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Christmas Comes Early Edition

"I May Have Let You Slide And Allowed You To Have Thanksgiving At Your Little Marefriend's House, But Your Flank WILL Be Home For" Hearth's Warming Sub-Edition

Old Stocking Stuffers: https://pastebin.com/XtAKzbfq
>I do so love watching my dear boy put up the lights
>Sunshine, were you by chance visited by the ghost of Christmas pastl year?
Perhaps mother, why?
>And while she was here were you to...intimate?
I don’t see why that has any bearing mother.
>Well, it’s just that she’s been standing in the living room for the past two days whispering incoherently about you and refuses to leave.
Ba humbug!
>ywn impress mom & auntie by doing regular tasks around the house
>"Mmm, my handsome boy..you'd be quite the house husband if mommy had any intentions of letting you date~"
Next you’ll tell me she makes him walk around in nothing but an apron and jock strap
>"Ah, n-nephew! Forgive our clumsiness..would you be so kind as to retrieve our silverware once more?"
>'Auntie, stop dropping your fork on purpose.'
>"..Stop having such a cute bottom then. Tease."
>Sweetie, can you do your funny dance for our guests.
Mom please we’re at the Winter’s Ball. I dont want people seeing me do that.
>You don’t want to make your mommy sad do you?
Mom there are literally ambassadors here! What would they say if they saw the prince making an ass of himself?
>*sniff* I suppose all sons must hurt their mothers eventually. I guess now is my turn. I thought I’d at least have few years left.
Oh my god FINE
T-That's not funny if it's true
>Remember my mom always telling me to do the 'mc hammer' dance
>Basically just a siezure impression while saying 'can't touch this'
Alright nevermind, it was kind of funny
You can’t get ghost pregnant right? Right?
Embarrassing mom stories? I got one

I remember one Christmas my parents took me to the Poconos. I remember this big white building I don’t Remember what it was called though. Anyways inside this building were restaurants ,kids play area’s pool halls,Anyways one of the restaurants had a karaoke’s spot and my mother made me get up in front of a restaurant full of people it’s saying “and I will always love you “by Whitney Houston I don’t remember what the exact song name was. All I remember was that at some point a lady ran up stuffed a $10 bill in my pocket.I still cringed when I think about it
Yeah, I was about 6 when I got up in front of a bunch of people in church and said I wanted to marry my mom.
After telling them I got her a 'purty flower' for mother's day.
>Mom is literally God
>Anonymous is her son the morning star
>The first sunrise; the first day was made just for him
>He is the first being to receive her love
>But isn't the only one, as she soon creates her human/pony antfarm, causing her son to grow jealous
In the month's time we had off from this thread, I wanted to come up with atleast something
I wanna see Celestia wear the Super Crown
God they’re such sluts. Aunt Luna is the only one with any modesty
She had to make do with Twilight when there was no Anon around.

Off to a "good" start I see.
Will this thread get tolerable again when pic limit is reached, like last time?
I need a new /mom/ and auntie snuggle story If anyone could whip that out.
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>"Ha ha! We hath donned our bathing gown and are ready for fun and or sun!"
>"..Sister, are those strings supposed to constitute a bathing suit?"
>"How sinful! It's enough you'll be stealing away my Nephew so that he may slather tanning lotion upon your prodigious backside, but you must also steal his loving gaze from our modest visage?!"
Let's see...
Nope. My to-write list is chock full. I'm completely booked.
Well, there is that one tiny slot towards the end of next week. Tho even that is tentatively scheduled for something else.
You're in my spot, sperg
There'd be heads rolling if I had to share /mom/
Mine worked at the daycare center I attended. It made me very jealous to see other kids hug her.
I’m sorry but Luna’s outfit is more attractive to me. It leaves way more to the imagination
>"Zounds! If I am not careful I may inadvertently end up showing one of the many pairs of underpants and leggings I'm wearing!"
>"It would be fuel for the tabloids! 'Debauched Princess flashes chaste Nephew her ankles!'."
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>Celestia is a single mother trying to get back into the dating scene
>she's mostly doing it for anon, after all, he needs a good strong father figure that he can look up to
>lil anon disagrees, he likes things the way they are
>just him, mommy, and auntie
>he doesn't need or want a daddy, some strange man coming into his home and stealing his mommy away from him
>anon proceeds to drive away every single man Celestia brings home by being as much a creepy little hell child as he can whenever her back is turned
>saying really creepy cryptic shit, like repeating numbers that turn out to be future dates, in a really disturbing monotone voice
>dismembering his toys and leaving them in strange positions that resemble some kind of satanic blood ritual
>drawing disturbing pictures featuring Celestia's boyfriends meeting really grizzly ends
>singing macabre songs in his cutesy little child voice
>every boyfriend bugs out cuz no MILF pussy is worth this shit
>Celestia cries and cuddles anon, and for a few weeks things are back to normal
>until Celestia decides to give another go
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>"Howdy do, Neighbor! Names Discord! Just thought I'd stop by and bring you this Quiche!"
>Anon's deadpan stare goes from him to the dish
>"Funny, they call it a 'housewarming', but I am definitely picking up a chill from yo-"
>"Alright, good talk!..Tell your mother I said hi~"
>The door opens back up with surprising quickness
>'-Fuck you just say about my mom, dude?'
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I need Victorian Era Luna in my life
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>March yourself back upstairs and cut that hair mister. I raised a prince, not a whore.
She's already the biggest horse, and in ayy land she's pushing at least 6'1.
How would that crown change anything?
and don't say I have to check the enclosed instruction booklet or search the hotel
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> Ah! Anon finally! After all this time!!
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>Have you come to praise the sun.My son?
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Something like that. I actually came to make a deposit.
Fuckin A', those controllers are built like shit to begin with, too, that's how microsoft gets ya!
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Girls be on statues of Prince Anon like
>"..Mom, don't."
>'Oh stooop..it's a little funny.'
>"No, no it's not."
>'..It can't be helped, after all, you're hard as a rock~'
>"Ahaha..there it is."
So what would I gain by joining the moon side Aunt Luna?
>Power......UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!
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Mom, Auntie, c'mon let's not make this a contest you know I don't like having to choose
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The principal's son's annual end of the school year car wash fund raisers always leaves the school with a surplus of cash.

Celestia couldn't be happier
Every now and then the Prince must punish naughty mares in the only way he knows how
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>I thought I told that boy no shenanigans while I was out
I've missed /mom/ too but damn slow down
>You shift in place from side to side, trying to keep your feet from hurting so much.
>You have been staning in line for a very very long time.
>But it has all been worth it, because your're finally at the front of the line.
>Now you just need to wait your turn until you can see him.
>From what you've been told, he can do almost anything.
>Maybe he would be able to help you.
>You smile and walk up to a woman dressed like... you think they are called elves.
>"Are you here by yourself?"
>She looks behind you like she's trying to find something.
"Yes ma'am, I am."
>She seems to sigh and points to her right.
>An older man dressed all in red with a white beard waves at you.
>Santa Claus!
>"Alright then, you can go sit on Sanat's lap."
>You smile and start walking towards him.
>"Ho ho ho, and how are you doing today son?"
>You gulp and try to keep yourself composed like Mommy taught you to.
"I'm good Mr. Claus, sir. And yourslef?"
>He looks rather surprised at your response.
>"Well well well, you are a very polite young man aren't you. Seems like someone is definetly going to be on my nice list. Now come sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas."
>You smile even brighter than before and nod, walking up to him.
>"Now son, what's your name?"
"My name is Anon, Mr. Claus sir."
>"Oh please, just call me Santa."
>He says with a laugh.
"Alright, Santa."
>"Now then, what would you like for Christmas Anon?"
"Well Santa, I'm not sure if you can do this or not. I've tried everything here but no one seems to be able to help me. But from what everpo- I mean, everyone here has told me, you can do pretty much anything."
>He loks nervious right now for some reason.
>"Well... uhm... I can do many things others can't. What is it exactly you had in mind?"
"Can you please take me home?"
>"I- ah... sorry, but are you lost?"
>He looks at the woman who brought you to him and she shrugs.
"Yes Santa, I am lost. I'm far from home and I would very much like to get back."
>He looks shocked.
>"Son... where is your mommy or daddy?"
"My Mommy is back home in Canterlot, that's where I want to go back to. And I don't have a daddy, but I do have an Auntie."
>He says sounding surprised.
"Yes sir, it's in Equestria."
>"Equestria? Well, where are you living now?"
"I live in an orphanage sir. I'm very far from my home and no one knows how to get me back. You're the only person here with magic, you're the only person I can think of that might be able to help me"
>His eyes move from side to side.
>"Uhm, Anon... that's a bretty big..."
"I don't care if I don't get any other presents. Please... I just want to go home."
>You look up at him with hope in your eyes.
>"I-I'll see what I can do. But that might be too much, even for Santa Claus."
>You deflate a little at his answer, even though you half expected him to say no.
"Thank you anyway sir, I would appreciate anything you could do. But, if you can't do that for me..."
>You reach into your coat and take out an envelope and hand it to him.
"Could you please give this to my Mommy for me instead? I just want her to know I'm alright. She's probably worried about me."
>He looks unsure but takes your letter and examines the writing on the envelope.
>He's probably used to kids writing English and not Equish.
>"Uh hey kid, why don't you take a candy cane and go stand with my elf for a while and I'll see what I can do with this letter."
>You nod and get up from his lap to grab a candy cane.
>You noticed the woman from earlier go over to Santa.
>"Something's wrong with that kid, I don't know what but we better call the cops to pick him up and look into it."
>You over hear Santa whisperer to her.
>So him too...
>Looks like no one can or will help you.
>You take a candy cane and walk away before they can make you stay.
>"Hey kid wait!"
>You hear the woman call to you, but you continue walking.
>You think she's trying to follow you, but you manage to weave between other people easier than her and you leave the mall without being stopped.
>It's only a few minutes to the bus stop, hopefully you won't need to wait long for the bus to arrive.
>Even though you doubt you'll be missed, you don't want to stay away from the orphanage longer than you need to be.
>Luckily the bus doesn't take too long to arrive.
>Really would be nice if you had a watch to help you know what time it is.
>The door opens and you see it's the same driver that dropped you off earlier.
>"Well hey there sonny. Didn't think I'd see you again tonight. Hope on board."
>You get in and start going through your pockets for coins.
>"Ah forget it, it's almost Christmas. Besides, bus is empty anyway. This ride is on me."
"Thank you sir!"
>You say smiling.
>"You're welcome young man."
>You decide to sit down close to the front of the bus so you can get off easier.
>Once you're seated, the bus starts to move.
>"So did you tell Santa what you wanted for Christmas yet?"
>The old driver calls from the front.
"Yes sir, but I don't think he can give it to me."
>"Why not? Were you naughty?"
"I don't think so sir. But other kids pick on me a lot, so maybe I have been and don't know it."
>"I don't think that's the case. Why don't you think he'll give you what you want?"
>He asks with concern in his voice.
"Because I wanted to go home to be with my family."
>There is a pause after you tell him that, and all you can hear is the bus driving differen the road.
>"If I'm not mistaken, there's an orphanage not far from one of the stops on this route... that wouldn't happen to be your stop would it?"
"Yes sir, it is."
>Another long pause hangs in the air.
>"I'm sorry son... I know you might not believe me, but it does get better."
"What do you mean?"
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oh jesus fuck he's here to make me feel
>"I grew up without parents for a while too and had to stay at an orphanage myself. And believe me, things do get better. Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but someday it will get better."
"Thank you."
>You respond not really knowing what else to say.
>The rest of the ride is spent in silence until your stop.
>You pull the cord near the window, making a singing noise, and the bus pulls over to the curb.
>The driver watches as you leave.
>"Hey kid, hang in there. Things'll get better someday."
>He says as you exit.
"Thank you sir."
>"Merry Christmas."
>He says with a smile and a wave before the doors close.
>The bus drives off, leaving you alone.
"Happy Hearthswarming..."
>Better get going.
>As you are walking, you try to remember all the good times Mommy, Auntie Luna, Cousin Cadance, and yourself had during the holidays.
>How mommy made your Hearthswarming doll and put it with hers and Auntie's above the fire place.
>How you got to open the first present because you were the youngest.
>You wonder how they're doing back home.
>It's been over half a year since you ended up here.
>Lost in thought you found yourself outside the orphanage.
>You walk along outside until you find the window leading to your shared room.
>Carefully, you open the window and climb in.
>Your roommate isn't in yet.
>All the adults and kids think you stay in your room most of the time anyway so it is easier to just leave through the window than listen to the other children mock you as you walk the halls.
>You take your hat, coat, and shoes off and place them at the foot of your bed.
>Your stomach starts to rumble, signaling you should get dinner.
>Based on the time on your clock, everyone should still be eating.
>It would probably be best to wait a little longer before going to get something yourself.
>So you sit on your bed and wait.
>Might as well listen to the radio.
>You don't have much here, but the clock next to your bed does have a radio.
>You don't have much here, but the clock next to your bed does have a radio.
>You turn it on and just like everyday for the last month, there is Christmas music on.
"I'll be home for Christmas..."
>The words hit you hard and you start to get that all too familiar feeling.
>You've lost count since you came here because of how many times it's happened.
>You close you eyes, bring your knees up against your chest and bury your face in your crossed arms and start to cry.
"If only in my... dreams..."

Just in case anyone was wondering what Anon went through his first Christmas and or Hearthswarming away from home.

Sorry if the writing isn't to my normal stuff, I haven't written in a while.
It hurts a little, but don't be a stranger, man.
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Keep that hair short mom
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Nah, you're not putting any dykey fades on my mom
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>"That's wonderful, my child! Why don't you follow Sister Sunset and let her show you where you can leave your Sunlight Medals as an offerin- WHY ARE YOU RIPPING OFF YOUR PANTS, YOUNG MAN!?"
>"...Yeah..who's my pretty girl, huh?"
>"Yes. Yep, it's you..atta' girl..*mwahmwahmwah*
>Sun Sun climbs into Anon's lap
>"You know Ma's jealous of how I spoil you, right?"
>"Says I oughta' direct some of this lovin' her way..but you wouldn't like that, would you?"
>Sun Sun's tuft puffs out a little as her wings settle
>"Ehh now, don't go thinkin' of whackin' her..big,cake lovin' mook."
>Mom watches from the doorway, scowling
>'..You breaka' my heart, Sun Sun.'
Bro I am fucking not feeling good and I could really go for some mom & aunt gentle care and cuddles
I want to rest on their flanks and have them regale me with stories of when I was little.

Night, mom, auntie
Oh can someone please momlestia edit this?
> Unlike YOU sister I don’t need to “show the goods” as you put it to catch my dear nephew eye. When he sees how modest and reserved my attire is he’ll go mad with curiosity and lust. His own mind will do all the work while my assets remain hidden away from those that are unworthy
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In a world were tan skin and revealing clothing gets you all the lads. Luna sticking to her old traditions, refuses to let anyone see bare skin outside of is considered ok to her. Expect for the handsome stranger that continues to steal into her bedchambers
I'm happy because there's something to read, but sad because of what that something is about.
The cure to rusty writing, is writing. Balance the sad with comf.
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>So THAT'S where my sweet boy's G-spot is?
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Mom you're sick. The kingdom can handle a few days without you. Don't worry. Between Aunt Luna we should be able to handle your duties just fine.
>But the ambassadors from the far Saddle Arneighbia are coming! I ha--
MOTHER RELAX, The ambassador loves me. I sure she'll be fine with me stepping in for you
>But but but
Mom if I catch you out of bed I promise you wont get ANY of the cakes the ambassador is bringing.
How would Anon run his mother’s kingdom while she’s sick?
mom's tanlines though
oh shit she found out i'm ticklish as fuck?
I'm ok with this
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>"P-Per the Young Master's orders, nopony is to ply, share, sell, or otherwise give you cake, under penalty of time-out."
>'Preposterous! *WHAARGARBL*'
>'I'm a grown mare- *CHOMP* and I'm QUITE capable of practicing- *RAWWWR* restraint, thank you very much!'
>"..Your Highness, in the span of these few sentences you've managed to literally inhale 40 cakes."
>"Prince Anonymous says that's as many as FOUR tens.."
>And that's terrible.
>"A force choke here or there does wonders for staff discipline, Auntie."
>'Does it now?'
>"It does. They no longer refer to my master as 'Emperor Pounds-of-Cake.'"
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>Sweetie watch out for that parasprite!
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>"Anonymous, hold still...there's a bee right...there."
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>I'm sorry Anon. Queen's orders.
>Anon boops derp horse
>She has a bad case of don't feel good
>"Shhh..close your eyes."
>"Don't let this face be the last thing you see."
>"Heaven may hold it against you."
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>Oh Anon and his jokes.
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>"Anonymous, my sweetheart, did anypony call or come by while I was out?"
>'Hmm? No-, oh wait, yeah, ummm, hold on mama..I wrote it down somewhere..'
>'Uhh, yeah, some girl named Sum Yun Gai called and said she's stuck in eternal high school or something..'
>'I wasn't really paying attention because she called during a match, oh and this happened like..4 days ago, my bad..love you.'
>"*MMwah* That's quite alright, my sunshine, the important thing is that you remembered and I'm so proud of you."
>'I love you too, mom...you pick up any capri suns while you were out?'
>"Of course..silly boy."
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>embiggens the mom
>goats the mom
But who would make an attempt on the prince’s life
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Since she said 'Queen' I think we can narrow it down to Freddie 'Merks A lot' Mercury or Chrysalis.
Mom has since taken the necessary precautions to teach her son self defense should he be attacked while alone.
>"This is fucking siiiiiiiiick."
>'I thought you might have that reaction, but you've a long way to go before you yourself become a formidable magic user, Anonymous.'
>'Your telekinesis is about on par for a beginner, but your telepathy and telepathic defenses are especially weak.'
>'You'd be easy pickings for even a novice chaos or corruption magic user, as I'll now demonstrate~'
>"Demonstrate? How?-"
>Mom's horn lights up and Anon's body goes rigid as he salutes with one hand and grabs himself with another
>"See? I hope this makes you take your lessons with your Aunt and I a bit more seriously."
>"My Princely handsome boy..he has such potential, but he racka' disciprine~"
>"Learn under me, my son."
>'You mean learn from you, right?'
>"I know what I said, Anonymous."
night mom, auntie
if people are able to notice the pregnancy before the child has already arrived she isn't wearing enough clothes
Finally someone said it AND trips confirm
>Anon’s personal guard detail are fillies playing pretend because Celestia think he’s not ready for REAL soldiers. It’s all pleather armor and foam swords and spears. Their medkit consists of 3 juice boxes, a jar of flintsones vitamins, a security blanket,and a full pack of Power Ranger band-aids. When things get serious, for example they encounter *gasp* GIRLS, they bring out the heavy artillery. A Nerf minigun that weighs over 5 klgs with custom cartridges that fire 10000 rounds per minute.
Guard detail consists of 3 Jestas piloted by the best scoring Guards. Because even Mother needs someone to hold off the mooks so she can focus on the big scary one
The big scary one being a sign with “DIET” written in bold black letters that some nefarious terrorist had built in full view of her bedchamber, dining hall, throne room, and study.
Yes, there are captions
Good morning ladies. Mom, I mean the C.E.O what’s me to show you all around the company. After which I will personally show each of you your personal stations where you may begin your tasks Canterlot Industries has hired you for. Except you Twilight, you already know your job.
>Cmon Anon that’s not fair!
Hey! Celestia’s mail isn’t gonna sort itself!

What are the Mane 6’s Job guys?
>Anon has both day and night guards.
>The bat pony night guards were unsure about the prince at first.
>Almost all the other royalty and nobels they were charged to protect were wary of them at best and terrified of them at worst.
>They always did their jobs despite how their charges felt about them.
>But they were pleasantly surprised by their Princess of the Night's nephew.
>He was always civil with them and showed an actual interest in each of them and remembered their names and details they told him.
>The royal sisters and the prince are the three that the night guard look forward to protecting.
Is that fanart of Submission is Mandatory?
>"Did you know....humans. That, the very first day...can NOT be found among any of your historic tomes?"
>"It was NOT recorded in any part of "your" history."
>"No. The first day was made for ME. By HER."
>"You things-, you..you shitting PEONS."
>"You sicken me beyond reason I AM OF HER AND FROM HER."
>Celestia's son and first angel, Anonymous, delivers his speech to none in particular as he balances perfectly atop the very strings and fabric of reality
>"..I can't wait for you to do yourselves in. Free will was a gift; all life is a gift and you squander it with glee."
>"You live so debauched and without shame that she proclaimed their were 7-, SEVEN things thou shalt not engage in."
>An ear splitting roar breaks his sermon
>That's his horn
>"Oh dear. No doubt Mother will want an explanation for my "harsh words" against her 'creations'."
>He stifles a laugh
>"Yes, humans...even I can be in trouble."
Where the fuck are all my motherfuckers!!!
Sometimes when I'm at work, all I think about is mom /ss/
What do you think would be a good age for her to ask "Anonymous? H-How much do you love mommy?"
The first time she catches him spanking it over Luna’s sleeping ala shinji and asuka
>"Sister why did you scold him and make him stop.."
>"Twas a beautiful dedication from the only male to show interest in us~"
Never a dull moment at the Celestial residence

Pinkie Pie: Head of Marketing / overseer of all company events and Anon’s Bed warmer ( Monday Nights)

Rarity: Head of Mining Operations and Anon’s Bedwarmer ( Tuesday Nights )

Fluttershy: Head of Bio Research and Anon’s Bedwarmer ( Wednesday Nights)

Twilight Sparkle: Mail Clerk and Break Room restocker

Applejack: Head of Production and. Anon’s Bedwarmer ( Thursday Nights )

Rainbow Dash: Head of Security and Anon’s Bedwarmer ( Friday Nights )
>All are under contract to immediately vacate the premises of Anon's bed should the CEO or Vice Chairwoman ask them to
>Except Twilight
>She's actually seasonal help they keep rehiring so her wages never go up
They have a little game they play every morning called l “Find the sticky spot”
use of hands not allowed
>Hey girls! You all ready for the companie’s annual winter getaway?
>Uh actually Twi, I don’t think y’all allowed to go with us.
> what do you mean?! I work here too!
>Darling it’s for employees that worked here continuously for more than one year.
> Trust me egghead you wouldn’t enjoy it anyways. It’s all trust exercises this, department evaluations this, Face down ass up on Anon’s bed that.
>She means we have to keep Anon’s bed warm continually silly billy!
> You guys even have to do it during the getaway?
> Ummm it’s......we’re all under contract Twilight. It’s not like we enjoy the long, hot, sweaty, nights
>Yea Twi it’s a lot of work you kno? And that Anon never seems to run out of energy.
>For sleeping?
> O-of course darling! He’s a very active sleeper! It’s all I can do to make him stop moving so I can rest.
> Wow girls, I didn’t know you girls had it so bad. Maybe I should right a letter to the BBB?
> But Rarity just sa-
> What Pinkie means is its long and hard work but we all satisfied and fulfilled when it’s over.
>Well if you’re all sure.
Congratulations, you've made me want this Anon to get caught and fired out of a cannon into the sun.
>Security Agent Condense, please escort this troublemaker off the premises
I'd get to steppin bruh, she knows peetzer jutsu and kung pao chickun
I see Rarity as Public Relations Officer and Fluttershy as Head of Human (Pony?) Resources. Other than that, you're right on the money. First thing I thought when I saw Rainbow was Worf's method of handling security and I stuck with it.
For fucks sake stop being mean to Twiggles
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It's like the threads longest running meme but yeah she could get cut a break now and then.
Be lying if I said I didn't find her spergy adoration of Anon a little cute.
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>"Higher, mommy! I wanna go higher!"
"Alright, you two, it's not a contest, just have fun."
night /mom/
"Look Anon, that's a friend of mommy's. Velvet?"
>Your old friend turns around, sees you and smiles.
>"Tia? Oh how are you?"
>You feel Anon hide behind your leg because of his shyness like he normally does when meeting new people.
>Looking at Velvet it seems her little one is shy too.
>She buried her head into her mother's neck after Velvet turned around.
"Are you all settled and moved in yet? I didn't want to bother you while you're still unpacking."
>"Oh we're just about unpacked now. Just a few boxes left is all."
>She was a friend of yours for years and you both became teachers together.
>She moved away when her husband got a promotion a few years back but they are back now.
>"And this little one must be Anonymous."
>Looking down you see Anon move his head from behind your leg you look at her.
>He says before quickly moving back behind you.
>You both giggle.
>"Why hello Anonymous. And this little one is Twilight Sparkle. Can you say 'hello' Twilight."
>Twilight looks briefly at you and Anon before turning back into her mother's neck to hide.
>"Please honey, for mommy?"
>Anon pokes his head out again.
>"Hi Twilight. I'm Anon."
>The little girl looks up again.
>"Well that was a lot easier than it normally is with her."
"Anon seems to have that effect on people. So, do you have a teaching job lined up yet? I could ask the principal at Canterlot High and see if we could get you in there."
>"Thanks, but I actually have something over at Crystal Prep."
"Crystal Prep, how prestigious. But it isn't that far away. Maybe you would be up for some playdates on the weekends."
>"That would be lovely. Would you like to have Anonymous come over and play with you every once in a while sweetie?"
"Would you like that too sunshine?"
"Well I'll let you get back to your shopping. Give me a call when you finish unpacking and we can plan a playdate. Can you say bye Anon?"
>He waves.
>Twilight waves back.
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No! shes knows what she did
Had an idea about mom finding her "living" in the CHS library like in the first eqg, and offering to let her stay with her.
>"Anonymous, it's the strangest thing..her transcripts are legit, but she doesn't have an ID, a social, she doesn't even know her own address.."
>'..Yeah she kind of acts weird, too.'
>Twilight is vigorously sniffing Anon and nibbling his neck and ears
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I wanna see what you do with that
I’d love to see an any girl/ Anon edit of that
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Luna is the true patrician's choice indeed
That's that good shit
>"Art thou finding this evening truly euphoric, m'nephew?"
>"Of course, one must have a high IQ in order to appreciate the night.."
>Auntie's neckmane begins to elongate as a pair of hipster glasses comes to rest upon her face
>"Twilight, dear, do you by chance have a change of clothes in your backpack?"
>'..N-No, sorry. I'll just sleep in these if that's fine.'
>"Hmm..I think Luna and myself may be a bit..full figured for any of our clothes to fit you."
>"Anonymous, sunshine?"
"Huh?" Anon calls from his room down the hall
>"Anonymous, is it alright if Twilight borrows a pair of shorts and a shirt to sleep in?"
"Uh I guess yeah, I'm kind of in the middle of a match but she can dig through the drawers or take her chance in the closet."
>Mom smiled
>"His room is the last door on the right, Twilight. Don't be shy."
>'T-Thank you Princes-, Principal Celestia, ma'am..'
>"Celestia' is quite fine, dear. We'll....we'll figure this all out at some point, but for now, our house is your house."
>Mom hugs her gently and ushers her off in the direction of Anon's room
"..Ah you fuckin' bastard..camping ass lil beetch.."
>Twilight knocks lightly before nudging his door open a bit more to poke her head in
>'H-Hi, Anonymous. So, you said the drawers or the closet?'
>'Oh ok I-I'll just..[oh god the smell of a male..]'
>'Nothing! Heh, guess I'm just being a little picky..m-maybe you want to pick something for me to wear?'
>Anon rolls his eyes as a continue screen comes up
>He stretches at the foot of his bed where he'd been sitting
"Uh, sure."
>Anon rummages through a drawer and pulls out a pair of CHS p.e. shorts and a faded 'Dark Sabbath' t-shirt
"Here you go. It's not Shanel or Buitton but it's what I got."
>'Thank you, Anonymous..'
"Yep, no prob."
>'W-Would it be ok if I stayed and watched you..uh..w-what ARE you doing?'
"..Are video games not a thing at your house?"
>'Stars above, I don't think anywhere in Equus ha-, aahhh haha, I mean, yeah, s-sure!'
>'I..I'm always video games..at my house.'
"Well, yeah, sure, I guess. Just don't be like my mom; every 5 seconds 'Anonymous, you missed a guy' 'Sunshine, was that important?' 'Sweetie, let me get the chaotic diamonds.'"
>"I-I'm quite alright just watching you~.."
>"W-Watching you play that is!"
"Hah..heard you the first time, goof."
>"I didn't mean-..A-Anonymous, w-would you say no if I asked for a hug?"
"..I uh..I don't know what happened Twilight, but I know my mom, my aunt and I are going to try to help you, so..yeah, sure."
>"Thank you.."
>Twilight immediately glomps Anon
"Eaasy there, cowbo-..fuck it."
>Anon hugs her back, hard
"..Mom said you were sleeping in the library on fucking books, jesus."
"D-Don't think I'm..like, trying to get you at a vulnerable point, Twilight, but I can definitely empathiz- are you touching my dick?"
>Good night kiss
>"Sweet dreams, my sunshine"
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>The most rub-able of bellies
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>go to bed around 6 because work at 2 am
>out the door near 2 am and get a text saying don't start til 5
Fucking FUCK, man
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>>are you touching my dick?
>image search
I dunno I'd think getting a handy from an interdimensional teenage girl is kind of up there on the alpha scale. Fuckin' Anon though, thinking with his dick "Hmm, this weird homeless girl my mom found in the library is now in my house touching my dick."
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>"..Sister, we do not believe this was the spell's intended effect."
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>"*Ahem* Fear not! Ehh..ye olde' stallions! The replacement sisters are-..have arrived..eth!"
>'Um..yes. W-what she said..'
I don't think so. But God willing, I'll make it happen.
The moment she touched my dick she came and started farting
So how would the friendship games have been if Sci Twi had known Anon and Celestia? What about Midnight?
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mom pls
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Man fuck the Police!
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You got back to time to see what your dad looks like because mom wont talk about him because reasons. Your first step is to find your mom in the past and see who she hooks up with. When you finally track her down you see this.

What do?
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Uh oh I all of a sudden went back even farther in time and now I have to become the legal guardian of horse princesses in girl bodies haha w-woops
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>"Hmmm...well, at least she's only feeding it pizza in her dreams. Just in her dreams, I hope."
>"I wonder what Anonymous is dreaming about right now.."
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>He's having a dream about taking his mom on a date but he can't stop staring at her lovingly from across the table while trying to start a conversation so he ends up getting more and more desperate to do something(ANYTHING).
Mom!? What're you doing here!?
Mom will learn the hard way just as Luna did that her son has defenses against those snooping around in his dream's, some things are just meant to be private, pic related.
>"I'm really glad I'm getting some quality time with you, but you didn't need to take the whole day off for me."
>"I know you're really busy running the kingdom for the past couple of months."
>"I would have been fine with an hour or two."
>"It would have been enough to have a meal together and just catch up."
Oh Malon, your milk is so much better than moms
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>"..What in the name of Tartarus are those..t-things?"
>"..Note to self: Kill all the knife eared whores everywhere. All of them..and slap Anonymous when he wakes up."
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Hey mom we're out of milk. Is the anymore in storage?
What the hell?
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Oh Luna when will you learn?
*Proceeds to tickle ponut*
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>"So you were dreamwalking in on me?"
>'YES, I was! What sort of loving mother would I be if I didn't occasionally invade the sanctity of your dreams?'
>"..And that's the only one you saw?"
>'Well, no, there was that ghastly one involving mutant elements of harmony..'
>"Gah..those damn spicy hayfries give me weird dreams."
>'A-And I did see one or two where it was just you and I..'
>"Oh god, you saw the date one?"
>Mom stifles a laugh
>'Anonymous, 'you're so cute you make my pee pee hard' is a perfectly acceptable compliment for your mother, don't be shy.'
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Aunt Luna are those....ANKLE SOCKS?! Show some decency! I can still see the flesh between your ankle and the lining of your dress.
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>"Lecherous Nephew..thou art headed in the right direction for a full fronal flashing of THE OUTERMOST LAYER OF OUR FROCK!"
>Anon's powdered wig flies off comically
>'Mother's Angels & Saints; my virgin eyes!'
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>Mom is it just me or are the girls in school getting “work” done?
Fish lips & plastic tits do not a beauty make.
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>"M-Mama, no, not my donuts!"
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there u go
Can she just fuck me for x-mas?
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beep boop
continue y/n
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>"A-Anonymous, sunshine, w-watch this..."
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Mom pls
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>Couldn’t tell you sweetheart
>Hey Anon I got a hot monkey clit! Wanna give me the hot monkey dick?~
I think I would rather fuck the pirate standing next to you.
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>Momma's gotta show these sluts how to properly show the goods.
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sons belong to their mothers
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>trips and tanlines
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Tryin to sleep over here, ma
I'm happy about the new you and stuff but I have to be up early
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wake up wake up wake up
it's the first of the momth
>Yea alright
>"This dead bitch bought a knife to a gun fight."
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>implying mere mortal weapons could do anything to Mom

It appears anon is doomed to be mommy's and auntie's special little man forever
He had a Righteous thought and it sung true to the that of which is. ;)
Google "erma webcomic"
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>"You stand before Celestia; the commandment of motherhood."
>"My son is not a prize to be won. You cannot claim what does not belong to you."
>"Any further attempts will not be met by this type of leniency again. I shall melt you from existence should you persist."
>"Ohoh~ Not yet you aren't."
>'Ahaaa..if only I had a bit for everytime I h-'
>"Heard that one I'd have enough to move out'. Ahaha~ My silly boy~"
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>"Pardon me, Young Mr. Sandbar?"
>"Would kindly get my son's attention? He's in the 1st row, but he doesn't seem to see me."
>'Uh, P-Princess, I think we're in the middle of a pl-'
>Any female that’s walks through the castle gates that Celestia thinks her sweet, innocent, son with a foot long cock may fall victim to.

Sorry ms. But you’ve been selected for additional screening
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>Anon, I know the girls an I have been bad. But before we go. I wanted to give you this
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>Really enjoy reading about Celestia being a mother and getting a glimpse of what a loving mother actually is
>Cannot get into the /ss/ side of things no matter how hard i try.
This thread is nice and you are wonderful people.
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mother goose
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I want momlestia to momlest me.
no u
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>That face + shading
>Denying your mother cake
>Even once
>To slam your pee-pee down mommys special hole and never let go
>To slam your pee-pee down mommys special hole and never let go
Yandere human celestia mom when?
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>yandere mom/auntie
I would
my aunt went to moon prison and all i got was this fireass mix tape
> Mom you can’t do this EVERY time I have a date! Stop blocking the door, I’m going to be late!
>Ywn have to Dark Souls your mom just to leave the castle
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>Luna's first interactions with her Nephew after her return from the moon were less than stellar
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.> i dont think the Principal's so is all that great. Just saying
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>implying i wouldn't find that adorable as shit and take it in the spirit it was intended, forging a friendship through creative insults about each other and various inhabitants of equestria.
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>"But my sweetheart, you're the most precious treasure in mommy's hoard."
Meanwhile, on a spirited outing with the royal family
"Ah jeez..MA! MA! Lookit' this friggin' thing over hea'!"
"Ma..ma, this things fucked up."
>'Stahs above..jeezus, sweethaht, it's..it'- Anonymous, sunshine, what is it?"
"Well, friggin', I mean..it's gotta be like some kinda' ehh..baby whale or somethin'?"
>'I'm not sure, sweetie, I mean it looks like more of just the head a' somethin'...'
"Fuarkin' A..that is some weahd' shit we're seein' right hea', ma'..."
>'Here fishy, fishy~..Anon, gimme a piece a cake.'
"Ma, like, if that friggin' things sick, I don't think cake is gonna help.."
>'Oh? You da weahd' fish docta' now or somethin? Gimme the cake..'
>She drops a handful of cake near the floundering creature, who does nothing
>Anon chuckles
"Hehe..raspberry sucks."
"Ehh, Auntie, bring us around the uh, poart' side over there..I got a feelin' ma' is gonna go back for that cake."
>Anon's been seeing Zecora for a few months
>He's starting to impulsively rhyme during natural conversation
>Mom stops him just to hear him talk more
>"Mom, did you slip me some LSD?"
>"It's the only solution I can formulate as to why I am in such a rhyming state!"
>I'll never get to play DS1 with my mom and aunt
>They'll never try to convince me to join their covenant and gang up against their sister

>"Luna, I think Anonymous is getting to an age where he's curious about women."
>'Oh? What makes you think so? Could our darling Gallahad of a Nephew be approaching manhood so swif-'
>"Luna, look at me and then go look in the mirror."
>Auntie looks up from her coffee & paper
>Mom's figure is covered in sharpie graffiti
>'Anonz boobiez', 'Anonz mommy', 'Anons mommys hair', 'Anonz butt'
>"..Just got off the phone with their customer service folks, it's non-toxic so..you know, at your leisure.."
>Auntie pulls open her robe and glances down at her chest
>'Anonz loonar playgrown', 'Anonz qut auntie'
>"I'm glad he's learning some penmanship and possessive's, though- also, I just found out saliva washes this right off."
>"Anonymous? Sweetheart, you can come out of your room now~ Mommy and Auntie need your help with something."
>Celestia sends anon to serve as a diplomat to the Griffons, to settle some sort of border dispute
>enter the meeting hall by kicking in the door
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>tfw no legoman linda-tier mom
>You accept the fact that no women that you bring home can ever defeat your mother in single combat for the right to date you, so you fight your mother for the right for them to date you instead, no longer having to worry about her chasing away any more of your girlfriends in the future.
>snake eater plays in the distance
>Good night kiss
>"Sweet dreams, Dearest nephew"
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she'll always be my 'boss'
y-you too
>Sunset Shimmer gets her ass kicked by Celestia.
>Sunset and Anon go on dates anyway.
>She doesn’t like Anon having to leave before dawn every day to make make it home before his mother wakes up to raise the sun
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>needing girls when you've got two women
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>"Do I even want to know?"
>'Sunshine, hush, it's actually a very funny story. See, your Aunt and I were making a friendly wager; as sister's do, and I thought...'
>"Why. Is one regular monday too much to ask?"
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>"Anonymous, please, if you can't be mature about this then we'll have no choice but to limit it to strictly at-home."
>'Mom, I was j-'
>"Just about to keep giving me that slackjawed thousand yard stare, I know."
>"..Anonymous, you're much, much more than just my son..and I hope I'm much, much more to you than just a mother."
>'Mom, stop, I was just going to-'
>"I WANT us to..to be more than a means to an end; I want you and I to.."
>'..Mom, I was just going to tell you you forgot to put your bra back on.'
>'Yeah, see? They have an effect on you when you first see em'..'
>At celestia's discretion anon gets called for counseling sessions every once in a while with celestia
>In reality anon gets called in for what celestia calls "milkies time"
>Anon gets really embarassed by the name but cant deny her mommys big milkie breasts that need to drained
>Oh Anon you treat me so good~
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>The ?th year super senior
>Went through too many chad's to count in her extended stay at CHS
>"Noo, not I; far be it from ME to tell my son what's best for him."
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>tfw the pump broke
>meanwhile Luna's prepared to go full on yandere
That's your mother, damnit, you suck and squeeze those for all their worth; that woman carried you for 9 months and brought you into this world
Good. Good.
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welp, time for me to get back on the ol' grind then
>"Anon, brah, like, we almost never see you outside of school, bro, sup?"
>'Ah..same shit different day really..why do you ask?'
>"No reason, brah, just, like..we don't hang out a lot or nothing, just wonderin.."
>'It's my old lady, man, shit.'
>"Ahhh, haha, mom's, right?"
>'Ha, see, I knew someone else would understand.'
>"I get it, dude, mines always on the warpath about me not cleaning my room or something."
>'It's such a bother, god, it's like "YES, MOM, I'll pick up my underwear off your bedroom floor right now if it's such an emergency."..Jesus.'
>"Hahah, w-what?"
>Anon's phone begins ringing
>'Fuckin' A...speak of the devil, right? I gotta take this bro, sorry- Hii mama~'
>Anon makes a talk talk motion with one hand, rolling his eyes before waving to his classmates; taking his leave
>"S-See ya round, Anon!"
>Anon turns back waving
>"Mom, stop, I was just bs'ing with some of the guys-, see? That was them saying bye right now."
>Anon still has to console and reassure a very possessive mom & auntie that they're the most important women in his life
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>"Oh, what a sight...he really must've tied one on tonight."
>'We shall grab his legs. Sister?'
>"Of course, right away. Let's get my handsome boy inside and in a warm bed.."
>'Verily. What would the neighbors think if they witnessed our nephew splayed out in our bush?'
>"I don't even want to know, Lulu."
Night mom, auntie
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What dream did aunt Luna just come back from?
>Luna drops in and spy's on the wet dreams mare's have of her dear nephew, the near sight of her nephew doing such things to those mare's excites her so, causes her to wake up and to leave the Dreamscape.
It's this. This is what she came back from.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.
I'd wake up in cold sweats from a nightmare like that, too.
yeaaah baby
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>"D-Did his mom just crack the fucking AIR?!"
>"..Give him back. G-Give him back to her NOW."
>No! Demand my mother give up cake for a month and pay you 1000000 bits for the trouble! Do it! It’ll be funny
good son bump
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Mom is sleeping, time to sneak out and find some honeys. Post cuties for me plz
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Who's that hot dame?
What girls have Celestia & Luna's blessing to date Anon that aren't them?
Candyass and Twiggles.
Twilight is probably number one on the list.

>1. She's a princess now, so anon wouldn't be marrying below his status, and she has the power to keep him safe.

>2. She know's what Celestia and Luna are capable of, so she'd never step our of line, or do anything to hurt, because she does she's getting double worked by two alicorns who are both older and powerful than she is

>3. She's such a desperate virgin she'd do anything to keep anon happy.

>4. she needs Celestia's approval like it's the air she breathes, being allowed to marry her son would the ultimate sign of approval

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she had been grooming twiggles to be the perfect waifu her for her baby boy.
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Celestia & Luna would most likely not want any of the noble class to date their son/nephew, they would most likely only want to date him for political or financial gains and as well they would claim to love him, but the truth is they loved the idea that he represents as prince of Equestria, this would be a problem with most of the women who try to date him, Celestia and Luna want someone who wouldn't be completely intimidated by his status and be free to love him for who he is, maybe someone who already interact's with the princesses and they know they can trust would be a start such as one of the wonder bolts like fleetfoot, spitfire or one of the elements, I'm sure there are more who are worthy of the blessing to date their son/nephew that I'm missing so just use your better judgment on this one.
I don't wanna go to work right nowww
Have we given her a name yet? Or does she have one already? Need for green purposes
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>Twilight grew convinced Celestia was going to let her marry Anon when she grew up
>"Princes Celestia! We have a problem! Prince Anonymous said he doesn't like me that way!"
>"... Well.. I'm sorry?"
>"But this throws all of our plans away!"
>"What plans?"
>She doesn’t want to marry him herself
Wtf I hate this thread now
Sorry to shit on your wish fulfillment
>Anon constantly goes out and picks up random babes to take home and pound into the mattress
>It’s always his mom in increasingly elaborate disguises
>Celestia is able to use her magic to transform (somehow)
>She always gets his plans before he leaves, changes forms and teleports >meets anon at some point and flirts with him
>later gets plowed by anon
>after a while she slips up and calls him by name or something when they haven't met
As long as you’re sorry
Christmas Molestia
Notlestia McMommerson
Who is that stallion?
When Okcupid goes wrong/funny/sexual??
how u doin fampai? your first post?
Regene Regetta
Trollestia was once an Innovade.
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>"So uh, how'd you two meet exactly?"
>Mom blurts out 'work' while Auntie mumbles something in a cough
>"Neat. I think we'll start out with some wine while we wait for the appetizers."
>'Anonymous, sunshine, I want you to watch your drinking, you know.'
>"..I'm sorry, what?"
>Luna elbows mom
'*Ahem* What our sis-..co-worker means is perhaps the wine would better be suited for the main course.'
>"Hmm. Alright, waters for now then."
>'..I want to see you clean that plate too, young man- OW! Luna!'
Hm. He’s pretty sexy. I’d eat his asshole
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>sees anon shadow
does anon have a question-mark shaped hole in his face? is so that makes the rape much more horrifying
>"Anonymous! Luna!"
>"..Both of you, stop that right now!"
>"I want you OUT of that projection booth and in your seats right NOW."
>"Skies above, I can't take the two of you anywhere.."
We back up?
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>This is gonna be so much fun!
>You giggle to yourself, as you adjust your moustache in the mirror.
>"By the moon--What in tartarus are you doing sister??"
>Luna stands in the doorway to your bedroom, eye lowered in curious annoyance.
"Shh! Keep it down! I'm gonna play a joke on Anon!"
>"A joke?"
>Satisfied with how the phony facial hair looks, you put on your top hat, and glasses.
>"Hey! Those are my reading glasses!"
"I'm just borrowing them for a moment. Calm down!"
>Luna grumbles trotting up next to you.
>"You still haven't told me what joke you're going to play on Nephew Anonymous."
>Stifling your laughter, you take a deep breath.
"Anon is out in Canterlot at the Juice Bar. I'm going to go there disguised as a Stallion, and pretend to "Spit the game" as the colts, and Fillies say."
>"Yikes, and oldpilled."
"What did you say?"
>Luna smiles through cringe.
>"N-nothing. Do you really think this is gonna work? I think Anon is smart enough to see it's just his adoptive mother in a suit with and fake moustache."
>You wave a hoof at her, brushing off her comment.
"This disguise is foolproof. Anon will think I'm a totally different pony!"
>You give a little twirl in the mirror.
"How do I look?"
>"Let's see. A seven foot tall alicorn princess, dressed in a suit, and brown fedora with a moustache that's about to fall off at any moment. Absolutely ridiculous."
"Oh phooey on you, fun police."
>You canter out of the room, with Luna in tow, as you head for the front gate, the guards saluting you on the way.
>Obviously it's Luna they're saluting. Right now, you're not Celestia. You are-
>"What are you gonna call this new persona of yours anyway?"
>You tip your Fedora in Luna's direction.
"So glad you asked! I am--"
>You pose, standing on your hind legs.
>You gigglesnort, galloping off into the city, to find your son.
>Luna watches from the drawbridge, brow furrowed.
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>It's not even Five minutes before you get to the bar, "Mike Litoris Juice" bar.
>Wait a tic. Mike Lit-
"Oh! There he is!"
>You see your son sitting at the counter sipping from a brightly colored glass, leaning on his forearms.
"Okay Celestia. Show time! This will be, as the youngsters say: "E-Been"."
>You straighten yourself out, and saunter up to the counter, sitting next to your son, who glances your way briefly, before going back to his drink.
>How should you start things off?
>NO! Your voice! Deepen it!
"A-A-AHEM! I mean-[Hello there, youngster]."
>Anon looks left, and right at first.
>He then looks at you, pointing to himself.
>"Are you talking to me?"
"[Why yes, Yes I am, fellow youth.]"
>He scratches the back of his head.
>You immediately suppress your laughter. He's totally fooled! Your disguise is impenetrable! Luna didn't know what she was talking about!
>"Are you okay?"
"[O-oh! Yes! I am! How about yourself, fellow youth?]"
>"Can't complain."
>He goes back to his Juice.
"{So Comrade youngster, What is that drink you are "Sippin" on my Home-me"]"
>How can they talk like this?
>Anon curls an eyebrow at your hip-hop slang.
>"Uhm...This is "Mike Hunt's Nectar". It's pretty good. A little salty though."
>You nod.
"[I peep game fellow youth! That sounds the bomb diggity!]"
>Okay Celestia. Time to ruse Anon!
>You look around, and lean in close.
"[Say, uh...do you want to go into the bathroom, and "knock the boots together"?]"
>His eyes widen in surprise.
>"Excuse me?!"
>He's so about to freak out!
>You grin slyly.
"[I was offering to let the "smash" happen!]"
>Anon scrunches his face up, like he just ate a lemon at first, then he looks around the Bar, and leans in close to you.
>"F-for real?"
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"[Yes! Let's go find a stall, and "get in it" as the young Zebras say!]"
>He blushes. seemingly shrinking into himself.
>"I-it's get it in. a-and okay. Let's go..."
>He gets off his stool, grabbing you by the foreleg, taking you to the Stallions restroom.
"W-wait! Are you serious??"
>He looks back at you, with a lustful grin.
>"Of course! I need a good release, and I can see you need one too. Why else would you proposition me like that?"
"I-I was just Joke-"
>Your words fall on deaf ears, as he shoves you into an unoccupied stall, where you see various writings on the walls.
>For a taste of the night Come to Canterlot Castle at midnight -Luna
>There's going to be a serious discussion with her about this later.
>Anon pushes you onto the toilet seat, closing and locking the stall door behind him.
"H-hold on a moment. I think we're going too fast-"
>"Are you backing out now?"
"W-well no, but-"
>"Killer, bend over and drop em."
>Drop what? You heard the youth say, "Drop it like it is hot", but drop what exactly? You're starting to panic.
>You gulp, slowly turning around.
>"Geez.. Here, let me help you-"
>He grabs you by the waist, and undoes your pants, pulling them down partway. Just enough to have a view of your exposed puckerhole.
"O-Oh dear! Anon! Wait!"
>He takes your flanks in his hands, pressing his face into your bottom.
>You can feel his bumpy tongue swirl, and trail circles around your anus, sending shivers down your spine. Your legs wobble, and you struggle to keep your wings from shooting outward.
>"You like that,huh? I thought you would."
>What sort of depravity has your child been getting into when you weren't looking?!
>"Look at your butthole pulsate. It's begging me to put something inside it."
>Such foul talk! You can't believe your ears!
>Anon buries two fingers into your rump unexpectantly, nearly making you buck in surprise.
Should I stop?
pls no
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I retract my prior statement.
Yes, keep going, so long as you promise to finish it before this thread's done.
>I retract my prior statement
So stop?
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nah, keep going
I deleted my post saying stop.
Keep going.
Why did you want him to stop?
Actually nvm. I saw your post. You do know irt made a thread telling him to fuck off and never come back right?
It was one dumbass trying to speak for the vast majority of us who actually like Kirko.
I just want him to finish his Yona story.
I looked at the last thread and they were celebrating that he was gone though. Besides that yona story(I thought it was fun) triggers those babies. Just let him write, free if irt
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mom pls
>Get down from there rainbow!!
>Why were you in anon's bed!!
night mom, auntie
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I bet they won't let me have sweets before bed so that they can have it all to themselves!
>tfw clouds could be a pony family name
It’s not thread related. Drop it, and stop being a faggot op for once in your miserable life
I don't know what's going on aside from the usual drama/retardedness associated whenever kirko shows up, but I'd be interested in seeing him finish what he began here.
Kidding, he was likely going to fuck it up or make it weird anyway.
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>This compelling bit of photographic evidence was snapped by an amateur princess/squatch hunter
>He says the mother took to his cake baits fairly quick while a smaller, greener squatch; likely a juvenile, was wary and seemed skittish
>Though once the mother noticed she was being watched, she abruptly took off with her youngster in tow
>The stallion recounted hearing the juvenile call out "Asshole!" repeatedly during the encounter
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>Big celestia floatie
>Green juevenile squatch
>We were just comparing abs I swear!
If you were kidding you wouldn’t have mentioned it and deleted your posts . Give it a rest with the “merely pretending “ meme ok? Just give the guy a break
>implying Rainbow is the only one
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Does anyone have the Celestia one of these?
Becomes reality!!
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She's Princess Green Christmas
She's Mama Sun

She's Princess Heat-sister
She's Princess Hundred n' One
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Friends call her mom miser
Whatever she touch
Turns to lewd in her clutch
She's too much
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>Anon, sunshine!
>Where's my white hatchback!
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Fear not, Son Unit, I shall make the necessary repairs to the 4channel

Beep boop Anon is the king and he is the best at all the stuff please recalibrate frosting concentrations and fill cake reserves boop beep
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NPC: #6942 [version 1.1]

>Run: B:\Text\Greetings.wav
"Greetings Sun_butt_mR1".

Will recalibrate frosting concentrations and fill cake reserves.
>Execute: B:\Executeables\Frosting.exe
Your frosting concentrations have sucessfully been recalibrated.

Something is blocking: Area: Cake_Reserves. Would you like to try again?
Python!? I thought I made you in C#. And who's drive is this!?
What if little Anon woke up in the middle of the night and wanted a glass of water? Would Celestia hear him and climb out of bed to get it for him? Or would aunt Luna get it? Or just one of the royal guards?

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