"I am being Fluttershy. I lovingly embrace your warm body, cuddling in bed on this cold winter night." "I am being Twilight. I am dutifully preparing hot chocolate for you in the kitchen.""I am being Rainbow Dash. I am pretending to be cutely asleep while snuggled up in your lap, my slow breaths claiming you and making you relaxed.""I am being your herd, Anon."Thingpone thread.
You don'tFuckThe Thing.You burn it.
>>33319171>"Fluttershy, your voice sounds so odd. Is something the matter?""Oh, I just have touch of a cold," squeaked the yellow pegasus adding a cough at the end to prove the point.>"But Fluttershy, What big ears you have," said Anon as he edged closer."The better to hear you with my dear.">"But Fluttershy, so many eyes you have.""The better to see you with, my dear," replied the Pony.>"But Fluttershy! So many tentacles you have!" said Anon his voice quivering slightly."The better to assimilate you with, my dear" roared the thing as it leapt towards him.>Almost too late, Anon realized that the pony in front of him was not Fluttershy, but rather a horrifying monster from outer space.
>>33320935>And it wants to assimilate all organic life it can reach>But the abomination has taking a liking to you, for some damn reason
>>33319171Thats my favourite fanfic ever desu makes sense its good since it was written by an actual sci-fi author.
>>33321223What fanfic exactly?
>>33319171>thingfags>urrrr i dont care if all equestria gets assimilated atleast i got muh deick wet xdd
>>33321314This one, their is also a reading if thats your thing.http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
>>33321223A man of good taste.
>>33321319The thing only wants you to feel good.
>>33319171This threas is the best THING ever :v
What's this thread about? Who's that cutie
This thread needs a proper OST.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJyEUytAr8
>>33325838Can i fuck it?
>>33326121You probably going to die a horrible death, but yes.
>>33326121If you want your dick to be assimilated into the Thing organism, then yes.If you have seen The Thing original movie, then you understand why that is a no.
If the thing could be your ticket to Equestria, what what you do to persuade it? The thing as seen in the movies.
>>33329365There is only one way of persuading the thing - fucking burning it.
>>33330258Stop being a Thingophobe, you fucking bigot
>>33330373Its going to murder you in a horrific way, so there is some reason to have a phobia of thing.
>>33330437Oh shut up, you probably won't even realize you've been assimilated. Norris, for example didn't
>>33330462I still would rather not.
>>33330525>would>Implying you'ven't been assimilated already
>>33330535I really like how its cute and horrifying at the same time.
SPOILER: Everyone posting in this thread has already been assimilated.Yes, even you, MacReady.
>>33330535So is that pony like dead now?
>>33331018Depends on what Thing decides too do with her brain.
>>33325857This is our OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS1ZWFbsaug
>>33331018It looks like she is still alive on picture, but will die soon.
What is happening here guys, I don't understand anything.
>>33332282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ftmr17M-a4welcome to the squad
I would happily risk individuality to fuck thing pone.
https://discord.gg/hvfTYyAStrange waifu discord.
>>33319171I think I like Thingpone now.
>>33336359what the fuck
>>33319171Bitch, just be yourself. Damn. Get your own identity. They ain't expensive.
>>33336502It rather will have yours for free.
>>33336502Pls don't be rude to thingpone.
>>33339979Yeah, she might eat you.
>>33340315imagine having a thingpone hoodie
>>33341305>Thingpone lets you wear it like an Equestrian version of Venomcomfy af
I miss le chat tombe de la fenetre
>>33342207What happened to him?
>>33342571some say he still lurks, waiting to bless us with his irreverent and impolite frenchie mannerisms
>>33343002>hardcore Anon is up for any shit
I would a thingpone if it didn't assimilate any innocents.
>>33333469uh yeah thats a big no fampai, im gonna leave this thread now, kbai
>>33333469See the problem with that screencap is what happens when you die? Does Thingpone decide to leave Equestria unharmed if you abide by its conditions your whole life? Or does it go rogue and you'd better have a dead man's switch set up to warn everyone before you croak? Or would she make you immortal?
Old Thingpone stories http://pastebin.com/u/WriteLurker (16 part story)http://pastebin.com/u/chucklefarts (Every story he wrote was thingpone related)http://pastebin.com/u/Short_Thing http://pastebin.com/u/Wolwritefagginghttps://pastebin.com/FmUyM7mAhttp://pastebin.com/QXHAbARLhttp://pastebin.com/VvhuNG7d http://pastebin.com/junHBUSchttp://pastebin.com/pDWFuR7J
>>33343168>Every story he wrote was thingpone relatedSo I've only finished one of those stories. Which one of those stories do you think I should continue? (I need some of that good old peer pressure to get my off my ass)
>>33343086Seriously though, what did he expect?
>>33343870I never actually read his stories. Not a fan of reading non-greentext stories on 4chan. I just know that he only wrote about thingpone.
>>33344426nah, I'm the one who wrote them but I only completed writing one of them. I'm wondering which one people want me to work on
>>33344452>>33344452I don't think anyone here was around when you wrote your stories. If I were you I'd just write a short one-shot to see if people are still interested. I'll also write a little something if people still give a shit about thingpone.
>>33343168>applejack was brutally killed and a clone replaced her like nothing happened... It gives me the chills
>>33346315>anon preferring nohooves to a pony This comic is heresy
>>33346315>Fag try to insert his gay shit into something he neither like or understandI hate fags already, you don't need to go out of your way to make me hate cock sucker more then I already do.
>>33347181>getting this mad about a memeIt's ok stormycakes, you can relax here
>>33319171http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/Sympathy for The ThingAs long as you promise not to commune me until I'm ready.
>>33347181Which one are you saying neither likes nor understands?Is it anon the character who is playing video games while showing no fear and great familiarity with the thingor anon the writer who willingly chose to make media featuring the thing in a positive light?Sorry, I'm just not seeing this "lack of like" that you point out.
>>33348359He think he's probably angry about futa, since he has no concept of feminine penis to comfort him.
>>33348359>>33348381seems like I touched a nerv there>Look childrens, I made shitty drawings of your favorite characters>Now I'll make them fags with tits and dicks.>Dicks yummm, let's dich all that pony crap and just put DICKS with nice human shapes on them.>They are your favorite characters after all.You don't give a shit about any of what this fandom might be about don't you, you just like preaching your gay shit and spread your retarded fart tier fetishes like a true fucking faggot, Admit it.
>>33349260Shoo, scuttle off back to wherever you're from
>>33349260>the thing is one of the de facto favorite characters of /mlp/what?>ponies don't have dickswhat?>ponifications of things not canon to equestria constitutes "diching all that pony crap"what?>things which could reasonably shape shift (like changlings) are not allowed to shift into a human shape in any contextwhat?In short, what?>I was talking about a lack of like of mlpfim, not a lack of like of the thingoh. Yeah, no, that still doesn't follow. >seems like I touched a nerv thereyou only think you touched a nerv because you were trying to touch a nerv, which is why you posted a representative middle finger.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_biasread up, it's a good thing to know about
Thing pone huh ? I feel like making a quest style thread about Equestrian military spec-ops containing the threat of 'the thing' as I crank up all the horror and abilities of 'the thing' to 11. A feeling of dread equivalent to 'impossible difficulty' as term of setting. The thing pone holding no punches, going all out in term of strategy and brutality while still doing spec-ops infiltration to the capital of the player trying to infiltrate and infect the upper ladder of the organization. Just brain storming for now, ideas ?
>>33349410>Tip toeing this fucking hard to avoid the fact that you make gay shit first and mlp content secondFucking kill yourself cancer, you're either too low IQ to be alive or too hypocrite to keep a simple conversation going.
>>33349436I mean look at the 3 last panel of this shit >>33346315It stop being poner, it stop being Thing and it's start asking for dicks ... twist it all you want this is speaking for itself.
>>33349436When did I even get involved here as a producer? I've produced zero sexual content for the mlp fandom.
>>33349436Sounds like another closet fag going all homophobic to hide the gay from himself.I'll bet you really want to suck my dick right now.
>>33329365Explain that memes are the DNA of a soul.
>>33349550You know you're probably right, I thought he was just a /pol/fag, but there's no reason he can't be both
>>33349898Are memes a mental / idea form of assimilation?
>>33350116memes are method to adapt to environment faster than genes allow, so in a sense yes. But to consume memes one must live in a society.
>>33349550>Everyone who oppose fag from forcing their faggy shit to other people are fag themselvesYou can be a shameless piece of shit with no self respect all you want, I don't care on any and all measures imaginable.When you start to force your retarded and disgusting crap where it shouldn't be that's where you cross a line fag, that's where people start hating you and whatever shit that motivate you.Kill yourself and take your gay low IQ and hypocrite narrative with you to the grave, nobody will miss it.
>>33350387>shamelessness and a lack of self respect go hand in hand>shame and self respect go hand in handthis is your tellif you think that the difference between you and a fag is a lack of shame, you must therefore be ashamed of something and the choice to act on that shame is what you call self respect, which prevents you from being a fag.I'm not even sure you're gay, but your argumentation certainly suggests it. Might wanna reword or rethink that>where it shouldn't beoh, it shouldn't, huh? You're going to claim that, are you? Just gonna say that the domain of horrid flesh things contrived into pony form copied wholesale from a cartoon isn't the place for a dick? Really now? Tell me then, if fantasy knock-offs of a fantasy fiction aren't appropriate for fantasizing, what is?
>>33350425>if you think that the difference between you and a fag is a lack of shame>you must therefore be ashamed of something You make no damn sense, how would I be ashamed of something I neither approuve or take part of.I'll put that on low communication skills from everyone involved or a weak attempt to twist something that don't exists.All this conversation told me is that you have no conception what so ever of decency and you live your life like an animal while trying to drag people to your level.>oh, it shouldn't, huh?You have an entire board just for you to post this kind of shit >>/lgbt/ ,1 lesbian general, one homohorse general and you STILL feel the need to post outside all of these, for god knows what fucking reason.
I'm not sure, do you think it's /pol/, closeted gay panic, or both? This is an awful big deal to make over one joke, so there's no way this isn't some deeper issue.
>>33350532It's just Fagfag. He shows up in a couple generals and spams them to death if someone even implies that something gay happened. Best to just ignore him, like any other low-effort autist.
>>33350547I chose to wish him many futanari hard-ons.
>>33350547That's sorta disappointing, though I do love those one man social crusaders, the more demented the better.
>>33350555>checkedAgreed, they are immensely entertaining.
>>33350547>He's just an evil oppressormkay, I doubt there's only one guy sick of seeing meme fetishes being spammed to their favorite stuff, but whatever.>>33350532>This is an awful big deal to make over one joketo be completely honest the big deal is not into the fetish itself, altho it does bare some weight, it's more the fact that it jumped from Thing pone, to complete human Thing, now that is the bulk of the big deal.if the last 2 panels would have shown Anon says "Could you add hooves", "Ya know satyr style"Now that would have been actually quite funny.
Alright, I stayed out of the last thread, but you people fucking disgust me. You don't talk to the Thing. You don't touch the Thing. You don't FUCK the Thing.You do only one thing. You BURN it.No compromises, no weakness, no hesitation, no uncertainty. The Thing represents the end of life, civilization and, possibly, the galaxy. We don't know where it came from or why; we only know what it does and what it wants, and it will ever treat you as anything more than a meal.This isn't about waifus, this isn't about subverting human ignorance and finding love in something strange, IT IS THE THING. The struggle against something so utterly and terrifyingly inhuman and alien. Burning it is the only acceptable answer.You don't even know what it truly is thinking. How can you trust a shapeshifter? You can't. It will always be planning something. Always be plotting. All it desires is assimilation and it will manipulate the emotions of those around it to get what it wants. You DON'T. FUCK. THE THING.So, you're in Equestria, suddenly Thingpone, what do?THE ANSWER IS YOU FUCKING BURN IT.Anything other than that and you get what you deserve when it shoots a tentacle down your throat and tears it out while raping your spine and eyeballs.
Enjoy your alien STDs.
new years bump
>>33328196Why did this monster cut her dangle bangles? They were so adorable and now she just has some average horse hair.
>>33356551>expecting Thing to have a static appearance
Strange waifu fags pls go
I read these stories with this in the backgroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpMre7UTZQIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OGfRpZT6bs
>>33360277Double qt's for the double 7's, how lucky.
Imagine the fucking smell. Absolutely not.Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAoONl2P8fw
>>33364394the creature can alter it's body to fit any task, right? If it wants you to like the way it smells, couldn't it just recycle it's skin to overproduce on pheromone generation, redirect all waste material on it's skin to it's waste systems, and add some basic skin oils. It could do that, right? Just decide to put you in a aroused haze?
>>33343002Shit, what cartoon is this from originally? Is this Danny Phantom?>>33364406Yeah, but again, it's stated the thing loses it's form a bit during sex "growing teeth, twisted limbs"
>>33364720american dragon jake longoh, the smell during sex specifically. I thought you meant the smell in general, what with the lack of a concept of why it should bathe.
>>33364723It bathes because it's trying to attract (You)
>>33364730Excuse me, Thing identifies as a she. Get it right.
>>33364742"It" actually applies to all humans, regardless of gender. It is you who is incorrect (as an example sentence).
>>33364742>"Bitch, did you just assume my gender?">Thingpone sprouts a massive, throbbing cock.>"I have half a mind to anally rape you and teach you a lesson!"
>>33364749Being this much of a cancer is horrible anon, I think you should concider suicide.
>>33365820Join the Thingpone hivemind. Accept your role as Thing's mind slave. Who knows, maybe she'll treat you nice and you'll get the bonus of biological immortality and shape-shifting abilities.
>>33365850>Thingpone likes you so much she absorbs and keeps you as a seperate Tulpa-like entity so you're always together.Oddly heart warming, especially if she did it slowly enough you didn't even realize until you notice you haven't shaved or cut your hair in months.
I want to have sexual relations with the cosmic abomination in question.
This really things my pone
>>33375651That last one reminds me of that opening scene in parasyte.
>>33319171She a cutie
>>33378610Cute!I totally want someone to draw Thingpone surrounding a somewhat nervous and almost pan-icy Anon with her shifting flesh singing the song "I'd stop the world and melt with you!" She would literally melt with you and it would be magical and romantic.
>>33378610HHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGThis is so freaking adorable. Good work anon.
>>33378610>Thing pone will never replace your organs as they fail over your countless life times together making you immortal, stronger, and faster.
This thing terrifies me...Please Continue.
>>33380002Why be scared? She's just a kind and loveable flesh hivemind.
i've just watched the thing, and i would not fuck that 0/10but poni, ponething is 10/10 cutie
>Thingpone will never assimilate me and forcibly turn me into different animals every day just to display her dominancewhy even live?
>>33382887Ok now that's a new one I very much like this
>>33383717>she keeps playing with your level of hormones, giving you brief flashes of sapience before plunging you back into animalistic state.
>I'd ever hurt another mare to get what I wanted.
>You deserve to be put under the sword for having these thoughts of harming a mare
>>33350425>>33350532>Hmm, how do I make people like gays?>I know, I'll force my fetish into everything they like!>Omgee, do you not like gay people why do you care what two adults do in the bedroom??
>>33319171A little thing i did in class, I'm just in love with this pony!
>>33384757Uhm, Thing? What are you planning on doing with your, er, biomass?
Made this, like, 11 days ago, but forgot to actually upload it.https://i.imgur.com/L0HMfNR.png>>33384757>>33386310Oh no, you killed Thingpone, how could you?Cute pic is cute though. Did you draw that on a desk or something?
Anyone got some cozy Thingpone vore?
>>33387288Write lurker wrote some vore in the first chapter or so: http://pastebin.com/u/WriteLurkerI might write some soon in How to Train Your Alien: https://pastebin.com/u/chucklefartsI usually don't like vore but when I do, it's Thingpone.
>>33386714that's adorable and also...>sexyI was thinking of making clop of thingpone as well, and yes, I drew it in a desk (I like that little head in her hindleg, watching you as you pound her)
>>33386714Her clit sucks backEnd up in a sloppy makeout session with Thingpone's nethers
>9it's like you guys DON'T want to be assimilated
>>33387134>>33389452Ayy, thanks famalams.>>33391694Oh god yes. TopKek.>>33389416>was thinking of making clop of thingpone as wellYes, you should definitely do that. I'm pretty sure it would look pretty cute in your style.>and yes, I drew it in a deskThat's quite impressive for a desk sketch, but maybe you should steer clear of desk sketches if you intend on doing thingpone lewds.
>>33394266Thanks!Here's a thing I made in English class
>>33398900Hi anooon! You lookin good today
>>33398900You suppose to study on your class, you know?
>>33398915Im b2 im bored af
>>33398900>>33398907awwww, she's so cute!!!
>thingpone somehow goes through the mirror>but instead of remaining the thing she becomes EqGestian>will you hug her?
>>33398900Yus...yus this is top adorbs.>thingpone will never make you tea first thing in the morningWhy live?
>>33319171Could this be the ultimate Thing experience? I just kept thinking about thingpone, it's very alike https://youtu.be/vDD8s1WvxDMI know it's in Spanish, but i haven't found anything in English.
>>33364749That somewhat reminds me of a green I wrote long ago