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/clg/ - Cis Lesbian General: Cozy Edition

Post your ideal cozy aesthetic, /clg/.

REMINDER: We have a constant influx of trolls here. Do not reply to them. They are only here because they want to watch you freak out. Ignore any bishits and males (inc. tranners) that try to shitpost here. Sage, report, call the cops, siege their castle, burn their lands.

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>/clg/ is synced, but who is the alpha female?

Previously, on /clg/: >>13083252
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second.
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You forgot to link this in the old thread, normienigger.

>>13117991
>/clg/ is synced, but who is the alpha female?
We know who it is.
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>>13118065
No I did but I forgot to spam it like I normally do, sorry though, I've been kind of out of it lately.

>We know who it is
but do u rly
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>>13118071
No wait, you right that I didn't. I'm ACTUALLY genuinely retarded.
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>>13117991
Was anyone else abused by an older male growing up? I've always wondered if I'm actually gay or just traumatized.
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I want to live in a cabin in the forest with a qt. Applications are welcome
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>>13118096
looks cozy as fuck anon that's also my dream.
Ive even priced cabins in Oregon and Washington but I might just build one in Minecraft tonight
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>>13118084
came from a background of bad-dads. first one just up and left. second is my current step-dad and i had a hard time growing up around him. i definitely think it contributed to my fear of men, and at first i thought that the fear caused me to prefer women. truthfully, i just prefer women.
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It's 2am and I'm having a mental breakdown because I can't quit smoking, any protips from fellow lesbians?
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>>13118595
Toothpicks and sunflower seeds. It's the hand-to-mouth habbit that is more difficult to break.

Or just switch to weed
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my doctor diagnosed me with pcos earlier.
it all makes sense now
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>>13119245
damn, that’s rough. hope treatment is an option
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>>13119245
How hairy are you?
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>>13117991
when will you lesbians learn to love trannies?
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>>13119313
kys
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>>13119319
>>13119313
The virgin cisbian versus the chad tripfagtransbian.
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>>13118084
I used to wonder about this but here's what I realized, Anon: There would be a fuckload more than a couple percent of lesbians if that was how it worked.
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>>13119502
This.
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how active is the discord for /clg/? i’m considering joining. or applying to join
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>>13119756
I'd say pretty active, but obviously, as "Normiemod" I'm biased. I'm also a bit behind on checking requests.
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>>13117991
mountains are objectively the best landscape, and the most cozy one too
>wake up early
>smell the dew, listen to the last owls as they go to sleep
>see the light, but the sun can't be seen rising from the horizon, as the mountain blocks it
>there's fog down the valley, but you're above it, slowly seeing it disappear as the sun gets stronger
>it's usually sunny in the mornings and during noon, minus the scorching heat, even during summer months
>and the silence... No cars, no people screaming, no one drilling next to you. You can hear only birds, and the wind running through the leaves of pine
>as evening approaches, you can see the clouds gather, the soil to have this distinct smell
>you can see the rain falling far away, but those clouds are too far below to ever reach you
>eventually, as you go to bed at night, you can hear the rain falling, as the owls start hooting again
I miss the mountains lads
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Are you watching their cute animu, /clg/?
inb4 normies start yelling about trannies
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>>13121753
I haven't watched animu in a while, last I've seen was Pretty Derby. It was cute.
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>>13121753
Cringe.
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>>13121902
>she hasn't seen every ep multiple times
Yikes.
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How do I finally come to terms that no one will ever love me again and I should stop trying?
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>>13121911
I'll see your dumb shit and raise you something watchable
https://youtu.be/RZQ7jDF31V4
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What do you do to make your home feel more cozy, /clg/? Somehow I've always felt comfier and more at home at other people's places.
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is it normal to like fictional guys? personally I don't see the appeal but my ex wanted to peg general grievous
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>>13117991
SHENIS
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>>13122215
Clean often with natural cleaners that don't leave a strong scent so mild smells like tea and fresh cut flowers stand out. Smells are comfy. What seems comfier about other people's homes?
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Going to the store then the mall y’all need anything?
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>>13122218
Your ex is bi
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work was hard and I've had the drizzling shits all morning. my stomach hurts so bad.
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>>13122253
Everything that oinks. Thank you.
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>>13122254
see that's what I thought, but then it was only general grievous
not any other fictional guys, not c3po, just him, it was insane
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>>13122279
It doesn't matter. Being sexually attracted to one male is enough to make you bisexual.
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>>13122276
That's going to make some mighty fine swine lines
>>13122218
I would have said Data, but I remembered Voyager was a thing and had a better flavor of autism to choose.
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I want a gf
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I need a volunteer to try a new liccing technique. Anyone?
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>>13122248
>tfw living with sister and he un-neutered male cat and everything reeks of cat piss
>me too probably and I can't smell it
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>>13122402
>me too probably
Definitely you. It would be good for your state of mind to live in a clean home. Neuters are simpler procedures than spays. Call local clinics it could be as little as $50-$100.
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>>13122268
What did you eat?
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>>13122381
Yes pls
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>>13122366
Go get one
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>>13122842
You can start by sitting on my face
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>>13123089
>9gag memes
pls fuck off
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>>13123262
>caring about meme quality
please go back to r*ddit
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>>13123262
We used to call them cliches on Fark.com once upon a time
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>>13123270
kys
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>>13123341
only tryhard faggots care about that shit
please consider if breathing is really worth it, in your case
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>>13123357
>>13123341
>>13123270
>>13123262
>>13123089
>>13122366
shit like this is why i dont think there's a difference between the sexes. all incels act the same regardless of gender or genitals
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Kass!
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>>13123368
>mfw I have SO
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>>13123463
She's so prettyyyyy
I really enjoy your Kassposting
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>>13123556
>SO
fuck off to leddit
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>>13123651
Thanks, anon. Have another one.
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>>13123662
I've never had a reddit, try again
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Would /clg/ make that Rush Limbaugh meme a reality and found a comfy neocam agrarian community? We could copy Orania's political structure but require that share/plot purchasers be gay women instead of Afrikaners and luckily there wouldn't be any nondiscrim laws stopping us depending on which state we use, especially regarding excluding tranners. We could have neo-Amazonian guards in sexy uniforms and Beloved Chairwoman Weidel's portrait in every house like Norks have in NK. We could call it Agrarian Women's Republic of /Clg/ (AWRC).
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>>13123750
Isn't that just the island idea from three years ago?
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>>13122642
two croissants and a butter biscuit.
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>>13124145
How old were they
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>>13124163
the biscuit was probably made that morning, it was fast food. the croissants maybe a couple days old.
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>>13117991
What I found cozy was waking up early in the winter and seeing the landscape covered in white snow. It's cold but you're ridiculously warm underneath your blankets but eventually do get out. And then going outside in the muffled silence, only hearing the rhythmic crunching of snow as you're the first to step on it.

(But fuck driving in the snow.)
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If I lift will I finally get a gf
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>>13123750
Is that Four Murasame from Zeta Gundam?
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>>13124214
Only if you wash regularly and contain your autism. Remember the subtle pelvic thrust when shooting fingers for your charisma check.
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>>13124214
u just have to be able to lift me. ezpz tho cuz i’m 112lb
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>>13124212
>tfw never seen snow in my life, let alone woke up to a snowy morning
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>>13124363
Where do you live?
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>>13124212
Oh hell yes. I grew up in the southern US but moved to the midwest and am still enamored with all the snow we get in the winter. Been here for years but it still makes me giddy lol
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>tfw no cute, brave, libertarian, yellow, memelord gf
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>>13124214
Yes.
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>>13123703
Awesome
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How do I learn to flirt with women over message? I feel like I always come across too casual
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How often do you trim/wax/shave your cooch /clg/?
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>>13125701
i shave whenever hairs feel prickly, maybe ~cm.
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>>13125701
I haven't shaved since middle school
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>>13125701
I trim once a month. I wouldn't wax everything off unless I have a gf. I've never had a gf before so yea
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>>13125701
I shave when there's too much hair, or when it's getting close to my period, cause I feel like the hair makes it messier.
I've waxed it all once even though I'm a kissless virgin, it felt good to get rid off of all the hair.
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>>13125973
Hi
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I always kinda wanted to be in a band and today I found this guitar in a dumpster
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>>13126310
It's a sign from the music gods
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>>13126452
What shall I name her?
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>>13126458
Mandolin
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>sudden depressive bad feels
Guess it's bedtime.
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>>13126707
Same and same

The groggy confused feeling after the nap is better than the existential feeling now, too
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>>13126707
>>13126838
Wew. These are feels I know.
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>>13126838
>>13126873
https://youtu.be/6D7ZIjp3bJg
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idk, for me it’s usually sad > lonely > horny
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>>13126310
I should really go back to learning piano my keyboard is just collecting dust
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>>13126932
that's indication of a cortisol imbalance
see an endocrinologist stat
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>>13127262
is cortisol imbalance caused by stress? cause i looked up the symptoms of cortisol imbalance and i don’t have any of them
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>>13126310
Noice. Is it still in good condition? Let's start a band, anon.
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Sorry ladies but, fag here. How come your generals are so much better than ours, what the fuck. This is actually significantly much chiller.
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>>13127860
Sheer determination. There were hiccups and drama here and there but we just power through.
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>>13127860
It's slower, that helps. Also we're chill people.
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Why does pasta give me gas? I've been hiding a foghorn under the blankets all night, jesus fuck
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>>13129134
theres many possible reasons. was it alfredo sauce or marinara?
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>>13129145
Marinara
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Any campers here? Is it as comfy as anime makes it out to be?
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>>13129176
I used to go camping with my sister occasionally as teens, it was pretty comfy yeah. In hindsight I'm surprised dad just let us go, kinda irresponsible.
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>>13129176
Two thirds of your bedding must be under you, the ground leeches heat significantly faster than the open air. Keep your footwear inside tent to avoid creepy crawlies. Wet wipes because not all camping grounds have shower stalls.

Fun as fuck otherwise
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>>13129185
What places are best? Inawoods? Lakes? Near mountains?
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>>13129296
For your first few times, go to a campground. State parks are usually good.
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>>13129296
Woods and lakes, mountains usually have predators. Well they all have predators but more in some than others.

Be prepared to go medieval on geese, they don't fuck around and will attack you over food.
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>>13129296
We have some big ass wooded area close to where we live (yurop), we just walked in there with a compass until we found a nice enough spot (usually a clearing or somewhere close to water) and set up there. Very amateurish but the exploring was part of the fun.
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>>13127839
It’s missing a string. Idk if there’s anything else wrong with it.
As you can see in the corner, I own a children’s acoustic guitar but I’ve never owned an electric so idk how they’re supposed to be
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>>13121753
I collect figures and I’m gonna get the figure of the pink girl because the majority of my collection is pastel girls. Don’t know anything about this anime though
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>>13121925
Try to live your own life and do what makes you happy. Go to therapy. I’m on about a month now of being single after having been in the happiest relationship for a long time and it’s still really hard but I’m taking it a day at a time.
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>>13129543
This is America. I don't have $500/mo to deal with bad feels.
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>>13121925
why do you think nobody will ever love you again?
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I probably shouldn’t try dating until I’ve moved out of my parents house, right? My ex gf also lived with her parents and we had known each other since beginning of high school prior to our relationship, so it didn’t feel weird at all. But I can’t help but feel like I’d disappoint a girl if I’m still at my parents’ place.
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>>13129655
Pull the Skinner excuse.
>I don't live in my parents house, they live in mine
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Guys, I caught feelings while in a holding platoon. She's getting stationed overseas and I'm still in job school for like the next five months.
The feelings are bad. What do? I wanna tell her I love her but it's too soon.
We are both crayon eating dummies (United States Marines).
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How do I get gf with abs like that?
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>>13129891
First, get abs like that yourself.
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behold! my final form!
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>>13126169
Hello, how are you?
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>>13129655
depends on how old you are and if you are going to school or working to save up to buy a house
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>>13130147
I'm doing well. How are you today?
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>>13125701
I shave and trim weekly
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>Gets on antidepressants
>Suddenly not an emo fag anymore, excited to have a life and get into dating
>Meds killed my sex drive
>Can’t get myself horny or interested in anyone, tried to kill myself the last time I went off of it

Fuck my life, guess I just have to hope I’ll come across a girl who just wants to be a romantic cuddle buddy
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>>13130417
you should probs date a tran then
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>>13130417
I've tried a few different SSRIs until I found one that didn't make me want to kms while also not making me effectively asexual. It's possible.
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How to stop being freaked out my mum has come out as a lesbian and is now dating another woman?
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>>13130482
set me up with your mom so her gf seems less threatening and is really cool.
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>>13130417
Going through the same thing right now. Well, I guess I get a little bit horny right before my period but barely. Overall, though, it has been difficult to feel interested in any girls since starting antidepressants. I’m trying to decide if it’s worth switching because I just got past the nausea and extreme drowsiness, and I don’t want to deal with trying something new.
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>>13130491
I don't like that option...
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>>13130517
dang.
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>>13130417
I'll be your romantic cuddle buddy
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>>13130417
Talk to your doc about the low sex drive, they usually give you something to help with that. I've heard about Wellbutrin.
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I'm not sure if I even wanna be horny anymore.
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>>13130442
I would rather kill myself than touch a tranny’s axe wound
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>>13130517
i hope you reconsider in the future.
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>>13130560
On my way!
>>13130593
I might bring it up at the next appointment, but at the same time I like not being distracted by sexuality and etc
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>>13130417
let's say you get a gf. she gets horny and wants licc, would you do it despite you not being in the mood? would you do it just so she could get off?
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>>13130778
Yeah, I’d want her happy and not for her to be sexually repressed because of me, plus I don’t mind the taste of pussy lel
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>>13130798
okay so what if she wants to give you licc. would you let her?
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>>13130807
if she understands that I’m probably not gonna get off to it or be aroused by it, I don’t want her to think she’s not enough
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>>13130688
>girl who just wants to be a romantic cuddle buddy

why the fuck would you be touching it?
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>>13130978
Because trannys wouldn't be satisfied just with cuddles and would try to convince anon to touch the axe wound
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>>13130978
I wouldn’t but I did mention i wanted a girl, not a fucking dude larping
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>>13131002
most of the ones ive met are too touch starved to make any demands at all. they would just be happy to be getting affection in general

>>13131010
getting an axe wound is a pretty heavy cost for larp. i can understand your stance if they dont pass, but there are plenty of essentially asexual sad trans that do.
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I'm about to gush like a schoolgirl so bear with me /clg/.
So I just found out this cute Jap lesbian prostitute I've been wanting to meet is quitting her agency this month. Bad feel.
>pic related, it's her

I messaged her and told her about how I've been a long time fan (she has a fuckton of followers on social media, does some theater and art stoof and goes on TV. a bit of a big deal in the lgbt community) and that the announcement was sad news for me but I hope the best for her in her future endeavours. She messaged back (!!! <3 literally senpai noticed me moment) and said she's happy to hear that she has an overseas fan, that she's going to try new things and when I come to Japan we'll have opportunities to meet.
You can't wipe this smile off my face even with sandpaper I'm giddy as fuck.
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>>13131034
But why should anon accept a creepy male instead of a cute girl?
Most trans are liars, they say they don't want you to touch their dick, but it's a lie.
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>>13131046
whoa whoa whoa! i never said instead of or that thae should consider creepy ones at all. im just saying they might have a better shot at finding a cute tran that is okay with not having sex than a cute female.
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>>13131067
Sorry, even if I’m “asexual”, I will never involve myself with someone who chooses that path of degeneracy. I am repulsed by anyone who has the slightness hint of maleness.
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>>13131088
im not the one who needs the apology
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>>13131067
>cute
>tran
Literally pick one
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>>13129494
That's fine, you can replace a string easily.
I only have an acoustic as well (and a bass), but I think the only difference would be in the electronics used to hooking it up to an amp? Playing an electric guitar without amp is still more satisfying than playing the bass without.
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>>13131036
I have never even heard of lesbian prostitutes
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>>13131125
no.
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>>13131034
fuck off tranny. we don't want anything to do with males. the anons here want real cis women. go cry about lesbians not wanting you in your own transhit general.
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>>13131088
You're so based. Please be my gf
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>>13131176
>anyone who doesnt agree with me is trans
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>>13131151
Looks like a gay transvestite even after all the photoshop and surgery, tragic lamo
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>>13131207
you are literally telling that anon to consider a transhit. how fucking stupid are you to think a lesbian wants anything to do with a tranny? only a tranny would tell others to date another tranny. go kys
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>>13131222
sure they do

>>13131232
there are plenty of cis women who do date trans women. you aren't one and that's fine, but assuming anyone who would must be trans is beyond idiotic
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>>13131249
>cis women who do date trans women
yeah, they're called bishits or hetshits
this is a CIS LESBIAN general meaning the anons here are only interested in other cis lesbians.
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>>13131145
I learned about them when I read "My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness"
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anybody else respectful to trans ppl irl but completely bash them on here? I've got a couple trans coworkers that I try to make sure I respect their pronouns and stuff. But as soon as I'm on here I slink into the hon threads
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>>13131276
my mistake i was under the impression that it was for cis women who liked women.
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>>13131285
trans are a lot more vocal and offended here. so, yeah, i find them a little more respectable in person
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>>13131308
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Why haven't trannies broken off into their own movement yet? I don't identify with gender stuff at all, it should be LGB and then some other acronym for all the gender stuff
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>>13131308
this thread is for CIS lesbians that like other CIS lesbians.
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>>13131376
Because they are parasites and want other people to do their job
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>>13131377
Aka the only actual definition of lesbian
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>>13131412
lesbian was originally a political statement intended to place females outside of what was viewed as women. so true lesbians are actually non binary, not women
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>anons on antidepressants who can't get horny
>meanwhile I can't stop being horny
I'm willing to switch for a few days
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>>13131312
so close
checking >>13131313
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>>13131445
Please I’ve forgotten what it feels like to get off
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>>13131445
I wish I could help you release some of that horniness.
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>>13131376
it can just be LGBM
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Mental illness
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>>13131376
Because they know their movement wouldn’t last without us fags rallying about being accepted
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>>13131462
Having gotten off some twenty minutes ago, I can tell you that it feels pretty good.

>>13131466
Me too bro no homo
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>>13131468
tfw ex cis les gf is now bi ftm
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>>13131490
Lmao. That sucks. Did you find another cis less of yet?
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>>13131597
nah. looking rn. i look ‘straight’ though, which doesn’t help ):
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Is anyone else here work in a male dominated job/career? I work with cars and people are always surprised to find a female working there, but less surprised when they find out I’m gay.
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>>13131633
yeah, i'm doing computer stuff, but no one cares about me being a girl, since it's a remote job anyway
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>>13131376

We need a lexit.
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>>13131730
But anon, don’t you know? We’d be screamed at for being TERFs for even mentioning the mere suggestion of dropping the T. Trans are weirdly defensive about it
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>>13131749
Because they crazy enough to cut parts of their own body off and say they're normal
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has /clg/ seen this crystal cafe crap? " message board for women and girls " or is it just full of trannys.
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>>13132111
It's full of trannies. Didn't their admin also date an incel from /r9k/ and let him run the site?
The only actual female imageboard is LC
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>>13131730
GetTheLOut is lexit
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>>13131685
God I wish I could get a remote job, I’m too dumb to do anything beyond the most simplest CSS shit
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>>13132168
it's because you don't have free education in your country
lmfaoing @ all the plebs who can't get their IQ past 150 for free
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>decide to go a step above my depression lunch of microwaved chicken nuggets
>make mac and cheese
>when draining it I accidentally drop half of my mac down the garbage disposal
holy shit I am so fucking retarded. this is why my gf broke up with me
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hi male here, i have a question for you people, is it called pegging when lesbians do it?

my friend had her gf use a strap-on on her for the first time and told me it means she got pegged. that doesn't sound right to me since to me pegging is when a guy takes it up the butt.

is there a different name for it when women do it or am i just retarded?
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>>13132175
>get their IQ past 150 for free
For women, that's like one in a million. Most of us are near the mean.
>improve your iq
Can't do much more than finish high school and make sure that you eat enough food and stuff like omega3.
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This is the winner of Miss Lesbian Poland 2019. Would clg vote for her?
>>13132168
>beyond CSS
I hope you mean DJango or JS, not the uber-cancer of web aka PHP?
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>computer talk
Rate my superior software.
[spoiler] I'm doing the Oracle tutorial for java. On the Swing stuff now. [/spoiler]
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>>13132479
>write "xd" in the field
>press Button
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>>13132581
My code can handle it, senpai. If you don't input a number, there's no change to label next to the button. Wish I knew regular expressions. Haven't gotten to that part yet.
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>>13132714
>alexa, am i cute?
cant wait for this to become ai.
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what do u guys think about men?
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>>13132961
we dont
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>>13132969
*ba dum tss*
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>>13132969
who hurt you?
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>>13132714
now try "xd7"
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>>13132214
Pegging is just for guys yeah. Your friend is retarded, or a man pretending to be a girl so his only available option is the ass.
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EAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>13131620
What kind of girls are you into?
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my heart hurts lmao
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>>13133853
mainly athletes! holy shit soccer girls are hot
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>>13132714
I forgot how ugly js was holy shit
You could do that a hell of a lot easier and cleaner in c sharp. Visual studio with windows forms and maybe a 2 minute tutorial would clean that up really quickly and reduce your effort by a lot anon. leaving you with more time to do what matters
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>>13134390
java not js. I am not used to drinking at the moment
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They finna fug?
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big or smoll whats your type /clg/?
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>>13136280
Neither. I want a wife the same height as I am. Average.
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>>13136280
I don't care as long as she is a cis lesbian and not obese.
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>>13136302
This, but I also don't want her to be someone to tries her hardest to look like a teenage boy.
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>>13136280
I want a 5'9 wife pls.
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Anyone ever made ayahuasca?
I found a couple different recipes (one with lye and one with mimosa) and I don’t know which to use
Does it actually make you vomit and shit too? I don’t really care if I throw up I just don’t want diarrhea. Maybe if I fast for a day or two it won’t be that bad
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Last night I had a dream where I had a tall qt girlfriend who fingered me in an empty changing room. It was pretty hot.
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>>13136847
I had a dream I fingered my ex and I woke up sad
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God i want to stick my penis into him
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>be busy for a while
>check thread
>about 60% disgusted
Anyways, my top tier cozy place is between the bookshelves at a library. I was a quiet kid who was bullied a lot and didn't really have friends after 2nd grade, and started having only online friends from middle school on. I had a lot of problems, and was really sad all the time, but I had two things: books and vidya. There were never any other kids in the library, so I could just quietly sift through the books, and I preferred to sit on the floor between the shelves rather than at the tables. Even right now I still feel so safe and relaxed just looking and picking out books in the public libraries, in the sections farthest from all the people, though I wouldn't sit on the floor because that's nasty.
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>>13137080
Like really fuck him
The way hagrid fucked that door in the first one
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>>13137103
Wrong thread lad
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>>13136280
I'm smoll, so I want a big gf.
From 170cm up
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>>13137125
AM I IN THE WRONG THREAD

WELL YES I THINK I AM

goddammit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98
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>>13137177
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>>13137152
>tfw when 176cm gf
big cuddles and spoons
even if she wants me to be the big spoon when i am 170cm
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>>13136280
I've noticed I'm attracted to women shorter than me which isn't hard to find at 5'8.
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>>13136847
Last night I dreamt I was hanging with my musician crush and we finally kissed. And she actually texted me back.
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How do I not be lonely?
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>>13137504
You dreamt about her texting you back or you woke up and she texted you?
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>>13137630
I dreamt about it.
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>>13137704
That's a shame, how good was that dream though?
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>>13137847
Pretty good. We were in some backstage area, eating, she reciprocated in her qt wholesome way when I flirted with her. I looked like the beginning stages of our relationship.
She actually announced she'll be holding a workshop in her hometown next month, where participants would spend several ours talking to her. I will actually be close to her town that day. I will go for sure and make this dream a reality.
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>>13137869
I want wholesome sleep fantasies too
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>>13136847
I had a dream where I became friends with a lesbian girl, who introduced me to her lesbian best friend, then we had a threesome.
Lots of sex dreams in clg today
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>>13138090
Follow your dreams anon.
Did I mention my crush is a tall qt too?
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>tfw no 185 cm gf
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>>13138538
damn that's tall as hell. I will say, I'm really attracted tall women, I'm 5'8" so taller than me by a sizable amount is about 6'0", which is hot in theory, but after being in a relationship where the other girl was shorter by 5 inches, it's beneficial to me now that I'd be with someone a bit close in size. Makes sex kinda easier
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Is it ok to finger a girl when I have a finger tattoo? Will she get spooky vaginosises please help
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>>13138771
Go finger that girl. I know a qt who has a finger tattoo and is hot as fuck and reminds me of my ex.

>tfw no kool punk gf
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>>13137573
Go outside, don't be 1/10 and talk to the dozen guys that are trying to score with you.
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>>13138714
Get into volleyball, lots of giantesses in there.
>pic related: 196 cm
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>>13133021
No bully, please.
>>13134390
>memelanguages
I'll stick with java, the best one. Later on in the tutorial, there's javafx, which is a more modern library.
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>>13136280
big so they can reach the stuff on the top cabinets
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>>13138796
ok thx anon. and im trying to be that kool punk gf

>i know my nails are long please no hate
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>>13138973
A-are you looking for a gf?
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>>13138973
Clean your nails
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>>13138991
yes but I'm southeast asian living at the other side of the world so probably all of you are out of the question for me :~))
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>>13139085
Are you one of the flip anons? How's dating over in Southeast Asia?
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>>13138973
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>>13139108
Nah, Malaysian. It's alright, the usual like it is everywhere I think, people mostly use apps and social media to look for dates, and generally all is cool unless you're stupid and get busted. Sometimes girls just come on to me but not the ones that are my type.

>>13139122
I just realized that posting a pic of your fingers here is like posting a pic of your dick heh
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>>13139220
I have a meme for that too
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>>13139220
Social media as well? Do they just hit up hot grills on Facebook and talk them up?
What is your type?
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Be honest. Would you date this former Chad?
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>>13138827
>>13138538
>tfw 186 cm
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>>13138831
you're checking if it contains *a* digit
what you should do is check if it contains *only* digits
just loop over the characters bro
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>>13139524
Hi anon, you like small chicks?
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>>13138831
Dot net is not a meme
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>>13139122
anybody else not really a fan of penetration of any kind? when I get fingered it's only clit stimulation, I never really had her go further down. She was the same way, so I've never been with anyone who actually liked being penetrated with fingers/tongue, but I assume it's common for lesbians to like it, I just haven't personally encountered it
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>>13139580
yeah

do you like freakishly tall latinas
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>>13139631
I don't like pussy penetration but I don't mind things in my butt for some reason
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>>13139565
Yeah, I've realized the flaw in the code. Happened when I had typed it all. The contains method takes a string argument, so I was gonna replace all that code with a regular expression eventually.
>bro
You don't need to be a tranny to post anime.
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>>13139632
I do!
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I wrote my diary entry for the day and it turned into a literal quarter life crisis. Send help. How am I gonna sleep in peace now
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>>13138973
I also have a snake tattoo
I like yours tho its small and cute
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This one finds the initials to the name that you've entered. I've noticed that it's fun to create your own little software. Even if I never go into programming, it's a nice hobby.
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sorry to intrude,
im a young tranny and am gonna try to stay out of women's spaces till long after i pass. does /clg/ think i should just an hero?
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>>13139747
Your snek has no teeth. What is the significance of this?
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>>13139248
I don't know how I feel about any of those going inside my princess parts

>>13139429
Ye, there are Facebook/Whatsapp/Wechat groups for them and everything, but no one just hits on any randos though unless they don't really have anything to lose and don't care about what other people say. Mostly you just get introduced to other gay girls by other gay girls. I like being alone most of the time so I don't meet new people often and thats why no gf, but even if I did meet a girl I like I don't know if I'd ask her out either. The kind of girl I like is the type who wouldn't care about something like that. I guess my type is someone mature and nurturing like a mommy gf kinda, equally quiet but erratic and just as aloof as I am. She'd be someone who I can just chill and read books, listen to music and watch movies with

https://youtu.be/Z1y5o2aFEco

>>13139747
thanks :33 thats a sweet Ouroboros

>>13139743
make yourself a cup of tea anon. feel better
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>>13138991
Girl you’re thirsty after one hand pic?
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>>13140034
You underestimate my tfw no gfness.
But nah, I'm thirsty after anon saying she's trying to become the kool punk gf.
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im joining AFROTC, wish me luck /clg/! i will be spreading chem trails to turn all the frogs lesbian
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>>13130688
Based
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>>13139632
how tall?
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>>13140780
see >>13139524
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>>13140785
yes I approve
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>>13139780
kys
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Any (cis lesbians only) want to play bidyas with me tonight?
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>>13141073
Or not. It's okay.
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>>13141803
I'm working I'm sorry
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>had a fun time on vacation with mom and a friend but really start longing for time to myself/solitude
Is that just me, I do like the people I'm spending time with but it's still kinda exhausting
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>>13142653
Some people's social batteries drain faster than others.
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>>13142696
>social batteries
I guess that's a good way to put it. I just feel like some people don't have any at all, or recharge them *while* being social.
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>>13142712
You mean extroverts?
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>>13142718
Yes those weirdos.
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I'm curious, are there any /u/ crossboarders here. I noticed that anytime anyone posts anime here they get labelled tranny
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>>13142943
I go to /u/ occasionally but I don't really post there a lot. It's a nice board though.
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>>13142943
I post there regularly, but I'm getting sick of its moderation lately. Mods are obviously newfag trannies who will ban you if you use the T word but won't delete pictures that contain males having 4-way with girls regardless of all the reports(got banned yesterday for pointing that out, while the picture was still there). Also futashit doesn't get deleted anymore unless you can clearly see the dick.
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>>13141073
What vidya do you want to play?
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>>13143275
>7 hours later
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SLOW
L
O
W
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>>13143391
We haven't got anything to talk about because we're all boring shut-ins
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>>13143294
>what is timezones
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>>13139749
>cuteprogram.png
That is a cute program.
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Any manga readers here? What are you reading?
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>>13143630
Not yuri, but I just finished Copernicus no Kokyuu. Story starts with a clown in a circus troupe getting taken advantage of every night by the ringmaster and eventually sold off to be a rich diplomat's boytoy. The art is great and at times phenomenal. As for the writing, it's a fucked up story about survivor's guilt, forbidden love, the consequences of sexual abuse and it's effect on people's romantic lives. It's not depressing all the way through though.
What are you reading anon? Whats your favourite mango?
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>>13143693
>what are you reading?
Stuff like Sounan desu ka?, New Game and In Another World With My Smartphone. The last one is a silly isekai with cute girls, fun adventures and great art. It doesn't take itself seriously, and that makes it enjoyable. The catgirl pic is from that one. I don't read much yuri. I've found that it's often too romantic for my tastes.
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>>13139749
What's the best way to learn this? Can you do it on your own?
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>>13143630
I'm more of a comic than a manga reader, but every time I do come back to manga, I'm enjoying myself a bunch. Currently I'm reading Dasei 67 percent.
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Guys, it's really not funny at all after all.
Just imagine the pain the jannies go through after having to dialate all day, that they mark certain words as spam now
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Tranny
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Trannyjanny are you okay, are you okay trannyjanny?
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>>13144044
what the hell, I couldn't do it before. Let me try again.
tranny
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>>13144057
I guess he's too busy cleaning his wound up, since he had to stop his dilation before to delete the thread in /fit/
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>>13144057
kek
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>>13143630
I read manga in bulk. I currently only following SnK regularly. About to catch up on Dungeon Meshi and start on Kokou no Hito. I adored Tokyo Ghoul though, feel like rereading it.
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>>13144057
you've been hit by
you've been struck by
ROGD
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Look at this poor skin graft
Every time I poo it chaffs with rash
How did my thighs get so red?
And what's that smell comin from the bed?
And this is where I threw up
I think that Dr Goldberg fucked it up
I never knew Jews had such giant snouts
The second hole is scarred and leaking out
And this is where they hacked my jewels
Most of the time I sit in blackened pools
Criminal doctor says I should soak in ice
Think my inner hairballs contracted lice
I wonder if it's too late
To save my sack from being hacked by blade
Life worse now that they've wrecked my back end
When I was ten they gave me estrogen

Every memory 'fore they attacked my back door
I had all the /clg/ threads open and I'd click "report"
To all posts saying, all posts saying
"You're guy, you're guy"
Every memory 'fore cock became a gross hole
A pound of uh-oh's on the bed that looks like bloody gore
It's hard to dilate, time to dilate
You're guy, you're guy
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>>13144134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4
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>>13140798
That's all I needed to hear, thanks anon!
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>>13144143
I'm not even her, but we really mean it.
Don't assume that we take pity in you just because you claim that you'll kys.
Just fucking do it already.
>but i won't invade women's spaces!!!
that's exactly what you're doing right now, go fall off a tall building.
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>>13144148
based anon
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Being an adult and having to make big decisions is hard. I don't like this.
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>>13145228
Flip a coin boom decision made
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>>13145297
Is that how you make all your life decisions normiefag?
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>>13145344
No, thinking about it, my life would probably be a lot better if I did leave all my decisions up to a coin flip lmaooo
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Why is she so qt /clg/?
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>>13145352
It's that bad huh
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>>13145577
In the past yeah
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>>13145590
How is life for you now?
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>>13145624
Still not good because I was retarded for 25 years, but I've got more clarity and control now, you know? Things are looking up. Medication is awesome.
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>>13145639
What drugs are you on?
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>>13145657
Wellbutrin bro
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>>13145639
I've been playing with the idea of going to therapy for a while, and I decided to finally take the plunge. I'm brainstorming as to why I think I may need to go and goddamn I'm pretty sure I got social anxiety going on.
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I don't think I want to be a boy or anything but a lot about being a girl sucks
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>>13145864
Do it, buddy.
>>13145888
You need to be 18+ to post on this website

What edition am I making?
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>>13146026
Larping edition
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>>13146095
In a perfect world I'd make that edition, but I can already see all the annoying bait. Anything else?
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>>13146142
board games edition
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>>13146152
Okay I guess

>>13146297
>>13146297
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