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>>33259394First for anal sex
>The walk into school was a slow, stiff one that neither Celestia nor Luna took pleasure in. It was the second day after their disaster of a shoot, and the two women were still feeling it. Not as bad as yesterday--both of them had been forced to take a sick day because they were so sore--but it was a wonder that they had been able to get out of bed in the morning.>Both women couldn't help but feel a bit ashamed about the debacle. They were knowledgeable, older women with years of experience under their belts. Having some child almost half their age making them bedridden without even taking his pants off was a taste of reality that neither woman cared for.>Celestia honestly didn't know why she had uploaded the video that she managed to scrape together from their two terrible scenes. It was far too short, Luna hadn't worn a mask during her scene and had come very close to exposing her whole face to the camera, and her... unexpected excitement meant the thing was worthy of nothing but the virtual trash bin. Neither of the sisters had managed to work up the courage to even look at the video since Celestia had put it up.>As they made their way into the school's halls, they were greeted by their fellow teachers. They returned the greetings with as much enthusiasm as they could muster, stopping in the teacher’s lounge just long enough to get two cups of coffee before making a beeline to Celestia's office. There they locked the door and sat down, Celestia pulling out her home laptop."Lets just see what the damage is, Luna. The worst thing that happens is that we fail and try to make something else," Celestia said, running a hand through her messy hair as she turned the laptop on.
>>33259403>"We should have done this before we came into work," Luna said, staring back at the door."We were lucky to get out of bed this morning. Now shush. I need to see this now or it'll be bothering me all day. Better to know we failed now than hoping, right?">Luna grunted, pressing her face against her sister's desk and covering her head with her arms.>"I can't believe I'm sore because someone stuck their tongue up my ass," she muttered. "I didn't even know it FELT like that..."Celestia reached over to pat her sister's head as her laptop sparked to life. "It's been a while for the both of us," she said.>Luna just snorted. "There's no way that it'd been THAT long. When did men even start doing stuff like that? What, did they get bored of cunts?""I've read that some women respond very well to anal play. May--">"No, I'm not having this conversation with you on school grounds. In fact, I don't want to have this conversation with you in any setting for any reason. Now hurry up and tell me how terribly we did so I can go to my office and fall asleep.">Celestia logged onto her computer, looking up the site she had uploaded their video on. The older woman bit her lower lip, looking over at Luna for support. Her sister didn't so much as raise her head, which did not help the worry she felt at all.>With more than a little trepidation, she typed in the username that she had set up the other day. She stared at her computer screen for several movements, the worry on her face turning into confusion, then disbelief, then excitement."Luna. Luna. Get up and look at this.">"What? Did we get an award for worst video ever made?" Luna asked.
>>33259404>Celestia jumped out of her seat, running around her desk. She grabbed her little sister under her arms and all but picked her up. Luna didn't take kindly to the woman handling, letting out a yelp of surprise and swinging her arms at her, but Celestia barely noticed.With a grin, she sat Luna down in her own chair and pointed at her computer. "Look at that!">Luna squinted, leaning forward.>"...I don't know any anything on the screen means, sister. Except for that ad about the boob enhancing pills, which is no doubt nonsense since I very much doubt those are real in any shape or form.""Look at our followers! We had zero the other day but look at them now," Celestia said, poking the computer screen with her finger. "There's thousands, Luna. Thousands!">She sat on Luna's lap--much to Luna's disapproval--her fingers dancing across the keyboard."If we have this many followers our video must have done fantastic. Here let me--Holy sweet mercy LOOK at this!">Luna, pushing her sister to the side, once again stared at the screen. "What?""The views, Luna, the views!" Celestia said, growing more and more excited. "Look at them! We have two hundred thousand! Two hundred thousand!">Before Luna could reply, her sister leapt out of her lap, the force of which sent her and the chair into the wall behind them.>"Sister, will you control yourself?" she snapped.>Celestia didn't seem to hear her as she grabbed the microphone on her test. She turned it on, causing all of the speakers in the school to crackle to life at once."Anon. E Mous, if you're in the building could you please come to the principal's office immediately. Thank you.">She dropped the microphone back into the desk, giggling like a schoolgirl.
>>33259407"I can't believe that people liked it! This is fantastic! This is incredible! We need to check and see how much money we made off this! Luna look on the thingy and check how much money we're making off the video!">"I don't know how to do that, sister," Luna said, standing up from her sister's chair and pushing it back under her desk. "Will you stop that? People are going to hear.">Celestia ignored her, bouncing around her office like a child filled to the brim with sugar. >They had done it. Even after their horrible, terrible video they had managed to make a good first impression with their viewer base. Now they could only move upwards from here and grow on that base, and if they happened their worries about the budget would be over.>There was a knock on Celestia's door. Celestia practically skipped over toward it, unlocking and throwing open the door to reveal Anon. The young man looked a bit tired with a slight case of bed head.>"Morning Ms. Celestia. Morning Ms. Luna," he said with a yawn. "Whatcha need?">Barely containing her excitement, Celestia grabbed the young man and pulled him into her office."I just checked our video," she said, keeping her voice down.>Anon blinked, a bit of worry flashing across his face. "Oh? How did people like it?""They didn't like it," Celestia said, causing the young man to deflate. "They LOVED it.">This caused Anon to perk up. "Really?""Really-really," Celestia said, leading him toward her desk. "Just look!">Anon grabbed the principal's computer, spinning it around. He stared at the screen for a few moments. The tiredness on his face evaporated, excitement replacing it until he turned back toward Celestia.>"We got all of those views?" he asked with a grin.The older woman nodded. "We did!"
>>33259407INB4 they reveal to the whole school they made a porno
>>33259413>Anon let out an excited squeal, hands flying to his face. Celestia let out the same sound, grasping his shoulders. The two jumped up and down, looking absolutely thrilled.>"Will you two stop it? Please?" Luna said, pinching the bridge of her nose. "For harmony's sake, Celestia. You're a teacher! Act like it!">"Oh come on now, Luna," Celestia said, bounding over to her little sister. "Aren't you the least bit happy that this worked?">She tugged on Luna's sleeve. The younger sister allowed herself to be pulled to her feet, where Celestia pulled her into a hug.>"If we keep this up we'll be able to get the teacher's lounge repainted! Or maybe we could get new school books! Or get the entire back of the school repaved!" the principal said, rocking her sister back and forth.>Luna couldn't help but smile. "One step at a time, sis. This could just be a fluke.">Celestia released her sister, walking back over to Anon and pulling him into a hug. "I knew we could do it. I knew it!" she said, smooshing the young man between her breasts. "Thank you for helping us, Anon. Without you we'd be going nowhere.">Anon said something, though it was largely muffled by the principal's boobs, giving her a thumbs up. Celestia let out another giggle, leading both of them toward her chair. She sat down, then pulled him onto her lap.>"Anon, you know a lot about technology right? Be a dear and see how much money we made off this," she said, placing her hands on his thighs.>"Yes ma'am," Anon replied, grabbing the laptop. "Now let’s see here...">Both Celestia and Anon stared intently at the screen as he navigated through the website. His tongue poked out of his mouth and his brow was furrowed in concentration.>"It looks like we made... eighty bucks?" he said, staring back at the principal.
>>33259417Celestia clapped her hands together. "That's wonderful!">Anon clicked through a few menus. "Huh, it looks like our video is doing well with men.">"Really?" Luna said, leaning on the desk to get a better look.>"Yeah, it's in the tags right there I think," Anon said, pointing toward the screen. "There's big with the boys, oral, teacher on student, and... huh." >His face scrunched up.>"It looks like maledom too.">Celestia and Luna exchanged glances.>"Maledom? What on earth is that?" Luna asked.>Anon pulled out his phone, typing on the screen.>"Maledome: A relationship opposite to femdom in which the male is the dominant partner sexually or otherwise. The male is also the top in BDSM play whereas the female takes the submissive role and is the bottom. The relationship is not always hetrosexual," he read.>The two women let that sink in. They both frowned."Submissive? We weren't submissive," Celestia said.>"You almost most certainly weren't the dominant partner in those scenes," Luna added, her chest puffing up. "Neither I nor my sister were bottoms either.">Confusion came to her face.>"...Praytell, what is a bottom?">Anon typed on his phone again.>"Bottom: Someone who prefers to take a more submissive role in sexual situations.""We don't prefer to be submissive in sexual situations," Celestia said. "Were those people even watching our video? We were name calling you the whole time!">Luna grabbed the laptop. "Does our video have comments? How do I look at them?" she asked, clicking icons.>"You push that button right there to get to the video. No, the other one. Then, yeah, click on that. You'll have to scroll down then I think.">Frowning, Luna as she was told.>"Great video," she read. "Short but sweet. Nice to see a scene where the guy takes the lead."
>>33259419>She scoffed, scrolling down more.>"Hot. The blue hair one makes the funniest--I DO NOT MAKE FUNNY FACES WHEN I CUM!">Luna growled, scrolling down, becoming angrier and angrier with each comment that she read. All of them were much the same, saying how different and nice it was that a man was able to lead the scene and not be a walking cock. Here and there were also comments mocking her and her sister, something which didn't sit very well with the vice-principal.>Sure, they had been a little taken off guard the other day, but that didn't mean they were bottoms! Both Luna and her sister were leaders! They might not have had male companionship in who knows how long but if they did they'd be the one wearing the pants in the relationship! To have that called out, by strangers no less, was a blow to the woman's pride that she couldn't take sitting down. From the look on her sister's face, it seemed she was just as unamused by the whole thing as she was.>Luna cleared her throat, turning toward her sister and Anon. Anon was staring up at her, head between Celestia's bosom, eyes full of innocence and hope. The older woman's nostrils flared. Something needed to be done about this. If they didn’t nip this in the bud immediately they’d be the laughing stock of these internets. >"I believe I have an idea for our next video."
>>33259420Done for now
>>33259420>>"I believe I have an idea for our next video.">cue sexy, wacky hijink where it doesn't work out as Luna planned, but it works out in Lunas end
>>33258859>You meet Glimglam before she goes off the deep end into hardcore gommunism :DDD>Naturally, since you're a male, she stops to hear you out.>Also you gave her the licc, so that probably helped convince her.>Starlight slowly sees it your way, that communism, conforming totally, and mind control is not right, and that individualism and excellent skill are grand things to be rewarded>...But she jumps to the other end of the spectrum, becoming a meme level AnCap. NAP, free market fuckery, contracts, the whole shebang. >Instead of mind control, she puts her broken charisma towards business, aided her new favorite spell, The Binding Oath, which can enforce everything from implied verbal to paper contracts.>"It's not mind control! They consented to all terms and conditions and were free to decline!" >Now that you're created a new (if more controllable) monster from your friend/fuck buddy, you marry Glimmer, carefully keeping her from accidentally taking over Equestria. >You love her to pieces but jesus this mare. She practically robbed a poor jeweler to get your engagement ring with nothing but wordplay.>In an effort to get her to try and calm down, you convince her to move to this small town called Ponyville.>Little did you know...
With that segment of the story, I'm gonna say first for best pony.>>33259423Keep up the good work LaP
How do you like your RGRE?>Like present day earth but flipped.>1950's america.>Stallion / mare ratio is 1:3 at best.>Stallions are 100% factually the weaker / simpler gender, colt's like big mac are an extremely rare anomaly.
>>33259474A mix of 1, 3 and 4
>>33259474option 2 definitely, option 3 tentativelynot sure if I could overcome the whole polygamy/polyamory thing and I'm ok with that
>>33259460Adorable LE Glimmer would be a good waifu and is solid story fodder.
>>33259474A mix of all of the above.
>>33259486That is the absolute best Luna pic. No other Luna pic can top it.
>>33259460Friendly reminder that this guy is basically THE archetypal RGRE dad
>>33259506i feel this one is tied for first
>>33259509That one is pretty great too, but I still don't think it tops the other.
>>33259515then i'm afraid we have to agree to disagree. have another luna, friend
>>33259486>>33259509>>33259515The soft and feminine features in both really make them top notch. The gentle lines and curves really do it.
You are all small time.
>>33259423Funny and adorable reactions by Celly and Anon were perfect. Excellent update as always. I can't wait to read the next one.>first picI haven't considered Centaurs before but that Celly one was intriguing.>>33259474A bit closer to present day but RGR. I'd rather have the Stallion:Mare ratio 1:4 or 1:5. It doesn't make sense to me that stallions would be weaker but maybe a little simpler if only to conform. I have no issues with polyamory. Love is multiplied not divided. Shared not hoarded.
>>33259423you're a good person LAP.
>>33259560Polyamory only works properly if everyone loves each other, rather than it being centered on one person.So instead of A and B love C and are friendly with each other at best, tolerate each other at worst.A and B and C love each other.The first is a harem, the second is a proper relationship, if unorthodox.
>>33259460>The big bad of the week comes stomping through town. >On the way, the villain stomps on the Glimmer family lawn>NAP = Violated>Villain is promptly vaporized by Star's patented Nuclear Powered Perimeter Defense Arcania Plasma Casters©™>Day is saved before anyone even knows it.
>>33259584>turning Glimmer from a communist to ancapI didn't know I needed this
>>33259577And the second never works in the real world, unfortunately. First only works if you're rich and powerful.
>>33259577Pretty much. I see polyamorous groups as loving, caring for and supporting each other. Communication is key to a successful relationship.
>>33259592>Anon has to tell cave ponies to not fuck everything because that's how you get griffons and hippogriffs>He unintentionally started a near genocidal war on griffon>Celestia stopped it and has been helping the Jew birds for centuries
>>33259590I like to imagine i could have enough love for two, but that's really only because of who they are rather than my own preferences.It's also kind of heretical ITT since one of them is a stallion.
>>33259592>Anon is rgre SlaaneshThe most he could be is a daemon prince, and that's only if he goes full blown Ow The Edge mode
>>33259625I think it means he's considered like Slaanesh in a way or whatever. Just a normal dude who did a few favors, tried to say 'hold up, I ain't holy' but couldn't in time. >Whoops, Anon is now a religious figure.>WhatTheFuckDidISay.scroll
>>33259506I dunno, I like this one.
>>33259449Oh, it'll be in luna's end alright.
>>33259743>Luna releases this picture as a joke>Equestria has the worst draught in millennia when Celestia's anger/embarrassment raises the sun's temperature a few degrees>Starving common mares take the picture at face value>Equestrian revolution, as violent as France's follows>When the truth was discovered the cost in lives was deemed to high to allow it>Celestia is now scapegoated as horse Marie Antoinette
>>33259423I can only imagine the dialogue for the next one, LaP.>From his position on his knees looking up at the two sisters, a questioning look appears on his face as he says to the two, "But...you poop from there".>The two sisters exchange glances at each other, then in unison turning to Anon replying "Not tonight we don't."
>>33259774that reference is never gonna die is it?
>>33259341This reminds me of that prompt in the incest thread that was frankly pretty good. It was Equestrian Sunset meeting the human version of her brother, Anon, in the human world after he died in her own. Vice versa, the real human Sunset, Anon's little sister, is dead too.Could be an interesting RGRE thread where, after each being ecstatic of finding their sibling alive, Sunset goes mega-protective sister mode and swears not to let anything happen to this version of her brother.Incidentally, when her friends start to take a liking to him, it drives her up the wall.
>>33259810Doubtful. Besides, they could have Anon stealing lemons instead.
>>33259743>"Koose je waffmula. Oh ho ho ho ho""Sister it's unbecoming to talk with your mouth full.">*gulp* "My apologies Luna. Would you ask the waitress to bring more cake please? I've been dying to try their red velvet."
>>33259625>>33259637>>33259592>Anon, after teaching some really shit ponies how to do basic, mundane things appears in modern times.>While he did somehow be seen as a 'God', the arrival of Celestia and Luna helped keep whatever follower count to be a bit lower than expected.>Some do recognize him and gawk but other than that, he's...kinda treated normally.>Except by Celestia and Luna.>They gawk extra hard at him, like they've seen a ghost.>Turns out they were either little fillies when Anon came to be or were told stories by their parents/creators.>It was like meeting a childhood hero and having them be cool as shit even after all the years (at first anyway).>Anon has no damn clue what to do with starstruck princesses and ponies who either think he's hot shit or think he IS shit and that the Princesses are clearly better and are totally awesome goddesses...
Found my belly dancer pics and want them to be used for something. Don't know what, but here.
>>332594742 and 3, since 3 supplies motivation for 2 to happen. Maybe a bit of 4 for flavour, depending on what's being written.
>>33259605What if in the past it was a bunch of professors that were sent to Equestria and now humans are thought to be mythical beings of knowledge. Anon shows up present day Equestria and ponies start thinking a new age of learning will begin. And yes I’m very aware that how useful the professors were is pretty dependent on which university.
>>33259861>Luna finds Tia acting like an overprotective swan toward anon embarassing and hopes to everything good and holy he won't think she's the same>hfw she just wants his autograph and /somepony/ keeps ruining the moment
>>33259879>What if in the past it was a bunch of professors that were sent to Equestria and now humans are thought to be mythical beings of knowledgeI'll be honest, I immediately thought of the Ancients
>BellydancersI bet their friends think those girls are gay as shit.>"No, shut up, we're doing it for a horsetube video! We're streaming it for charity!"
>>33259928>If Anon doesn't think you cuck after this, you don't know what will.>Maybe having the girls eat his cum out your pussy, but that seems like a waste.>Why must it be so hard to be a bacon girl?>Even Lyra and Bon Bon laugh at you.
>>33259944stop* thinking* your* a*
>>33259948Stop thinking he's a what?Get it? D-Do'ya get it?
>>33259861>>33259888>Celestia is far more excited because she was old enough to remember Anon and the stories that later followed.>Luna's excited too but holy tatarus is Celly geeking out hardcore. >It makes Lyra's excitement look tame in comparison...
>>33259931When you write it, Anon.Will you or anyone do it though?
>>33259981>or anyoneGod, I haven't even watched the show in ten years. It would be cool, though.
>>33259861>>33259888>>33259970>Anon's so called 'followers' and "demons" (he doesn't know where the hell they come from and he isn't sure why) all get to hear about how much time Celestia has been trying to spend with Anon along with her sister.>Mass jealousy ensues.
>>33260144>Tfw no teenage jailbait goth gf to snuggle
>>33249867Booru upload when?
>>33260153and fug>implying a teenage goth would be goth for long when getting regularly fugged
>>33260165Could end up a perky goth. Just someone who likes the style, not necessarily "everything's darkness".
>>33260179Besides that one girl from that one show my grandparents watch, name another.
>>33260269https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerkyGothWhole bunch of exames there.
>>33260138>All Celestia wanted was to feel like a little Filly again.>Luna just wants a damn Autograph already.>And all of a sudden, a horde of ponies are trying to get their 'God' to pay attention to THEM instead...
>>33259394>Anon has to horse-strip to earn enough money for rent>Since ponies are already naked, this means Anon has to sexily sway his body and put on layers of clothing on a raised stage while mares throw bits at him
>>33260337>for the particularly saucy mares he winds up in a dozen layers and is stuck awkwardly shuffling while T-posed in a parka
>>33259819Wonder if they're ever going to address Human World Sunset in the show.
Reminder that dragon waifus are the superior waifusHow can mares even compete
First for best pony>>33259394
How autistic is it to use my own Booru to tag and organize pictures and stories of RGRE?
>>33260596I've been wishing for the last 12 yeas as my image folders only increase in number and complete disorganization that there were booru-like tagging features built into the file system. Ridiculously long filenames are a shitshow, and the majority of images I save have no meaningful name anyway. Can't even prune duplicates easily anymore, there's no clone detector software I know of that won't crash itself or hang the computer if I were stupid enough to make it compare hundreds of GB of files.
>>33259394Damn I just lynched 8 million niggers, furries, and horse fuckers
>>33260677>Damn I just lynched 8 million niggers, furries, and horse fuckershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvUL28Skt6E
Prompt idea. >Ponies want take Anon to do horse karaoke>Anon agrees because he has shit else to-do >Turns out equestrian karaoke machines use some sore of mind reading gem to play the song the user wants.>it's Anon's turn >Ponies expect some pretty pop or love song from the sensitive stallion>Anon is a metal fan so the machine starts playing metal.>Ponies don't have metal music.>Que ponies freaking out about at stailion singing aggressive evil music al a 90s satanic panic
>>33260774I like Ponies-Listen-To-Human-Music stories, and I guess that's a nice way to introduce it, but no one is ever going to pick it up, so unless you plan to do it yourself...
>>33260669Dupeguru not work for you or something? 'Hundreds of GB' is exactly what it works on when I filter through my kommando information stores.
>You are Anon, and you're suffering amnesia.>It's not that big of a deal, really.>It's not like you're wondering the streets asking who you are.>Matter of fact, you're living pretty comfortably in a giant, crystal castle.>Twilight was nice enough to let you live with her when she found you, and you try to pay her kindness back by being a good guest.>You do kitchen work with Spike and help clean the castle.>You also serve as the princess' personal body-pillow when she needs something warm to lay on while reading.>Starlight often ends up on top of you, as well, and even Spike has joined the pile on occasion to read comic books.>You don't mind, and it's all preferable to the first months here.>The other castle-dwellers has been skittish around you, but did their best to hide it.>You don't blame them, of course, what with being an alien, and simply worked to show them they didn't need to be afraid.>You still want to work on gaining the trust of the rest of the town, but Twilight doesn't like you leaving the castle.>You scare ponies, and she's afraid someone might get hurt in the panic.>You're saddened by this, but try to ignore it, focusing instead on trying to remember your past.>The others say they'll help, but they always get fidgety and their promises always end up empty.>Maybe they just don't know where to start and don't want to disappoint you.>Regardless, life keeps moving forward uneventfully.>Until one day, while you and Spike are organizing Twilight's growing library, there's an emergency, and the two mares whisk the dragon away, saying something about his fire being useful.>You hear ponies outside screaming about a plant-monster, and guess that's why.>You aren't worried.>They'll handle it.>Instead, you go back to work, unpacking book donations and purchases before putting them in piles.>One box you open, however, doesn't have books.>It's full of newspapers dating back years.
>>33260774>Sounds like angels screaming and devils moaning escape the machine as the alien stallion merely /smiled/.>No pony had ever heard such /evil/ music before and refused to believe that a poor, sensitive stallion would ever listen to it in the first place.>All hopes of Anon secretly freaking out or demanding the machine to be fixed are dashed as he says five, spine chilling words:"Oh! I know this one!">A whole bar grew silent as Anon actually began to sing, words becoming gibberish in parts as what could only be describe as 'Lyrics from Hell' were belted out.>Screams, cries and long, drawn out notes come from Anon as if he were chanting out a horrifying spell of sorts.>Ponies couldn't even tell if he was singing it right but that was the least of their worries.>Anon, the stallion alien, knew of and LIKED strange, unholy music that would give them all nightmares for years to come..
>>33260815>Absently, you start to flip through them, interested in the events outside the castle that you've missed out on.>Then you freeze, looking at a paper dated a week before you woke up without memories.>There's you on the front, but not.>The man you're looking at is clearly deranged, a wide, wicked smile halving his face and a dark, devilish look in his glowing eyes.>Princess Twilight Sparkle and Friends Finally Defeat the Human Menace!>You're shaking so hard it makes it hard to read.>Captured.>Contained.>Held in the castle.>Princess Twilight states that the villain known as Anonymous will no longer pose a threat to Equestria.>Very little is known about the exact condition of the monster, but it is assumed that he's in the dungeons below the castle.>You feel sick.>You... you need to go.>Go anywhere.>Anywhere but here.>When Twilight, Starlight, and Spike return, Anon is no where in sight.
>>33260799Ha fuck no just writing that out made me want to kill myself
>>33260820Ponies even more weirded out when they finally understood what this song is about: investing and money managinghttps://youtu.be/ckSl1teci3E
>>33260774>>33260820>>33260830TFW a lot of fucked up sounding songs are actually about 'Stop bullying', 'Feed the Poor' and 'Save our Damn World'.
>>33260823>Running like a bitch>Not confronting them about lying.Worst comes to worst they remove his memory of finding it.He's been living with them for a long while to the point all of them are comfortable in a snuggle pile so they at least deserve a "What the fuck Twilight i expect this kind of thing from Starlight but not you, Spike we're still cool because i know these two wouldn't listen even if you said anything."
>>33260799>KidAnon shares cute nursery rhymes and the like with the fillies and colts of his class.>They all start singing them around town, and grown-ups think they're adorable.>Good thing they'll never learn about what the foals are actually singing about.>Ring Around the Rosey.>Plague.>It's Raining, It's Pouring.>A drunk falling down and hitting his head, causing death.>This little Piggy.>Slaughter house.>Georgie Peorgie Pudding and Pie.>A sex offender.>Peter Pumpkin Eater.>Infidelity and spousal murder. >Mary Mary Quite Contrary.>Queen Mary the First of England and her killing of over three-hundred protestants.
>>33260820>>33260850Imagine the image above but with the 'Metal' post earlier. Scary ass music but 'oh my god, my ears are orgasming'
>>33260839Best case scenario they would think he was faking it. And actually throw him in a dungeon. The real question thohgh is why exactly he turned evil. Maybe he wanted Twilight to notice him.
>>33260311>Anon tucks the silly alicorn into bed and reads her bed time stories>He is mildly uncomfortable with how most of them involve things he did and did not do
>>33260882>ears are orgasmingFrom what? Trash?
>>33260839Most likely ran from being overwhelmed with it all.It's a lot to take in, being a former villain, being housed by your former enemy, being friends with them when you probably tried to kill them at some point.Sometimes, people just have to get away so they can be alone with their thoughts for a while to work it all out.
>>332594741/2 and definitely 3 so I can show my mare loyalty by being in a monogamous relationship with her
>>33260774It's all just "Bane Star" for a fucking fifteen minutes.
"I don't want a pickle."> Applejack holds her hat to her tuft, deeply touched by the song Anon is singing"Just wanna ride on my motorsickle."> Dash gets an instand wingboner> She's never wanted something as bad as to be Anon's motorsickle, whatever that is> Sounds fast and dangerous, though, and she knows she can be that for him"And I, I don't want to die."> Twilight furiously scribbles notes on a scroll> So much insight packed into so few words> The rejection of the safe, preserved life, the denial of the proverbial pickle> The desire for progression, that distant horizon that can only be reached after braving the dangers of a life truly lived> And yet, even while a knowledging this purpose of life, the poet admits a fear of death, the constant companion of any who dare"I just want to ride on my motorcy."> A final affirmation, confirming that the danger is worth it, that risks are meant to be taken on the road of life> The pause gathers weight, and Pinkie Pie feels a twitch she has never felt before> What could it mean? > It's like the squich a flinch she gets when she senses a mare getting impregnated> A profound feeling of wonder, frosted with lust"Cle."> Pinkie laughs so hard she orgasms> She is not alone> Every mare is wracked with pleasure, ears tingling from Anon's incredible voice, overwhelmed by the dry humor that subtly permeates Anon's performance> The stallions huff and glare at Anon, but they know they can do nothing against such a talented, handsome guy> All the background ponies go "Whoa", and then one of them also goes "Muh Apples"
>>33261120>> All the background ponies go "Whoa", and then one of them also goes "Muh Apples"Goddamit Anon, I needed those sides!
So I know I'm late as hell to the party, but I want to put my two cents in on the dwemer/human story.There should be a human and he should be frozen in the dwemer/human Alcatraz. With how obsessed the humans seemed to be with harmony (considering how it was much required to open the doors) I would bet that their society got pretty dystopian. And the harmony stuff actually clashes against the machines outright killing intruders. So let's say Anon was frozen for wrong think after he said some bad thing about the other races. And he just so happened to have a major part in the automatons "code" that the other humans forgot about which kicked in after they disappeared.
>>33261192he said that its important to not just blindly let everybody in
>>33261192>With how obsessed the humans seemed to be with harmonywhere the hell did that come from?and besides, everything we've seen so far about the dwemen is from a pony's perspective, specifically Twilight's, so they're probably mistaking/over-exaggerating some things, if they're even there to begin with
>>33261215>Dov-Nogor required mino smithing and dragon fire>Vin-Ena had ponies and D dogs working together to find, place and carve gems in a specific pattern>Yaks sang to open their door and music magic seems to be a big thing in pony land>Ponies required unity from all three tribes working in unison to open the doorThe only one that didn't require unity or harmony was Rae-Lis, which could have been the first human city before they started their grand scheme or whatever.
>>33260882>Scary ass music but 'oh my god, my ears are orgasming'Incorrect. Metal is shit and you're shit for liking it.
>>33259928>Bellydancing is actually rather common>It's kind of used like those fifty step handshakes that should have stopped at two>Anon watches in confusion and mild arousal as his friends greet eachother>Sunset meanwhile, still doesn't have the hang of it and just looks like she's having a seizure
>>33261120>Anon is super fantastic and amazing and mares orgasm just by being near him>Every RGRE prompt ever
>>33261285>mares/teachers/principals/students orgasm just by being near himthat's what you meant to say, right
>>33260839>i expect this kind of thing from Starlight
>>33261302And he totally gets the dudes off too. Because Anon's just that cool.
>>33261332Shut up pozbag
>>33261242>Dov-Nogor required mino smithing and dragon fireNeither were skilled enough on their own, and required the abilities of the other to make progress.>Vin-Ena had ponies and D dogs working together to find, place and carve gems in a specific patternSimple numbers game, the more you have looking, the faster you find what you need.>Yaks sang to open their door and music magic seems to be a big thing in pony landI got nothing for this one, maybe it was a city for the Arts or some shit.>Ponies required unity from all three tribes working in unison to open the doorOr it simply took that much power.It seems like its less to do with unity or Harmony and more that it simply took a lot of effort to get the doors open. You could only say it was the power of unity that opened them if a single individual with enough skill/talent/knowledge/whatever couldn't have accomplished the same.
How would the equestrians react to this unit
>>33261399they'd call him a slut just begging to be rapedI mean, as if the jacket wasn't bad enough, he's practically throwing his crotch out there for any mare to see!
>She will never sit on your face
>>33261413As an ass man, I can say that's a good thing.While I do love a nice ass, I even more so love my face being intact.
>>33261399>How would the equestrians react to this unitNo Sir, I don't like it.
>>33259460>>33259584>turns out it is in fact mind control because Starlight always takes things too far>when you’re giving your wedding vows to each other during the wedding, she casts The Binding Oath on both herself and you>now the two literally can’t not love each other and want to be together forever>Starlight doesn’t care but Anon isn’t even aware that she cast the spell>nopony else learns what happened until Cadance decides to visit Ponyville, having felt a disturbance in the Love ForceHow does shit hit the fan once this comes to light?
>>33261455>And this is super peetzer two!
>>33261474what happens when she goes even further beyond?
With the dwemer / human thing, i hope writefag doeant take the easy option of making language a non-issue, if he adds a live human.
>>33261285> Can't recognize satire> Ponies go "whoa" as the joke flies over his head
>>33261285>>33261522>SCP Anon>Actually makes mares orgasm by making eye contact with them>Causes intense feelings of arousal when they smell him>Sends waves of pleasure through a pony with a touch
>>33261536That'd be fun to abuse.
>>33261522Yeah, I was summarizing it for the sake of being able to poke fun at the thread with the "every RGRE prompt ever" line, which would make slightly less sense to dummies like me if I didn't say exactly /what/ was every RGRE prompt ever. It was incredibly obvious that it was satire.
>>33261536>>33261552>walk up behind a mare and gently run a finger up her dock and along her spine>watch her collapse to the ground in convulsions as she has the hardest orgasm of her lifeActual sex with this SCP would probably be brain damaging.
>>33261536>>33261552>>33261567>does this the first time>Princesses are super uncool with it cause it counts as mindfuckery magic, and that is totally illegal>is forgiven for the first offense cause ignorance of the law is an excuse>but disregards the warning anyways cause he's an ass>he's a 'stallion' and they're just little ponies, what can they do?>apparently they can teleport you into a dark cell with nothing but a small hole in the ground to shit and piss in, and a hole for air/food/water to be dumped down to you>never experience social contact again as you waste away the rest of your life in that hole cause your abilities are too dangerous
>>33261584Nah.>Twilight sits you down for a lecture on lewdness>The whole time she keeps losing her place as she tries to lecture you but still tries to avoid eye contact>You humor her and sit through the lecture but breath a little heavily and occasionally fan yourself>The poor mare chose a rather small room to talk this out in>It isn't long before she's huffing and panting from the effects of your scent>You walk over to the rather small couch and drop your pants as she mumbles something about needing to leave>Her eyes flick over to you before growing very wide at your current position>You motion to your partially erect member and then to her"Come on Twi. I've got a treat for you."
>>33261514I think anyone that could speak dwemer/human would talk like a kid who just learned how to say more than five words
>>33261567>>33261584>>33261588Anon would become Celestia's secret weapon... to fend off boredom
>>33261584> SCP just dumping Anon in a holePlease, it would be far more elaborate.> Anon has to wear a pair of novelty sunglasses> Workers have to wear hazmat suit while in his containment area> Containment area consists of a main room, a bedroom, and a bathroom. Anon is to go to either his bedroom or bathroom and locked inside when other rooms need to be accessed for maintenance or other services> Personel have the termination option of being snu snu-ed to death, provided they are sufficiently in good standing at the time of contracting a terminal, non-infectious condition.
>>33261615>Inb4 pone Doctor Bright throws him at 682
>>33261627>lust SCP vs the giant lizard>Giant lizard has been proven to be affected by mindalltering/affecting SCPsanon, why did you make me imagine THAT?
>>33261627>In kinderquestria Anon is 682
>>33261638wait i just realised something after writing this. Is it ever specified what gender 682 is?
>>33261648No, but it is capable of growing new organs based on the situation. Like when they throw peanut at it, shot it's eyes out and turned off the lights. It grew transparent carapace over it's eyes
>>33261653It was also cut in half once and the two halves rampaged across the facility. So in theory 682 could literally go fuck itself.
>>33261653yeah im well informed about its self-evolution and regeneration, i mean they literally keep it in sulfuric acid if they dont throw some other scp at it
>>33261601What if Celestia hires Anon to use his abilities on particularly stubborn female villains who would otherwise refuse to change their ways?>she tests him out on Chrysalis>five hours later, Celestia walks in on Chrysalis proposing to Anon
>>33261648dead, 682 is dead and hates all life.
>>33261657>tmw Anon could cause SCP 682 to turn into a dragoness-esque being and maybe make her multiply by selfmutilation
>>33261642What would an RGRE SCP do with a calm, cuddly and kinda lewd juggernaut?
>>33261662more like, after an hour \all\ changelings due to all being connected via hivemind start to spasm-out, orgasm and vomit changeling honey (an reflex to store the excess love and lust).
>>33261677It depends on the juggernauts policy on hugs and fuggs.
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>>33261677>When she was promoted to Researcher, the first thing that Willow felt was joy.>Then she was informed that she was sooooo good, that she was put on Keter duty, not as a punishment but as a merit.>Keter. Anomalies that at minimum could level cities and spell the end of the world at worst.>Willow felt the cold iron of the reaper's scythe on her back. >She was assigned to SCP 682 "Hard-to-destroy biped", a recently captured creature found in the middle of a fight with the fabled Grogar. >Grogar, like the other villains the princesses insisted on dealing with, was certainly powerful, but he pales to any Keter and even some Euclids.>Whatever Grogar hit 682 with either didn't faze 682 or the biped rapidly regenerated damag via unknown means. Even magic that would have ripped a fully armored guard to shreads barely left a cut on 682.>And 682 repaid every wound with a strike like cannonfire.>The black magic caster stood no chance and his remains were recovered by the Crown.>Willow gulps as she goes over the clipboard with what little was known about 682, then stops when she sees preliminary test results.>No D Class fatalities with they were thrown in with SCP 682. Not even an injury.>"Suspiciously docile" the notes say.>Willow is so focused on reading she barely even hears the alarm klaxon sound once, but the slam of a huge door jarrs her back to reality.>She looks around, noticing the sudden increase in space before going pale under her fur.>No way... Did they really let her in while she was distracted like that?>"Well well, you certainly look more well kept than the ones in the orange suits.">Willow feels her heart skip a beat when a long pair of limbs wrap around her and pick her up.>A pleased rumble comes from the massive biped holding her and a smooth furless check nuzzles the top of her mane. "Much softer too. You'll make good company until you silly ponies let me go."
>>33261677wait isnt there a giant slug that already is basicly lewdness incarnet?
>>33261770The rape SCP?
>>33261888She's not that bad. You just need to keep her on a short leash.
>>33261924Exactly. She just needs a stallion with a good head on his shoulders to keep her in line.
>>33261770>Villains usually don't end up as SCPs because they're too predictable or not dangerous enough.>As a princess, Twilight is one of the privileged few to know about The Foundation.God how hard would it fuck up Twilight and the other elements knowing the REALLY dangerous stuff is still out of their league.
>>33261940>tfw you will never be classified as an SCP and hang out with other SCPs and terrorize the low powerlevel normies together
Anon with ki powers that no one believes he has untill he has to bitch slapp some random villin of the week
>>33261770>Foundation admins are wondering what the fuck is going on when they find Willow has practically tamed SCP 682.>The last recording log she submitted was just the SCP lightly snoring because he used Willow as a pillow
>>33261952Christ I am illiterate
>>33261952>>33261956>The person brain-dead enough that he misspells "until", "slap", and "villain" is a big fan of DragonballNo fucking shit.
>>33261952> No villain of the week comes> It's all social problems, trade disputes, time travelling shenanigans, etc> Gokanon neglects his wife and family, training for a threat he is certain will come> It never does
>>33261940>Everything goes fine at Twilights coronation>Then she and the girls are introduced to the foundation>They are horrified at the dossiers alone>But then they find out that their main enforcer is some odd stallion>They demand he be released and are repeatedly told that he is fine with the current situation>This satisfies none of the girls>They march their way to his cell to truly talk to this Anon when a lockdown occurs>Pinkie went and poked her nose where she shouldn't have and saw the pone equivalent of 096>So with all the haste of a zigger that just gave birth, the six girls with their escort run like hell>Only to run into something else that just so happened to break out of its cell at the same time>Anon sticks a cigar in his mouth as he strides towards the charging 096>He levels a finger at the beast and issues his challenge>"Fuck you I was making cookies!"
>>33261996for some reason i cant help but imagine anon as jotaro
>>33261770>>33261996>Turns out labeling the biped as 'Keter' was just a precautionary thing.>Don't want to label the giant 'fuck you, I hit harder' as 'Safe' just to have him rip through the Foundation like it was papermache. >(He kind of can't, that bit is exaggeration on their part but what do ya do?)>Of course, shenanigans can and will happen if a 'Keter' just meanders around like the big cock of the walk.>Some poor D-class learned that quick when they thought it was OK to let him out to 'stretch his legs' when one of the other SCPs began to freak.>Turns out, having neighbors with windows and nothing better to do can be pretty shit because some of them saw it as 'That dangerous mother fucker is making a break for it!'>And let's just say that a certain neighbor decided it was time to leave when they saw that shit...>And then let's just say that 682 absolutely mopped the floor with them without a single D-class causality.>So yeah, don't let your local 'Fuck You' go for walks...
>>33261996>After the pair of monsters clash, scarring the Six and ending with 096 overwhelmed and forcefully pacifed, the swiftly healing 682 runs off to make sure his favorite researchers are safe.>The Six have to follow or risk danger if there's a csacade containment failure, witnessing nightmarish things. No, even Nightmare Moon can't hold a candle to some of these things.>The illusion of a perfect Equestria is forever broken to them.
>>33262041I love the idea that Anon regularly breaks out to check on the researchers he likes the most.
>>33261996>>But then they find out that their main enforcer is some odd stallion>>They demand he be released and are repeatedly told that he is fine with the current situation>>This satisfies none of the girls>"Please meet the Director of Site-P0n3.">You are Twilight Sparkle, and you can't say for certain you haven't accidentally pissed a bit out of fear.>Apparently, world-shattering horrors exist; and those are just the NICE ones.>As a princess and one of the bearers of harmony, you and your friends have been... rather cruelly educated about the multitude of things that are barely under Equestrian control.>You remember back when you were a wingless filly who read about magical theory and the Mare on the Moon.>You didn't have to deal with monsters that make your head hurt when you look at them and who put your teeth on edge with their psychic abilities.>You didn't even know that a monster that would kill you if you DIDN'T look at it existed.>Those were good days.>"Ah, here he is now.">A biped walks over to your group, wearing a crisp black suit.>If you had to describe her, you'd say that she was a scrawny hornless minotauress.>Poor bitch lost her tits, looks like.>"You may call him 'Anonymous'.">Wait, him?!>That's male?"Aww, tartarus.">Your friends all exchange looks, and a few of the audibly groan.>"Really?" moans Applejack, "The facility that has control of all these here nasty critters is under control of a stallion?">"Why not just hand the world over to these monsters?" adds Rainbow Dash helpfully, "What are we gonna do when he panics at the first sign of trouble?">Rarity titters and approaches Anonymous.>"That was quite the amusing joke, darling," she simpers, "And just the thing to take our minds off of... everything we just saw. Now, be a dear and fetch the real Director, will you?">...>You are Anon, and you're starting to feel more sympathetic of your grandma for when she told you about growing up in the 1950s.>Shit sucks.
>>33262031>>33262047>Anon becomes a kind of mascot/team dad for the foundation>He'll run around beating the shit out of nasty shit when needed but usually stays in a large cozy cell>This is almost more of a break room where employees are free to come and go to talk about their lesser problems>Emphasis on lesser>Anon isn't so great with 'I have three heads and two of them can't stop screaming' kind of problem>He'll make cookies, tell jokes, and snuggle with the lonely poner>He gets good food and can pretend he's a hero while staff morale has been the highest it's been in years
>>33262047>this nigger is in charge of one of the most important facilities in the country.>Top secret, so none of the typical bureaucratic nonsense>6 randy ass faggots just walk into his facility and start making fun of himif this doesn't end with him locking them in a room with some terrifying but harmless shit for a few hours I will sue
>>33262066Why lock them in a cell with something? He could just make them watch what happens to D-class
>>33262065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0b2s_ot9_0so kinda like this?
>>33262066>"While the O-5 counsel appreciates Director Anonymous's sense of humour and understands the reasoning behind his actions, it should be noted that if he ever locks civilians in his Site again and subjects them to some of our quote-unquote "harmless" SCPs, he will be demoted and removed from his post.">"Due to the Director's previously clean record, he was only reprimanded and given an official warning.">"Even Doctor Light Bright knows not to blatantly disregard Foundation protocol to this extent."
>>33262047How did this go from "He's one of the SCPs" to "He's a site director"?
>>33262097I got about three lines in before I got an idea and wrote the "he's a director" thing. I'm tired, Anon, leave me alone.
>>33261938>She just needs a stallion with a giant cock between his legs to keep her in line.FTFY
>>33259413>and if they happened their that* not they*Anon and Sunbun are too cute together.>>33259417>"Oh come on now, Luna," Celestia said, bounding over to her little sister. "Aren't you the least bit happy that this worked?"Blackline>"If we keep this up we'll be able to get the teacher's lounge repainted! Or maybe we could get new school books! Or get the entire back of the school repaved!" the principal said, rocking her sister back and forth.Blackline>Celestia released her sister, walking back over to Anon and pulling him into a hug. "I knew we could do it. I knew it!" she said, smooshing the young man between her breasts. "Thank you for helping us, Anon. Without you we'd be going nowhere."blackline>"Anon, you know a lot about technology right? Be a dear and see how much money we made off this," she said, placing her hands on his thighs.blackline>>33259419>"You almost most certainly weren't the remove most* or almost*, you can't use both.>>33259420Heh, this is going to backfire so hard.
>>33262097>>33262103>He's somehow both. Due to him being sapient and literate, he..qualified for the job.>Apparently.>Who's gonna stop their brand new 'Fuck You'..
>>33262080BULLSHIT! BRIGHT WOULD DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT, AND UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE HAS DONE SO AT LEAST ONCE BARE MINIMUM!
>>33262171The only reason Bright can't get punished in any meaningful way is because of that damn magical pendant.
>>33261770>Poor Resercher Willow is tormented by her charge.>Not because he's violent, but because he's lowkey lewd.>The Foundation urged her to keep 682 happy so they can keep wasted lives and resources to a minimum.>So a cuddle bug she became.>But then the lewd started.>Neck and ear nibbling, wandering hands, insisting that their hips are level when cuddled, and the dirty but not dirty words.>"I wonder, My Willow. About our children. Will they have your eyes or mine?">"Oh love, once your silly foundation downgrades my rating, I'll enjoy every extra moment I get with you.">"Come hell or high water, I will break out of here if you're in danger and I'll not apologize.">Willow is only slightly ashamed then she returns to her on-site quarters and brutally punishes her clam.>And from the smirk on 682's face, she knows that he knows.
>>33259394Any stories where Anon breaks some mare's heart?>"I'm sorry Fluttershy but you're too coltish for me... I wan't a strong mare to give me children"
>>33262186Poor willow never stood a chance.Also getting some serious Joker /Harley vibes from this, but less insane.
>>33262214I hope Anon wasn't a strong mare, now take this shit prompt elsewhere.
>>33262214>pic>"Hey there, sugardick! You look fine, get in!">ywn have mares offer to give you a "snootie ride" and brag that they'll ruin oral sex for you (except for when you do it with them)
>>33262066>>33262080I'm not a fan of SCP/Horror but this sounds like it would be hilarious.
>>33262234>Sergeant Anon goes to RGRE 2169>Everyone is a cyber punk>First contact is being captured by the mane six before Twilight reforms them>*RD sticks a gun to your head* "Bullshit! what does a colt know about war?!">"More than you do Rainbow Cunt, first rule is never draw your gun unless you're ready to fire, are you?">"Ahh! You're lucky youve got a dick or I've blown your brains out! COLT!"
>>33262186>>Willow is only slightly ashamed then she returns to her on-site quarters and brutally punishes her clam.>>And from the smirk on 682's face, she knows that he knows.kek
>>33262186>Ponies only get sexual gratification from pure, wholesome thoughts.
>>33262624>Anon as a shut in that was hated by everyone close to him has nothing but pure and loving thoughts about the pones>And they feel it, they just don't know why he is so lewd.
>There's been hundreds of variations of SCP 682, or hyoo-mans as they prefer to be called>They're of all different sizes, shapes, attitudes, and abilities>Some of them seem to have no abnormal abilities, and are weaker than unicorns>Others can use magic better than even an alicorn>Some seem to be able to pass through dimensions at will>Some seem to be corrupted by high levels of chaos, and have either turned into monster things or given themselves fully to it>The SCP's react to ponies on a case by case basis>Some cuddle, others dismember>Some can be effectively contained, some aid in the containment of their fellows, while others kill without thought or reason>They're so numerous that there's a whole compound solely for them in the Everfree>Pinkie Pie sneaks in every once in awhile to give everyone cupcakes >No pony knows how she keeps getting in
>>33262670>>No pony knows how she keeps getting inThat's easy. She is a yet-to-be-found SCP herself.Probably some Euclid class spatial anomaly user or something.
>Pony-SCP try isolating Anon from ponies to see what happens.I cant write sad for shit though, so enjoy the thought.
>>33262670>"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!""Aw, come on, silly, don't throw things. You're gonna break your chair.>"I'LL RIP YOU TO PIECES AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD, CREATURE!""All of that snarling is gonna give you crows feet, Mr. Grumpy Pants.">"DEATH, DEATH, DEATH!""Why would you have death when you could have a cupcake?">"DAMN YOUR CUPCAKES AND DAMN YOU! NOW HOLD STILL AND DIE!""So does that mean you don't want one? I got red velvet, the kind you like.">"...""...">"Give me one.""Not till you say please?">"I'VE BURNED PLANETS, INSECT!""That didn't sound like a please to me. Come on, let ol' Pinkie Pie hear ya.">"...""...">"...""...">"...Please.""Atta colt."
>>33262003Why would Anon be worst JoJo?
>>33262713>"Atta colt."Thats sexist
>>33262713>>"I'VE BURNED PLANETS, INSECT!"kek
>>33262713>>"I'VE BURNED PLANETS, INSECT!">Go home to husbando>No cold cider>Planet is burned and sitting on the stove>Husbando is yelling at the neighbor's stallion again from the porch, drinking waifu's alcoholAnon confirmed worst husbando; can't even cook a planet to an edible state.
>>33262831You say that as if you dont enjoy the thought of her saying that while booping your butt.
>>33262886Is Pinkie the type to discipline her husband?>Pinkie will never spank you when you get out of line
>>33262938id kick her in the cunt
> Anon is encouraged to have facial hair> Waifu pone insists that bare skin feels kinda weird, and that the beard makes nuzzles feel nice
>>33262975Good thing I can grow a shitload of facial hair then.
>>33262981>>33262975>tfw when all I can grow is a shitty pedo mustache and peach fuzz, while one of my best friends can grow a full beard in a monthIt’s not fair
>>33262990Low test from all the gay frogs
>>33262940>kicking an earth pony mare in the cuntBoy do I hope you are wearing steel boots.
>>33262975>>33262981>>33262990>tfw the hair on my cheeks is brown, the hair on my neck is black and the hair on my lip and chin is red
>>33263100these meme needs to go and stay go
>>33263100>Applejack slowly turns her head and gives you an easy grin under relaxed, half-lidded eyes.>"Now Ah how y'all ain't think' about goin' nowhere anytime soon, Anon.">You try to tug your foot out of the confines of her pussy (how did you even manage this particular angle?), but you're being held fast.>It's like a vice has you stuck tight.>Applejack shoots you a wink and shifts the stalk of wheat from the left side of her mouth to the right.>" 'Cuz you an' me are gonna be pals from now on."
>>33262704Depending on how long they isolate him, they could have a disturbed/unstable Anon at best and a raving lunatic emulating the joker's worst crimes at worst. Other than being in Suicide Squad.
>>33263178>not spreading the cure
>>33262704But why would they do that? Unless there is a reason for sustained isolation, it's just a cruel punishment.
>tfw this horse will never ride you in the middle of court>tfw she will never establish dominance over all of the nobles and commoners by maintaining eye contact as you explode inside of her>tfw you will never be able to tell your son/daughter how she was conceived
Hey member that guy who said he was going to write a comfy shimmer green? I member. Turns out that's not going to be as soon as I thought. My bedridden grandmother's been really sick lately and she managed to fall two days in a row, necessitating a visit from an ambulance on both occasions. The second visit the dumbasses at the local hospital thought it would be a swell idea to send two women to help me lift a 270 lb woman onto her bed instead of the goddamn team of strong burly men we got the first, meaning I had to do all the work and threw out my shoulder in the process. Seriously, it hurts like a motherfucker.
>>33263332Piss on one of the empty beds and don't tell them.
>RGREqG>Your girlfriend loses a fight.>You can't be too supportive because efeminizing.>You can't be too distant because she'll think you don't love her anymore.what do?
>>33263332Can't do that, unfortunately. It was a home visit. God, I don't understand why they let women be EMTS.
>>33263371....not be excessively supportive or distant?
>>33263371Fuck her until she has difficulty walking straight
>>33263371Arrange an unfortunate accident for the winner.
>>33263371let her fuck my brains out and give her tips on how to win next time when my senses return
>>33263371Picking Scilight...>Shimmy kicks her ass infront of the whole school>"Jesus Twilight what did you say to make her that mad?">"I told her herds are only for animals... also we're now part of hers.."
>>33263397>You will never be forcably pulled into a herd with Shimmy and Scilight.
>>33263412I'd rather sisters
>>33263371Violence on MY nerd.Someone's gonna wake up naked and tied upside down on the school's flagpole.
>>33263412>>33263397>"Alright Sunset we're here.. what do yo-">"Take off his pants.. NOW!!">"A-alright.. what now?">"Mount him...">"W-what? you want to watch us have s-sex?">"I thought you agreed to become a herd with me?">"I thought it was like friends with benefits, I didn't expected you to be a cuc-... s-sorry">"Say that again!">"I-im so-">"NO! the other part!">"C-cuck?">"AGAIN!">"Cuck!">"Good, now continue where you left. I don't want you to stop until the first foal of this herd is conceived">"f-foal?"
>>33263371"twilight, just stay down.">She looks up at you giving a startled look."She's just stronger than you ok? Just stay down and she'll go away.">She goes still and you watch the light drain from her eyes.>oh shit! OH SHIT!!! what did you just do?!"t-twi?">She dosen't respond.
>>33263469>Angry Sunset yelling at you and your girlfriend to have sexoh my god
>>33263447They're next on the list
>>33263488>Anon tries to make justice with his own hands>Girls in RGREqG are stronger than men.. even him>He gets captured>Scilight now has to pull the "saving my boyfriend from the criminals who want to rape him" tropeCan she do it?
>>33263101Under my jaw is brown, face is copper, mustache is blonde.
Y'all best be careful when bullying that nerd.She aint the only one in there.
>>33263529Maybe with a little help.
>>33263511>not the firstWhere are your priorities, son.
>>33263371Show the dumb bitch starting shit what an alien husbando is good for and break a bench with her back. Then take Twi to the nurses office.
>>33263397Twilight....Sunset is a cuck then!>>33263469SUPER CUUUUUCK!
>>33263529Although technically speaking, only Applejack in that universe has super strength, and Sci has telekinesis. So an Anon would be stronger. >>33263551>>33263532>Sci has Midnight give her the wonderful idea of chemical warfare when told about Anon>They may not see eye to eye but one thing they do know, no one messes with their cuddle bug and lives to brag about it. The only question is, Phosphorus or acid?
>>33263593>Anon would be strongerYeah, I was thinking the Dazzles or any other EqG villain buffed by magic>Twilight rewards Midnight's help by letting her spend more time with Anon in bed, and even going on dates sometimes
>>33263600Except only AJ, who would definitely be stronger than the Dazzlings, are pretty much the only ones strong. Everyone else has gimmick powers and having magic doesn't equal raw strength.>Twilight rewards Midnight's help by letting her spend more time with Anon in bed, and even going on dates sometimes>Kinky portal sex
>>33263608>Kinky portal sex
>>33263608If gender imbalance was the reason mares were the dominant gender over stallions, then in RGREqG it would make sense if women were stronger than men if the numbers are equal.
>>33263616Except that's only true for their pone counterparts, human versions still work off human rules. There's just more women naturally then men, not that they are necessarily stronger. They still have the gender gap, its just not AS bad as Equestria.
>>33263623>not AS bad as Equestria.Why's Principal Celestia and Luna still cakes then?
>>33263629Too tied down to their job. And its the equivalent of old men being in school.
>>33263608Scitwi would probably go full schizo during sex with Midnight swapping in and out .
>>33263642Sci holds hands, Midnight rides like an animal trying to get Anon in her womb before he nuts.
>>33263660>Midnight acts as a horny little devil sitting on her shoulder, telling her to indulge in her vices and do l-lewd things>At first it was giving into her impulses to get fast food, but Twilight was too strong willed (and had just lost the last of her baby fat) to indulge more regularly than she already did.>Fuckin' human-hayburgers shouldn't be that delicious.>So now, Midnight focuses on something Twilight has enough experience to resist: sex>Being a previously-chubby nerd, Twilight has yet to do more than hold hands with a boy, and that had happened back in the 3rd grade when their teacher had them all form a chain while they went for a walk.>Midnight's target?>Anon.>That strange new student who REEKS of Equestrian magic>"Twilight.">Ignore her.>"Twilight?">She'll stop eventually.>Just like with the human-hayburgers.>Why the fuck are they advertised like that?>You had already assumed they were for human consumption.>"Twwiiiiiiiliiiiighht~~~">FUCKING-"What?!">You can practically FEEL Midnight's sleazy smile spreading across her face like oil.>"Do you see that boy? That one over there?">You are made aware of a boy in your periphs.>...Oh, hey, it's your friend Anon.>Hi, Anon!>"You should fuck him.""Wh-What?!">Your outburst attracts Anon's attention, and he waves at you.>You nervously wave back.>"Look! Look, he's telling you he's down for-">Midnight shudders.>"-h-hand holding! You're practically already in his pants!">This demon is a terrible influence on your morality.>You mean, who would have thought?
>>33261762Aww, thanks Anon! That one was real fun to write, even with my limited experience with D&D. It seriously puts a smile on my face knowing that people are still going through my stuff and enjoying what I wrote. Fun (well, "fun", I guess) fact: the plastic package that Anon pulls out near the beginning of the story was supposed to have fries and homemade ketchup in it, for snack time. I was going on the whole "horses can't eat certain foods" angle and the group of players were going to freak out after he opened the package and explained what he was eating. I had played with the idea of Twinkleshine taking a shine (the knee-slappers just keep on coming) to Anon and that moment of "oh god poison" was gonna make her get over her resentment of him, but I scrapped the idea because it would have gotten in the way of the O&O. Glad to hear you enjoyed it.
>>33259861>Anon was captured by rgre pone Slaanesh to be his-her-its husband>Celestia and Luna saved him>And cucked rgre mare nurgle
>>33263732>>"Look! Look, he's telling you he's down for-">>Midnight shudders.>>"-h-hand holding! You're practically already in his pants!"Scitwi and Midnight each think the other is extremely degenerate and sexually disrespectful to Anon.
>>33263790>After the date they are awkwardly sitting on Twilights bed>"So...">Anon looks twilight in the eye"Wanna do anal?">Midnight starts screaming in SciLights head>>"MARRY THAT MAN!!"
>>33263790>Anon shows them real lewd, and breaks their mind about how pure he is.>Until they finish, and Anon tells them that's the best first time ever.>Then asks to cuddle and hold hands.>justlikeourNeighponeseanimes.exe.
>>33263790>>33263799>>33263800This is adorable, can we have more?
>>33263799>>33263800Dub dubs say Anon is for marriage.
>>33263790"I just want to hold his hand and give him a kiss on the cheek.">"You're a sick cunt you know that?""How about just a hug?">"I think I'm going to be sick...""Well fine! what would you do!?">"Rough anal with no lube while he slaps me across the face...~haarrrd~""You're a monster!">"I can slap him a little bit too if you want?""I'll make sure that you never touch Anon body."
>>33263783Slaanesh would be cucked too, but they would get off to it
>>33263818>Slaanesh would be cucked too, but they would get off to itOr literally die of blue-balls.
>>33263821https://youtu.be/UHNJUgat2i8That just happens to the lesser daemons
>>33263732>>33263783>>33263790>>33263799>>33263800>Twilight never mentions Midnight to Anon, even after they've been dating for monthes.>She's afraid he'll think she's crazy, which frankly, she might be.>But he doesn't need to know that, nor will he.>Until vice principle Luna gets infected with Equestrian magic and becomes the villainous Nightmare Moon.>When the girls plus Anon try to stop her, she places them in a joint dream realm where they will be forced to battle against their own worst fears.>If this wasn't bad enough for all involved, Midnight is with them, revealing to all Twilight's shameful secret.>She'd be unable to look Anon in the eyes, if not for one little thing.>There's another boy with Anon, looking scarily similar to her boyfriend, but more buff and cocky.>This is how Incognito, Anon's own darkside, is introduced to his girlfriend and her shadow.>To make things even more awkward, Incognito and Midnight won't stop heavily flirting with each other.>Before this ordeal is over, they're going to end up fucking.>It's only a matter of time.>And whether or not Anon and Twilight join in.>As for the rest of the girls, this is all really weird...
>>33263825I'm happy someone got the reference
>>33263783>Anon is just male Isha>The ponies are the Eldar>Changelings are the deldar
>>33263285>>tfw this horse will never ride you in the middle of court>She literally rides you.>She jumps on your shoulders and demands that you carry her to the kitchens for cake.
>>33263827Does everyone just stare at Anon and Twi when their alter egos talk about all the nasty shit they did as a couple through Twi and Anon?And does this then prompt Anon and Twi to drag them away and permanently fuse together with them so they stop airing their lewd laundry?
>>33263646>>Midnight rides like an animal trying to get Anon in her womb before he nuts.>"Midnight, cervical penetration is anatomically impossible.">"Magic says FUCK ANATOMY! Get it in there Anonymous!">Anon's face when it goes in.
>>33263862>Not using "Like a glove!"Fuck you
>>33263862>Midnight is actually a uber form of ponying up>Her pone puss allows for cervical penetration>Twilight, Anon, and Midnight don't know this however>When Anon busts through they all cum so hard Anon gets dehydrated from filling her womb to bursting>When they come too they feel Anon slowly pop out from a still twitching and milking mare pussy
>>33263867I...that is actually impressive.
Prompt before bed>Anon is a chat ai made by Largehard>Ponies are able to talk with Anon>Anon learns from each conversation>He ends up being a redpilled anti Jew-bird husbando
>>33263877Always so much impregnation stuff, never much baby/foal stuff.I wish that Anon Jr. story with Bombshell as the mom would have gotten more than a just a few posts.
Know that meme where it's a girl slipping off her panties with the caption "Won't be needing these" in response to a male doing something sexy or attractive?We need the RGRE, Anon version of that.>Anon finds a RGR female who actually likes cooking instead of expecting him to do it all.>Pulls his boxers down.
>>33262181>>33262171Dr bright is the second worst thing to ever come out of the SCP wiki
>>33259764>draught>a few degreesal gore plz
>>33263827>Sooo..." Twilight begins as you and she walk at the back of the group. "Incognito, huh?""Yep," you answer absently, eying the dark woods around you wearily.>You're in someone's nightmare, apparently, but don't know who's yet.>"How'd that happen?" she asks, blushing. "I mean, Midnight manifested when I, you know, went all dark goddess during the Friendship Games.">You sigh and rub the back of your neck."It's... complicated, and, well, I don't know how you all will take finding out.">She quirks a brow.>"It can't be that bad. I mean, okay, if it was some magical phenomenon, maybe I- we would be a bit miffed that you didn't tell us sooner, but-""Reincarnation," you answer, looking her right in the eyes. "I... This isn't my first life.">"E-excuse me?""I don't get it either. I was just some guy living life, then I died in an accident, and bam, I'm a newborn baby being pressed out of a stranger's vagina.">She's gaping, and you see Fluttershy staring back in surprise, as well.>At least the others haven't been listening in.>"Anon, that's-that's impossible," Twilight forces out."Tell that to him," you counter, pointing back behind you at your shadow whose flirting with a bashful Midnight.>"How would he even factor into all of this?" Twilight asks incredulously."Not sure if it's magic, or just the stress of literally being reborn, but he popped into my head about ten months into my new life," you explain. "I don't know. It was just so... frustrating, being a helpless infant, being cuddled like I wasn't a grown-ass man.... He helped me. Reminded me who and what I was whenever I started to forget.">"Forget?""Pretend to be something long enough, and it starts to become the real you. I didn't want to be put in a loony bin or end up in a government lab, so I played along and was the good little boy. Sometimes, though... it started not being playing, and that's when Incognito would yell in my ear to stop being a baby faggot.">"Oh..." Twilight manages.
>>33264150>A good reincarnation takeMaking me miss PoppedAnon again, there.
>>33264150if Bro Dude Incognito doesn't end up a JoJo's reference or Stand I will be disappoint
>>33264173TF is shit, no matter how its dressed up. Fuck him. >>33264150This is better.
>>33264187>TF is shitFuck off, TF can be insanely hot. It's all a matter of how someone is changing and what they're changing into
>>33264187Fuck you, it can be interesting if done without too much fetish shit.
>>33264192Fuck off trash, even the channel change didn't remove your dumping ground.>>33264193Its fetish shit period, you don't change bodies.
>>33264194Your opinion is disagreeable, and your attitude is horrible.
>>33264196And your fetish is shit and deserves every amount of hate it garners.
>>33264197It's not even a fetish. There's nothing remotely sexual about it in the context of its story. That's all the (yous) I have to give about that.
>>33264200Then why defend a shit story with a shit fetish? Fuck off and rot in trash with that faggot. May you both get cancer.
>>33264150"Hey... waita minute," Applejack suddenly says from the front of the group. "Are these... apple trees?">Realizing you'd stopped paying attention, you quickly return your eyes to the woods around you to notice that the trees are now more evenly spaced apart.>And sure enough, hanging from the branches are red fruit.>"You think we can eat these?" Dash asks, grabbing an apple from a tree. "Luna went all crazy before lunch.">"Doubtful if we're in a dream," comments Rarity.>"Wouldn't trust them, anyway," adds Sunset. "They're probably a trap.">"Only a real varmint would mess with apples," AJ says with a frown, examining one of the fruit. "They look a lot like Sweet Apple Acre's though...">"Does that mean this is-" Twilight starts, but is silenced by a roar and bright, orange light.>Instantly, all eyes turn to the source to see a farm house engulfed in flames.>It's hard to believe this is a dream as you feel the heat from all the way over here.>Then the screams start, and AJ takes off.>Sunset is screaming something about it not being real, but the farmer doesn't stop.>Not until a body slams against the window, and the burning face of a woman stares out at you all.>Then AJ falls back, eyes wide and filled with tears.>"Ma..." she mutters.>The woman is screaming, joined by a large man, then what can only be the rest of the Apple Clan.>"Oh no..." Rarity whispers, hands covering her mouth as she steps back. "Her nightmare is when her parents died...">The glass breaks, and the burning corpses of the family fall out.>Everyone is too stunned to do anything as AJ crawls forward, hand outstretched.>Until chared fingers reach up and wraps tightly around AJ's wrist, and the girl stares into the eyes of her dead mother, the skin still sizzling on her face.>As the rest of the bodies start to jerkily stand, Incognito finally breaks the silence."Ain't that a bitch... You thinking zombie rules, cause that shovel over their looks good for brain smashing."
>>33264229>"Hey... waita minute," Applejack suddenly says from the front of the group. "Are these... apple trees?"Should be a greenline>cause that shovel over their looks good for brain smashing."there*
>>33264229Could be fun to see what all of their fears are, and nice take on how Applejack's parents died.The reincarnation stuff and Incognito is more interesting though.
How would you keep your wife(s) from spoiling your children rotten, and then get them both to eat their hores-vegetables?
>>33264370I don't care much for satyr either, but it was the only pic I could find that fit the whole to-spoil-or-not-to-spoil thingNow, answer the question anon
>>33264366Kill the mutant
>>33264379Okay, I will humor you and your excuse.I would not even attempt to prevent anything.
>>33263332No worries. You gotta take care of family. We understand. I'm wishing the best for you and yours.
>>33264410If your parents didn't kill you for being born mentally handicapped, you should carry on the tradition and not kill your child for having the defect of physically being half human.
>>33264187I remember the last time some cunt threw an autism party about Popped's story, he admitted that he'd never read it and despised it on principle because it was allegedly tf fetish crap.So assuming that was you, your opinion is worthless.
>>33264013i know that feel
So did we ever get confirmation that Trip was reincarnated like Anon was, or what?
>>33264229Shit got real fucking FAST holy shit.
>>33263371I'd probably go with this >>33263393 but getting some kind of revenge on the winner would be fun.>>33263397I'd gladly herd with SciTwi and Shimmy.,>>33263447>>33263511Indeed.>>33263532>>33263551>>33263600I kinda like the idea of a mostly reformed Midnight within SciTwi. They balance each other out.>>33263849Awww, the diabeetus!>>33264013>Anon Jr. story with Bombshell as the momLink or story name please?>>33264173Me too Anon, me too.>>33263827>>33264150>>33264229Some good ideas here. I like this. Please continue.
>>33263965>>33263994>Mares wonder why the company was named after a dick
>>33263790So, does this apply to all girls that turn into monsters? Like, if Juniper Montage was riding my dick would she suddenly turn into a 12 ft monster moviestar right as she's about to orgasm?
>>33263397>Midnight wasn't the only demon left hanging around>Part of why Sunset went so nuts over being called a cuck was just demon Shimmy constantly calling her that in her head>So when it was revealed that Midnight was still around and technically in a herd with Twilight and Anon, she immediately went to have a talk with them>After she told them she was kind of like Twilight, demon Shimmy and Midnight immediately fist bumped>After Sunset gets over her rage induced aneurysm she asks if she can join their herd>Anon is still kind of confused by all everything, but Sunset is nice and is rocking a pretty nice body, so he turns over to his current girls and asks them>Midnight just says that she'll be in charge, for which demon Shimmy responds by flipping her off>Twilight shrugs and says it wouldn't hurt to try since she's kind of already in one>After they start dating a common activity for the 3/5 of them is to play O&O>Anon usually has to be the DM since it would be cheating if any of the others did itFor extra fun both of the demon girls are incredibly innocent/naive when it comes to intimacy. Demon Shimmy thinks she had her first orgasm when Anon hugged her and Midnight gets really flustered when Anon starts to pepper her with kisses.
>>33261952>Anon is a Superman tier powerhouse of a hero, used to fending off alien invasions, destroying Godzilla tier monsters, and stopping genocidal supervillains>Is more than happy in this new peaceful world with rather silly, not that powerful villains that crop up once or twice a year, and seem to serve as a moral teaching device rather than a legitimate threat>Doesn't use his powers in front of anyone as he's not a show-off and there's no need to>Becomes known as a huge handsome softie that always has a smile on his face>At night he does a few laps of the world just to make sure everyone's okay. So far he's had to put out 1 house fire, save 3 cats from trees, and carried a boat that was lost in a sea storm back to shore>God help the villain that truly tries to upset the balance of this beautiful peaceful world
>>33262940>Not wanting Ponka to spank youDouble gay.
>>33265084>Pinkie can crush rocks with her hooves>You tell her you burnt dinner... for the third time this week>"Ahahahaha... noonie... give me the belt and bend over"
>>33264907Thought I'd come up with some alignments for what kind of characters the girls would play.>Midnight is a true neutral witch>She only sees knowledge, facts, and her goals>She's quick to get rid of those in her way>Twilight is a lawful good paladin>Plays everything by the book and will break character when demon Shimmy/Midnight try to break the rules>Will try to help characters in game, and has even derailed an entire campaign to get an old man some bread>Demon Shimmy is a chaotic evil warlock>Likes long walks on the beach and roasting marshmallows over the burning corpses of her enemies>Will do her damnedest to completely derail the campaign>Sunset is a chaotic good barbarian>Also likes burning and beaches but is somewhat discriminatory in what she burns>Trashes every bar she enters in a drunken haze>All of them refuse to play a healer and they wanted Anon to play with them so he ends up rolling a cleric>Now he's both the DM and the main healer>And his character is lawful evil>The girls better start listening to him when he tells him to take the trash out
>>33265170>only healer>lawful evil>tfw that was not medicine>yfw that was not medicine
>>33265192"Hey, Sunset.">"Yeah, Anon?""So I'm not seeing any rules about this in the book so I'm going to ask you a question about magic.">"Shoot.""What happens when you perform necromancy on the living?"
>>33265211Its treated as necrotic damage.
>>33265211>"I dunno. No dandruff for a few days, I guess."
>>33265217who the hell invited you?
>>33265211>>33265217>Anon has no clue how to DM or even basic knowledge about the game>He's just the only one that can do it since he's the only person that doesn't have two people inside him>This makes derailing the campaign or just making a mess incredibly easy for the girls
>>33265230>>33265232>Turns out human pone dudes aren't that bright when it comes to tabletopWho ta thunk it.
>>33265211>"Anon you can't harvest organs from the bandits!""Why not?">"They're still alive!"
>>33264586>Some faggot that didn't read>Some shit fetish set up at the start of the greenSurprise surprise, it requires only the minimum amount of effort to spot a trash poster, that other faggot was probably one of you trashposters shitposting for pity on a bad writefag.
>>33265240"But the two Shimmers just set that other group of bandits on fire.">"Well that-""And they were running away.">"But-""I'd get the bits from the guy Midnight blasted but there's barely even paste left of him.">"She-""Think of it this way, Twilight. By taking this liver, I not only kill a bandit, but I might save someones life later. And if not we'll have a snack."
>>33265240>"They're still alive!">"But that's the whole point!"
>>33265259>>33265260>Ah, the joys of playing with proper murder hobos>Shame its only the min-maxing demon chicks, but that was to be expected
>>33265267I kind of think that only Twilight and maybe Midnight would be min-maxing. I think the two Shimmers would actually try to play for fun.
>>33265282I can see at least demon Shim minmaxing, and Shim playing for fun, but those two would definitely have "fun" derailing for horrific necromancy experiments. With Midnight as her co conspirator getting organs she needs. Twilight would just be a munchkin and unironically take the game more seriously than then others.
>>33265287The shimmers would be seeking immortality. Normal Shim wants to live forever. Demon Shim is looking at lichdom or some other form of undeath.
>>33265287That sounds about right.On a semi related note, I remember a screencap or something where somebody played as two gnomes in a trench coat. It was only found out once one of the gnomes died. I think it would be funny if, after they revealed themselves, both Shimmers and Sparkles play a game like that with their friends.
>>33265310What about the rouge gnome that was hiding up a prostitutes ass?
>>33265317i gotcha covered
>>33265317>>33265331Completely forgot about that one.But I think a Sir Bearington kind of thing would work. One where the translator is one of the players. Sunset could play as a horse while Midnight could be...a bird? Since it's RGRE a harpy probably wouldn't work. Maybe she could be a wyvern or small dragon.
>>33264601The upcoming chapter was supposed to be about them.I was looking forward to another strangely engaging tetherball game
I have a feeling that if Anon got a show in either EqG or mlp it would be like the Eric Andre Showhttps://youtu.be/Er-SF5thPGo
>>33265381Eh, you never know. Popped said he had some health issues, and the story was generally well-received. On top of that, he cared enough that his lack of updates made him feel inclined to say "sorry but shit's rough right now". Factor in the length of the story, and at this point I feel like he'll say something if he plans not to continue. Fingers crossed he comes back.
>>33265449Fingers crossed he doesn't, may that tf shit get what he deserves.
>>33265489you are increasingly sounding like you have a blank faced picture with the name Popped on it that you angrily masturbate to and tell it how much you hate it.
>>33265489Dude, what is your beef with tf anyway? Did a transformed pony slice your dog open and then eat the raw entrails?
>>33265524Yes, and fucked the corpse too. The piece of shit hasn't been caught by the cops, and I don't know why. Fucker was in a costume with his face exposed.
>Anon shows NEET Luna his old Vidya>The first game she plays in Ocarina of Time>She relates to skull kidBlame nostalgia for making me type this
>>33265808If this doesn't end with Anon pranking Luna by wearing a novelty majora mask I will be disappointed
>>33265232> Derailing the campaign> Anon started with the idea of making a fantasy setting adaptation of Star wars> The evil wizard empire building a floating island that can disintegrate entire cities below it> He forgot to r63 the characters, so when the party finds Princess Leia, they are distinctly unsympathetic to her plight> Demonset and Midnight both express ency at being tortured by a hot, evil guy> Twilight blushes, and Sunset just rolls her eyes> After a lot of sneaking around, a decent forgery, and a forty minute debate on the morality of mind controlling the bad gals, they manage to trick Dark Father into believing the Emperor ordered him to subjugate a nearby town> The party then kills the remaining operators of the floating island, and pilot the superweapon away, with the help of the slaves that labored in the construction> At the end of the session, the party had decided to hire themselves as mercenaries to the rebellion, as a compromise between those who wanted to rain destruction down upon the "deserving" and those who want to study the enchantments and use the island for good
>>33265868>express ency Fucking what?>The rest of that shitYeah....that sounds about right. Now you need a Tarrasque with levels in wizard to fix this shitshow.
>>33265898> encyA typo, was supposed to be "envy"
>tfw ponk knows that you secretly eat ass>tfw she makes sure to present her big bubble butt to you whenever possible>tfw you can't help yourself>Like ever
>>33265868>Anon dms the prequals but fixes alot of the problems>Like jar jar Binks, mediclorians, Anakin being a whining spoiled bitch of a Padawan, y'know>Just basic stuff>He doesn't tell them anything so they think it's just a redo of his original game>To them it's cival war instead of evil empire vs rebels>That sounds stupid but you all know what I mean
>>33265868>The idea of a big floating island sounds neat to the girls>They were happy with Anon and certainly enjoying the herd life, even if they got flack for it from time to time>So after Anons campaign about a big floating island the girls started talking>They were talking about moving in together right?>Sunset was an expert with magic back in Equestria>She actually understands how Equestrian airships work and could apply it on a more basic level to a big hunk of stone>Demon Shimmy would pour power into the runes as Midnight tears open a large hole in reality under them, with another far above them>This would give their future home a jumpstart into the sky>With the worst out of the way Twilight begins designing the home and automated weapons systems>Anon is not sure how to feel about living in his new home>On one hand it's an armed mega fortress>On the other the girls prioritized a pool over a garden when making the island>Sure the girls can fly or portal him to the market but the home grown stuff was nicer
>>33266043Honestly that just seems impractical and i give them a week before they put the house back down. Month tops.
>>33266088Impractical stupid and requiring far more work than it should. I'd say it's about perfect for this oddball group. Plus Twilight will be too busy complaining about that to complain about the actual fun stuff.
>>33266104>bunch of mages living on a floating rock conducting experiments and general sorcery.I can see the idea working. Plus they can move it around if they hear about a new magical phenomenon appearing or just to block an annoying neighbors view of the sky.
>>33266188Magic is fun but you forget the lewd possibilities.>There are certain rules on the island that Twilight does not approve of>It's honestly most of them save for 'pick up your shit'>But one that used to push her over the edge is the naked rule>Seeing as how they're several hundred feet in the air, there wasn't much concern about the neighbors poking their heads in any of the windows>So with a 4-1 vote it was decided that it was perfectly fine to run around the house naked>It wasn't long before the fondling and grabbing started thereafter>A caress as someone walks down the hall would quickly turn into a makeout session>And that makeout session would usually move to a bedroom>Twilight was very frustrated about how the other three girls treated Anon but a girl can only be bent over a couch and fucked senseless so many times before she stops caring
>>33266043Now I want Anon to GM a KOTOR session, and for it to be derailed even more than this one
>>33266492>tfw you will never bury your face between those thighs
>>33266487Meant to reply to >>33265868
>>33266492That isn't RGRE, also wouldn't women be yucking seeing other women wear revealing clothes?
>>33261994I know, right? Why am I bothering to pay for the upkeep of a firefighting station if my house never gets set on fire?
>>33266600The obvious solution is to become and arsonist and fucking JUSTIFY the taxes you're paying.
>>33266600You might have a point, if sayanon was the only one who could deal with monsterous threats. Considering there is already the elements of harmony, a hand of princesses, and several overpowered unicorns running around, the amount of training necessary to get to that power level is frankly not worth the cost of sacrificing loving relationships. Also, the original prompt talked about mares not believing sayanon until he beat up the next scheduled villain. I'm not sure why sayanon didn't just fly around and shoot ki blasts.
>>33263867>>33263878Don't ask me *how* she did it...
>>33263867The fuck? Did she launch off a building and slide down in between those poles? Is this a piece of shitty modern art?
>>33266718>>33266695 here.My honest guess is that she drove her car into the tree at an angle, and at a moderately high speed. The impact made the car's rear rise into the air, and the angle of the impact and momentum of the car's movement made the car rotate while it's rear was in the air.
>>33266754Eris is #1 underrated waifu.
>>33266932She kinda hot
>>33266949She's just Discord with a different snootle.
>>33266968FUCK YOU DONT TALK SHIT BOUT MY WAIFU
>>33266932>>33266949>>33266754Eris/butterscotch is more endearing than Fluttershy/Discord.mainly because the Troll girlfriend and doormat boyfriend trope is more entertaining.
Uber lewd posting to celebrate being able to post again.
>>33267227You colorblind? This board look red to you?Enjoy the ban you fucking sicko.
>>33265997would mares want to eat stallion ass, but be nervous when (you) want to eat their asses?
>>33267332shame this artist got screwed so hard by tumblr
>>33267579everyone is getting screwed by tumblr, but Grey well and truly did not deserve this
>>33267605yep. grey's going offline for a while because of ithttps://derpicdn.net/img/2018/12/4/1898303/full.jpegtumblr deserves everything it gets
>>33267611tumblr had it coming a long time ago, just alone for letting their users for eample bully someone into suicide just because they deemed someone as racist or transphobic over ARTWORK
>>33267615SJWs are cancer.
>>33267628steven universe is proof of that
>>33267579Wait, what happened? I didn't know he had a tumblr, I thought he just posted his stuff on derpi. Why's he going offline, and how exactly did he get screwed?
>>33267631tumblr is basicly shutting down EVERYTHING because their was a lot of child born on itcant even show classic art with expased male chests
>>33267633I knew that tumblr was shitting the bed and banned NSFW art, but I didn't think this guy drew nsfw shit.
>>33267631Tumblr's getting rid of porn because they got taken off of the app store for their infestation of porn bots, and a lot of people are getting taken down in the crossfire because their algorithm's refried dogshit
>>33267634doesnt matter, even mario got deemed inapropriat. FUCKING MARIO!>>33267632jesus christ the blue crystal gem looks weird with two eyes
>>33267632This is hilarious. I hope the horse drawer comes back, but fuck me is this isn't a perfect example of tumblr in a nutshell.
>>33267640Seriously. God bless those faggots, most likely from /b/, who went out and did this.
>>33267640nah there still a lack of "its always the man's fault" there are feminists on tumblr who would blame a little boy for getting molested by his female teacher just for being a boy
>>33267640Wait, no, I take that back. I'm getting deeper into it and it's actually just pretty sad. This is really obvious bait, and the guys running the account are being really obvious with how they speak. It's the textual equivalent of speaking slowly and emphasizing certain words as though the speaker is talking to a retard. It's not even the "I'm a gullible and easily-duped rube" response, it's how they're not picking up on seriously obvious bait.It's like watching a real life actual retard getting upset about something. At first it's funny, but then it keeps happening every time and then you just start feeling bad for him.
>>33267632That Connie pic near the top looks unironically better white
>>33267632>racist cyber gangstersI like this. We should be called things like this more often.
>>33267632>https://imgur.com/gallery/RcW1NOh, man. I haven't read that in a while. Thanks, anon.
>Anon lived on an island among the native ponies around a thousand years ago>He gets married>Has a few foals>Life is good>Then the Sirens show up>Everyone is scared shiyless>Except Anon>He walks right up to the lead siren"You won't raid us.">The sirens look confused>"Yeah we will.""You won't.">"We will.""No, you won't.">"Yes, we will!""You won't!">"We will!""You won't you won't you won't!">"We will we will we will!""You will raid this island and that's final!">"No we won't! Come on let's go raid equestria!">>"But didn't you say-">"Shut up sonata!">The sirens leave>Anon is hailed as a hero by the island>And the siren is embarrassed that she was so easily bamboozled
>>33268022>"Aww, dammit, we can't go back and raid them now! They'll know!"
>>33268032>Anon survives the same way starswirl did>He goes to EqG because reasons>He finds the sirens there"Well well well, look what the tide washed up!">"FATHERFUCKER!"
>>33268022>>33268032Anon who isn't godly but uses Looney Tunes logic to solve problems sounds like a funny ass Anon.
>>33268046Not only are you confusing with lore and lazy with your motivations you also missed the incredibly easy pun of "Whale whale whale"This is why colts shouldn't do comedy.
>>33268076I like the idea of the sirens using fish puns.
>>33268097I like the idea of using fish puns against the sirens.
>>33268076Virgin tuftlet spotted
>>33268127>Anon uses more fish puns than the sirens>They become ashamed and leave>"Anon, why did you do that? They were here to apologize, not loot us!"Well, I did it...">You put on your sunglasses."...for the halibut." >YEEEEAAAAAAAAH
>>33268127I'd rather lewd these fish than defeat them with puns
>Very magic immune Anon who also can't speak pony languages>Becomes known as such a precious colt, the picture of purity and beauty>Even though he's a huge exotic handsome stallion, it's almost too lewd to think of him sexually he's so innocent>Even when he gets things backwards; holding open doors for mares, etc, it's still adorable and very welcomed>Even more so than his looks and actions, his singing is heavenly, and the ponies can only imagine what tranquil and colty things he might be singing about>Anon gets to perform in front of all sorts of nobility and upper classes in Canterlot>Even though Twilight has blasted him plenty of times with translation spells with no effect, she decides once more to try>Just before he breaks out into songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JrDCSHbLk
>>33268151There's only one solution: for Anon to host an ass-off (again)
>>33268156>she thinks he's singing to her, and only being so lewd because no one can understand him, being too shy and innocent to do it any other way.She's correct on all counts.I dont think we've ever had a story with an anon that's ACTUALLY as innocent and pure as they believe.
>>33268156>>33268206>Moondancer: he's just like me!>Moonie will never ask you to prom and paint the floor red with spaghetti sauce while the jock mare's (RD) laugh and you try not to cringe because you like her
How much would do you think Pinkie would freak if she learned our version of 'Pinkie Promise' is DIFFERENT...and then how much would she freak out when we do 'Cross my heart-' in front of her? The whole thing.
>>33268283she'd probably be a little unsettled by the choice of words and their implications if she stopped to think about it (as quite a few real people are), but on the whole she'd probably understand that different cultures produce different phrases
>>33268283she'd probably get into some long rambling meta monologue about how "if our pinkie's are our smallest fingers, then she's also our smallest fingers and that our smallest fingers are also her" and she'd go on until you bapped her on the head or booped her and she probably wouldn't even remember the rambling in the first place
>>33268302>starting a fight with the strongest (female) earth pony in the seriesWould this be resolved if Anon let's Pinkie sit on his face?
>>33268283Unless there is a lewd version i'm unaware of, isn't a pinkie promise just a physical representation of "I promise" that requires two people?She'd probably find it neat that we share our pinkie promises and that we have a whole finger named after her."Cross my heart" thing might scare her a little but also make her be like "Holy smokes these humans REALLY take their promises seriously!" and be awed and stuff.
>>33268295>>33268302Still a somewhat odd saying and Pinkie would have to wonder on the implications of using one's own BODY PARTS with /someone else's/ in order to make a "proper" promise.
>>33268325>Booping Pinkie presses her tuft button
>>33268325>a pinkie promiseIt's like a binding infernal contract, only instead of it being made by a devil and enforced by hell, it's being made a minor eldritch outsider (pinkie) and being enforced by her out of context metaphysical presence.
>>33268151>>33268173Why yes please
>>33268538>Those faces>The actual fish pussy smell
>>33268603I'd like a dozen of the middle thot, please.
>Instead of central RGREquestria, you get dropped into one of the various 3rd world hellholes around it. In this case somewhere that resembles an equine Brazil >You're bigger and much stronger than the inhabitants, but that matters little when you're lost, alone, and practically none of the almost hostile and manipulative ponies around speak your language beyond a few words. >Most seem to think you're some sort of exotic prostitute and a few have even tried to take what they wanted from you by force. >The next few days are rough.>Then when you hear cursing in english passing an alleyway one day, you rush to it, finding an Indiana Jones copycat in a fight with obvious gangsters.>You rush in to help.>And that's how you became the sidekick and controversial new character in the Daring Do series.
>>33268710Cowboy motif included?
>>33268710>>And that's how you became the sidekick and controversial new character in the Daring Do series.Poor anon. He just got Scrappied.
>>33268710>Yearling has to rephrase some of what Anon says and does because he's just way too agreeable and laid back to be a believable male character.
>>33268790"Those motherfuckers tore up this cool cowboy hat I got! How bout we go cunt punt those bitches to Tartarus, steal back the Gem of Friendship or whatever gay ass name it's got, then celebrate with you suckin my dick!">The otherworldly male sniffled as he clutched his tattered fedora. "I can't believe they'd do such a thing.... Facing such a force seems hopeless, but I'm sure if the two of us work together, we can beat those ruffians, reclaim the Emerald of Empathy, and... Perhaps we could relax a little, together, afterwards?"
>>33268829>fedoraof all the things in that sentence that probably pisses him off the most"I can put up with being depicted as a spineless faggot since you jump my bones every other day, Daring, but I draw the line being described with a fucking fedora."
How would pinkie feel if Anon told her about Santa and how he makes all good little boys and girls happy year round?
>>33268963She would either take the mantle on herself, and bug the shit out of Twilight and the rest of the girls to help her. Or wait by the chimney to see if she can meet him, and actually does so, much to a stunned Anon.
>>33268963probably say that he's a model of paternity that all colts should strive to emulate, though maybe he should lay off the cookies since colts care so much about their diets and such
>>33268963>>33268978>>33268988Ponies probably have their own version of Santa Claus. Maybe not the same name but definitely the same story which might actually surprise ponies when he tells them of his 'mythical figure' and how similar it is to their (maybe) real being.Hell, maybe Pinkie's secretly Santa or dresses as them for little foals? And she SWEATS whenever Anon mentions Santa and thinks 'COVERS BLOWN BOYOS'
>>33268710>controversialI don't think there'd be much of an objection if she threw in a line describing him as a crazy asshole monster.Equestria is rife with them (Tirek, Discord, Smooze, Grogar, Iron will etc) and it would excuse his abnormal behaviour
>>33268325"Cross my heart,Hope to die,Stick a needle in my eye"That's the version I know.
>>33269108I personally think Pinky would be at least a /little/ freaked by it, honestly. 'Stick a needle WHERE'. She'd think Anon would be self harming right up until he reveals it's a NORMAL HUMAN RHYME.
>>33269122then she would just think humans are selfharming by default
>>33268649I'll take the cutie on the left, please.
>>33269108It's origins are a bit weird.Started as a catholic thing as a quick "Swear on the bible" sort of thing, the whole symbol of the cross and the motion across your chest and such.Kids added the needle part as a more easily understandable threat.At some point someone made a pretty long poem about it which most people seem to think is the source, but i can only find the first part and i personally doubt this came first.>Cross my heart and hope to die>Stick a needle in my eye>Wait a moment; I spoke a lie>I never really wanted to die.>But if I may and if I might>My heart is open for tonight>Though my lips are sealed and a promise is true>I won't break my word, my word to you.>>33269140To be fair we pretty much are, we've just normalized most of it.Our females literally bleed from their genitals on a monthly basis and we consider poisoning ourselves with various substances to be a recreational activity.Nevermind the whole smoking thing.From an objective standpoint we're a very self destructive species, it's just the fact our ability to survive is usually stronger than our ability to kill ourselves.
>>33269170And I'll take the rest!
>>33269174>our ability to survive is usually stronger than our ability to kill ourselves.Humanity Fuck Yeah (HFY) threads were really fun, back when I read a few of them. There are reasons we dominated the earth and have become the apex predators of the planet.
>>33268838"At least give me a hat with a little bit more decency. Like a bowler hat, or a top hat. I'd even settle for one of those flat-top hats that Flim and Flam wear.">The otherworldly male sniffled as he clutched his tattered burlap potato sack that he had taken to hiding his face with."Oh, you know what? You can go eat an entire bag of dicks, Yearling."
>>33269183search "HFY imgur" there are a bunch of albums of screen capped stories.
>>33265331>>33265350I like Krod, the angry carpenter.
>>33269183i'm sure they pop up on /tg/ every now and then still>tfw we've evolved to be the ultimate adaptive predator>tfw a human would hit the worst buttons for a prey species like ponies>tfw other apex species like dragons would be unsure whether to challenge humans for dominance or jump their bones at the first opportunity to create even stronger offspring
> widower Anon> Somewhat listless since his wife died> Sees a teenaged griffin chick tire herself out regularly in training for the weather team> He always cooks too much out of habit, so he gives her leftovers> She gobbles it up right in front of him then blushes as she realizes how messy she looks> She serruptitiously licks her claws while pretending to groom herself> She hands the dish back and thanks him> Anon feels some kind of way, seeing someone eat food he's prepared> Tells her to drop by for dinner next time, a growing bird needs to eat to grow strong> The griffin awkwardly accepts> From then on, they eat together, with the griffin helping to pay for the groceries> Anon is happy to have someone who doesn't mind the smell of cooked meat, and his paternal instincts tell him to feed the bird> Not to mention the cute trills she makes when she's done eating> The griffin is grateful for the food, and resolves to do her best as an aspiring weather team member> Also, it's hard to say no to a handsome male, let alone a mature and paternal one like Anon
>>33269226>Ponies not super welcoming of Anon at first.>Like, they wouldn't run him out of town and maybe Fluttershy wouldn't give two shits (gotta love them animal lovers) but there'd be definite unease.>They're used to Spike and maybe a Griffon or two but he's fucking new, alien and bigger than a lot of fucking ponies.>Like, a lot bigger. There's been at least one case where he's picked a full grown mare up to prove a point..>So, yeah, Ponies are more than a little freaked.>Meanwhile, in Dragon Country, a few young dragons hear of (the possibly mythical) human and get ideas that if they beat HIM then they'd be seen as top dogs.>Because, well, it'd be like humans hunting big animals: Shows you're brave and shit.>God help the human if he ever survives..
>>33269262>>God help the human if he ever survives..I think you have it the other way around.
>>33269275That pic reminds me of that one /k/ medic who assfucked someone just to prove a point.
>>33269262>>Meanwhile, in Dragon Country, a few young dragons hear of (the possibly mythical) human and get ideas that if they beat HIM then they'd be seen as top dogs.>dragoness kicks in your door early in the morning one day>castle doctrine her ass with a "confetti" cannon you "borrowed" from Pinkie>last thing she remembers before waking up in the Ponyville clinic is getting blasted back through your door and hitting the groundAnd then a dragon crush was born.
Now I can't stop thinking about what Hoenheim would be like in RGRE.
>>33269329>dragon trying to beat the man in a "castle" instead of a man trying to beat the dragon in a castleI like it!
>tfw your hyoo-man tells you that he loves you and that you have the best tuft he's ever seen
>>33269329Not fighting and having your way with her to assert your dominance over the dragons and make her and any other dragoness think twice before breaking into my home.
>>33269329>TFW other dragons hear of this and get quite...interested, to say the least. >Now your every morning is seen by kicking a new dragon out of your room to the surprise of the dragon.>Not that you're strong, mind you, it's literally Surprise on your side.>No dragon expects an 'alien stallion' to pull 'borrowed items' out of nowhere to beat some ass.>Fun for the dragons, not so fun for poor sleepy you.
>>33268710I'm liking this idea.>>33269170Yeah, she's my favorite as well.>>33269250I really like this idea. Could be a comfy green.>>33269329>>33269350This sounds like it could make a hilarious twist on Flutterrape. FUND IT!
>>33269565>Rumors spread that Anon is a dragon tamer and is gathering enough dragons to conquer equestria>meanwhile...>"what are you all doing in my lawn?>"we love you! ">"I should start collecting rent I tell you hwat"
>>33269664>Dragons take him seriously and start piling their hoards onto his lawn as 'rent'.>They may have misunderstood something in translation but fuck it, Anon now has gold and gems in his lawn..>He's..not sure how to feel because that's still blocking off his beautiful lawn.
>>33268710>And that's how you became the sidekick and controversial new character in the Daring Do seriesCringe
>>33269765Please stop using words that you don't know the meaning of just because you see others saying them, retard.
Is there a pony reaction image with the word "cringe" on it? Because I want in on this hot new bandwagon.
>>33269772>he's mad someone doesn't like his cringe post>alternatively he's bizarrely upset when people parrot words found in other postscringe
new thread fight and die for israel>>33269805>>33269805
>>33269799>You are Anon, and you aren't 100% sure if you want to stick your penis into her mouth.>Part of you thinks it's a great idea, part of you is incredibly grossed out that she swallowed that fucker whole...>...and a part of you that's getting bigger by the second is wondering why she has teeth AND a beak.
>>33269813What the fuck are you doing, there's 15 posts to go.
>>33269799what is this creature and how can I make sure it stays as far away from me as possible?
F is for Filly on Colt domination
>>33269835U is for U better get back in the kitchen and make me some dinner, boi
>>33269838N is for NEETs, who will all die kissless virgins
>>33269838C is for Cucking Sunny
>>33269841>>33269842M is for Marely Mares
>>33269857Perfect horse size. Makes for best comical situation for where ponies are barely knee-high and yet they still scoff at the idea of Anon doing "mare's work".
>>33268838Hey, don't diss the Indy Fedora. That's a totally legit version, not some trillby nonsense.You just need the outfit to go with it.Looking as good as Harrison Ford also helps a lot.
bump for vague hope of green
>>33269799She looks cute but still an abomination.
>>33270277>bump for vague hope of greenYou can't bump a thread past its bump limit. Go here instead>>3326980
>>33269122To be fair it isn't like sticking a cupcake in your eye is any better
>>33269813>look mom I made thread first again!Kill yourself already you fucking retard.>>33269831>>>/Reddit/ and stay there.
>>33265833>>33265808Luna plays Majora's Mask