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Imagine spending thousands of dollars on tactical shit for Muh bugaloo when you can’t do one pushup or run half a mile
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>>42002822
This but unironically
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>>42002822
Yeah, but that pic is over doing it. Aim for like a Michael Phelps, or some thing Ottermode but maybe with a tiny extra bulk.
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>one push up or run half a mile
Pretty low standards OP. Try exercising more than once a month
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>>42002822
I would definitely let them group plunder all my holes desu no homo.
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>>42002855
>I would definitely let them
Do you even have a choice?
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>>42002854
Nigger I lift daily
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>>42002887
Can't rape the willing
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>>42002854
True, being unable to do a push up and run 800m should be enough to have you sent to a training squad, and any refusal have you shot
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>>42002822
how do I look like these dudes unironically?
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>>42002914
Kek
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>>42002822
Does being a martial artist count?
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>>42002822
Imagine spending thousands of hours to get yourself to look like this, only to get ventilated in the back by some neckbeard who spent that time larping at the range.
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>>42003003
sort of, if you can do some ground work and not gas out after 30 seconds you are above most other anons in terms of logevity. I am talking about endurence only, you dont want your first blow not to be a knockout
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>>42002919
>Can't rape the willing
You kinda can. How often do women have sex and hate it or felt weird and reported it as being raped?
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>>42002849
Literally to be Michael Phelps or ottermode all you have to do is not eat a lot, jog sometimes and do pullups
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>>42002822
I hate Seals as much as the next guy, but goddamn are they good at getting fit. Pic related, virtually all body weight calisthenics and its kicking my ass. Utilizes a high intensity. low intensity, high intensity structure to it.
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>>42003104
t. rare female /k/unt
Women like whatever the fuck I tell them to like, seeing as how 99% of them have zero personality whatsoever. And for a Woman to consent to fuck just to then bitch about it as rape because muh feelings is the most woman tier bullshit I've ever fucking heard. It's this shit right here, this motherfucking shit is whats turned me to preferring traps over real women. Go bitch about equal pay or some dumb shit you bitch.
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>>42002849
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>>42002822
>implying those retards can run for more than 15 feet without getting winded
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>>42002822
I like my Russians with a bit more.....Fur
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>>42003209
You better mean fish fur, comrade.
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>>42003236
No
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>>42003244
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>>42002822
I am trying to get a scale from this image but all the men appear to be significantly shorter than two AKs tall. This would make them manlets, which is typical for most bodybuilders. Guy on the left is what? 5'8"?
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>>42002822
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
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>>42002961
Synthol
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>>42003180
top kek
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>>42004491
Based
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>>42002822
could those boys do 10 press ups?
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>>42004546
fuck me, seen some bad synthol injections but holy fuck
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>>42002822
I doubt they're good runners desu.
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>>42002822
Imagine not being able to wipe your own ass from either being a fat fuck or a ride out douche!
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>>42004938
they'd also be utterly fucked when their supply of steroids runs out.
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>>42002914

So you're one of those fit fat types that probably couldn't run a 6 minute mile to save your life. Or a liar. Yeah, you're probably just a liar.
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>>42004929
>bad synthol
No such thing
That shit makes u buff ez
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Imagine using the word bugaloo
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Imagine getting that buff and never punching someone in the face or getting punched back.
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>>42005433
You can always go to a gay bar and wait for a gay guy to come up and try to ask you out and then just laugh at his face and say "no" and drink your beer as you make the gay guy cry and go on /pol/ and cry about how much the world would be better if Hitler had won the war.
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these guys probably would struggle to run a mile. ever watch interviews with really huge bodybuilders? theyre always outta breath. 300 lbs is 300 lbs, and while muscle is better than fat, thats still a ton of tissue to supply oxygen to.
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>>42002961
Copious amounts of sterons.
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>>42005564
I mean, I guess I could do that but I'm not sure what it has to do with anything.
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>>42005634
You get to feel what it's like to be one of those girls that turns down a boy at a bar but this time your a muscular guy turning down a gay guy that likely browses /pol/ and it makes you feel funny and gitty inside as he cries on /pol/ or /r9k/ about how he got turned down because he wasn't trans enough or something.
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>>42005686
I've done that though, but not at a gay bar. Like straight guys they usually don't stop, they just keep hitting on you. Guard your drink.
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>>42002822
Those guys cant run half a mile.
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>>42005753
Just go fucking do it, i done it before and it's fun as hell to watch gay guys to try and ask me out and turn them down by laughing at their face and telling them no, had one that was in his 18s go back to his group crying his eyes out because i wouldn't be his "Daddy".

Shits FUCKING hilarious and fun to do.
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>>42005789
No thanks, that's kind of weird.
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>>42005789
>>42005871
Total psycho and probably a closet fag, get help anon.
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>>42002822
Just imagine how many recruits these guys have raped
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>>42005945
I do the same to girls so not a faggot and besides it gives me a nice feeling inside especially when i make someone cry which is a rare thing but not often rare in gay bars which is funny enough. Just something about being the one that gets to play the turning down the card on someone just feels great especially when you grin wideky and tell them either no or mock at them in a sarcastic matter.

It feels amazing.
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>>42006030
>hey boris! We have american capitalist pig in squad!
>well well well... looks like we will have to teach the american soldier here how we russians work our squad the russian way right yuri?
>da! Hey ivan, get the diesel oil because we are going to have to make american boy here easy to penetrate like how russia penetrate fatherland's flanks
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>>42005945
I don't need help. The other anon was trying to help me by getting me raped so I'm definitely not trying to get any help from you. At first it's nice having someone pay that much attention to you but once you realize they just want to fuck you it loses it's appeal.
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>>42006068
>get krokodile'd by Gay Russian Spetsnaz Commandos
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Bump
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>>42002961
You eat 500g protein a day
Take half gram of test and half gram of teen a day plus 20 iu growth hormone and various supplements
Spend hours in the gym every day properly lifting
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>>42006966
Only 30g protein can be digested in an hour so 24 hours is 720g protein excluding sleeping hours
Also protein consumption is dependent on body weight and shorter men don’t need as much and look bigger due to compressed bodies
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>>42007086
Do you even lift, nerdfag?
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>>42002822
Stfu. I’m aesthetic as fuck
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>>42007144
post peepee or GTFO
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I can do 15 push ups and run a kilometer without having a heart attack. I know I'm not /fit/ but still better than half of /k/ posters.
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>>42005303
You can see by the absence of abs there's a lanklet beneath all that synthol
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>>42002914
Post body
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>>42002822
This.
An effective start for a helpless fatty would be to take the stairs whenever you can and curb your intake of trash-tier food.
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>>42002822
Go ahead, run half a mile while I shoot you with my AK47. The recent Syrian, Iraq and Yemen wars demonstrate that superior equipment and better physicality pale in comparison to brains, numbers and balls
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>>42002822
>roiding for this
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>>42002914

your plan is probably retarded if you lift daily lol
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>>42002822
I could outrun these fucks easy
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>>42007450
I can do 25
>smugpepe.jpg
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>>42002822
Given the size of those lads, I'm not convinced they could run a half mile.
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>>42004491
>Rich piano man
>synthol
Thats called cocaine and steroids for years bud
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>>42002822
Imagine spending thousands of dollars on steroids for Muh strong man Muh alpha when you can get shot by a skinny manlet and die.
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>>42002822
Imagine having to add a pound of whey powder to every mre bag to keep your grunts going.
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>>42003003

martial autist
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>>42012183
Probably both and synthol
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>>42002822
Imagine making yourself 5x more dependent on food and water, all while making yourself a bigger target
Crossfit 4 lyfe
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>>42013848
More like 8 hour arm workouts
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>>42007086
>Only 30g protein can be digested in an hour
imagine being this dumb and still feeling the need to post
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>>42002822
imagine being in peak physical condition and getting shot in the head an hour into the bugaloo by a fat, diabetic, asthmatic grandpa, who's drawing hits off a lucky strike through his trach tube during changing out his oxygen tank, all while he sits in his deer blind 300 yards away

god made man, sam colt made them equal
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>>42018118
>god made man, sam colt made them equal
>this is my excuse for being an out of shape fuck, what’s yours?
Having a base line of physical fitness is objectively superior to having none. Does this mean you have to be shredded animal who spends all night in the gym? No. Should you be able to carry a pack with your kit over a distance and not be gassed? Yes.

The human body is not made to sit.
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>>42018173
or being shot for that matter
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The more you weigh, the less you can carry without injuring yourself.
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>>42002822
Imagine making this thread 3 times a week and calling anyone who calls you out on it a fattie
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>>42002822
i hate running
even in the army, running 10 miles sucks
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>>42004491
FOUR MAGS C'MON
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>>42018497
so babies are the ultimate in survival when shit hits the fan
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>>42002822
It's even more important to know how to coordinate with other people to create networks of mutual help and support.
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>>42003104
Doesn't mean it was rape. What are you even talking about?
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>>42002822
Imagine being so beef-caked out that your chances for survival are lessened greatly because of the sheer amount of calories you have to consume to maintain your JOOZY GAINS BRAH, while some ottermode skelly can out-do you in literally every endurance/stamina faculty
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>>42011462
This
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>>42002914
Hows your cramps, gym queen?
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>>42003113
you know michael phelps ate 10k calories a day right
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>>42022187
He meant bodytype. If you want to be Phelps in looks and in lifestyle then yeah you can copy his intake as long as you copy his daily training routine.
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>>42002822
How cute, someone thinks you need to be in full roid mode to calculate and institute accurate and effective indirect fire.
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>>42005269
>6 minute mile
silly meme, sprinting will just mean you die tired. Being able to powerwalk for 25 miles without stopping is far more valuable
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>>42002822
>can’t do a push up
I do 5 sets of 20 almost daily.
>run half a mile
Running is not one of my strong suits, more of a sprinter/swimmer/walker, but I can run that just fine. To top it off I’m only a 150 lbs skelly.
>>42003209
>>42003244
>nicole
Why the fuck did so many autists obsess over her
>>42005565
Not to mention 99% of them can hardly run whatsoever because of muh gains.
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Lol I can do 60 push-ups in a row and run 8-9 miles a day. Only have 5 rifles and 2 handguns though
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>>42023268
This anon gets it.
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>>42005303
>those tits tho
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>>42002822
I can finally bench, decline, and chest press 205 LBS. I suck at pull ups. I can do push ups. But I take 9 minutes to run a mile.
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>>42025760
continued,
i've got 3 pairs of ceramic plates.
5 concealabe used level 3A police surplus vests. in black, white, and navy
PAGST flak vest, IBA in woodland both used.
black SWAT vest with neck coverage opens from the side along with plate carrier inserts.

lots of gas masks used.
AVON S10 FM12s,
MSA M40s, MC2UPs

with new unopened filters/ cartridges expires 2021 and 2022.

Tons of BDUs both US made, US fabric assembled in Domincan Republic , Mexico, Guatemala, and Honduras.
Multicam
UCP/ACU
ABU
Tiger stripe
M81 woodland
solid colors
black
grey light
dark grey
dark blue/navy

fabric 65/35 ripstop TC
60/40 and 50/50 cotton/polyester
few NYCO stuff

Some Artkis parka and pants
Swede splinter
CADPAT
Danish flecktarn

Euro surplus new and used
DPM UK and Dutch
MTP
German Flecktarn
Russian stuff Splav and Sposn
Fleck D
Skol
Partizan summer

Lots of Altama and McRae boots
jungle and few all leather

some standard cap AR and AK mags
a few G3 mags
full cap pistol mags for Glocks and Berretta. 9mm

Some PD uniforms along with accurate repro badges. LAPD, CHP, SFPD, NYPD
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>>42002822
Have fun while your muscles starve your body to death, meanwhile with my fat reserves I can survive on a couple hundred calories a day for at least a year...
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>>42022187
>ate
Damn when he die?
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>>42005303
Damn these deep nudes are gettin good!
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>>42005686
Look at this closeted fag who fears the pol boogyman
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>>42025916
You know bulking up on roids can turn you into trap. Just look at what happened to Ray Croc. You was once a straight dude who now identifies as a dyke. Those roids gave his nuts cancer and had them removed. And now he lives as a transbian.
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>>42005303
There's a difference between buff and fit
Buff is all cosmetic, the muscles might let you lift those big weights, but when it comes down to the boogaloo all they'd do is increase how fast you'd go through rations.
Fit is what you want to go for. All it takes is a little muscle in the right places, and some training. Doesn't even have to be intense. If you can run 3 miles without wearing yourself out, that puts you miles ahead of the competition.
But more than both of these things, you need skills.
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>>42018173
>The human body is not made to sit.
The human ass is a wonder of evolution. It allows us to run longer distances than any other mammal, and it allows us to rest without sacrificing as much as other animals. In other words, the human body is made to sit.
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>>42004546
...and VERY pilled
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>>42023422
>that stock
>that vfg



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