake and I am so excited! It's so cute. I almost can't stand to cut it...
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>>33533323
Holy fuck thats great! I thought they would've fed it to the Mexican intern by this point! Hopefully that compensates for me being continuously late with my package, for reasons both in and out of my control see my post above. I should have everything ready to ship by tomorrow afternoon and hopefully you'll get everything by Saturday assuming they don't delay it until Monday. Also, no homo.
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>>33533323
Looks delicious
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>>33533323
Hey that’s really nice! Cute cake, Allonym!
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>>33532482
Still awaiting mine. My stuff has been sent.
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>>33527619
>confirmed that your are responsible for the disbursement of over 150 postcards containing images of two fillies in various states of dress to people all across the world
Chipperwing is that you?!
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>>33533099
Congrats on the college acceptance, Allonym. Your waifu knew you could do it.
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>>33532482
I already mailed it, haven't received yet.
Also now i'm working on a card for my waifu (pic related), any thoughts?
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>>33534232
n-nou
I don't know how he figured it out
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>>33534469
Use your name reeee
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>>33534581
Recognized the return address probably?
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>>33534469
That is a fucking brutal valentimes, m8.
0/10, did not warm the cockles of my cold, dead heart.
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So my grocery store was selling magical pony butt decorations for valentines. I didn’t realize until now that we horsefuckers were in a fight with reality, but it’s nice to know that we’re winning.



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