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Time to restore it.
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>>33235718
English is getting better.
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>>33235718
Include Sci-Twi.
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>>33235772
Why?
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>>33235797
Just don't respond. Let him samefag ad infinitum.
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>>33235797
She was part of Crystal Prep.
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>>33235876
Reminder that Sweet is unattractive.
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>>33235772
>the general is dead
As much as I hate generals I want there to be one for the Shadowbolts if the others can have one, too.
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>>33236072
Reminder that using public resources such as library computers for shitposting is beyond autistic
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>>33236080
Reminder that replying to shit post only cause the shit poster to double down.
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>>33236075
Hopefully Alex still has the header. Someone go over to Fingerbang and poke him, see if he'll post it.
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>>33236179
>make a general for one guy
how about no.
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>>33236264
I'm talking about the frontpage that has the links to all the pastebins and shit, you mongoloid.
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>>33236372
>the only active green is alex in the entire general
and nothing of value was lost
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>>33236382
>Shitting on literally the only content in the thread
Why are you even here?
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>>33236405
if you want the green, he posts it in fingerbang. theres literally no reason to have two places for the green and there was only one writer in the whole general you triggered retard
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>>33236423
Yeah... I'm triggered alright.
The point of the frontpage is for people coming to the thread to have access to past and present stories and resources.
I just found it a little strange that you'd not only dismiss it, but also talk shit about our only current writer.
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>>33236264
It's not just one guy. The general was temporarily one of the most active in recent times. However they relied on a few contentfags instead of trying to come up with their own stuff. It doesn't help a sizeable amount of content was of the regular Twi.
Basically the ranking order was:
Coming up with their own stuff - /Dazzlings/
Relying on canon and shitflinging - /Sunset Shimmer/
Some conten creators as the few real contributors - /Sci-Twi(
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>no ponifications
>no cameos in FiM
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Reminder: Lemon Zest is the best at cranking guys off under the table
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>>33238323
She probably never touched a dick. She'd be one of these virgins who giggle like a madwoman when they see a penis for the first time in their life and touching one would make her ask if you're married now.
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>>33238891
Nonsense. Lemon Chest is a huge slut.
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>>33238906
Nonsense. High-prestige schools stalk your social networking and incentives make students keep each other in check.
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>>33241844
Reminder that those two are best shadow bolts.
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Cinch is best Principal.
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>>33239110
Incorrect, I went to a "high prestige school" - biggest sluts I'd ever seen
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>>33242147
What about your mom?
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>>33242147
this.
>mom kept trying to get me into a catholic hs back when
>"you're not going to x high...i hear the girls there are loose and they deal drugs in the bathroom!"
>actually find out a bunch of girls at this catholic hs are pregnant
>"..y-you're going to x high instead now.."
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>>33242153
Dead, thanks for asking.

>>33242174
Where do you live, might have been the same one as where I went
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>>33242201
California, school was called san joaquin memorial
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>>33242253
>California
Ah well I'm from Bongistan, so not the same one. But for my year alone, we had:

1 student having an affair with a teacher
2 pregnancies
1 suicide and 2 attempted
3 overdoses
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>>33242342
Hmmm, during my high school years we had:

1 student/teacher affair
7 pregnancies
16 suicides and 7 accidental overdoses
1 teacher that accidentally chopped his hand off
1 teacher that had a brain hemorrhage and died in front of his class
1 teacher that fucked a horse (Ironic, eh?)
And no less than 3 girls that got exposed for messing around with the family pooch

High school was fun!
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>>33242674
All in the same class as you?
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>>33242674
JESUS!!!
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>>33242691
Not all in my class. This was over the course of the four years I was at the school. Mostly any deaths that happened to the people in the grades above me were car crashes, besides one suicide.
Oh, right, I forgot. One guy from my class got a girl pregnant and married her senior year, but either the year after he graduated or possibly the year after that he murdured the kid.
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>>33242674
>And no less than 3 girls that got exposed for messing around with the family pooch
Noice.
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>>33243185
>knotfags
into the oven
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>>33243185
>>33243197
From what I understand it was mostly the old peanut butter trick, but one of them definitely took the full tour.
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>>33242174
>Catholic
>in America
Do they sell spaghetti or beer in the bathroom?
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>>33242674
>1 teacher that had a brain hemorrhage and died in front of his class
Imagine getting this angry.
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>>33242674
Cali schools sounds fun.
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>>33242674
Damn California is degenerate. My public high school wasn't even that bad.
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>>33242253
>high presitge
>California
>non-American name
Choose one.
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>>33244309
I checked wikipedia.
Builded in 1945, is a private school in Fresno, CA.
So far is just another private school with a few interesting graduates: sporstmen, CEOs, one producer for the simpsons, and one than another congressman.
Also
>>33242674
>>33243160
There's nothing about one graduate murdering his child, but there's a killer: Dana Ewell.
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>>33244115
Is she trying to seduce me, or is she just that careless?
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>>33244352
Why not both?
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>>33238891
That'd be nice.
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>>33244071
>>33244094
>>33244346
Not Cali Anon. I'm from Maine.
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>>33249012
Except it's inaccurate. Melon Breast spends all her free time cranking guys off under the table to the beat of whatever she's listening to
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>>33249574
Nope. She never touched a dick before. A real one that is. I bet they have gynological examinations in their school to say whether they're still virgins and never used toys.
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>>33235718
Is this thread dead?
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>>33250304
Pretty much
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>>33250304
The board is slow. Then again it's still in the top ten.
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>>33249812
>never touched a dick
I like this HC more.
They all talk big shit like they've had dozens of cocks but if you really pin them down for details they are revealed to be clueless virgins.
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>>33249812
>>33252405
>Muhh pure virgin waifu
kek
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>>33244115
>She holds onto her headphones before pulling down skirt
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>>33254149
>pure virgin waifu
Nah, it's not about that. I don't even have a waifu, I'll jack off to whoever I please on that given day.

Besides I'm a writefag and just think dork characters are more useful to a story than sluts. Your results may vary.
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>>33254831
Wannabe sluts that are in reality dorks are fun to write, too.
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Which Shadowbolt is the sluttiest?
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>>33254924
Pure sex.
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>>33254924
Indigo wears something "extra" underneath her panties to school every day and hands the remote to a random student without telling them what it does.
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>>33255198
Why would she do that?
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>>33254875
Thots are no fun. Ever wondered why chads switched them so often?
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>>33255272
Because she’s a slut.
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>>33244346
Which of the Shadow Five are most likely to kill someone? This includes both willingness and ability as factors.
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>>33257582
Sour Sweet if she obtained a firearm
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>>33257582
Sour Sweet but only in a fit of rage and then she'll be super sorry about it.
Otherwise Sunny Flare. She's the silent one.
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>>33259205
Sunny is quiet but she's definitely not strong or fast or anything.
The karate-Flare meme doesn't count.
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>>33259608
She's rich enough to buy a bunch of guns
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>flexible, and hopefully, panty-less
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>>33261217
She wears a thong
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>>33261217
All of them wears shortpants under their skirts. In fact they wear shortpants all the time.
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>>33262727
Compression shorts, I'm pretty sure.
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>>33262727
They all wear thongs except Indigo, who wears a super tight athletic panty thing that only covers half of her buttcheeks and leaves a very visible pantyline on her butt.
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>>33261217
Hopefully not. They'd get expelled.
>>33263866
While she wouldn't get expelled she'd be out of the school team.
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>>33264225
Cinch likes seeing the girls wearing thongs.
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>>33264675
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>>33264675
>>33265477
Would care for and protect at all costs / 10
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>>33266930
If you are fatheru you have to teach her to ride a motorcycle.
Sugarcoat is canonically a ballerina who can ride a dirt bike.
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>>33267375
I wonder which one of her parents allow her to learn something that extreme.
I mean, I would expect that type of skills with Lemon, but Sugarcoat knowing how to ride a bike was a surprise.
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>>33267752
Sugarcoat knows how to ride because she is open-minded.
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>>33267871
But can we trust her?
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>>33267871
Seeing how everyone is riding a motor bike it might be peer pressure.
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>>33236075
Post a link to the last thread.
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>>33269601
This Anon wears thongs. He's a prudish slut who pretends to hate sex talk on little horsie imageboards.
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>>33269601
>cherrypicking
kek
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>>33270079
>a majority is cherry picking
learn what the words mean before using them, reddit.
>>33238323
>>33238891
>>33238906
>>33241844
>>33242038
>>33242147
>>33242674
>>33243185
>>33244115
>>33249574
>>33254875

>inb4 cherry picking again
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>>33270098
Hey, I resent the fact that you're lumping
>>33242674
>>33254875
Me in with
>>33238323
>>33249574
This guy.
At least my posts were on-topic responses to other posts.
Even if I have the sinking suspicion that one of my greens inspired this lunatic.
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>>33270098
>Takes slutposting from one of the threads and sets it up to represent the entirety of what the thread's content has always been
>Ignores the other discussion in this thread that I know you have to have seen to pick out the slutposting
>Implying the amount of slutposting in this thread was the same in other threads
>Implying we don't have a writefag about to return
Well what do you want to call it besides its proper term of "cherrypicking"?
Just admit you don't like this thread and fuck off already. There are 149 other threads with different topics than shadowbolts you can go ree in, half of which might be more friendly to you.
Leave us alone. Go be extra autistic somewhere else.
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>>33270170
>discussion
there has never been any in this thread. now when you pull the handful of posts out of your ass in the 100 that aren't talking about how they want to fuck the shadowbolts that's what true cherry picking is.
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>>33270193
>implying there has never been any discussion about the Shadowbolts in this general and that only the slutposting defines it
>ignores rest of post you replied to like the part about our writefag because you have no rebuttal for it
Thanks for confirming everyone else reading our conversation that you have no argument
I can't wait to see how poorly your posts age when grey comes back
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>>33270203
>our writefag
oh really because i dont see any here and he went back to fingerbang making this thread redundant. the only thing that happened in the shadowbolts thread was slutposts and 1 writefag. remove the content creator and the only thing thats left is hours of nothing with slutbumps which is exactly what happened in the thread. pretty pathetic.
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>>33270204
>>33270210
Spoken like a true samefagging retard.
You know what? Fuck it, I'll pretend there's more than one of you. I'll even say there's fucking ten of you.
Again, can't wait to see how poorly the posts all ten of you wrote age when grey comes back, or genuine discussion inevitably happens yet again, whichever one comes first.
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>>33270227
>j-just you wait our savior will come back and save the thread!
god this is fucking pathetic. there was never discussion even when he was in the threads. The only difference was there was green. it's always been low IQ slut posts central since day one and the writefag was just more doing fapbait since he joined it but you lap it up because you dont know how to do anything else. You're too stupid to know how to use the archives but it's always been a vast majority of muh dick and occasional forced discussion that pitters out after maybe 4 posts. just like in this thread right such as >>33257582

You cant fix being born mentally deficient. And the thread will not improve at all if he decides to come back. the only difference is there will be someone green for an audience of chimps. I gave your general a fair chance and its been nothing but trash for 10 threads. You just dont like being told you're no different than going the way of /nst/
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>>33270244
Keep talking, faggot. Keep adding to your desperate effort that will be wasted.
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>>33270247
>desperate attempt
no thats you kid. your attempt to keep up the illusion you're not another /nst/ when its a carbon copy of posting styles. this thread has been up over a week, no sign of the only writefag you ever had and meanwhile he's posting in fingerbang. give it up, you're pathetic clinging onto some meaningless waste of space on the catalog pretending you're relevant and popular. the same slutposts that happened here can happen in fingerbang since that's literally the thread topic and what a shocker that's where he was writing first. it's always been a useless redundant thread where he posts his green as a dupe for people too stupid to know how to use the main thread.
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>>33270244
>Being this assmad about people dicking around
>Thinking that your opinion matters to people in a thread that's very existence runs counter to it
Who cares?
This thread is serving the purpose that the people that contribute to it want.
No more, no less.
If an interesting topic comes around, it's explored exactly as far as people's interest lasts.
No one is complaining about it being mostly 'heh, I bet she's wild in the sack' except you.
If you don't like it, leave. Or you could always try to influence the course of discussion toward your interests. Good luck with that, though.
You're not accomplishing anything by throwing a hissy fit. No one is going to respect you or be swayed to your way of thinking. You don't even have an agenda you're trying to put forward.
You're just a lone stalk of grass swaying in the field. You can shout as loud as you want, but no one's going to hear you.
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>wah i dont like the facts, better start reporting and get pet mods to enforce my safespace cling onto delusional ideas of popularity.
Enjoy being just a little more content-less with your worship of a single writefag. The next time (if there is one) you'll find one of the links in your OP are dead.
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>>33270253
>>33270270
Oh good, you're finally shutting up?
Refer to my other post >>33270247 if you ever wanna come back with your pathetic non-argument; feel free to leave and go pester someone else whenever you feel like it.
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>>33270270
>He got reported
>Pet mods
Pffffffffffffffffft...
Wait a second, though...
Are you claiming to be a writer, and informing us you're nuking your pastebin?
I didn't think this could get any more childish.
Apparently I was wrong.
Just as one last little aside...
Why do you keep saying stuff about popularity?
Who ever claimed this was a popular thread, or these were popular characters?
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>>33270358
We should stop replying to the turboautist. He obviously has a hateboner for us still existing without his forced shitposts and probably is that one Anon in the incest thread with the hateboner for fingerbang too. Talks just like him. But don't quote me on that because that's just a hunch and it still might be two angry retards instead of one.
I'm just glad the janitors are doing their job and not overlooking his incessant reeing.
Let's get back to the Shadowbolts. And with sluttery because why the hell not? I'm not gonna be bullied into posting differently.
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>>33270371
Aye-aye, mon capitan. I'll fuck off back to my corner with the shiny things.
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>>33270266
>This thread is serving the purpose
The purpose to talk about how they want to fuck the shadowbolts, wow so thrilling never seen that before in the hundreds and hundreds of posts of exactly that in /sbt/

>interesting topic
This never happened, what did happen is the only thing that it was is a flash in the pan flavor of the week for you knuckle dragging lewdfags to circlejerk over. If there was an interesting topic then it could be worthwhile, but it's never proven otherwise because of the collective low IQ posters of the general are incapable of sustaining interest for some ADD faggots beyond muh dick. Remember the shadowbolt halloween thing that never got off the ground for more than 2 posts the last time you were called out on being nothing but lewdfags?

>Influence discussion towards your interests, good luck with that though
The only thing you want to talk about 90% of the time is the kind of posts you find on /trash/. The people in the general were and still are an utter waste of time to make any content for, just go to fingerbang for the same tripe there's no purpose for the thread's existance and there's already people in fingerbang writing with shadowbolts in mind, yet all you do is cling onto some pathetic notion that your favorite fapfic writer will come fill the thread up with green again and pretend it validates its existance. STILL missing the point that to get the content all you fucks need to do is stop bumping this empty trash with slutshit and just go over there and do the same thing, and you'll get the same green and even get to read another green by someone you don't worship.

Good luck with that indeed, want to talk about non-arguments? you cant come up with an anything that doesnt involve being dense as fuck or purposefully obtuse.
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>>33270371
>We should stop replying to the turboautist
Yes, let's get back to more important things. Like discussing Lemon Zest cranking guys off under the table
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>>33270388
>>33270424
>Comes back after having supposedly left
>Angry bullshitting aspie post and table shitpost right next to one another
Really makes me think
>>33270371
>>33270373
Sorry guys, I just thought the fact that he came back only to drop that laughable tantrum was funny as fuck
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>>33270517
I've long since hidden his posts. I guess he was the guy that binned those character bios a few threads ago. Paste's been set to private.
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>>33270540
I doubt it's him. He was nowhere near as much of a bitter little shit as this guy.


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>>33270540
>Paste's been set to private.
The character bios were shit though
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>>33265477
>Sugarcoat always does her hair the same way for an entire decade
No wonder she got so good at it.
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>>33270719
That isn't even her little sister.
>"I brought me forward in time because my childhood was shit."
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>>33269270
Unless the last thread didn't had the original subject, I think this is the last thread.

>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33165756/#33165756
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>>33235718
Why is nobody talking about the formal Principal Cinch?
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>>33270883
I want detention with Cinch >>33242038.
Still best Principal.
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>>33270253
>some meaningless waste of space on the catalog
Just a passerby, but playing Doubles Advocate here, there are more than enough topicless threads in the catalog that get made regardless. You seem to labor under some delusion that this board is some bastion of good things to talk about. The truth is it's all noise and even if you got your wish and this particular thread disappeared, it would simply be replaced some other shitposting trash, not some miraculously good thread that brings us all into unity and harmony which you seem to falsely believe would happen.

It's not like board space is a hard-limited resource. You can always make one of these high quality threads which you long for yourself. Nothing stops you.
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>>33270883
That is actually a very good question.
Did she just walked away angry? She quitted her job in CPA? The higher ups made her "retire" after her nonsensical outburst about CHS using magic? Does she is planning in avenge her reputation or she just went away to put things in perspective?
Give us answers Hasbro.
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>>33270540
Weren't the bios posted here?
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>>33270962
Before we get those answers, maybe we can get a look into her past.
>What kind of student she was
>Popularity?
>Friends?
>Boyfriends?
>Girlfriends?
>What exactly was it that set her down the road she traveled
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>>33270883
Former*
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>>33271083
Assuming she's middle-aged and the time period is like ours, mid- to late-2010's, she was born in the 1970's and therefore educated in the 1980's, possibly very early-90's. So I'm just adding a time-frame in.

>What kind of student she was
>Popularity?
Judging by that picture of her, with the braces and glasses, a definite nerd. But there's nothing wrong with that. Book-smarts never hurt anyone.
>Friends?
A small band of friends, maybe not unlike the Shadowcolts themselves. Similar mindsets.
>Boyfriends?
Maybe. Being that innocent, I can't see full-on hardcore sexual adventures. Maybe kissing and fondling around the back of the bike shed.
>Girlfriends?
Experimenting didn't happen until university...

>What exactly was it that set her down the road she traveled?
Ambition. Desire. Determination.Crystal Prep breeds such a mentality into its students and teachers alike. Abacus Cinch changed. Maybe not as a student but as a teacher, she wanted the top job and stopped at nothing to achieve it; trampling on enemies and friends to get it all. And when she became Principal, it still wasn't enough. She wanted that high again, so when the local school board announced the Games, she knew that destiny had called again...
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>>33271333
I think it makes more sense for her to be born in the 60's or 50's and just wears a lot of makeup to boost her reputation and not be an old hag. She does sound like she's in her 50's.
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>gone for a while
>shitfest
What happened?
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>>33272267
Speculation aside, an autist threw a tantrum because we're all 'knuckle-dragging lewdposters'.
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>>33271083
>Spoiler
Cinch would have done everything she wanted to cover something like that up if it were true. It would be hell on her reputation. Maybe it's the reason behind her being extra strict with her students.
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>>33235718
I wonder how different the EQG universe be if the portal took Sunset to CPA instead CHS.?
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>>33272658
>Sunset goes to Crystal Prep and feuds with other Twilight
I can dig it
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>>33272658
Human Sunset is part of CPA and pony Sunset came to fill the hole while she was gone for an exchange. Everyone was weirded out when the exchange student which by now should be on the other side of the world is standing right in from of them and their former classmate is now enrolled in the other school.
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>>33271083
>>What kind of student she was
Straight A's without studying much. There are ways to tease good grades out of the teachers.
>>Popularity?
Not very popular. For those who really "know" her intimately, on the other hand...
>>Friends?
Everyone's a potential friend to the nerdy girl with a kinky side.
>>Boyfriends?
There's no time for getting tied down with lovers when there's "studying" to do.
>>Girlfriends?
Only when it involves another girl when she's performing her extra credit "cramming" session with the teacher

>>What exactly was it that set her down the road she traveled
She's furiously jealous that she's gotten too old to do what she loves the most: getting fucked daily like a slut.
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>>33272906
>Cinch
>Turboslut
Ehh... Doesn't have the same feel.
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>>33272998
See >>33272636
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>>33272658
She won't be let into the school in the first place. Pony Twi couldn't even write when she first arrived, and Crystal Prep is the high school version of an Ivy League school. There would be literally no conflict because Sunset would get literally nowhere.
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>>33272906
This obvious wish fulfillment. Jesus. All the subtlety of a loud fart
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>>33272828
>>33273640
Lets not forget how Sunset was reverted back to pony behavior in Forgotten Friendship. She definitely wouldn't be Crystal Prep material. And Pony Twilight couldn't take back the crown after going through the portal either for the very same reason.
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>>33271278
I don't know one cares.
>>33272876
Do you have proof anon?
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>>33272998
The more stuck up they are, the bigger secrets they have.
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>>33235740
We also have Slavs and others.
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>Sugarcoat's fivehead
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>>33276479
don't fucking bully her you piece of shit
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>>33276479
She's smart for a reason
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>>33276479
>Tfw you say you don’t like the MK 11 trailer music
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Thinking of a green with the cps girls. Weird question. Which of them is more likely to be a vampire in disguise? Or related to Dracula?
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>>33277839
Not smart enough to spell cymotrichous.
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>>33277886
fuck off its a dumb word anyways
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>>33277930
Yeah, but it is funny that she's looking at her own wavy hair as she misspells the word.
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>>33277886
She’s smart enough to only have to post once without deleting a post
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>>33277973
Guilty.
Forgot the pic.

Could be worse; pic related.
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>>33277993
Please tell me this is fake
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>>33277993
Kek
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>her DA account deleted
Sad.
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>>33277884
I... Um... SourSweet?
>>33277993
>Not spelling it 'Appul'
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>>33278235
Could you fight her if she was? Preferably with a whip called the vampire killer? If your last name was Belmont?
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>>33278772
I'd probably just punch her in the mouth for being such a schizo.
Most likely the whole thing was just a delusional episode brought on by a burgeoning vampire fetish.
Hopefully I'd knock her 'fangs' out.
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>>33278827
You guys are no fun. I’ll take it to fingerbang. A fucking fetish. I can’t believe that came out your mouth anon
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>>33278827
Edgy.
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>>33278903
father no please stay here do not let one anon make you cast the thread into the fires of hell
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>>33278903
It was a joke, hun. Based around SourSweet's mental issue's some Anon's ascribe to.
I'm all for you writing a Castlevania crossover using the Shadowbolts.
It might work better if you cast Cinch in the role of Dracula, though.
Maybe Sunny Flare as Alucard...
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>>33278928
Why is anon touching Sonatas rack?
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>>33279014
>merely pretending
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>>33279251
Pretending to make a joke? No, no I was definitely making a joke.
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>>33277884
Sunny Flare.
She's the quiet one.
Either she or she's a secret vampire hunter. You know.
She's the silent one.
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>>33279500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeo_Ypmba70
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>>33279062
Any reason to grope tits.
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>>33279500
Would you fight her, Anon Belmont? Or would you help her become the head vampire of her family as her “familiar” in a series of battles against other vampires for Dracula’s throne?
Then possibly marrying her, and starting a vampire/vampire hunter bloodline? It could be any of those girls
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>>33279500
>>33279710
...what
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>>33279939
I'm really not sure what's going on, either.
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>>33279939
>>33279952
What a couple of idiots lmao
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>>33278903
>And nothing of value was lost
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>>33280621
Just no green. That’s always good for the thread.
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>>33280732
>Anon has not written any green
>Anon will not write any green
>The total amount of green hasn't changed
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>>33279560
Good taste in comedians, Anon.
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>>33280735
Do you want green anon?
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>>33280900
Carlin would most likely be Sugarcoat's favorite stand up comedian because of all the truth he drops.
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>>33281067
I thought you said Carlton and thought of cinch dancing like aunt viv
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>>33281068
Kek. I'm glad my typo wasn't completely in vain.
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>>33281089
You’d love it
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>>33281110
If someone ever edited this with Cinch, they'd have to put Twilight in as the white girl struggling to keep up
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>>33281563
None of the other dancers have that comfy hip action going on. They're stiff as fuck while she's having fun with it.
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>>33281563
The edit should be in sci-twi's t-shirt.
It should say "I don't fuck, I swear!".
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>>33281563
It should be the other principals
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>>33282946
Ah, but who would be the struggling white girl?
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>>33283606
I'd say Cadance but she's pretty far from struggling
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>>33283986
It’s obviously Luna.
And if you saw the whole thing you could say that she wasn’t struggling as much as “out danced”.. aunt viv is just doing better with the same material given to all of them
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>>33283606
Luna is still more objectively attractive then those two combined.
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>>33283606
I never understood why this pic was suppose to be gossipy (if I'm remembering the context of the movie correctly)
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>>33284559
You remember correctly.
The joke here was that in the contest, they were supposed to just look the cake. I bet they were to share all the baked goods at the end.
But since Pinkie bakes really good cakes, they couldn't keep it proffesional, and they grabbed a piece.
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>>33283606
>struggling white girl
Is this a trope?
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>>33285554
Not as such.
Look at the gif.
The white girl is stiff as fuck and a half step behind Vivian, doesn't have the feel for the motions down at all. They're all probably professional dancers and were asked to dumb down the moves so Vivian could stand out, but she's just particularly bad.
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>>33285563
If you believe that seriously you’re absolutely wrong. The dancers are doing the routine as instructed. The actor who played Vivian is a serious foul mouthed show off diva. She’s moving like that to make the others look bad. Most backup dancers move like that
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>>33285680
I think you missed my point, because what you're saying is exactly what I said. The backup dancers were instructed to move like that so Vivian's character could stand out. Unless I'm totally miss-remembering the scene, this is supposed to be a class that Vivian is teaching. She's supposed to be better than the other dancers. She's teaching them the dance.
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>>33235718
Reminder that both Sugar and Zest are best Shodawbolts.
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>>33285711
>best Shadowsluts
fixed
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>>33285711
Amen!
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>>33285711
It might be true. Zest might actually be best.
Also Yay! We can post again. Gookmoot must have made his quota.
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>>33287041
At cranking guys off under the table
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>>33287098
I want you to stop, okay?
It's not even forcing a meme at this point.
It's just you, being an idiot.
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>>33287122
>t. ZIDF
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>>33287134
I don't know what that means and I don't think anyone else but you does, either.
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>>33236264
>>33236382
>>33270210
>>33270244
>>33270253
>>33270388
Heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't find out.
>>33269270
Previous thread was here: >>33165756
The OP paste is there too for anyone making the next thread to put into there.
>>33270540
>>33270566
If the bios really are gone for whatever, I can easily find where they were posted before in the archives. Or better yet, I could type some new ones so it's more original.
>>33272288
He clearly doesn't want me to be here. Oh well...
>>33287122
You should have seen him in previous threads.
He literally doesn't want to stop no matter how many Ls he takes, speaking of which, he's taken about three Ls by now from how many times his ramblings died down after having no effect.
The poor thing can't force a meme to save his life. Yet can't stop trying to save his life either. It's a cycle.
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>>33272828
>>33272876
>>33273640
What I’m about to post is something I typed up as soon as someone over in Fingerbang linked me here, and then I came here and saw someone ask about what would happen if the portal was at Crystal Prep and not Canterlot High. There will be a Listen 2 update too after this, but here’s what I’ve managed to cobble together:
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>>33287215
EQG1:
The first movie was terrible and needed a complete makeover so this is a lot of posts.
>The crown went through the portal and landed at the prestigious school of Crystal Prep academy.
>One of the after school athletes picked it up, and they examine it to determine that it's probably worth a good amount of money with all of that gold, but they turn it into the Principal's office because cameras everywhere and they don't want to get arrested, which would ruin their reputation.
>Now Principal Cinch has possession of the crown/tiara/whatever and locks it up.
>Sunset, who had gone in after the crown arrives at Crystal Prep.
>She can barely stand on her feet, legs shaking and voice breaking.
>It must be in that really huge crystal building right there, she can see the glow of the crown through one of the windows because you know damn well the EQG staff writers would do something plot-convenient like this at some point, admit it.
>But it doesn't matter and isn't too too convenient.
>So Sunset knows about the magic artifact being in Crystal Prep but can't do jack shit about it.
>Crystal Prep aims for perfection, and they're not as accepting as Canterlot High, so Sunset can't even be in the school for long without being escorted out.
>And she has trouble standing upright like a regular person, having lots of issues trying not to walk like a pony.
>Gets tons of weird looks just like Starlight and Twilight did.
>And the Crystal Prep students frown down upon this greatly, telling her to get lost or maybe go to the lesser school known as CHS.
>But Sunset wants the crown/tiara, and she's too stubborn to give up on retrieving it, but she has no way of taking it.
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>>33287221
>But Sunset did notice a student at the school who looks suspiciously like Twilight, but only for a second before she was thrown outta there.
>And later on, pony Twilight comes through the portal, but not after a long enough time skip for Sunset to have been there for years like the real movie because that shit was stupid.
>Twilight sees the same convenient glow in the window like Sunset had but also can't do anything about it.
>It's not long before she finds Sunset Shimmer once more, ready to fight her, but discovers that Sunset has found literally no success in getting even remotely close to the crown.
>Sunset has recently become a student of the nearby school Canterlot High, and she has "befriended" the rest of the humane six whom she's only using to rise through the ranks and make it to the next Friendship Games competition so she can maybe find a way to get to that crown.
>Maybe she'll transfer schools once she gets enough good grades, but nowhere near enough time has passed yet for that to happen.
>Meanwhile, Twilight soon learns about her human counterpart attending Crystal Prep, and approaches her one night when she's walking home.
>SciTwi is dazed and confused by this; some girl who looks identically like her approaching her in the middle of the night and talking to her about magic n' shit.
>HorseTwi says there is a magic artifact in the school that neither she nor her enemy who got to here can get to, but at least she can pretend to be SciTwi and get into the school and retrieve the magic artifact to return it to Equestria before it causes any problems in human world.
>Or better yet, she tells SciTwi that she herself can just go in herself and get it, which is where SciTwi reveals to HorseTwi that she's the top student in the whole school.
>Which is great except for the one tiny detail that SciTwi is unwilling to ruin her reputation as such by stealing from school property.
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>>33287224
>Meanwhile, HorseTwi is keeping an eye on Sunset, who appears to be making friends at Canterlot High.
>And her new "friends" look just like the mane six whom Twilight knows from back home; Sunset is stealing her life (kinda).
>So HorseTwi begs SciTwi to let her take her place in Crystal Prep pretending to be her just so she can see if there's a way to get to the crown easily, since she can get further than Sunset because of the convenient clone counterpart thing that works great with how the writers do things sometimes.
>SciTwi finally lets HorseTwi get into Crystal Prep without actually having to enroll there, and meanwhile, HorseTwi enrolls into Canterlot High to keep an eye on Sunset and the other mane six.
>Meanwhile, the two Spikes as dogs hang out together and have their cute dumb little gags while being basically useless because it's fucking Spike.
>On the days when HorseTwi is pretending to be SciTwi at Crystal Prep (they switch because HorseTwi wanted inside info and SciTwi wanted a break from Crystal Prep), she meets the Shadowbolt five, who are very nasty and cold to her in at least some way each.
>This shows that the "other mane six" (shadowbolts) here at Crystal Prep do not know anything that works with the magic of friendship, and they are terrible people because of it.
>And now Sunset is starting to turn the actual other mane six at CHS into something just like them, and she's succeeding.
>The humane six at CHS do not know Twilight and have no idea who she is until they recognize her as that super smart girl from the rival school, and they turn her away while Sunset panders to them saying that she's the real friend they need.
>This breaks Twilight's heart, and she is so distraught that she spends more time at Crystal Prep in the other Twilight's place as she tries to figure out what to do.
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>>33287229
>SciTwi says that she has no idea why the girls at CHS hate her so much -- she only competes in the competitions because Cinch makes her and it's nothing personal for her.
>Neither Twilight wants any of this flak, and they agree to work together to get that crown so HorseTwi can go home after getting Sunset to fuck off from her human friends and probably drag her back with her from this universe she doesn't belong in in the first place.
>She'll just have Sunset Answer to Celestia for her crimes, but she can't do it without the magic of the crown.
>SciTwi plans to transfer to CHS because she hates being at Crystal Prep anyway under Cinch's rule of an iron fist, which only motivates her to help HorseTwi even more.
>As a result, HorseTwi befriends the Shadowbolt Five while pretending to be SciTwi.
>She starts to get them to be nicer because she knows how to solve drama between them that SciTwi couldn't figure out.
>Now she's teaching the Shadow Five more about Friendship, and her (magical) charm is somewhat influencing this.
>SciTwi is happy that her peers are being nicer to her as a result after they switch back once more, but HorseTwi's main goal is to get Sunset away from the humane six at CHS and bring her back home to justice in Equestria, it's like some inter-dimensional bounty hunter type shit.
>HorseTwi realizes that she still cares about her friends even if they have no history together, because the magic of friendship doesn't represent the fake friendship that Sunset's trying to use to get the humane six to like her.
>And that true friendship extends between world, and it's just waiting to spark up in this world too which is why it's starting to feel like this was meant to happen.
>Meanwhile, SciTwi is so fascinated by the idea of magic being actually real that she builds her device thing to collect and study it and see how it relates to science, but she does this in secrecy and doesn't tell HorseTwi.
>Some time later...
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>>33287231
>Low and behold, the shiny crown/tiara is added to the shelf of Crystal Prep trophies by Cinch because she wants to make it look like her school won as many awards and trophies as she possibly can because reputation.
>And she has them on display at the now upcoming Friendship games where the two schools face off because she can't not show off.
>At this point, the humane six are basically Sunset's personal street gang who do almost everything for her.
>Sunset sees the crown on display at the games and plans to find a way to steal it when she has the best chance and become powerful.
>But it's on the Crystal Prep side (probably being lugged around in a wheeled shelf with all the other trophies to everywhere the competition goes).
>And to make matters worse, Crystal Prep is beating Canterlot High easily just like they do every year.
>SciTwi was too nervous to participate in the sports section of the games, but HorseTwi has been intensely learning how to move around like a human and stuff, and decides to add some archery to that too since she's taking other stuff in anyway.
>HorseTwi does the archery part of the tournament while SciTwi does the math and science that has less to do with magic than HorseTwi is used to.
>When SciTwi helps the Shadow Five win the tournament and make the humane six salty because they're losing badly like always, their bond of friendship strengthens.
>HorseTwi has a magical connection with the crown she's close to, and her friends the Shadowbolt Five become connected too by proxy because friendship.
>Now there's a reversed type of thing where the rest of the humane six are the bad girls and minions to Sunset Shimmer while the Shadow Five are powerful because they're with HorseTwi the good girl.
>They get powers. (some of them are the same just to have them correlate to the major trait of each girl)
>Indigo gets super speed and/or super strength.
>Sour Sweet gets mind control and/or mind reading abilities.
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>>33287236
>Sugarcoat can see into the future but only like by one or two minutes. (Yes, like the movie Next)
>Sunny Flare gets invisibility and/or force field powers (Yes, like that one girl from The Incredibles whose name I forgot)
>Lemon Zest gets to cause sonic booms from sound waves.
>And the fact that they know their friend SciTwi more than HorseTwi but still see HorseTwi as SciTwi, the friendship for her in their minds makes SciTwi a little bit more powerful too, and she gets her levitation powers.
>The games soon end, and the new Friendship Games Trophy is about to go to Crystal Prep as expected, this is occurring at CHS, the site of the most recent location for matches/competitions.
>Right as the door to the cabinet thing is unlocked and opened, Sunset Shimmer leaps forth and snatches the crown after hiding just out of view, looking like a sore loser who got mad because they lost yet another game.
>But she then puts the crown on her head and becomes Demon Shimmer like in the real movie.
>The humane six become her literal minions and the rest of the students zombie, and Twilight, Twilight and the Shadow Five have to work together with their magic of friendship to stop them from taking over the dimension.
>After that, they have an actual little battle of their powers really being used instead of there only being the standard rainbow blast.
>The Shadow Five and Twilight work together to defeat Demon Sunset with an actual rainbow blast at the end.
>The good guys win, it's found out that the crown isn't a real trophy (obviously) and it is returned to HorseTwi to take back to Equestria as SciTwi transfers to CHS while keeping her new friends at Crystal Prep.
>The humane six get to know her better too, and Sunset gets redeemed after she is defeated just like in the real movie.
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>>33287241
>But the speculative movie ends with the dazzlings in the diner just like the beginning of Rainbow Rocks having taken notice of the magic blast and set their sights on the two school right after HorseTwi and Sunset go back to Equestria so Celestia can sort things out and they inevitably soon become friends.
>Both of the formerly rival schools are friends now and won't become enemies again until the Dazzlings come in with their music and turn everyone against eachother, disrupting the magic of friendship that is there all to be adored and not ignored.
>And that is the cliffhanger that will connect to the next movie.

And that's what I cobbled together for movie 1.
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And now regarding Movie 2.
>>33287245
EQG2: Rainbow Rocks:
Lots of this is the same as the real RR because it was much less terrible so it’s fewer posts.
>HorseTwi and Sunset have fucked off back to Equestria but not before getting to know the humane six and shadowbolts a little.
>It was determined in Equestria that Sunset’s punishment is to go back to EQG world and live magic-less there and face all of the backlash for what she did head on.
>Sunset still gets the convenient book that lets her contact Princess Twilight, mostly just to have the ones in Equestria check up on her, but it soon turns into them chatting to eachother and developing a friendship of their own.
>Meanwhile, SciTwi is in the basement of Crystal Prep perfecting her magic absorbing device, waiting to be transferred to CHS to get away from Cinch.
>Cinch is doubling down on her bullshit because her reputation is heavily damaged from people finding out about the one crown trophy not being an actual trophy.
>Her power is in question, badly. Worse than ever before. This big reveal about the fake trophy was a huge deal for her and everyone around her.
>Meanwhile, SciTwi is learning more about magic, and her friends who are the Shadowbolt Five are getting better as practicing their powers; the device still works in the crown’s absence because of how strong their friendship is.
>But it is NOT Equestrian magic anymore because none of the girls who are friends have ever been to Equestria, but their friendship developed a new magic through the device that learned how to work from Equestrian magic.
>A few moments emphasizing the S5’s characterizations happen, just like how the real movies do with the mane six, and the shadow five end up actually developing as characters over time.
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>>33287250
>And there’s this brief theme basically saying: Great, now those Crystal Prep kids have superpowers too, but it’s really not that big of a deal because CHS and Crystal Prep are friends now, despite Cinch’s objection to this.
>But Cinch is the fake trophy lady now, so her opinion on the matter is irrelevant as far as everyone else is concerned, and she is PISSED because of this.
>Pissed off and plotting revenge, she makes it so SciTwi cannot transfer to CHS until she finishes a semester/trimester or whatever, and wants to milk her brilliance to its fullest extent.
>The shadowbolt five and humane six secretly know there are two Twilights, and want to go to the portal and write in the book to fetch Princess Twilight to maybe do something about Cinch being a bitch once again.
>But everything is interrupted when the Dazzlings enter the setting; they enroll into CHS where the magic blast came from and take over the place through song except the humane six who have the magic of friendship, just like the real RR.
>The “musical showcase” turns into the battle of the Bands, except CHS is not only competing against eachother, but back to wanting to compete against Crystal Prep once again, making the schools rivals once more and undoing what was resolved in the first movie.
>The two champion groups of the CHS exclusive competition will face off against two groups from Crystal Prep, which the Dazzlings see as yet more territory to conquer by including them under their spell at the semi-final and final matches.
>And Cinch is pleased about this, wanting to do everything she can to get revenge for the shit that was technically her fault but she refuses to see this.
>She turns her attention to the Shadowbolt Five and wants to utilize them into being the top competitors in the battle of the bands and defeat CHS once and for all.
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>>33287254
>The CHS battle of the bands competition happens as it did before, with HorseTwi and all, and it comes down to Trixie’s group and the Dazzlings performing at the big show against whoever made it to the top at Crystal Prep.
>The Shadowbolt Five, already being used to being competitive and being the MVP’s in the Friendship Games, make it to the top of the school’s chart, and Cinch decides that they will be the only group to perform against CHS because she has that much confidence in them having Superpowers, not yet knowing that the humane six also have superpowers.
>HorseTwi is well aware of Cinch too, as well as the Dazzlings wanting to take over Crystal Prep along with their spell, and the battle of the bands in approaching.
>But the mane six are still locked away under the stage because of Trixie’s group doing what they did, but Vinyl still saves them because she had her headphones on when the rest of the school fell under the spell of the Dazzlings.
>They go to the concert and crash it like before, but now the Dazzlings have Crystal Prep on their side as soon as they do their music thing, and of course, Even Cinch is under their spell too, and the Shadow Five too because their magic isn’t Equestrian magic.
>But Zest isn’t because she’s like Vinyl and never takes off her headphones, but she’s also like Pinkie and part of the magical group of girls that saves the day.
>She joins the Rainbooms and helps them defeat the Dazzlings just like how they did in the actual movie and gets her friends back as well as everyone else who was under the spell.
>Dazzlings are chased off like in the real movie, and Cinch is found out for having endorsed what the Dazzlings were doing even when not under their spell, and is heckled and ridiculed so much over time that she eventually steps down and lets Cadance become principal.
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>>33287257
>Just like in the first movie, Sunset got the rest of CHS to like her after they hated her for a while, and SciTwi gets to transfer to CHS as HorseTwi goes back to Equestria once again.
>SciTwi now likes everyone at Crystal Prep, but still wants to go to CHS since she already did everything at Crystal Prep and has friends there now.
>Now the Mane Six and Shadow Five have powers, Sunset is officially a completely protagonist character, SciTwi is a CHS student, and all is well that ends well.

Since I pretty much incorporated the third movie into this and resolved all of its problems in this already, I'd have to skip straight to the partial disaster that was the 4th movie continuing from here, but I don't think the portal being at a different school would have much effect on it after this point, since it takes place away from the schools. I /would/ make it so Gloriosa is running the camp alone, and cringy, unnecessary characters like Timber Spruce will not exist in this timeline. I'd probably like to do a lot with Filthy rich, though. As well as the Sunset from EQG world since the canon movies completely neglect to acknowledge her existence.
I'll be having this thing in https://pastebin.com/U1MZgb3T though because there might be future updates.
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Anyway, Listen 2 update to be pasted in just a sec.
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>>33285702
Yeas. You’re remembering the scene completely incorrect
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>>33287274
This is creative. At least it's way better than the plot of the first movie.
>Dazzlings still don't get redemption
kek
You going to do the shorts and specials too?
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>>33285702
1. Janet Hubert is a trained dancer or was at the time. Dumbing down your moves makes no sense
2. You are remembering the scene wrong. The only things you got right was “aunt Vivian” and “dance class”
She only looks better because she IS better.
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>>33287145
>imagine being this new
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>>33287440
Sorry, ZIDF doesn't mean shit to me. Spoonfeed me, oh glorious oldfag.
I must have missed some major happenings.
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>>33287466
I don’t know what it means either. I’ve never even seen it until now so I’m left to say he’s forcing a meme or is retarded. Probably both
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>>33287466
Here's my wild guess.
He is probably putting his own twist on a shitty /pol/ meme where you call people online who disagree with you jidf. And zidf is supposed to stand for "zest internet defense force". In short, he doesn't like that no one here finds his forced meme attempts to be "ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS", so now he remembers that samefagging won't get him anywhere and can only act like we're in the wrong and only defending Zest like she's some sacred fucking princess all because we don't laugh at his dried up joke that never took off.
You didn't miss any happenings. His autistic episodes in the previous threads from months ago you saw were all there ever was to it. The best thing you can do is stop feeding him replies and making him fatter than he was a couple months ago.
>>33287476
It's both, see above and simply don't acknowledge the shitposter. He already lost and this is all he can do at this point. All we need to do is sit back and hope the janitors eventually sweep him up and away at some point.
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>>33287582
Oof. Well, makes sense I wouldn't get a juryrigged /pol/ meme, I guess. Think I'll read Alex's stuff now. Thanks for the insight.
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>>33287582
Can we get a yikes and forced memepilled for that gargantuan faggot tampon?



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