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What comes to mind when you think of your fellow /k/ommandos?
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>>42317364
>that fucking misshapen-strawberry-elbow
goddamn I'm fat but this dude is HEFTY
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>>42317364
i hope no one takes my names on grobbulus. spent my 3 reserves on the bloodsail
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>autistic
>weeb
>anime pillows
>tons of slav shit
>russian milsurp gear
>possible ethno nationalist or crossboarding poltard nowadays
>homosexual or tranny
>crossdressing for memes and not homosexual
>cum brownies
>dragon dildos
>furries
>fursuits
>possible rape innnawoods at meet ups
>might get murdered over MREs or giving the wrong looks like a glownigger would
>possible glows

sorry my own autism can't handle meeting a kommado irl
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>>42317364
Fat autists, noguns, and a sprinkling of competence.
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>>42317364
Lots of eurofags who have never held or owned a gun telling me that they know more about them than an 11B
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People who spend way too much money on gear and medical supplies and Gucci guns and not enough time shooting.
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>>42317364
Impervious to the ultimate weapon. The destroyer of lives. The vagina.
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>>42317364
Someone like Clyde - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56uucRSXS0
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>>42317429

Its like saying a call center employee knows the most about phones because they have been issued one
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Lack of showers
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>>42317607
imagine the smell
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>>42317547
They don't need to maintain, disassemble, and put their life in the hands of a phone for hours on end.
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>>42317364
Honestly, I wouldn't want to bump into another /k/ommando irl. If someone gave autism a gun, that's what comes to mind and I wouldn't want to be around it.
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>>42318199
>getting shoot
>getting gased with bleach
>getting burned by Napalm
>getting fucked by IED flashbangs
Mhh, I want to bump into another /k/ommando irl. Its like a surprise of autism
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I met a /k/ommando on an off chance. Super weird dude, social shut-in, spoke in memes. I'd be super uneasy with him knowing where I lived. Knowing he carries a gun makes me happy to also be armed.

I know there are fairly "normal" guys on here, but I won't risk it again.
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>>42317364
Sugar mouthed egyptians. Oh. SUGAR MOUTHED! I don't trust you fatass trannies. We should rescind LGBT gun rights and shoot a gay bear through the chest not quite through the heart and listen to it's labored breathing and choking on blood. This is what happens when you force your gay tranny memes, you get people tired of it VERY quickly. The mods really really hate this sherbet mouth egyptian fellow.
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>>42318386
Big Chonk, Absolute Unit
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>>42318391
>Filename
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>>42317417
Yep you got just about everything. Would add conspiracy theorist clown if you include visiting /pol/tards
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I think of that fat guy that cuts up water bottles with swords that talks with his own made up accent
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>>42317364
Every single group picture of /k/ommandos has been AT LEAST 2/3rds lardasses. Like really a lot of fat fucks is what I'm getting at.
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>>42317364
>What comes to mind when you think of your fellow /k/ommandos?

I think of Otto Skorzeny for some reason.
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>>42317997
Kek
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Most of us have probably met /k/ommandos before, we just didn't act like spergs so you didn't know
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Fatty bunters deserve to be gassed
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>>42319077
I'm pretty sure I met a guy from /x/ once. He talked about his work being haunted.
Turns out he's a confederate monarchist
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>>42318345
Don't forget there might be the flushing of a grenade down a toilet
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Fat retards with wrong opinions.
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Dummy thic weebs who are ultimately ok guys
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>>42317364
>male
>22-26 years
>5'8"-5'11"
>150-190lbs
>predominantly skinnyfats but a number of just skinny or even healthy builds
>white
>below average to average hygiene
>average looking facial bone structure
>quiet but a sperg on the few subjects hes interested in
>cant hold a conversation with normal people but probably would with me
Check in
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IM GROWING MORE POWERFUL
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>>42317364
degenerate autist with a gun
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>>42318386
Gondola put on some weight.
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>>42320069
He's in my wall?
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>>42320092
>Meet the MK.IV Pistol
>The deadliest handgun ever designed
>capable of shooting 2000 rounds per minute
>can mount 10x optical scopes and other assault attachments
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>>42317417
>cumming on guns
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>>42319595
Fuck.
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Wtf
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>>42317364
Somebody’s been eating too many rations instead of looking for artifacts.
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>>42317429
god US MILfags are the most obnoxious people on earth
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>>42317657
*never deployed
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>>42320092
this looks like something out of border lands lmfao
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>>42320069
Thanks this made me jump
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>>42317364
The one guy who shoved a nugget bolt up his ass and used it as a prostate massager
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>>42317364
>80% nogunz
>10% LARPERS
>5% Richfags showing off their shit
>5% People on a Federal watch-list who might do some serious damage someday
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>ye olde kebab remover
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>>42317364
After meeting some of you fucks in real life. This is the only thing I can think of anymore.
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>>42317364
Someone like me
>kinda fat, but not the fattest
>A few guns, but mostly normie easy to get stuff
>shoots twice a month
>okay shot, but could be better if they had the fortitude to practice
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>>42321457
It's worrying how accurate this is. But you're missing a few things.
>has a job either part time/ full time
>Lives alone or lives with family but usually pays rent and helps them out if they need it without question
>Likes to collect/ buy surp/ prep
>Has as group of semi normie/ "based" friends that don't browse.
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>>42317364
Only the Kommandos you meet IRL are worth their Salt and are genuinely chill. They're very good friends with each other or practically family. After a night or so and one to two meet ups, you'll fit right in if you go with the flow and aren't completely social inept.

Everyone else is a mixed bag.
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>>42321457
>>42321486
Are you guys me?
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>>42321539
No. But we'd get along just fine though.
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>>42320134
>cumming in guns
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>>42317364
Chucklefucks who LARP, talk trash, and collect guns. I don't mind them. They're a comedic relief to the constant bs of politics.

>t. met /k/omrades /pol/-tards irl before
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>>42318410
Where's the patch?
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>>42318386
>that mask
Where to cop?
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Anyone 'member that /k/ommando map a few years back?
>there's a /k/ommando like 5 streets from me
>I've probably walked past him irl and never thought anything of it
UwU



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