lit memes thread
>>12929139what does it say, I can't read Thai
>>12929289It’s in French
>>12929331damn, should have been able to tell with all the aî's and é's
>>12929343wrong file how do i delete post
>>12929349click the box next to Anonymous, click box File Only in bottom right, click Delete next to it
>>12929335Yea it’s ok we all make mistakes
>>12929368Wittgenstein would be proud
>>12929132Is this what happened to Nee-chan?
>>12929289Another failed attempt by this ghostwritten imaginary author to guide humanity. It contains1) Low intellect and erroneous scientific content: according to this book, the earth is flat, not spherical, and the mountains are counterweights, the sky is "lifted without pillars", congealed blood is an embryonic stage, semen is stored between the spine and ribcage, etc..2) Outlandish claims made with no regard to reason, and no supporting evidence3) Blatant plagiarism from [pre-Islamic] poetry4) Merciless and incites a spirit of violence in dealing with others5) Text is mercurial and can be interpreted any which way you want6) Mohammad or "Allah" is playing a strange game in this book in verses related to his family, companions and on who should wield political power7) Abrogation of the verses has turned this "divine revelation" into a teenager's diary8) Author makes basic arithmetic mistakes on the subject of inheritance9) Contains linguistic and rhetorical shortcomings The best I could do.. Sorry for the bad english
>>12929396Based and redpilled
>>12929379holy fuck the autism
>>12929379>born white vs born blackthat anon doesn't even realize the reason why his family hates him, holy shit
>>12929404>that I always keep in my bagfake and gay
>>12929428thanks, Thai/French friend :)
>>12929602not all of them are memes retardi'd say that 10% of them could be considered memes
>>12929622haha if I was being sarcastic I would have been making that exact pointtoo bad sarcasm is always just "DURRRR I was only pretending to be retarded" and doesn't actually exist
>>12929379>baby shaken/crushed by uncle
>>12929635allright, 25%, but that doesnt change a thing
>>12929736what the fuck is this post
>>12929404how can i a screencap this bad survive since 2014?
>>12929773how do you think
>>12929596You need to go back.
>>12929954I've seen this image about a hundred times and I still don't understand it. how is NRX just white nationalist bronies? how are there bronies that don't reference memes irl? I'm so confused
>>12929977>distinguishing basedboys and bugmen?????
>>12930001According to that picture all soi boys are bugmen, retard
>>12930009but according to it, not all bugmen are basedboys, which really doesn't make sense
>>12929343hnnnnggg. This is better then any maymays.
>>12930034Nihilist gamers are not necessarily soi boys but they are, in my view, quite obviously bug men. All onions boys are bugmen but not all bugmen are onions boys. For insects of modernity take on all kinds of different forms
>>12930051>actually having nuanced distinctions between kinds of nu-malesnearly as cringe as vaporwave subgenres
>>12929907That's not even a rule anymore retard
>>12929602you responded to the last post twice retard
>>12929152After reading some theological works, I actually find this pretty funny.
>>12930035If only he talked about this in his meme video.
>>12929602People who reply to all posts like this should be gassed even before the kikes
>>12930468then take this one for the road
>>12930506I'm gonna call it, lads. These captchas are brutal
>>12930459always makes me laugh
>>12929139Kek. Some things never change.
>>12930417>makes the biggest joke paper ever>manages to get a 61That’s a D at my college. How did he pull this off?
>>12930417>the unnecessary low-res dr dre imageI fucking lost it reading this
>>12929271I know there are more of these. Can someone post them?
>>12930374Hey I was OP of that thread, I'm pretty much famous
>>12929128too obvious. should have put up nietzsche, camus, orwell etc. instead
>>12929582most people don't hate their family members over scientific facts such as brain volume statistics
>>12929359>whihte eyes onlywhy are bigots such bad spellers
>>12929160Rhizomes are parts on plants where nitrogen fixation happens, I think.
>>12932517/lit/ is better in that image
>>12932538They're the root's microscopic biome
>>12929379Metaphysically-motivated anti-natalists btfo
>>12932683this isn't very good
>>12932414Why do all the cool things happen after I leave threads?
>>12932652Always a pleasure to have /sci/ drop by>>12932683accurate/10
>>12929965This made me lol
>>12932562This, everything /fit/ or /fitlit/ likes is midwit trash
>>12929942why does he have a piece of bread for a necktie
>>12932843/fit/ is less pretentious, you mean
>>12930315was it autism?
>>12930506this is so fake
>>12930506>We FORCED a BOT to watch X, then FORCED it to write Y!These piss me off. You plugged a corpus into Botnik and then used the predictive text keyboard to make something deliberately humorous.
>>12930518thanks for your servass
>>12933817>this is the type of person who calls you a pleb
>>12932399i made that thread faggot stop trying to take the one semi contribution i've made to this board
>>12929961resonates with me on a deeper level than I'd like to admit
>>12929665The Samizdat has been found sir.
>>12933817the worst part is that I'm on his side here, it's über autistic but he's actually right
It's true though.
>>12934842Hahahahaha I hope this isn’t real
>>12929472Heard throughout our super polityLegends of girls’ carnal frivolitySpreading themselves everywhere like they’re mopsSeekers of pussy butchery for their vaginal chopsCapitalism’s feminism gets blame’s full bruntYet ladies stymie their bedding with nary a grunt“Experimentation! Self love!” such girls will claimRequesting innocence from any and all blameThen to her next pumping of priapistic creamAll drilling and adoration, the girls life’s a dreamNo matter the cervical or fallopian mireShe’ll permit only strange cocks, “Please, its dire!”The gorings torque her flower to the maw of snapperSo most men instead choose her less beefed braaperHer eggs grew forelorn of all worldly hopeSeeking amity with herpetic warps to copeAnd how did her flower’s beef jut out and sproutSpooking from her cunninliguists the shrillest shout“Eat my beef, faggot, and taste my Nuva-ring”Say the harlots that hasten to a pussy eating flingBut stay secret about their innard’s pooling spunkSelf righteously dripping on that pussy-licking punkAlong with remnants tucked into her labial wrinklesThose bestial semenal Africanized sprinklesTerraforming her cunt until fertility was murkyGhostly howls sneak from her vajay-jay-jerkySisters in sluttiness teach esoteric stretchesWhile milky Khazars whisper useful kvetchesTraining their beef to endure all phallic wroughtKegeling and queefing until pussy guts are tautTraining for the future devoid of coital blunderModern women embody warm holed plunderAnd so it has been since soiled romps in the bogTo those acrobatic interracial sex circuses of PragueWe thank our progenitor, dirtiest GaiaAnd await the phallic forests of Yonia
>>12934926You like Deathgrips anon?, I quite enjoy them too
>>12934872Do I have some bad news for you
>>12934842I want this, but ironically
Why are /lit/ memes always so long? If I wanted to read that much I'd pick up a book. Get to the damn point.
>>12934930I haven't heard of them but I'm listening to them now, thanks anon.
>>12934952Haha, that's absolutely terrible and definitely added to my shopping list.
>>12934716Mein Kampf - Das KapitalIs this the power of true centrism?
>>12929977Now THIS is based
>>12930518Artemis Fowl is based
>>12933337Obviously the right side. Because of the orphans. Damn the orphans. >>12934992/lit/ is a leftist board
>>12936100I thought the orphans survive no matter what? the bomber is going to be killed no matter which operator survived
>>12936130Oh hmm, you are correct. in my defense, I'm holding a twitchy infant crushing a butterfly. The only solution is multitrack drifting.
>>12933221>>12930506Yeah that's fake
>>12929271The sun was in his eyes and Mersault did nothing wrong, except allowing the world to dictate his actions for him and attempting to deny the existence his own willHe still didn't deserve a fucking death sentence
>>12929160>>12929144Why is Deleuze getting shilled so hard?
>>12937624Noice, apparently he also did Dostojewski comics
>>12934428i'm new to lit, who are these guys supposed to be?
>>12937759Left is leave and right is never come back.
>>12937829You're being mean
>>12929379>if you were at the theatre next to me I would get up and leave faggotbased dad
>>12929388Lmao absolutely based
>>12930472>Misunderstanding the categorical imperative this hard
just a little section
>>12930404>those last two linesmade my morning
>>12934586Ok retard lol.
>>12932414>someone actually saved and reposted my postscheers mate, didn't realize I was famous
>>12929472Rolling, hopefully for a fairly easy one
>>12938794bring me some cheer, faggot
>>12929472Three rhyming couplets.A tattered miracle of stonePassed-by by those who called it homeThe steeple stooping, roof decayedIts hearth no more with flowers laidA stranger stops, and stares with aweAt that great place that breathes no more
>>12929472keep on rollan
>>12938773ok kinkshamer lol
>>12929472keep on rollin
>>12936100>/lit/ is a leftist board
>>12939315>/lit/ is a right board
>>12939315he's not wrong ;)
>>12939334Stack threads tell a different story.
>>12939315Haha based and memepilled
>>12929472>one fun sentenceThe colored dots on the screen in front of him and the lights in their fixtures all blinked much too quickly for him to notice any difference between them and that of the sun."better stay in, lot cooler in here" he thought, lightly.Two sentences I guess.
>>12939315>>12939334>>12939354It was descriptive, not prescriptive. /lit/ is the left most of politically aware boards on 4viaduct. (Though I haven't been on every board, maybe I missed one. )
>>12930404T O PIER
>>12930327>>12939703I heard Notre Dame is burning JUST as I saw it too. Nice.
>>12935092> kill half the jews and half the bourgeoisieSo kill all the Jews?
>>12933337I bet this is what people who think that graduate level mathematics is just very long multiplications think graduate level philosophy is like
>>12940135Fuck of, you're clearly so new you can't remember /fitlit/. Compared to every other board including /lgbt/, /lit/ is the most left wing (and by far the most anti-/pol/, because all the Conservatives hate them too).
>>12934716Does anyone have the one with Doesto and Tolstoy?
>>12937759Npc is Daniel Dennett, the other guy is David Chalmers.
>>12939315>>12939333/lit/ is a board
>>12939315>>12939333/lit/ is rightful Nazbol clay
>>12930426SOCRATES: Those, Protarchus, are the common and acknowledged paradoxes about the one and many, which I may say that everybody has by this time agreed to dismiss as childish and obvious and detrimental to the true course of thought
>>12942380If by that you mean social nationalist.
>>12929934jesus christ why is this so accuratethese were my high school obsessions in a nutshell
>duplicate file exists>here >>12930035Based and redpilled>>12930389>>12935809he didnt mentioned that one exactly due to +18ish content
>>12929472My haiku on writing your words suck big dickBut mine are fucking awesome you should kill yourself
>>12937636I'm not sure. He's definitely "in" right now, and not just on /lit/. The /lit/ connection may be largely Deleuze's influence on Nick Land and right wing accelerationism.But what's interesting is there WAS a concerted and observable period of meme war in which Deleuze was being spammed often without any pretence toward context all over the board. It became funny, and I recall one night, recognizing the meme in play I took part in posting useless trash threads of Deleuze although I hadn't actually at the time read him, just to help fill up the catalog with his pictures. And shortly after that I did out of curiosity pick him up and read him, and found more and more of /lit/ had seemingly done the same. In a way I took part in the very act of social programming that went to work on me. Deleuze has arrived, or we have summoned him.
>>12942852Damn boi! The Lich has come from the future past!
>>12942852It's worrying that a somewhat obvious shilling campaign could get even a fraction of /lit/ to check out a particular author. A less than scrupulous group could try and cultivate the board's regulars into a particular world view by periodically rotating what author is represented in memes.
>>12943330Why does it matter if your worldviews are already malleable? Your worldview has no effect on the world.
>>12943812>wrinklesGod I hate adult female feet
>>12930481>>12930490>>12930496Made me laugh. >>12930506Not funny.
>>12934980Should be named "The society"
>>12929992lmao this one is great
>>12944440why dont you have a seat, anon
>>12942380This but not with the irony that would be implied by one who disregards Nazbol in her struggle against the atlanians but with the irony that is implicit in Nazbol herself due to her genesis in the aftermath of the Liberal betrayal of Eurasian society after the willing and foolish dissolution of the USSR.
>>12944892>>12945104Honestly that kind of ruins the joke
>>12944892I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I see it's a comedy
>>12943595>Your worldview has no effect on the world.Imagine believing that anons don't discuss things with normalfags, and that they are an island to themselves. Wholly indoctrinating an audience is a solid way of reinforcing coercion elsewhere.
>>12930445It's been five years since I first saw this image, I still shiver whenever I see the hair stuck to the fleshlight.
>>12929353I was in that fucking thread. Good times.
>>12930025I can tell this is worthless from the incorrectly used meme arrows
>>12947860wow, good job, pretty soon you'll be able to tell that it's a joke from the incorrectly used meme arrows
>>12939212I wish to fuck kids, do not tread upon what I find sexually appealing.
>>12949941>pedo is a kinknope, it's a mental illness, try again
>>12933817Vorefags are so prone to this kind of 'dun kinkshame me' outbursts, it's why they are outcasts amidst outcasts, they can't handle anything, they have to hide and escape into the safest place they can find.
>>12929128is anyone going to stream the peterson zizek debate?
>>12951479Other way around. It’s because people are really really repulsed by it that they get so defensive.
>>12950291This is the one that always gets me lately, somehow
>>12949735>And that mystery knoweth why the matter of the world hath arisen and why it [the world] will be utterly destroyed.
>>12930315this is amazing
>>12952885>i'm not stupidHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>12952885I can't decide if this is true or not.
>>12937620I like the ulYsES cover but they tried doing the same with the covers for his other books and clearly couldn't reproduce the magic, and that annoyed me.
>>12952885this is the epitome of cringe. I can't even begin to imagine the embarrassment everyone there experienced
>>12932324This is actually great wtf