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Previous: >>11268410

Say something nice about the anon to whom you're replying!
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>>11272050
>is it normal for men to think they should be dating women when society pushes you to do so from the moment you are born
gee I wonder
Also you could be bi? And as a heads up, lots of gay guys won't be comfortable getting into serious relationships with you if you're still closeted. I've been on both ends of that and it sucks for everyone involved
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>>11272092
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>>11272105
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Thursday booty day. You do work out with your bf, right?
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>>11272125
>working out
cringe
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>>11272092

How common it is to be both gay and autist?
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>>11272326
Not very common. All biscums are insecure autists though who can't land roasties.
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Is excess water from enemas absorbed by the body for better or worse? IE can I just wait 20 minutes for all of the water to vanish from my rectum instead of forcing it out right away and grow my hemmorhoids in the process?
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how many grindr messages do you get per day?
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>>11272406
Zero. I would be a cuckold to my bf for never having to endure that shit app again.
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>>11272373
>Is excess water from enemas absorbed by the body for better or worse?
yes
>IE can I just wait 20 minutes for all of the water to vanish from my rectum
depends on how much water you use and presumably some other factors too
>instead of forcing it out right away and grow my hemmorhoids in the process?
sure, wait 5 minutes for the water to move around and loosen the nasty bits, but wouldn't letting it all be absorbed defeat the point of having an enema in the first place?
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reminder that doing a deep clean is bad for you
your body is a garden and it needs fertilizer
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>>11272125
>bf
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>>11272493
fäthër plëäsë söw yöür sëëd in my dïrt pïpë
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>>11272092

>tfw no qt bf into jazz and rough sex

Is that too much to ask for gaygen?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAvgbH11NjY
i would
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RUGBY/KRIEG HAS BEEN ARRESTED
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46465903
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>11272673
who?
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>>11272092
Real question:

When do get a bf will I finally be able to stop doing everything alone and for myself?
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>>11272702
tripfag from 3 years ago
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>>11272673
>21
Was he really that young? I thought he was older
Wonder what swede would make of this
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>>11272673
>extreme right wing activity
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tfw will never have a straight bf
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>>11272092
I’m convinced most fems are actually trannies.
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>>11272810
i'm convinced you spend too much time on 4channel
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https://youtu.be/dmFigR0d3uo

What are you listening to?
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>>11272779
uk is ogre
>>11272802
get a masc non-flamer bf instead
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>>11272820
implying masc gays are like straight guys or any different from fem gays
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>>11272802
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>>11272823
thanks anon, i hadn't thought if if like that before.
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>>11272828
what do chadette? just go for bisexual tops who leave us at some point?
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>>11272869
If only bi tops existed....
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>>11272880
your ex?
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>>11272886
Idk if he was actually bi
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>>11272917
huh?
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>>11272943
He said he wasn’t bi but idk if I believe him
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>>11272779
even THINKING right-wing thoughts in your head is illegal in bongistan
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>>11272946
are you still talking to him?
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>never had a bf
>oops now youre too old
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>>11273165
must suck to be 25
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>>11273168
>older than 25
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>>11273177
tfw turning 27 in a few days
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>>11273133
Yeah
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>>11273177
>>11273179
and still here...
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>>11272673

LMAO...poor ruggggz

if anyone gets his jail address let me know. I'll send him a care package from /gg/.
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>>11272823
>straight guys
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>>11273267

I blame swede for this. He broke his heart and caused him to go insane!
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>>11273278
>straight guys
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>>11273282
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>>11273278
>''masc'' gays
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>>11273186
i'm even older
>>11273267
no news of them being charged with anything yet
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>>11273290

more here: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-46460442
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>>11273286
I see, the majority of straight males are completely invisible to you. You're basically a woman.

>>11273292
bad image
hons are masculine as fuck
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BBC here's some more pics of Rugby...
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>>11273179
tfw already 27 turning 28 soon.
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>>11273320
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>>11273320
..
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/gaygen/, I am the Gay Djinn.
What is your wish?
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>>11273337
give me a big dick daddy
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>>11273337
Make all gays young healthy forever
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>>11273337
gib big dick i wont use and even bigger ass i will use
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>>11273337
give me a small dick bls
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>>11273296

very odd
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Why do BBC hate gays? What's their deal?
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>>11273337
gib stronk bully bf
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>>11273296

they always have jews chime in
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>>11273337
Give me a dick larger than my 12 cm one. Even 13 cm would do.
And make my bf appreciate kissing.
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>>11273385
>bf
>doesn't appreciate kissing
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>>11273402
He only makes out with me proper when we have sex and it's one of the things I like most. It doesn't have to be sexual. I've got lots of compliments for being a passionate kisser and when I got one in return I could kiss for minutes and be on cloud 9.
Not worth breaking up over but whatever.
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My dick twitched thinking about kissing
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>>11273424
>kissing
a straight man
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>>11273441
Wasn’t before but now I am
Thanks
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>>11273451
Nice Chadette
Watch sissy hypno stuff to get kickstarded in your transition
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>>11273455
I tried once because I was curious about what the attraction is to it
It made me feel extremely uncomfortable I’m not sure why it’s a thing
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>>11273461
I don't know why too. Maybe for those extremely submissive types into hard BDSM or being gangraped
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tfw your bed smells like sweat and cum
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Tfw you smell like feces and lube on the bus on the way home from a grindr fuck
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>>11273470
gangrape is hot but oddly bdsm is dumb to me
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>>11273483
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>>11273337
I wish I was happy with my body...

I’m not fat or even chubby but I’m no twink, I’m fuzzy and when I shave I get Ingrown hairs for days... ahhh
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>>11273518

are you happy with your face?
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>>11273472

if you're sweating during sex you don't exercise often and are fat

i've never sweated during sex even in a summer cabin with no air conditioning


>>11273483

if you cleaned your ass out properly it wouldn't smell like either
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>>11273541
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>>11273518
stop shaving then, einstein
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>>11273541
if you arent sweating during sex then it isnt good sex
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>>11273531
I’m indifferent to it

>>11273557
Yeah but I hate being hairy, makes me feel gross looking
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>>11273565
>I hate being hairy
Are you sure you're gay?
Why do you hate the one thing that most gays are attracted to?
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>>11273565
>makes me feel gross looking

why are trannies posting in /gaygen/?
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>>11273578
Lol maybe I’m just crazy, idk I wish I was some good looking twink tho instead of this otter-y mess

I got class, peace
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>>11273498
>tfw ywn be part of a gaygen gangbanging Chad
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>>11273578
>>11273584
cringe
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>started watching yuri on ice expecting garbage
>I actually really liked it
do I just have bad taste or??????
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>>11273592
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>>11273588
I wish I had a pony!
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>>11273651
here you go babe
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>>11273588
I know how you’re feeling anon, I feel pretty weird w/my body hair too
I also feel like I’m fat even though I’m 120lbs at 5”9, I just want slightly toned abs I guess
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>>11273667
Thank you based sky daddy!
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>tfw bf doesnt like the music i listen to nor the music i make myself
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Hi boys :) just a reminder never to hook up or have sex with someone who you don't consider at least an 8. Make this one of your golden rules. Even if you're drunk at 3 am stop yourself immediately

Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything :) but we've all been that dumb college twink and nothing is worse than that gross feeling of feeling devalued because you were "undersold" as it were and feeling like a prostitute who doesn't have the good sense to remember to ask for the money.

Having sex with someone should be a revitalizing and refreshing experience. It shouldn't be a struggle fuck or a shame fuck. Don't do it!

All it takes is a few unpleasant sexual experiences in a row to ruin casual sex for you forever! Not that that would necessarily be a bad thing, but you might want to have that card in your deck some day down the road.

Not that I've any experience with any of this lmao. I'm just putting together what I have read :)
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>>11273703
>hasn't heard of sit-ups
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>>11273745
i'm like a 3 overall
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>>11273735
Like that "bf" who didn't like any good movies. The only point of contact we found was the "trolls" movie about the little gnomes based on kid's toys, because it was funny to make dirty jokes about. I swear most of the "bfs" I ever had were just learning to ride the bike with training wheels. And i'm an old boy now.
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>>11273745
the only 8s that are going to hook up with you are fall-down drunk and they will ghost you as soon as they cum
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>>11273757
That's really tough. We all have our cross to bear. But there are some things you can do to bump up yourself in the attractiveness scale by at most 2-3 points. A six and become an 8, etc. They may need a make over, a gym membership, a shower and shave and a lesson in etiquette but they can do it.

That means you could bump yourself up to a 6, and if you are a 6 but someone's fetish, you can easily land an 8.
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>>11273747
I do 100 sit-ups everyday anon, I still don’t have abs yet. I have a flat belly but not really any abs yet.
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it's ok to shave!
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>>11273781
Some of us need to take advantage of stupid 8s. 8s swing in the balance, they are almost hot enough to be steadily desirable by 9s-10s, but the 9s and 10s have other 9s and 10s to attend to. Also the barrier to entry for the 9s and 10s is very very steep and jumps away from everybody else steeply.

So they have insecurities despite being objectively handsome, and are the ones who will be most willing to lower their standards in order to feel beautiful. So 8s should be ever vigilant of that but if you are an uggo and get fucked by an 8 you should be grateful to him.
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>>11273784
gym is seemingly amplifying my perception and dismorphia. Like noticing that there's no shit i can do about fem hands, wristlet, small feet etc.
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>>11272326
I'm pretty close to being gay and may have mild Asperger's.
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>>11273772
>good movies
>the "trolls" movie
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>>11273337
make the guy i was talking to realize what he’s missing out on
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>>11273784
>We all have our cross to bear.
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>>11273267
send a razor and dnp, he gotta keep lean for the boyfriends in the block
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>>11273788
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>>11273835
then be an 8 as a twink/femboy
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>>11273846
I don't have a feminine face, also i'm not a bottom.
I'm a incoherent mess.
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>>11273864
be a femmasc sub top
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>>11273846
twinks and fems can never be more than a 6 by definition
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>>11273876
?
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>>11273876
femshits btfo
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>"Hi. It feels like our match didn't really go anywhere, so I'd rather we delete each other from social media. It was nice chatting, though."

There. I fixed dating.
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>>11273873
whats this shit you made up
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>>11273873
>be an oxymoron!
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>>11272603
>tfw no jazz bf
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>>11273906
>tfw most guys dont even have the decency to let you down and instead just ghost
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>>11273788
you probably need to reduce your bodyfat
t. used to be a skinny little fuck who never exercised but had abs and a v
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>>11273358
This.
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>>11273952
How do I do that???? I weigh 120 rn and I have been trying harder to get fit.
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>weiner warmer has tapped you!
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>>11273964

You have to eat too. If you are going to Build something, you need Food to do it.
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gay djinn sounds like gay gen
that was the joke you asshole
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currently: reading all of Rugby's posts in the archives and cackling at the knowledge he is currently in some shithole holding cell in south wales right now awaiting interrogation


aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah
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>>11273980
post some good ones
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>>11273964
>>>/fit/
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>>11273980
Pick out the best ones
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>>11273952
>had abs and a v
adonis belts are so hot

>>11273980
lel
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>>11273337
I wish I didn't have procrastination.
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>>11272673
>neo nazi group
>gay
Why?
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I can't believe I seriously thought I was on the road to finding happiness and forming some sort of true connection with someone two months ago hahahaha. ME, happy? HAHAHAHA.
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>>11274152
He overdosed on all of those redpills
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>>11272673
It's hilarious
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>>11274155
>redpills
I wonder how many we've lost to them

>>11274175
not as much as the disappointment of finding out he is straight
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>>11273980
Screenshot them before they disappear!!!
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after reading another article I've got to say he is pretty terrible. was he like this when he posted here?
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>disgusted by the thought of topping someone around my age
>topping someone over 40 is good though
is this normal?
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>>11274292

I wouldn't call it normal but it is common
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>>11274292
Sure anon, good luck finding your slutty muscle daddy
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>>11274275
this is what happens when you visit /pol/
never go there children
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>>11274321
40+ year old femboys and twinks only
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>tfw in the closet
>colleagues challenge me to get a girl's number
>they don't know
>I ain't a bitch so I do it
>get rejected instead

How am I supposed to get a bf if I can't even get some random hoe's number... ;_;
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>>11274275
He was a prick to me sometimes but that's because I wasn't white and wasn't masc.

Wasn't aware he was a minor though
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>>11274345
men aren't as retarded as girls
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Gaygen was fun back then it seems
https://archiveofsins.com/data/lgbt/image/1409/67/1409678710818.webm
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>>11274327
>40+ year old femboys and twinks only
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Have you ever been rejected by a guy in real life before? Story me up.
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>>11274352
can confirm
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>>11274345
was she from the us?
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>>11274386
He asked me out just so he can reject me afterwards
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>>11274386
nope. i've only pursued one guy before and it ended up with me getting the ghosted LOL
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post vocaroos

https://vocaroo.com/i/s03nxM8uVIBB
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>>11274402
No, Ukraine.
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Reminder that stealthing is a legitimate fetish
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>>11274408
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0moq2fUn83R
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>>11274403
He asked you out because he thought you were dating material.
You proved him wrong.
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>>11274418
for the bottom?
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>>11274413
at least now i know where you're from as the last person in this thread
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>>11274422
get this out of my head oh my god
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>>11274428
For the top
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>>11274430
Actually you don't, because I said where she's from, not where I'm from. At least you know where I'm not from.
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>>11274408
Here's me doing accent tag words (link if you want it https://www.tagquestions.net/accent-tag-questions/) :

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fq3u1w2koO

Mic quality is shit, I know.
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>>11274441
you suck
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>>11274463
You wish.
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>>11274449
>tfw shit accent so can't do this
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>>11274478
What kind of accent do you have? At least give some effort if you can.
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>>11274493
A shit one. *dabs*
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>>11274436
the fantasy is hot but I'd freak out if someone would stealth me irl
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>>11274518
>getting an incurable disease is hot
seek help, anon
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>>11274408
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lrCessrC7j
>>11274419
>>11274470
Based
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ehrtANu3R4
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>>11273337
Death. Please.
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Why don't you have a cuddly bear bf?
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>>11274559
Because I'm not American.
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>>11274559
my life is in the crapper, i don't deserve a cuddly bf
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>>11274559
>don't like bears
>don't like silicone in my balls
that's why
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>>11274542
your voice sounds uncannily like someone pissing

>>11274559
because I want to be the cuddly bear bf
but also >>11274579
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>>11274586
>I want to be the cuddly bear bf

Start lifting then.
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>>11274559
Because he dumped me for someone that does ass-to-mouth
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>>11274626
Why do guys love sexually humiliating their bottoms?
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>>11274643
Why not?
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>>11274643
Because they're pigs
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>>11274643
They put up an easy target and are less likely to defend themselves
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GxjmhWISyu

who else /sadAF/ this evening
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>>11274643
Right? NO MORE shall tops bully bottoms.
Bottom uprising when?
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>>11274724
once bottoms stop bullying other bottoms
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>>11274643
bottoms aren't for humiliating, they're for cuddling

>>11274722
if by this evening you mean always then yes
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>>11274743
>cuddling
>>11231340
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>>11274643
Because most bottoms LOVE it, and it just comes naturally from the situation. If you have another man submitting to you, kneeling for you, sucking your cock, offering up his tight little butt for your enjoyment... it's humiliating just to verbally acknowledge what's going on, and it's impossible to resist rubbing it in his face a little bit.
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My boyfriend is literally materializing before my eyes except he lives in another country about 350 miles away from me.

It's crazy how technology can enhance the idea of long distance relationships I dont know how to deal with it. But it is a godsend for autists.

I just hope I dont betray his trust and ruin it in the last inning. But I know he understands my point of view and would talk it out first before vanishing into thin air if I did do that.
I'm a horny motherfucker like every other man and I'm still technically single and porn rots your brain, what am I to do not have any sex or jerk off?
It's not a problem for either of us to fly out and spend time together if we wanted to. I wish him everything desu
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>>11274768
well before, during and after pumping a load in them obviously
>unless he wanted me to 'humiliate' him a little bit
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>>11274768
> being this afraid of even a slightest bit of affection
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>>11274790
It's also more likely that tops don't see how much bottoms already put up with and keep on demanding more
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>>11274794
LDRs are terrible and a meme
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>>11274743
>bottoms aren't for humiliating, they're for cuddling
>implying you have to pick one or the other
I will tease my qtbois until they're red in the face, spank them until they cry, fuck them until they scream my name, and then get tender with them and keep them tight in my arms all night for a nice sleepover, and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me
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>>11274724
>Bottom uprising when?
Bottoms raising their ass up with their face buried in the pillow?
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>>11274794
>>11274828
These things can work sometimes, but you have to keep it very realistic and down-to-earth. Don't call it a "relationship" or behave as if you're committed to each other unless one of you has a solid plan to re-locate to be together for real.
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>>11274626
why are you such a prude?
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>>11274826
I haven't been with a ton of guys so maybe I've just picked a certain "type." but the bottoms I have been with, and most that I have talked to, tend to be kinkier than I am with fantasies and fetishes that go further into the "extremes" of humiliation and dom/sub than I would even be comfortable with.

It's not that I actually treat them like shit and I know that isn't what they want, but in a friendly affectionate context, it seems like teasing and "sex banter" and roughhousing are more than welcome. Like I honestly think they would get bored if I was ONLY sweet and affectionate and gentle and never pushed the limits at all
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>>11274850
The taste of shit makes me gag
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>>11274722
cute cute cute
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>>11274881
learn how to douche and eat more fiber
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would a muscle bottom get humiliated and destroyed too?
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>>11274881
stick an air freshener in your butt beforehand
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>>11274895
You're fucking disgusting and a disgrace to human beings
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>>11274850
some people don't like that and it doesn't inherently make them a prude just because they don't like it.
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>>11274906
no u
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>>11274903
the submission of a masculine musclebitch is the sweetest prize of all. When it gets really gay, a skinny little twink can tell himself that he just got dominated and overpowered and that's why he allowed himself to be treated in such a way. But a jock-qt COULD fight you off and stop you if he wanted to... but he submits and takes it and accepts it because he LIKES being treated that way. And this is the deepest, most beautiful humiliation of all
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>>11274906
god i wanna stroke that kitty
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>>11274940
Can confirm.
6'7" muscledad loves to take hung twink dick on the reg
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>>11274940
reading stuff like this makes me wish i was straight
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>>11274986
reading stuff like this makes me glad i'm not retarded
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>>11274986
this except for 95% of the posts here
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>>11274986
>>11275049
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reminder that this is a friendlyposting edition and anyone who falls out will be made to kiss and make up
repeat offenders will be made to top all other posters
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>>11275059
do you think i could find a gf who wants a fag to peg me or some shit? i mean i wouldn't have to look at her if i'm facing down
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>>11274940
People replying to this post
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>>11275078
How fucking pathetic can you get lmao
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>>11274940
sounds hot tbqh
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>>11275094
so is that a no?
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GODDAMN SMASH IS SO CLOSE GODDAMN I WANNA PLAY SMASH I WANNA LEAVE WORK FUCK HECK AHHHH
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>>11275120
who are you going to play as anon
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>>11275132
I'm gonna play the new Link first in a four man free for all, then probably classic mode, and then world of light, and then probably go to bed because I have work tomorrow :(
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>>11275109
why the fuck are men so god dam sexy it's so unfair i'm not even gay
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>>11274986
>tfw no muscle bottom bf who's ashamed to be called musclebitch
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>>11275163
Location
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>>11275167
midwest. come over sunday for mimosas?
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>>11275152
>ywn participate in a four-man free-for-all that results in the other three men pinning you down and having their way with you
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>>11275171
>mimosas
>''not even gay''
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>>11275152
have fun
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>>11275120
I do not get the massive hype smash gets, it's just a casual fighter
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>>11275202
It's the best fighting game and a love letter to everyone who's ever loved a video game. No other game lets you have Pacman fighting Solid Snake fighting Jigglypuff at Delfino Plaza
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Daily remainder that you're a disgrace to your father no matter how often he claim otherwise, and he's forced to accept a son the whole world laugfhs about

> You'll never be able to start a true family and make him grandchildren
> You'll never be a full part of society
> You'll eventually catch AIDS or hepatitis and die
due to your degenerate lifestyle choices
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>>11275211
Show us your dick
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>>11275223
why?
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>>11275227
to make your dad proud
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>>11275227
Because it's the only thing you're good for
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>>11275210
>It's the best fighting game
Not even close to best buddy. The cast of fighters is pretty cool and all but the gameplay overall is pretty meh
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>>11275211
Don't care lol
Now let's see that micropeepee
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>>11275236
It's a genre that's literally all its own. Every other fighting game is just a rip-off of Street Fighter
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>>11275236
What's your favorite fighter
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>>11275227
cus ur gay if u don't
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>>11275243
Sounds like you haven't played a lot of fighters outside of smash
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>>11275259
I have, mostly DBZ games but none compare to Smash
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Is their money is being a gay prostitute?
I'm straight and I'm /fit/ hairy etc. I just want to make enough money to pay for rent and to save up.
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>>11275255
>>11275241
>>11275231
>>11275228
I'm not showing you my dick. I'm just helping you remember what the old guy is doing for you
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>>11275253
Tekken is up there but i'm gonna have to credit Absolver with getting me really into the genre, there's so many now i can't pick just one.
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>>11275211
>> You'll never be able to start a true family and make him grandchildren
don't care lol
>> You'll never be a full part of society
i'm more apart of my community that 99% of heteros
>> You'll eventually catch AIDS or hepatitis and die
aids will be cured in 10 years, grampa
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> have pic related as phone background
> Oh, you're a Hanzo main?
> shit.gif
> No, but I like playing as him sometimes
> tfw I don't play overwatch, but now someone wants to play overwatch with me

> tfw I just had a pic of my husbando as a background
> suddenly I have to learn to play overwatch.
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I finally used a dildo, it was small. It wasn't easy to get it in, hopefully I don't get hemorrhoids now.
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>>11275282
It's easy, just click on heads
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>>11274559
Because I’m trynna get my a cuddly manlet otter bf
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>>11275281
> i'm more apart of my community that 99% of heteros
Don't lie, why would you be on this site?
You obviously feel bad, why else would you feel solicited?
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>>11275264
i used to work in gay porn.
the rule is:
have at least 2 out of 3
1) handsome face
2) hot body
3) big cock

if you've got that then you could probably be a gay prostitute,

put an ad on rentmen.com and see if you get any bites
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>>11275300
don't really want to get too much into my personal life on 4channel so youre gonna have to just trust me.
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>>11275299
Why are manlets so fucking cute?
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>>11275290
I mean, that's fair. God I love him so much. I just like non-twink Japanese men so much. fucking hot.
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>>11275282
are people really that clueless, if I saw that pic on someone's phone I'd assume their bara enthusiasts with a pec worship fetish
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>>11275311
>Why are manlets so fucking fat?
FTFY
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>>11275311
He should fuck the manlet to establish dominance
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>>11275323
> are people really that clueless?
The answer to that question is always yes
> pec worship fetish
Nah, just Shimada Hanzou
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>>11275281
Post dick
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>>11275311
Idk I just love his fuzzy lil chest and tummy and his cute perky fuzzy butt and his lil hands and how I have to lean down to give him a lil kissy or he has to get on his tiptoes uwu
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>>11275333
But that's not what i was saying anon, manlets can be fat too but i see a lot more normal height fatties than manlets
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>>11275282
how weird is it that i have a woman as my background on my phone
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>>11275211
>You'll never be able to start a true family and make him grandchildren
What's this /pol/ meme that adoption isn't "real"? My dad was adopted and im way closer to his parents than my mothers.
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>>11275363
Lol, he can barely fight back
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>>11275365
Depends on the woman
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>>11275302
Were you an actor?
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>>11275380
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>>11275311
You can see that her body and facing the big guy, she's looking and smiling at the big guy. It's like the manlet isn't even there.
Incels are right.

The same thing happens with gays?
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>>11275442
>and facing
is facing
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>>11275442
Gays love manlets.
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>>11275447
>is facing
And face
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>>11275424
>Lana del Rey
pretty gay
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>>11275442
i don't know where it's from but i've seen a gif of it and the girl is straight out drooling over the buff dude while the manlet tries to keep up

there's just something so cute about manlets being frustrated over their size
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>>11275424
gayer than bara desu

>>11275442
you videos even worse
she's quite clearly only interested in the taller guy
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> you get in an accident or somehow die
> you wake up and this guy is beside you
> "Oh hey, you're awake"
You're in a different world where gay relationships are normal, what do?
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>>11275494
Kill myself again to see where i end up next
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>>11275442
no, smoll gays usually end up with bigger dominant guys or someone of their size
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>>11275503
> No sexy knight bf
y tho?
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>>11275494
>You're in a different world where gay relationships are normal
Any major western metropolis?
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>>11275494
Can I get a qt wizard bf instead
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>>11275454
Thanks
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>>11275506
>small gays end up with either big or small gays
Yep, those are the options
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>>11275529
3 years off love but I'm not that qt
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>>11275524
> no, like isekai harem manga, but with men
>>11275529
sure why not
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>tfw i keep crushing on random youtubers and their boyfriends
I'm so lonely
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>>11275627
I wanna pee in his butt
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>>11275897
that sounds uncomfortable
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>>11275627
would put my peepee in his butt if he shaved that ugly beard
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>>11275951
only because the only thing you're thinking about is what happens when he pulls out
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>>11275971
Shut your face that beard is gorgeous
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>>11275980
his face isn't tho
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>>11275979
really just the whole experience... it's uncomfortable to piss with a hardon, it's also uncomfortable to force a flaccid cock into someone's butthole, I imagine it would be physically uncomfortable to force out a stream of piss against the internal pressure of his body, it's gross to think about giving a guy a piss enema while I'm inside him, really there is just not a single part of this idea that I like
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>>11275992
personally i piss like a firehose when i'm hard.
also you're supposed to piss after you cum
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>>11275984
Doesn't really matter, both of my hands would be covering his face maybe with one finger or three in his mouth while i'm pound his bear ass mercilessly. That's why i don't want to feel raspy disgusting beards on my hands.
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>tfw two digit IQ
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>>11275999
>also you're supposed to piss after you cum
And what if I don't?
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>>11276020
retards find love all the time, you'll be fine
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>>11276026
he explodes
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>>11276028
how did you meet your bf, anon?
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>>11276034
lol cute, i wish i had a bf
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STORY TIME

>named Alan
>didnt have many friends in school
>friends I did have would call me Big Al
>dont really think much of it
>start to get into Gachimuchi music
>also start to become Really Really depressed
>discover theres a character called "Big Gay Al" in southpark
>see "IM SUPER" bit feel less depressed
>start to really like Mr.slaves character
>Start liking Village people, Birds, and stuff.
>Start exercising more, am currently a "Bear" but dont really find it attractive.

Does this make me Gay? I like women and would kill to get laid with some of the girls that go to college here, (especially when they wear such tight clothing). Yet Im always terrible with women and too afraid to ask them out, and when they do start talking about their genitals I always get grossed out about it when they start talking about their periods.

Id be Ok with being Bi or gay, I just dont want to get HIV or any other scary STDs, The fact that there are people out there that WANT to get HIV scares me
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>>11276047
>>11276034
and kiss
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>>11276064
>I like women
>Id be Ok with being Bi or gay
Ok. But where's the 'I like men' part?
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>>11276086
Im more comfortable around guys desu, I like that guys are more self sufficient and that guys arent always super PC. Also dont really understand women.
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>>11276028
>you'll be fine
I don't know anon, i'm losing it. Can't shake the feeling i'm less than most on something that influences sucess on almost everything you do.
Tired of making a fool of myself in social situations, college and more.
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>>11276086
Do not give dumb straight fags any (you)s, it'll just attract more
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>>11276104
p r I s o n g a y
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god imagine being in a prison where everyone is gay and you have literally nothing to do all day except each other. also everyone's diet is terrible and there are no douches, condoms or lubricants.
wwyd?
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>>11276117
These are all feelings you have about yourself, embrace your stupidity instead and stop giving a fuck about "being less" or what other people think.
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>>11276117
shut yourself off completely like I did

>>11276104
>dont really understand women
does anyone? but if you're not attracted to men then you're not gay
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hello where is the new thread
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>>11276142
yea because that totally works
>>11276156
make one you lazy faggot
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>>11276156
I made last two. Your turn feget.
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>>11276175
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>>11274559
Because I'm into lanky anemic guys with nice skin. Still no bf though.
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>>11276156
>>11276177
Why?
Use the thread watcher, there's no fucking reason to be jumping through threads
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>>11276188
There's no reason not to either
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>>11276142
>attracted
like my dick wont get hard or anything, but Il always be like, "Fuck Wish I was that dude" or "damn Id suck that cock"

I dont think im Gay, the only reason why I like dicks is tentacle fantasy. I also do not like the smell of most locker rooms
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>>11276135
Blowjobs.
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>>11273331
>>11273320
Oh I remember this guy, he was in that homopol discord years ago. How can people be so comfortable posting pics like that in public I'll never know. Such a turn off too.



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