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Festive flirting edition

All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv

Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0

For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens

Discord:
https://discord.gg/kbtdsqe
Old Shattered Gem:
>>33189129
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/33189129/
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Best Dazzle
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Why are Sh*mmerfags such spergs?
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>>33222114
He does not speak for or represent me. I think you guys are aight.
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Hey Drawfags,

Thread 300 is coming sooner than I had hoped and I'd really like a big collob piece of dazzle artist from out thread past and present.

The idea is a bunch of different dazzle artist would draw one dazzle in their style and I would combine them in to one big image for thread 300. The Dazzles floating in one big image like in the quick example I have made. (of course in the final piece I wouldn't cut off any dazzle art that was just due to me quickly slapping something together)

So if you can post a full single dazzle and post a high res transparent image (I prefer posting somewhere else where you can post an image higher than 4mb) and if you want credit for your work be sure to put it somewhere in you dazzle piece preferable in the side of your image so its not overlapping your dazzle but whatever you prefer is fine

Anyone can join just be sure to share your image with us in an imgur link (or just post it in the thread if you really don't want to do all that) by thread 299 so I can throw it all together before the actual big 300 thread. (I'm Danny in the dazzle discord ((linked in the op post)) or just kazabomb#2120 if you have any questions or anything)

(Reposting in case any one hasn't seen it)
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>>33222114
Because they are mentally deficient
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>>33222114

Because it triggers you.
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>>33222168
Epic trolling dude
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>>33222186

Nah, you're just easily impressed. And riled up.
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>>33222265
False flag. Go away Jew
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>>33222272

/dzg/ has always loved Shimsham. You are not Shimsham.
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Pro tip: don't reply to bait
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>>33222322
Based and Redpilled
It's disgusting how newfigs don't even know that Shimmy is an honorary Dazzle
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Eh, Shimmerfags are alright.
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I want a fishwife.
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>>33222465
Don't we all, Anon.
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>>33222102
No song.
Also post Ray-less edit.
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>>33222114
They have their own containment thread general which most of them use exclusively without browsing other threads or even other boards.
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>>33222465
>fishwife
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Mommy
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>>33222563
>tfw you will never have a strong Dazzle waifu to hold you close and tell you things will be okay
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>>33222563

Dude, now I want an anon/Aria edit of this.
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>>33222722
That be a good ass edit
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>>33222722
>The weak should fear the strong
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>>33222563
GIVE TENDIES
NOW
NOOOW
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>The fishies are bickering again
>This is perfectly normal according to Adagio, but it's obvious they've been fighting a lot more lately
>You can tell when people are stressed
>Partially because whenever the fight involves Adagio, the other two yell at her about being unable to sing or something like that
>You put away the tablet you were reading on and rub your face with your hands
"Sigh. Dammit."
>There's no point in it. You can't focus with all that noise
"Adagio! Aria! Sonata!"
>"...Yes?" answers Sonata
"Get dressed. We're going out."
>Around half an hour later you're at a karaoke place
>You rent a room and a young guy working at the place shows you to it
>The girls look curiously around the tiny room while you go through the songs displayed on a screen
>"What is this place?" asks Sonata
>Aria answers her
>"Anon has had enough of you, Sonata. From now on you're going to have to live in this small room until you die." the grump informs her with a mean smile
>Sonata is shaken. She's already afraid she'll find herself in the street again
"Aria, shut the fuck up."
>"Fiiine."
>Adagio sits quietly on her own and looks at your back
>It's actually a tactic of hers; letting the noisome two attract attention while she studies a situation at her leasure
>Or picks pockets
>Or swims away from predators
"This'll do I guess."
>You lean away from the screen and reach for the microphone
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>>33223439

>There's a tubby robot with an axe and a diaper on the screen
>You take a deep breath and press play
"Atsuku nare yume mita ashita o
Kanarazu itsuka tsukamaeru
Hashiridase furimuku koto naku
Tsumetai yoru o tsukinukero!"
>You sound bad. You're not going to captivate a heart or enslave a mind no matter what this eldritch incantation really says
>But you're so happy and passionate. You're having a genuinely good time
>The girls stare at you in wide-eyed realization
>You don't have to sing for gain or to sound good in order to have fun
>The song ends and even though you're out of breath, you're grinning
>Literally one second of quiet later, the girls are back to bickering
>"Me next!
>"No, me!"
>"Oh! You bit me! Adagio, she fucking bit me!"
"Oi, watch your fucking language!"
>The girls look at you and laugh, breaking up the fight instantly
>You make them take turns singing other songs except for a few where you all sing together
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>>33223443
Good stuff sal
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silly sirens
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>>33223745
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>>33223871
Meanwhile Sonata is theorizing how human flesh tastes.
Chicken?
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>>33223880
The alien's boot has a smiley face.
Not you can never unsee.
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>>33224526
Damn, Sonata is dressed like a slut. I like it.
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>>33224088
I heard it's like pork
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>>33224571
Nigga, that's the same outfit she always wears.
It's just her top's unbuttoned/unzipped and her skirt's hiked up a bit.
It's nothing special.
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>>33224496
>>33224496
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I'm really proud of this and I wanna share it.
photo studies are fun, and I'm gonna be doing them inbetween work from now on. thinking of doing some interesting dazzling stuff in this kinda style using some photos to study off of
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>>33222114
.t worships a knockoff sunset shimmer aka adagio
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>>33224914
I'm not an artfag IDK what you mean lad

Also I wise Finnish man told me once, what he said stayed with me for life

Fuck the Jews!
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>>33224914
Glad to hear your getting some good work in
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>>33224914
It looks good. I'll be looking forward to seeing some Dazzle content like this.
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>>33222106
Adagio's smug face is so hot. I want her to dom me so badly.
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>>33225091
Imagine her stepping on you with those fucking death heels.
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>>33225115
>Imagine her stepping on your dick with those fucking death heels.
FTFY
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>>33224571
I don't.
Thots are to be begone.
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>>33225278
This seems relevant.
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>>33224640
Absolute garbage, never write again.
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Nearly every non-unpony villain was a unicorn.
Earth ponies have the curves.
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>>33225348
My Adagio is a queen unicorn not a dirty mud pony
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>>33222465
If I fucked Adagio what would our kids look like?
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>>33225583
Regular. They would have a desire to sing and go swimming often though.
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>>33225614
Too bad, I was expecting them to be ugly so their "aunts" won't take advantage of them.
>Aria teaching Ada-boy to box and wrestle so he can defend himself
>"Poor technique! Do you want me to shove my ass in your face again?!"
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>>33225708
>Aria is into face sitting
Noice
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>>33225708
>Anon, son of Anon, looks like an exact clone of Anon
>Adagio adores him and spoils him rotten.
>Aunt Aria hates that Dad-anon knocked up Adagio and not her, so she takes out her sexual frustrations on him.
>Sonata bullies him because she's no longer the baby of the family anymore.
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>>33225119

OH YES!
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>>33225719
>>33225741
>Because Sonata doesn't know very much about bullying, she watches what Aria does and copies her.
>Occasionally trying to say mean things to Anon jr.
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>>33225753
>>33225741
>>33225719
>Anon Jr is a clone of Anon with puffy orange hair
>He makes Aria proud by trumping anyone who calls him "ginger"
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Cbt /ss/ Dagimom-Kidanon draws when?

>>33225767

>Kidanon goes to highschool
>Everyone greets him with "Sup ginga."
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Didn't wee draw Aria giving a footjob with her boots on?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEoG2QfCTdM
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Not Sorry.
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>>33225719
>>33225753
>>33225777
>Sonata thinks Aria is bullying Anon Jr
>he wakes up with Sonata's ass in his face
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I have the sickies. Requesting a dazzling telling me to suck it up and stop being sick.
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>>33226321
Too bad, she suffers with you.
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>>33226321
>>33226396
>"What are you still doing in bed? I told you I'm sick, so you need to go make me some soup!"
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>>33226321
>>33226396
Look what you've done, anon.
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>>33226464

>Having heard what happened in South America in history class, the girls panic
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>>33225348
>Earth ponies have the curves.
This.
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>>33226464
Aria should be grumpy even when sneezing.
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Given the current topic, might as well drop an old green.

>"Nooonnnyyy!"
>A familiar, yet nasally voice echoed throughout the apartment
>You turn your head to the direction of the voice
"What's up, Sonata?"
>A small sniffle can be heard from the other room
"Can you come feel my forehead please?"
>You narrow your eyes in confusion, but you get up from the chair at your computer to go check on her
"What do you need me to fee-"
>You stop at her doorway
>She looked like an absolute mess
>Disheveled hair, used tissues littering her bed and the floor next to it
>She sniffles once more
>"I think I might be sick, Nonny."
>It sure seemed like it
>You sigh, walking over to her bed
>You bring a hand to her forehead
>"Mmm..."
>Sonata's eyes shut on the contact
>Sure enough, she's pretty warm
"Welp, looks like you're gonna be stuck here for the day. You've got a fever."
>Sonata opens her eyes, visibly disappointed
>"Aww, but I promised Pinkie that I'd go hang out with her! I can't let her down, Nonny..."
>You shake your head in protestation
"Not today. The last thing you need is a day with Pinkie Pie."
>Her cheeks puff up and she turns her head away
>"No fair..."
>You sigh, understanding her plight
"I know you wanna go hang out with her, but the sooner you get better, the... uh... better."
>She sighs, her eyes shifting down to her lap
>"Yeah, I know..."
>She sniffles again
>You hated seeing her like this
>Not just bedridden, but so down on herself
>You wish there were some way to make her feel at least the slightest bit better...
>Hmm... maybe there was...
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>>33226799

>Adagio and Aria weren't going to be back until later on in the evening, so it was just you two for the day
"I'll be right back."
>She cocks her head, curious as to what you're doing
>You leave the room and head to the kitchen
>Opening one of the cupboards, you see a can of chicken noodle soup
>Perfect
>You fish a small pot out of another cupboard and get to work
>A few minutes pass and your job is done
>After toiling over a hot stove, you have a steaming bowl of chicken noodle soup with a spoon sticking out
>You make your way back to Sonata's room, taking care as to not spill it
>As you enter, you swear there were at least double the tissues around the room than there were before
>Sonata finishes blowing into another one, tossing it aside
>Her eyes move to you and the bowl of soup in your hands
>She gasps excitedly, her face lighting up as she did so
>"Soup?! Aww Nonny, you're the best!"
>You smile at her exuberance returning to her
"Haha, sorry I couldn't make you something better."
>You bring the soup over to her
>She uses her blanket as something of pot holders and takes the soup from you
>She sets it down on her lap and sniffs the soup; or at least tries to
"It's still a little hot, so be care..."
>She disregards your warning, taking a spoonful of the soup and shoving it in her mouth
"...ful."
>You expect a pained look on her face, but she actually looks okay
>"Wow, I can't even taste it! How'd you make tasteless soup, Nonny?"
>You chuckle to yourself, shaking your head as you do so
"Secret family recipe, can't tell you."
>I guess she didn't know that you can't really taste things when your nose is stuffed
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>>33226803

>A couple minutes later, and the bowl once full of soup is now completely dry
>Sonata, a satisfied look on her face, reclines back onto her pillow, a sigh escaping her as her back hits the bed
>"Ahhh, that was soooo good Nonny."
>You smile, taking the bowl from her lap
>As you turn to leave, Sonata stops you
>"Nonny."
>You turn back towards her, cocking an eyebrow
>"What's up?"
>She brings her head up to face you and starts her sentence with a small sniffle
>"Can you hang out with me for a bit? I don't really wanna be by myself like this..."
>You smile once more
>Sure, that didn't seem like a problem
"Yeah, of course I will."
>A wide smile you thought to be impossible formed on her lips
>"Yay! Oh, oh, oh, we can watch a movie!"
>She looks over to the small television set on top of the dresser in front of her bed
"Which one do you wanna watch?"
>"Uh... can we watch the one with the zombies and then they go to a bar?"
>You give her a quizzical look
"Shaun of the Dead?"
>All you get in response is a violent nod of her head
>"Oh oh, and then can we watch the one with the same guys in it, and then we can-"
>You sigh, turning away from her as she continued on
>As soon as you found a break in her seemingly endless string of words, you excused yourself
"Alrighty, just let me put this away."
>You can hear her excitedly tapping her feet on her bed
>"Yayyy~! Nonny and I are gonna have a movie day!"
>You put the bowl and spoon in the sink and go fish out a vast number of movies from your shelf
>You go back to Sonata's room, her smile still as strong as when you left
>You pop the first movie into the DVD player next to her TV
>As the previews start, you see Sonata has already brushed off the large number of tissues on her bed in order for you to sit next to her
>You climb onto the bed, nestling yourself comfortably under the covers next to her
>Sonata rests her head onto your shoulder, getting equally comfortable, and you start the movie
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>>33226812

>Several hours later and the last movie's almost over
>You start becoming slightly drowsy, even yawning to reinforce the feeling
>You turn your head slightly to look at Sonata
>She's almost completely snuggled up to you, and has fallen asleep
>You look past her and see the time
>7:46
>It was pretty early in the evening, but she still managed to drift to sleep
>You smile at the thought, reaching for the remote
>You turn off the television and the DVD player
>A small amount of light peeked through the blinds, but other than that, mostly darkness encompassed Sonata's room
>You slink your way down a little further under the covers
>Sonata shifts slightly and lets out a small moan, but doesn't awaken
>You move your arms around to bring Sonata just a little closer to you
>Before long, you were mere millimeters away from contact
>This was so perfect, being like this with Sonata
>It felt so wonderful
>You wish you could do this more often...
>You plant a small kiss on Sonata's forehead
>She's certainly still very warm, but you don't care
>As long as you had Sonata in your arms, you couldn't care about anything else
>And eventually, sleep takes you
>Morning comes, and your eyes manage to pry themselves open
>You look around, observing the room
>It's yours
>You narrow your eyes, wondering how you managed to get here when you were with...
>Sonata
>You lick your dried lips
>Funny, a salty taste
>You don't remember eating anything salty last night...
>You end up settling on the theory that you just got up in the middle of the night and carried yourself back
>But still...
>You look at the clock on your nightstand
>6:30
>School was gonna be starting in about an hour and a half
>Time to get up and-
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>A sudden, uncomfortable feeling wells up in your throat
>Soon enough, you're throwing a coughing fit
>Now that you think about it, your nose is pretty stuffy too...
>You try sniffing to see
>Yep, can't even get air through
>You've caught Sonata's sickness
>You groan, throwing your head back onto your pillow in dismay
"Sonataaaaa!"
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>>33226830
Yes very good
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How long can human hair grow?
How much time do you invest in hair care?
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>>33227421
The longest so far is 18ft of hair from some woman in China.
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>>33227421
>>33227789
you know what I just realized? all of their hair is the same length. Adagio lets it hang down and it is all curly. the others have straight hair.
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>>33227849
Prove that Adagio straitened her hair it would be longer than her body. You can't
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>>33228177
*that if
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>>33228449
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>>33228449
>>33228457
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>>33228449
>>33228457
>>33228463
Full Res -->
https://derpibooru.org/1892732
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>>33228449
>>33228457
>>33228463
>>33228468
Full Res -->
https://derpibooru.org/1892737
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>My neck.My back.Lick my pussy and my crack~

Well if she insists.
>In your dreams broom boy!
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>>33229133
Who are you quoting?
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>Look at him! Another chad trying to hit on Adaigo! Oh god, he can’t even ask her without stuttering.
What a loser AHAHAHAHHAHAH
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Welcome to the neighborhood
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>>33229142
>Adaigo
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>>33226830
It be worth getting sick to spend the day in bed with the blue beauty
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>>33229161
Rainbow Dash isn't that great.
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Does anyone here think Adagio really suffer from breast envy? Or is she too confident to let something like being the chairman of the itty bitty titty committee get her down
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>>33229175
She's got the hips of a goddess, what does she need tits for?
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>>33229142
I'm surprised he would go for her seeing how most would beeline for Sonata.
Dusk doesn't need protection. Men keep running by themselves.
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>>33229164
Kys
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>>33229175
I think it's a little bit of both. Like she is a super confident women but at the same time she's a tad jealous of big milker sonata
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>>33229222
Digits confirm, Adagio is slightly jealous of Sonata's big milky tits.
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>>33229189
Child nursing like a proper mother
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>>33229222
Trips.
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Can you believe a bump can sustain a thread for 14 to 23 hours?
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>>33224584
>>33224088
I'v heard it tastes like pig meat, but the flavor varies wildly depending on how much stress the human had before butchered, after taste in particular is effected.
Human brains are effectively tasteless desu.
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>>33229306
Depends on the people too. Cannibals in South Asia and the Pacific say the Japanese are delicious but Americans are oily, musky and tough to eat with a bitter aftertaste.
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>>33229291
It's how fingerbang is still alive
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>>33229314
If that were true then their previous thread wouldn't have made it to bump limit in less than a week.
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>>33229414
Well they had some very long dry periods before I'm just saying
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>>33229291
>>33229314
>>33229414
>>33229609

Less shitposts more Dazzles
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>>33229609
Like that's a new thing. It was that way for years especially after they riddled their thread of 90% of their shitposting. The reason why they're still alive is because of content.
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>>33229616
ridded*
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>>33229414
Bump limit =! bump duration
Bump limits means you can bumo so often until it goes down naturally.
In pure theory a very slow thread could stay up for a year.
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>>33229713
That doesn't change what I said. Any thread that goes to 500 posts in less than a week doesn't depend at all on bumps lasting 14 hours. A thread depending on the bump duration being greater than say 8 hours would never be able to last under 2 weeks because they'd get like 20 posts a day and make it to 500 in 3 weeks earliest. Let alone a thread depending on a 14 hour duration. If the bump duration was shorter like 5 hours then you'd definitely have someone there bumping in 4 or so hours. It's when someone waits until page 9 to bump, doesn't mean no one was around between them. A good majority of the threads on this board do this occasionally. The space between correlates with the duration itself. I don't even think the Heart of War thread had to depend on it that much.
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Not Sorry.
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>>33230025
Still Not Sorry.
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>>33230025
>no bulge
it's shit fampai
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>>33229164

Ayyyy!
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>>33229615
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>What were you hoping to happen Now that you’ve gotten me drunk?
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>>33230468

She's a twat. She'd hear you to get your hopes up and then fall asleep on her tits with her legs slightly apart.
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>>33230468
Get a nice warm hug hopefully
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>>33230468
Can I brush your hair?
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>>33230541
Talking from personal experience?
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>Anon....seriously?
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>>33230468
>Annnnooonnnn I think I’ve had to mucchhhhh *giggle* what happens now? Big green man~
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>>33231095
>Big green man
Cringe
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>>33230992
I'd be down to do that
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>>33231126
>cuck
Yikes
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>>33231095
I'm gonna fill you full of pedialyte so you don't get a hangover :)
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>>33231262
>projection
NPC
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>>33231050

Second hand though I've jerked it to the chick who told the story. I grabbed her tit when I was 10. My deskmate in senior high had a crush on her.
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>>33231095
>Hmph look at you. You can barely stand much less sit up straight. Did you think you were gonna pump drinks into and bring me back to your place, and I’d be your little ball of poof for the rest of the night? Too bad I drink like a Scotsman. Which leaves me with one question. What an I’m going to do with you?
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>>33231268
Who would you prefer to be fucking the Dazzles?
Your epin OCs Gay Buster and Cummy Snatch?
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>>33231319
>What am I’m going to do with you?
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>>33231319
abuse me mommy
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>>33231323
>grasping at straws and attacking a topic only you brought up
Awww did I upset your cuck fantasy?
Tell me again how you're a big green man.
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>>33231461
I'm massive
Pic related, it's me and my wife
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>>33231485
>I'm massive and posting sh*mmer
So you're just that faggot mtg
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>>33231485
kys lmao
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Where is MistakeAnon? I miss him.
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>>33231591
He said something about hating you then left.
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>>33231461
>homosexual public servant poster is a genuine faggot
No one is surprised.
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>>33231621
>how dare you call me out on my bullshit
>check out this strawman I created
>I bet you feel silly now
Hmmmm
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>>33227430
Tfw Adagio will never forcefully sit on your face and won't get up until you rimed her Ass to her liking!
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>>33231794
Why live?
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>>33231595
Oh okay, thanks.
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>>33231595

Cant be, i`m loveable.
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I can confirm >>33232513 is lovable.

>>33232953

I'd help her lose weight if you know what I mean. Plus I'd offer her my cock for when she'd want to just put something in her mouth.
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Is it me or does this look like Ponut's style?
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>>33233135
>wanting some adipose goblin to eat your cock
At least you aren't gay, right?
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>>33233277
It kinda does lmao
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>>33233300

It's Adagio. I'd fuck her even if she had a dick. Plus no sex, no service.
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>>33233334

FUCK ME, OFF BY ONE!
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>>33224584
heard the same, like pork but somehow harder and sweeter
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>>33222222
>>33233333
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>>33233372
>3 days
It's gonna be Christmas when we have the octett.
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>>33233277
It's likely that someone just traced the mouth from one of his pics.
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>>33233390
Minus the nose, the whole face looks like Joe's work.
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>ywn grab aria by the pigtails and give her a sloppy facefucking
>ywn bully her cervix with anon jr in a mating press
>ywn hold hands in secret
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>>33233827
>Holding hands before marriage
Aria sure is a lewd slut, isn't she?
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>>33233849
the lewdest for sure, not that she'll let anybody know that of course
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>>33233827
>>33233849
>>33233867
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>>33233982
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Not Sorry.
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>>33231794
That's gay.
>>33233334
That's actually gay.
>>33233827
"Bullying a cervix" is painful.
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>You've got a lot of nerve boy. Waltzing into MY gambling house and cleaning ALL of my gambling rooms? No no no, thats not how this works. You see, the house always wins.ALWAYS. So why dont you telling me exactly how you managed to make my top girls Aria and Sonata lose damn near all my money and ill let you walk with half of what you won. If not ill make you wager more than your money and when I win Ill take my payment in flesh!
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>>33234206
Fine, I've got a level 100 Feraligater I haven't used in ages.
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>you will never fuck up Adagio because your dinner was cold
Feels bad
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Siren edit? I'd make it myself but my head is killing me and I want to throw up.
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>>33234278
>not chicken tendies
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>>33234171
They seem to be someone who'd enjoy a little pain with their pleasure
Nibba, we're talking about fictional fish women, it doesn't have to make sense. Maybe that's an erogenous zone for sirens, who gives a shit.
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>>33234278
Homosexuality should be concidered on same level as pedophilia.
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>>33234738
>Homosexuality should be concidered on the same level as pedophilia.
You're wrong, but for the right reasons.
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Caption this
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>>33234811
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>>33234811
If I were to pee in Sonata's butt, would the resulting enema be purified enough for me to drink it?
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>>33234278

If you have to hit your siren then you're doing her wrong.
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My headcanon is that Equestria is an artificial world once built and inhabited by a long-gone race. It could be an ark, a resort, a zoo or a lab. It's sun and moon are artificial satellites orbiting the world. It's current inhabitants are the evolved descendants of the bioengineered pets and servitors the ancient race used to utilize. Some races such as the ponies continue to serve their purpose while others have become defunct or stopped and some things fell apart. Magic is technology. Unicorn horns are naturally grown technical tools. There used to be a unicorn strain with excessive reproductory rates grown in huge farms. The ancient race used them for food and a source of horns for their devices. Enchanted items are really devices.
Sirens were engineered to be pets. They sing, they're pretty, they're affectionate. They evolved into predators over a long period of time. At first they were completely reliant on their owners. All they disappeared, the sirens were forced to scavenge for food and then hunt. Because sirens are aquatic and there are few to no traces of the ancient race on dry land, it is possible that the ancients were sea dwellers.
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>>33234171
>not wanting fish butt on your face

GTFO YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD!
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>>33234905
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>>33235021
Call the police
They can't unShim you
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>>33235055
I'll call someone even better, Ace Thruster. He'll make you pay, you dirty Shimmigrant.
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Anyone have any favorite greentexts?
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>>33235392
too many
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>>33233977
> Say one word an you’ll be sleeping on the couch till New Years.OK so, I just wanted to say that I really appreciate what you did for the girls and I. This year has just been, well not the best but the easiest we’ve had in a very long time. We didn’t have to worry about what we were eating, when we were sleeping, and God forbid who we had to sleep with in order to get out of something or other.You even went out of your way for Thanksgiving. I can’t remember the last time I saw Sonata and Aria eat that much. I know I put on a tough game but they’re all I have. So it kinda shocked me that Sonata has even taken to calling you the fourth member our little troop.What made it worse is even aria is talking about setting down roots here. She really likes working at the music store downtown.But anyway I’m getting off topic. Now, I know it’s not Christmas yet but I kind of came across the gifts you bought for us. You didn’t have to do that you know. Sure they’re not our real gems but that couldn’t have been cheap to get three of them.I’m sure the girls will love it. Because I know I did. But it also made me feel kind of guilty. Because I didn’t have anything to give you. So here I am. Dont go thinking this is going to be a regular thing between us.This is just the best, most intimate way I could show my gratitude.So, very early Christmas Anon
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>>33235419

That's nice but I don't think they'd appreciate a constant reminder of what they've lost or the shock of crushed hopes when they'd open up their presents and think they are their old gems.
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>wow adagio green panties?
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>>33235493
Nice, saved
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I’ve been trying to figure out what this scene conveys but I just can’t figure it out so why don’t you guys take a crack at it
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Dazzle edit? I don’t think we have a lot of sad dazzles
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>>33234618
A little pain releases a little bit of endorphins.
Hitting the cervix can make a woman pass out from the pain. The only reason why births aren't as painful as being kicked in the sack is more hormones than their brain can handle.
My headcanon is EG people are descendand from ponies.
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>>33235008
You remind me of the ancient astronaut anon from earlier.
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>>33235594

How much earlier?
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>>33235512
>Dazzlings were drug runners/dealers during the 1980s in Miami
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How do I send this meme to Adagio
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>>33236299
Tell her that you're not a gnoblin nor a gnelf
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>>33236327
Tfw you'll never gnome Adagio
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>>33236331
like this?
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>>33234905
>This post
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>>33236373
It's a perfectly reasonable question
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Not Sorry.
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>>33236340
Yes
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Would you still be there for her /dzg/
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>>33235538
What's going on in this picture
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>>33236855
>she was drunk and actually raped you and hasn't seen you in months
yes
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>>33234004
Looks like she ate too many krabby patties.
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>>33236855
if it were Aria or Sonata? sure.

Adagio? fuck no.
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>>33236855

Depends on who is the father.
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>>33236855
Would you still be there for all of them?
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>>33236861
Cancer patient it seems
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>>33236127
Well they couldn’t have been that good since it seems they were sluming it at the beginning of the movie. I wonder who they pissed off?
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Did anyone ever pastebin the WW2 AnonxAdagio green
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I wonder how Hype and Fife are doing.
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>>33237316
>This picture
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>>33237331
Just got off the phone with Hype and Fife and they said to tell you that they think you're a dork and to stop wondering about what they do. They said I'm cool though. Their words not mine.
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>>33237337

Wot, you scared of having kids?
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>>33237435

You're just being catty because nobody gives a shit about you.
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>>33237318
Is that supposed to be like chemotherapy looks pretty goofy
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>>33237330
That pastebin hasn't been updated in a long ass time
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>>33237694
Idk it looks like only if those IV stands I think
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>>33237694

Something something a slutghost from a Scooby Doo show before she died.
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I'd ask for an Aria edit again but I'm pissed about nothing ever getting done here, so I'll make one myself and not share it.
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>>33238342
Anon, you are aware that this isn't a drawthread, right?
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>>33238368

It's a dazzle thread with a bunch of drawfags.
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https://i.imgur.com/9aSfND8.png
Enjoy
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Not Sorry.
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>>33238395
Not really. The only one that posts with anything resembling regularity is Mayde.
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>>33238413

>Mayde
>resembling regularity
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>>33238417
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>>33237318
Oops couldnt help it
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Looks like the minis will be discontinued and replaced by these. Now we'll never get Aria and Sonata minis.
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>>33238397
I like the idea of the three of them being casually and comfortably naked around each other. Not sexually ofc.
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>>33238581
Maybe Hasbro will finally throw us a bone and make a Dazzlings set?
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>>33238397
aw
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>>33238483
Amazing edit
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>>33238342
I don't like doing lewd edits but honestly really good edits like this shouldn't be unappreciated >>33238483
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>>33238413
Dude we have a decent amount of artist that share their work shut up lmao
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>>33238342
>I'm pissed about nothing ever getting done here, so I'll make one myself and not share it.
That's typically how you do it. post your /r/'s in the drawthread lmao
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>>33238483
>mfw my post got edited
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>>33238707
>Making content and not sharing it
when's the new tool album?
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>>33238645

I appreciate that someone is contributing. What frustrates me is the futility of asking and I'm letting it out.

>>33238707

The only time I had luck in a drawfag thread in any board was back in 2012.
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>>33238342
What relation does this have to her?
>>33238645
Lewd edits can be good but I like the happy ones.
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>>33238715
go fuck yourself
>>33238808
>The only time I had luck in a drawfag thread in any board was back in 2012.
maybe your requests are just too uninteresting and obscure.
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>>33238483
Cans you make aria edit of dis?
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>>33239610

You sound like you're taller than the tallest tree.
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>>33239875
Garbage
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>>33239610
I might give this a try since we already have a Sonata one. lol
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>>33239875
Puke
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>>33239610
>Aria
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>>33239610
>Not Sonata
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Have a poof then
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>>33240724
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Somebody please make a dazzling edit of this!
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>>33241121
Seconding. Please include cutie marks!
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>>33241121
Is it bad I recognise those 2hus?
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>>33241131
Fug, didn't even notice those were 2hu's until you noticed it out

>tfw I recognize them too now
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>>33241379
Strong shoulders Dazzles
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>>33240724
Good taste
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>All these requests
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>>33242329

Shame about the lack of deliveries.
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>>33242329
>>33242532
https://www.amazon.com/Ultrathin-Graphic-Digital-Drawing-Pressure/dp/B01BA6XQI0/ref=sr_1_18?ie=UTF8&qid=1543690393&sr=8-18&keywords=graphic+tablet&refinements=p_72%3A2661618011
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>>33242547
I'd actually recommend spending a little more for the huion h420 if your looking into budget drawling tablets
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>>33242547

It doesn't ship to my country but for 20$ I'd buy it even though I can't draw.
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If I made a Dazzling show, it'd have PSAs at the end. Mostly giving antimessages or being right for the wrong reasons. "Don't do drugs. You lose money by using your own merch" or "Never shoplift. Small fries".
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>>33242619
Now this I can get behind.
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>>33242619
They could be given by a different dazzle at the end of each episode, and have them suit each dazzle and how she speaks.
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Not Sorry.
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>>33242948
Wtf Adagio got smol titty not Aria
Reee
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>>33243456
so does aria have the bigger titties?
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>>33243598
She's got more of an average bust size but she got a nice ass tho
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>>33241131
No. It means you have taste in vidya.
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>>33243598

No, I have the bigger titties!
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>Anon. you chased me. And pursued me, sent me countless gifts. And when you finally decide to take me by force, you do this.......I am both relieved and disappointed
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>>33243880
Sauce? This is LITERALLY my most fucking sensual fetish that seems nearly nonexistent.
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Feeeeeeeeeedddddddd usssssss
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>>33243900
>P-Please feed us...
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>>33243925
Just look at those hungry girls
I'm sure they'd love some nice tasty fish
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>>33243947
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>>33243900
I knew I reconized that look ; )
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>>33244061
>)
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Proto-Adagio.
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Requesting Aria rushing in and saving Adagio.
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>>33243714
L
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>>33235392
Make a Mistake with Me is still my favorite.
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>>33243947
Sharks love fish. Do crocodiles eat fish? Horses eat chicks sometimes.
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>>33235392
Most things Fife has made.
There's one someone made a while ago where the Dazzlings were kids and Anon was their dad that I really liked.
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Requesting an edit of this.
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>>33244411
I know the one you're talking about, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called.
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>>33243880
I want adagio in like the next pannel or some shit wearing a shirt that says
"I got abducted and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
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>>33245652
>When Adagio gains weight, it ends up mostly in her boobs, turning her minuscule molehills into mammoth mountains
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>>33245740
More like Adagio moves to Miami and finally gets a well deserved titty job
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>>33239610
Here ya go!
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>>33245933
Legend
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>>33244762
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>>33245933
Very fucking good
>>33246027
Lel
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Can i equest this picture with the dazzlings? in this order: Aria, Adagio and Sonata

>here is an unfinished picture:
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2018/10/5/1848973.jpeg
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>>33246475
>hey /dzg/ name my band
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>>33246504
>name my band
nope, draw it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>33246475

That is beeyond my abileteys.
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>>33246531
>tfw bleep bloop ayys break the water pipes again
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>>33246631

Right? Then the expedition comes along and conquers the north pole. Put they're bros, so they let you have your water.
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>You steamroll the Martians
>Then weeks later you discover that you can research their language and eventually engage in diplomacy

I'm replaying the game and I only now discovered the Martians get lightsabers if you leave them alone enough.
I want Mayde to draw Beastman Matriarch porn. No feet this time. They have like three hooves on each leg instead of feet.
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>>33245933
Yo, it has been done!
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Not Sorry.
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>>33245933
Thanks bro!
>>33241121
Still waiting on dis preferably aria left,adagio middle and sonata right if someone is up for it!
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>>33246939

"Don't worry son, it's a shallow coast. Look. The pony's head is above water. Go splash a little."
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>>33246939
Very cute
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I only like New Getter Robo. And Shin Getter's design.
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>>33247492
At first I thought this was an underboob.
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>>33247569

Nah, I'm just shit at drawing. It's a top. Underboobs are a thing of beauty though.
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>>33247604
All angles of boob are things of beauty
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Fun facts?
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>>33248670
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An actor in Nazi Germany lost his job for being a literal Jew. So, to enact his revenge, he went of to the alps, grew his beard out, and dyed all his hair by bathing in diluted hydrogen. He then returned to the stage claiming to be a self-taught peasant actor and was praised by the Nazis as "proof the superiority of Aryan Blood."

fuckin got'em
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Temperature can affect your appetite, and you're more likely to eat more when it's cold.

In Switzerland, they have a system known as direct democracy. It's where the citizens can just disregard the government and hold national votes to create their own laws or even overturn those of the government.

The Lion King was originally going to be called "King of the Jungle", but then they realized lions don't live in jungles, they live in the savanna.
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>>33248679
>>33248703
>you're more likely to eat more when it's cold.
Then why is everyone in South Texas fat as shit. It's humid and hot as fuck year round
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During the Great Depression, a businessman convinced abunch of poorfag families in a smol town in Florida to buy Coca-Cola shares. The town is now filled with "secret coke millionaires"

There has been research! It found out that there really isn't a "right thing" to say when you want to be supportive. Trying too hard to say the right thing could lead you to making it worse. Just your mere presence and sympathy is good enough.

When the Mona Lisa was stolen in 1911, the empty space it left on the wall attracted more visitors than when the painting was there.
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>>33248718
That's a totally different story right there.
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Dogs actually like it when you speak to them in the silly high-pitched voice.

90% of the smart phones in Japan are waterproofed because people over there like to use them in the shower

The last French casualty of WW1, Mr. Augustin Trebuchon, was killed 15 minutes before the ceasefire at 11 in an attempt to tell his friends that hot soup is ready. But the armistice got to him.
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The first Indian restaurant in the UK predates the first fish and chips joint by at least 49 years, maybe even 50.

The common saying "you can't have your cake and eat it too" was originally phrased "you can't EAT your cake and HAVE it too." This conveys the meaning of the expression much more clearly, since once you eat it, you can no longer have it.

Mel Brooks, one of my favorite directors, was in the Army during WW2. He defused land mines on the American advancement on Germany.
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>>33248774
>Mel Brooks, one of my favorite directors
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>>33248774
Gib cake
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Psy initially refused to upload "Gangnam Style" to youtube, saying that he would be humiliated because he didn't have any international fans.

The shelves at grocery stores are rented by companies to put their products out. Eye level and perimeter are the most expensive.

As it turns out, elephants are good swimmers. There was once an elephant that got rescued in the ocean, 10 miles off the Sri Lanka coast. It got caught in a current, but the fucker kept swimming.

>>33248791
As soon as I get a new pan, I will make another breakfast worthy of posting. I got pie

who's up for lewd????
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Hair hair everywhere. we all have hair, whether you like it or not. Hair on your head, hair in your pits, hair on your face, and hair in your ass.

People have pondered at the presence of ass hair. Not the hair on your ass, the hair in it, as in the hair around the asshole. What should people do about it? can you shave it? The answer to this debacle is yes, BUT be prepared with the responsibilities that you have opened the door to.

Let me get more info and time on how to phrase this
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>>33248841
>and hair in your ass.
The bane of existence, ugh
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>>33248841
I wanna eat adagio's bush
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So 1:
There is a reason why it is there. Just like the hair in our pits and genitals, think of hair as a buffer. It is something to have in between skin-to-skin contact.

If there wasn't hair, say, around our dicks, then our balls would stick to our legs. Grills clits would rub against their panties every time they take a step. So take a moment of what your ass does when you walk... I'll wait
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The hair is there so that your ass cheeks don't chafe against each other. The ass skin rubbing against each other through the hot day, leads to "swamp ass".

You see, since there's no buffer between the ass cheeks, the body has to come up with a back up plan to where "how can I not irritate my ass?". So, you're spincter secretes an oil like substance to lube it up as a hair substitute until the hair grows back
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>>33248718
Bear mode isn't fat you wimp ass piece of beta.
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As I always say, "You don't realize what you have until you lose it."

Once upon a time, a wee decided to plunge into the dark arts of shaving their ass and pubes. Our protagonist's junk looks like a jumbo baby penis, although it is clean, it has nothing to hide, scarring those who lay eyes upon it.

wee also got to wee's ass. Smooth and glidey, but once you walk around a bit, things are damp. As time goes on, things start to chafe and grind, the stubble phase has started and you can grate cheese on that shit.
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Things stick and things get annoying, but this too shall pass. If one wants to get down and dirty, wee advises to wipe down often in the most convenient restroom, but be prepared for the biggest horror of all.

Just like a facial, it grows back, but slightly worse. So DO NOT completely shave it. Give it a trim, maintain it. Keep it under control, just like any other hair. Only on special occasions, when your girl wants to eat your ass, do her a favor, maybe you can get her to help.
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>>33248916
wee? I'm confused. and a little bit scared.
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This is a D̸̢̮̬̯̰̆͐̌͞ Ą̵͔̻̻̪̜̮̾̄́̏̒͡͝͝ͅ R̗͓̮̠̻̂͂̋́͆͌͘̕͟ K̛̰͎̻͍͛̄̉͋̇̀̀̚͟͞ Â̡̝̦̜̝̪͇̥̺͋̎̇̂ R̢̙̞̙̝̪͖͐͌̓̕͟͝ Ţ̴̪̣̹̪̗̜̀́̃͜͞͞


It takes the finesse and precision of a surgeon, and dexterity to work around the crevices and reach around. It is something to plan for. One slip up and you will regret everything. I legit had a friend that was trying to shave his dick, one slip later, he had a hair in a place where it shouldn't. As time passed, it has done it's work and he had to get work done
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>>33248916
>Wee has a dick
I knew it!
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>>33248891
I keked at swamp ass!
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Now enough of that, time for normal facts

Male humpback whales found in U.S. waters sing complex songs during the winter in waters near Hawaii, in the Caribbean, and elsewhere. They're looking for the ladies and their songs can last up to 20 minutes and can be heard miles away.

Depending on the species of dolphin, gestation takes nine to 17 months. After birth, dolphins are super maternal and have been observed nestling and cuddling their young.
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Last facts, along with wise words from wise anon

>We make too many wrong mistakes.

>You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

>No one goes there anymore, it gets too crowded.

So 2:
wee is a she
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Last last facts

Male dolphins would often try to impress girl dolphins by giving them a sponge as a gift. It's the Male Australian humpback that presents huge marine sponges to their favorite girls, but they sometimes get so excited that they would throw their sponges at their desired mate.
They would even work in pairs with other guys, making them one of the only species besides humans to have a wingman!

Mayde a bae

Sal es muy malo

EQG Season 2!!!
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>>33249052
>the "ex" socailist Glimmer throws away facts
Poetry.
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>>33249052
yo, artist friends should do the dazzlings trying to give somebody a gift but getting so excited that they just chuck it at them.
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>>33249341
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Not Sorry.
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It's been years. Why can't I stop thinking about the dazzlings?
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>>33249396
It's because you're under their spell.
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>>33237695
No i mean one wear Adagio ended up pregnant at the end by fucking flash
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>>33250032
>Adagio ended up pregnant at the end because flash raped her.
ftfy
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hey dazzlords, tumblr's killing adult blogs in like a week and a half, back up the ones you follow, i suggest this tool:

https://github.com/johanneszab/TumblThree/releases/tag/v1.0.8.63
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>>33250830
All the only nsfw dazzle blog worth a damn on Tumblr is wee's and all of dazzles are on derpi anyway.
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Not Sorry.
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>>33250830

The aporncalypse has been going on for a while now. /aco/ is pissed. Both the drawfags and the common wankers. Tumblr is going back to it's roots of being a safe haven for landwhales with pink hair and blue armpits.

>>33250972

Wee's stuff isn't as good as it used to I think.
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>>33251292
>Wee's stuff isn't as good as it used to I think.
The last stuff posted to derpi was pretty good. Though that's not to say that it's her most current work.
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I want to impregnate Dagi and start a family with her.
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>Dazzling videogame
>The Dazzlings perform a mystical ritual to gain power
>And die
>Their souls get sucked out of their bodies and into the afterlife
>They find themselves in limbo because despite their evil intentions, their actions' impact has been small due to their bad luck
>Unlike most inhabitants, the trio has retained it's motivation and so decides to leave
>All that's stopping them is the Equillibrium Lord and his Limbo Legion
>The Dazzlings have gotten some power from the botched ritual and each plays slightly differently
>The girls eventually beat EL and the LL
>A celestial bureaucrat appears and thanks them
>The Equillibrium Lord was not the real authority of the place but instead some guy who'd moved in and taken over
>As a reward, the Dazzlings are reverted back to their normal, pre-ritual selves
>The girls go out to grab a bite and look for another way to get themselves in trouble in pursuit of power

>>33251361

Burn the wee!
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>>33251292
And /pol/. They've become like an octopus creeping into every corner and having their sleeper cells in every tag.
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Requesting Dazzling edit
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>>33251547

Upboated
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>>33250343
Still, was a pastebin ever made for that green?
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>>33251697
I wish I knew.
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>Tumblr cracking down on nsfw
They have shot themselves in the foot
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>always heavily declined the thought of making a tumblr for posting nsfw doodles
>have said multiple times "it doesn't seem like a stable place for art"
>actually got into arguments a few times because i dont move to tumblr
>tumblr fucking dies
>me rn
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>>33252793
A golden smug Adagio for (You), sir
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Guys, what's the difference between pixel art and scaling a pic down?
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>>33252926
I don't know what?
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>>33252808

I Wonder what she's thinking
>This Anon over there seem alone and sad
>He would fall so hard under my spell, he would never know what happened to him until we have 5 childrens, a home and we've both hit retirement
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>>33252961
I am lost in her movements.
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>>33252961
>you just KNOW there was an animator who animated this
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>>33252967
>>33252986

>Look at my hips Anon
>Look deeeeply into the diamond ... no not the one around my neck.
>Yeeeeessss, the other one.
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>>33252926
Pixel art is trying to capture the perfect amount of detail, while also keeping it readable.
Scaling a pic down is just scaling a pic down. All it does is bring the resolution lower while attempting to keep the same amount of detail as the full sized image. By the time you scale it down to what would be considered "pixel art", you'd just have a blurry mess of vague pixels of varying values.
also pixel art is for scrubs. lern 2 draw &nd git gud
>>you just KNOW there was an animator who animated this
that's typically how they do it, anon
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>>33253017
>the other one

ME!ME!ME!

>>33253027

I was thinking more along the lines of 250x250p textures. Any idea how I can turn a downscaled pic into pixel art? I made >>33246027 and I drew some of the details over a downscaled screenshot. Perhaps I could do the same?
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>>33253027
>Pixel art is for srubs
Kys you Gaylord Canadian fuck
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>>33252961
God I wish that we're me
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https://i.imgur.com/ytYaBw5.png
Enjoy
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Enjoy
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>>33248752
>Dogs actually like it when you speak to them in the silly high-pitched voice.
All i ever needed to know
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>>33253027
Stfu Mayde pixel art is valid
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>>33253847

>Adagio is brewing an evil brew
>She leaves for a minute
>You cum inside, thinking she's cooking a soup to eat
>Adagio returns
>Something emerges from the pot
>"Yees...YEEEES! Come forth, count Dracula, and strike down my enemi-...What?! Noooo!"
>It's Dacula
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Whoopsy daisy, I misspelled it.
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>>33253169
I hated that animation.
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>>33254366
>Adagio is trying to summon an ancient vampire
>You fuck it up so bad she actually summons a Scottish shitposter
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>>33235512
Something to do with Grand theft auto?
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>>33254507

I liked the initial dance (except for the stupid T mouth), the triangular club tunnel, and the ending part with the floating Ormagoden stage and the tit guns.
I really disliked the protagonist's suit and how he didn't get his hotblood on in the last part. Or how he was treating his cutting surface as an ashtray and how he was an ectomorph. He is a bundle of shit I hate.
I think a drawing of Adagio as the naked armchair lady with the heels would look great. It fits her character perfectly.
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>>33254783
I actually really like this picture. I might do an Adagio piece based off it.
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>"Hm? Oh, you came. Let's get something straight before we start. This isn't a date, got it?"

>>33254959

That's a warframe model in SFM. Here's the original video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gkrxkKN6Vqs
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https://derpibooru.org/1897937
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Not Sorry.
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>>33253169
>>33254783
>>33255016
I remember why I hate the animation. It has a story of a boyfriend trying to save his gf who got onto frugs and he somehow feels guilty because of that. That and it's thots.
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>>33256232

I thought it was about a guy who broke up with a wife material gf who wouldn't do premarital for the sake of cheap fucks with random sloots and is beating himself over it, with the masked chick representing his lust that consumed him.
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>>33256393
That would make so much more sense.
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I wonder if the tumblr purge will put an end to Ponut's other projects and make him return.

>>33256515

If only I could had spoken to the Franxx team. As time passes I become more convinced that an idea they were setting up but didn't deliver on was near successful coincidence.
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>>33257238
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>>33254783
>>33256232
>>33256393
>>33256515
>>33256784
I would say that the use of interesting perspective and strong poses makes it fucking sweet tho. the animation is pretty incredible
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>>33251549
jesus fuck that is an old pic
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>>33257247
So that's where Sonata went.
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>>33257247
Interesting
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>>33255016
This video pleases Slaanesh!
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>>33256232
>>33256393
I thought it was about addiction
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>>33222140
I hate to be annoying about this but we need more artists

Even if your not super confident in your artistic abilities you should do it! This was suppose to
just be a fun little thing for the thread so don't take it srs

we also got figgot to say that he's gonna do something for the project as well but no promises
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>>33257256
>"Sonata! Stop trying to bully poor Anon, you're terrible at it."
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>>33257899
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>>33257899
Reverse-bully her.
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>>33257899

>One day Adagio goes to school and gets laughed at
>People are pointing at her ass
>Anon wrote "Dad's trophy" on the back of her pants
>The next day anon gets laughed at
>People are pointing at his face
>He has "Adagio's seat" written on it
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>>33258192
>Adagio is your mother.
>Your Aunts have started bullying you since you began fifth-grade.
>Momdagio calls Aunt Aria a bull-dike and Aunt Sonata a dumb slut, then tells you to start bullying them back.
>You start by bullying Sonata.
>Aunt Sonata starts crying and Momdagio laughs at her.
>when you try to bully Aunt Aria she slams you against the wall and starts kissing you roughly.
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>>33258431

I prefer my headcanon about Aria being a laid back aunt who bonds with her nephew when they're alone.
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>>33258572
What do you think Aria and Anon do after
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>>33258803
Go out for fast food and see movies.
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>>33258572
I prefer my headcanon about them neither blood related nor pedophile.
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Which would you go for?
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>>33259573
Neither, Aria
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>>33259578
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>>33259711
What's so disgusting, Aria?
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>>33259828
Finals week

>>33259828
yes
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>>33259955
>Finals week
This
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>>33260012
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>>33259573
gimme dat human booty.
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>>33259578
patrician taste, friend.
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Good luck on finals friends
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Not Sorry.
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>>33259573
Both, nigga.
Fug the human.
Hug the pony.
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>>33259573
Ay where's siren Adagio?
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>>33259573

Both. The pony for pets and the human for children.
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>Aria is a trap
>With the best ass around
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>>33258420
I want Adagio to sit on my face
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>>33260966

Actually Adagio would write the name of the fattest chick with the grossest ass on your face.

>>33260940

If traps had proportions like these then there'd be a lot more gays in the world.
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>>33259573
>no hooves
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>>33259573
Fish monster>human>horse
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>>33249341
Why is Aria black?
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>>33261158
Because muh diversity?
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>>33261158
>>33261245
>not wanting a choco grump
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>>33222140
My entry
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>>33261258
>not wanting glorious trueform fish-grump
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>>33261347
Nice!
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Quick edit.
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>>33261364
She thicc
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>>33260940
>>33261105
No homo but I would unironically fuck trap aria into a babbling mess
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>>33261643

I'd screw Kevinsano's futa Adagio silly.
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>>33261740
Big tiddy, or little tiddy?
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>>33261782
One big tit and one small tit.
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>>33261804
Based and Slaaneshpilled
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>>33261782

Pick one.
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>>33261931
Little tiddy Adagio for me thanks.
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>>33261946
Yea I like my adagio titties bite sized
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>>33261977
Flat is justice!
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>>33222100
That ship is just as bad as the raity jack ship.
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>>33261258
There's a genetic reason to want someone who looks like you.
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>>33262213

Narcissism?
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>>33262213
>"different bad"
>t. NPC
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>>33262213
It's also a rule in magic(k). There are some who say ayylmaos also go by this.
It might be a universal rule and I bet sirens would only choose a mate if he was a siren as well. Unless they're actually ponies. Preferably earth ponies.
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https://i.imgur.com/mI9uqro.gif
Enjoy
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Full Res -->
https://derpibooru.org/1900926
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>>33263717
Who is this edgy weeb that waifus Adagio and why in a non-canonical form?
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>>33263717
I've been seeing that buffalo mo-fo lately. who's he?
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>>33263735
>>33263830
Some queer with lots of money like that guy that ships Spider-Man with Twilight.
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>>33261859
I wanna give that little sonata a hug and cook her a nice meal :)
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>>33263985
Really? I want to molest her fishpussy.
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>>33263991
Fish dont have pussies.
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>>33263005
Learn meme definitions, newfag.
NPCs are literally unable to endorse staying within your own group of people and it's because the media says it's so.
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>>33264037

>"They do now. Want to give it a test drive?"

>>33262063

All shipping is bad, and this goes double for gay shipping.
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>>33264381
>All shipping is bad, and this goes double for gay shipping.
Fucking this^
t. Used to be a shipper
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>>33262063
>>33264381
>>33264414
Unpopular opinion: shipping with Anon is just as, if not more, autistic and terrible.
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>>33264441
Shipping with Anon is mostly a way for waifufags to live out their fantasies no matter how degenerate they may be.
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>>33264441
>>33264483

One of the reasons why I usually write Anon as a loser or a loon is to keep away from wish fulfillment. I remember the first years of AiE stories. There were a few alright ones, but many ranged from cringe to saddening. The later was because some people faced problems irl and they wrote how the ponies and their magic would help them overcome them.
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>>33264228
That's the co-opted /pol/ cancer usage
It's a meme about how some are literally incapable of thinking critically and introspectively about their own beliefs and can be applied to any number of political ideologies
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>>33264555
>It's a meme about how some are literally incapable of thinking critically and introspectively about their own beliefs

So leftists.
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>>33264441
>>33264483
Just let us enjoy ourselves besides being into MLP is already autistic enough anyway.
Don't act like your better than us just because you like dyke shit.
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>>33264639
I'm >>33264483, and I actually enjoy Anon ships for the most part.
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Requesting Aria on the deck flopping like a fish.
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>>33261981
That's what a Tau would say!
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>>33264860
Commander Farsight did nothing wrong!
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>>33264867
Fuck you, you space weeaboo communist fish apologist
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>>33264873
Look, all I'm saying is if the Imperium genocides the entire Etherial cast, nothing of actual value would be lost.
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>>33263005
they say shit like "diversity is good" and "refugees welcome.". if you can explain why it's bad they get really angry.
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>>33264381
>>33264441
shipping used to be a hobby until the userbase decided that cuckoldry could be anything so they start self-inserting. self-inserts is one step removed from mary sue.
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>All this npc meme talk
Oh no, it hit mainstream like pepe
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>>33264867

Reminder that Farsight wants to drop Axis on Terra and Shadowsun will try to push it back with her Nu Battlesuit.

>>33264895

For a moment there I thought that was part of the Tau convo. If I could draw, a team of Arbites with a Genestealer Cult in front of them and a liberal crowd behind them. They'd be fighting to protect the crowd while it throws stuff at them and yells that refugees are welcome.
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New thread when
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>>33264944
We usually start a new thread around the time we hit page 8
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Not Sorry.
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>>33264944
>>33264955
Next thread image
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>>33264579
Palpable irony.
>>33264933
Of course it's mainstream anon. A meme that allows you to easily dehumanize anyone who doesn't agree with you is free real estate .
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>>33265099
>Palpable irony.

I could say the same about your butthurt.

>A meme that allows you to easily dehumanize anyone who doesn't agree with you

Like calling anyone you disagree with a fascist pig.
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>>33265236
>>33265236
>>33265236
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>>33265194
>Projecting this hard
Your inane, fallacious presuppositions don't amount to anything besides patting yourself on the back, but if you wanna have a one man argument then feel free.
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>>33265358

Your word salad only makes you sound like an idiot showing off with his new thesaurus.
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>>33265558
BIG BOY THINK HIS LACK OF WORD KNOW MAKE POINT WRONG
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>>33265558
I'm sorry anon, I didn't want to talk down to you on a topic you seemed to be taking seriously. Next time this happens I'll make sure to adjust my phraseology (word usage) according to your desired level of dialogue (talking).
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>>33265663

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

>>33265710

The value of words comes from their meaning, not their length.
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>>33265194
>>33265558
>>33265750
>Reddit spacing
>Condescending
Gee I wonder who this is
Hey next time, how about you don't use the Dazzlings in the next OP of your samefag general thread? Don't make us look bad.
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>>33265750
>The value of words comes from their meaning, not their length
No shit. Given that, you'd think it would be stupid to limit yourself to only simplistic verbiage and to instead use the words that fit your desire. Or, saying this for no reason in particular, straw manning the opinions of those you're interacting with and inserting your own simplistic, narrative fueled ones. Don't pretend you care about the content of the posts anon.
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>>33265821

Just a guy who fucked your screaming whore mother. Since when spacing between post quoting is reddit spacing?

>Condescending

You can diss it but you can't take it. I wasn't even as condescending.
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>>33265821
Kek
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>>33265865
Cry more faggot
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>>33265878

I haven't started.

>>33265850

Your point is so ugly that you have to dress it up for people to not reject it.



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