The show needs more griffons.
>>33199330But Gilda sucks and Gabby is overrated.
Yes, it needs more dragons too.
>>33199330catbirds are the best.
Beaks are unkissable so griffons are shit
>>33200317>Beaks are unkissable.I guess someone never practices kissing a knife, like a quitter.
Birb is superb!
>>33199341Yea gabby a shit, yet how tf can you even allow their names in the same sentence; what with Gilda being best griffon. Not to make a throw of dice, but by chance do you have autism?
>>33199330Goddamn right it does.
>>33200340>ponies have a natural fear of griffons since griffons are two predators mashed together>in modern times, this translates to a widespread urge in ponies to submit to griffons sexually
>>33200609I love Gilda too, but if you think Gabriella isn't a very good girl you can fuck right off
>>33200609Sauce on image? Or something in high quality?
>>33199330Gilda, Greta, and Gabby all need to have a giant catbirb threesome.
>>33199330Would Griffins and pegasi find almost all human contact sexual?
>>33206019I want to scratch the back of his head
>>33199330More shows need the griffon
>>33202955>"You may be a dweeb, but you're my dweeb."
>>33207356Tsundere birb is best birb
>>33206019Why the fuck is he blue when all the others birbs are shades of brown
>>33207356>Anon isn't sure how to answer that question, and pauses, to the immediately visible irritation of his Griffin partner
>>33209430>Thinks a statement is a question.>The poor griffon doesn't realize she bagged a retard.
>>33209561That would make her a bird brain
Griffons for number one best chest fluff.
I still want Gilda to sit on my face
>>33200786Hold up, are those bunnies in their bowls because they are going to eat them? That would actually be the most implicitly gruesome thing MLP has ever done.
I'd get her a big refrigerator box, and then a shit-ton of sticks so she can make a nest in her box, satisfying both her cat and birds sides at the same time
>Griffons mate for life>Anon discovers this after a drunken one night stand and now he's bound by law to be Gilda's husband
>>33209405Maybe he's supposed to be a macaw?
>>33213716Those are friendship bowls and though you might think they're placed on a dining table, it's actually a friendship table. The buns are perfectly safe and not in danger at all.
>>33199330We already have one as a supporting character now.
>>33213709I still want all of them to sit on my faceCept maybe Grandpa I guess but I suppose if he really wants to
>>33213019ThisPonies a shit
>>33220681I like the idea of gryphon mixes, so long as they aren't too goofy.
shut up, Snow
Been enjoying this gryphon story, lately, though it can get pretty confusing and hard to follow at times.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/418498/good-trooper-gilda
>>33225047Its pretty good so far, thanks anon
>>33228662>"The water's getting in my eyes, dweeb, get over here and fuck me before I change my mind!"
>>33232660Goddamn how I would just love to sneak up on in there and stick my face into that tuft of feathers on her chest. And then getting my stupid ass mauled for intruding on her personal space.
>>33235092That's why you always wine and dine her before you jam your face straight into her luscious fluff.
>>33235092>implying she wouldn't just wrap those powerful talons around your head and suffocate you in her fluff
>>33236245>not locking her legs around you, digging her claws into your back>not rolling the two of you over in the hammock>not pinning you beneath the weight of her powerful form>not being told she's looking forward to a nice, long catnap>not having to endure Gilda laying directly on you for hours
>>33238025>acting tsundere when you pin her instead
>>33243390The proper response to finding a thicc catbird in your kitchen
>>33243390Hug then fug, or fug then hug?
>>33243624hug while fuggingcuddlefug best fug
These catbirds need love too.
>>33244993Yes, they need a hot love injection.
>>33244993>This isn't what your friends were thinking when you told them you were dating a white chick and a black chick at the same time
>>33246754Griffon seems to be the most commonly used spelling in MLP media.
>>33200786I was REALLY hoping that was a properly named file (and thus an actual screencap).
>>33209405He's a gaybirb.
>No guardhen to protect me from the hoards of pony thots looking to steal my precious hot monkey seed
>>33245707>having to deal with roosting and nesting behavior from two fertile catbirds
>>33224020Personally, I like the goofy ones too.
How do you think Griffons feel about rocs?
>>33251595How do you feel around gorillas?Prob the same thing
>>33251652I'm not sure how I feel around gorillas. It's surreal to think that us and them are each basically alternate versions of the other, and how apes are so strong it's almost comical, but we're the masters of the planet.
>>33251652I don't think so. The size difference (and probably strength difference) between griffons and rocs is way bigger than the difference between humans and gorillas. I bet griffons would be more scared of rocs than we are of gorillas.>>33251688Brain beats brawn, I guess
>>33251688This is probably it. Rocs are scary, but there's bigger and scarier things out there, like dragons and bug bears and those imperialist ponies
>>33252618>>33251962How many griffons you think wanna fuck rocs?Most people like a strong partner, right?
>>33253738Maybe some griffons do, but rocs are so big that, realistically, it wouldn't work out
>No courier pigeon griffon to bring me the latest issue of Smutty Wings Monthly
>>33199341I forgot gabby existed until now
>>33251548>come home from work>all the furniture in your house is rearranged to form an almost fortified barricade in your living room >all the stuffing in your couches and blankets is torn out to make a nest in the middle>in the center is a Griffon guarding her newly laid egg
>>33254142>hate to see her go, love to watch her leave>you swear she flicks that leonine tail more than usual for you>one day, she looks particularly well-groomed>you make a comment about how embarrassing you don't look your Sunday best when she's all sleek at this hour>she laughs and admits she spent, like, twice as long preening as usual>hands you your mail>as usual, SWM is on top>wishes you a good day, but quickly leaves to keep on schedule>...it's a very nice view, that ass and those wings>you open up your dirty magazine, flipping through and glancing at the articles and catbirds>a slip of paper falls out, landing on the floor>the cute griffon left you a message>You just lost the game!>signed with a female griffon name and a phone number>hmm
>>33259947>Just a note>Could have been much worse>Last courier griffon you had kept leaving dead mice in your Sunday newspaper>After the 4th time (which ended up being a squirrel), you made a trip to the post office and complained to her manager>Thankfully, you haven't seen her since>On a completely unrelated note, you need to ask that purple book-nerd if she knows what kind of giant birds live in the area>Some bird, probably bigger than a condor, has been taking massive dumps on your roof, leaving huge white streaks down the shingles and clogging the rain gutters
>>33260636>Leaving dead mice I think leaving food is considered a romantic gesture
>>33261291I thought it was a sign they thought of you as family, or as a kitten, and they wanted to feed you or demonstrate how to hunt.But that's just what it means for cats, according to what I've heard. Who knows, maybe it actually is romantic for griffons.
>>33261291>>33261854bringing food or dead things is a universal gesture of love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxa6P73Awcg
>>33199341What about Greta?
>>33199330But the griffons suck ass.
>>33262378That's the most wrong thing anyone has ever said, ever.
>>33261861What's that old greentext where gilda leaves dead animals on anons doorstep to woo him? Link pls
Chickens with paws
>>33263901Juicy chicken legs
>>33263901>Public arguement with catbird>Decide to insult>"You look like someone shoved a retarded cat up a chicken's ass.">You only made it 3 steps before she pounces you and begins wrecking your shit
>>33262358Nobody cares about that.
>>33265991>No strong tsundere griffon to beat to the shit out of me and call me a dweebIt hurts.
Birbs are VERY important
>>33265991>implying an angry catbird could outfly a Pegasus, outfight an Earth Pony, or out-realityfuck a UnicornSure thing, jewbird. Back to your frozen wasteland.
>>33268801Fortunately, she's chasing a human, which are notably shit at all of those compared to a griffon.
>>33268692>ywn grab her butt and tell her you want some original recipe drumsticks and thighs
>>33268798Truth>>33270952It hurts just thinking about it
Found another decent story that's under the radar.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/349045/rainbooms-on-the-mindCharacter voices are a little off, mostly because of ponies like Dash and Applejack saying "as well" and stuff which doesn't quite fit, but it's okay otherwise.Also, gay ship, so...
I still hope and dream that Anon will deliver the continuation of VHATUG's green about Glida....https://pastebin.com/8b9prAJshttps://pastebin.com/UUXNRY6w
>Griffon the brush-off aired 8 years ago last month