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Previous thread >>33189716

>Shouldn't it be Ponies ON Earth?
Yes, but PiE is tasty. The thread has had this name since 2012 and it helps convey that this is what you get when the formula for AiE is reversed.

>Please explain.
We ask what happens when one or more ponies (or changelings, or griffons, or something else) are placed in a setting where humans are the predominant species. How does one of those adapt to living in a society where they're the odd one out, and most items aren't designed for hooves?

Beyond that, it's all the writer's choice!

It can be anything between silly or grim, set in the far future or distant past, canon characters or OCs! Ponies could be as rare as bigfoot sightings or as common as next-door neighbors! Are humans friendly or skeptical of the new arrivals? Are they even new arrivals? Is the pony a creation of humans, as with Browser Ponies or Hassenfield Bioengineering? Is Anon around? Is he still a jackass?

The door's wide open, so come on in!

>I don't always see this thread on the board.
We'll post a new thread on the 14th of the month if one 404s early. Threads roll over into the next month if there's one already up. If there's demand, we'll make a new thread before the 14th. PiE is a part of the AiE threads if there's no PiE thread up.

>Who's this pegasus OC that keeps getting posted here?
Her name is Pillow Case. She was in one of the first PiE stories posted on 4chan and has become the thread mascot. She likes soft things and wearing her hoodie. Like many pegasi who enjoy flying, she doesn't bother styling her mane. She looks like a mess without her scrunchie.

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Useful links
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PiE Pastebin: pastebin.com/u/Ponies_in_Earth
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FAQ: pastebin.com/RjGxp6Mn
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PiE
Images: derpy.me/PiE_Pictures
Threads: derpy.me/PiEThreadArchive
Recommended Stories: pastebin.com/m8YWvb4k
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Authors: pastebin.com/KMbc65Zk
Images: derpy.me/BrowserPonies
Threads: derpy.me/BrowserPonyArchive
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Writing guides: pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
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>"VRRRRRRRRR"
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>>33200428
Strawberry, your phone is ringing.
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I want to tease java pone for not being a fully object oriented pone
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>>33200428
>>33200561
YOU MONSTERS
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>>33200734
Now I'm imagining Javapone as a yoga master. Not the kind you'd find meditating on top of a mountain, though. The kind you would find in a coffee shop that leads yoga classes on Thursdays and preaches about giving up one's attachment to their worldly desires while buying expensive coffee.
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>>33200420
>>Shouldn't it be Ponies ON Earth?
No
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>>33201282
I want to verify this information
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All right, getting back on topic from last thread:

What are the flight regulations for pega-poni and other flying creatures?
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>>33201282
TAIL
LIFTER
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>>33202987
Well, for starters, no flying around airports, because I don't think their cartoon physics can save poni or catbirb from being turned into a fine red mist after getting sucked into a jet engine, not to mention the expensive repairs the latter will need after such accident.
No flying at wire height, either stay close to the ground or go higher. While poni may wobble off mostly fine, they still caused a power outage for the entire block.
No flying over populated areas while carrying heavy or dangerous loads.
No messing with clouds or weather in general unless specifically told to and provided exact instruction on how to do it. Weather's wonky enough as it is without bunch of ponies turning nature's crazy dial up to eleven.
No breaking of sound barrier over populated areas, unless done at high altitude. Rainbow Dash gets no special treatment.
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>>33203025
>Fine red mist
>Cartoon physics

I'd say they're more likely to come out the back of the engine battered and covered in soot. This is still an event we'd all like to avoid.
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>>33204038
This. We don't go fluffies, poni get small bruises, ruffled mane and a huge scrunch
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>"What happened, kid?! You coulda' stopped the storm king!"
>'I missed the part where that's my problem.'
Jesus christ, Raimi Poni
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Poni is turnt on crisp, cool water.
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>>33202987
Poni cannot fly into Class B or where local ordnance prohibits it
Poni must have transponder and/or two-way communication with ATC to fly in Class A or C so they don't accidentally fly into a plane or get hit with wake turbulence unprepared
Class D is fine
Poni cannot fly through an airport's approach/departure corridors
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Pony sex&cuddle brothels!
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>>33206289
Why not make it a restaurant as well?
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Face it. Pony stock images are superior to human ones.
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>>33206458
And yet they have the same cliches.
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>"Alright, what's this horseapples Lyra won't stop blithering about, Anon?"
>"..Magic? You? You'll have to forgive me if I'm skeptical on the ma-, MARE ALIVE IN TARTARUS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR THUMB!?"
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>>33207216
>"N-Now, what are you doing, is there something on my f- "SWEET CELESTIA'S ASS, GIVE ME BACK MY NOSE!"
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>>33206395
Chubby slutty ponny
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LUIGI, LOOK!
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Poni said no talkie before coffee
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>>33210042
Fun fact: coffee wasn't native to Equestria according to the comics.

>>33209247
>That filename
Wendy's Hotel?
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>>33210098
>Multitude of substances not found in Equestria
>The Princesses indulge, given their immortality and resistance to most anything harmful
>"Hey sunbutt, how're thin-..that's uh, that's kind of a lot of sugar for one cup of coffee, don't you think?"
>'What?Noc'monplusit'snotsugarit'scocainegosh....GGKK.'
>"..You're putting cocaine in your coffee?"
>'WELL THE CIGARETTES KEEP GOING OUT WHEN I DO IT!'
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>>33210102
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

She's immortal though, so she should be fine. The rest of them maybe not so much.
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>>33200428
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>>33210102
>something something hallucinogens
>something something Equestria's sun collides with the planet
>fortunately cartoon physics are in place and there is no damage beyond a few fires and a number of sunburned ponies are making scrunchfaces
>next day Princesses are subdued and apologetic
>next day, weed
>Princesses forget to lower sun or raise moon and spend entire day playing video games and eating junk food
>next day, Princesses are subdued, apologetic, and about fifteen pounds heavier
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Threadly reminder that winners just say 'no' to drugs.
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>>33210428
Is licking pony's crotch out a drug
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>>33210428
Poni's taking big ass hits cuz a winner never quits
So those that used to diss her in the past are havin fits
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>>33210438
I wonder if a poni rapper could make it in the industry?
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>>33212070
It could be adorable and fit right in with the tone of PiE.

More realistically I am thinking there would be accusations of "cultural appropriation," but then again, I come to poni to escape a real world that seems ever darker and more hopeless.
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I like P.i.E.
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>>33212133
>Cultural appropriation

We just need another culture with a history of being oppressed and feared. Problem solved.


>You push down on the button again
>A soft squeak comes from the speakers as you cue up your microphone to speak into the recording booth
"Daaaamn. I never thought I'd hear B.I.G. in the flesh. That was a religious experience."
>"My magic isn't the only thing about me that's fire."
"For real. All right. One more take before I bring this to the executives. Let's hear you do uhhhhh... Missy Elliot."
>"I can do covers all day. I want to do a verse I wrote with MY voice."
>What's there to lose?
>She's already got three perfect takes of stuff you gave her
"All right. Let's hear it."
>Her throat glows green for a split second
>"Y'all want to make it to the top? Take it from someone who's been there. You don't want it even close to as much as I do."
>She shifts her stance a little to get right up to the mic
>You've seen this sort of posture before
>It's about blood flow or Qi or something
>Hell, it might actually be Qi
>She's a magic bug horse
>Whatever it is, she's about to spit it hard and fast
>"I was a queen, my people's prophet 'til it all crumbled and toppled. I'm coming back, there ain't no stoppin.' Beats and jaws will keep on droppin'."
>"She know who she is. She know what she did. Ruined my life. Made freaks of my kids."
>"Plotted and planned. Taking a stand. Salting the earth so you can't use the land."
>"You gave up your town. You knock off my crown. I know how you doin' because word gets around."
>"A single room. It's almost squalor. You've got next to nothing and I'mma rake in the dollars."
>"Wanna put you down like a dying dog. I hold back my mercy even though it's hard."
>"Can't wait to see your face so I can watch you get livid 'cause revenge is as cool as the ice I'll have and the life I'll be living."
>Hot damn
>That was like a pressure washer full of anger and passion
>She is GOOD
"You're so hired. I love it."
>"I can tell."
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>>33214282
Bugs are underrated, they would be perfect spies
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>>33214404
Yeah until terminix shows up
>"Whoa whoa whoah! W-Who's this guy?!"
>'Just the exterminator, he's going to put down some gluetraps, no cause for alar-'
>"No cause for alarm?! WHAT IF MY RELATIVES SUDDENLY DECIDE TO VISIT ME AT WORK?"
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Arryanne in Earth: sensitivity training edition.
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>>33214452
No one said you had to like them, just don't go full 1488 when they're around.
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>>33214452
I believe walking out with her for first few weeks every time would end with taking her to a private place and paddling her white butt to the red glowing state. Not because I like black or Jewish people, but to give her the taste of what raging liberals could do to her.
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>>33214404
>"Keep your voice down, and turn on the water in the bathroom before you speak!"
"Wat."
>he points at the Changeling in the corner
>the Changeling smiles and waves back
>"This room is bugged."
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>>33214701
Usually they at least try to hide.
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>>33215527
Where can I get such a tiny, cute bug
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>>33216339
You can usually find them out on the street in little cardboard boxes labeled "free to a loving home" or something along those lines.

Changelings are ideal pets. You barely need to feed them solid food and their hive mentality makes them naturally loyal. The hive mentality usually means they'll try to bring half a dozen or more of their brood along with them if you adopt one, but they don't take up too much space.
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>>33216809
Sounds fun, I take 10
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>>33216809
Wouldn't they compete with cats for the spot of family's love sink with emotionless and occasionally contemptuous stare?
>'lings begin studying cats' behavior to improve their chances of adoption
>internets are slowly being filled with videos of bugponies acting silly and being adorable
>at least half of the videos are filmed by changelings themselves
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>>33217672
>The most valuable thing they learn from cats is the most reliable way to subdue a human
>Wait for them to sit down and fall asleep in the human's lap
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>>33218211
You can cuddle without turning your face into puzzle
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>>33217543
You get fifty. I hope you have a large basement or a lot of closets.
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>>33214452
I'd try to unnazi her
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>>33219495
Theyll probably help fight the spiders at least.
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poni is very super famous (super famous, super famous)
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Trixie wouldn't be so easy to handle on Earth
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>>33221087
What do you mean by "handle?" I think she'd love it here. She's the sort of pony that would be right at home on instagram and other sites like that.
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>>33221816
But she can't handle rejection, she almost committed suicide in the show
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>"Anon. Don't you remember?"
>'Maud, please, I'm driving-'
>"Anon, we built this city."
>'Yeah, I know, you haven't stopped singing it since you heard it. 5 minutes ago.'
>"We built this city. We built this city on rock and roll."
>'Fantastic..'
>"We built, We built this city-..you too, Boulder, c'mon."
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>>33221889
This is true. I still think she'd feel constantly validated by her Great and Numerous fanbase.
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>>33223478
>internet haters
>suicide games
>scams
I don't think internet is a good place for poni. Is there a family friendly site where poni can read interesting and verified stuff, talk, and play sfw games?
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>>33223849
Are you saying there would need to be a sort of hub for pon? A safe place they could connect to, where they would be able to find what they want easily?
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>As ponies join internet gaming montages experience renesance.
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>>33224455
Am I going to have to hear Dreamscape no. 9 on repeat for hours and hours again?

>>33224242
This sounds like a good idea that cannot possibly go wrong.
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>>33224455
Nice digits but those are still already a thing because of twitch.
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>>33224242
Wait, didn't we have something like that a while ago? I'm all for bringing it back if that's what you're proposing. Press F to pay respects
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>>33227447
>"Oooh, sorry, see Coltcast doesn't provide premium pony channels in their basic package..."
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>>33228343
Do I at least get Earth-Equus TV in the basic package? My last cable package let me DVR Sunshine Smiles' "Up At Noon" and Moonlight Raven's "The Witching Hour" so I can watch both sisters' shows back to back. Grampa's gonna get grumpy if he misses his TV shows.
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I demand a comfy story.
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Turnt that shit up had the bass cold bumpin
Cruisin' thru the east side south of Compton
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>>33230195
>canon Celestia only has fourteen feathers on each wing

I wouldn't have believed it, but--
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>>33231163
What is pilly eating? Is it full of sugar? I worry about what pilly would do under the influence of a sugar rush.
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>>33231163
Looks like a Slime Rancher species.
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>>33231163
She is nothing if not adorable.
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Bump
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What if those pesky Ponies get together and start demanding stuff.. like the right to vote... They could swing elections while humans fight... They might even form a Party...
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>>33232806
>pony immigrants form a party
>nobody believe in them
>but everybody vote for them in a act of desperation
>they actually won
>after 3 months effects of anti corruption program is already seen
>all wars end through diplomacy
>medicine and education get boost
>social programs help to find an actually pleasant job
>when second term comes to a close constitution is rewritten
>due increased synergy your country puts pressure on other countries to improve ecological situation
>poverty is gone
>hunger is gone
>colonisation of mars is ongoing
>the future is bright
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>>33232867
>Colonisation of Mars

That would take a while to get started. Ponies would definitely help, though.

>Celly and Lulu go to a joint conference of the space agencies
>"So the main thing keeping Mars from being terraformed is solar wind, correct?"
"Yes, your highness. It keeps thinning the atmosphere and- What are you doing with your horn?"
>"Negotiating with the sun."
"wat."
>"Venus has way too much atmosphere. I'm seeing if it can do something about that."
"W-we already have a plan for colonizing Venus using helium balloons to keep the colonies above the acidic lower layers of atmosphere."
>"A short term solution, but, the pegasi might like that! Can we call one of the colonies New Cloudsdale?"
"Uhh... probably?"
>"Okay, I'll tell it that you actually wanted something different... How about Mercury? The sun doesn't really need anything with an atmosphere. It just wants a stress b- Luna, what are you doing with *your* horn?"
>"Arranging Phobos and Deimos to create a magnetic field for Mars and positioning a few water-rich fragments from the asteroid belt for later use."
>"Oh. Very proactive of you."
>"You have your fun inside the asteroid belt. Just you wait until we get to the gas giants and their dozens of moons!"
>"They're just suns that don't burn! You'll still need my help with the radiation!"
>"Your assistance will be appreciated with that. I'll take care of the rest."
"This feels like cheating."
>"Should we stop?"
"NO!"

Also, Pinkie would be the head of the Pony Political Party. Because she's Pinkie.
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>>33233153
>there is no corruption because everyone is satisfied
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>>33231163
>tail lifter
>no tail
n-nandatte
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>>33233416
Does she lift other ponies' tails?
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>>33233153
>Martian colony will still declare independence after becoming self-sufficient
>not for any political reason, but simply to spite Earth like a moody rebellious teenager
>despite ponies' kindness, belter ponies and humans will be still looked at as weird
>both due to their lanky build from low gravity in habitats, and because of their unintelligible creole that no one except them can possibly hope to understand
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>>33200420
>Yes, but PiE is tasty.
It's not and you are fucking retarded for keeping this bullshit.
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>>33234053
Thanks for the bump, dawg!
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>>33234053
I don't know what kind of pies you've been eating to think they're not tasty. I do agree that switching the thread's theme to something like Ponies outside Equestria might draw a wider audience.

>>33233707
>Celestia is a Martian
holy shit somebody call Alex Pones
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>>33204038
>>33204551
Why are people more concerned about the pegasus in illegal airspace than the 250-ton 1000km/h-traveling 400-passenger-carrying aluminum monster?
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>>33234987
Ponies are listed as an endangered species.
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>>33234987
The pony is cuter.
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>>33234987
Because pon is soft, delicate and cute.
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>"You want door fix, man of spider?"
>"Yes, I fix door..."
Jesus christ, Raimi
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Where can I get a new garden variety Pillow Case? I think mine is defective
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>>33237486
This Pillow Case is in good shape, the sticking tongue means she is in playful mood or she wants sex
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>>33237486
What this guy said, except for the bit about sex. Only a raised tail is an indicator of that >>33237564

Unless your Pillow Case is stuck in Blep Mode and does not or can not initiate a Mlem, she is functioning as intended.
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YOU MONSTERS
I CAN HEAR IT
I CAN HEAR THE INFERNAL BUZZING
IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS
WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF STRAWBERRY
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>>33237791
She is beyond our help now, beyond our thoughts.
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>>33237791
At this point she impregnated herself
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The Capitalistmas season is upon us! Okay, it has been for the last couple of months but that's all about quarterly profits. How does pone handle this festive time of year?
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Poner is sad.
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>>33241757
Why? I gave her a daily dose of love
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>>33241788
That's the changeling, dummy. Poner is sad because there are too many holidays and she doesn't know which one to celebrate the most.
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>>33239599
>"Hello, friend! I just moved in next door, and I'm under a court order to-"
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>>33241972
Silly pony! The best holiday is of course THE DAY OF THE VICTORY, REMOVE WURST FROM THE PREMISES
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>>33241972
>>33242393
poni you cannot celebrate the 4th of armstice-oween-giving-mas everyday.
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>The best holiday is of course THE DAY OF THE VICTORY
Of agreeing tovarish.
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PILK
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>>33243514
Pillow Case milk? Ew.
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>>33244316
>he doesn't want to "Taste the comfy©"
Absolute pleb.
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>>33243514
I want to pretend to be a foal, climb on Pilly's bed, shove my face between her hindlegs and suck on those small titties
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>>33218369
I've been handling my cats since they were born. If you really want a snuggle bug cat, you need to socialize them from birth.


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>>33234060
The first green I ever read about her, was her pissing herself in the middle of a forest... That's all I remember, and now I can never get into her because of it.
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>>33245842
C'mon she was in the middle of a forest, everywhere is the bathroom.
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>>33246624
I wonder if ponies would find naturalism an attractive philosophy?
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>>33247628
It would definitey clash with humans being obsessed with wearing clothes and using bathrooms
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>"Clothes should be, like, a method of expression. You'd only need to wear clothes if they match your mood. Wear your heart on your sleeve, man."
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>>33248161
And then she comes to you again, all angry because someone has posted a picture of her doing drugs
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>>33248171
chill out, square
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>>33247628
Cut lawns and fertilize!
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Time for an update. No delay.

>Twilight stood from the ground, coughing
>An Australian Anon turns Around (AAAA)
>"What're ye daying?"
>Anon jumps from the burning bush, hold Pepsi
>He pours the can on Sparkle Horse™
> Sparkle Horse™ melts in a pool of Pepsi
>"I'm melting ):"
>Australian Anon (AAAA)'s again
>"I've wun, cunt."
>Anon pees on the pool of Pepsi™
>But not before Ray William Johnson jumps from nowhere, holding a gun.
>"Hey guys"
>He blurts out before gunning Anon down and killing himself
[fin]
[1/173]
[finale]
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>>33249970
Last time on Pony Ball XZZL
Anon died
Sparkle Horse™ died
[fin]

>Fast Horse Blue™ run up to the drunken sphinx
>"I'll mem you real good OwO"
>said Fast Horse Blue™
>"No don't Fast Horse Blue™! You'll be turned into Fast Horse Glue™!"
>Fast Horse Blue™ did anyway
>The sphinx ate Fast Horse Blue™ uwu
>"nooooooooooooo ):"
>yelled Shy Horse Sad™
>Not before a nuke went off killing everyone ):

[fin]
[20/173]
[finale]
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>>33250223
https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMOpb3HVxM

perfect poni size
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>>33251117
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>>33250223
uwu/10, would uwu again.
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>>33251482
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>>33251482
>>33251631
I think ponies would try to be cute on the internet. Too bad we already ruined that for them.
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>>33252629
They're naturally cute and naive, they need club penguin
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>>33252629
>"Anon! You wont believe my luck!"
>"Like, I was just trying to give your credit info to a Nigerian prince, when another window popped up and said you'd already won!"
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>>33200428
Someone write a story about Strawberry Jam getting finger blasted.
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>>33253480
Because she's so pretty in her green dress.

I found a story about her on FIMfiction.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/112663/5/pillow-case/smelly-log-pizza
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>>33253480
Okay.

>Be Strawberry Jam's boyfriend
>You hear the front door open and shut
>She just got home from her shift at the bar
>She's humming some tune you think you might know
>Sounds like she's in a good mood
>You get an idea
>A wonderful, terrible idea
>If you play your cards right, you might get to hear that precious laugh of hers
>"Michael, I'm home!"
>You don't reply
>"... Michael?"
>You enact your plan and sneak over to the doorway, hiding as close as you can to the doorframe
>"I hope he didn't go out and leave the door unlocked."
>You hug the wall and hold your breath
>She passes through the doorway
>...and keeps walking
>Time to spring the trap
"Hey, Strawberry!"
>Her ears stand straight up
>You point your finger at her and put your thumb up as she turns around
>Once she sees you, you drop the thumb
"Bang!"
>Strawberry stands completely still, staring at you in surprise
>She blinks a couple of times, then rolls her eyes
>"Oh no. You got me."
>She starts stumbling without looking like she's going to fall
>"Argh. Oh, the equinity."
>Finally, she collapses on her side and sticks out her tongue
>"Blegh."
"Goodness. You ought to be nominated for an Oscar."
>Strawberry exhales with her tongue still out, making a gesture that's named after a different kind of berry
>"What was that about, you big goof?"
>You offer a hand to help her back onto her hooves
"Nothing, really. I just got the idea when I heard you come in. How's your day been?"
>She takes your hand, giggling (SUCCESS!)
>"It's been good, but it just got a little better!"

>>33253595
Ooh. I'm going to have to read this later.
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>>33253633
That was much cuter and more wholesome than I had in mind but I enjoyed it anyway.
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>>33253633
Ded hors, send regards
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>>33254425
>Ded

Not big surprise.
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>>33254425
press F to pay respects
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>>33255595
would fillys get to go to schools and if yes would they be run by ponies or by humans
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>>33254881
F

>>33255601
They'd have to go to school. We can't have the little fillies and colts grow up to be dumb, right?
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>>33255595
What a cute girl
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I like the way that they WALK
An it's chill to hear em' TALK
An I can always make em' SMILE

From Whitecastle To the NILENILE, NILE
Back in the DAY....
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>>33255601
Like all migrants they will need jobs ...so yeah send them to a school with Humans teach them our language and rules
Pegasus carry mail
Earth ponys plow fields
Unicorns do magic stuff

Pay them with food and a place to sleep
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>>33255601
For the sake of integration I'd imagine staff would be a mix, because barring overly saccharine (and extremely wholesome) ideology and language, people and ponies share a lot in common when it comes to school structure (minus high school, apparently)
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>>33256329
Trixie can be a very cute and adorable pon when no one is looking
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>>33255595
i want to pop her balloon
just to see her reaction^^

would give her a new one of course
she seems to realy like balloons
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>>33257635
Does pegasus magic work the same way here as it does in Equestria?

It seems to me there would be an awful lot of dosh in it if you could actually hire a crew of pegasi to do literal weather control. Like "we're sending dump trucks full of cash to your location" dosh. I'm just Saiyan.
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>>33257954
Let's assume that it does work the same. You would need a lot of pegasi to make a noticeable difference. Given that loads of money is involved, the griffons would probably get there first.
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>>33258061
Requesting A. Wyatt Mann cartoon of big-nosed griffons rubbing their hands over a pile of money.
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>>33257859
That's just mean and egoistic. What if it is her favorite balloon?
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>>33258256
I must agree. It is inappropriate to be mean to pon, especially wee ponelets. I think she'd become upset, and none of us wants that.
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>>33257635
>Implying that pones dont use Money

they will demand money too ... maybe not as much as Humans but still, they will get some payment
to buy toys, hats and sprinkles
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si mr anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK1G1Pho7Ls
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Threadly reminder that I forgot what I was going to remind y'all about.
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>>33260680
Is it a reminder that Mexi-poni makes good vegetarian quesadillas?
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>>33261130
>chicken-less quesadilla
Absolute haram. It's like making borsht without meat.
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>>33261446
Borscht can be made without meat
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>>33261130
kirin Vegie burger
grilled with pure hate
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>>33262101
Kirins are overcute, fluffy and cute
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>>33262210
They are also banned in the state of California.
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>>33262216
b-but why?
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>>33262227
Everything is flammable + liberals, sjws and feminists have their nests there
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>>33262227
Kirins are known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.
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>>33262321
Respiratory and eye protection are required by law for persons giving scratches to kirin or observing kirin getting scratches from close range. Report any employers who do not provide adequate protection to Health & Safety officials. Safety is a right.

The superior animated version of this pic wouldn't upload. Here's a link to it. https://derpibooru.org/1872720?q=angle+grinder
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>>33262650
Wait, are their backs that hard?
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>>33262729
I don't think there was anything to suggest they are in the show, but this is adorable so I'm going to say yes anyway.
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>>33263563
Wait, the Kirins? If so, they indeed are in the show. Check out "Sounds of Silence" (season 8, episode 23).
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>>33262729
No, just people's interpretation of the thickness of their scales.

>>33263764
You read that wrong
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>>33263773
You that read wrong.
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>>33263563
I could have phrased this better. I meant there's nothing to suggest their scales are that thick. They're in the show and they spontaneously combust when they're angry.

>"What do you mean 'banned from entry?' The music thingy in the car wished we all could be California girls! WHAT'S WITH YOUR D̢͊I̒́̉̕S͓̥͓̥̬̗̘R̶̯͉͈͓̤͙̥È̻̤̤̣̺͉ͅS̛̤̠̹͖ͅPĘ̘C͜T̸̟̘ ̗͈͚̞̜F̭̥̙̫̙͠O̢̼͎̫R̦̮̬ ̧͕ͅT͉͔̩͍͇̱̠͝HÈ̩͕͖̻̯͔ ̳͚̼̟̮̥̰͝M̶̱͇̩͎A̢̱̮̮͈̥G̬̗͓̳͍Í͎̜͎C̯̘ ͝S̭̯̪̘͡I̗̞͚N̵̟̯G̠̼I̩̰̗̝̰͎̥N͈̹̳̠G̨̝͍ͅ ̫͝B̵̜͓̣̻͍O̡̟̩̰X̨̳͖!?"
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>>33262729
After chinese mythology they are half dragon
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>>33263773
https://derpibooru.org/1895852

Animated version :^D
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>>33264376
>they spontaneously combust when they're angry.
Don't nerdy purple unicorns also occasionally do that?
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>>33264952
Unicorns go meme, kirins go angry
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>>33264952
Kirins are just nerdy unicorn
>kirins dont want to talk with other living creatures
>they prefer to live in a hug box with other nerds
>living in a dark place far away
>throw massive shitstorms
>cant take any form of critic
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>>33265150
They're at least cute, not only autistic memelords
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>>33265150
At least it makes thematic sense for them to collect wall scrolls and wear silk robes.
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>>33233707
>Expanse
A pony of culture, I see.
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>>33264494
Holy unf
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>>33263773
>>33264494
>>33267290
Time for an actual discussion question. If the MLP franchise had never existed or remained obscure, how long would it take for porn of real Equestrian natives to reach the internet?
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>>33267396
The question is how pure is Equestria. If it's as non-porn as in the show, then ponies would consider us sexual beasts. I give it a year or two and the first porn movies would be spycams of cute lovemaking.
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>HOT BOOP ACTION ON PAYPER-VIEW
>ORDER NOW
>SOLO BOOP, GROUP BOOP, INTERRACIAL BOOP, BOOP NTR
>"Hey, rise n' shine, Case- ahh, seriously? I'd better not find any of that or bad dragon charges on the bill."
>'M-MY HOOF SLIPPED!'
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>>33268051
Remember, a boop is just a step from b*ep
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>>33268066
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>>33268089
pls use spoilers, fillies or colts may browse this thread!
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>>33267419
What if they're just as bad as us? What if ponies go to Poni college and then work a second job to pay off their horse student loans only to get their cutie mark in porn?

Somebody tell me that Spit Take doesn't sound like a Poni porn star's name.
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>>33268849
Of screen snuggle-struggle?Then I give it a month or two. First to have sex are going to be politicians who made first contact, then people from Walt Disney/Hasbro, whoever gets faster to ponies.
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>>33268852
>First to have sex are going to be politicians who made first contact
With ponies or with each other? :3
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>>33268983
...yes
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>>33269110
L... l-lewd!
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>>33268089
KABOOOM!!
and 18 KB how, and even for a .gif?
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>>33269553
I dno, lol. I didn't create it. I just found it and reposted it.
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>>33269553
Optimized frames. Basically it only redraws what's changed from the last one.
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>>33262650
She raised her tail, she likes it
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>>33270912
She's got a power tool right up against her butt. Of course her tail is raised.
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>>33271857
>power tool
Oh, is that what you kids call it these days?
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>>33271977
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>>33271977
It's literally an angle grinder..

I do like the metaphor, though.
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>>33272315
Cruel
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>>33272315
not the kirin's floof
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>>33273312
>>33273691
Kirin-floof seems to come from the parts of their body that catch fire when they're mad. If it regrows as flames when they get angry then Kirin shearing could be a multi-million dollar industry.
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>>33262729
>hasbro releases episode in s9 that shows kirin are not as hard as anon thinks
>literally proven that they arent hard
headcanonfags BTFO
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I want some of those kirin fluff pillows from kohl's
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>>33273879
Ruined headcanon happens every season. Let us have this cuteness while it lasts.
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>>33275337
>"Wowee, Anon! Lookit' that! Yall got real bonafide cabins-in-the-woods here, too!"
>'Eaaasy there, kid, the cabins back where you lived usually contained kindly hermit ponies...the ones here are a little different..'
"HEY! GET OFF'N MY PROPERTY!..UNLESS YOU'RE THE GUY WITH MY BENZADRINE!"
>"Just passin' through, bud, adios."
>'Golly..'
>"Yeah, see? Told y-"
>'He must be a potion maker like Zecora!'
>"T-This girl..."
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>>33275337
It looks like Anon's house!
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>>33277118
I doubt it. That place doesn't look like it would have a good internet connection.
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>>33278734
WHAT IS THIS SNOOTBOOPERY
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>>33279152
Public booping is legal on Earth.
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>>33279485
She is so surprised, was it a rape?
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>>33280393
Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's consensual. Poni is currently taking advantage of our lax legal code around hape and other unwilling snuggles.
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>>33279152
Cover your eyes, they're doing it in public!
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>>33282810
Ponies in Teufort?
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>>33281012
One poni or more than one?
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>>33284127
A startlingly large number of poni.

>"Officer! Officer, I've been hugged!"
"Okay... did you see who did it?"
>"I-it was my best friend!"
"...On top of that not being a crime, I don't get how that's abnormal."
>"She hugged me from behind! I couldn't hug back!"
"Well, I'm sorry that you didn't like that. Again, I have no recourse for this."
>"You can't do anything?!"
"No ma'am."
>"I... I'm gonna take justice into my own hooves! I'm gonna hug her back!!"
"You go do that."
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>>33284446
>police advising citizens to take revenge
ANARCHY
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>>33285430
>poni was not injured
Oh, thank heavens.
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>"Luna, is this your doing?"
>'Bah! Those rapscallions at The Enquirer National must have embellished our tales!'
>"Apparently we're also in contact with the Bogdanoff's and are to settle the first colonies on their moon.."
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>>33286421
Princess Celestia actually says that she occasionally dislikes having a free press in one of the comics. I bet she'd come as close as she ever has to hating something if our tabloids started talking about her.



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