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New year's New beers edition

All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv

Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0

For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens

Discord:
https://discord.gg/kbtdsqe

Old Shattered Gem:
>>33314482
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33314482/
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We're still looking for more artist to hop on this we got 6 artist on board so far and we really just want more.

So please submit something like if you want to no matter the skill level you think your at. Your favorite dazzle appreciates the effort none the less <3
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>they will never get too much anger
>they will never fear to burst
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>>33362829
>Adagio hogs all the anger and gets fat
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>>33362862
maybe our girls caused it. deets?
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Best Dazzles coming through
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>>33362967
No songs.
No Dazzlings.
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>>33362967
Ace Thruster remove these fakes from the premises.
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>>33362851
God I wish that we're me
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>>33363086

Ace is a cuck.
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>>33363335
>seething shimmerfag
Stay in your lane
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If Aria is cold, why'd she wear a sweater without shoulders?
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>>33363390

Because she grows spines from there. Either that or she wants you to give them kisses.
>tfw my house is so cold and humid, I can see my breath
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>>33363419
You got lots of blankets? Don't be catching a cold.
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>>33363437

Thanks mate. Don't worry, I'm hardy. It's just uncomfortable is all.
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>>33362795
Reminder that Adagio is flat chested.
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>>33363354
>retarded Sonatafag is the one flipping shit over the honorary Dazzles
Like pottery
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>>33363390
Fashion over function
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>>33363784
rate my outfit
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>>33363803
10/10
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>>33363685
She's not an "honorary" Dazzling. That's just a title you made up so you could make excuses for posting Shimmer in a Dazzling thread. If she's with the Dazzlings, it's fine. If it's just Shimmer with you saying hurr durr best Dazzle it's just shitposting.
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>>33363516
Delicious Flat Chest
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>>33363951
I want to paint her tiny tidders white.
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>>33363985
but the pics already white.
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>>33363985
She'd charge you and probably make you clean it up too.
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Fishie milkers
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Which trek would the girls like?
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>>33363951
Adagio's got some small fishtitties.
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Anyone got that one metal version of under our spell? Cant find it on youtube anymore.
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>>33364087
Sorry, no idea what you're talking about my man.
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>>33363335
Don't forget he's a legit homosexual.
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>>33364359
So I noticed the IP count didn't go up. That's weird.
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>>33364410
>IP count
Why do redditors think mking more than one post per thread is a bad thing?
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>>33364417
So you're saying you waited just about 5 hrs just to make that post?
That guy must of cut deep
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>>33364423
>He replied five hours later and not five minutes later, which means he obviously saw the post first then sat there for five hours waiting to reply and not doing anything else with his life
Jesus fucking Christ, that logic. Are you being pathetic on purpose or do you legitimately believe everyone else lives inside of the internet like you?
Not even the guy you were talking to, by the way. Just a passerby who noticed your blatant retardation.
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>>33364480
Considering how triggered you sound by your post that's most likely the case.
Lots of reeing for one post if you ask me.
tsk tsk
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>>33364487
So you're doing it on purpose, then.
Good to know.
Very ebin, you sure got me bud.
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>>33364492
haha, benis :DDddDdDDDD
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>>33364492
Hey if you get this upset on a Mongolian finger painting forum, maybe you should reevaluate your life. Just saying
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>>33364501
finger painting? I thought this was a basket weaving forum.
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>>33364492
Sonata can haz tacos!
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>>33364505
Tacos?!
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>>33364512
Did somebody say tacos?
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>>33364423
>caring for how old a post is
Redditors, everyone.
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>>33364505
She doesn't even like the cuisince. It's the only time she can get meat in a vegan school and gets super pissed when people call her the taco lady.
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>>33364624
>Trying to restart old shit
Redditors everyone
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>>33364629
>"N-no you are the redditor!-!"
Ledditors, everyone.
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>>33364644
But you just proved his point.
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>>33364660
t. >>33364629
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>>33364663
>accusations of samefagging
You're too easy to read. Anyway instead of this off topic shitposting you post things related to the Dazzlings?
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What if Aria is so grumpy because she's sad?
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>>33364692
>she's the smart one and the strong one
>she can beat up anyone and hack computers
>she's Second-in-Command and ever since Sonata broke she has to keep a close eye on her
>nothing she says is ever heard even if she was right
>Adagio is the leader by merit of being shortsighted
>who the hell thinks a singing competition is a good idea?
I'd be grumpy too.
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>>33364410

Shit's sake mate. I thought you were shitposting for salt, but the way you get defensive in such a childish manner has me thinking Ace Thruster is the Sonichu to your Chris Chan.
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>>33364041
>they can get under anybody's nerves
>they don't seduce anyone anymore than they need to it achieve a short term goal
>the long term plan is get the masses angry as this is what their gemstones are attuned to
>this necessarily brings competition and strife and tearing apart friendships and lovers
>however some simply won't fall for their spell
>the stoic attitude, while of no magical use to them, reminds them of themselves
>they do feel, but they can't have vital magic fuming out of themselves when their goal is to absorb it
>this draws them to seduce them and going so far to "invest" a little bit of magic
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>>>/trash/20440266
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>>33363951
Why is that hot?
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>>33363951

Can I have a higher res of this? Also please, more flat tiddy!
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>>33364041
Big tits are never sexy.
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>>33364527
Why is she smoking?
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>>33364925

It's the stress. Plus peer pressure. All the cool kids are doing it. The Principal tried to make it uncool by picking it up but she gave the boys a smoking fetish instead.
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>>33364923
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Siren Adagio a cute. A CUTE!
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>>33365167
Requesting a Dazzling edit with Adagio in the background. Alternatively make it Anon even if self-inserts even if they're blank self-inserts are a poor choice.
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>>33364410
I want dazzling to bully me
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>>33365167
I miss that show?
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>>33365457
It doesn't miss you, as a matter of fact, nobody will except the IRS.
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>>33365431
hold the phone. I know that manga.
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>>33365722
Name?
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>>33365776
Garzey's Wing
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>>33365779
Thank you.
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>>33364855
>Better faces in link
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>>33364767
I can't stop smiling at how perfect that analogy is
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>>33365809
I'm actually laughing because how butthurt this ace dude is making people that they keep bringing it up to complain about it.
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Pony Sirens?
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>>33364855
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>>33365831
Cute~
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>>33365816

We also read up on Chris's life every now and then. Your point?
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>>33365845
My point is all this butthurt over some fandom OC. Reminds me of Nyx or Glimmer to be honest. No need to be defensive.
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>>33365857

So either I like something or I'm butthurt.
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Sonata got a job
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>>33365866
Take it how you will. I just find it funny.
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The Grump Fish
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>>33365871
What's up with her left hand?
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old and unfinished but still good.
https://derpibooru.org/1733824
to bad we'll never see it competed.
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>>33365841
good gracious great butts of fire
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>>33365899
>8 months
Yeesh, why wasn't this finished by now?
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>>33365866
Even though you space your post's text out like some retards around here normally do, you're right on this one. That's their mentality in a nutshell.
Imagine a world where whenever someone is roasting you good, you can just call them upset and it would reverse everything they said. Then all you have to do is passive aggressively go "whatever dude just calling it like I see it haha why are you still taking jabs at me it's over". I'd love it if acting like a cunt permitted me to be that lazy. I wonder if he's going to try the same shit with me.
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>>33365911
So typical 4channel/chan behavior?
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Best ship
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>>33365905
cuz paradox never got around to it i guess.
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>>33365930
Dagi does not have big titties.
Delete this
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>>33365911

He won't have to reply. You'll be caught up in some other fight of your own making soon with the way you talk.
People here leave a blank line after the quoted post number. It is the norm and has been like that for as long as there's been 4chan. Look up any thread on any board from any year on desuarchive.
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>>33365922
get this shit outta here.
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>>33365952
Just filter it bro. Stop being a baby.
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>>33365934
wow how unprofessional
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>>33365990
i mean i guess you could go ask if he'd finish it.
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>>33365952
>>33365960

>tfw no wholesome compatriot gf and capital to start a three-kid family
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>>33362795
Would you guys be okay if they make a return?
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>>33366046

If they're done justice, which is highly unlikely.
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>>33365934
Yeah he said he hasn't had internet for over 8 months, I doubt he had time to work on dazzle.
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>>33365922
>>33365930
Why don't they just reform and ask for Sunset to take them through the portal?
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>>33365185
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https://i.imgur.com/OGmqvlm.png
https://i.imgur.com/eZTNaId.png
https://i.imgur.com/4jr1VIS.png
Enjoy
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Not Sorry.
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Potential pic for next thread.
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>>33365467
I don't get it.
>>33366064
This.
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>>33366124
Futa edit plz
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>>33366121

I hate it when cats fucking bite. In fact, I hate it when they bite or scratch you and later act like nothing happened. You tried to hurt me, you cunt!
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>>33366368
I'm always kicking my cat's ass.
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>>33365831
I ONLY LOVE THEM AS PONIES:
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>>33366393
Same here
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>>33366374

Oi, don't go around hitting an animal without reason.
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>>33366480
Oi! Do tell me what to do with me shitty animals
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Would the Dazzlings kill small animals for fun?
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>>33366501
No. It's bad karma.
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>>33366393
>>33366445
Ironic bad opinions are still bad opinions.
>>33366501
Only Sonata.
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>>33366497

Enjoy your piss-wet shit.

>>33366501

Yes. This has been their way of life so far. Sing, laugh as they drown or split eachother's head open (on land), toy with the survivors, and then eat them. Probably alive if they take too long to die too. They've probably killed a squirrel and waited for it's family to come running so they could catch them all and roast them over a barrel fire.
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>>33366531
>implying I let filthy animals in my house
I bet you wear shoes in your house too
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>Star Wars bombs
>Bumblebee bombs

Wouldn't it be funny if Hasbro went bankrupt and we bought the rights to the Dazzlings?

>>33366542

I'll have you know I'm wearing rubber flip flops and they're damn cold whenever I wear them. I should get a pair of fuzzy slippers.
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>>33365831
>>33366445
>earth pony villains
patrician.
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>>33362795
Which of the Sirens have the best and/or worst pic?
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>>33366713
Aria has the fewest.
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>>33366713
Probably Sonata on both accounts since she has the most fan art.
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>>33366777
Trips prove the normie magnet got the most and best art.
That and she has the most of my fetish and she's actually the one everyone could imagine doing it.
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>Adagio is insecure about her flatitis
>Sometimes she'll come sit on your legs and take off her shirt or pull the collar down with a scowl
>This means she wants you to stroke her ego
>You kiss her chest and use your tongue and teeth to play with her two fleshy buttons
>She usually only stays until her mood changes but sometimes she'll let you rub your dick between her soft thighs, or she'll keep her hand busy down your pants

>>33366790

Something about tits or ass, right?
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>>33366819
Too bad that's not Aria.
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>>33366838

Aria doesn't have flat tits or any body image issues. She's the very picture of purple perfection and she knows it.
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Aria has a huge forehead.
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>>33366819
what happens if you tease her about her tiny tits?

or what would happen if she finds out that having babies makes tits grow?
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>>33367292
>Two straight years of sex, three abortions, and one child that somehow made it to term later and Adagio finally has a decent pair of tidders.
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>>33366819
Nope. Though I love curves it's not butts or boobs.
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Not Sorry.
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>>33367907
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>>33367909
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God i wish i was Adagio
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>>33367903
She really should cut on the beans let it rip.
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>>33367630
no. she needs a small army of babbies.
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>>33368587
She can just get Aria and Sonata to do that for her.
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>>33368601
Then they will have the tits, the ass, and the hips.
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>>33368864
and the loyalty of babbies.
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>>33367292

This happens. Dagi edit when?
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This with Adagio would also be nice.
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>>33369558
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>>33367903
It's called a mental defect.
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>>33369572
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>>33369581
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>>33369591
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>>33369591
Those are some well-built fishsluts.
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>>33369597
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>>33369603
Such ficticious ///// nonsense
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>>33369558
>>33369569
>>33369572
>>33369581
>>33369591
>>33369597
>>33369603
With each next page I have more questions.
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>>33369558
>>33369569
>>33369572
>>33369581
>>33369591
>>33369597
>>33369603

The art is good but i just cant get over how ridiculous a fetish tickling is.

Yeah, fear those feather-wielding mafiosos, girls.
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>>33369581
>>33369591
>>33369597
>>33369603
Which madman is responsible for this?
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>>33369615

The style reminds me of some Warner Bros comics I have from the 90s. They're particularly weird to me.
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>>33369636
Feetfags. As creepy as they are they make the best asses and legs.
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>>33369664
Freakin Sal, I wonder if he samefags as the anon that can't draw
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>>33369675
What does the Dirty One have to with it?
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>>33369681
Footfag
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>>33369693
Fatfag.
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>>33369615
I didn't think anything of it either until I was brought to orgasm from tickling my sides alone.
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>>33369675

I've said in the past that most of the "If I could draw" posts are mine.

>>33369664

Shaddap, liking feet doesn't make me creepy. My other fetishes do.
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>>33369701
Genderbenderfag.
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>>33369718
says the creepy footfag.
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>>33369718
Feetfags are generally considered to be creepy enough to shew away girls who otherwise enjoy the attention their legs and the massages their feet get. It's when you fucking suckle the toes where it gets weird.
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>>33369712

Its not that. I`m sure that tickling can be fun for some people.

Its the immensely silly setup that kills me. They rob the mafia and get caught by feather carrying mobsters that decide that tickling is the right way to punish them.
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If I could draw, I would draw Sal trying to learn the fundamentals of anatomy and 3d space, just to draw feet
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>>33369736
t. femanon
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>>33369739
Ah well I see that now.
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>>33369744
>>33369736

It is kinda creepy. It's sexual interest in a body part that isn't considered sexy and is usually depicted as unhygienic. And who the hell puts toes in their mouth? Toddlers, that's who. Big turn off for me btw. Personally I refrain from telling people irl about this particular fetish. Partially because like every kink it's weird, and partially because I resent most footfags and the image they've cultivated. Imagine if you had an appreciation for shapely asses but most ass fetishists wanted to inhale farts straight out of any pimpled deflated ass that could be of either gender.
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>>33369911
>Imagine if you had an appreciation for shapely asses but most ass fetishists wanted to inhale farts straight
James?
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>>33369919

The AVGN?
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>>33369942
no you dingus, AVGN is better than that. The other one
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>>33369978

The only other James I know is James "mah laygs" K. from My 600lbs Life.
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>>33370007
You watch that show?
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>>33370029

I've mostly watched this and the Asanti episode. It's too nice a show for me. The people shown are obvious human waste who deserve worse than they're getting, but they are presented in too sympathetic a manner.
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>>33370079
damn son
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FhXljHG900

Fuck, this went under my radar. Mayde made another sad sack single
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>>33370088

As far as I know the show isn't showing people turning their lives around. It shows people being terrible and suffering from their own actions. It can only be a cautionary tale or emotional bloodsport, yet nobody in it is disproving the fatties' excuses or savages them verbally.
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>>33370178
As I'm reading this, I was just listening to Vicarious
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foot kink is probably the least creepy of the creepy kinks, let's be real.
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>>33370421
>t. creepy foot-fetishist.
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Love can bloom even on the hunting field
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>>33370725
Big cats are basically just housecats that can eat you.

housecats are basically just big cats too small to eat you.
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>>33369911
>draws best dazzle next to circle
all is as it should be
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>>33370421
It's one creepy fet and it's only little better than fartfags and smellfags in general. Both "communities" love to complain how "unfair" it is that women leave them without notice the second they get so much as suspicious.
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>>33365841
Nice.
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>>33370719
Damn, this ones cute as fuck. I need more of this.
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>>33367903
This remind me of an old prompt: Anon has had it with her tooting the day after so he holds her butt cheeks and blows back up there when a toot escapes.
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>>33369413
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>>33371541
Very good
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>>33370457
well there's diaper fetish.
there's fat fetish and fart fetish.
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>>33371827
Just because foot fetish is less creepy than some other fetish doesn't mean it is not creepy at all. For example, diaperfags are creepy as fuck but at least they aren't gurofags
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fetishes are creepy. now shut the fuck up Sal.
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>>33371998
Don't bully Sal, that's my job.
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>>33371827
>>33371916
diaperfags, fartfags, and scatfags are interrelated and generally considered to be worse than feetfags, but all of them get dropped once even the suspicion arises.
/r9k/ loved to make huge shitfest about what's acceptable to "grills" and why it "doesn't make any sense".
there's a rumor about gurofags having fans with a feminine typing. gay or women? who knows.
I wouldn't put it above the sirens to tear apart a pony as a public display of power, but it wouldn't make anyone love them either, and they crave adoration.
>>33371998
the list of paraphilias is fucking long.
>>33372003
bullies, or cyber bullying, was, if we go into the subject of deviant sexual interests, their speciality. they loved to spam the chans of other fetishfags with illegal content for the "lulz" of it.
I wouldn't put it above the Dazzlings to go into cyber bullies.
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>>33371998
>>33372003
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>>33372329
You feel more naked when you're nude + shoes than just being nude
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Enough talk its sexy time!
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Not Sorry.
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>>33373203

Their cunning master plan fails when Dagi turns up naked.

"What? Its just more effective this way. Anyways here i am. Just me and the Analhilator 3000.
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>>33373259

Sirens laugh at your inferior culture and the weaklings it has spawned. Back in Equestria they ran around naked, mated with any male they could hold down, and killed subsirens for food or loot. And they're doing the same now. Like Themroc.
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>>33371541
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>>33371541
Underrated edit
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>>33365776
>>33365722

Ijiranaide Nagatoro-San/Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro-San
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>>33373742
Angry Adagio is so fucking cute.
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first ari of 2019. kinda rushed it and have been getting burned out lately.
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>>33375564
Cute. Also hope everything's okay.
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>>33375564
Why is it that you draw thick ass thighs
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>>33375681
Thick thighs save lives, my dude.
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Oh fuck, minus one tooth...
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>Dazzlings return home
>Adagio is roughed up and missing a front tooth
"Oh my god woman, what happened to your pretty face?"
>The other two girls reply in her stead, describing the situation with a lot of "like"s and "damn"s
>She got into a fight
>"So Dagi here was, like, "What are you, Moby Dick's big sister or something? You sure look the part." and I went all "Damn blubber got roasted! OOOOOOOH!" and Sonata was all "We don't need no water!". People went wild clapping and cheering. So the white whale got so mad that she decked Adagio right in the blowhole and broke a tooth. Adagio spat it out with some red and fucking freaked the fuck out like a shark that has smelled blood. She went absolute jap on the whale's hide until the staff separated them."
>Adagio seems satisfied with herself and gives you a gappy gri
"Ugh. Your smile is ruined."
>"Don't make a fuss, Nonny. Sirens shed their teeth all throughout their lives."
"You're not sirens anymore."
>"Wot."
>PANIC
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I'm not gonna lie, I was briefly worried about the bleeding.
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>>33376016
sick burn

>>33376026
what exactly happened
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https://i.imgur.com/apgbeb3.png
Enjoy
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Not Sorry.
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>>33376239
Still Not Sorry.
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https://i.imgur.com/xgPvoae.png
https://i.imgur.com/6Clj23V.png
Enjoy
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>>33376612
see
>>33376235
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>>33376612
under boob sonata is pretty amazing
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Can I get a any daxzle edit of this to inspire me to keep up with my new years resolution
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>>33377229

Your new years resolution is to be a chubby Japanese girl?
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>>33377229
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>>33377522
Nah it's so I can pretend I have a workout buddy to lose the weight with
>>33377617
Lol pretty good
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Oof, I woke up from the cold.

>It's snowing and cold as fuck outside
>Aria is secretly happy because has an excuse to cuddle with you
>She opens the door and lets the heat out while nobody is looking
>"I'm freezing like a penguin over here. I guess we have no choice but to hug eachother for warmth."
>She walks to the living room to find you between Sonata, Dagi, and the poof
>"Dammit!"

>>33377229
>>33377657
>Being lonely
>Not being ARMORY! ARMORY!
I'm a one-man army,
I'm a warring nation!


Here's a picture to keep you motivated.
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>>33377617
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Btw I found the pic with the disadvantages of big boobs I was talking about the other day. Get inspired, drawfags.
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>>33377712
Also just general back pain.
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I'd like to request an edit with Adagio on the left and Sunset on the right.
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>>33377712
I'm like half way through watching this show right now. What a weird coincidence.
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I'll make an appropriate edit later.
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>>33377777

Checked. For a moment there I thought you were talking about Build Fighters Try.
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>>33377777
>another get fucking wasted by normiefag general
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>>33377712
got inspired
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>>33377905
very cute
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>>33377905

Heh.
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>>33377905

Damn good work.
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>>33377905
this inspiration has inspired me to post this cat. Look at her, trying to nab a slice for herself
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>>33378935
What an asshole
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Flash Sentry is gonna pound Siren pootang.
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>>33369603
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>>33379056
Me taking the picture
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>>33379056
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>>33379066
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Not Sorry.
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Dazzlfy me captain!
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>>33378935
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>>33379269
Someone add Sonat's hair to that cat.
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>>33379072
Thread ruined
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>>33379225
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>We're finally getting a Space Marine toy
>It's a fucking funko pop

Would you buy Dazzling funkos?
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>>33379569
I hate funkos pops but I'd buy dazzle pops desu
anything for my girls
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>>33379595

I dunno mate. I'm a serial line crosser and I wouldn't cross that line. It's ugly, ugly crap that doesn't deserve the money or does the characters any measure of justice. Plus pops are something millennial basedmies buy.
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>>33379639
well like I said I don't like funkos as well but id buy them because I love our grills
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Are you really going to scroll pass without saying howdy
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>>33380747
Yes.
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>>33380797
Wow
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>>33380747
Howdy
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>>33381678
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Not Sorry.
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>>33381838
>>33381713
>>33381678
>>33381513
I love all these grumps
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>>33382162
who you callin' a grump?
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>>33382172
whoops lol
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My headcanon is that the Dazzlings at some point after FF approached Wallflower as friends, changed her a little and hooked her up with their secret servant, Anon. Then they slowly messed her up with his cooperation by cucking, manipulating and frustrating her for their sick pleasure.
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>>33382376
That be a nic green if someone actually wrote it lol
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>>33381847
Mayde, Analysis!
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>>33382943
its crap dont need a cook to tell you its shit
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>>33381847
Holy fuck choose a place where ears go and stick to it. Its not hard.
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>>33382951
Ah, but a cook can tell you how best to cook your food to keep it from tasting like shit. Also, I like seeing Mayde get mad at the artist. it's cathartic for me.
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>>33382963
fair enough, i do enjoy a good art thrashing
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Just getting one dig in before anything, the fucking pupil is like trying to escape the eye back that shit up. Square value work on a round surface. Just super easy simple fixes goes a long way.
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>The Dazzlings return with a vengeance.
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>>33382943
>>33382963
It's shit. I don't have time to analyze somebody's awful art for the 3rd time.
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>>33383046
Fine.
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>>33383046
Lol
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>>33381847
So is Adagio related to Cadance here? That's actually not a bad idea.
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>>33381872
Holy fuck that AJ arm.
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>>33384466
Noice
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Can I get a purple grump edit of this?
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>>33376612
>when all the boys are out
>which of course it's their doing
>the show who's the boss in the school
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Dropping some inspiration.
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>>33384748
Mods keeping our girls down
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>>33385570
What was deleted?
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It feels really weird going into threads about abhorrent fetishes and seeing people discussing them in a civil manner like they're normal everyday things.
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https://i.imgur.com/68AEXuN.png
https://i.imgur.com/HKHK2ob.png
https://i.imgur.com/RQq2XfF.png
https://i.imgur.com/6BUEvdP.png
Enjoy
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Not Sorry.
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If I could draw, I'd draw SoL stuff. For example Adagio taking a cigarette break at work, Aria looking for a gum she threw in the garbage but it fell on the mosaic floor instead, or Aria yelling at Sonata about leaving the toilet paper out of arm's reach only for Sonata to reply "Why don't you pull the broomstick out of your ass and reach for the paper with it?"
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Shit's dead sitewide. What are you burgers doing?
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>>33385986
Working you fag. You?
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>>33385785
I have a soft spot for lewd show edits
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>>33385990

Chilling until it's time to sleep. I'll play some vidya. For some reason I can't get Calimero's intro theme out of my head even though I haven't heard it in well over a decade.
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>>33385986
School has started back up and university is about to start for me next week
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>>33385596
It was one of the less lewd edits of these >>33385785
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>>33385239
Good luck finding anything above 6 and a guy with a strong enough heart to lift a 7 without burning hearts.
I fucking hate medical studies. Nobody believes me when I talk about facts.
How many degrees do the dazzlings have? Thousand years are a long time to get bored with.
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>>33385986
Normifying the Internet made it a lot less spectacular. You hop on, look at it, and get out.
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>>33386232
>tfw you can't find guys tall enough in your area
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>>33386375
sonata having a swipe left fest
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How about some fun facts? Gonna go out with the m8s later tonight, so how 'bout it?
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>>33386375

Go flirting irl then. How tall do you want them anyway?
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Jim Carrey had to learn CIA torture endurance techniques to go through the make-up process for The Grinch movie. That costume tho

If Bill Gates were to spend a million dollary-do's a day, it would take him 218 years to go broke.

Kids that lie tend to be more successful adults.

>When you find an anon that can draw 8"
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>>33386375
I was talking about dick size you water head.
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>>33386390
>thousand years
>sit around for hours which feel liek minutes
>sun sets
>"Boring..."
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Marquis de Favras, who upon reading his death sentence, said "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes."

A "False Awakening" is when you wake up in your dream, but you're still asleep

>>33386427
>Sonata, you know we were talking about dicks, right?
Oooohhh
>Tell me you weren't looking for actual elves, were you?
n-No
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Deleting a certain gene in mice can make them smarter by unlocking a mysterious region of the brain considered to be relatively inflexible.
Scientists at Emory University named this gene associated with memory and learning the "Homer Simpson Gene".

A day in April of 1930, the BBC reported, "There is no News." They then played piano music.
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>>33386439
Did you know 6 is pretty tall for a human male already? Anything above either has to be good genes or you need to check for a tumor in your head. That and you need to work out.
It'd not fat people who have big bones, it's tall people. Fat people have regular bones and both need to work out to not die prematurely.
The Dazzlings are "regularly" 5 and a couple of inches tall? What kind of subspecies are they?
Elves are miniscule little shits who eat your babies.
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>>33386467
>t. Dwarf poster
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In medieval times, it was common practice in the battlefield to not kill the soldiers with strong armor. They would instead capture them and hold them for ransom. They have to be really good warriors to have armor that good on them.

>>33386467
hmmmm, the dazzlers are sirens and of the average woman height. I also heard from a friend that height could maybe possibly be linked to the climate you live in.
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>>33386477
Midgets have my condolences. Genes for body size also encode for brain structure. Big people have big brains. Manlets need to work harder to be as smart as a regular person.
The eg girls aren't midgets but their heads need some really strong neck muscles to keep them up or even turn them.
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Clint Eastwood was offered the role for James bond following the departure of Sean Connery, but he turned it down. He believed that the spy should be played by an English actor.

>Big people have big brains. Manlets need to work harder to be as smart as a regular person.
That gave me a chuckle
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>>33386492
It does. I for the life of me confuse the names of the Germans who discovered this but it's currently really, really, really not progressive to talk about genetics. You can immediately distinguish between Caucasian and African skulls and instead of "thick" like Aleuts Caucasians build muscle.
My headcanon is they retain some aquatic features such as completely or near completely hairless skin or being able to switch your eye sight during diving like the islanders of the Pacifics do.
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My prof is a karate man and he's a grandpa. Grey hair, black belt, all wheeze but he can break the door to the shed.
1v1 him.
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Psychologists have found that people who doubt themselves too much end up engaging in excessive information processing which leads to procrastination and self-handicapping.

>>33386520
My CS professors run a jiu jitsu club and business, they can beat up your professor
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>>33386535
No your professor is a beet.
Ruminating is the non-neurochemical cause of depressions. Like overclocking in the Halo games your brain reqires and accepts relativity as the norm. Humans evolved to have something definitive to grasp.
I wish people who say everything's be relative to kill themselves.
'Dagio is a the boss but alphas don't need anything more than charisma.
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The reason why beans make you gassy is because of this shit sugar found in them. It's called oligosaccharide, and the body has a hard time trying to break it down. Once it gets to the small intestines, they produce excess gas.

In weeb culture, the land of the rising sun, the dream you have on the night of January 1st is believed to predict whether you will have a good or bad fortune in the coming year.

>tfw you dreamed about finding the 8" elves
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Humans only recently evolved to digest beans and lentils. Certain genetic defects still make them inedible or even poisonous.
Fun fact: in Japan you throw beans at vampires. Coincidence?
Tolkien's elves were based on his mythological studies. The world's mythology has this one trope: the "big guy" who descends from a previous race of giants is the king or some great teacher. Many ancient texts literally call kings "big guys".
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Crickets are 65%-70% protein whereas beef is only 17%-40% protein

After all the Mongolian tribes have united under one banner, Genghis Khan didn't want to do war anymore. He opened up trade and sent emissaries to Muhammed 2 of Khwarezm, but the Kwarezm Empire killed off the Mongolian party because they're still salty. This angered the Khan, so he destroyed the Empire in only 2 years.

>>33386559
B I G G L I M M

I might be heading out soon
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Lewd fact! Lewd fact!

>read
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

Measure from the pubic bone to the tippity top
>Avg. Flacid - 3"
>Avg. Hard - 5"

It's time, I am off
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>>33386516
>it's currently really, really, really not progressive to talk about genetics.

Screw that noise. People who aren't paying your bills can throw their weight at their goddamned grave. It's like the Middle Ages all over again.
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>>33362795
Which one has the most personality?
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>>33386603
thats about how big my willy is :)
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>>33387325
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Requesting Dazzle edit.
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>>33387333
>>33387325
This is bad and you should feel bad for posting it
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>>33386417
I wanna show sonata my pencil
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>>33386559
You're a big guy.
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>>33386603
What a sad Adagio Adagio is going to be.
>>33386608
I'm inclined to believe it's a problem. I heard of a woman student who wanted to become a surgeon and had to rerun the course because she claimed inside we're just as different outside; race isn't skindeep, it goes down to the bone marrow.
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>>33386613
So far Adagio, the orange one, has shown most personality. Sonata, the blue one, is "the worst" and is either fan faveoriteor hides something unscrupulous. The Aria, purple one, seems discontent with the orange one's choices.
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>>33386417
Why the fuck is dumb sonata so fucking cute.
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>>33387946
She isn't dumb. Are you dumb for not climbing a tree to save your life despite kids doing this for fun?
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>>33387932

Shit like this really makes me wish I could come to America and go on a free speech spree. Fucking human caricatures.

>>33387946

>Adagio and Aria have to leave you alone with Sonata who is dumb and exploitable
>Although she often frustrates them, she's still part of the pack and they look after her
>Aria threatens you with violence if you take advantage of her dumbs
>Adagio promises a treat when she returns if you're a good boy
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>It was damn cold
>So damn cold
>You had just been evicted from your apartment and it was in the middle of winter
>You had only a single sweatshirt to your name, and it wasn’t very good
>That and your last piece of food
>Your beef jerky
>You walked down a rather deserted street corner
>There a girl with a slightly bloody bandage over her right eye sat, a large blanket wrapped around her shoulders
>What was odd about her was her hair was a very crisp blue
>Not only that, it didn’t have the signs that it was some sort of dye
>She turned her one eye too you, holding out a cup
>”Please. Anything will help.”
>You looked at her arm
>It had long, strange markings on it, almost like runes
>You thought about it for a moment
>She did say anything would help
>One stick of jerky wouldn’t make much difference
>She clearly was having a worse time of it then you
>You reached into your pocket and pulled out a strip of jerky, placing it in her cup
>To your surprise, she gripped your arm with surprising force
>It felt like you were being held by a metal vice
>She whispered
>”Thank you. For this you shall be rewarded.”
>In a blinding flash of light and a puff of smoke, she was gone
>The force knocked you right on your back
>Was that an illusion? Were you seeing things?
>That’s when you noticed your arm
>It had the same strange markings the girl had
>Only they seem to subtly glow
>Something about it beckoned you, it was as if they were pointing you towards some place
>Not like you had much better to do at this point
>You followed what was essentially a gut feeling
>A left here
>A right here
>Down a highway
>Each path you took made your arm glow just a bit brighter
>It took you over an hour to reach your destination
>It was on the outskirts of the city, behind an old, abandoned car shop
>The place hadn’t been used in more than a decade
>The very brick used to keep it up was starting to crumble
>You looked around
>It was dead quiet
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>>33388140
>Not a sign of the strange girl or a clue to what had happened
>Maybe you were just imagining things
>Or maybe all the stress had finally gotten to you and you were going crazy
>You were just about to leave when you saw something interesting
>Near the drain pipe of the left side of the wall was a small chalk drawing
>It was similar to the runes that now ran up your right arm to your shoulder
>You kneeled down and touched it
>It began to glow green before opening into what looked like a mirror made of light
>Only there was no reflection, just darkness
“What the fuck is this?”
>You didn’t know what to make of it
>You reached out your arm and touched it
>It felt like water
>A portal of some kind?
>But that was crazy
>You pushed further beyond, eventually going straight through it
>You couldn’t believe what you were seeing
>It was like you had stepped into the ball room of a nice mansion
>Marble floors, a giant stair case with a red velvet carpet, a giant crystal chandelier that glowed a brilliant golden light
>On either side of the large marble railings were suits of armor
>In the center of the stair case was a large couch and on it, sat the girl with bandage over her eye
>”Was wondering when you’d show up. You got lucky. All the others got mauled before they got here.”
“What? Mauled? By what? What is this? What are you?”
>”So many questions, so many questions. I don’t really feel like answering them all, so I’ll keep it brief. My name is Sonata Dusk. I’m what you humans would call a Witch.”
“A witch? That’s impossible. Magic doesn’t exist!”
>”I’d love to see your science explain this little palace I got here.”
“I don’t understand. What in the world is going on?”
>”See those marks on your arm? I made you my successor.”
“You’re what?”
>“I’ve been looking for an apprentice and saw potential in you. And you were so kind as to give me this jerky.”
>She took out a piece and ate it
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>>33388142
>”I’ll lay it out straight. Be my successor and you will have anything you want in this life. Need money?”
>She snapped her fingers and in your hands appeared a 100 dollar note
>”Need food?”
>She clicked her fingers again and a huge basket of food landed in front of you
>”I can even give you life and youth everlasting. However, I can only do it if you consent to a contract.”
“What kind of contract?”
>”It’s simple really. I only require two things of you: to help me rescue my two sisters and… well the second part will come in time.”
“How do you expect me to agree to that?"
>”I’ll put it in a roundabout way. To take my mantle as witch.”
>You knew that probably came with a whole host of unforeseeable consequences
>But you hadn’t much choice at this point
>It was either this or die on cold winter street
”I agree to your terms.”
>In a blink of an eye she was two feet in front of you
>”We must shake on it.”
>Her hand lit with a blue fire
>You shook her hand and the fire traveled up both your arms before vanishing
>”It’s settled then. I shall teach you everything I know and when you complete my conditions, all I have shall then be yours.”
“You said you could give me life everlasting right?”
>”Ohhhh~? Going for immortality right out of the gate, are we? Yes, I can teach you. Not now however. There’s much I must teach you before we jump into such a complex ritual.”
“What first then?”
>”First things first. We must awaken your potential. Then we’ll go kill that bothersome Relic.”
“Relic?”
>”Oh, did I forgot to mention? We witches act as monster hunters. There are horrible, terrifying creatures just beyond our reality. Most stay where they are, however some manage to find their way here. It is our job to kill them.”
>She smiled
>”I’m surprised. You are taking to this remarkably quickly.
“Well you did make a 100 dollar note and a large basket of fruit appear in front of me with the snap of your fingers. Kind of hard to ignore evidence like that.”
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>>33386603
my penis is like 96 inches long
btw i'm also a girl
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>>33388147
This is good so far.
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>"Hey there big guy. Nice reproductory gland you've got there."
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>>33388209
well, nothing can compete with futas except with other futas.
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>>33388499
God i love poofy
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>>33388209
8 feet is unhealthy.
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>>33388923
Fun fact: dick saize and masculine appearance have direct correlation. The less you look like a "real man" the smaller is your dick.
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>>33389032
for you ;)
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>>33389036
but i've seen plenty of those skinny soibois that have huge dicks?
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>>33389073
>i've seen plenty of those skinny soibois that have huge dicks
come on dude
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>>33389095
i have though? 4chinners love to post twinks with huge dicks now and then on unrelated boards
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>tfw you have a fangs "fetish" because you yourself have fangs
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>>33389210
Fangs are cute!
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>>33389095

Mayde, my patience is being tested on another board. Tell me something good in your nice voice.
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>>33389219
t. minami
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Screw it, I'm going for the ban.
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>>33389318
Dude no why? Seriously.
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>>33389264
>>33389318
?
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>>33364923
t. actual faggot
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>>33389318
If I had a mic, I fun fact anon can give you some sweet melodies.
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I just read LaP's A Dazzling Pack. Is there anything else like that, with Anon x all the Dazzlings? I'd even be willing to stoop to going to FiMFiction
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Not Sorry.
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https://i.imgur.com/Q6pfmx5.png
Enjoy
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>>33389386

I unironically like Mayde's voice. I'd listen to Mayde-narrated audiobooks. Preferably the Phule's Company series or a few Terry Pratchet books. Maybe Yurop! Hillary's Invasion.
You can use your phone's record function. Sometimes when I hear music in my sleep, I mumble bits to my phone when I wake up. Also I have myself recorded singing a few songs but I sound crap because I try to immitate the singer most of the time and I can't sing out loud where I live.
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>>33389706

What?
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>>33389686
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XOSwGzykx1
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>>33389839

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb6_3qMBs70
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>>33389839
very sexy
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>>33389578
I usually don't enjoy it when they serve dinner and dessert on the same plate, but in this case...
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NRRSGcrpfi
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>>33390422
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NRRSGcrpfi
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>>33390482
Sal's drunk again.
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>>33390497

Lot of anger today, but also hope, hype and free time. I am too pumped to sleep even though I'm sleepy. I'll have to wake up in a few hours.
I tend to try and mimic the singer's voice unintentionallly. I thought I had myself singing Nights in White Satin and Painkiller, but I can't find them.
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>>33390578
It's okay Sal, we still love you, you kookie bastard
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If I could draw, I'd draw Adagio having half-consensual sex with anon, holding the unwilling guy down and telling him "Look at me". She'd be the consenting half while he'd be sweating and looking away with an uneasy expression on his face.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GsLzNqGiQM
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>>33390605
Go to sleep sal
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>>33391064
Enjoy your vacation, Anon.
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Not Sorry.
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>>33384466
Very nice
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>>33391064
Hentai is gay and you're a faggot.
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>>33391431

What was it?
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>>33362798
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>Need dentist ASAP
>Dentists closed for the weekend

¡FUCK!
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Just dazzle my shit up senpai
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>>33388499
Thanks, it’s new
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>>33391636
The typical two-woman-restrain-a-mediocre-looking-man-and-the-third-starts-sucking-his-dick shit.
>>33391820
That's gay.
>>33391822
>posting a boner
And that's even gayer, you newfag faggot.
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>>33392271
wrong pic
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Dazzle edit pls
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Who needs magic? Look at 'em run!
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>>33393004
Oh wow
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>>33392438
Seconding this request.
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Not Sorry.
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>>33393134
you should be
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No ban, but a warning.
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>>33386559

You're supposed to throw the beans down so that the Adrian Monks of the Night will busy themselves with counting the beans while you run away. The japanese generally deal with monsters (yokai) by outsmarting them.
For example there the the Kapas. Anthro turtles who fuck sit up like savage niggers, drown kids for fun, and can steal your soul through your asshole (not making this shit up). Kapas have a "plate" on the top of their heads that must be kept moist, otherwise they will become weak and die. When confronting a Kapa, you're supposed to bow deeply so that it will bow too and spill it's water.

Another yokai is a girl wearing a hospital mask. She wanders the streets, asking people if she's pretty. If they say no, she leaves them alone and murders them later that day. If they say yes, she pulls down the mask, revealing slashed cheeks and knifelike dentures. She asks them if they still think she's pretty and kills them on the spot regardless of answer. To survive the encounter, you are supposed to say something confusing and walk away while she's baffled.
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Her name is kuchisake onna.

>You walk around the dark streets of Japan
>A kuchisake onna approaches you
>"Am I pretty?"
>You don't reply, inviting her back home instead
>She keeps asking but you don't reply
>Finally, you reach your place
>You sit with her on the couch and you show her some of your favourite metal bands with their grotesque maskots or costumes
>Then you show her you creepy monster porn, making her uneasy
>"Why are you showing me this?"
>You put an arm around her shoulders
"You're gonna get raped."

Btw the japanese have their own version of creepy campfire storytime. They gather in a candlelight place and start telling creepy stories. Every time someone tells a story, they blow out a candle. This continues until there's only one candle left and people are too unnerved to blow it out because something monstrous is supposed to appear if you do.
There's a perplexing part in the 4th episode of Tenamonya Voyagers when the girls say odd stuff while holding candles in the dark and blowing them out. In the end they comment with mild disappointment that nothing happened. They were playing this jap scary story game/ritual.
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>>33393691
>ywn have scary story time with the dazzlers
>They sit there unimpressed by everyone's attempts to scare them
>When it's their turn, they scare the literal socks off of everyone
>They were just reciting their past experiences as sirens back in the day
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>>33393907
>>>/co/105260530
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>>33394294
Dazzle should always be on page one >:(
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>>33394588
we have to get mayde to become one of the scruffys. That way he can sticky the thread
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>>33394624
Yea for real
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>>33394624
>we have to get mayde to become one of the scruffys
uhhh nah. i dont spend that much of my time on 4chan anymore actually. im either working, or on Twitter
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>>33394719
Lame
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>>33394728
no u
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>>33394741
Be sure and visit us some times rockstar
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>>33394719
>Red dot is not actually mounted on a rail.
It's like you want to miss your mouth or something.
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Here's a template thing from /co/.
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>>33393979
What about the nerds ?
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If I could draw, I'd draw chibi Sunnies like Irda, sexy Dagies like Ponut, and kinda wholesome sex scenes like Nayaa.
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>>33396911
Me too, Sal, me too.
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>>33396911
>If I could draw
Might as well start a "If I could draw" thread at this point
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>>33396946

What for? We kinda need the bumps and an idea is better than just "bump". Plus I've been banned for bumpposting in the past. Not that I ever learn, just saying that mods suck cock.

>>33396933

Among other stuff I'd draw a hoovesfag pointing at a few equestria girls with Barbatos among them and calling them barbieshit.
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>>33396975
Sal, why don't you just fucking practice instead.
https://line-of-action.com/practice-tools/figure-drawing/
Like I understand these are vague requests you that want, so why not just make it a fucking request my nigga
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>>33396991

Nah, I'm practicing. 3D. When I say"if I could draw" it's just ideas, not requests. If someone does them then alright. When I want to see something, I straight up request it in vain. I even try to fish people in other boards.
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Not Sorry.
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https://i.imgur.com/81T9zpX.png
Enjoy
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https://i.imgur.com/NOhBpeD.jpg
Enjoy
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>>33397051
are you ever sorry?
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>>33397061
Adagio looks like she's going bowling
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>>33397061
>Button up and Jeans

>>33397154
She's going out with her hubby on sunday
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>>33397061
That right nipple is off.
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>>33397876
Your right or my right?
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Adagio is a cat lady. She already has 20 cats.
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Enjoy
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>>33397923
Very cute
>>33397923
Very not cute
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>>33397871
>You will never take your favorite dazzle bowling
Y live
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>>33397068
I didn't. Cut dicks are tinies.
t. the medical motherfucker who knows the receptors are damaged so the estrogen makes it smaller
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>>33398649
You live to see the day when people are going to get lynched for using single letters for short words.
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>>33398649

To win.
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Semester started
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Not Sorry.
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>>33401398
Alright everyone, Sonat's sleeping so keep it down.
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>>33401494
...
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>>33401553
Well fuck! Now you've gone and woken up the blue slut!
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>>33401494
Stop shilling your gay ded thread. Besides the Dazzles are sisters not gay lovers despite all the dumb fan art
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>>33401611
Oops I meant to reply to this >>33401553
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>>33401611
I'm not shilling the dikeshit faglord!
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>>33401624
Lies>>33401624
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>>33401656
It's been a rough monday
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>>33401899
The struggles
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>>33401899
at least tomorrow's tuesday
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>>33402011
You think Aria would give me a bite if I asked nicely
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>>33402028
>You ask her for some of Aria's burger
>she takes a huge bite
>Chews it up
>Spits it on the ground
>"You wanted a bite? then eat up, nerd."
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>>33402032
Wow grump a simple no would have been fine
BAKA
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>>33401899

What happened?

>>33402027

Fuck tuesdays.
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>>33402352
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Still Not Sorry.
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>>33401611
>sisters
Prooves.
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>>33402880
>women calling her best friends sisters
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>>33402887
listen here you stupid retard

why would a writer use the word sister if they weren't actually sisters?
Sounds like bad writing to me.
Also have you ever seen girls that call each other sister outside the fucking disney channel.
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>>33402900
>he's never been around blacks
Also
>implying the Dazzlings are black
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>>33402933
someone say chocolate?!
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Girls call their friends cousins and sisters every now and then. It's not even an american thing.
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>>33402958
please refer to this >>33402900
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>>33402969

What, >>33402900 wasn't being sarcastic then?
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New Bread
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