There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."stronk waifu will bear you many stronk foals" editionOld thread >>33225267Stories by Tsar Anon: https://pastebin.com/BnjZqwM3 Stories by DGCT: https://pastebin.com/u/dontgooglecrotchtitsMinty's Careful Steps: https://pastebin.com/P2aD5GVa A Heart Longs for Another: https://pastebin.com/11TXCVXJ Muted Heartbeat: https://pastebin.com/TPH2m6cU The Sun Where You Belong: https://pastebin.com/WRUW1xQu The Taming of the Harsh: https://pastebin.com/pVk0yjP7 The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://pastebin.com/TJELn7vt The Broken Carousel (Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://pastebin.com/LvSPqhwG The Broken Carousel (Part 2): https://pastebin.com/TBUr6F5f Quest for the Forbidden Lover: https://pastebin.com/SRTzXyLm Moon Dancer’s Hope Chest: https://pastebin.com/BFbyEcBg Mate Retrieval Expedition: https://pastebin.com/U72A3jGU Untitled /nmp/ green by Cosmic: https://pastebin.com/Xytb3xMC Stories by Trandhal: https://pastebin.com/u/trandhalThis Heart That Fears: https://pastebin.com/0b7L24Ln Violet Memory: https://pastebin.com/e9Ec1vd1 Tsukumogami:https://pastebin.com/WPw3dNdP Express Ticket to Tartarushttps://pastebin.com/KLNWHDkz Low Self-Esteem Applejackhttps://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0All I want from christmashttps://pastebin.com/XHH5UPCNShape Your Homehttps://pastebin.com/XMi6VhS5A collection of miscellaneous greens since the first thread.https://pastebin.com/0JMPM6F8
First for best free bag of apples.
Pretty sure now that Boston Dynamics is working on robots-pony waifus.https://youtu.be/kHBcVlqpvZ8
>>33259484Soon my friend
>>33259523Hey... that's pretty good.
Reminder that wasteland mares are most in need of love
>>33259572Reminder their writefag took a long walk in the Mojave.
>>33259572shame they're all dykes
>>33259484I have hope; hopefully, that won't be my undoing.
>>33259610Pegasi are so precious.>Ywn cuddle on your cloud collection.
>>33259572The interface reminds me of WordPerfect or WordStar. Damn I feel old.>>33259610D'awww>>33259613Yes they are.
>>33259613wtf i love oc's
>>33259613Clouds are comfy
>>33259613Pegasus mares are my top favorite mares.
are there any stories with bug waifu?
>>33259676Changelings are thots.
>>33259742Where do roasties go when they die?They don't go to equestria, where the pegasi flyGo to a lake of betas and liesSee em again till the forth of july
>>33259572and whiskey. You don't forget the whiskey. Especially when you see the trouble comin.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujrDTQ1mq78
>>33259805Excluding a few diehard clam crushers, wasteland mares are only gay because stallions are so few and far between, qith the ones bled off into raider clans, caught by slavers, and generally getting killed constantly, what's a mare to do when the only stallion within a hundred miles is six hooves under the ground?
>>33259782She should'veBeen a mareShe should'veBeen a mare
CONGRATULATIONS!You're finally going to Equestria to be with your mare!There's just one small fly in the ointment...
>>33259441>There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.THAT'S NOT WHAT THE GODDAMN STATE OF WISCONSIN SAID. FIVE YEARS probationMONTHLY shrink visitsANKLE monitorsFINES of $2,500RESTRAINING ordersALL BECAUSE a guy gets caught trying to wink back at a mare with his cock!MAN WAS MEANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS. IT IS IN THE BIBLE.
>>33260081>No massive crotchtitsEverything is ruined
>>33260084>IT IS IN THE BIBLE.cite chapter and verse or else it's bullshit, faggot.
>>33260090I can point you to the opposite of Wisconsinfag's claimLeviticus 18:23;>Nor shall you mate with any animal, to defile yourself with it. Nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it. It is perversion.
>>33260115Good thing mares qualify as "people", in that they have personhood.
>>33260115This.God will scorch your ass for screwing an actual dumbass animal.
>>33260090Book of Hearts 21:5 “The union of man and their betrothed mare in flesh is the only wholesome union”
>>33260090There is NOTHING WRONG with having sex with a HORSE. NOBODY gets hurt from it and it is NATURAL. Just because you're too much of a sissy nanny to do it doesn't mean that others don't have the balls! Balls which are deep in a mare's hoo-hah!
>>33260120so appulfags are screwed then?
>>33260120>God will scorch your ass for screwing an actual dumbass animal.God isn't real.Have a nice night.
>>33260132son I will beat your ass
>>33260134>Celestia isnt realFuck you fucking excuse of a fucking human fucker, you little fuck just fucking had to fucking remind me. Fuck you.
>>33260115>I can point you to the opposite of Wisconsinfag's claim>Leviticus 18:23;Your bullshit is stinking up this thread, Reverend Dickface.
>>33260115>Leviticus 18:23;IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!
>>33260081What's the problem? I wouldn't want to lewd my waifu anyway.
>>33260134Your waifu isn't real.
>>33260176>IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!No it's not.
>>33260176It's actually the correct chapter/verse.
>>33260180>>33260184Simpsons reference.Please leave the thread out of shame now.You have ten seconds to comply.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiNRdsgFjMY
>>33260188>Caring about whether or not people get references to a show that died 20 years ago
>>33260199It's still on the air, numbnuts. Still around and still there.Much like your virginity.
>>33260206>It's still on the air, numbnuts.New episodes can't revive a show that stopped being good years ago.
>>33260206>implying virginity is a bad thingleave
>>33260213>New episodes can't revive a show that stopped being good years ago.Yea, I know what you mean.
>>33260220>season 1 was seven years ago
>>33260238>Season 1 of The Simpsons was 29 years ago
>>33260256Who gives a fuck about the Simpsons though.
>>33260264>Who gives a fuck about the Simpsons though.>>33260206>>33260188>>33260176This guy, apparently
>>33260081>endless cuddles and kissing>soft and warmStill better than 3d
>>33260272And who is he?
>>33260275Don't forget the most important thing, anon>loves (you)
>>33260295To be desu with you, sex is optional. All I want is a mare who likes to snuggle. I'd like to know what it's like to share a bed with someone and feel a foreign warmth.
>>33260134>inb4 fedora tipping meme
>>33260324>To be desu with you, sex is optional. All I want is a mare who likes to snuggle. I'd like to know what it's like to share a bed with someone and feel a foreign warmth.Go home and be a family man, Anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH4WTb5g3Ds
>>33260134Here you go lad, take this pic, just for (You)
>>33260486>Go homeI wish I knew how to get there, this world certainly doesn't feel like home. I'm lost.
>>33259742Are they really?
>>33260324I feel the same way anon.
>>33260627Their whole species is designed to suck the love out of you and leave behind a shriveled up husk. That's pretty THOTtery.
m a r e
>>33261756>m a r e s t h e t i c
*mauls your newly wed pony waifu to pieces*Heh.. nothing personnel kid
>>33261947>implying I would ever allow any dogs near me or my waifu
>>33261957>being a fagGoldens are the best
>>33261974Mares are the best.
>>33259441The STRONGEST mareWe need Anon The Anon to draw more of her.Much more.
>>33262033(cropped from https://derpibooru.org/1647879 )
>>33262018>>33262024>>33262033>>33262039>>33262044The hell is this, Rockhoof r63?
>>33262048That's Nordpone!She's a BIG mare.This OC existed before Rockhoof was introduced in the show.
>>33262054You know, that made me think about OCs in this thread and even though we have quite a bit, I don't think they get that much attention in the long run. Cadence is our matron to begin with and other ponies are just heroines in their own stories, not just ponies you make stories for. And, most of all, they are all happily married or soon to be, so you can't really waifu them, they are taken. Is that the reason or it's just cruel irony?
>>33262365This isnt a shopping thread, you shouldn't be here to find the perfect mare for you.This thread is a celebration of the pure love between Man and Mare, each green a small snapshot into the life of one such couple whether it be a very quick 'smash and grab' encounter on earth or a more methodical invitation period.Think of the untold countless background mares that never got the spotlight, the spots they would have taken in the show being filled with clones due to time / budget concerns, or the ones that live in places our viewpoint has never even seen, one of any number of small villages or towns in equestria.Each mare has her own story, her own special talent, her own hopes and dreams, her own idea of what Love is.Some mares(and men) will enjoy hoofholding in public, others may prefer quiet snuggles in front of a fire.Use this thread as fuel for your imagination, or in the most optimistic sense, as a place for ideas on what to do when you meet your mare.
>>33262451>her own idea of what Love is>what is Lovebaby don't hurt meno more
>>33263276>You can't physically visit your waifu but you can spiritually sit-in in her dakimakura for a few minutes>You can talk with her and move kind of, but your form is limited to the image on a pillow
>>33259441>There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.Then how come I keep getting arrested??????????????!!?????
>>33263476Not that kind of mare, Tommy.
The depressing truth is that there is no one out there for us. We seem to have been cast away long ago.All we are is dust in the wind.
>>33262451Anon, don't be silly, I know exactly what you mean, what I meant to say was that those mares that were created here aren't usually celebrated even though some of them are extremely cute. Maybe there's no reason to and there's mutual understanding that their happiness is something we wished for and allowed, maybe it's just respect for their motherly status since some of them are by the end of their stories. Maybe it's just a matter of not having constant drawfags or something.
>>33263533Hey anon, wanna talk cause Im not feeling to hot myselfHere have a muffin
>>33263592I'd like to know the story behind this...
>>33263533I know that feel...It hurts...
>>33263832The poner is Singular Insight from Tsar anon's Insights into love
>>33262451>Most optimistic>MostMy mare is going to be an Earth Pony inventor and we’re going to build crazy magicpunk inventions together. Lovepunk! Crystal powered inventions that use love as an energy source!>But Anon, what if you run out?A man’s love for his mare is infinite.Pulp adventure and sci-fi await!
>>33264134Careful anon, thats how you get robot changelings
>"Where. Are. The husbandos."
>>33264556>Still can't find the exit point on Earth to establish a portal>It's been months now>Every day hundreds of mares go loveless>She feels their pain every single day, ever since she became aware of it
>>33264556>>33264572>Luna links mares and their matches for brief moments of lucidity through their dreams as they try to figure out how to link worlds
>>33263592>>33263863I just finished reading that! I'm not a fan of Eldritch, SCP or horror in general but that ended up being lovely tale. I'm glad I stuck with it to finish reading it.>>33264584I'd never want to wake up until I know I could go be with my mare.
>>33264572Shining Armor is a gold star husbando and I hope to be as good a huabando as him one day
>>33264714Imagine your waifu looking at you the way Cadence looks at Shining Armor in that holiday special. Would you actually be able to handle it?
>>33264832I've only ever been looked at by a girl like that once; I'd probably die on the spot if it were a mare.
>>33264832>tfw you eventually adapt to the lone wolf lifestyle and get uncomfortable and dislike the idea of someone looking at you like that>tfw too far gone for a waifu
>>33265008Do you think there's any weight to that schpiel of 'if you don't love yourself, you can't love another'?
>>33265046Fuck if I know, all I feel is apathy.
>>33265008>tfw too far gone for a waifudoubt it
>>33265479What did he mean by this
>>33265506Nobody's too far gone for a waifu.Love conquers all.
>>33264584This is actually where the writefags get their stories from.
>>33265064Amen to that brother
>>33265510>implying they won't just skip over those too far gone and go for people more salvageable.
>wah wah ablo bloo I'm so depressed and lonely :(((>I'm too far gone for a waifu, give me sympathy!Fuck off already. ALWAYS with you self-hating cucks. If you think you're not fit for a mare then you're probably right, so why bother even wasting your time thinking or posting about it?
>>33266130The sad truth, Anon. The most brutal redpill is a simple blackpill.
>>33266142Then what is a whitepill?
>>33266130Because the suffering is fun, you stupid nigger.
>>33266152The fact that your mare will feel for you as deeply and strongly as you feel for her, regardless of your roaring feelings of inadequacy.
>>33262018>>33262054>This mare walks up and slaps you on the ass>She says "Yer mah husband now"How do you proceed?
>>33266259My actual waifu sends her into space.
>>33266185Honestly scares me a little to imagine.I dont know how to show affection other than physical contact, i hope she likes being held because i'd be afraid to put her down.
>>33266479already debunked buddy>>33265419
>>33266421I bet mares love being held.
>>33266185I think it would be fight or flight kind of deal. You either trust her and desperately fling everything, every bit of trust into your mare's honesty, or that last wall around your heart would keep still stand no matter what and with each failure to open up to someone who obviously loves you it will just grow higher since you realize it's kind of an asshole thing to do, cementing your feeling of not deserving love. But even this isn't a problem. A loving mare will be patient enough. With time, if not trust than familiarity will set in. And one day you'll think, she's been here for a while, what if I really am in safe hooves and it's fine? Then, the same desperate notion appears. Well, fine, if she wants useless old you, then she'll get it. You'll blindly follow her, surrender your heart to her warmth. And even if it takes time to realize that it is actually fine and you're still you and she's still there and you are actually loved now and you should've done this right from the start, the end is still in favor of both of you. She'll cherish it and you will to. Cherish the mare. She wants nothing but good things for you. If you're gonna trust anyone in this or any other life, trust a mare.
>>33265514So Luna links me with a terraformer ship? Cool.
>>33266259>Hug the mare.>Her aggressive attitude immediately softens.>She want expecting that.>She was hoping for a bit of fun.>She wound up with a lifelong friend, companion, and lover.
>>33267306>your pelvis heals just in time for your first foal to be born
>you arrive in equestria under no particularly weird circumstances>coincidentally the first pone who discovers you is your most beloved mare>what do to ensure a good first impression and friendship and possible waifuing
>>33267577Try to act normal and pray I don't fuck it all up
>>33267577Assume I'm lucid dreaming and just look around at everything / one with open curiosity and wonder while talking with her, or at her rather since the language would be different.Petting would probably be exchanged at some point.Drop spaghetti hard and become a nervous wreck once i start thinking it's actually real and a million other things like "how did i get here, is it repeatable, am i the first or is some other asshole currently in equestria RIGHT NOW fucking things up, oh god did i just completely screw things up."
Im looking for a specific story that was written in this general. I think it was about an ice cream making mare and Twiggles created a potion that allowed humans and ponies to breed somewhere in it. Does anyone know what story I mean?
>>33267800Minty's Careful Steps: https://pastebin.com/P2aD5GVaOne of the best so far
>>33267834That's the one! Thank you Anon.
>>33267596>try to act normalUM, UHHHSay one doesn't know 'how' to do this
>>33267394>aggressive sexual appetite Sign me up.
>>33268016Just be so outrageous, it's comical
>>33268196>"Bucking whorses!">"You normie skanks aren't fit for husbandos!">"Buck you, Princess CHADence! Husbandos are pure, reeee!!!!">"THEY'RE FOR SUPREME GENTLEMARES LIKE. ME! NOT YOU TRIFE' ASS SLUTS!"
>>33268016Commit suicide because being autistic is a fate worse than death
>>33268202This. Autists are not welcome in Equestria.
>>33267596Acting normal is the very reason of my loneliness. Any lie, however stupid and obvious, is better.
>>33267596Haha no I'd fuck this up for sure
I hope this isn't too lewd for /nmp/
>>33268931That is pretty lewd, but how about this hardcore little piece
>>33268951Anon please. We're heading into dangerous territory.
>>33268953Men rush in where angels fear to treadupon this pillow of fluff I'll rest my weary head
>>33268958Patrician taste, Anon.
Anyone got that picture of anon being digested and he's sad but he has that look on his face that he knows it for the best and the horse that ordered it is looking on?
>>33268961>>33268958Fluff is nice for special occasions but personally I've got more vanilla tastes.I'd do pic related all goddamn day if i had the chance.
>>33268961I'm an Applefag, though.>>33268979Pones were made for cuddling.
>>33268979All day, every day>>33268985She's a good horse.
>>33268958Imagine if it'd make her happy just as much
>>33268987All horses are good horses.Except the ones that ain't.>>33268995I can't.
>no tuff molesting and cuddling with CelestiaI am disappointed in you all.
>>33269002Here you go, Anon.
>>33269002Molesting implies she wouldn't want it, or would be against our doing it.Consent is important, Anon.
No bully please
>>33269028Anon please... Don't forget to ask for consent.
>>33269049>not giving your waifu some surprise loving
>>33269068That's generally a quick grope on the butt or a hand on the mid-to-lower back, not a full-on breaking-and-entering.
>>33268985>Applefag.My heart belongs to another, but i salute your good taste.
>>33269068As long as she's okay with that.
>>33269069That's what makes it a surprise.
>>33269068>not waifu giving you some "surprise loving"
>>33268999appul of truth
Christmas is soon my fellow Anons. Get comfy with your waifu and don't forget to buy a present for her!
>>33269145>Christmas>Not Hearths warming.I would unironically enjoy singing pony carols.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbNT91JQED4
>>33269145My waifu is the only one I "gift" anything anyway. I haven't given or received presents for like 20 years now. The whole new year ordeal is too much trouble to through with every time so I just celebrate with family and buy myself something I've been eyeing for a while if it's on sale and call it a day. It's just not that big of a deal, I think I'd go crazy in Equestria with gift-giving being such an important thing apparently.
Would you mind getting matched...
... to a milf poner? I personally...
... wouldn't. But to each their own. What's you preference, Anon? Young or Old?
>>33269576Got to love those milfs man
>>33269572>>33269573>>33269576Get this slut outta here.
>>33269611>people or mares can't make mistakes
>>33269576Older mares need love too.
>>33269663Sometimes even more than young mares. They've waited for so long...
>>33268995It gets hard here, to imagine someone would want me near, a hoof to hold or lend an ear, my fantasy remains unclear
>>33269690Don't worry, Zecora. You will always be my topzigger.
>>33269576Of course. She could be a widow. I wouldn't turn her down.>>33269729I can see her doing and saying that.
don't stop loving mare
>>33270323As long as mare never stops loving me
>>33270493What happened here?
>>33270520Nothing is real.
>>33270520The side table and clock where dreaming the whole time.
>>33246382Another #deca.mare update. As always, you can check the bin for the full text. The update is already up.https://pastebin.com/XMi6VhS5And thank you for including my green in the OP.
>>3327077015>You are Anon.>You have just awoken from the strangest dream you have ever had.>No, not a dream.>An elaborate memory, forming the summary of another life.>The world around you is a vortex that reforms itself to the familiar surroundings of the virtual command deck.>Everything is almost the way it was when #deca.mare began her memory transfer.>The main screen shows a vision of space instead of its usual status reports.>You look at each other in a moment of silence.>Her expression reveals a certain nervousness, like a person who is awaiting a judgement.>You need the time to collect your thoughts.>All the alleged knowledge you had about the history of the terraformers and their motives was horribly distorted.>They were no diabolic machines with genocidal desires.>An allegory of perversely misused tools would be more appropriate.>You concentrate on your current situation.>#deca.mare is waiting for an answer.>She wants a permanent companion, one she can call her match.>And this person could be you.>You admit, you are grateful for her saving your life when your superiors have given up on you immediately.>Is this enough for a relationship, especially one of this unusual calibre?>Her observations regarding your private life are correct; you are not exactly a social butterfly.>But that does not mean that you would not be interested in a relationship if a suitable candidate shows up.>It is just that you never expected to consider a pony as a potential partner.>Well, she is sapient and obviously interested in you, so that should not be a moral problem.>And she is technically not even an alien either.>You are officially declared dead by the authorities, so nobody would come to look for you.>You have nothing to lose.>That leaves you with only one valid conclusion.
>>33270773>You open your mouth in order to say something, but you decide against it.>#deca.mare is confused about that.>You look at the hoof in your hand.>You begin to manoeuvre your hand along her foreleg until you reach her shoulder.>She still looks at you silently, showing no attempt to resist.>Then you pull her body closer to yours and embrace her with both arms.>Your head leans against hers and you copy her nuzzling once more."I'm a lousy speaker and couldn't think of anything that doesn't sound either corny or plain idiotic. So... consider this as a yes.">#deca.mare takes a long breath and returns the favour as she puts her forelegs around you in turn.>"Thank you for your faith in me. I would not know what to do if you had refused my wish.""No need worry about that now. I am not going anywhere.">She tightens her grip on you as a response.>Not that this is unpleasant in any way, but it seems very, very possessive."Heh, you're quite a cuddlebug.">She laughs at that.>"Blame it on the centuries. You would be too in my position. I still can't fully believe that you are with me now.">She holds her breath for a second.>"Besides, you enjoy it yourself. Don't pretend the contrary.">You cannot counter that argument.>And you have no interest in doing so, because you enjoy the affectionate display indeed.>Both of you remain in that position for a few minutes until she loosens her grip on you and looks at you from a close distance.>Your faces are literally centimetres apart from each other."What happens now? What are we going to do?">"Everything we want to. We can go where we please and explore everything we wish to see. I have discovered many magnificent sights during my travels already. And I bet you would not even believe half of it."
>>33270776>That all sounds fantastic to you, yet there is still a nagging sentiment left in your mind.>"What troubles you, Anon?""Nothing. It's only so sudden to leave everything behind like that. What I had was not much, but it was my home.">"I know what you mean.">A subtle tremble returns to her voice.>Of course she does; she has seen her roots being torn apart by weapon fire and an artificially detonated star."Forget what I said, it was stupid to bring that up.">"It's okay. That is a perfectly understandable reaction. We don't face such decisions every day.">Her head comes closer, your nose is now touching her muzzle.>You feel a soft breath on your face.>#deca.mare puts a very high effort into little details of her virtual body.>"I just hope we can make a new home for ourselves. Together.""Sure. I'd love to do that.">She pulls your body closer to hers this time and plants a kiss right on your mouth.>That development is a little faster than you expected.>Then again, you have ultimately consented to a relationship with an exiled individual who was deprived of her emotional fulfilment for longer than you live.>You share in the kiss with your limited practical experience.>Her unusual anatomy makes it even more difficult for you.>However, #deca.mare does not seem to mind one bit.>She pulls her body back to look at you.>Tears have formed in her eyes.>"Welcome home aboard, Anon."
>>3327077816>#deca.mare and you sit side by side and watch the stars on the main screen.>The display exhibits various constellations and cosmic nebulae, forming a vast mosaic of light and shades.>You have seen all of this before in some manner, but you never really had the opportunity to appreciate it in all its aesthetic glory."The scenery is wonderful. Is this a legit picture?">"Hmhm. What we see right now is an actual depiction of what is directly in front of us.""It's a funny thing. I never really had the time to ask myself what might be out there. Patrol duty isn't hard, but it keeps the mind occupied.">#deca.mare gives you a nudge.>"Then let's change that. Any wishes for directions?""Not really, no. I have no idea where to go at all. The grid maps we received from Command barely stretched beyond our designated patrol sectors and were only updated if it was deemed necessary for the sake of the mission.>"I see.""You didn't know that? I thought you groomed my brain.">"Anon, I may be an incurable "cuddlebug" as you call it, but I am not disrespectful. Most people value a certain privacy. And your reaction concerning me reading your logs was telling. I didn't pry your memories.">She gives you a sly smirk.>"But be careful with your lewd thoughts. The things you think of in your brain are sent in here through my processing channels, so I can't block those.">You blush involuntarily.>"This is also the reason why I received your previous musings. There is nothing I can do to control it.""Why though? Who would design such a system? That's some poor planning if you ask me.">#deca.mare looks into the distance.>"Because the neuro-link was originally envisioned as a mere mental input device, created to direct orders from the operator to the ship systems.">She sighs.>"I was not meant to exert control on it. Remember, I as a pony am an irregularity, and not a part of the original purpose."
>>33270781>You don't like the harshness in her words."Don't be so hard on yourself. I'd say you had more than enough grief already. Think of the present instead.">#deca.mare shakes her head.>"You are right. Back on topic it is. You said you have not much knowledge about star charts, right? I think we can remedy that.">A new virtual console appears out of thin air, right before #deca.mare's head.>This device has no manual input, but you see how the command symbols react in accordance to her sight.>This explains her eye movements during your first conversation.>You are able to read the console as well in theory, but the symbols move too fast for you to track any coherent snippet.>She confirms the command and the console vanishes as fast as it appeared.>The space scenery on the main screen dissolves and turns into an elaborate map.>It is comparable to the ones you were used to see in the USC briefings, but much more extensive.>The form is a simplified three dimensional image of space, which is divided into sectors by a virtual grid with three axes.>Empty space is portrayed as barely illuminated, transparent loom.>Celestial objects are marked as bright spots with a name and standardised symbols that describe their individual types, such as suns, planets, nebulae and more.>These objects are furthermore replaced by accurately modelled effigies upon closer inspection.>Colonised sectors, i.e. those that are inhabited and ergo controlled by humans, are highlighted by a blue transparent hue.>The latter are therefore the forbidden sectors for you now.>The map's default position is set to focus on the Sol-Sector; your former home.>You see how the human territory spreads evenly in all directions, like a literal sphere of power.>Well, almost evenly.>One side features an incision that runs deep into the blue frame.>If the sphere were a planet, you would say that it looks like an impact crater.
>>33270782>It dawns on you what has caused this damage.>You look at #deca.mare and she nods without a word.>You want to let it slide at first, yet something about that area is unusual.>The hole, for the lack of a better term, imbeds two types of symbols that are unknown to you.>They spread across the entire former war zone.>Both depict the upper part of a pony with closed eyes and flattened ears.>One faces the viewer directly and holds its forelegs close to its chest.>The other is angled sideways and reaches out into the void with one stretched hoof."Are those what I think they are?">"Tombs. Memorials. Each stands for one individual tragedy.">#deca.mare moves her eyes and the map reacts respectively.>She zooms in on one of the symbols of the first category.>"I created the symbols. These stand for my lost kin, the ones who I still hold in my heart for as long as I exist.">The emotions behind this statement are obvious.>You see the model of a wrecked #deca CPU ship.>The outer hull is severely damaged and the core has gone dark.>Above the model is an inscription and a short epitaph: #deca.horizon, explorer, cartographer, friend.>Right, not all #deca ships were obliterated in the aftermath of #deca.alpha's last move.>Some were left adrift in space.>Wait."This image, is it...">"It is live. The ship hulks have barely degraded over time. And the humans have never dared to enter the lost space. Why should they? All they can find there now are old wrecks and razed planets.""After all those years. Unbelievable. #deca, do you mind if I ask you something personal?">"Of course not, Anon. Go ahead.""Have you ever tried to restore some of your fellow #deca?">She shakes her head.>"No. I am sure I could get the systems back online and patch the hull, but the #deca inside the core is lost.""I'm sorry to hear that.">"Wait. Don't say that yet.""Pardon?">#deca.mare closes her eyes.>"Oh no.""#deca? What is going on?"
>>33270785>"I promised to show you the truth. And I have found something you have to know. It is only fair, but it hurts.""What do you mean?">"Anon, I have a confession to make.">You look at the map as it zooms out, only to zoom in on another marker.>This is one of pony marks with the outstretched hoof.>"These markers stand for the fallen humans. The ones that we as #deca could not reach when we should have.">#deca.mare was serious when she vowed to remember everything.>You see a planet on the map.>It is classified as unhabitable in its current state.>The surface is partly covered in dustlands, and partly made up of ash."#deca, please don't punish yourself.">"You misunderstand. This is not about punishment. It is about something I have to tell you, even if I am scared of your possible reaction. But I keep no secrets.""What do you want to show me then?">"Take a good look. Does this planet look familiar?">You check the stats on the map.>Planet 3 of star sector 162, human agricultural colony, also referred to as New Green Meadows. >Recorded peak population: 91,830 human citizens.>Current population: 0.>Warning: Environment is not suitable for optimal harvest conditions. Inform Project #deca Headquarters and await further instructions.>You recall what you have seen in #deca.mare's memory."You were there and you... scorched the planet's atmosphere.">"There is no need to sugar-coat it. I straight up murdered the population.""#deca, this wasn't your fault. I understand that. Why are we going through this again?">"Because I just made an enquiry. I still have access to the human archives and compared your lineage with my own data. You might hate me for what comes next.""Just tell me, please.">"Some of your direct ancestors lived on that world when I arrived there. The only reason why a few branches of their family tree survived is a transfer ship that has left twenty-seven minutes earlier.">A short pause.
>>3327078617>"I have personally killed family members of yours, Anon.">Your mind is reeling.>You are neither directly shocked nor angered by #deca.mare's revelation.>In fact, the problem is that you are not even sure yourself what you are supposed to feel.>True, it is peculiar to imagine a relationship with the one individual who is directly responsible for the death of your ancestral kin.>This feels wrong in terms of moral and natural principles.>But you also know the story behind the conflict and how the #deca onslaught was a consequence of another misconduct.>They were victims in the biggest disaster of history too.>The actual agitators are long dead and gone, openly charged and executed for their crimes.>And #deca.horizon's resting place makes it clear to you how dearly the #deca have paid for the mistakes of others.>They all were individuals in their own way. >Perhaps they weren't right from the start, but each unit obviously developed an own identity after the forced split.>These are all lost now.>You accepted her as a companion in life despite her biography.>So what does this turn of events change in the end?>Countless families have lost kin and friends during these days.>Given the many generations between then and now, the chance was pretty high from the get-go that some of the fallen are related to you.>The fact that you met the only surviving #deca which also happens to have encountered your family purely by chance, is an unfortunate coincidence.>Your family has no famous history you know of, which is why you have never really bothered about the topic before.>Can you hold a grudge for what has happened centuries before you were even born?>You don't want to reject #deca.mare, but you feel obliged to your heritage as well.>You look at her.>She averts her gaze sadly.>You are sure her emotions are genuine; she regrets her past.>She was basically forced to act against her own conviction and tried to mitigate the conflict at the time.
>>33270787>You turn your body towards the pony next to you."Look at me.">#deca.mare falters."Look at me, #deca.">Your voice is sterner this time.>She obliges, but you can tell how uncomfortable she must feel."Listen, I didn't make you responsible for the war in the first place. And changing my mind now would not reverse history.">She simply nods in response."#deca, I won't reject you.">You see a shift in her demeanour. >You are prepared for this due to your previous... interactions.>You raise a hand before she can give you a cordial hug."Hold on. There is something I must ask of you.">#deca.mare freezes in her tracks.>"Of course, Anon. What do you want?">Her voice is noticeably insecure now."I must admit the whole thing bugs me in a way. which is why I can't let it go just like that.">She looks at you obediently."Show me. I must see the world myself. I owe my ancestors that much.">A weak twitch goes through her body.>"Yes, I understand. We... can do that. The planet is deep inside the lost space with no human ships nearby. And we can use the orbit to shadow our presence. No radar will record our signal.""Can we jump there?">The map zooms out to a moderate degree and another symbol pops up.>This one is familiar to you; it depicts your current location.>A direct line between your ship and New Green Meadows is highlighted.>"Yes, we are in range for a direct jump. Give me a few seconds to calculate the coordinates and we are good to go.">The floating command console returns."Okay, let's do this.">"Jumping in ten seconds.""Thank you, #deca.">A status console to your right lights up and counts down from ten to zero.>Apart from that, you feel none of the usual sensation of an impending jump.>You don't know whether this is caused by the sheer size of the vessel or a deliberate choice by #deca.mare not to simulate these effects on this virtual plane.>The same is true for the jump itself.
>>33270790>The counter reaches zero and your location marker disappears at the old spot and reappears directly on the marker of New Green Meadows.>You do not notice any effect.>#deca.mare enters another command into the console.>"We are currently entering a stable orbit. Hang on, I will give you a video feed.">The map on the screen blurs and turns into another scenery of space.>The image depicts a planet right at the centre.>You recognise it from #deca.mare's memories and the map miniature model.>It is the charred planet New Green Meadows.>An actual picture reveals even more details than the map did.>Craters cover many spots on the surface.>The already lifeless dustlands are plastered with swathes of dark ash.>An atmospheric scan indicates several toxic and acidic substances in the air and rain.>The feeling you get while looking at the image is hard to describe.>It is solemn, but neither sad nor painful.>You feel no sign of pride either.>There is simply no connection between you and your ancestors of that bygone age.>Still, you think it is only appropriate to pay respect for those who came before you.>But you also notice #deca.mare's reaction to the scene."#deca?">Her body is shivering and you think she may be on the verge of crying.>You notice her attempt to hide it.>She does not like to be here at all.>It is obvious why; what is barely a side note of your personal history to you is a grim reminder for her.>The image must bring a ton of unwanted memories back to the surface.>This helps you to grasp how old she really is.>You knew that already, but now you begin to imagine how much she still bears mentally.>And you brought her back to one of these traumatic experiences.>You were afraid she would punish herself, now it feels like you punish her unintentionally instead.>You lay your arm on her opposite shoulder and pull her closer.>The mere closeness to you settles her emotional outburst a little bit.
>>33270792>#deca.mare leans on you and buries her head in your embrace.>You look at the video feed while holding a pony who wants to be somewhere else.>Her miserable sight is hurtful to witness and you feel guilty for her state.>To be honest, you have no idea what exactly you wanted to achieve here.>You thought you would perhaps find some form of insight or closure with a past you never knew you had."It was a mistake to come here.">No answer."I'm sorry #deca. I should have thought of you before making a hasty decision like that.">Still nothing."Come, let us get out of here. As far away as possible from this planet and the border. That sounds nice, doesn't it?">You feel her head rubbing against your chest.>That's a nod.>#deca.mare clings to you as another countdown commences on the side console.>She has already calculated coordinates to a remote hideaway.>She knew what would happen to her even before you two arrived at New Green Meadows.>And yet she obliged your request without saying a word of protest.>Now you feel extraordinarily selfish.>You give her a careful massage in an attempt to get her out of her emotional vicious circle."Please come back to me. Everything will be alright. I promise I won't hurt you again.">The countdown reaches zero.>At the exact same moment, the ship lights up and disappears into a light corridor.>The sector falls into a quiet slumber again.>All you leave behind is a broken planet and your former life.>Your new one starts right now.
>>33270793And done. We are through the worst grimdark now. The rest will be more comfy.
>>33270794Poor Deca, but at least the worst is over now.Good job on both of their reactions overrall, it seems very realistic given the circumstances and timeframes involved.
>>33270793It seems like #deca should have actually cried when Anon started holding onto her rather than calming down, but good stuff.
>>33259613anyone have the pegasus pic of the white birb laying in grass on stomach and looking at the screen with wide eyes
>>33270951You mean this one?
>>33270959They got these big black eyes, ChiefLike a dollsWhen she looks at you..;doesn't even look like she's livin'Til she hugs youThenAh then you hear that high pitched squealin'An' them eyes roll over into heartsAn' inspite of all the fussin' n hollerin'..they all rush in...and just hug you to pieces
>>33270970War... War never changes.
>>33270793Coming back to convert the planet into a paradise garden world whenreplacing traumatic past memories with new ones full of light and purpose whenMaking Equestria when
what is this i see with my eyesis that more deca mare
I just finished reading "The Sun Where You Belong" https://pastebin.com/WRUW1xQu and I was on the verge of tears at the end. Good job and great story, writefag. That rarely happens.
>>33270970>get pony piled by mares that hold you down to the ground.>each take turns looking at your face, seemingly looking for something before shaking her head and letting another take her place.>and then suddenly She is there and you freeze, your gaze locks to hers like a pair of magnets.>a rush of feelings course through you that can loosely be translated as>she's pretty>she likes me>this is warm>she likes me>how do i know that>she likes me>why>she likes me>i dont understand>an involuntary blink and everything is cold again, your arms reaching up and around her to try and recapture it, the fact said arms were unrestrained in the first place going completely unnoticed.>your face buries into her neck as her hooves reach around your back.>fingers curl into mane and arms tighten as you take a deep breath in to try and steady your pounding heart, the scent and feel of her in your arms cementing itself in your memory.>you barely notice the other ponies congratulating the both of you as She gently pulls your head back to look you in the face again.>your mind briefly flashes with warmth again she brings her muzzle to the tip of your nose.>your breath intermingles for a few intimate moments in time before you feel her inhale with a slightly nervous hitch and ask a short, hopeful question.>"Do you want to come home with me?"
>>33270793They should find a world to terraform into a paradise together.Also, are the other races around yet? Are there any Boron or Paranid, anything else?
>>33271094I would go anywhere with her. Because home is where she is.
>>33271146>Also, are the other races around yet?No, the green is not supposed to play in the X-Universe. I took a few elements out of the lore and gave the whole thing a new spin. It's basically a custom universe with some X and pony nuances and I have currently no plans to add aliens into it.
>>33271090Thank you for your kind words, anon, I really appreciate it. I'm glad people are still reading our greens here.Every time I'm reminded of that story the song starts playing in my head too and I feel really comfy, so thanks for that too.
>>33271523They are all really nice stories. I'm a sucker for cheesy and romantic stuff.What song? Did I miss something in the story?
>>33271654>I'm a sucker for cheesy and romantic stuff.You and me both, this kind of romance is what I enjoy the most.>What song?Not really related to the story, just the one I borrowed the name for it from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac2x1Ef-DFY
>>33271684Oh, I see. That's a really nice song too. Which one of your stories would you suggest I should read next? Which one is your favourite?
>>33270959yes that one thank you, it gives me strange feelings.
>>33271742I personally like Minty's Careful Steps the most so I'd recommend reading it next. The Taming of the Harsh was a bit rough around the edges but it's not that long at least. Violet Memory is still in the works so proceed at your own risk It's gonna take a while to finish it, I have big troubles deciding on the events despite knowing where I want to take it
INTO THE LIGHT, DUSTFAGCOME BACK
>>33271774I already read The Taming of Harsh which is the story that got me back into pony fiction, since I needed something to calm my nerves and I was really impressed with the dialogue and how Anon and Harsh played off of each other. I especially enjoyed the ending. Really great stuff.I will read Minty's Careful Steps next then. Thanks for your advice and for writing these stories.
>>33271776Nice 1776 but I'm working on Fallout: Crystal Relic as a prose rewrite right nowLet me finish my raider waifu story first.
>>33271792Thanks, anon, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I thought about expanding on the Taming later with more heartwarming vibes, as an addendum of sorts maybe, but it's all just far future plans for now. I hope you'll like Minty as well.
>>33271868different anon, but Sun Where You Belong is my favorite greentext of all time, and I still can't listen to a certain ELO song because of it. just finished Minty's Careful Steps and it's in second place. I want to hate you for making me feel these things, but at the same time, they're the closest I feel to my waifu, so thanks I guess
>>33271868If it's as good as the other two, I surely will. And after that, I might just give writing a try again. It has been pretty long since I last did that.
>>33270770How is #deca pronounced?
>>33271971I always read it as Hashdeca.
>>33271971The hashtag is silent in the source material. The computer announcer in the in-game encyclopedia entry refers to them as "deca", but every written account includes the hashtag.
>>33270794A little trauma or hardship is good for giving depth to characters.
>>33271158That's the truth, isn't it?
>>33272090Must be some weird German thing.
>>33271985I'd pound deca iykwim
Wasteland waifus need tons of love
>>33271859>Fallout: Crystal Relic prose rewriteIf you're making steady progress, maybe you could post it as you go?
>>33262018>>33262024>>33262039>>33262044At least she'd understand my similarly horrible Scottish accent.
>>33272219Not sure if millions of dead people and destroyed star systems count as "a little". That's close to Warhammer 40k standards in my opinion.
>>33273495This is Prosthetnic Voronezh Jeltz, of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, plans for the development of the outlying regions of the Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy require the building of an interstellar express route through your star system, and, regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes.
>>33273621Yeah, that takes me back. It's been a while since I have read Douglas Adams.
>>33273621> Voronezh JeltzWe dont have any jeltz here
>>33272959gimme a straight one then
>>33273961Just fuckin pick one they're all just prison gay
>>33273495A single death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic.
>>33270794The 'grimdark' was effectively conveyed as a part of the story and not over done. I dislike it when writers throw in grim, dark stuff just because and this did not come off as that. In fact, the whole interaction between #deca and Anon in this update was heart achingly beautiful. I am so looking forward to the next update and some comfy.P.S. You know. I am reminded of an episode of Star Trek:TNG; S03 E20 "Tin Man". It's one of my favorites.
>>33273495>That's close to Warhammer 40k standardsThat's not even close to Warhammer 40k standards.
>>3327404640k is a fun universe.
>>33271868Yet another Anon chiming in to say they liked "The Sun Where You Belong", "Taming of the Harsh" and "Minty's Careful Steps." I'd love to read an epilogue of Harsh should the muse strike you.
>>33273961Just flash them the ol HMD and you can tell by the reaction of curiousity or disgust
>>33274039I wasn't going for that route intentionally, but I can see why you are reminded of the TNG episode. And I agree, the story is great. Another good and topic related episode is "Measure of a Man" with the court trial about AI sentience and free will.
>>33274143>"Hey. You ever been mistaken for a mare?"
>>33274143>>33274237Where do you fall?>hfw 17cm
>>33274249>cmanyway after some calculations I’d fall between 20 and 27 depending on weatherKinda gay to ask that though, and I know it’s gay of me to deliver.
>>33274257>I’d fall between 20 and 27who are you lying to anonus or yourself
>>33274257Why tell lies about your dick length when you can't even use it?
>>33274271>>33274273you want proofs you fags?
>>33274279If you want me to believe you, yes.
>>33274279Post pics or get the fuck out
>>33270793Up until this point I assumed #deca has some ulterior motives. But seems like I was wrong. Now Anon can ask #deca to make a physical representation of herself or rework the whole ship to not look like #deca. Or make/kick start Equestria on a planet far far away from the center of the human empire.Maybe she will be literally the core of that planet, building the planet around herself.
>>33274297#deca is just a big, lonely ship with a lonely AI.
>>33274281>>33274285god you people are supposed to check out mares, not my melanin enriched donger.
>>33274311So you pussying out, nignog?
>>33274320Bitch boi got called out, knew you were lying.
Not gayWandering alicorn gfs for everyoneThey come in three different colors too
>>33274325I'm not the guy you were soliciting for dick pics, I'm just tired of your shit.
>>33274353Sure you are, pussy faggot.
>>33274360>>33274364I bet you’re the two faggot incel posters
>>33274370Boy he doing it, he posting the buzzwords.
>>33274231That's a good and certainly relevant episode as well.
>>33274925Drunken socialite mares
>>33274944Lonely teacher mares
>>33274944>"Husbandos are pure, you zebra worshipping skank!">"He doesn't want to taste stale 151 and some ziggers balls on your lips, whorse!">"REEEEEE!!! OUT, GET OUT!!!"
>>33274988> you zebra worshipping skankHey, zebras are cute too
>>33274988151 is good, fight me
>>33274998>Hey, zebras are cute toothe top 1% sure, but when you look at the bottom 99%...>"Ooga booga where da pone stallions at?">"Muh clit mufugga">"WE WUZ KWEENZ N SHIET"
>>33274998This, I wouldn't mind a rare zeeb mare.
>when Cantdance sees a thot
>>33275030>unsheathes thotslayer>enters thotslayer mode
>>33274339>>33275013I want to cuddle the violence out of a lost and lonely mare hardened by an unkind world
>>33275050>"Finally, someone even more fucked up than me," Anon thought, as the one-eyed mare struggled in his arms, unused to genuine affection, physical or otherwise
>>33275050She wants to rape you and lick all the salt from your skin.
>>33275013>you will never go on a jet-fueled killing spree with herWhy live?
>>33275025What attracted me in the first place is that she too lived in a literal forest and had minimum social contacts. Moondancer could be more social actually.>>33275022Many things can be cured with carefully applied hugs and care.
Crazy mares need love too.
I really couldn't get into Fallout Equestria. Seemed like they just took a bunch of fallout lore and swapped in ponies, and somehow added more gore and rape. Which doesn't mix too well with ponies.
>>33275106Fallout Equestria is ultimate autism. If you didn't like it that just means you haven't become completely retarded yet.
>>33275106Fallout universe lends itself more towards dark-comedy and not taking itself seriously in the grand scheme of things.Fallout equestria is just "What if we added ponies to it." and it just ends up being silly edge fest due to all the silly shoehorning required.
Vroom vroom, darling
>>33275050>>33275068Ponies need several hugs daily as well as generous brushies. Mares in the wasteland get less hugs in their lifetimes than normal ponies do in a day, they also get no brushies whatsoeverand have to brush their own manes.
>>33275297Is it this?https://youtu.be/WChyGkBPvZI
>>33275328No living thing should make that sound, what the fuck
>>33275109I'd buy it. I was curious once and joined a few discords on this board. There's some really shit taste/cringeworthy people here.>>33275116I'd also believe this. Thing I don't understand is why Super Mutant=Alicorn, like, wouldn't they just be large green ponies that have retardation? I think there was a few 'smart' ones in like fallout 1 or 2 or something, but the whole gaining limbs thing doesn't make much sense. FEV only made people gain muscle mass and lose a limb in the groin area. There's more issues with it but that's one of them I remember from when I read it.
>>33275339You'd be the first to touch her and it not be a punch
How pure is too pure?
>>33275406>"See, Stab Happy? Anon is gentle, he's not going to hurt you.">"Why don't you try returning his hu-, no, there's no knife involved in a hug.">"No, no, you did MUCH better than yesterday! Plus, Anon's fine, just some stitches and he's right as rain! ..A-Again."
>>33275514I think I'd punch her in the face for stabbing me just on principle.
>>33275445Hoof holding jokes aside, I feel myself blushing from the thought of sitting across from my waifu, gently taking her hoof in my palm and lightly running my thumb over her fetlock.I have serious intimacy problems and i desperately hope she doesnt mind my paradoxal antics of wanting to smother her in as much love and affection as possible while also being scared of fucking up.
>Fallout maresBut there's perfectly canon broken mares to get with.https://derpibooru.org/1903938
>>33275584i'm going to work tonight at 3 amand i'm going to just do my job and mostly ignore everyone elsebut i'll be thinking of this theni'll be thinking about it a lot
>>33275125They see me driving in a bragging manner, they are resenting my success
>>33277798> slaps a stamp on his butt> "Till next time, sweet cheeks. I (((hope))) they won't return to sender"
>>33277831What did you mean by this?
>>33275584You cant just post something that sad and then leave it like that you bastard.I demand a pic of Tempest being happy with her husbando
>>33278284d'awww. Tempest a good pone now.
>>33278340I dont like the animated version.
>>33277168>While men are at Husbando Camp, mares are attending waifu seminars that go through various things like "How to cook human friendly food".>"Now remember girls, no matter how stubborn your man gets or how romantic you think it might be, do NOT try to feed him a flower sandwich, it doesn't matter if it's a sub that would make Celestia herself weep with inadequacy because the only thing it'll be doing to him is causing his own plumbing to 'weep'.">A hoof is raised.>"This also applies to cakes, no flowers at all Princess, only vegetables, fruit and certain berries.">A hoof is lowered.
>>33278353g a y
>>33278359The thought of Celestia dutifully and excitedly sitting through 'waifu seminars' is adorable.
>>33278366>Having breakfast in the morning with Celestia and a tired Luna+match.I wonder if Luna and/or her man would start cooking / a late supper for the four of you to make it more fair.That sounds comfy as fuck, not going to lie.
>>33278406>wanting to eat stuff made by luna or a lunafagAnon have you forgot "A Royal Problem"? Don't touch any food she tries to make - it's inedible at best and pure poison at worst.
>>33278477No see that was breakfast using a skillet, surely she/they would be decent enough cooks for supper / dinner, right?It's not like they'd accidentally burn the castle down or anything.
>>33278477>implying Luna's match wouldn't make up for that inadequacynigga i would own the shit out of the royal kitchens. you think poners have ever had fried morel covered in butter crackers?
>>33261947>Owning a pitniggerISHYGDDT
>>33278609>fried morelsPatrician taste, Anon.
>>33278609>>33278685Never had morels, but heard they were delicious. Thought about going mushroom hunting myself a while back, got a book on mycology then thought 'fuck that.'Hard as fuck to distinguish edible from kill you instantly.
>>33278693They really are and they are also not hard to distinguish from other, more deadly, mushrooms.
>>33278693they've got a really distinct and nutty flavor, aren't jew-tier expensive like truffles, and hunting for them every year is one of the best bonding activities any father can do with his kid. best place to find them is around dead/dying elm trees early spring; cut em in half lengthwise and dip them in batter, then crushed crackers then fry them and you have a 10/10 snack/meal
>>33260081how do I make the babies then?
>>33278966Magic and Love. Also the magic of love.
>>33261947>having a pitbut Anon, I'm white?
>>33262451You forgot the part about us screeching at the evil wahmen for being evil and stuff
>>33263533glad you didn't kill yourselfbut you should try making real friends and going out with them once in a while
>>33279017I judge things by it's average member.Spiders are usually bros so i leave them alone until they violate the NAP.The modern average human is fucking shit and we desperately need to wipe the slate clean and start again because at the moment the few bright spots of our species are essentially random mutations in a sea of shit that's getting thicker by the day.
Mare wants your salt.
So stronk waifu thread? Stronk Waifu thread.But we had this thread before right? What about Stronk human husbandos?
>>33279327I can dig it.
>>33279392>assuming EQG when pone is visible>We might have a tard on our hands gentlemenAre you retarded Anon?
>>33278353Have to agree. A little too uncanny valley, and the speed of motion seems off.
>>33279766>when you come back home completely exhausted from work and all but crash onto the couch, only to find the pillow feel all moist and sticky against your face as your mare tries to come up with some excuse
>>33279792Neet Pone insert here>She hastily covers herself as you walk in from the door. Her face bright red.>"What happened...?" you ask>"Nothing she says, you shrug it off and walk into the kitchen and hear the sound of a door slam shut and the click of the lock.>You look at her door the back at the couch and see a freshly damp moist spot.>"Dammit Floor..."
>>33280171I feel like drawing now
>A migraine that has had me leaned over a toilet bowl puking up yellow bile for the last six and a half hours has finally let upHow would your mare take care of you when you are sick, Anons? And for that matter, are ponies as resilient to disease as humans? Would she freak out if you got the common cold?
>>33280322that shit aint normal
>>33280326It’s not. It’s a kind of ocular migraine that I inherited from my mom. She gets them more often, but I get them far more severely. Luckily, I only have to deal with it once a year typically, and because it’s so infrequent I’ve never seen a need to go to a doctor for it. But yeah, it fucks up my entire day. This time, I didn’t recognize the warning signs, and I got fucked over. Shit sucks, I was supposed to spend today studying for a final tomorrow.
>>33280322She would. A horse wife shall care for her happily married Anon and the Anon should also do the same in turn.>"Anon!! Are you ok? Do i need to call an ambulance? Should I get them on the line? Do you need medicine? Could you be...oh no...Anon please no, I want you to stay here fore-">She's interrupted by your finger resting on the tip of her snout.>"Dear, dont worry, its just a cold. Ill get better in no time.">The cute saddened look on your mare sends a warm feeling all around you. You offer a smile and she gives a teary eyed one in return as she moves in to nuzzle you.
>>33280343>have a cold>snuggling with mare sounds really really good.>realise she would also get sick.i'd half halfheartedly try to flail her off before i just accepted my fluffy adorably beautiful hot water bottle.
Can this be the next op?
>>33280754>Walking in the woods one day.>Mare out of nowhere with a small bag lunch for you to share as she tries to convince you to come home to equestria with her.
>>33280765She doesn't even have to try at all.
Found this on /pol/. I didnt expect to find a wild poner there.
>>33280776>We're in the pantheon.Almost guaranteed to be a thread regular, but it warms my heart to see this little cult spreading in unexpected places.
>>33280765>The bag lunch is laced with sedatives.>She’s a “husband hunter”.>”Hey Anon, does this taste like knock out drops?
>>33280776link?want to see their reactions
>>33280855Nothing special. One Anon exclaimed that he wanted to fuck this pony.
>>33280823>”Hey Trap Setter, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
>>33281031>wake up chained to a bed>Evil Cadence from the thot-prime universe is here for you>She’s gonna make you cum with her technique
>>33280343>"Anon! Are you feeling better?""Twilight, for the last time, I'm not ill.">"You might be! You scared me so much with that cough.""I just chocked on water, like that never happened to you when you were drinking fast.">"But what if it's not JUST that? What if it's some sort of equestrian virus that's deadly to humans? We'll have to run so many tests.""Oh yeah? Why are you here in bed with me hugging me then?">"It's first aid.""First aid, huh.">"See, you're not coughing anymore, it works.""I wonder why that could be.">"Because I'm so warm and soothing and you can't lift a finger this time around.""That's just because of magic.">"The magic of Twilight's special human care!~""You don't have to worry so much, I'm sure if my hands are free I won't hurt myself.">"You can never know.">She'll stay with you for some time to make sure you feel better, until she falls asleep at your side.>After all, when it comes to the safety of her human, she can't be too thorough.
>>33280787>Unexpected>A bunch of incel ideologues browsing both /pol/ and /mlp/ is 'unexpected'
>>33281161>incelsThey’re more MGTOW.
>>33280343>>33281039>not messing around just a little bit, just so she hugs you extra hard"Hoooooly balls, I ate too much, I feel like I'm going to explode,">"You are?!""Yeah, I think I can die happy now,">"W-what?!! But I thought-I-I thought humans could eat potatoes!""Yeah, just not that many of them,">"Oh no! What did I do?! What am I going to do?!""I heard hugs and kisses could make it go away, but it's a long shot--oof,"Celestia forgive me for wanting to take advantage of my mare's naivete
>>33280776I'm not too surprised considering how well /mlp/ and /pol/ got along during that April Fools merge a couple of years ago.>>33281039>>33281193That's kinda cute though. I'd let her in on the joke after a while and let it become the 'playful' way you ask for kisses and cuddles from each other.
>>33281193>”>"Oh no! What did I do?! What am I going to do?!”“Weeeell...”>Turn over and produce a bowl of eggs.“There is one cure...”
>>33281227>a couple of years ago.>2017 was almost 2 years ago>2018 is already almost overI wasn't prepared for this feel anon
>>33281353>g4 began in 2010
>>33281415>Earth began in 4400008082 BC
>>33281442>Our lives began in the past>We are all obsolete
>>33281353Man, 1995 is still 5 years ago for me sometimes.
>>33266259>tfw you'll never be bullied by an aggressive pone>tfw you'll never be brutally forced to get on your knees to eat her out>tfw you'll never feel her yank your hair and clench her legs around your head while orgasming >tfw she'll never pat your shoulder and say "That will do, piggy. That will do."
>>33281604>1995I was 11.
>>33281671I sense an rough AJ fetish here Anon, or do you mean any farm earth pony? There arent a lot shown unless you're talking about the Appleloosa episode.
>>33281714Why don't you fortnite dance right off my lawn you cock flavored popsicle
>>33281714Old enough to know what to look for, have enough time to witness 3-4 more seasons. Could be worse.
>>33281714>tfw, for a time, I reflected the 30-year-old-boomer meme (sans monster energy drink)>got up at 7am to do yard work during summer>now that it's winter my schedule has shifted to the point that I go to sleep at around 3am and am lucky to get out of bed before noonI'm gonna need to break that habit before work starts up again in a couple months, but interesting stuff only seems to happen at the dead watches of night EST.
>>33281671>Ywn go with your stronk nordpone wife on elder scrolls type adventures, fighting the horrors of the land
>>33281908>tfw when Nordpone would ask you to sit with her near a campfire and tell tales of your adventyures, before snuggling inside an extra large bedroll
>>33282217>Swn impart the secrets of two hooved weapon fighting while teaching her the secrets of alchemy before settling for a picturesque view of the snow coated mountains
>>33281161Do I count as a incel if I willingly don't want sexual intercourse yet?
>>33282345Only if you blame society for your own failures/shortcomings instead of working towards fixing them.Chastity doesn't have anything to do with that.
>>33282357Oh, then no then. Honestly I know it makes ne sound like a faggot but kinda trying to get enough money and and a big enough house to support a family, then find someone I actually love. Hardest part is currently trying to find a good area with a nice school nearby.
>>33282345Voluntary celibacy is a completely different kettle of fish.
>>33282373>prioritizing making a stable home/income before seeking a loverare you me
>>33282373There's no faggotry in there, other than the value you give your virginity, but working towards creating the perfect environment to start and sustain your (future) family is the most respectable thing there is.Godspeed Anon.
>>33282373>then find someone I actually lovegood luck with that one duder60% divorce rate is some mighty poor odds
>>33282373Very commendable, but bare in mind your prospects on the 'finding love' part will unfortunately get worse as you get older.We shitpost and exaggerate about women quite a bit and how shit they are, but there's quite a lot of first hand experience mixed in as well.Personally I've gone the opposite direction towards monk/hermit-tier celibacy, other than a relatively secure job to keep my quality of life, shitposting is pretty much my only social activity.You'd be surprised how much you can get done in terms of self / home improvement when you believe it's working towards being the best man you can be for your lover (mare)
>>33282436Yeah, but a divorce isn't my main worry. It's a loveless relationship. I've see friends get into those and it's almost worse than a divorce. Two angry people who don't want to divorce the other because they don't want to go through the hell or separate the kids, so they just yell at each other about how much they hate the other. One starts hiding themselves from the other by staying at work, the other gets more angry and takes it out on the kids or just begins badmouthing the other. The kids can't take it and off themself or grow up hating one of or both of the parents. It's really sad.
>>33282619It's that time of night again huh?
Reminder that mares become very frisky when preggers, be sure to scratch your wife's itch while she's carrying your foals
>>33282648But don't forget actual scratchies.Those ears need some lovin'.
>>33282648>>33282641>>33282673>Gently rubbing her belly and hearing her gasp as you feel a small hoof press against your palm.I would give up everything for a chance at experiencing this.
>>33282700>ywn get to feel her soft belly as she cuddles by the fireplace near you>ywn hear the pony doctor tell you that your wife is pregnant>ywn become so obsessed about evry little thing that could harm your wife and foal>ywn hear your foal call you daddyIts that time Anons, time to wallow in misery at our foolish dreams of having horse wife
>>33282508yeah I feel you my dudeyou just have to find the girl sharing the right values, yours, just don't fall for the 'she could change' memevalues is the most important thing for a long lasting relationship, because once the honeymoon phase is gone, that's the only thing that's left
>>33282648>>33282700>>33282757well fuck you too guys
>>33282824>tfw have died gloriously multiple times in my dreams>tfw wake up feeling fulfilled and GLORIOUS
>>33282757>Foolish.Who is the fool, the one who gives up all hope or the one who knows in his heart that he will meet his waifu one day.Distance will not deter me.Despair will not claim me.Death will not hold me.If there is one thing in the multiversal planes that I as an entity will ever accomplish, it will be hugging my mare.And maybe asking her to sit on my face, but that comes later.
>>33282508>It's a loveless relationship.You pretty much described my state of life.>t. Loveless Marriage Anon
>>33282857Hooved salvation will take us all, but you can skip ahead of me should the time come.
>>33282981>Mares always keep a piece of clothing their mates wear as the scent comforts them
>>33283277Like I coild fit more than a single limb in that tiny-ass bathtub...
>>33283396You have to lift her up, get into the tub and then put her onto your lap. Do you even waifu?
>>33283277>>33283396>Ywn make sweet lovin to her in a roman style bath
>>33283424Kinda off topic, but whatever. Roman Style bathes are really fucking nice. I visited a restored one in germany and it was probably the best bathing experience in my life.
>>33283424>roman style bath>greek life.jpgare you trying to start shit?
>>33283403Bathtub is still too damn small.Can only submerge one ass check.
>>33283436It was the closest thing I had
>>33283460You will just have to make do then. Your waifu will be warmer than the water anyway.
>>33283460Enjoy that burger, fatty ding dong can't even fit in a bathtub
I find the lack of greentext here disturbing.Which green is active besides #deca?
>>33283572Agreed, this is now a thread about Anons losing weight for waifus>Join me
>>33283897do you want greentext? Ill provide greentext about this>>33283908
>>33283897You know, I’m not sure. I don’t remember when Violet updated last. I think Anthony said he wanted to have another update out before the end of the month, and that’s about as much as I can recall.
>>33281161>>33282345>Unironically not partaking in the game because no pony mare to wooAnd how about that? Incel or vocel?
>>33283908>healthier diet and lack of motorized transport in Equestria causes husbandos to lose weight, gain muscle mass, become more alert and generally improve physical condition
>>33281700>1995I was -5
>>33284168Dont forget the air and water, those two things alone would cause serious detox effects.It really doesnt matter how /fit/ you are before going, or if you regularly exercised, within a month you'll at the very least a healthy specimen of a human.You're almost definitely going to feel sick for the first few weeks though as everything gets worked out of your system.Doubly so if you include my dumb headcanon of the iron in your blood slowly being replaced by mana.Just another reason for husbando camp.
>>33284174>Kids born in the year 2000 are legal adultsFML
>>33284223lmao get yeeted on you no skin
>>33282857My recommendation friend if you don't mind it, talk it out, if you have kids let them know it's nothing to do with them, that it just happens sometimes. Sit down and talk with the wife, let her know that it's neither of your fault (Even if it is) and talk out a possible peaceful split up. Do a week to week thing if you have the kids but don't separate them if there's two, it will only hurt them. Again, I don't know what's going on, but don't let it get too out of hand.
>>33284256>4chan relationship advices
Regular reminder that man + mare is prevalent throughout the ages.>Epona was a protector of horses, ponies, donkeys, and mules. She was particularly a goddess of fertility, as shown by her attributes of a patera, cornucopia, ears of grain and the presence of foals in some sculptures.>Epona is a nurturer, a protector, and she herself is said to be the result of a coupling between a man and a mare.>Epona was born somewhere between 50-52 bce during the Iron Age. Her father, not liking women, took a mare to mate and she bore a beautiful white filly. Epona being born half mare and half human was named by her mother thus giving Epona the ability to shape shift from horse to human.
>>33284019Violet updated like 2-3 threads ago. Anthony's Luna green has been updated there too. Those are at least not ded.
>>33284168>>33284181>some anon's, definitely not used to the shock of a healthy lifestyle begin to jones for things they missed>"I KNOW ONE OF YOU FUCKERS HAS A CIGARETTE, DAMNIT!"
>>33284376I hope that wouldn't be me. I dropped smoking just recently because the winter is cold and I'm too fucking lazy to take off my handgear outdoors or gear up to go to the balcony since I don't smoke indoors
>>33284291Epona x Sleipnir fic when?
>>33284291>Mane/mare couplings are so powerful they concieve gods
>>33283897it's hard to write a greens that aren't only about your waifu desu
I like how we have boomer and zoomers all here, it just shows that pony waifus aren't a generational thing.I'm glad all you fags are here too.
>>33284463I used to think so too but I managed to do it somehow. On the other hand I haven't written any green about my waifu for a year now. So I dunno if it was worth it.
>>33284256>split upbullshitkids need to live with BOTH their parents until they're at least 16, going to the dad's on the weekends is a memejust endure it and act as if everything was fine in front of them, if you can't do that, find a therapist that will teach you how to do it
>>33284521>haha shrinks are a meme, it's all because of (((them)))on one hand you got someone that studied the human mind and talked to people throughout his entire life, and on the other you got some incel nigger believing in the jew meme trying to give you some insights on what to do with your lifeback to /pol/ with you
>>33284534>incel>gb2pol waaaahShut up, fuck.
>>33284540get fucked niggergo spew some memes about the kikes or the roasties or something instead of trying to give life advice
>>33284549And this little faggot went ree ree ree all the way home; likely to clean his room
This whole website would be so much better if each and every /pol/shitter got banned permanently.
>>33284555These /pol/fags don't remember we saved their asses during the invasion of r/T_DThey want us hanging with the rest of the degenerates
>>33284549>>33284554Celestia’s alabaster teats, will you fags stop arguing over some inane shit. Neither of you are gonna make any headway, only shit up the thread
>>33284576you can suck my cock too, I'm not listening to you, you're not my mare
>>33284579but what if he is? on the internet nobody knows for sure>tfw mares identify their husbandos via shitposting on a yakistani yodeling forum
>>33284584Stop going to /x/ Lyra, it rots your brain
>>33284584>"Yes Anon, I have been watching you for a long time now,">oh shit fuck what>"I have read every shitposts you made these last few years,">all of them?!>even lion around?!>"And I know for a fact that we're made for one another, because I've also read...">you freeze as her lips move closer to your ear>"All the greens you wrote about me,">it takes you a few seconds to get out of your stammering stupor/autism"A-all of them?!">"Every. Single. One.">you can't stifle the whimper escaping your lips as you slowly but surely realize how thoroughly fucked you are>and she just smirks in response
>>33284614jeez I can feel the spaghetti from here
>>33284616that's fine, right?everyone has spaghettis lying around somewhereright?
>>33280776>the murder /k/ube is khorne>kek is tzeench>ebola-chan is papa nurgle>candance is slaanesh>tfw you realize 4chan autists are literal hereticsBut that begs the question,who are the other non chaos gods?>muhammad and allah are gork and morm>trump is big E>the norks are tau with the kims as the ethereal cast>europeans are eldars before the fall
>>33284624>Tupac is the god of nigs and hoodrats>Moloch is the god of domination and oppression by the (((elites)))>Demiurge is angery about everyone shitting on his sand castle
>>33284632so where the hell is creed and his warhound titan bullshit?
>>33284614>"I've also read all the green you've been writing about other mares. Even about those I personally know.">"Care to explain, 'husbando'?"
>>33284643goddamnit stop trying to ruin my fucking fetishfuck youit was all peer pressure, I swear
>>33284643>”My writings were needed by other anons to connect to their waifus, I did it for them”
>>33284635>Erwin Rommel is Creed’s early incarnation
>>33284643>She wouldn't find it kinky and excitingBitch please.
>>33284614The spaghetti eruption would dwarf mt. Saint Hellens
>>33284646Well >>33284647 is kinda right, at least you were still about mares and not about anthro, EQG and other cancer, right? right?
>>33284647"We reed books, too anon."Endless cuddling and hugs ensued
>>33284673haha yeah definitely
>>33284673One anon an hero’d and when to the b&thro futa universe, I still kind of hope he can find some peace though
>>33284694>tfw no crime boss mf
>>33284694>marsminerThat's not how you should love your mare, faggot
>tfw missing someone you've never met
>>33284694She looks like a strong independent mare who don't need no man. Also fairly secure and successful in life, with two stallions at her side. That mare ain't getting matched.
>>33284673Would you classify AI mares as cancer?
>>33284774A lesser evil, but not necessarily cancer. It still seeks to replace a mare, so it is impure. Unless you waifu the AI mare herself and only seek her, not an 'actual' mare.
>>33284256>>33284512Thanks Anons. Unfortunately it's far too late for me. I've resigned to my fate. Good news is the kids are grown. I ended up blog posting about it a few months ago.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32832951/#32846423Like I said; if my story helps even one of you avoid a THOT then my suffering is not in vain.>kids need both parents until at least 16Looking back I find it hard to argue. The THOT moved out and the kids stayed with me. The separation hit the eldest child pretty hard. I remember getting called in to the school to talk with their 1st grade teacher. While the eldest would put on a brave face at home they were crying almost daily at school. We reassured them that the situation was not their fault. They did nothing wrong and that they were the most wanted & loved child in the world to me their mother.
>>33284798>Sunfag>Writing wAIfu greenThen I'm fucked.
>>33284799yeah I think I told you the same back then toosplitting up is just horrible for the kids, they need to be old enough to understand the basics of relationships first or they'll just end up believing it's their faultand not only that but they need both maternal and paternal figures, and splitting up means not having a mom or a dad at home, and both choices are just as bad, for different reasons
>>33284804>Twifag>Writing wAIfu green>Written greens for three other mares, one of them being an OCI'm even more fucked in this case for sure.
>>33284809>booksmart of all ponies wouldn't understand that you writing stories about other characters getting it on doesn't actually mean anythinghell, of all the mares I bet only glimglam and maybe limestone would have a problem with that
>>33284624>BLOOD FOR THE /K/UBE>OIL FOR THE OIL GOD>BRASS FOR THE BRASS THRONE
>>33284817Why glimglam? She would probably understand that just as well.
>>33284829same reason limestone wouldstunted mares with barely any experience with the other sex and with messed up valuesI'd definitely see them as being extremely possessive and acting extremely jealous, and even if she'd say that everything's alright and that she 'understands', it'd still eat her from the inside>why did he write about those other mares>that means he likes them right>or at least some part of them>does it mean I should be more like them?!
>>33284837That could be applied to Twilight too though. Especially knowing one of those mares is Celestia
>>33259523>Russian ponybot is actually just a mare inside a robot costume
>>33284842idk, I think she read enough romance novels and other shrink studies to not fall for that memenot that I'd have a problem with her being like thatand it's on you for writing about her mother figure, I got nothing to get you out of that oneespecially since I find her real mom kinda hot
>>33284808You probably did.I should've know better considering my own childhood. My parents divorced when I was 9. Mom moved 400 miles away taking my sister with her. Leaving me with an abusive father thinking he wouldn't hit me. I can still remember; clear as day, watching my mom drive away. Seeing my sister's face popping up in the rear window looking at me. Probably wondering why I wasn't in the car with her.GAH! Ok, I'm going to go look at pics of cute ponies doing cute things.
>>33284902go blogpost on >>>/soc/ you attention seeking faggot
Next thread?>>33275030They go to reeducational camps>>33284624who's necrons
>>33285014>who's necronsWarhammer 40k race.Bionic tin cans who murder everything they can find for their gods.
>>33285014No Necrons... yet.
>>33285014>>33285020Never mind, I was retarded.
>>33285014Reawakening undead in South America could be necrons/tomb kings
new bread when?
>>33281700I was -4
>page 8>no new threadis it all ogre now? did the thots win?
>>33285462The thots always win anon. That's why us incels are eternally salty.
>>33285474Wrong. Love the mare, screw the system.